i agree along with he and other youtuders in my childhood were AMAZING. so I know ssundde is my favorit along a few ogs but. DAME I feel old am I am just 20 years old.
Parenting with Dan: 1. Beat your egg senselessly until it comes out of it shell B. Teach it to walk and talk (You'll regret this step later) 3. Drop it out of a 2-story window to teach it to fly 4. Repeat step 3 until it explodes or flies CONGRATULATIONS!!! You now have a functional baby! Enjoy debt!
It's been.. What 10 years? I can't even count anymore and watching these old videos- Seeing freaking DrTrayouras and Grim again is making me sob. Dan is litterally my child-hood
@@C0met_st4rzz fair. But at least they are not as pricy. I remember my twin hatchimals costed me 400 ISL (Israeli shackles) and turned out that one of them didn't work at all. So having a cheaper alternative is always nice "^^ Plus the small collectibles always gave inspiration for art and original characters ^^
This is what would happen if dantdm had a baby 1. Ohhhh a baby popped out 2. Hello are you in? 3.Ohhhh man hurry up 4.GRABS HAMMER AND HITS IT WITH A RAGE VOICE 5.SCREAMS LIKE A GIRLY GIRL 6.Dantdm: If this doesn't hurry up!!! Ok ok, 3,2,1 ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH 7.SMASHES BABY AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND BROTHER DOSENT CATCH IT 8. Oh dang it!!!
no more like : dan:ok if you don't get out I will hit you with the hammer me:dan that is not a good idea if your going to do do it carefully dan :it is it won't hatch me: .......ok😄
When Dan fails in giving birth to an egg: Dan- WHY ISN'T IT HATCHING?? Egg- hehehhehehhe I will destroy dis world with my evil minions and spend human money for useless eggs!! I will begin world domina... oh here comes the hammer
Congrats! You have a child! Edit: I came back to watch this video 3 years later and didn’t realise people even liked it so, thx! (Also I realised that my younger self said that the hatchimal was a daughter so I’m changing that to child)
me:oh look dan has a hachimal cute Dan:hits egg with hammer me:OMG DAN STOP HURTING IT HAS FEELINGS TOO dan:hits more me:IM DONE *calls 911* HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT ANIMAL ABUSE QUIK SOMEONE IS HURTING A HACHIMAL 911:.....hangs up me:oh Well....*goes to eat the last oreos
If jemma had a baby Dan:come on it's been forever Jemma: hun its been 20 minutes Dan: screw it get the hammer Dan: now the hard part is over now let's see if it can fly
This video is 7 years old and I realized how impatient he was with the Hatchimal mine took over 6 hours to hatch on its own and I was a proud mom at that very moment at the ripe age of 8
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Ive watched this 10 times, and it never gets old. Watching a grown man yell at an over-hyped and over-priced toy is absolutely amazing
Yesssssss
Lmao
Yes yes it is
xXAsHeRgAcHaXx that AYES
So I still kinda want Angry Egg Furby...
I just watched a grown man yell at a overpriced egg for ten minutes
Ikr? Isn't it incredible? 😂 Literally my entire childhood is based around Dan!
10 minutes and 57 seconds *
True
Omg so true XD
Soo lateeeeeeeeee
RUclips: hey it’s been 4 years you should watch this
Hello
@@captainderp5189 hi daddy
@@lazerddeath3435 ayo😳
Lol
am glad it got recorded again
I love how it’s been 6 years and we’re still here.
i agree along with he and other youtuders in my childhood were AMAZING. so I know ssundde is my favorit along a few ogs but. DAME I feel old am I am just 20 years old.
7 now!
@@thegamingboyrblx8631I just found mine from a long time ago and I wanted to feel the nostalgia once again
Parenting with Dan:
1. Beat your egg senselessly until it comes out of it shell
B. Teach it to walk and talk (You'll regret this step later)
3. Drop it out of a 2-story window to teach it to fly
4. Repeat step 3 until it explodes or flies
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You now have a functional baby! Enjoy debt!
The Flaming Gamer hahahahahahahahahahahaaha LOL 😂
The Flaming Gamer LOL you're doing it the Dan Style
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!
The Flaming Gamer I was laughing so hard when I read this comment!
The Flaming Gamer lol
Dan: why dose it not fly
Me: probably cuz you hit it on the head with a hammer
Yep I would do the same
Flying penguin. Yes
He gave it brain damage
so true
@@Collemturee *y.e.s*
You threw 150 dollars out the window
lol
its ok, Dan makes over 500 thousand dollars a month from youtube :D
Crazy Husky yup he literally did
Dantem u kill her
Harley Patchinose dantdm not dantem
This video really encapsulates Dan's chaotic side, and I love it
It’s been 4 years and he still has it 😂😂
3 years*
2020 gang
Might've burnt it once
Wow it’s been three years* clap clap* 👏
@@peanuts646 wdym
dan: this better not break
also dan: hits it with a hammer
bluehaired spider and throws it out of the window
Dan :Breaks the shell with hammer
Me: I don't have hammer sooo
Takes a chain saw
Me:Take that for not coming outside
Yes that was beautiful what he did with his hammer I loved it
hatchimal:OW
Von Tupal and burns it
it’s been 4 years. soon 5. you’ve decided to relive your childhood due to the pandemic. don’t lie. :)
yup
Ok :>
True
Wrong i came to compare it to the ytp version
No
It's been.. What 10 years? I can't even count anymore and watching these old videos- Seeing freaking DrTrayouras and Grim again is making me sob. Dan is litterally my child-hood
If Dan’s child saw this, they would be scared
I'm from the future he has a baby
Krysta Ellie thats why i posted this comment lol
@@linaoraline9120 oh sorry
Skip to 5:12 to see his child’s reaction
ö
I'm scared for his kid after remembering how he raises things...
Oh no
Oop-
I cant ruin the funny number
Uh oh
FBI open up
Dan when he becomes a dad
Dan- where's the baby?
Nurse- dan it takes a while
Dan- where's my hammer?
Beanie Hutini
😂😂😂 Thanks
Olivia Harriman lol so true
Olivia Harriman lol I'm was sadly crying but your comment made my day 😂
Kagura Miochanlu
😂
AHHHHHHHH DAN
7 years later and still love the chaos that happened to this egg and creature
He burnt it
Something I never thought I would see is dan throwing a hatchimal out of a window
I am
i am
Me
I'm guessing it's because of the YTP reaction video?
Meeeeeee
The legends say to this day danTDM still doesn't know how to properly take care of a Hatchimal egg.
Yessssssssss cause you need to wait
He's already a dad now
haha
Lol yas
2021 anyone?
RUclips: it’s been 4 years since this, let’s put it in this guy’s recommended
This was in my recommended
lol
@@beybladewithpeople4591 Me too XD
fr
Same
Dan: I feel bad...
Dan: Let's do it again.
You're the only member here
Lolz
2015: mod showcases
2017: *smacks a children's toy with a hammer*
MysticFyreGalaxy '_' you forgot 2019: becoming a dad
@@atlantykgacha8399 true!
MysticFyreGalaxy '_' yeeeessss lol
@@atlantykgacha8399 i mean, you aren't lying.
Atlantyk Gacha nah it was 2020 because Asher was born on 5th of January.
*Anyone just watched this in 2019??*
Or am I the only one 😀🧐
Anyone watching this in the worst year? 2020?
Hmm hallo 2021 ppl
Lo me
Lol me*
Meh
Yoooo
yeah but who here 2020
HE'S A BIRD
SHE'S A BIRD
IT'S A BIRD
me: started laughing
Me too
Im your 80th liker
He doesn't know what gender it is lol
You said DanTDMs speach
I stared laughing
Dan: I hope this doesn't brake
Also dan: throws it out a window
I literally hated Dan for throwing Pinky out the Window
My Reaction ----> 🤬
Lmao
@@jankarlohernandez9736 he is a youtuber, of course he threw it out the window
Dont be mad at him, get your own and take care of it
Break*
Dan shakes hatchimal. Dan: Why is this not hatching? Hatchimal: My life is not worth living
I remember watching this right when it came out... the nostalgia 🥺
Same
Oft yeah
jeez this was 4 years ago..
I knowwwww
Same
7 years, and this is still my favourite video ever ❤️
Everyone: oh it didn’t fly
Dan: whoops
So true
Dan: **bullying his hatchimal**
Me: **leaves it alone and it hatches perfectly**
Same, I got one and left it alone and it hatch perfectly xD
@@jolleygirl3 same lol
I feel really sorry for this hatchimal
Yea lol
Did it cost the same amount?
2 Years ;-; Oh well. Im just gonna say this anyway,
*Dan, You'll Be A Great Parent.*
OMG
Because HE BREAKS THE HATCHIMAL WITH *A HAMMER*
...He just posted a video revealing that Jemma is pregnant....
@@akira3998 jemma is now pregnant
He’s a father now if you see this
Well there are the small collectible versions where the hatch process isn't as problematic. You just press on the shell and peel it off.
Well yes but its not as fun
@@C0met_st4rzz fair. But at least they are not as pricy. I remember my twin hatchimals costed me 400 ISL (Israeli shackles) and turned out that one of them didn't work at all. So having a cheaper alternative is always nice "^^
Plus the small collectibles always gave inspiration for art and original characters ^^
I remember I loved the collectible ones more than the actual thing, because I didn’t have responsibility, but yeah they *are* very pricy.
Yah i have and had lots
This is what would happen if dantdm had a baby
1. Ohhhh a baby popped out
2. Hello are you in?
3.Ohhhh man hurry up
4.GRABS HAMMER AND HITS IT WITH A RAGE VOICE
5.SCREAMS LIKE A GIRLY GIRL
6.Dantdm: If this doesn't hurry up!!! Ok ok, 3,2,1 ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
7.SMASHES BABY AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND BROTHER DOSENT CATCH IT
8. Oh dang it!!!
that's so funny
Olivia Bundy hi sister I found it so funny too
Archi Lewis hahahahahahaha
Archi Lewis .
Archi Lewis XD
Imagine if Asher Saw this....
Well heck
Of course she's gonna play it
Lol
Ice cream sundae yt Asher is a male
@@prowler1902 well heck
Alternative title Dan yelling at a child's toy for 10 minutes
Don't copy kid
@@jawsy4648 tf
@@cat_alystxx shut up
Dan: it won’t fly
Me: no because you probably gave it brain damage with a sprinkle of trauma
LOL
Hilarious
The hatchimal”eh huh eh huh eh huh”
Dan”ew”
Me”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
hatchimals sucks
Kiwi_Chloe ikr lol
?
6:20 “ *CaN yOu EaT THiS?!?* ”
Euuwhh, no
Hatchimal:I won't hatch Danton:hatch or I'll kill you with this hammer
He would really say thet
Mudasar Baig I got a hatchimal and it hatched the same day and it cost 25 pounds mine is called fluffy
Mudasar Baig lol
My favorite part is when Dan tries to make the Hatchimal fly.
6:34 just look at the beak
Lol
XD it pops out
i have one
Ahahaa
When you see your crush at a pool party- 6:34
Window Dan: “Why didn’t you catch it?!”
Outside Dan: “.....I missed” *while standing literally five feet away from the window*
LoboDeSombra 861 elol
I thought it said Widow Dan
I think that was his brother
XD he was 5 feet away
dan: this guys has wings. can he fly?
the bird: why- why do i hear boss music?
Watching this again because Dan recently teased a sequel in his alt twitter account
Dan: *smacks egg with the hammer*
Me: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
You're going to take someone's eye out and besides your doing it wrong
@@zappy5287 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im gonna cry
Damn it's just look at u
@Fatima Warsami *Grammar 100*
who realised that at the top of the page at 3:01 he wrote on the search bar "hello youtube :)"
Omg it does!
I saw it lol
Just saw that
omg i didnt see it till this day
cool
dan: its a hundred fifty dollars i got to be careful with it
also dan: *throws it out the window*
lol
Keng Lim 3 years
Lol
He probably killed it by now
ikr lol
even 7 years later, after watching the falofa ytp version of this, i still cant unhear it, lo.!
10:00 when dan said hatchimals can't fly the hatchimals eyes turned red haha!
*Spoooooooooooooooooooooooky*
Scary ahh
Very spoopy
He’s gonna kill him
Debora Hancock *he is still alive :D lol*
Dan : Shakes egg
Me: Animal abuse?
Dan : Gets hammer
Me : :O omg
Drops egg : OH DEAR GOD CALL PETA
no more like :
dan:ok if you don't get out I will hit you with the hammer
me:dan that is not a good idea if your going to do do it carefully
dan :it is it won't hatch
me: .......ok😄
jk I would say fine be carful
Nereyda Livent hey he is a better youtuber then you ever will be if one
DanPlaysGames hahaha
DanTDM's "brother" has returned! If anybody remembers the DanTDM's twin video?
Peppy pony what
Peppy pony I watched. rain drop drop top u ugly ha ha
???
It is fake though
Peppy pony yep
This is the same guy that has two kids
Not 7 years ago though ? 😂
When Dan touched its belly it's eyes turned red
ITS EVIL
Pushkins Plays lol
Pushkins Plays LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Pushkins Plays or it just hates Dan... So ya basically evil
It's evil he will crawl on him at night and and throw him out the window like Dan did to him
BBPGamer xD true
3:02 hello RUclips :) on the search bar
Also who watching in 2019?
Mr Jääpala I didn’t expect someone to comment one day ago
WOOP WOOP
UNORIGINALITY ALERT
UNORIGINALITY ALERT
SAY SOMETHING ORIGINAL TO STOP ALERT
Some Kid On RUclips something original
@@minecraftgal1860 you know what I meant
Some Kid On RUclips I know :)
I'm in 2020 and people are still after them
They r still popular
No
Tracey Allen yeah
Hell no if i saw one i would smash it even if 6 year old cryed
Well I’m still after them but I can’t find them in Iranian online stores and I can’t go to a shop because of the virus.
True
This is my favourite DanTDM video of all time because how chaotic the end is
Dan: *Makes this video*
Future Asher: Dad....
I'm starting to doubt Dans parenting skillz!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂saaaammmeee!
Severed Eye same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Severed Eye yup
Severed Eye me to I never trusted him!
I love how he just throws his rubbish round his room
Ikr
Megan Barker i do that to
It is funny when he throws everything around
its so funny
Everyone dose😂
IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS!?!!!??!!!??
Yeah
That hatchamal was a penguin. no wonder why it couldn't fly
my hatchimal was a penguin as well
well i love penguins
yeah no wonder it can,t fly.😒
hatchimal not hatchamal
ha ha so funny
lol
When Dan fails in giving birth to an egg:
Dan- WHY ISN'T IT HATCHING??
Egg- hehehhehehhe I will destroy dis world with my evil minions and spend human money for useless eggs!! I will begin world domina... oh here comes the hammer
omg lol
That's what I feel Furbys were like
MityKitty2 meowz lol
MityKitty2 meowz haaaaa
I think my hatchimal died.. I sorta accidentally (not) threw my hatchimal outside when it was still in the egg. It still didn't crack. Wow me.
Who’s watching when dans a dad?im asking this cause Dan actually has to buy toys now lol
Me
Me XD
is it physically possible to not be?
no i’m watching in 2116 when dans child died so he’s no longer a dad
@@awecon3D. Wait are you talking about his pug??
I remember accidentally breaking both the wings/arms off mine, and then finding an abandoned one on top of a bush
oh god this makes me feel so old, i remember when these came out and i was begging to get these
omg xD ppl who are still watching are legends
Young
Same
A bird that speaks that cost $150
Fr, its almost been 5 years since he uploaded this, I remember when he started uploading diamond dimensions
Imagine looking out your window and seeing a grown man throw that toy outside the window😂😂😂
Lol
OMG🤣😂🤣
Lol
Lol
Hahaha
Dan: can you eat this?!
Dan: *licks/bites the egg*
Dan: eww no you can't
Me: XD
Lazary The wolf 6:21
*slowly dies inside*
I love watching a grown man scream at a egg and hit with a hammer
"I want a pink one!!!"😂 oh Dan you crack me up!
Ms.Queen105 _ I have the same one as him
did you do that pun on purpose AKA "you Crack me up" also eggs Crack so :3
LPSLovesFantasy Forever yeay but I couldn't find a cracked egg emoji!😂
lol xD
Ms.Queen105 _ lol
Dan: brings out hammer
Me:why?
Dan: smashes egg
Dan: OH NO ITS DEAD
Me: I wonder why
Liam Graham true
IKR
nicole right
Liam Graham lol
Zae Limebell. BRUH
I wonder if Jem ever just thinks to herself: look at this child posing as a small man
Lol
9:58 how about this ah ah ah ah 😂
I loved filming this video and getting to know my Hatchimal better. (He said, while holding a hammer)
Now I know why Dan and Jemma don't have kids. 😂
That comment made me laugh wayyyy to hard
Mia F LOL
Mia F -yup
Mia F ik it's like
"It's supposed to have flashing lights but nothings happening!" and the the starts
"IT'S NOT HATCHING" *smashes egg*
😂😂
Mia F why
Dan: how do I open this thing
Egg: Try
:Dan where’s my hammer.
Fans: I don’t know
DON'T KILL ITTTTTTTT
And we see two different type of replies
Dan, this video proves precisely why u do NOT have a child
WarehouseFilms This is just a toy ~_~
thx DaisyIshHere Xx
oh how thing has change~
Alternative Title: Dan getting traumatized bc of a product
I Seen Him Reacted To The YTP Version Of This.
Same
Me too it was....
✨ B O O T I F U L ✨ ;)
Same
same
Yeah but it was even more funny than this
Who is watching this video in 2018 cuz I am!!!😝😜
And this video was soooooo funny lol!!! 😂😂😂😂
Alina MLP Lover i am
Alina MLP Lover me too 😜😜😜😂😂😂
Alina MLP Lover me!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m am
i am waching this in 2018
Congrats! You have a child!
Edit: I came back to watch this video 3 years later and didn’t realise people even liked it so, thx! (Also I realised that my younger self said that the hatchimal was a daughter so I’m changing that to child)
lol
Im default
If you burn your relative
Gaming Jem or son
Nyeh lol
5:48
Dan: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU PEICE OF-
Parents: FBI OPEN UP
6:56 Dan: Did I Hurt You?!
Hachimals: Yes.... You Did With A Hamer....
You spelled hammer wrong
Knowledge boi
@@naomilane6593 is me boi
*hammer
Ok
Hatchimal: -doesn't hatch-
Dan: Maybe, if I smile at it :)))
A few minutes later...
Dan: SCREW IT WHERE'S THE HAMMER
lol
so true
well it wouldn't hatch 😒!!!!!!
"if this doesn't hatch... I'm gonna smack it... I'm gonna smack it hard."
Dan,”It’s flapping and stuff.”
Me,”It’s a bird what is it suppose to do?”
Austin TheLie LOL yea
Austin TheLie oh man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one knows what it is so your wrong
Austin TheLie has
been five years, and, i still have my ugly ahh hatchimal
9:08 DANS CLONE KILLED ME WITH THAT LOOK
No one:
Literally no one:
Dan: CaN yOu EaT tHiS
Also dan: EwWwWwW NoOo
Ikr
XD
LOL
These comments suck
Because I saw a video about annoying comments and not a single soul is in the video
who else couldn't stop laughing at the hammer part XD
Wolfie Productions Me XD
Wolfie Productions //// Me
XD
Wolfie Productions
Wolfie Productions True 😂
this old dan has no patience whatsoever, i love it
What would happen if dan had a real baby
Would he smash that with a hammer
Bulbasaur Vids IDK
Bulbasaur Vids Thats so true
Bulbasaur Vids u a lil
Bulbasaur Vids
yes
5:43
Calm down DanTDM! It's just a toy egg!
Isaac Kim oh now I get it
Lol
No I have own
ur just jealous
alot of dollars
me:oh look dan has a hachimal cute
Dan:hits egg with hammer
me:OMG DAN STOP HURTING IT HAS FEELINGS TOO
dan:hits more
me:IM DONE *calls 911* HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT ANIMAL ABUSE QUIK SOMEONE IS HURTING A HACHIMAL
911:.....hangs up
me:oh Well....*goes to eat the last oreos
DariForever 219 lol
DariForever 219 #NotFunny
DariForever 219 well its not real
DariForever 219 #notfunny
xXLunaLikesMinecraftXx #WhyYouCopyingMe
nostalgia hits hard
Ikr
6:21
No one
Absolutely no one
Not even a single soul
Dan: *CaN You EaT ThIS*
I herd
But the single soul is dan
Its Murtaza true
YEah cAn u
Time travel Past future 😂
If jemma had a baby
Dan:come on it's been forever
Jemma: hun its been 20 minutes
Dan: screw it get the hammer
Dan: now the hard part is over now let's see if it can fly
Delaney Sinton lmao
Delaney Sinton they aren't going to have a baby Jemma is transgender
Immallama :D she is? How do you know
Immallama :D where the hell did you get that from?! She's not transgender
u copied
If Dan Was A Chicken Dad His Eggs Would Be in a Lot Of trouble...😂
Magicgirlpuppy YT *Ruster
Yeah
Magicgirlpuppy YT yep lol
e
nice pup
Who is watching in April 2024?
Me
Dantdm:YOUR SO DIFFICULT!!!!
*Puts egg shell on head*
Me:Lol
Hi dan
XD
7:06
The hatchimal: I'm going to be famous, oooooooh, I'm with a RUclipsr
dan 2017: throwing toys out windows
Yep thats true
Yep yep yep
This video is 7 years old and I realized how impatient he was with the Hatchimal mine took over 6 hours to hatch on its own and I was a proud mom at that very moment at the ripe age of 8
they really took that long to hatch? I never got one when I was young