@@gss6531 wow you are probably the nicest/coolest person in the RUclips comments right now lol.. my faith in youtube is restored not even exaggerating 😆👍👍✌
i cant fucking stop laughing, its hard to type with tears in your eyes. "how is this funny tom?" hhheeeeh hehhehehhehe my neighbor got shot, 7 times, they reloaded and kept shooting, hhhhhah hhehehehheh. didnt even wake me up, hhahahh haahahhah.
I’ve been watching Tom talk about serial killers then Toms “asleep” and someone’s murdered right outside his house. He doesn’t hear a thing, it was never solved...hmmm 🤔
The murderer had to have done one of two deliberate actions to get 7 shots from a shotgun. 1. Put an shotgun shell tube that could hold at least 6 shots (1 shell can be in the chamber. 2.Loaded three into the tube and chamber one. Then reload with two in the magazine and one in the chamber.
You have a pump and a semiautomatic shotgun..most normal shotguns can hold 4+1 in the chamber. Semiautomatic you could crack off 5, load 2 more and crack those off in less than 15 seconds...faster if you do it often. If it's a pump, this is a 15 second job for someone who's not a pro.
I’m genuinely irritated you can barely hear segura; so i crank the volume and then when he says something the host guffaws EAR SPLITTINGLY LOUD. Like goddamn do they EQ the hosts voice louder on purpose because he’s the center of attention?
If anyone hasn't seen it yet, there is a skit with these 2 guys from like 10 years ago called "9 inches". It's on youtube, just search "tom segura 9 inches" it's funny as fuck
When I was a kid my neighbors corvette caught fire and the fire dept had to park in our driveway and I slept thru the whole thing. Woke up the next morning and my mom asked if I heard anything and I said nope. Slept thru everything.
i remember during my internship, my boss tells me i know the good strip clubs with the 16 year olds and i go eeeewwwww and he replies you dont like russian ? and i go wait they are sex trafficers ? He never spoke to me ever again i didnt get hired
@@amberdakota7933 Reporting often does very little. I got fired for exposing abuse of power/racial discrimination. Nothing was done to the offending people. If I can get a name though, I have a look see, might lead back to some interesting circles....
the sound of shotgun blasts are to tommy what ocean waves are to a regular person. probably made him sleep harder
I can just imagine him sleeping and after a shotgun blast he keeps sleeping but a huge grin on his face is slowly growing
@@anchorbubba dreaming about baristas for some reason
C_minus as he snuggles his blanket tighter
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
If you’ve ever shot a shotgun a smile is pretty much the only thing that comes across your face
4:06 . See that Bert? That's how you hold off on interrupting someone.
“He would bring, uhhhhh...actors.”
“Yeah, thespians.”
LMAO
Lmaoooo
Sickler laughs like lee Syatt on 1000mg.
He sounds like a bullet ricochet.
@@ryanoconnor9429 lmao
Lee sounds like he’s actually talking to dolphins though..
Legend says Sicklers laugh kills 1 year off of your life every time you hear it in person. Like nails on a chalkboard that guy
Facts
It's really astonishing that Tom got big considering how many times he bombed due to his sense of humor. Dude fell into the right cracks. Glad he did.
Tom attracts high pitched squealers for podcast friends
At least Ryan isn't racist
@@70superchicken your not talking about Bert are you, he’s not racist
I was about to make a similar sentiment. It’s a who’s who of horrible laughs.
@@70superchicken dude i can’t believe Todd is friends with notorious racist Brent Kerscher
They make the best victims
I love how they are so clearly very good friends. You can just tell.
Tom straight up iced someone and just told everyone; "lol no, I was asleep dude" and it somehow worked 🤣🤣🤣
i thought this was a confession video
might be
@@haraxA most def
They never found the killer and Tom was "sleeping"
It is
7:03 sounds like an old school bullet ricochet LMAO
I BET THIS GUY DRENCHES HIS WINGS IN SAUCE
You got a lotta nerve, what makes you think I'm some amateur that drenches his wings in sauce...
JAMES BROWN IS NOT 5'3"
Lol
@@mattsmith7962 Lmao it was 5'6!
Maybe with his mother on his shoulders
Tom wasn't the only one that was dead asleep.
Booo
Ba Dum Tss
Do you have flyers?!? 😂🤣😂🤣
“Unsolved: The story of Tom Segura’s murderous rampage across the US”
Dealin tamales and selling kimono dragons
@@donsal.t.1765 Komodo, Kimono is a gown
@@gss6531 got dang auto spell
Don Sal. T. Was funny either way brother
@@gss6531 wow you are probably the nicest/coolest person in the RUclips comments right now lol.. my faith in youtube is restored not even exaggerating 😆👍👍✌
That office story was pure gold. Laughed until I cried and laughed some more👏
Witness: I heard 7 shotgun shots
LAPD: Ya sounds like suicide to us. Case closed.
dying, lmfao
I swear Sicklers laugh is one of a kind!! Lmao
I would love that kind of humor in my long boring staff meetings.
I could entertain you, I have been told I'm too "dark" with my comedy...Bill Burr is my go to. His rants are gold. Cheers 🍻
Everytime I see Sickler on a podcast it reminds me to go rewatch his cousins schizophrenia story that he tells on Rogans podcast. Lmao
“It started makin’ sense...”
I absolutely love Ryan’s laugh, it makes my day!
Can we have some flyers Tom? We need to solve some murders.
Compare the time of the murder with Garth's tour schedule from back then.
I checked he was feathering it in el paso
The fact that Tom and Sickler laugh so hard at that flyer is exactly why these are my kinda ppl.
James brown was short
Most underrated skit ever! So damn funny
If you know, you know
I remember that now! Omg that is so funny!
9 inches
Last time I was this early, I was watching Conald feather it from my car
R.I.P Conald
Conald, the hero the world deserves....
R.I.P
Do you have flyers? We could add 'em to next week's packet.
I fuckin lost it at sickler going “you right that I’m a comedian but my neighbor was brutally murdered on the hood of his car”
This is honestly the funniest thing I've heard in so long
Tom you are the perfect comedian for a firefighter or police function. Your killing me
... and his neighbor
Two great story tellers going back and forth : )...wish this podcast was longer
That has to be the most 'Tom' thing hes ever said 😅🤣🤣🤣
These two together might be my favorite thing ever.
"Yea I no alot of people that have been killed...
"But do you have flyers"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i cant fucking stop laughing, its hard to type with tears in your eyes. "how is this funny tom?" hhheeeeh hehhehehhehe my neighbor got shot, 7 times, they reloaded and kept shooting, hhhhhah hhehehehheh. didnt even wake me up, hhahahh haahahhah.
These two are a great duo.
Tom's like hey remember when I killed my neighbor.
Tom:"I can't sleep."
*brutal murder occurs
Tom: " 😴 😴 💤 🛏 😪 🛌 😴 "
“That is personal.”
That's not a murder. That's a message.
The funny part of that meeting is now coming to fruition
Are we in agreement that Tom totally did it?
yup
Sickler’s laugh is the best. Next Netflix show... Detective DJ Dad Mouth: Turning Cold Cases Colder.
The fucking volume control here nearly killed me
I can tell Tommy is taking pleasure in telling a gruesome death story
I just came to say that Tom Segura is boss mAn. Peace out! 🤙
Do you have fliers?? 😂😂😂
Ryan's laugh in this video is top notch
Fucking mickey mouse's lough kills me every time 🤣
It was Carole Baskins
If it doesn't clap it doesn't count lmao.
I bet it's fun as hell to be friends with Ryan. Imagine having that response to your jokes all the time.
I love that laugh.
This story was epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can we replace Bert with Ryan Sickler. 5x better since of humor. 10x better laugh
Evan03Grimes Bert is extra sometimes.
It’s so annoying. His laugh ruins everything
Ryan’s laugh is fucking hilarious 😂
The music at the beginning is too louds to hear what Tom says "do you remember...?" cant work it out.
Jim Page “do you remember the time my neighbour got murdered”
Sickler...the laugh man!!!
Asleep.
What an alibi
That laugh tho lol
Tom segura, comedy detective
This was such a good episode.
Ryan's laugh is the best shit ever
I’ve been watching Tom talk about serial killers then Toms “asleep” and someone’s murdered right outside his house. He doesn’t hear a thing, it was never solved...hmmm 🤔
Yep is this the only one he's killed?
7 shells, damn. That's a reload and then continue firing.
Is there any chance you guys could put the link to the full podcast in your clips description?
3 week old fliers?? I thought they gave up evrey Wednesday! "That's an old case, I need a new one"
Maybe the guy didnt know James Brown was 6'3"
Tom killed that guy.
“Other things I thought were funny” lmao
RIP headphone listeners.
The murderer had to have done one of two deliberate actions to get 7 shots from a shotgun. 1. Put an shotgun shell tube that could hold at least 6 shots (1 shell can be in the chamber. 2.Loaded three into the tube and chamber one. Then reload with two in the magazine and one in the chamber.
I've been trying to avoid picking up ANOTHER podcast, but this clip is the reason I'm gong to start listening to honeydew.
Tom definitely killed him
Ryan has the best laugh in the world
For those who don't know.. 7 shotgun blasts is almost enough to shred the entire upper half of the body to paste that's wild
You have a pump and a semiautomatic shotgun..most normal shotguns can hold 4+1 in the chamber. Semiautomatic you could crack off 5, load 2 more and crack those off in less than 15 seconds...faster if you do it often. If it's a pump, this is a 15 second job for someone who's not a pro.
Why do they not have a show on Netflix or prime or hulu.
I’m genuinely irritated you can barely hear segura; so i crank the volume and then when he says something the host guffaws EAR SPLITTINGLY LOUD. Like goddamn do they EQ the hosts voice louder on purpose because he’s the center of attention?
Fix your audio levels
Seriously, it's like it keeps getting worse.
A simple gate filter would do the trick smh
What episode this from wanna watch the rest lmao was hilarious.
Episode 67
Idk maybe the most recent one with Tom segura
this was so funny to me
Tom needs a solo podcast
Most hilarious part of this video is sickler thinking cops weren’t dealing with homeless guy bcz of coronavirus. 🤣🤣🤣
tom can be a comedian he is funny
Ya I know alot of people who were killed
So do you have flyers??
🤣🤣🤣
“they” shot him 7 times with a shotgun
We all know who did it.
If anyone hasn't seen it yet, there is a skit with these 2 guys from like 10 years ago called "9 inches". It's on youtube, just search "tom segura 9 inches" it's funny as fuck
Now THAT'S a highlight. Keep Blueban off rye bread and screen.
Could we please get Sickler and Ricky Gervais in a laugh off, I would die.
I would rather listen to shotgun blasts an inch away from my unprotected ears than listen to Ryan Sickler's Mickey Mouse high on helium laugh.
What if the dude that killed the neighbor is a huge YMH fan and listens to this on the regular feeling good that Tom talks about him lol
Tom did it
"asleep"
When I was a kid my neighbors corvette caught fire and the fire dept had to park in our driveway and I slept thru the whole thing. Woke up the next morning and my mom asked if I heard anything and I said nope. Slept thru everything.
Hawks Fan nice man
Should've sent one of those cops that are anal about going to the park or jogging during the coroni outbrake
Tom was "sleeping" hmmmm surrrre whatever you say.
the audio levels drive me crazy
Almost unlistenable on phone speakers. The sound leveling is wild. It's whisper quiet and then screaming loud :(
Fuck that’s a piercing laugh
shotguns are untracable....
i remember during my internship, my boss tells me i know the good strip clubs with the 16 year olds and i go eeeewwwww and he replies you dont like russian ? and i go wait they are sex trafficers ? He never spoke to me ever again i didnt get hired
Got a name?
I hope you were able to report him. Good on you for not going, some people would’ve went along with it just to get the job
@@amberdakota7933 Reporting often does very little. I got fired for exposing abuse of power/racial discrimination. Nothing was done to the offending people.
If I can get a name though, I have a look see, might lead back to some interesting circles....
@@amberdakota7933 i cant i dont have any actual evidence, go along ? i was repulsed just by the though of it.
Jimmy Rustler wow that’s awful! I’m sorry you were fired, it’s such BS how these creeps get away with that stuff