Stavvy's World #44 - Geoffrey Asmus | Full Episode
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Geoffrey Asmus joins the pod to talk about his special "The Only Funny White Man," his unique style of self love, holding onto his v-card until 25, being incel-adjacent in his youth, and much more. Geoffrey and Stav help callers including a guy who's concerned that his girlfriend's southern family is racist, and a woman whose former tattoo artist is an obsessed freak.
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"sex is the patreon of beating off" is an amazing line
Truly
So good
what does this even mean?
@@lotsoffun4939you’ll see one day
❤😅😊😊😅😮😊😮😮😊😅😊😊🎉😢😊😢😊
I love these ad reads where the guest is *totally* in the studio
I appreciate how they sit their quietly and respect the ad read.
The bit were he smokes and starts to breath heavy is so fucking funny
Stavvy's creative genius and Eldy's master-class editing skills come together to create the absolute best ad reads in the podcasting game right now.
I swear to god ive missed it the pass few episodes. I really thought the guest was just chilling out of frame smiling.
I love how he almost smashed his bong mid read.
Stav reacting with utter astonishment every time Geoffrey says he doesn't jack off made my year hahaha. Great combo!!
It’s like a monkey interviewing someone who’s never had a banana in their entire life. 💀
Bro no one’s gonna mention his moose knuckle. I bet those bawlz have never been emptied
Like no judgements but that was an absolutely wild ride. Especially since it seems that it's not a kink or fetish, it just pure catholic guilt
Him revealing the cum pillow was insanity LOL
It was good to hear comedians trashing D'Elia again. It seems like everyone mostly went quiet on him since he's trying to come back
34:45 - Hedonist: The belief that pleasure is the most important pursuit in life
I've been waiting for this one since I first stumbled upon yung Geoffrey, and it was worth the wait. His chemistry with Stavvy is nothing short of comedy gold
Watching Stav take literally the smallest bong rip I have ever seen, then proceed to try to put the bowl in the in the mouth piece was the funniest part of this whole episode. haha
I commented waaay too early in this video. Hearing a guy who fucks pillows say watching porn is weird fucking sent me.
While getting his ass whipped by a cheapo lighter...
And then dropping it lmao
@@jjcoola998he was just showing us the amazing secret detachable glycerin chamber!
Phenomenal haha
Groffrey is one of the best up and coming comedians right now. I have no doubt he will be doing theater only tours within the next couple of years!
Yeah saw him in Raleigh he was funny
Dude is the man! I saw him a few times back in 2018 in Madison, WI
@@djspencerduh skrrrrt skrrrt
Saw this dude in a backyard in Chicago like 3 years ago and it’s been so awesome watching his rise
I’m from the Madison area and I’m happy my boy is on the come up
use this as a "get Geoffrey on more pods" button
Fail
@@juantaste8603 I open mouth kissed a horse once
The world needs more alpha comedy
@@juantaste8603I'm gonna open mouth kiss you
Man I’m souped to see Geoffrey on Stavys, dude is fucking hilarious, his special was one of the funnier specials I’ve seen in the past 5 years. Hope dude ends up making the rounds on all the big podcasts
Six months ago I found and developed a man-crush on Stavvy. Dan Soder turned me onto Geoffrey a couple of weeks ago. Smart and funny as hell - a wicked combination.
Geoff will be in Tacoma this month.
Im at work and Stav dropping the bong is hysterical. 😂😂 I probably look ridiculous af to folk passing by
Just be yourself dawg❤️
I really feel like this has been a top 3 episode. Geoffrey did really well in this enviroment.
Freezepipe out here getting the BEST ad reads. This is the first ad I haven't skipped through in forever
The alpha came to lay down some wisdom
These are two of most beta men I've ever heard
@@jordanhenderson3812It's a bit he plays an alfa in his stand-up.
@@jordanhenderson3812I am assuming you think you're an "alpha".
@jordanhenderson3812 that's the joke
@@jordanhenderson3812you’re such a loser 😂
The response to the racist phone call was hilarious 😂😂😂
I was just listening to Soder on another pod yesterday talk this guy up, then lo and behold! Surprise surprise, what do we have here? Another BANGER episode right off the bat!
Geoffrey is my new favorite comedian, every thing he says kills me. And the best special ive seen this year 🙌
I saw Geoffrey at the cellar a few weeks ago and he was insane. The room loved this dude. So so funny. Hope he blows up
SO happy to see Geoff getting clout. Been following him for a long time before he was well known at all. He’s an incredible standup, and more than deserves it.
55:10 The guy who invented algebra was Muhammad Al khwarizmi from the ninth century. The word algebra comes from the word al-jabr meaning restoration.
Love how he totally broke the bong during the add read.
this guy is really good, first time hearing of him. thanks stav!
I love this guy! Hope this gets more people to check out his stand up
Once you stumble across him on youtube, he is just undeniably good.
Fr. He a sniper
Glad to see Geoff finally on a big podcast
When Stavvy said “get a gun, something’s going off tonight” I was 💀
Two of my favorites in one place! Just what I needed this Monday
Geoffrey Asmus is one of the best right now.
Ok I'm gonna start bringing my own pillow when I travel. That is just gross as hell haha
That's my takeaway from this entire ep😵💫🥲
We know the real reason you want to start bringing a pillow with you everywhere you go…
Love when Stav can't think of a word, very relatable. But he was almost definitely thinking of Hedonist
This is why teachers would always drill in my brain to read cause when I read i learn new words .. only for a week and then drop them from my vocabulary 😂
Holy shit, "does she prefer the Alien Ant Farm version of Smooth Criminal". How did he pull that one out?
So glad I watched this episode! Never heard of Geoffrey Asmus before but he's hilarious 😂 always awesome to discover new comedians.
This was the hardest I've laughed this year. Thank you Stav!
damn bro are you okay
This episode should be called “Geoffrey Asmus goes to pervert school with Stavvy and Eldis.” 😅😅😅😅😅
34:52 pretty sure Stav is looking for "hedonist" and it's killing me that he couldn't find the word lol
See, I thought lech?
lol I love how Stavvy is obviously a really smart person but he constantly has dumbass moments
Stav is drinking virgin olive oil from that huge tank like a real Greek.
He wants you to believe that but it's actually liquid butter from a popcorn machine.
@@orangeyewgladimaging stav hunched under a movie theater popcorn butter machine is majestic
This whole 2 hours is fuckin gold pmg Geoff just finding out jerking at 20 something is crazyyyy wtffffff how innocent😂😂😂
loved his special, geoffrey's gonna blow up any time now!
I'd say we are in the midst of it now
I just saw this guy's special and it was GREAT. Pleasantly surprised to see him on the pod. Great ep!
hilarious guest, gotta bring back Geoffrey!
I love how I can relate to Geoffrey in zero ways and still find him hilarious. Jerking off to IG butt pics is WILD
Was listening audio only - what a seamless ad transition!
Watched this guys special the other day randomly. GeOFF is funny af
Not random man, the algorithm knows
Geoffrey + Stav = the Parthenon Gyros on State St in Madison, WI
Never clicked faster. The alpha and the omega on the same pod!!!
GeOff: We had to go to mass during school.
Stav: Mastering school?
"I went to Japan with friends and one of their girlfriends...." okay stav way to be vague lmao
Eldis, babe, women get murdered for showing disinterest in creepy men. We have to play the game to survive 1:14:54
Hell yeah two of the best crowd workers in the game in the Greek style bedroom/lounge/podcast studio 🎉
"greek style"
Hell yeah! Saw Asmus for the 1st time on We Might Be Drunk. Funny dude. Funny stand-up.
i would like to say this is the only instance in my life where i watch the ads. pay these men.
love this midwestern goober
One of the best episodes.
As if I couldn't love Asmus more, I find out he's a deadhead! 💀⚡🌹
Hahahah the ad read and then going STRAIGHT back into wild packs of dogs was hilarious
I just saw a video of Geoffrey's standup for the first time like a few days ago and my immediate thought was "he would be a great guest on Stavvy" and boom, magic 🧙♀️
Hedonist is the word I think stav is looking for at 35 min mark
I had no idea who Geoffrey Asmus is, but he is HILARIOUS. Will definitely seek out his work. Thanks, Stav!
Bro the talking to the "weird women in Des Moines" sent me 😂 I too am overindulgent in anything I slightly enjoy 😅
Damn. I’m gonna start bringing my own pillows to hotels…
Damn dude, Great job making me watch the sponsor ads. So funny!
Two of my favs right here. The two current all time kings of crowd work.
The last 20 minutes of this pod is fucking wild
Fucking insane hahaha
Geoffrey baby! this one is gonna be so good
Geoffrey calling sex the Patreon of beating off killed me lol
Geoffrey rocks. Will be listening to Stav and Aus for years to come.
These guys could produce a new hour per month just shooting the shit-so damn smart.
I am a physically disabled Jewish man, and I used to think I was weird. This guy makes me look normal...
Cmon man Geoffrey’s a cute kid
Saw Geoffrey in SLC this summer and it was fantastic. He was super funny and my date went super well. 10/10
Stavy looking like the guy working the ticket booth at a drive in Porno theater
The loud annoying woman with the quiet reserved guy is so accurate. I know like 4 couples like that 😂
This guy is the real version of Andrew from big mouth 😂😂
Best part is how the guests are present during thw ad reads
Even when I don’t know the guest this podcast kills. I love y’all sm
I'm upset that Geoffrey isn't reppin' the University of Wisconsin.
great vibe with you two.
Love you had Geoffrey on!
Favorite episode so far and there have been so many great ones❤🎉
Great episode! Asmus rules!
I work in the meat department at a high end grocery store. People buy their dogs cuts of steak that are damn near $40.00 a lb.
I love this dude, fun combo!
I know way too much about this man's intimate self time! lol!
Stavvy as a lawyer is a crazy thing to think about. Just mocking you during cross examination and shit lmao
"hedonistic" was the word you were looking for when you were unsatisfied with "gluttonous" and "indulgent" 😀
Get that guy from the Adam Friedland show on
Black celebrity Chet Hanks?
1:47:37 Stav’s life changed 😂😂😂😂😂
Geoffrey Asmus is on the verge of breaking out. Hands down my favorite comedian of 2024. Possibly the smartest (younger) comedian out there today. Recently got into Stavros after realizing he's also a very intelligent comic (not what I was expecting). About shit my pants when I realized Asmus had been a guest on this podcast. The 2 of them play off each other perfectly. Need to get more comedians aware of Asmus and get him on more podcasts. He'd be perfect on Kill Tony.
Great long ep. love it
Can't say I've ever seen a more masterful bong rip.
Puts the bowl back in the mouthpiece, drops the bong after lmao absolutely top tier ad-reads.
@@tbsteez you can tell he truly cares about the product
@@Snarkyptangif he really cared about the product he would have got chamber clips, so the bong actually stays together and the bottom doesnt fall onto he floor when you hold the top. If you don't use clips you have to handle it from the bottom ...
K wait Geoffrey is...hilarious. New obsession unlocked.
I’ve been listening to Stavvy’s world too much lately. I had a dream last night where I heard Stavvy mentioning something about getting topped off.
“get a gun” 😭😭😂
‘member Morrie& “Morrie’s Wig Shop”in Goodfellas?That’s next after that freeze pipe ad-
Stavv just ran a perfect advertisement for why and why NOT to smoke with freeze pipe XD
This is great Geoffrey is the shit
Stav your show rules! THANKS FOR THE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. YOU ARE THE MAN! LOVE THE SHOW. Thank you.
I saw Geoffrey open for Greg Fitzsimmons in Tacoma a couple years ago. He killed!
He'll be back in 2 weeks
I also saw Geoffrey when he was a virgin in 2015. It's pretty much the only reason I follow him. I'm South African and I was visiting East Lansing, so I was very lucky. I also did my first comedy set at MSU open mic and got a standing O (because everyone else was bad)
Geoffrey was born to exist in the lefty comedy podcast space
The 24:00 mark is peak Tim Heidecker.