Ali Wong's HPV Confession | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- "If you don't have HPV yet, you're a fucking loser."
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This is one of the most enlightening Ted Talks yet
Chris she is wise and wonderful
@@stephaniestanley8041 But it seems like she only talks about sex I remember Ted talks being more educational
This TED talk comment reminds me of Ronnie Chieng’s standup.
Some of the stuff she talks its hard to laugh at cause its so deep but insightfully scary about women.
Chris Peck 🤣🤣
This fetus will be born with more show biz experience than most actors
When they're born, we call them babies.
Ali’s parents: become a comedienne and you’ll die on stage...
Ali: 🙄
@@chuychubasquino2957 right now it's a fetus
Fuck, that is actually pretty funny. ahaha
Other Asian Mum: Let's play some Mozart for your babies
Ali Wong: "the HPV will also disappear"
the fact that she sang ariel's voice song and then just left it there.
Yo I also recognized that! 😍
Me too
She used a song from the one Disney princess we *know* doesn’t have a thigh gap to make fun of thigh gaps XD
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy
So funny 🤣
I regret to inform you that even at 18 I gots no thigh gap and CANT SLEEP, at 33 I’m going to be a hairless cat with a third leg.
As a man I never gave a fuck about women's thigh Gap especially since I love big bums.
Lol i hope you didn't mean it girl .
Jess Near 😂😂😂😂
🤣 stop
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually very educational for HPV. It’s not talked about enough!
Except men can get cancer and warts from hpv too. So... kinda spreading misinformation unfortunately
@@scinerd11 very, very rarely can the HPV strain that causes cervical cancer cause cancer in men. It's different from the strain that causes warts.
@@SparklingSilverCurls well I got cancer and had warts sooo yea... Good luck folks
@@scinerd11 True.
@Caila Porsch You can transfer HPV via the skin that the condom doesn't cover like the groin. Unless you have sex like a scientist or something and don't smack cheeks, that is not a good method.
I’m Latina, I’ve never had a thigh gap a day in my life 😂😭
Elisabeth Ochoa lol the only thigh gap I had was when I was a baby and it lasted for a couple of weeks😂
Elisabeth Ochoa lol me too😂
I’m Samoan and saammme lmao
That's not a bad thing.
I can happily assist with that!
"If you don't have HPV yet, you're a fucking loser" was the exact moment I fell in love with Ali Wong.
Chill out bro it’s a joke
The fact that she’s 9 months pregnant makes this 10x funnier 😂
@@GentileMysteriesConspiracies You seem fun.
Why are you guys always under theses videos? Clearly you don’t like her. You sound like those sjws who complain about bill burr and Dave Chappelle
Why are you guys always under theses videos? Clearly you don’t like her. You sound like those sjws who complain about bill burr and Dave Chappelle
@Mondo A why are you watching videos of her comedy specials if you think she's "gross" and "not funny".
There's a lot more productive things you could be doing with your day.
Attempted humor
Jokes on you Ali, I've had insomnia since I was 13 and I'm 20 now. Lol
I don't know any teenager who doesn't have insomnia
What she met was teeenagers can heel middle aged can't
I was born an insomniac lol
I’ve been having problems sleeping since I was fucking 6, it’s annoying we get blown off for insomnia and depression because we’re not old enough.
@@jessyjames1125 yeah uh if you do the math I've been struggling with it for 7 years. From pre-teen to young adult lol what healing.
I'd call her less of a Wolverine and more of a Deadpool
Dangerous opinion here.....
Hahaha I see what you did there
She's too hot to be Wade...gotta be Laura.
i came here to make myself feel better on the day i found out i had hpv haheho
LMFAOO Ali is for the people!
Fuuuuck
Same she helped me a lot I was in a dark place
I feel that, I just found out too! I needed some laughs
I have to break it to my virgin girlfriend when I see her... idk how this gonna go, but I hope she takes it well, and doesn’t dump my ass.
"the light of potential just radiating through!" 😂
I'm in my 30' and can still eat what I want and not gain weight. But the insomnia thing sucks 😣 the stress of life really gets you sometimes. And I over think.
ah almost the same like my girlfriend, minus the insomia, she sleep like dead people for 7-9hrs 😪😴
Dude! How the hell have you been?! Fancy seeing you in the comments after all these years.
It seems that u have thyroid problems better get it check
Ugh I already had the insomnia thing in my teen years, and my metabolism has always been pretty garbage. I was already old in high school.
@@lalakuma9 I had the insomnia thing in Senior year in High School too. I remember buying Unisom when I was 17.
"they dont have insomnia yet" has she ever met a 18 year old????
Wait until 30...
@@Amaya313 i'm 18 and my insomnia literally could not get worse without killing me...i go days without sleep please don't let my 30s be worseee
@@TheFlyandtheFrog It's basically the same but with more responsibility and less hope. You'll be fine.
I sleep way more at 28 than I did as a teen and earlier......you might be fine
@@royalpain9939 the heck you talking about? I'm talking about my life.
3:18
When I realise I'm mentally 30 while still being 22.
Same 😩
Same .but 20
I'm mentally 22 at 30 so we can trade bodies if you'd like.
I don't have HPV but I do have tendonitis.
I'm 41 and mentally 12. Up for body trade too. No HPV as far as I know, but who would know. I'm a man.
@@jamesblunt006 lol
How can I turn this shit around?
Truer words were never spoken
"with the light of potential radiating through" 😂😂😂😂
Ali Wong is the only viable option to play the next Wolverine
She's so uncomfortably relatable 😂😂😂😂. God it's lovely
The most accurate description of HPV ever lmao!
Me as an 18 year old girl: where is my 6 pack? My resentment for my family comes with my Asian
I was overweight as a teenager and I had resentment towards my family and couldn't sleep in peace.
Existential dread is so much more prominent when you start off your 23-27 years thinking “Yes! I can turn this shit around before 30.” and it becomes “Yeah that’s not gonna happen” when you’re 6 months from being 30.
im in this and i don't like it.
This is so true it hurts inside.....
I turn 30 in four months, and I am maintaining my trajectory towards a fucking dumpster fire
@@Dosko I send good vibes for your 30s! Who knows what wonderful things can happen. 🙂
Ali’s two specials are phenomenal. I scream laughing every time.
Damn, I feel so much better about having HPV now 😂
@Wheels and the Legman women can find out at their pap smears but there's not a test for men from what I've read or at least, not one that's recommended. One true way to know for men would be symptoms such as warts after ruling out other infections.
She got the crazy eyes.
The glasses make them look closer than they appear
That’s part of what makes her so funny
I think she knows that.... Its part of the act
*Ali deacribes 18 year olds*
Seriously, she must have seen one of those unicorn-esque 18 year olds 😂
Thigh gap? We don’t know her.
Never met her 😂
The dress, the glasses, the bump - iconic ✨
I'm 23 and already at this phase of life 🙄
You know nothing yet.
Fuck you
Amaya Luzon ok boomer
LeeAnn Sanchez i dont think that fits this
Ikr? Young people are stressed af. Young people don't haven't easy. Only a handful that have been sheltered that have it easy
Just got out of a bad relationship and got a surprise "gift" from my ex aka the kind of HPV you can see. I followed a link from the HPV subreddit to this vid and, as someone verifiably less pretty than Ali Wong, it's nice to know that there's a commonality between us. God bless
@Jack Smith You can have warts removed. I did cryotherapy, and they never came back.
@Jack Smith Cool, I guess I'll worry and feel bad about a cosmetic disease my ex-gf gave me because you told me to. Get a life.
People like Ali Wong aren't arguing for the right to spread HPV secretly all they want. We're just tired of being stigmatized for something we have no control over. If that's what you mean by being against normalizing it (i.e. you want us to wear the stigma and be shunned and condemned for something that's out of our control) then you have major issues. Nice profile picture BTW -- shunning sick people isn't very Christian.
P.S. the strains of HPV that commonly cause warts are different from the cancer-causing strains.
one of the most controversial topics we debated about in my school was, “are teenagers experiencing more stress, or do they just mess up their owns lives?”
that debate was an absolute mess
Wow that's a really good debate topic. What was your response?
Those are the kinds of questions I tend to myself at 24 years old and I’m like 🙃🤔😓
As an adult in my thirties with kids on the way, the amount of schoolwork we were given is insane and my understanding is that it's only getting worse.
conversely, I taught myself advanced math from my passion which was coding and making video games. ended up scoring in the top few % of the nation on the SATs from math and I think that was only because of my coding hobby.
I've never understood why that isn't encouraged. A realistic (and minimal) schoolwork load and encourage teenagers to pursue their passions. It worked for me, and I think it would work better for others than the horrible stress filled system we have now.
1:52 "YOU GON GET IT!"
Does she only make specials when she is pregnant?
Watching a clip of Taylor Tomlinson talking about being in her 20s and then this right after has taught me so much.
HPV... so either I'm gonna Die, Or You're in the presence of Wolverine🤣🤣🤣
Some advice for everyone that has a known active hpv.
1:yes medicine cant jet defeat viruses but our immune system can.
2:how to fight hpv:
take good vitamins/minerals supliments that will be well absorbed.
Take probiotics supliments (store it correctly)
Take AHCC for 3 to 6 months 3grams per day. (studies and experiments on people have proven that it helps our immune response and has cleared it in around 60% of people with a persistent 2years+ active hpv)
What's AHCC?
@@Bowlardo my advice would be to google it, since i forgot all of the details since has been a while since i made my researches. Basicly in few words is a pill made out of fungus and it helps the body to build imune response against hpv.
@@Bowlardo is a moshroom supplement, also you can take turkey tail also a supplement, both have studies done to prove efficiency
I’m 33 and she perfectly described my life right now.
Hate young “Twat Thots”
& Decluttering is life
Ali Wong is one of my favorite women comedians. I love her raw humor
HPV Cin1. A gift from my ex. Can't say he never gave me anything.
I love that "i dont even know you, but fuck you" lol
Your magical hands have relieved me of my pain and I can't find a way of thanking you enough, thank you *MR OBALAR* for curing my horrible herpes.❤❤…
She made me realize I'm in my 30s when in reality I'm still 18.
i had hpv. it was a high risk strain and resulted in abnormal cells on my cervix, so i needed to cut it out. spent so much time crying and hating myself
I’m sorry. I know it affects women worse. Was there anything that helped deal with the emotions it caused?.... asking for a friend
@@Hcaz1113 Not really, I just had to power through it. I just found it difficult to convince my bf that it was a serious thing, and comedy bits like these are part of the problem. Yes, the majority of HPV strains are harmless, but the bad ones are real bad. Even though I had part of my cervix cut out, there is still a chance the virus is lying dormant in healthy cells, until it reactivates and I'm at higher risk for having premature babies. The vaccine helps for both men and women, esp men since there is currently no standardized test to monitor men for HPV, unlike a Pap smear for women. For men, the first sign could very well be throat cancer. My bf and I both got vaccines after my diagnosis.
Oh no! Don't hate yourself :(
@@paelie That's it girl. I hope everything is Okey and good decision about the hpv vaccine for you and your bf, will help a lot. Blessings
I had to get it cut out too - it was terrible, and they so downplayed how bad it was going to be and that I could drive myself home, and when I had abnormal bleeding. The lack of understanding/caring for women's health is atrocious..
At 1:01 am I crazy or was that the little mermaid she was singing
Based on her description of 18 year old's, I can understand that when I was 18 years old I was actually 33 years old 😂😂😂
I am 33 and there is no way I want to go back to my early 20's, let alone teens. I have never looked and felt better, so no, thank you :D Also, thigh gaps is so overrated, that never have I ever met a man in my entire life (and I've met lot of them) who actually cared about it :D
I absolutely love Ali Wong! Hysterical! 😂
My Lord that sleep joke is 120% misplaced considering how many (young) people I know who get by on 3-5 hours sleep consistently.
NewBookSmell - I wish I could disagree with you but I’m typing this comment well before dawn
Exactly. I slept 4 hours last night.
I think the joke was we have the ability to fall asleep and be tired much more than older people do. Like teenagers require a lot more sleep so it's easier for us to get tired, but bc adults don't need as much even though they could fall asleep early they can't. Teens can nap much easier than adults can
sophia K Speak for yourself. I’ve had chronic insomnia for years since I was 16.
@@katjam girl calm down, we're talking about the majority of teenagers. I'm sure you're a very special and unique little girl but not everyone can be as different as you, sorry to disappoint
That's why HPV vaccines should become more common.
I have 3 rounds of the vaccine, in childhood before any sexually activity ever, and still got the cancer causing strain 😅
Netflix please release more Ali Wang videos
please no.
"I'm a horrible person, I'm not happy with where I am" I mean I'm only 19 but that summarizes my last 5 years of living 🤣
I’m totally entering my 30s cause I felt that declutter my life moment
When I watched Birds Of Prey and saw Ali Wong's portrayal of a D.A. who's such a stickler for the rules, but at the same time afraid to prosecute anyone unless it's an airtight slamdunk conviction, I thought girl, you need to let Baby Cobra out.
How am I 20 but I relate to everything she just said about being old? 😂
As an overweight 21 year old with an anxiety disorder and sleeping issues
*My* automatic thought when I hear people in their 30s talk about how skinny they were and how they could sleep without melatonin or background noise is also f**k you
I had a doc tell me I had HPV and it was the type that would never go away. Then I went to a second doc that ran the same test and they said I didn't have it at all and I was fine. Idk what the difference was but the first doc nearly cost me my relationship. Always get a second opinion.
Atrophy Queen what if the second doc is wrong?
@@natalyamartirosyan well it was confirmed by the hospital when I went in to get checked because of tonsillitis. So 2 said im clean and one was forced out of practice because I wasnt the only one he messed up with. This is just my case.
I didnt know it could go away. My ex cheated on me when we were together and i got it from him. I havent had any symptoms in about 2 years now. I will definitely get checked again
You're telling me your SO would have flat out left you for having HPV? Fuck that.
Most women clear off HPV infections on their own, that’s probably why the second two tests came back negative. HPV’s not that big a deal.
okay but tell me why i thought she was still pregnant for 3 yrs .😭
At 18 I had my first existencial crisis, I'm 27 and heading to the second one, my 30's will be a normal person 70's
I am a guy with HPV it's not really afraid to show itself. Every two years it pops up to say hello.
Which type? Gential warts or cancer causing?
“All adventurous women do” 😂
I lost it when she said: "help me Tony Robbins, help me" hahaha!!
I'm surprised she's not a guest on Joe Rogan's podcast.
'That's what your 30s is all about. How can i turn this shit around?' 😂😂😂
0:51 Ali's still got that gap
This chick is always funny as Hell , don’t know why folks ain’t more up on her.
Im in my 30s but I feel like im still in my 20s 😅 Perhaps bcos shes married and have children already and Im still waiting for my soulmate to appear outta thin air 🤣
Take care not tomget hpv before the one will appear..
Can we appreciate that aaaah aaah aaah aaah aaah🤣🤣
Don't mind me 😂
Lol I’ve been struggling with panic attacks and insomnia since I was 12😅and I’ve always had terrible constipation and bloating issues since high school, my body’s not felt that young in awhile. I’m 22 now but I will say even tho I do feel older each year my mind still feels pretty young, I feel a lot more optimistic and daydreamy than my older peers😹😹
I didnt think she would be funny but she is. I'm definitely gonna check out her specials
I’m 18 and feel personally attacked 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭👏👏
I'm 18, have insomnia and whatever I eat goes straight to my thighs XD
3:04 - "I know I'm getting older because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library " coulda stopped at "my Kindle".
I just found out I have HPV plus cancer in the uterus.
I searched this to see what's out there to help me deal with this
Whyy can I relate to many of the things she said if I’m still a teenager ? 😂😂 I have insomnia at night, I’m depressed, I hate 50 shades of grey and I also read about meditation and finding inner peace. Oh gosh 🤦🏼♀️
She is hilarious! I'm 36 and got HPV in '05 .. it's been around for a long time
@@Hexmod369 Yes lol but I don’t have any kids bc they had to cut my cervix a few times to test for abnormal cells. The first time I got pregnant they didn’t do a cerclage, sewing my cervix temporarily, and I miscarried at 23 weeks. The second time they did do a cerclage but the baby was still premature at 34 weeks and died in the NICU after 22 days. I just gave up and got my tubes tied.
@@justinarazo8857wow this will prbably end up happening to me. I am so depressed and want to die everyday since getting this hpv
I'm hoping the decluttering will solve all my other problems lol
YOU GON’ GET IT
I'm 30 and I've never had insomnia but I've also never had a thigh gap
Her comedic pacing and expression is brilliant.
0:35, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights or possessions.
Its crazy how she's like 100x funnier than amy schumer..and she writes her own jokes
I dont even know you,but fuck you
@@owenscarsdale4757 i don swing that way
I agree! She is funnier than Amy...but that's still really not saying much. Ive laughed more watching scabs heal.
@Jim Shoes nah just speaking my mind
They both are super funny and vulgar, I love it
In the presence of Mrs.Wong as Badass as the Wolverine!!!
I had the hpv vaccine at age 12, it’s not 100% but it’s doing alright so far.
If you use condoms, you should never get it
valeria cognigni not at all true actually
@@valeriacognigni so misinformed. Hpv is not passed by bodily fluids like other study's it is passed by shedding skin cells. You can get it even without having sexual contact.
I wish the vaccine had been around when I was younger. I have one of the strains that doesn't go away.
@@wendysullivan825 I actually had the vaccine but ended up with HPV anyway so it's not certain :(
Nikita Singh same
30s being the time to turn this shit around is the most accurate shit
I'm 40 and I always sleep earlier than my teenagers. 9pm on the dot..
Someone please give her a cordless microphone.. I spent half the video freaking out that she was gonna trip !
so much truth in this material :(
I love her, so smart and empowering!
It's interesting how many women have hoarding tendencies. My dad's wife is a hoarder. My mom isn't one (surprise!), but her mom and her sister are/were. You see her mom is still alive but her sister isn't. And she died from, you guessed it, hoarding.
Screaming laughing!! 😂😂😂😂
Yep, I have hpv 🤷🏻♀️
Unique Username lots of people do. I don’t but it’s really common and people can have it for years and not know it. That’s why it’s always important to be safe. I’m sorry you have it. That’s a bummer, but it’s manageable.
She’s a legend
Can you imagine how amazing it would be to have her as a mother? xD
the ambien bit, ya me... hilarious
Waiting on my biopsy results to find out if my high risk hpv is cancerous or not 😅 praying im the wolverine bitches
I also like your 50/50 odds. Hpv is new to me, that’s crazy.
Girl i am 18 yo girl and i dk what r u talkin about , am i 33 yo and i dont know yet ?
I've had insomnia/trouble falling asleep since I was 10, I'll be 25 in a couple months lmao
The lighting is terrible, but the material and delivery aren’t! 👏🏻
Jim Shoes Fuck off, Jim. Lol
I've just discovered her a few minutes back... And I'm already a Fan... Maaan , she 's good...
Men get genitals warts from hpv too. It’s just rare. But I’m told it’s a good sign allegedly because most cancer causing hpv strains are asymptomatic in men. Even a lot of women have asymptomatic hpv.