Tom Nook Is A Villain!

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  • @kazarisato5607
    @kazarisato5607 6 месяцев назад +10689

    Not to mention, Nook doesn’t charge interest or give you deadlines. He lets you pay it off whenever.

    • @ArcticsYT
      @ArcticsYT 6 месяцев назад +476

      And, he upgrades your house for you once you pay off your debt.

    • @GAMEFAN27
      @GAMEFAN27 6 месяцев назад +314

      Not to mention that you get bells from his shop by selling fish and bugs. He is practically giving you a home for free.

    • @z0mbi3555
      @z0mbi3555 6 месяцев назад +84

      You also pay him back with his money 🫃

    • @elster2048
      @elster2048 6 месяцев назад +56

      And he let's you use the resources of his island / property

    • @eggdog-zmd
      @eggdog-zmd 6 месяцев назад +40

      And let's you pay of your first loan in ACNH With Miles instead of bells

  • @leviathon0019
    @leviathon0019 6 месяцев назад +4064

    To be fair, he puts you in debt but doesn't expect you to pay it back, that's your choice

    • @larissapucifer1
      @larissapucifer1 5 месяцев назад

      ​@mogumogumugo5101 TRUE

    • @omarhassanin1234
      @omarhassanin1234 5 месяцев назад +60

      its basically a formality for a gift

    • @Random-prince-mush-lover
      @Random-prince-mush-lover 3 месяца назад +34

      Your probably a animal crossing speed-runner or something because he doesn’t even give you deadlines for paying it off, yet you still panic whenever your debts deadlines end in… like, 2060 for example?

    • @someonegameing
      @someonegameing Месяц назад +7

      Its all a lie i ask you this can you leave the island No never, the only sorce of food is what you grow or what Tom selles you, so if you dont have enough food for the winter he'll be there to take your belles

    • @BoB_14808
      @BoB_14808 20 дней назад +4

      @@leviathon0019 then why he showed up to my house with a gun?

  • @Just_a_Guy94
    @Just_a_Guy94 6 месяцев назад +3693

    Wow! The villain is exposed… as being good the whole time

    • @jonaslemon3630
      @jonaslemon3630 6 месяцев назад +35

      Didn’t they do a game theory exactly like that

    • @gordomremsie3487
      @gordomremsie3487 6 месяцев назад +16

      or he could be lying

    • @17dollaranimations
      @17dollaranimations 6 месяцев назад +7

      Tom

    • @evil_potato2
      @evil_potato2 6 месяцев назад +12

      Ya fun fact he's not even close to being a villain because he doesn't charge interest he doesn't set deadlines a even after you pay off your house he gives a a upgrade with again no interest no dead lines what so ever if people don't want to pay the money they don't have to nothing is stopping you

    • @Thelucky_ducky
      @Thelucky_ducky 6 месяцев назад +2

      Game theory

  • @JosiesCloset
    @JosiesCloset 6 месяцев назад +609

    Tom nook is just a single dad with two kids trying his best, loving his job.

    • @aidencalhoun4893
      @aidencalhoun4893 3 месяца назад +30

      Fun fact:The kids aren't actually his kids, I'm pretty sure their his nephews.

    • @JosiesCloset
      @JosiesCloset 3 месяца назад +17

      @@aidencalhoun4893 well my imaginary island lore is that those are his kids/grandkids

    • @PhoenixGirl.
      @PhoenixGirl. 2 месяца назад +9

      @aidencalhoun4893
      Actually, I don't think they are related at all. I think he's just their mentor....wich is arguably more adorable because the whole thing is he wants to make sure they can make it and don't struggle as much as he did when.
      (Although they do call him uncle because that's the way they see him)

    • @lillianbarclay9807
      @lillianbarclay9807 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@PhoenixGirl. Yeah I'm pretty sure that's why he donates to an orphanage specifically, because of Timmy and Tommy

    • @trischecallister7873
      @trischecallister7873 Месяц назад +1

      @@JosiesCloset tommy and Timmy are his nephews

  • @somedude229
    @somedude229 3 месяца назад +651

    Bro gives you a house for free with no interest and never expects you to pay it back. He is 100% not a villan

    • @phuclamao9008
      @phuclamao9008 2 месяца назад +37

      Dont forget the fact that when you DO pay it back, he gives your house an upgrade and anothee loan

    • @OhioSigmaDatteyboiii
      @OhioSigmaDatteyboiii Месяц назад +11

      And not to mention that he wants you to pay 50,000 dollars for a house with two floors a basement and five other rooms in the Bahamas

    • @boogiewoogieoogabooga
      @boogiewoogieoogabooga 28 дней назад +1

      @@OhioSigmaDatteyboiii basically paradise

    • @nicoleoyer7564
      @nicoleoyer7564 26 дней назад +1

      he still has + 10,000,000 bells

  • @The1WhoEatsCheese
    @The1WhoEatsCheese 6 месяцев назад +492

    Nintendo had to include that dialogue just so people would stop thinking he’s evil

    • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 5 месяцев назад +17

      I've got to say, it doesn't sit right when coming from a throne.

    • @kevinf8439
      @kevinf8439 4 месяца назад +14

      Actually he owns the orphanage and he avoids paying taxes by donating to it.

    • @JoinTheFight_Trump24
      @JoinTheFight_Trump24 3 месяца назад +4

      @@kevinf8439 what kind of evil headcanon fanfic type garbage is that

  • @Anyyhody
    @Anyyhody 6 месяцев назад +1410

    Tom nook is such a homie he gives you a lone that you never have to pay and after you pay he upgrade your house and give should a new one that you also never have to pay this guy is a real one

    • @Sirathlerad
      @Sirathlerad 6 месяцев назад +9

      Facts

    • @George_Washington1732
      @George_Washington1732 6 месяцев назад +69

      And you can actually pay it off with the money the HE GIVES YOU FOR RANDOM JUNK. He lets you pay off your debt with butterflies and rock essentially.

    • @hunterchristiansen4951
      @hunterchristiansen4951 6 месяцев назад +9

      The switch is in the game,and if you divide the real price by the bell price,you can find how much a bell costs,and how much money you've paid him if this was real life

    • @JoeNose8
      @JoeNose8 6 месяцев назад

      how much?@@hunterchristiansen4951

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@hunterchristiansen4951 hmm
      Can sum1 do the math?

  • @Fostero7
    @Fostero7 6 месяцев назад +375

    I mean 9 million bells is only 90,000 usd, so its kinda a steal For a 3 story home😅

    • @octo.saurus
      @octo.saurus 6 месяцев назад +5

      How’d you figure that out?

    • @Fostero7
      @Fostero7 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@octo.saurus Googled how many bells were in a dollar

    • @endermengalaxy4221
      @endermengalaxy4221 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@octo.saurusI'm guessing someone's matched the cost of an item in bells to the cost of an item in irl money to get an exchange rate

    • @Evan_Butler
      @Evan_Butler 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@Minceraft1201 its because 1 bell is 1:1 with Japanese Yen.

    • @Reialo917
      @Reialo917 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@endermengalaxy4221MATPAT

  • @dextonmadrid6005
    @dextonmadrid6005 3 месяца назад +42

    I have always viewed Tom nook has a neutral party just ensuring that he has enough to eat at the end of the day

  • @Hydra-House-Lizard
    @Hydra-House-Lizard 3 месяца назад +32

    Tom nook gifts you a house, he aint a villain

  • @erroprince1174
    @erroprince1174 3 месяца назад +49

    Probably owns the orphanage

    • @Minix_07
      @Minix_07 3 месяца назад +9

      And the kids that work in *his* coal mine.

    • @ShiningGamer21
      @ShiningGamer21 Месяц назад +1

      So what he should give you free money and house

  • @DraydeeJayick
    @DraydeeJayick 6 месяцев назад +23

    Let's not forget that Tom Nook was kind enough to give you a house in the first game. He basically receives a phone call out of the blue from an estranged friend, told that you basically hopped on a train with no plan and no money, and made sure you are settled and safe before chastising you for being under prepared. He then gives you a job (a washing the dishes for skipping the bill job) which intergrates you into the community, and gives you free money making advice.

  • @JBBrickman
    @JBBrickman 3 месяца назад +16

    I’ve never once got the impression he was a villain, only when I got on the Internet did I found out people think this, it’s so surprising.

  • @henryboi_hehe
    @henryboi_hehe 3 месяца назад +21

    plot twist: he owns the orphanage.

  • @spookyfox5392
    @spookyfox5392 5 месяцев назад +36

    Also he gives you an infinite amount of time to pay off your loan and no taxes so you can even choose to not pay off your loan or pay it off later

  • @Mr_Mistake19
    @Mr_Mistake19 6 месяцев назад +235

    Tom also gives you a loan to pay off whenever you want with no interest. He’s not the villain.

  • @Jessforprez
    @Jessforprez 3 месяца назад +16

    Sounds like charity fraud to me but idk

  • @smproductions8989
    @smproductions8989 3 месяца назад +12

    Them orphans living life like bruce wayne

  • @Wer1dW1ll0w
    @Wer1dW1ll0w 6 месяцев назад +15

    Fun fact: Tom nook, Timmy and Tommy are all Tanuki :)

  • @jumentoqueanima
    @jumentoqueanima 6 месяцев назад +11

    Bro, he ain't a villan, he is the chillest dude ever lmao.

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 6 месяцев назад +31

    Tom Nook gives you a loan with zero interest, no deadline, and let’s you pay it off by selling fish and bugs…I will not have this slander, Tom Nook is an ally of the proletariat!

  • @deathseekr1537
    @deathseekr1537 6 месяцев назад +41

    Bros the least evil landlord, which is still evil but he's still okay I guess

    • @ohyeawooyea7708
      @ohyeawooyea7708 6 месяцев назад +7

      He gives you a house and tells you to pay it back whenever you feel like it with no interest, no pressure, no repossesion, no nothing, that's not evil at all

    • @Bobspineable
      @Bobspineable 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dude doesn’t even expect you to pay it back but you do anyway.

    • @mdogvr3790
      @mdogvr3790 Месяц назад

      ​@@Bobspineableand it's his own money

  • @felixobs
    @felixobs 6 месяцев назад +18

    Now we’re just waiting for Nintendo to sue Tom nook 💀

  • @JoshuaMoranYT
    @JoshuaMoranYT 6 месяцев назад +80

    TOM NOOK IS A REAL HOMIE🔥🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @miguelcarunchod.1493
      @miguelcarunchod.1493 5 месяцев назад

      It is called tax elusion maneuver. If he also owns the orphanage, the money goes back to him and he also earns a yearly tax deduction, which means he is doubling the money at the cost of other people having to pay more taxes.

    • @True-Neo-Chaos
      @True-Neo-Chaos 4 месяца назад

      ​@@miguelcarunchod.1493It's still pretty cheap amount of money you pay for the home plus you also get benefits other forms of buying houses dont give It's win win for both so he still a homie

    • @jfkmax
      @jfkmax 4 месяца назад

      @@miguelcarunchod.1493 so he just uses his own money for his own orphanage
      What a nice gentleman

  • @foirey
    @foirey 5 месяцев назад +2

    So he gives 8.1 million dollars to an orphanage, man makes me wanna be an orphan.

  • @OwlMasterProductions
    @OwlMasterProductions 6 месяцев назад +66

    Also in game theorys video matpat said that bells are much 1 bell is 0.000025% of the price of a PENNY

    • @Legomotionfake
      @Legomotionfake 6 месяцев назад +4

      Ye I saw that 😊

    • @pokedude720
      @pokedude720 6 месяцев назад +5

      Isn't it basically equivalent to the yen?

    • @Mc_clorinde888.8
      @Mc_clorinde888.8 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@pokedude720bruh the dollar aint doing good either

    • @plantplayer303
      @plantplayer303 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same guy who came up with a flat earth level conspiracy theory on his Hollow Knight video.

    • @True-Neo-Chaos
      @True-Neo-Chaos 4 месяца назад

      ​@@plantplayer303he is still credible lmao he got the Numbers to back up his claims and

  • @Marlonthominis
    @Marlonthominis 3 месяца назад +8

    Tom nook more like Tom crook

  • @VioletAeonSnowfield
    @VioletAeonSnowfield 5 месяцев назад +6

    I've never seen him as anything other than the saint he is.
    My guy lets you buy and manage an island that you pay for with what might as well be monopoly money - because it's his personal made up currency.
    Not to mention in literally every single game; the economy exists in a nearly closed loop. Every last Bell you will ever earn comes from Tom Nook. But not every Bell you spend goes to Nook. A significant amount will, but just as many Bells will go to the other shopkeepers or the city in City Folk/Wild World.
    Tom Nook is operating at a net loss - and he still manages to donate most of his profits. Dude is the GOAT.

  • @user-dm8kj8yo5r
    @user-dm8kj8yo5r 6 месяцев назад +7

    Ah yes the tom nook orphanage

  • @paulastansfield9682
    @paulastansfield9682 6 месяцев назад +45

    Bro talking facts 🗣

  • @ellznaga2199
    @ellznaga2199 5 месяцев назад +4

    Bro has never been lied to

  • @josh335
    @josh335 4 месяца назад +2

    He gives you a loans with no interest, and no deadline, and he's called a villain

  • @noahrock15
    @noahrock15 5 месяцев назад +3

    This literally proves that he's a villain

  • @MadisonG-iu7oq
    @MadisonG-iu7oq 3 месяца назад +8

    Just watch the game theory episode on this for more of the theory

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters 6 месяцев назад +4

    Donating for the tax write off, damn he’s good.

    • @baconator1785
      @baconator1785 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's probably his own orphanage too

  • @abigail7043
    @abigail7043 10 дней назад +1

    people thought there were gonna be flying cars in the future but instead theres a person explaining how tom nook is not a scammer and its in a game

  • @user-zl1tt3tk1m
    @user-zl1tt3tk1m 5 месяцев назад +3

    Also, by the way bells are equivalent to Japanese yen so according to all the calculations, he’s giving a very good offer

  • @dennisx3397
    @dennisx3397 6 месяцев назад +4

    He also was very good friends with Mabel and helped her during hard times.

  • @Dashbr0
    @Dashbr0 13 дней назад +2

    Sounds like a tax write-off to me

  • @ericross4445
    @ericross4445 3 месяца назад +1

    1) he donates almost all his money to charity
    2) he doesn’t give any deadlines or interest
    3) he lets you sell your stuff to him to pay him back
    Justice for my boi Tom Nook!

  • @sofiahall5091
    @sofiahall5091 3 месяца назад +3

    If you rob a bank then donate half of it it doesn't change that you stole the money

  • @Yoongiwifie
    @Yoongiwifie 6 месяцев назад +16

    Tom nook isn’t a villain or a bad guy! He’s my innocent baby ❤ love him to bits

  • @djfcb
    @djfcb 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao Nintendo realized people knew the truth

  • @ketchup2007
    @ketchup2007 3 месяца назад +1

    He gives you an interest free loan you never have to pay and when you do pay he upgrades it for you. He’s basically the MrBeast of Animal Crossing.

  • @user-yj3jc8zg2r
    @user-yj3jc8zg2r 6 месяцев назад +3

    hes not he gives you a house with no interest and most of the time you only get your money through fish and bugs so he gives you a massive house with bugs

  • @hotwheelsjjj5314
    @hotwheelsjjj5314 6 месяцев назад +4

    LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JENKINS

  • @WilliamTheRat
    @WilliamTheRat 25 дней назад

    Imagine saying that in court “I ain’t the bad one here, I donate to the orphanage!”

  • @OneTrackMinded
    @OneTrackMinded 12 дней назад

    You missed out a very good opportunity to say “Tom Nook is a crook”

  • @TechneMakre
    @TechneMakre 6 месяцев назад +3

    so instead of drowning in money, he's drowning in feathers for donating to Boondox, i see!
    (for those unaware: in wild world you were able to send bells at the post office to Boondox, a village you don't get to see, but as a thank you, you would get the feathers, now associated with Festivale, in the mail)

  • @Florian_TB
    @Florian_TB 2 месяца назад

    Call me robin hood, cuz that orphanage is finna give all that money back.

  • @Aar0n_idk3008
    @Aar0n_idk3008 3 месяца назад +1

    That my friend, is called a tax write-off

  • @Fossilized_Tea51
    @Fossilized_Tea51 6 месяцев назад +4

    THEY AREN'T RACOONS THEY ARE TANOOKIES

  • @HerMajestyVelvet
    @HerMajestyVelvet 6 месяцев назад +5

    I’m tired of Tom Nook slander
    Bro is not only a shining light in the dark abyss of capitalism in America, but hes also such a cute little guy!

    • @Tortaleaney
      @Tortaleaney 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah Tom Nook is the best and to be honest he gives you a loan with no interest and lets you pay it off in your own time for a house he got built in one day. What a legend.

  • @ziopera....
    @ziopera.... 2 месяца назад +1

    He gives money to the orphanage so he can have other future kids to use for his shop

  • @tombenshalommoshe1044
    @tombenshalommoshe1044 Месяц назад +1

    Imagine buying a house and then the person selling the house says
    "Well you are in debt now but feel free to pay it at any time, or just don't pay it, and when you do I'll upgrade your house"

  • @zallyboii
    @zallyboii 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wait a minute, that mean he's still swindled 900K from you 👁️👄👁️

  • @Ellish-iam
    @Ellish-iam 3 месяца назад +3

    I.... never did, even tho i did play animal crossing

  • @HarryFB1
    @HarryFB1 25 дней назад +1

    That's what he wants you to think.

  • @hazard4349
    @hazard4349 Месяц назад

    In animal crossing wild worlds Tom Nook has served as a sort of father figure fo Mable and Sable after their parents died

  • @HylianLegend
    @HylianLegend 6 месяцев назад +4

    I don’t believe him

  • @TiqProductions
    @TiqProductions 6 месяцев назад +3

    Every like I get I do -1 pushups

  • @TheLastWolfBane
    @TheLastWolfBane 3 месяца назад +1

    "Im not a raccoon, Im a reindeer"
    - Raccoon Dog

    • @TheLastWolfBane
      @TheLastWolfBane 3 месяца назад +1

      They aren't raccoons they are tanuki's

  • @OntarioBirding7538
    @OntarioBirding7538 16 дней назад

    He literally gives you infinite time to pay.

  • @mikaweiss88
    @mikaweiss88 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah but he is taking my money tho😂😂😂

  • @murderous_dummy
    @murderous_dummy 2 месяца назад

    "...the only orphanage who needs money IS ME!"

  • @KitsuneIXth
    @KitsuneIXth 5 месяцев назад

    To be fair. Tom Nook gives you an interest free loan to be paid back at your own pace.

  • @mariofixer
    @mariofixer 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wow it's like real life when the house is almost worth a million dollars and it's in the bad neighborhood

  • @mrdoodlebot8509
    @mrdoodlebot8509 21 день назад

    "I'm not greedy!" He says while on a throne

  • @William_aftonwithagun
    @William_aftonwithagun 5 месяцев назад +2

    *tom nook waiting forever giving you chances to pay it off* franchise: VILLAN

  • @Mothy2003
    @Mothy2003 5 месяцев назад +1

    ....no one thinks he's a villain if they have even a smidge of intelligence.

  • @stamatisdeliyannis1815
    @stamatisdeliyannis1815 5 месяцев назад

    i always saw him as a chill guy

  • @DaRealSuika
    @DaRealSuika Месяц назад

    It would be funny if timmy and tommy instantly takes breaks when you leave

  • @sophieheart2707
    @sophieheart2707 Месяц назад +1

    Maybe Tom nook could be the villain of Greed

  • @gusguidance
    @gusguidance 4 месяца назад +1

    as a fellow businessman I think people are stupid to hate on nook, you agreed to pay for the house

  • @Okbozonice
    @Okbozonice 5 месяцев назад

    Tom nook is now a villain to me as he donates to an orphanage

  • @emiliotrees2933
    @emiliotrees2933 3 месяца назад

    Let's be honest, Nook is just your average American salesman but a good person.

  • @summersensation9244
    @summersensation9244 4 месяца назад

    Tom Nook is no crook. He's not villain, he's just chillin'. He ain't greedy, he donates to the needy. He doesn't treat Timmy and Tommy like kelp. Heck, they even offered to help!

  • @silvioawa823
    @silvioawa823 6 месяцев назад

    BUT ultimate plot twist he OWNS the orphanage

  • @cyrusjamesingua8142
    @cyrusjamesingua8142 Месяц назад

    Plot twist: the orphanage is owned by tom nook.

  • @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp
    @GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp 5 месяцев назад

    Dude, he just gives you a free house and lets you pay it off whenever you feel like it! He's awesome!

  • @jezikerr3720
    @jezikerr3720 21 день назад

    Tom Nook donates to the orphanage and took in his nephews when they lost their parents, if I remember correctly. His loans never have interest and you have unlimited time to pay him back. Honestly, for what he could do, he's just a kind hearted man that does his best to live a good life and help those around him while still maintaining a healthy economy. A healthy economy actually does help everyone. More money means more jobs, more jobs mean more people in an area, meaning more money in circulation, creating needs for more and more jobs, in a community where everyone is now participating, growing together and embracing unity.

  • @qtarokujo227
    @qtarokujo227 29 дней назад

    I never understood the nook hate, dudes extremely generous

  • @kaydenkirkland5123
    @kaydenkirkland5123 5 месяцев назад

    I just see him as a business owner trying to make bells

  • @Kashregister-hj7sn
    @Kashregister-hj7sn 7 дней назад

    Plot twist he owns the orphanage and the orphans are working for him

  • @BanditGamer5
    @BanditGamer5 4 месяца назад

    Okay I like tom nook how he helps a orphanage

  • @Tuxedo_Cam
    @Tuxedo_Cam 6 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine if the orphanage has a kid named Mario… Nintendo is coming for them

  • @sallywainwright279
    @sallywainwright279 17 дней назад

    lol , Tom Nook say he donates 90% of it to charity, yet he’s sitting there in his 1b $ mansion😂😂😂😂

  • @Kayden108
    @Kayden108 6 месяцев назад

    He seems like Mr. Krabs with all the money

  • @Tempo_The_Cat
    @Tempo_The_Cat 2 месяца назад

    Tom Nook just gives you a house and says “if you want it upgraded pay me” like you don’t technically need to pay him for it

  • @the_tale_adventures
    @the_tale_adventures 5 месяцев назад

    I’m not convinced the orphanage could be a tax write off

  • @thewisehermit9256
    @thewisehermit9256 Месяц назад

    Tom probably does it to avoid taxation and probably owns the orphanage.

  • @ricardobarahonasanchez2166
    @ricardobarahonasanchez2166 5 месяцев назад

    Tom nook is the new bill collector💀💀

  • @sarahgockenbach-sx2ix
    @sarahgockenbach-sx2ix 3 месяца назад +1

    The only villan is the fox selling you fake art.

  • @user-vh9qu8wm8p
    @user-vh9qu8wm8p 6 месяцев назад

    Me who watches game theory:
    I am 4 alternate universes ahead of you

  • @arc3hhh
    @arc3hhh 5 месяцев назад

    We all know Tom hold his whole generation captive for that vid

  • @BidoofGod101
    @BidoofGod101 Месяц назад

    At least he didn’t comit tax evasion like Yoshi

  • @muhammadryanelyeddari8631
    @muhammadryanelyeddari8631 Месяц назад

    He should be donating 95%.

  • @flonic226
    @flonic226 6 месяцев назад

    Not to mention, he adopted timmy and tommy.

  • @icyink8297
    @icyink8297 6 месяцев назад

    Treasure islands be coming in clutch 🔥💀🔥

  • @KlintKaras
    @KlintKaras 5 месяцев назад

    This Is literally the family guy skit "our boss is such a prick!"
    "Yeah? Well that prick donates most of his check to charity!"