my FAVORITE thing in the world is listening to these while reading the comments and just waiting for the moments to happen - it’s so exciting and never spoils the moment it only enhances the *anticipation* 😮
Frankie saying holding your poop is dangerous, as if holding your pee won't make your kidneys FAIL if you do it for too long! DO NOT HOLD YOUR PEE!!!!!
40 years old and have occasional occurrences. My doctor told me years ago that the surgery I had as a little kid from wetting the bed.. has ruined me in my adult years. Hello adult pull ups. I'm a big kid now.. WOOO!
I came to say this! In general "gratuity" means excess, or beyond what is necessary. Hence, gratuity on a bill is extra tip (more than what is necessary to pay the bill) and gratuitous violence (more than what is needed to kill someone). Love you boys 🥰
“If you’re depressed, just stop. If you have anxiety, just don’t think about it. If your mom died, just get over it. What are you gonna do be sad and sulk?” 😂
41:45 he actually used it correctly. Gratuitous horror, as in horror for horror's sake, not with the purpose of enhancing the storyline; movies where the storyline is weak and they focus 80% of the budget in the scare scenes.
So, the last time I checked, which was two days ago, Radio City is sold out!!!! That's freaking awesome! Also, I am stunned that Frankie has not gotten a UTI yet.
THESE GUYS HAVE 50K patreons, which is $10 a month each, thats $500k in patreon monthly income ALONE, not including the sponsors revenue plus the live shows.. DUDES are caking it!
Finally got tickets for the show for 2nd October. Me & my sister are coming all the way from the uk to see the show. Our first ever holiday, first time on a plane and all because we wanted to see Joe & frank. Can’t wait!!! If anyone has a recommendations for places to go to or see while we’re over it would be much appreciated!!
Why does no one ever talk about the times there’s a visual gag and it’s edited to show Joe describing it instead of just including the shot of Frank doing it like at 42:22
Joe describes it so audio only listeners on other platforms know what’s happening, and typically the person who is talking is the one the shot is on. Weird quirk in editing 🤷♂️
The short trips are not trips but them parking the plane at a nearby airport. Tswift also lends her plane to her friend's so it's not all her flying around
I love how I’m listening to this episode on Halloween. Sam’s club has velour juicy track suits on sale and I decided to use it for my Halloween costume 😂😂
JOEY I WATCHED THE FIRST HUMAN CENTIPEDE THREE TIMES TOO AND I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE THEY NEED TO WATCH IT AND they look at me like I'm crazy....but you get me...
Today started off really rough with horrible news from my country. Thanks so much for distracting me from that pain and helping me laugh a little like always. 💛💙
I always wake up gasping just before I die in a dream. Once dreamt I was in a medieval battle and someone snuck up behind me and slit my entire throat with a dagger. I felt the cold steel so vividly and reached up and my fingers went right into the wound as I fell to my knees and felt the blood pressure drop in my head and the tunnel vision started closing in and BOOM awake. It was GNARLY
Guys we were in DC at the same time. I wanna visit again, coolest city ever. Did y’all go to the botanical garden or the national art museum? Those were my favs ❤
my FAVORITE thing in the world is listening to these while reading the comments and just waiting for the moments to happen - it’s so exciting and never spoils the moment it only enhances the *anticipation* 😮
Literally what I’m doing right now 😂😂
15:05 “i’m waiting for the crowd to die down so i can start speaking.. because it’s very loud in here…” i can’t breathe im laughing so hard
DIABOLICAL
No fr I don’t think they know how funny they are 😭😭😭😭 MADE ME LAUGH HARDER OMG
literally i watch their videos, meanwhile my mom is half asleep next room over, and im trully trying to not die from laughing so hard - i cant breathe
Joe is the 4th blind mouse and no one can convince me otherwise
Yesss I came to say this😂
I gave birth 4 days ago, my pelvic floor left the chat so I’m pissing myself every time I cough, sneeze or laugh. At the ripe age of 27.
Congratulations 🥂
Congrats!!
it never stops either you will still dribble 😭😭😭 I'm 23 and go through the same thing cause of my kiddo
@@vulgurrdamn you gotta get onto those pelvic floor exercises
Common but not normal, make sure you get adequate post partum care. Congratulations x
Joe's silence was soo loud @ 15:00 😂😂💀
"I'm waiting for the crowd to die down" 😂
Frankie saying holding your poop is dangerous, as if holding your pee won't make your kidneys FAIL if you do it for too long! DO NOT HOLD YOUR PEE!!!!!
I feel like the man is just desperate for some health issues at this point 💀
5:14 mins in at 8am and i hear Queefy Chapstick i love it here
I HOPE YOU SAW THAT SMOSH SAID THEY WANT YOU ON THEIR CHANNEL!!! PLEASE I NEED THIS CROSSOVER
WAIT WHEN DID THEY SAY THIS i would actually kill for that collab
Not really the same vibes at all
@@miletic_dunja “we were told not to talk about this” by smosh mouth 2 weeks ago! go to timestamp around 1:02
THAT CROSSOVER WOULD BE AMAZING LIKE THEM JUST BEING THEM WITH SHAYNE AND AMANDA, or reading readit story’s would be crazy
@@lincolnb2244no I feel like they would vibe well with Amanda and Angela cause of that northeastern energy
"Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants; it's the coolest! ... You ain’t cool unless you pee in your pants.”
I called that man Billy Madison for the first 10 years of my life until I learned his name 🤣
If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis!
@@IAmMightyMike Ohhh that was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!
@@chellnicole5490😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
40 years old and have occasional occurrences. My doctor told me years ago that the surgery I had as a little kid from wetting the bed.. has ruined me in my adult years. Hello adult pull ups. I'm a big kid now.. WOOO!
Frankie was 100% right in what he was trying to say. " Gratuitous violence is violence beyond that necessary to kill"
I came to say this! In general "gratuity" means excess, or beyond what is necessary. Hence, gratuity on a bill is extra tip (more than what is necessary to pay the bill) and gratuitous violence (more than what is needed to kill someone). Love you boys 🥰
Yo I swear to y’all he meant grotesque like grotesque violence
@@ristonsanchez1014no, gratuitous violence is a common phrase, he meant gratuitous.
@@ParadoliaFilms Gratuitousness is what he meant to say, but yeah. Gratuity is generally never used to mean gratuitous/ness
I learnt something there. Because I thought he meant grotesque. Frankie's teaching me new meanings to words.
the almost matching shirts and vibe today is so cute lmao
“If you’re depressed, just stop. If you have anxiety, just don’t think about it. If your mom died, just get over it. What are you gonna do be sad and sulk?” 😂
How do you know my dad??
Alarm set for work? ❌ Alarm set for the BASEMENT YARD?✅✅
They get me out of bed for work every Monday 😂
DABASMENYAAAARRRR
15:01 the way Joey turns to look at Frank, was deafeningggg silent. Omg I fucking died
“The UV was 10 for christ sake.” - Joseph Santagato 2024
“how tall is rocks” - joey 2024
Fav Moment Timestamps:
14:58-“The brotherhood of the doubling pants.” **Joey looks at Frankie in pure disappointment and disbelief**
41:45 he actually used it correctly. Gratuitous horror, as in horror for horror's sake, not with the purpose of enhancing the storyline; movies where the storyline is weak and they focus 80% of the budget in the scare scenes.
Bro I swear to y’all I think he meant grotesque like grotesque violence
The graffiti on Stonehenge literally did 0 damage, it was made of cornstarch and washes off in the rain
Dude if Brittney Broski and Basement yard did a colab I would take the day off work to watch😊
lmao bishhh 🔥🔥🔥 we must manifest this 🧘♂️
Joe talking about the scary movie and how he’ll fake get a text is so real
Yes!!
Frankie is really on one this week 😂😂😂 I’m dead
32:20 “Ok we get it Peter Pan” 😂 That joke is clever as hell, dude! You know, “never grow up”? 😂
Hope everyone has a good Monday make it a good one, been waiting since Friday
I love the piss story, Frankie has said it 2 times before already😂😂
Frank was right about the word "Gratuitous" in the context of violence in B-side horror movies
The Basement Yard is just a never ending collection of intrusive thoughts 😂
Impulsive*
So, the last time I checked, which was two days ago, Radio City is sold out!!!! That's freaking awesome!
Also, I am stunned that Frankie has not gotten a UTI yet.
they sold out in 20 minutes on the day they released pre-order!
I didn’t realize that yall dropped BetterHelp till today. Thank god.
Why? Are they bad?
Yes
whats wrong w better help? i havent heard anything bas about them necessarily so this is news to me
@@tiffany5260 do your research. They’re a scam
THESE GUYS HAVE 50K patreons, which is $10 a month each, thats $500k in patreon monthly income ALONE, not including the sponsors revenue plus the live shows.. DUDES are caking it!
Now suddenly the private jet thing starting to make sense lol
Finally got tickets for the show for 2nd October. Me & my sister are coming all the way from the uk to see the show. Our first ever holiday, first time on a plane and all because we wanted to see Joe & frank. Can’t wait!!! If anyone has a recommendations for places to go to or see while we’re over it would be much appreciated!!
Eating French toast while the basement boys talk about the human centipede…. Got me licking my lips clean
Definitely not a lost appetite
"Gratuité" seems like what Franky was saying and it made sense. Gratuitousness
37:40 SAW MENTION‼️‼️ i love yall for this
15:01 the head turn after that comment really GOT me 😂
"if i was getting married and they were both guests, I would put them at the same table" 💀😂
I love how they were lowkey beefing the whole episode. Mainly Joe being pissed at Frankie for the sunglasses thing in the beginning of the episode
Less then ten mins in, and were already talking polly pockets and gays. love to see it brotha
@50:00 franky sounds like kinda from bobs burgers when they were talking about the rocks😂
Take a shot every time Frank says "like" 😂
Playing Polly pockets with my little brother was a huge highlight of my childhood ❤
Why does no one ever talk about the times there’s a visual gag and it’s edited to show Joe describing it instead of just including the shot of Frank doing it like at 42:22
I've always wondered this too... I figured I was the only one that gets a tad like..... why's the content not being shown:(
Sometimes the editing is whack
Joe describes it so audio only listeners on other platforms know what’s happening, and typically the person who is talking is the one the shot is on. Weird quirk in editing 🤷♂️
I need The Basement Yard for my "lonely, crazy evenings," yes.
lil queefy chapstick is HIGHLY underrated
The way Frank says “tower” is wild!! 😂
Take a shot 🥃 every time Frank says "like" 🥴.
the c*m on the phone story gets me every time LIKE WDYM
18:30 Frankie i didn't get to my bathroom once shtmyself at my house door tryna unlock it 😅😅😅
The pantsing bit had me wheezing
The research put into these videos is very thorough.
As someone who has worked in Dermatology for 8+ years and assists In removing skin cancers for a living thank you for promoting sunscreen 😂💙
7:15 im gone LMAO
I literally was silent with joe and said what the fuck outloud right before he sighed and said it. Hahhaha. I love you guys lol
Pantsing is still absolutely hilarious! I do it to my husband whenever he's being annoying 🤣
Gotta love a 2 eppy day
I like how it's Joe who peed his pants but the thumbnail is Franky😂
The short trips are not trips but them parking the plane at a nearby airport. Tswift also lends her plane to her friend's so it's not all her flying around
I love how I’m listening to this episode on Halloween. Sam’s club has velour juicy track suits on sale and I decided to use it for my Halloween costume 😂😂
Joe’s ‘fuckin’ in his British accent was spot on tbf 😂
5 redirects with the mummy and arianna in 5 sec
Beef sandwich hat > Joe’s indoor sunglasses
Funny cuz when I clicked on this video I immediately thought .. Damn Frank really resembles Harry Styles today 😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
10:56 so that “battle wounds” bit didn’t age well…
i literally came to say this😂
Beat me to it 😂
10:35 he now has what he would call a "battle wound" 😂
you guys never fail to make me laugh so hard i wheeze and snort
“Good big Little Rock’s”
19:40 joe want to advertise for iPhone or not 😂😂
i love these two so much
Well done! The effort and passion are evident.
JOEY I WATCHED THE FIRST HUMAN CENTIPEDE THREE TIMES TOO AND I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE THEY NEED TO WATCH IT AND they look at me like I'm crazy....but you get me...
Can we get a format where we see them both at the same time?😭🤧
“i’m waiting on the crowd to die down” LMAOO
literally just as i sighed and went to patreon to try to find an old one i haven’t seen for my drive to work 🥰
Not them remembering the lip smackers😂😂 grape, raspberry, coke, sprite & Fanta flavours
When you guys talk about rocks at the end, Frankie starts to sound like Linda Belcher:)
“Where is it? England?”
“It is. Like. Outside of… England somewhere.”
Brilliant
"I do like sometimes like little piss experiments in my house."
(Long pause)
"What the fuck are you saying?"
Today started off really rough with horrible news from my country. Thanks so much for distracting me from that pain and helping me laugh a little like always. 💛💙
I always wake up gasping just before I die in a dream. Once dreamt I was in a medieval battle and someone snuck up behind me and slit my entire throat with a dagger. I felt the cold steel so vividly and reached up and my fingers went right into the wound as I fell to my knees and felt the blood pressure drop in my head and the tunnel vision started closing in and BOOM awake. It was GNARLY
Honestly this is the best basement yard episode yet
5:06 QUEEFY CHAPSTICK!!!
I have 2 extra tickets to the October 3rd show if anyone needs! 😊
I have never been this early to a video. It feels illegal 😂
How many times did big Joey cut Frank off ?😂
I LOVE DA WULVES!!!!!111!!
Sitting in a cafe laughing my ass off out loud. I love you guys 😂
Every time Joey promotes FitBod I get pumped for fitness. I would pay a dollar for a motivational video from the boys.
i love these podcasts
Guys we were in DC at the same time. I wanna visit again, coolest city ever. Did y’all go to the botanical garden or the national art museum? Those were my favs ❤
43:00 ily jo❤
When Frankie talks about Stonehenge he sounds like the mom from Bob burger
“Gratuitous horror” was the right phrase, don’t worry 😂
Hiiii ❤ love y'all!!!! 🥹
I would rather watch you on here than podcast, love to hear your voices but I rather see your reactions 😍😍
I could get into the hundreds with a skip it as a kid dude. I loved that thing. ❤😅
Love all the comments about the DC show! It was a fantastic night!
40:00 uy,,😂😂
@joe 😅😅😅 babe... ...
U see how he believes he looks like harry 😅😅😅
They have always been Charlie and Mac core but this episode really confirms it
joe not knowing what blue curacao is is surprising to me
Wow I'm from Bowie and that's a crazy pull. Bowie Baysox shoutout to em
i felt so accomplished when i already the Frankie’s pee story. true fan sitting here in my santagato studios hoodie✊🏻