Just when I thought my Escape From Tarkov skills were as sharp as a butter knife at a steak dinner, along comes this gem of a guide! It's like finding a GPS in a maze. Your tips are more valuable than the loot I've been hoarding in-game. Following your routes felt like I was on a treasure hunt, except the treasure was my dramatically improved bank balance in Tarkov. P.S. Your humor is the cherry on top! It's like having a stand-up comedy show in the middle of a looting spree. Who knew learning could be this entertaining? Keep up the fantastic work, and if laughter was currency, you'd be making us all rich!
Theres another rogue farm i found out with my mates you could make a vid about. If you buy the barrack key and stay in the closed room close to the door all the rogues will eventually push their head in and you can kill them with no risk
thanks for the vid i was a bit sceptical about 2 mil an hour, so i ran it 8 times. I had contact all 8 times on the beach (spawned on beach every time) Even if i waited 5 min there would be some players running backwards towards the fishing houses and meet them there. If I wait longer, like 10 min or so its going to be a 20 min run with a 200k return which is not very efficient with the low tier loot as im assuming the magic is in the speed of this run. Suggestions?
There is a problem with this risk-free money run, and is, if you spawn at center in one of three point north of mountain pass evac, in this case what's better? going north-east or south for the farm?
If you're chalet side of the road I would go straight to the village. If you're on the beachside I would wait a minute and then head south and start the route
I just scav on reserve and hit the buildings near the chopper. Sometimes I get lucky and kill a fully geared chad. Weirdly enough most chads suck against scavs without armor but they destroy my geared PMC in an instant.
i know a even better place to loot you make more then 500k every run if you have a big backpack and rig. no body goes to this place its on shoreline top right of the map. there is a car exstract that spawns every time. no one knows about this place because they added it this wipe can you make a video on this it is really op
Update.... 1st run. Run into a player, took 18 shots hit him 12 times at close range with M855 before being one tapped by his shotgun. I hate this game
lighthouse is bad 2 mil an hour is shit every other map is run less because loot is "harder to get" aka not a straight fucken line with 3 good loot spots sick i could write an essay about how dog water lighthouse is, the pmc that gets the spawn up top near water wins the player on the road the shalay wins every other spawn is redundant noobs love this map because the rouges dont kill you. shit map everything else is just better quest are better, loot is better, spawns are better, every map besides lighthouse is map not a fucken line where bad spawns as pmc means run for extract or die the dude doing p5 and shooter born so w
This is quality tarkov content.
This is also quality commentary. Very entertaining!
+props for "America fuck yeah!" being included. A true patriot!
Thanks brother! I will be producing more Tarkov content once wipe hits.
Just when I thought my Escape From Tarkov skills were as sharp as a butter knife at a steak dinner, along comes this gem of a guide! It's like finding a GPS in a maze. Your tips are more valuable than the loot I've been hoarding in-game. Following your routes felt like I was on a treasure hunt, except the treasure was my dramatically improved bank balance in Tarkov.
P.S. Your humor is the cherry on top! It's like having a stand-up comedy show in the middle of a looting spree. Who knew learning could be this entertaining? Keep up the fantastic work, and if laughter was currency, you'd be making us all rich!
Your video comments are ALWAYS tier 1!
The intro of this video just proved to me that I must watch the whole video
Love hearing that!
wish i could subscribe twice lol. got me with the jokes and loot strats, but the last bit about search xp was killer!
Hell yeah, thank you!!!
bret tarkov youtuber, i love the commentary
This is motivating as fuck, thank you!
4:09 never heard that one before lol, thanks for the insight
Of course, thanks for watching!
A ton of people trying to do punisher right now. There's no way that u can run this route right now without getting sniped.
exactly, streets are way better too
That's why you do it at night!
what @gregthereaper said. Run it at night to reduce the chances of getting your brain turned to mush
I use Left control + space for manual vaulting, doesnt conflict any of my binds... its worth trying
I just took your advice and changed it! I was using "B"
Theres another rogue farm i found out with my mates you could make a vid about. If you buy the barrack key and stay in the closed room close to the door all the rogues will eventually push their head in and you can kill them with no risk
Oh hell yeah, thanks for letting me know! I'll have to try the run
rogue AI got fixed in the last patch. It was fun while it lasted
@@patukka3336 Are they the same as before? Hopefully because i hate the new rogues
Any ledex spawns on lighthouse?
I’ve never found one
thanks for the vid i was a bit sceptical about 2 mil an hour, so i ran it 8 times. I had contact all 8 times on the beach (spawned on beach every time) Even if i waited 5 min there would be some players running backwards towards the fishing houses and meet them there. If I wait longer, like 10 min or so its going to be a 20 min run with a 200k return which is not very efficient with the low tier loot as im assuming the magic is in the speed of this run.
Suggestions?
Hey man thanks for watching! Unfortunately this video blew up so it’s a hot route right now but it’ll die down with time. Are you running nighttime?
There is a problem with this risk-free money run, and is, if you spawn at center in one of three point north of mountain pass evac, in this case what's better? going north-east or south for the farm?
If you're chalet side of the road I would go straight to the village. If you're on the beachside I would wait a minute and then head south and start the route
I just scav on reserve and hit the buildings near the chopper. Sometimes I get lucky and kill a fully geared chad. Weirdly enough most chads suck against scavs without armor but they destroy my geared PMC in an instant.
Some kind of phenomenon going on because I get destroyed by player scavs on the daily
Goated video, thanks man
Thanks for watching!
That scav that crapped himself to death in that outhouse is always loaded.
Yeah either he's loaded or you get popped by a PMC. Always puckers my butt when I loot him
i know a even better place to loot you make more then 500k every run if you have a big backpack and rig. no body goes to this place its on shoreline top right of the map.
there is a car exstract that spawns every time.
no one knows about this place because they added it this wipe
can you make a video on this it is really op
Really!? Can you hop in discord and show me tonight?
Yes you can actually vault onto that dog house from certain angles.
I need to keybind my vault separate from jump. I think that’s the problem.
@@TheGoonz yeah its a pain, ive found the most consistent way with the space keybind is to walk into something and just hold space and pray
You think this is better than scav farm on shoreline?
I think so because it's faster to extraction and you're leveling your PMC instead of your SCAV
Shall be trying this tonight, cheers👍🤞
Nice! Let me know if you need help!
Update.... 1st run. Run into a player, took 18 shots hit him 12 times at close range with M855 before being one tapped by his shotgun. I hate this game
I've never died so much until this wipe. I feel your pain lmao@@Iglooboy1
Lol are these fake comments? Why are all the commenters named generic firstname + generic lastname + 4 numbers
I have no idea. Still can’t believe this video hit 35k!
Cash money baby
MY BOY BREAD
Bro don’t give my loot route away
The people need to know!
lighthouse is bad 2 mil an hour is shit every other map is run less because loot is "harder to get" aka not a straight fucken line with 3 good loot spots sick i could write an essay about how dog water lighthouse is, the pmc that gets the spawn up top near water wins the player on the road the shalay wins every other spawn is redundant noobs love this map because the rouges dont kill you. shit map everything else is just better quest are better, loot is better, spawns are better, every map besides lighthouse is map not a fucken line where bad spawns as pmc means run for extract or die the dude doing p5 and shooter born so w
im a bear btw so extra salt
git gud
would you like me to refer you to my therapist? lmao
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