POV: You’re in a holdout squad with a suicidal officer and two infantrymen who have taken to much meth while Russians are looking for you in the floor above.
POV: It's the final moments in the bunker, morale is low, and the two idiots who you thought would have dies day one into the war have somehow survived
POV2: Turns out you were the stupid one for becoming an officer, because while your being executed, the allies take the other two and send them to a western front POW camp.
@@jedinight235 on the other hand its better to end it with abullet in your head than to die either to starvation in a camp or to the Morgenthau plan. So maybe the officer was the smart one after all
@@Airland_combat Latin is another language i want to study but German is first and foremost, i also want to study French, Russian, Japanese, and Finnish.
When you and your friend agreed to cheat on the test to get perfect scores, and you both fail. The officer is that one friend who wanted to tutor you both.
To our left. Hanz. He signed up for the military to support his wife and kids because he has no other job back at the fatherland. To our right.Gustaf. He is a veteran to the great war. His family died to allied bombing so he has nothing to lose. To our far right, and finally, Peter. He doesn’t really talk much. Most of his squad mates thinks he is mute. He is secretly suicidal and suffers from ptsd and Hanz and Gustaf banging their heads off one another reminded him of his first battle. This made him sad about his comrades that were lost that day and in the end, he joins them.
Dear mother, This letter will be the last you receive from me. It has been 3 weeks since our last contact with a friendly unit because we are trapped inside a building, any escape is impossible because of those damn yakust snipers. Our mast meal was a big rat we shared. We drink the snow pouring down from the ceiling's hole. Wilhem and Wilfried has gone complety mad, shell socked from the constant bombing. I gave this letter to Günter, since he is young and skinny he can go throught little hole leading to the sewers and hope find our lines. Don't wait for me mom because i will never exit Stalingrad. Right now my only remorse is that my last act will be selfish, sadly i have only one bullet left. I do hope Wilhem and Wilfried won't realize what happens when the russians will come for them, if the cold didn't kill them first. Your lovely son Hans.
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@@mr.lizard8586 Pog and thank you.
Yes
the 6th army after they realized they are surrounded in stalingrad
I'm a big fan of your videos.
Lol
I just noticed that i watched many of your videos
Song name pls
@@Ukrassiankssr erika
Dude with the Luger is like:
"No wonder we fucking lost."
Its a P38 but ok.
@@JoeMama-ce9xs Damn, correct on that. Hats off to you.
@@JoeMama-ce9xs and not the P-38 lockheed lightning aircraft
P38 was based on mauser c96
@@racismceo797
Those are two different guns, their locking system is different, no relation at all.
Officer: *slowly lifts barrel to mouth*
Jager Offizer
Gebirgsjägerbrigade I think
Just like der Führer
That part killed me
Luger barrel
*HANS! PUT ZE GUN DOWN!*
POV: You’re in a holdout squad with a suicidal officer and two infantrymen who have taken to much meth while Russians are looking for you in the floor above.
Jokes on you I am the officer
I’m the one that took the meth
I’m the meth
Plot twist i'm the russain with the molotov cocktail and im about to throw it in the bunker with a officer and two stupid guys.
You mean soviet?
HANS! DO NOT USE THE P38 ON YOURSELF!
I like to imagine he's just wiping his tears of toy with it
HANS! *BAM* HANS! HANS!!
Kalingirad general reference?
NEIN, I WILL!
Actually it's a luger
Germans in the cutscenes:Cool looking and coordinate
Germans on easy mode:
POV: It's the final moments in the bunker, morale is low, and the two idiots who you thought would have dies day one into the war have somehow survived
POV2: Turns out you were the stupid one for becoming an officer, because while your being executed, the allies take the other two and send them to a western front POW camp.
nice lol i like and now its 69
@@ollu2222 is 70 now
@@jedinight235 on the other hand its better to end it with abullet in your head than to die either to starvation in a camp or to the Morgenthau plan. So maybe the officer was the smart one after all
French: "How on Earth did we lose to them!?"
Lol🤣 Gott mit uns, idk
@João Moreira also british : only saying baguette on france hahahahahaha
The answer to your question is easy the French didn’t have drugs.
@@ncrranger712 baguette ahahaha its funny i'm retarded hahahaha
@@ballatinesfinesse2753 french
spotted
I think the officer didn’t shoot himself because he was tired of his soldier, he did it because he didn’t have a metal helmet to join them.
That’s a good point.
My thoughts exactly
"HANS JERRY STOP BANGING YOUR HELMETS"
-German officer 1945-2021
Such an interesting profil pic gentleman.
@@uninvitedguest0 WE FOUND WESTER SPY
KILL HIM
@@Caduceus26, but he's my homie :(
Jerry ?? Wo İst carl
@@sturmgewehr4454 ah carl he's a tank gunner he's dead now
"this is not what the Fuhrer said would happen..."
Finally, after years of searching I have found it.
I think they took a bit too much Panzerschokolade
The pervitin is strong with these two.
Drug
SCHO-KA-KOLA wäre auch eine Alternative 😅 Grüße aus Germany 👍
@@ReySchultz121 ze flamenwerfer
@@iaminpain8407 Hans get ze warcrime commiter
Germans when trying to win wars be like
They have allot of wins but Hitler's stupid brain cause them lose
Germany having victory after victory*
Barbarossa and Pearl Harbor: allow us to introduce ourselves
@@armoredlumberjack1999 Barbarossa makes sense but Pearl Harbor? That’s the Japanese and doesn’t effect the Germans.
@@wilhelmvonberghoff175 Yeah but it made USA join the war resulting in Normandy landings which made Germany fight on 2 fronts
America is Not better for example Somalia ore Viatnam
Imagine being an allied sniper and see 2 Jerry headbutt eachother
I will watch them instead of shooting them XD
And one officer commit suicide
@@bume2212 lmao rip officer XD
@Glitch *sniper elite 4*
Stonks
You found the German werewolfens ! Now don’t show this to CNN
POV: You are Frank, Klaus and Hanz are being idiots. The one who shoots himself is Hartmann.
All this goes on as heinrich loades the machinengewher and prepares to exterminate the room
@@marijafrankovic1959 der Führer shall I send my squadrons of Stukas on Dunkirk
@@marijafrankovic1959 Adolf Hitler what do you think about gays?
@@PaulBarich1918 do it göring
@@marijafrankovic1959 mein Fürher,Ben isnt letting me play with ze Lego Shark set
Two soilders trying to cheer up their officer as the soviets slowly surround them:
Plot twist:
While this guys were singing happily, a soviet spy was stealing their plans for invading Stalingrad
officer be like: help
Hilfe!
The medic watching from other room (aka me): oh no
Probably a assault soldier but who cares
"Then points gun at his head"
Sabaton went real silent after this song dropped
😂😂😂
German musical theater in Berlin colorized
Edit they were low on a budget they even had to record in a basement because the theater was bombed
Good one!
The officer: I ain’t depressed, just pain.
See you guys in a few years when RUclips randomly recommends this to everyone
Cya
Ok this is a time capsule
Hello
see you
Hello there
Hitler: We have the most advanced weapons and hardened soldiers in the world!
Hans and the boys:
*Officer at the end:* _This is why we lost the war..._
When Germans found out that the Russians were 2 kilometers from Berlin:
Karl und Franz: *Singing and acting stupid*
Hans: Yes, I now see zhat ze Var ist lost. *Proceeds to blow his own brains out*
You mean "Ja, ich sehe jetzt, dass der Krieg ist verloren."
@@StatedSnake That's a good translation. I would have put it down but I don't think others would translate or know German so easily.
@@Airland_combat German is not my first language but i'm trying to learn it so, i could have done Krieg and ist but that's about it.
@@StatedSnake I speak a decent amount of German, not every Word. But I should study more. I've been studying Latin recently though.
@@Airland_combat Latin is another language i want to study but German is first and foremost, i also want to study French, Russian, Japanese, and Finnish.
*IT JUST FUCKING PERFECT , the cut Is fucking perfect*
Them being completely off-tune just adds so much to it
The officers just like: I've been in this bunker for three days and I already envy the dead
the german officer’s face is perfect lol
"Oh boi, i sure do like being here in this bunker on Normandy, I hope nothing out of the ordinary happens tomorrow."
-German Doge, June 5th, 1944
I think they had a little too much beer tonight
The feeling of regret after drinking 10 glasses of beer.
I love how the officer looks really disappointed that he would shoot himself
Soldier with binoculars: Let's see what they're doing over there
What they see:
British: "We've done worst than this"
British Musician: "Why are we in front of everyone, sir?"
0:10 when it's ranked and your entire team is friendly
Officers disobeying hitler countless times in 1945
Dude in corner: Hitler April 30 1945
When you give your soldiers too many crystals at önce
Germany when somebody plays as Germany in HOI4: conquering all world
Germany in HOI4 When I play as Germany:
"Godammit hans that's why we're losing the war"
So,is this rare footage of what happened to Nazis when they were bored in the trenches?
The guy in the back:
"You know what? I really hate my life" *pulls out Luger*
I hate to be this guy but its a p38
@@centurion756 Hello my fellow ww2 gran history enthusiast
-Mom I want to have a Luftwaffe squad at home, they are cool af!
-We already have Luftwaffe at home.
Luftwaffe troops at home:
*Me and the bois after eating 4 packs of Panzerschokolade:*
Poland, France, and the benelux be like: how did we lose to them
the cutoff at the end was just too perfect
When you and your friend agreed to cheat on the test to get perfect scores, and you both fail.
The officer is that one friend who wanted to tutor you both.
0:01 Germans when losing to the Russians
Hilter Finding out about this from the commanders: 0:09
Hilter later in 1945: 0:11
didn't know you can sum up German moral from the beginning to the end in 11 seconds.
Imagine, hitting a stalhelm with a snare drum stick
Girl: He's probably cheating on me
Him with the boys:...
"Hans get ze panzerschreck"
"Nein i get the panzer division"
Where the panzer division supposed to be:
I didn’t really need this laugh, but know I will treasure it. Thank you!
So this is what the Werewolfs got up to in their spare time ♥
I was absolutely 100 percent NOT expecting that
"so this is why we fucking lost"
*points luger at head*
“God damn it Hans, this is why we’re losing the war”
That one soldier had enough dealing with covid-19 and now he have to deal with this and he decided to just take the easiest way out
0:10
*"The fuhrer is dead, come with me."*
*"Im sorry, but not going anywhere-"*
To our left. Hanz. He signed up for the military to support his wife and kids because he has no other job back at the fatherland. To our right.Gustaf. He is a veteran to the great war. His family died to allied bombing so he has nothing to lose. To our far right, and finally, Peter. He doesn’t really talk much. Most of his squad mates thinks he is mute. He is secretly suicidal and suffers from ptsd and Hanz and Gustaf banging their heads off one another reminded him of his first battle. This made him sad about his comrades that were lost that day and in the end, he joins them.
RUclips algorithm will make this popular in 10 years
Bethoven would be coming out of his grave yo clap at these two.
POV: your the camera man and their Hitlers two eldest sons, and that’s Hitler
"I promise, i will protect my country"
Three drinks later :
German submarin waiting for orders somewhere in the atlantic ocean (1948)
0:10 poor Werner never gets to have any fun
When the 2 best friends got paired up with the smart kid.
The soldier with the gun is killing himself cuz he can’t find a helmet to participate with.
sad
True.
I like how the guy sitting just gave up on life
you dont understand how fucking hard i laughed at the end when i first watched this
Officer: It’s no wonder we can’t fucking find contact to our supplies.
The guy with cap:why are we still here?Just to suffer.
POV: your the wermacht and hitler just killed himself and you can hear the the sounds of russian artillery outside your shelter in what was your house
Dear mother,
This letter will be the last you receive from me.
It has been 3 weeks since our last contact with a friendly unit because we are trapped inside a building, any escape is impossible because of those damn yakust snipers.
Our mast meal was a big rat we shared.
We drink the snow pouring down from the ceiling's hole.
Wilhem and Wilfried has gone complety mad, shell socked from the constant bombing.
I gave this letter to Günter, since he is young and skinny he can go throught little hole leading to the sewers and hope find our lines.
Don't wait for me mom because i will never exit Stalingrad.
Right now my only remorse is that my last act will be selfish, sadly i have only one bullet left.
I do hope Wilhem and Wilfried won't realize what happens when the russians will come for them, if the cold didn't kill them first.
Your lovely son
Hans.
Amazing.
"Don't worry Hans, Stieners attack will bring it under control"
Me and the boys at 3 in the morning be like:
Hans and kraut playing helmet
While William is trying to sleep... Oh wait, uh oh
Hanz get the LUGER
0:10
"Ok, ich geh dann mal"
**"Hans! Nein!"**
Lol the general is like:
"I don't get paid enough for this crap"
He is an officer
Oh okay thanks
I have stumbled upon greatness in my recommendations
Rare footage of German Soldiers in a Machine Gun Bunker waiting for something to happen, June 6, 1944, colourised.
tiger crew when the transmission break for the 8nd time
The two soldiers: hitting their helmets for fun
The officer: Why dint i become a pow? Whyyyyyy?!
her: he is probably cheating on me
him:
This is the best thing i ever seen today
Whermact stuck in an abandoned bunker with nothing to shoot with:
my last three brain cells be like:
When your are bored in the trenches at 3:00 in the morning
"german officer kill himself while his soldiers try to keep morale as the soviet troops arrive near their position" -Berlin , 1945, Colorized
German High Command (1945 colourised)
German troops enjoying their last moments before Russian, French, American, British and Canadian divisions capture them (circa 1945 colorized)
Officer at the end: Why we are here just to suffer... :D
Can’t wait for people to get recommended this within the next 1-3 business weeks
her: he's probably cheating
me and the boys:
SO this is the secret ingredient of the song!
Plot twist:
Has then proceeded to