Erlich Bachman and Pied Piper Defense Attorney Square Off - Silicon Valley Se02E09

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2015
  • Erlich Bachman and Pied Piper Defense Attorney
    Silicon Valley Se02E09
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  • @chrisramsden9678
    @chrisramsden9678 2 года назад +377

    "A buggy, rapey piece of shit, designed by an idiot!"
    Probably my favourite line of the show.

    • @williammccormick984
      @williammccormick984 Год назад +2

      It sucked.

    • @danielthemaniel7934
      @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +1

      @@williammccormick984 the show, the line, or the app?

    • @chmth
      @chmth Год назад

      this line applies to humans if you think about it.

    • @vornamenachname594
      @vornamenachname594 Год назад

      @@chmth speak for yourself. Humans as a whole are great

    • @jackderrida
      @jackderrida 11 месяцев назад +3

      I don't know why that line sounds so poetically vulgar.

  • @sonacruz907
    @sonacruz907 9 лет назад +2651

    I love that defense attorney character. He was so good. I hope he comes back.

    • @alexthompson9516
      @alexthompson9516 9 лет назад +256

      "Technically, I can't refer to myself as an attorney until I'm reinstated. And have made restitution to my victim's families."

    • @teamtoken
      @teamtoken 9 лет назад +143

      Yeah I liked him.
      At first you think hes a hopeless loser and then he turns into a top gun attorney as seen here

    • @novamine118
      @novamine118 9 лет назад +31

      SONA CRUZ Yeah, gotta love Lloyd Braun

    • @DrewberTravels
      @DrewberTravels 8 лет назад +24

      +SONA CRUZ This was an insanely hilarious character.
      I can't refer to myself as an attorney until I am reinstated...

    • @pkattk
      @pkattk 8 лет назад +45

      +SONA CRUZ SEASON 3 SPOILER:::::
      I hope we never see him when he's on a bender. The contrast of his professionalism and calm demeanor with the way he describes his outrageous actions and the aftermaths is absolutely hilarious.

  • @SBGames8
    @SBGames8 7 лет назад +1507

    When Erlich tried to defend Richard after he admitted he worked on a Hooli computer, I could not stop laughing. "I'm his girlfriend, he hit it so hard I was at the doctor for three days"

  • @ianhanschen
    @ianhanschen 2 года назад +497

    Technically, you can't refer to him as an attorney until he's reinstated and makes restitution to his victim's families. He's a lawyer, and a good one.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Год назад +21

      His shame will linger long after his voting rights have been restored.

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst 5 лет назад +146

    "Say 'Medici' again."
    "M-Medi-"
    "Shut the fuck up."

  • @dhruvbhatnagar4180
    @dhruvbhatnagar4180 8 лет назад +1368

    I wanna live the Nelson Biggeti life

    • @8Trails50
      @8Trails50 8 лет назад +31

      dont we all

    • @imzjustplayin
      @imzjustplayin 8 лет назад +56

      If you're an underachiever, it's a great life. Otherwise it's boring. That's why Gavin got pissed and did everything he could to go back to controlling his company.

    • @MAnnaconduit1
      @MAnnaconduit1 8 лет назад +51

      I think in Gavin's case it was more his ego

    • @imzjustplayin
      @imzjustplayin 4 года назад +7

      @@MAnnaconduit1 Maybe but then again, successful people with big egos tend to be high achievers. Kind of goes hand in hand.

    • @trackboy17
      @trackboy17 3 года назад +3

      @@imzjustplayin im pretty sure Gavin was more worried about his "legacy" because he thinks he built hooli from nothing.

  • @MetalMutant
    @MetalMutant 7 лет назад +494

    Call from Jin Yang : "Erlich Bachman, watching you at court, special occasion"

    • @scikick
      @scikick 5 лет назад +19

      this is your mother, and you are not my son.

    • @saadi1851
      @saadi1851 2 года назад +5

      *Erich

  • @seanhk9359
    @seanhk9359 4 года назад +487

    “I was high when he pitched it, and I like nipples”
    Amen 😆

    • @spyrox
      @spyrox 2 года назад +10

      "It was a buggy, rapey piece of shit designed by an idiot."

  • @ifithrewmyguitaroutt
    @ifithrewmyguitaroutt 3 года назад +235

    "I was high when he pitched it, and I like nipples..." one of the top 10 lines in the whole series.

  • @bigbuffguy9589
    @bigbuffguy9589 Год назад +135

    This is comedy gold. Lloyd Braun was going after Erlich like he was Lieutenant Kaffee trying to get Jessup to admit that he ordered the Code Red.

    • @markpage9886
      @markpage9886 Год назад +2

      Bravo. That's the kind of clarity I enjoy in my similes.

    • @noahjessup9342
      @noahjessup9342 8 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately as we all well know, my great uncle did in fact order the code red

  • @vsync
    @vsync 2 года назад +30

    "I'll allow it"
    "really? because I don't think"
    "MISTER Bachman"

    • @vsync
      @vsync 2 года назад

      Erlich: O.O

  • @mattsupertramp6506
    @mattsupertramp6506 3 года назад +26

    "MR. BACHMAN YOU LIKED IT DIDN'T YOU???"

  • @CrazyOctopus123
    @CrazyOctopus123 7 лет назад +336

    I just realized the A Few Good Men vibe when he said "I can have the court reporter read it back to you"

    • @paritoshdayma4360
      @paritoshdayma4360 6 лет назад +18

      Also when the lawyer shouted Erlich into answering the truth. It mirrored the 'you're goddamn right!' moment!

    • @siddharthabiswas2147
      @siddharthabiswas2147 5 лет назад

      The exact same thought came to my mind

    • @CribNotes
      @CribNotes 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, that's the genius of Silicon Valley shining. Meta-comedy.

    • @expatphotographer8745
      @expatphotographer8745 3 года назад +2

      @@CribNotes Referencing one of, if not the, most famous court room scene of all time isn't meta-anything, it was just lazy.

    • @CribNotes
      @CribNotes 3 года назад

      @@expatphotographer8745 what?

  • @CodeWithSen
    @CodeWithSen 6 лет назад +451

    Honestly if bighead was able to create that application it would be extremely impressive, the accuracy of the live image recognition would need to be off the charts. Major tech companies would buy that stuff for billions.

    • @TheJonathankang
      @TheJonathankang 4 года назад +7

      @Anthony RamseyhaHAA, you're completely devoid of self awareness. He is referring to live image recognition of erect nipples, is that clear enough for you? lol. I believe the perverts who use nipalert are mostly smart enough to capture the image of erected nipples with hidden cameras.

    • @KTBWorld
      @KTBWorld 3 года назад +35

      @Anthony Ramsey Did they ever actually specify that? I've seen the show numerous times and I don't recall them explicitly stating HOW the app finds them. That seems hardly a thing to warrant being so inflammatory.
      EDIT: Actually, I just checked the show and Big Head does say that the software he made used image recognition, so you're not even correct anyway.

    • @TheyForcedMyHandLE
      @TheyForcedMyHandLE 2 года назад +14

      pff, forget the billions, I may personally fork over $0.99 for such an app

    • @GS-kj6ur
      @GS-kj6ur 2 года назад +1

      Tesla alone would pay billions upon billions

    • @fahrradmittelfranken8207
      @fahrradmittelfranken8207 Год назад +3

      @@GS-kj6ur anything not to use LIDAR

  • @premegst
    @premegst 6 лет назад +64

    the lawyer is actually surgical haha

  • @tikletik
    @tikletik 7 лет назад +73

    the charactesr are so great, so completely insane, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion

  • @EnriqueDeloSantos603
    @EnriqueDeloSantos603 4 года назад +40

    "I was hiiiigh when he pitched it"

  • @wtvideos3205
    @wtvideos3205 3 года назад +93

    "it did NOT show great promise... what it showed was the location of nearby women possessing erect nipples!" died laughing

  • @andy68686
    @andy68686 9 лет назад +695

    I wanna see this guy vs. Saul Goodman

    • @sya8109
      @sya8109 8 лет назад +25

      +MySickDuck91 Or Harvey Spec...nvm he's in a totally different league.

    • @michaskup8023
      @michaskup8023 7 лет назад +20

      Yeah, in sucky one.

    • @jaywonlee1436
      @jaywonlee1436 7 лет назад +18

      Ethereum Vietnam or Charlie's uncle from Always Sunny

    • @ThePowerExcess
      @ThePowerExcess 7 лет назад +1

      HODL

    • @d4kuhosu
      @d4kuhosu 6 лет назад +2

      @Sy A: Lmfao! You mean "This guy" vs. the firm?

  • @lukedaniell
    @lukedaniell 5 лет назад +212

    "Say Medici again"

  • @MoneyR8
    @MoneyR8 2 года назад +47

    3:05 he tried really hard not to die laughing

  • @sanjaynair9412
    @sanjaynair9412 6 лет назад +39

    "Among other things that weren't that"

  • @spazbot81
    @spazbot81 2 года назад +15

    @1:17 you gotta hand it to Erlich, that was a very nice return.

  • @casderyo
    @casderyo 4 года назад +59

    This guy makes me consider becoming a lawyer.

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark 8 месяцев назад

      But not an attorney, right?

  • @michaelweston2285
    @michaelweston2285 4 года назад +17

    Nip Alert was ahead of its time

  • @spencergraham-thille9896
    @spencergraham-thille9896 4 года назад +19

    "Well yes, I thought nip alert showed great promise."

  • @xiangyang99
    @xiangyang99 2 года назад +99

    I love Matt McCoy. He is a fine actor. First saw him on Star Trek The Next Generation when he successfully played a young handsome heartthrob who stole the heart of Councilor Troy. Then he appeared on Seinfeld as the reincarnation of the crazy Lloyd Braun which, I have to say, was a downgrade for him. Here he played the brilliant lawyer (not attorney) who shredded Bachman's super-strong confidence like no one else could. He's fantastic!

    • @spiv
      @spiv 2 года назад +5

      THAAAAAAAATS where ive seen him, thank you!

    • @mercatorjubio3804
      @mercatorjubio3804 Год назад +1

      @@spiv Also in Police Academy 5, some years prior.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Год назад

      This is the guy that replaced Guttenberg in the police academy movies.

    • @thiswasamistake7306
      @thiswasamistake7306 Год назад +1

      I enjoyed him on Seinfeld too, honestly.
      Serenity now, insanity later.

    • @tipdub
      @tipdub 11 месяцев назад

      Holy crap!

  • @tracken
    @tracken 3 года назад +4

    Objection leading to every single question asked

  • @AwmpuiaRenthlei
    @AwmpuiaRenthlei 5 лет назад +16

    0:58 Responded with Confidence

  • @henrypeters5291
    @henrypeters5291 4 года назад +29

    In fairness to Erlich Richard didn't know what the fuck he was doing at the beginning of season 1. Pied Piper started out as a music app and Richard didn't even have a business plan. Even though NipAlert was stupid, I don't entirely blame him for wanting to can Pied Piper. Even Peter Gregory thought Richard was an idiot.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Год назад +1

      The premise for the app Richard was pitching became a super successful multi million dollar app that Apple bought for 400 million. If he had stuck with his original plan he would have actually been a successful programmer.

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 26 дней назад

      @@alphanerd7221 I think you are referring to Shazam. It was started in the early 2000s and was already a thing when the show came about. In fact, the show references Shazam in one of its episodes.

  • @rahulbhandari3558
    @rahulbhandari3558 3 года назад +20

    Love the way how the case went from Richard Vs Galvin to Eric Vs lawyer 😂

  • @AndyThomasStaff
    @AndyThomasStaff 4 года назад +83

    This scene was incredible and the lawyer did such a good job

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark 8 месяцев назад +1

      Correct. Not an attorney.

  • @jetvulcan2020
    @jetvulcan2020 Год назад +10

    I enjoy court room scenes were they treat their own witness as hotile. the judge's I allow it and bachman's reaction are great

  • @adamc2320
    @adamc2320 8 лет назад +123

    nipalert lol

  • @TheFlyingCougar
    @TheFlyingCougar 7 лет назад +23

    I would watch the shit out of a spinoff series with the lawyer

    • @franwex
      @franwex Год назад +1

      Good news is that there already is a great spin off show about a lawyer!

  • @drewpowers7236
    @drewpowers7236 Год назад +6

    He had me until he dragged Nip Alert into the courtroom and slandered its name on the record. How dare he

  • @gbarielmoreno
    @gbarielmoreno 5 лет назад +28

    Matt Mcoy is great in everything he does.

  • @ericcartman5166
    @ericcartman5166 8 лет назад +66

    Why do you all call him an attorney? He is not an attorney, he's a lawyer! :P

  • @SameerAhmed-oq1se
    @SameerAhmed-oq1se 8 лет назад +158

    I was his girlfriend. He had hit it so hard that I had to go to the doctor.

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh that Lloyd Braun is something, isn't he !

  • @lucaviggiani2189
    @lucaviggiani2189 6 лет назад +49

    Homage to A Few Good Men. “I can have the court reporter read it back”

    • @ikarsoontiens959
      @ikarsoontiens959 3 года назад

      Court rooms were a thing before a Few Good Men came out, you know.

    • @ikarsoontiens959
      @ikarsoontiens959 3 года назад

      @@biessebis1041 It's worse than that, i haven't even seen A Few Good Men.

    • @faisalmemon285
      @faisalmemon285 3 года назад +1

      Both this and Few Good Men testimony would not hold up in court because they were badgering the witness. They didn’t make Kevin Bacon object to Tom Cruise as badgering the witness for dramatic purposes.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 3 года назад +2

      @@faisalmemon285 Not really, he’s badgering his own witness here.

    • @faisalmemon285
      @faisalmemon285 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisdawson1776 Yeah you’re right. But in A Few Good Men he was definitely badgering the witness.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 3 года назад +9

    "Mr. Bachman, you like it didn't you!!!"

  • @mamuwe
    @mamuwe 8 лет назад +15

    Matt McCoy...the not-lawyer--fantastic.

  • @ingvarvd5885
    @ingvarvd5885 3 года назад +4

    I like how this scene was a reference to "A few good men" movie ))

  • @shubhangijoshi5777
    @shubhangijoshi5777 2 года назад +3

    This lawyer character is so good.

  • @mingodingo
    @mingodingo 8 лет назад +147

    Lol, I knew that because of Assassin's Creed II.

  • @Boneamps
    @Boneamps 2 года назад +10

    This scene was great. But what kind of lawyer doesn't prepare his witness by telling him exactly what he is going to ask and what he wants him to respond. Left the entire thing to chance.

    • @jedrzejku
      @jedrzejku Год назад +1

      the element of surprise makes his response more genuine

  • @suleymanyaman7764
    @suleymanyaman7764 2 года назад +3

    4:04 This defense would leave Socrates in awe lol

  • @browncoco3611
    @browncoco3611 4 года назад +24

    I am here after I saw the Borgias series in netflix

  • @ashwinprabha2782
    @ashwinprabha2782 2 года назад +12

    Richard not only a computer engineer
    He have huge knowledge in history

    • @Fenderak
      @Fenderak Год назад

      that's basic high school knowledge

    • @answerman9933
      @answerman9933 Год назад

      @@Fenderak The knowledge may have been basic but Bachman did not retain the knowledge well.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Год назад

      That's actually super common information.

  • @Jazzienaka
    @Jazzienaka 4 года назад +3

    He is my favorite... almost my love destiny

  • @martinguerra5152
    @martinguerra5152 7 лет назад +15

    garden of techEden
    sounds great
    jajajajaja

  • @Errcyco
    @Errcyco Месяц назад

    “You’re a mean and terrible attorney”
    “I’m not an attorney”

  • @samclemmons5373
    @samclemmons5373 11 месяцев назад +1

    You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!

  • @dnozzie
    @dnozzie 8 лет назад +137

    Why can't you be more like Llyod Braun??

    • @hamzahajji5814
      @hamzahajji5814 5 лет назад +7

      Serenity now. Insanity later

    • @Arthur-Silva
      @Arthur-Silva 5 лет назад +3

      Hoochie mammaaaaaaaaaa.......! His phone wasn’t even connected!

  • @arjunchohan6474
    @arjunchohan6474 4 года назад +1

    So bad that Richard's laptop was in the shop for three days 😂😂😂

  • @MarkCranerium
    @MarkCranerium 16 дней назад

    "We'd all end up in prison". Oddly prescient. Thomas Middleditch and T.J. Miller have both been accused of some disturbing behavior.

  • @vinwulff
    @vinwulff 4 года назад +8

    this is the funniest comedy scene i've ever watched. fucking laughed my ass off

  • @idcaf
    @idcaf 3 года назад +1

    4:34... I love that face of absolute realization what the f is going on

  • @MossadCIA43
    @MossadCIA43 Год назад +4

    I laugh so hard at erlich from 1:44 scene 😂😂

  • @cardcode8345
    @cardcode8345 3 года назад +6

    Imagine Peter gregory and This lawyer negotiating with gavin belson.

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz Год назад +1

    The solicitor is Lloyd brawn in Seinfeld

  • @HECTORARTUROA
    @HECTORARTUROA 6 лет назад

    If you like this lawyer you could like:
    1) The attorney of Breaking Bad: similar style and South Park lawyer.
    2) The Seinfeld lawyer.
    2) The South Park lawyer and his Chubaka defense: ruclips.net/video/QDmq73tXqSE/видео.html

  • @Soze94
    @Soze94 2 года назад +13

    This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Jimmy debunks Chucks allergy to electricity in court

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that show is just silly.

  • @planetruths1373
    @planetruths1373 5 лет назад +44

    Objection:
    Badgering the witness.

    • @emiliomoreno3256
      @emiliomoreno3256 4 года назад +7

      It's an arbitration. Different rules.

    • @faisalmemon285
      @faisalmemon285 3 года назад +2

      @@emiliomoreno3256 : You still can’t badger a witness on arbitration as false testimony might come out because of anger. Also arbitration’s occur in conference rooms and not in court rooms like this one.

    • @emiliomoreno3256
      @emiliomoreno3256 3 года назад

      @@faisalmemon285 It was not a court room, more set up like one. Second the California Arbitration Act makes it clear that "rules of evidence and rules of judicial procedure need not be observed". While this is a TV show and they dont need to make a considerable effort to maintain real rules and procedure. In this case it's not farfetched to presume that the two parties agreed to very simple rules and procedure that governed the arbitration.

    • @faisalmemon285
      @faisalmemon285 3 года назад

      @@emiliomoreno3256 : Or it’s just a tv show and does what it wants.

    • @jorgesalazar818
      @jorgesalazar818 3 года назад +1

      @@faisalmemon285 that's a concept

  • @troooooper100
    @troooooper100 6 лет назад +16

    It didn't NOT show great promise, in fact it showed ...LOL

  • @georgejoseph2601
    @georgejoseph2601 Год назад +2

    The most unrealistic part of this show was a tech founder having 1 laptop only

  • @777jones
    @777jones 2 года назад +4

    All credit to Erlich Bachman great Jack Nicholson scene

  • @nada55666
    @nada55666 2 года назад +1

    To be fair to Bachman, the lawyer didn't prep him for the testimony

  • @royaloakstudios6022
    @royaloakstudios6022 Год назад +1

    The actor who played the attorney went to Loyola high school in Los Angeles

  • @hussain17dec
    @hussain17dec 2 года назад

    'Did you order the code red!!"

  • @amitavasengupta3804
    @amitavasengupta3804 Год назад

    "He got in my head"😂😂😂😂

  • @MrLTiger
    @MrLTiger Год назад +3

    I find it bizarre how this character ends up getting high on opium in tibet and is literally left for dead and never seen again.
    It's almost like soemthing happened between the actor and the producers or something

  • @MaxRovensky
    @MaxRovensky 4 года назад +11

    Technically he's not an attorney 😏

  • @gauravsherke4127
    @gauravsherke4127 8 месяцев назад +2

    I never got why the defence attorney was ripping at Elrich?

  • @tko4736
    @tko4736 2 года назад

    'Seranity now, insanity later'

  • @Arthur-Silva
    @Arthur-Silva 5 лет назад +1

    Serenity NOW!

  • @smdftb8495
    @smdftb8495 3 года назад

    Serenity now!

  • @cashglobe
    @cashglobe Месяц назад

    Nelson must’ve been Ghandi in his past life… such good karma 😁

  • @leonardodavid2842
    @leonardodavid2842 5 лет назад +3

    haha The Sforza were Leonardo patrons.

    • @RuthwikRao
      @RuthwikRao 4 года назад +1

      Say Sforza again.
      *Shut the fuck up*
      😂

  • @TheRassiusluine
    @TheRassiusluine 4 года назад

    The cautionary tale of why we must cut idiots out of our lives.

  • @shisheermuhammad7698
    @shisheermuhammad7698 2 года назад

    What's the music playing at 1:18? Can anyone tell me please!?

  • @stonkinator
    @stonkinator 3 года назад +2

    Lloyd Braun

  • @MrJmobes
    @MrJmobes 3 года назад

    Justice baby.

  • @mamun47526
    @mamun47526 6 лет назад +5

    Say Medici again. Lool

  • @solinvictus6424
    @solinvictus6424 17 дней назад

    Erlich Bachman made the show.

  • @SFVMike2MIA
    @SFVMike2MIA Месяц назад

    I always wondered what happened to Lloyd Braun.

  • @rockongrx20
    @rockongrx20 4 года назад

    few good men

  • @XLB6060
    @XLB6060 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:04 😂😂😂

  • @tinyrick8937
    @tinyrick8937 Год назад

    Garden of the tech eden

  • @cccspwn
    @cccspwn 4 месяца назад

    Nip alert must have had a lot of false positives during winter 😅

  • @minhtue90
    @minhtue90 2 месяца назад

    I see Lt. Kaffee retired from the Navy and moved to California :)

  • @BuIIet
    @BuIIet 7 месяцев назад

    Is this loosely based on a scene in another TV show or movie?

  • @marklarsontube556
    @marklarsontube556 6 лет назад

    Serenity now

  • @brandonglick914
    @brandonglick914 2 года назад +18

    Defense attorney was great as a character and clearly good at his job except there was no need to break Erlich... always bugged me that he did. He should have anticipated that Erlich would slip up when he was trying to break him... haha

    • @blackbox1024
      @blackbox1024 2 года назад +3

      They started feuding from the moment they were in the kitchen when Pete didn’t want to call him as a witness and Erlich swearing at him 😂

  • @dx42
    @dx42 8 месяцев назад

    Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld, yes? Sell some computers!

  • @xertrepiv2075
    @xertrepiv2075 2 года назад

    I'm a lawyer and a good one!

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 8 месяцев назад

    ......Turner Overdrive.

  • @samf15h3r
    @samf15h3r 2 года назад

    "eh.. I'll adMIT.. --uh, I'll conCEED" XD

  • @easternplatypus
    @easternplatypus 2 месяца назад

    a few good men lmao