Alfred Defends Batman From Superman - Superman Hates Alfred

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  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 3 года назад +3009

    This is why Alfred isn't playable in the Injustice games. He's just too OP.

  • @definitelynotainzooalgown2496
    @definitelynotainzooalgown2496 4 года назад +11524

    Batman: "You took the pill Alfred."
    Alfred: "No the pill is right here."
    *Pulls out Super pill*
    Batman: "WTF"

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 4 года назад +1514

      _"I keep a small piece of Kryptonite in my cuffs just in case I need to show Master Kent the door. The rest? Well, a butler must stay in shape..."_

    • @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
      @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta 4 года назад +659

      @@Brutalyte616 Well you see no one actually knows Alfred's true lvl of badass, so it's likely he made Dr. Manhattan his b*tch waay long ago and had him create his Butler Suit out of the emotional spectrum of Badass.

    • @noahjamesthomaswinky
      @noahjamesthomaswinky 3 года назад +429

      It would be cool if the DC writers made alfred secretly more powerful than Darkseid or every DC god he just only used his immense power when the Earth was in danger or when bruce was in trouble.

    • @filds1
      @filds1 3 года назад +199

      @@noahjamesthomaswinky That would be top tier story

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 3 года назад +105

      @@filds1 that would be hilarious

  • @meghalodusk9973
    @meghalodusk9973 2 года назад +2913

    Having the absolute balls to look Injustice's Superman in the eyes and say "I'm going to bed, get the hell out of my house" is probably my favorite thing about this.

    • @weegee_darthno4045
      @weegee_darthno4045 Год назад +3

      Alfred's got them SAS balls, UK Special Forces balls are bigger then the moon

    • @worldtripnation
      @worldtripnation Год назад +69

      Nah fr my man just dismissed bro

    • @maggiem6209
      @maggiem6209 Год назад +127

      Alfred is fucking amazing every time he's shown. He's such a good modern example of the Bast myth.
      "Why yes, I could hurt people, but I am needed at home. And if you hurt my family, nothing can save you from me."

    • @Holy-Of-Dogs
      @Holy-Of-Dogs Год назад +61

      Clark: Tell me where bruce is
      Alfred: Fuck off am going to bed

    • @rikzy7934
      @rikzy7934 Год назад +13

      Yes!! I wish I had that kind of boldness

  • @scum0320
    @scum0320 2 года назад +4419

    Alfred is an absolute unit. I don’t remember exactly when or where, but there’s a comic where Alfred shoots some intruders or something with a shotgun and essentially says “you seem to have me confused with my master”. Basically saying “Master Bruce may choose not to kill, but I never made such a promise”

    • @Amiirhesam
      @Amiirhesam 2 года назад +175

      its baman vs robin movie, which was the "batman vs court of owls"

    • @pinecone4610
      @pinecone4610 2 года назад +313

      @@Amiirhesam good guess, but it’s from 2007’s Booster Gold #12. The quote goes “PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER’S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH NICETIES.”

    • @jahrjahr3760
      @jahrjahr3760 2 года назад +67

      Also he said if he had the chance, he would kill the joker l.ao

    • @jahrjahr3760
      @jahrjahr3760 2 года назад +9

      @Don't Ask it really takes you nowhere, i put the "." By accident and it became a link

    • @box7215
      @box7215 2 года назад +3

      @@pinecone4610 both

  • @batayou6819
    @batayou6819 3 года назад +4673

    Most people think the pill gave Alfred strength when thats just a misconception. The pill actually weakened Alfred. The writers didn’t want the series to end too soon so they had to weaken Alfred

    • @calebjanus2000
      @calebjanus2000 2 года назад +79

      These comments make reading the comments unbearable.

    • @jomy3148
      @jomy3148 2 года назад +508

      @@calebjanus2000 unbearably good to read

    • @toddstaples7019
      @toddstaples7019 2 года назад +45

      Shaggy that man is. My friend so i gave him 2 percent of my power 😂 .

    • @prettymomma04
      @prettymomma04 2 года назад +15

      And he's only using 1% of his power

    • @ThefirstNPC
      @ThefirstNPC 2 года назад +35

      It was just an ibuprofen

  • @Grey_Shard
    @Grey_Shard 3 года назад +15910

    Alfred being disappointed in you would be a level of hurt in itself.

    • @nano_nito5546
      @nano_nito5546 3 года назад +171

      Yep

    • @Cloofinder
      @Cloofinder 3 года назад +602

      The fact that Alfred's first words to him were "Clark Kent" NOT "Master Kent". If he addresses you in your full name....you're screwed. Much like how parents address their kids in their full name.

    • @cptgopro6932
      @cptgopro6932 3 года назад +142

      this registers an emotional level

    • @mofucfa
      @mofucfa 3 года назад +141

      Fr bro that right there would be equivalent of all your parents and elders telling you that they're disappointed huts right to the fucking core

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 3 года назад +18

      the Glasgow kiss

  • @alexandratavares6612
    @alexandratavares6612 2 года назад +5048

    He broke a man’s back because he knew he could. Not just a weaker man, but his best friend. That was very low for Superman. It was satisfying to see Alfred stand up for his son.

    • @MoyosoreLemboye
      @MoyosoreLemboye 2 года назад +179

      Bruce Wayne isn't Alfred's son...but he darn it he might as well be

    • @jordangothemango1189
      @jordangothemango1189 2 года назад +360

      @@MoyosoreLemboye well even tho their not related Alfred Is Bruce father figure just like how Bruce are the robins father figure

    • @distinctjackal9016
      @distinctjackal9016 2 года назад +88

      @@MoyosoreLemboye he's more like Bruce's adoptive father

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 2 года назад +14

      @@lefloof5054 its the injustice series

    • @whitewolf4843
      @whitewolf4843 2 года назад +7

      @@lefloof5054 injustice comic series

  • @thefateofslate9095
    @thefateofslate9095 Год назад +547

    Batman: “Alfred, thanks for taking that pill. You’re a real lifesaver.”
    Alfred: “What pill?”

    • @CHADCONTEXT
      @CHADCONTEXT Год назад +64

      "Master Bruce, I merely used only 1% of my power."

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 Год назад +38

      Batman: “Alfred, thanks for taking that pill. You’re a real lifesaver.”
      Alfred: “Here you are” *pulls pill out of his pocket*

    • @puppylove3781
      @puppylove3781 Год назад +8

      "Master Bruce, I only used 1% of my power. After Goku, I had reached a power level of over 9,000 and called it quits."

    • @calcium_skeleton
      @calcium_skeleton Год назад +4

      Alfred is the most powerful being in the DC universe

  • @devinh5103
    @devinh5103 3 года назад +7084

    Alfred's disappointment is everyone in this universe's greatest fear.

    • @detectiveghost8856
      @detectiveghost8856 3 года назад +147

      More powerful than the Thanos Snap.

    • @yoshy-kk6ni
      @yoshy-kk6ni 3 года назад +146

      “There’s nothing worth saving here”

    • @spazerabanekozeroshki
      @spazerabanekozeroshki 2 года назад +46

      Next to Mr. Rodger who taught all children to be good

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 года назад +28

      @@detectiveghost8856 how dare you insult Alfred by literally comparing him to nothing well technically a snap but it’s just a fucking snap

    • @TrueComboKing
      @TrueComboKing 2 года назад +6

      @@Deathmare235 I mean, the thanos snap is the equivalent of a silent super nuke going off everywhere at once with no way to counter it.

  • @zwordsman
    @zwordsman 4 года назад +5635

    sometimes people forget. alfred isn't holding batman back. batman exists to hoold alfred back

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 3 года назад +284

      i mean. alfred is a highly trained ex-soldier. probably about as physically capable as batman back when alfred was in the SAS.

    • @stage4423
      @stage4423 3 года назад +90

      @@romanplays1 lol no. Special op training is nothing compared the training Bruce went through. Comic Batman would be able to one shot 30 spec ops soldiers.

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 3 года назад +37

      @@stage4423 i did not say special ops. learn your batman before you brainfart.

    • @stage4423
      @stage4423 3 года назад +59

      @@romanplays1 your IQ must be capped at room temperature. You're the one who said SAS, which is special forces/ops. Think before you type; you won't look as moronic.

    • @stage4423
      @stage4423 3 года назад +6

      @Detective X. I'm not gonna argue semantics. The other guy is a dumbass for thinking Alfred could keep up with Bruce just because of some SAS training.

  • @glogloflexin5083
    @glogloflexin5083 3 года назад +1976

    Alfred: "Clark Kent"
    Superman: "why do I hear boss music?"

    • @reaper_gamer4857
      @reaper_gamer4857 3 года назад +101

      *boss bar shows up and it reads "you done fucked up clark"*

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 года назад +58

      He used his full name so he knew Alfred was getting the belt

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 2 года назад +62

      @@richardendresz161 Imagine if he used his middle name. "Clark Joseph Kent"
      Superman: "I surrender immediately. All of my allies will stand down now."

    • @legobrick1356
      @legobrick1356 2 года назад +23

      My take on it:
      Alfred: "Clark Kent"
      Superman: "Why do I hear Jojo _and_ *DOOM* music?!"
      Alfred: *whispering as he cracks his knuckles* " _Rip and tear..._ "
      Alfred used Intimidate
      Superman: *is sweating bullets*
      It's *super* effective! (oh my gosh the pun! I didn't even _try_ to do that!)

    • @ryankillpatrick
      @ryankillpatrick 2 года назад +9

      lmfao!!!!! "FINAL LEVEL!!!"

  • @iseeu8492
    @iseeu8492 3 года назад +1045

    Alfred is a savage; he even cleans the blood off his hands with a cloth. “Remember kids, clean your hands after beating the kryptonian out of Superman” - the more you know

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 2 года назад +16

      The real thug move was not killing superman. He could have. But he didn't

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 2 года назад +12

      @@TheHighborn nah bro Alfred just had to leave him embarrassed, sends a message to the rest of the Regime

    • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
      @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 Год назад +1

      @@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625He had to let the thug live to tell the tale, so the rival gang would know what he was capable of.

  • @Cyberium
    @Cyberium 3 года назад +4305

    "You have Nothing, Nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength."
    Alfred, to Superman.

  • @Birb56
    @Birb56 3 года назад +6425

    Everyone makes jokes about Alfred being strong, but when Batman told Clark "You're just another thug" something broke inside of Superman. He was no longer the legend he once was, and he realized that.

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee 3 года назад +243

      Well obviously superman didn't fight back but still being able to make superman bleeding is alredy an accomplishment

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 года назад +507

      @@Ashelybee he couldn't even if he wanted to. Alfred took the super pill that gives someone the strength of superman for a while and seeing as Alfred had military training and fighting skills......Superman never stood a chance.

    • @ClareAmel
      @ClareAmel 3 года назад +258

      @@knightmare3706 To be fair, Batman is probably at least top ten hand to hand fighters in DC and his fight against Superman when he had the pill over Victor Zsasz didn't take him down as quickly as Alfred takes Superman down here. I think the main factor is he caught Clark COMPLETELY off guard.

    • @TheChill001
      @TheChill001 3 года назад +150

      @@ClareAmel have you seen the movie in which alfred fights those goons of thalia al ghul, he's easily in the same league, hell it's implied in many comics and other material that Alfred was one of the people to train Bruce.

    • @justaguywithagoodphoto4801
      @justaguywithagoodphoto4801 2 года назад +47

      @@ClareAmel actually i think it’s more so that supes is bewildered, afraid, and disappointed at what he has became at the time. I mean he was still basically innocent at the time
      Also can i have pfp sauce i love your pic

  • @Tempus_Sicarius
    @Tempus_Sicarius 3 года назад +1069

    I'm honestly surprised that Alfred didn't kill Superman. It's been pretty clearly established in the past that Alfred doesn't share Batman's views on killing

    • @CT-zi8em
      @CT-zi8em 2 года назад +103

      A year late to this but let’s be real. Only reason Alfred managed to mess him up that bad was because Superman was in a state of shock after what Batman told him. This was a few days after Lois died, he was still in the process of becoming a tyrant he’d eventually become. No way he’d be able to snap his neck and kill him there.

    • @Acesspaded
      @Acesspaded 2 года назад +159

      @@CT-zi8em well it’s kind of hard to tell. From what I gathered Alfred is much more skilled in combat vs Superman who mainly relied on his strength. I agree that the shock is what’s kept Superman down but if they both where to fight it would be hard to tell. Because yeah you got powers but then you have a skilled fighter who has the same strength and durability like super man.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 Год назад +8

      Maybe he thought there was hope for him

    • @SonicFan313
      @SonicFan313 Год назад +55

      @@Acesspaded well, would you rather kill a superhuman who is shocked but will defend his life on pure instincts if nothing else, or knock your opponent out and go rescue your son, who is in great pain at a time

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 Год назад +2

      @@CT-zi8em It was longer than a few days

  • @NipleTwistar765
    @NipleTwistar765 2 года назад +891

    "In the end, you used torture for the greater good"
    Batman Thugs: "bruh like what..?"

    • @FernandoComicsOfficial
      @FernandoComicsOfficial  2 года назад +93

      😂😂😂 so true

    • @nokiagt
      @nokiagt 2 года назад +42

      batmans a vigilante

    • @aerth6946
      @aerth6946 2 года назад +8

      Some stuff just fly over people heads

    • @cabooseisthevehicledestroy
      @cabooseisthevehicledestroy 2 года назад +105

      No Batman said that because Superman would never resort to that, so the moment he did Superman was no more he was just a thug

    • @ginghinaandrei5013
      @ginghinaandrei5013 2 года назад +64

      Yeah, sure, but that's a line Batman never refused to cross. Batman I grey. Very grey.
      It is a shock to Superman that he himself has. He used to be bright white.

  • @Mrreddead1011
    @Mrreddead1011 4 года назад +11118

    Injustice made me love Alfred. He’s not just a butler, he’s Bruce’s father and god forbid you hurt his son in his home

    • @araizashraf
      @araizashraf 4 года назад +141

      yeah like what he gonna do if superman start kicking him aswell instead repenting on what he did

    • @robertmoore8571
      @robertmoore8571 4 года назад +501

      If Injustice is what made you love Alfred, you're a little late to the party Pal. He's always been an OG.

    • @blakecromley8736
      @blakecromley8736 4 года назад +65

      Yet Damian Wayne who is just another failure of Robin, but of course, he was raised and trained by the League of Assassins. I don't think he ever was going to be the perfect Robin, nor becoming the Future Batman. Yet there are rumors of a new Batman Arkham game called, "Batman Arkham Legacy." It's possible that Damian Wayne might become Batman Beyond. Yet in the comics, he's more reckless, and stubborn.

    • @clockmaker9273
      @clockmaker9273 4 года назад +93

      @@robertmoore8571 oh hell yeah. remember that time, in the animated movie, where the talons attacked the bat cave? alfred just straight up shot them with a pump gun. the dudes ex.marine EDIT: alfred is ex british special forces not marines

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 4 года назад +20

      Blake Cromley nobody mentioned Damian get your hate boner out of this Alfred discussion. Alfred would be very disappointed in you

  • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
    @RikkiTikkiTavi290 4 года назад +3670

    Lasers are red,
    And Boy Scouts dress Blue,
    But in Old Wayne Manor,
    Alfred headbutts YOU

    • @andrucruz3751
      @andrucruz3751 4 года назад +19

      RikkiTikkiTavi
      Brilliant 👏🏻

    • @ikoloo5942
      @ikoloo5942 4 года назад +5

      Heeey mark ruffalo huuh uuh uuh huh

    • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
      @RikkiTikkiTavi290 4 года назад +1

      @uncletigger It's been like 3 decades since I read the story but I don't really remember that lol.

    • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
      @RikkiTikkiTavi290 4 года назад

      @uncletigger That's pretty funny. Would probably have reacted similarly.

    • @CarbonDioxide.
      @CarbonDioxide. 3 года назад

      Bro boy scout uniforms are tan. What is everyone here saying?

  • @wontonschannel
    @wontonschannel 2 года назад +1229

    "I am so disappointed in you."
    "No more."
    "Do you hear me?"
    "YOU DONT GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!"
    I dont know what it is but seeing powerful characters getting toppled by averages will never not bring an unbridled ball of emotion to the top of my throat

    • @5obi
      @5obi 2 года назад +67

      Alfred? “Average”? That is completely wrong.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 года назад +47

      Alfred Pennyworth is anything but average

    • @menacetosociety471
      @menacetosociety471 2 года назад +22

      Alfred is extraordinary

    • @SpectacularSpidey670
      @SpectacularSpidey670 2 года назад +7

      Alfred is the goat man

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 Год назад +9

      @@normalhuman9878 The only average he is, is above.

  • @Rudi_Gauss
    @Rudi_Gauss 2 года назад +566

    Alfred sees worth in every life. The moment he deems you not worth saving is the moment you should think really hard what you did.

    • @tek512
      @tek512 2 года назад +19

      @John Jacob Indeed. Alfred doesn't fuck around. That doesn't mean he considered the thugs necessarily worthless, however. He simply chooses more permanent solutions to life's problems when the situation calls for it, and home defense certainly does.

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 Год назад +4

      Alfred serving that line with Superman shook in the shadows got a big, fat "YEEEOWCH!!!" From me... Served it ice cold with hit of mint for garnish...

    • @isaacyeon6334
      @isaacyeon6334 Год назад

      @@savvivixen8490 oof, nothing like ice water and mint to light up your mouth with a firecracker

    • @marc16011999
      @marc16011999 Год назад

      But alfred kills people so..

  • @justaguywithagoodphoto4801
    @justaguywithagoodphoto4801 4 года назад +3906

    Nightwing: “Are you afraid?”
    Superman: “why do you ask?”
    Nightwing: “because i saw alfred beat your ass.”

  • @DrPhil-hz4up
    @DrPhil-hz4up 4 года назад +10316

    That was a mere 1% of Alfred’s true power.

    • @elgenfranord1651
      @elgenfranord1651 4 года назад +272

      Ye 100% would be world shattering

    • @DrPhil-hz4up
      @DrPhil-hz4up 4 года назад +185

      TheGamingArcher *end of everything

    • @John-rj9kk
      @John-rj9kk 4 года назад +189

      Shaggys Master

    • @wesleyjones4036
      @wesleyjones4036 4 года назад +81

      we didnt see his stand, which was really punching

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 4 года назад +24

      Doppio.. my beautiful sweet doppio..

  • @thekrusad3r290
    @thekrusad3r290 3 года назад +709

    Alfred has officially joined the super Saiyan club, he stands with lord shaggy, master Watterson, and gru

  • @bmsvg7356
    @bmsvg7356 2 года назад +128

    “There’s nothing worth saving here.”
    Such a cold line

  • @i5C0R3Pi0N
    @i5C0R3Pi0N 4 года назад +3700

    Alfred: You picked the wrong manor, fool!
    Supes: Eyyy-yeeeyyey, it's me Alfred, Clark, chill chill!

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 4 года назад +13642

    *Plot twist:* Alfred never took the pill.

    • @mikeyxyz6706
      @mikeyxyz6706 4 года назад +950

      And that's why hes pregnant

    • @drippyrigby5722
      @drippyrigby5722 4 года назад +123

      .....

    • @madbanana794
      @madbanana794 4 года назад +141

      wait...

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 4 года назад +160

      Miguel Trevino wait...Not sure that’s how biology works my dude

    • @mikeyxyz6706
      @mikeyxyz6706 4 года назад +196

      @@johntaco861 you never know, could be different in their world, I mean they have aliens, a man who can fly and beam lasers out of his eyes, a dark multiverse, magic, oh and talking animals. Haha but I know what you mean, just a joke.

  • @MrOmegatronic
    @MrOmegatronic 2 года назад +261

    There's one thing a lot of people tend to forget: Bruce Wayne is Gotham's Batman. Alfred is _Bruce Wayne's_ batman.

    • @Someone-whos-stupid
      @Someone-whos-stupid Год назад +5

      Alfred is so kind treating Bruce as his own son and protecting him

    • @buddyguy2943
      @buddyguy2943 Год назад

      How did u do that with the words?

    • @Someone-whos-stupid
      @Someone-whos-stupid Год назад

      @@buddyguy2943 do what with words even if your not talking to me

    • @buddyguy2943
      @buddyguy2943 Год назад

      @@Someone-whos-stupid he slanted the words, "Bruce Wayne's" in a fashion to emphasize his tone.

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic Год назад +1

      RUclips uses a variant of Markdown, @@buddyguy2943. To italicise, use _underscores_, like that. To bold, use *asterisks*, like this. And to strikethrough, use -dashes-, like so. It's not a very good implementation, though, so it breaks if there's any punctuation immediately after the second symbol, like those commas.

  • @maniacalmurderer4123
    @maniacalmurderer4123 2 года назад +137

    I love how Alfred just says: “let yourself out” as if he’s not talking to demonic alien.

  • @fhaithful
    @fhaithful 4 года назад +3511

    Ngl.
    Superman looked like a lost child that didn’t know what to do when he said “i-i didn’t mean to”
    Kinda sad

    • @craigarkensaw
      @craigarkensaw 4 года назад +134

      Khexxi that was 100% intentional.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 3 года назад +284

      was probably put in to show he still had a small amount of his old self left in him

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 3 года назад +235

      @@codysellers4151 though it does make you wonder if, in that moment, Alfred/Bruce could have pulled him back.
      One thing about villains is that there's always that moment of "could they have been turned to the good side/prevented from falling?" You sometimes see this irl as well. The answer is never as clear as people like to make it out as being.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 3 года назад +218

      @@SubduedRadical definitely applies to Injustice Superman
      Clark was cruel and harsh because he was convinced that killing, strict order, and totalitarian style rule was the best way to stop crime. “Stop crime, before it happens” and whatnot. In the end he let his grief and fear corrupt him (though it’s not ALL his fault tbh. Diana...had a part in it as I’ll say)
      Injustice 2, some time after Clark killed the Joker; he was about to execute all of the Arkham inmates when Bruce and an unwilling Damian (who later betrayed him) intervened:
      Bruce-“first Joker, now this... when does it stop?”
      Clark-“when there’s no more crime! That’s the problem with fighting for truth and justice, the battle never ends!”
      Clark is actually a tragic character in this universe imo. Good intentions with a psyche and moral compass wrecked by a combination of the Joker, him not processing his grief and trauma in a healthy manner, and people like Diana encouraging him to walk that path.
      I feel like there was a chance of turning Clark back at this point. Not later on though, when he fully embraced his new ideology and mindset.

    • @spider-man8186
      @spider-man8186 3 года назад +61

      @@codysellers4151 I agree with everything you said and Diana corrupted him just for super D

  • @doctorsam5771
    @doctorsam5771 4 года назад +6283

    Alfred is a former SAS. The most elite special force in the world. He's no joke.

    • @thetrippedup9322
      @thetrippedup9322 4 года назад +248

      I know his Gotham incarnation was, but I don't know about the Injustice one. I'm pretty sure the original Alfred was a former detective.

    • @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
      @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 4 года назад +69

      Add Psyker Alfred trained Batman.

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 4 года назад +85

      @Add Psyker so......Alfred

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 4 года назад +33

      @Add Psyker it was a joke mate.....

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 4 года назад +11

      @Add Psyker same to you mate. and stay safe.

  • @Fastsnail342
    @Fastsnail342 2 года назад +280

    I'm surprised Alfred was able to walk away without his massive balls of steel stopping him from moving

  • @Isiauwuehrifi
    @Isiauwuehrifi 2 года назад +140

    “No matter what you tell yourself in the future, I want you to remember this moment- how you tortured for the greater good.” Goddamn that’s a perfect line

    • @christian2i
      @christian2i 2 года назад +5

      It's more than a line, is it.

  • @lewis213b7
    @lewis213b7 4 года назад +4273

    It’s all fun and games till Alfred pulls up to the battlefield

    • @Silentguy_78
      @Silentguy_78 4 года назад +13

      Serious sam reference?

    • @fredo9276
      @fredo9276 4 года назад +33

      Sups lucky alfred didnt pull out that shoty

    • @burnonfire9177
      @burnonfire9177 3 года назад +3

      That one was good

    • @brolybean3260
      @brolybean3260 3 года назад +9

      Luckily he was using a quarter of 1% of his power

    • @clockspacefilms3025
      @clockspacefilms3025 3 года назад +4

      I will gladly be your one thousand like lol.

  • @arthurmorgan1007
    @arthurmorgan1007 4 года назад +3289

    Harley: you aint so tough superman
    Superman: what gives you that idea
    Harley: because alfred knocked your fricken ass out!

    • @josepruitt1811
      @josepruitt1811 3 года назад +127

      You damn right!

    • @ThePaeppa
      @ThePaeppa 3 года назад +289

      Alfred: *Taps Harley on the shoulder* "Can we talk for a moment?"

    • @Grey_Shard
      @Grey_Shard 3 года назад +171

      Supes: "Uhm."
      Harley: "Oh shit. He's right behind me, isn't he?"

    • @deadshot6554
      @deadshot6554 3 года назад +71

      The fact that superman survived makes him tough

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 3 года назад +46

      @@deadshot6554 i mean. those pills are meant to put one at the same physical level as superman/martian manhunter (as the two are usually equal in strength) not above superman.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 2 года назад +88

    I love Alfred’s lack of concern at the end. Just chilling in his chair reading a book, treating a practical GOD like a disregarded annoyance….

  • @sweetpeaches6916
    @sweetpeaches6916 2 года назад +227

    “There’s nothing worth saving here” that line must’ve been one of the hardest blows Superman has ever taken. Not too long before that, Batman already called him a thug 😂😂😂

  • @Acemancello
    @Acemancello 3 года назад +243

    Imagine being the most powerful being on the planet, and then having Superman bust down your door because you hurt his feelings

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 Год назад +26

      "He had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

  • @mohammedbasith4689
    @mohammedbasith4689 3 года назад +1568

    I know we meme about it, but this is such an emotional scene. That's Alfred essentially protecting his son...He was there for him after that night in the alley, when he became Batman, his life as Bruce Wayne and he's here for him now.

    • @legobrick1356
      @legobrick1356 2 года назад +25

      Yes. At that point Bruce truly is his son. Cue Yondu's last words, because they sure as hell work with Alfred to Bruce.
      I ended up reading a Young Justice based story where The Team and members of the Justice League were reacting to MCU movies (the author hasn't even gotten to Iron Man 2 yet), and they had it that Bruce ended up taking off shortly after Stain's villainous agenda was revealed (just straight up left to go back to the manor to be alone and even avoided Alfred). He was upset because he saw just how many parallels he had with Stark, so the thought of Stark's father-figure betraying him in such a way messed with his head, and it definitely seems like the reaction would've been accurate. Alfred has always been there for him since his parents death, so to watch the story of someone whose life parallels to his own (albeit different in the finer details, but similar enough that he could truly relate to Tony) ends up getting betrayed by their father-figure would certainly strike a chord within him, and give him something to break down over. Especially when it comes to the Young Justice incarnation of Batman, since (if you ask me) his broody nature and whatnot are significantly toned down (and I mean _significantly_ ) compared to the usual.
      This is all just a testament to the bond he shares with his father-figu -no...his dad. If you ask me, Alfred is the true man behind the bat.

    • @vegetaintherain6354
      @vegetaintherain6354 2 года назад +2

      Yeah we didn’t forget

    • @apuji7555
      @apuji7555 2 года назад +2

      @@legobrick1356 That sunds really cool

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis Год назад

      @@apuji7555 legit, I didn't know I always wanted such a story to exist

    • @apuji7555
      @apuji7555 Год назад

      @@KantHandleThis I'm really hoping maybe an animated show or movie could come out of this.

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад +145

    Dad strength + old man strength + super strength
    He is the only one of the pill takers to hit so hard they destroyed their own shoes.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 года назад +22

      Don't forget ex military.
      He actually could've killed Superman, but chose mercy.

    • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
      @PsYChOtlC_ShArK Год назад +2

      @@jayjay86443 hi was the best the military could offer SAS top rated in the world for some time now

    • @SweaterSwagg
      @SweaterSwagg Год назад

      He literally broke his foot off in his ass

  • @thecrazycapmaster
    @thecrazycapmaster 2 года назад +37

    The second part of the clip, Alfred had all the energy of “go ahead, attack me and prove all of us right.” 🤣

  • @hardly__soft
    @hardly__soft 3 года назад +751

    I love how Alfred says Superman lives in fear and not even a second later he gets proven right when Superman shows up. He wants to know because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked when Batman recovers

    • @cngotham4111
      @cngotham4111 2 года назад +72

      Also shows that Alfred has zero fear. He straight up tells superman to fuck off lol.

    • @Moh-Moh
      @Moh-Moh 2 года назад

      @@cngotham4111 Man's just really said gtfo I'm tired of your bullshit

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong6703
      @senatorstevenarmstrong6703 2 года назад +21

      @@cngotham4111 Alfred just did a total power move on Superman

    • @fabiocandelori9163
      @fabiocandelori9163 2 года назад +50

      @@cngotham4111 I wouldn't say he had zero fear. Just that, unlike that superman, Alfred had actual courage, so he did what he knew was right despite his fear.

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 года назад +1

      @@fabiocandelori9163 I hate commenting shit like this, but... "This!"

  • @papolisi1393
    @papolisi1393 3 года назад +405

    Fun fact : alfred didn't want to kill superman even after what he did, proof of that is that he didn't bring his good ol' shotgun

    • @stormberry9966
      @stormberry9966 2 года назад +41

      Bro definitely had some kryptonite buckshot tucked away for special occasions though

  • @Dogofwar9
    @Dogofwar9 2 года назад +33

    “We have everything we need sir. There’s nothing worth saving here.” You know you must be worth nothing if alfred gives up on you.

  • @thepodcastwitcarlossahagun3783
    @thepodcastwitcarlossahagun3783 2 года назад +159

    The fact that Alfred still had the decency to call clerk master and Clark still being mad at the fact he isn’t afraid of him truly sad how far a hero can fall 😢😔

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 2 года назад +8

      Any being that completely beleives he can do no wrong was never a hero

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 Год назад

      @@kameronmyles2013 lol you fundamentally misunderstand the character.

  • @huemanbean111
    @huemanbean111 4 года назад +1703

    One of the best moments in comic book history.
    Legend has it Alfred didn't even take the pill.

    • @araizashraf
      @araizashraf 4 года назад +4

      actually he did

    • @dagan8659
      @dagan8659 4 года назад +23

      Bs moment.

    • @ultrainstinctbroly5608
      @ultrainstinctbroly5608 4 года назад +149

      @@araizashraf Relax and take the joke .

    • @ihateflags1
      @ihateflags1 4 года назад +5

      Its only one of the best moments in comic book history if you're a complete dumbass. All of injustice is trash.

    • @cannabossmom2192
      @cannabossmom2192 4 года назад +5

      @@ihateflags1 yeah very trash...

  • @LupusGelos
    @LupusGelos 4 года назад +1861

    Batman: Kid Me
    Alfred: My older brother
    Superman: That level in a video game i couldn't beat

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +39

      LMFAO

    • @nickerbrain
      @nickerbrain 4 года назад +81

      Did that level also show up to your house later to threaten your brother?

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +93

      @@nickerbrain After the sequel game came out yes...

    • @Gronnthabomb
      @Gronnthabomb 3 года назад +27

      Thats kinda funny, I didnt have brothers so Batman was me, and Alfred was just me a couple days/weeks later

    • @joeygamer4
      @joeygamer4 3 года назад +8

      @@AndrewAce. top tier response

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 Год назад +30

    One thing I love about Alfred is how he always cares more for others than he does himself.
    When his friends or family is threatened, he usually gets emotional or scared.
    But when his own life is threatened, he usually stares it down straight in the face.

  • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
    @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 2 года назад +54

    The amount of disrespect Alfred is giving Superman is insane. No fear and all that sass. I don’t think anyone has shown so much disrespect to Superman before while being so weak.

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 4 года назад +631

    One super-human to surpass them all.
    And that human is a butler for Wayne Manor.
    Moral of the story: don't get Alfred angry.

    • @theslayerishereboi4255
      @theslayerishereboi4255 4 года назад +7

      Chuck Baker no
      The moral of the story: Don’t hurt Batman or Alfred will one punch you

    • @maximusquezada4189
      @maximusquezada4189 3 года назад +2

      @@theslayerishereboi4255 so don’t get Alfred angry why correct it when your saying the same stuff ,’:I

    • @SrChr778
      @SrChr778 3 года назад +1

      @@theslayerishereboi4255 - Yes, and isn't that what I already said? Saying the same thing in other words doesn't make it different...

  • @mr.Herculesidrewthismyself217
    @mr.Herculesidrewthismyself217 4 года назад +3063

    I can't stop laughing also Alfred broke him physically and mentally. He reveal a weakness bigger then kryptonite

    • @araizashraf
      @araizashraf 4 года назад +12

      that was batman not alfred dumb

    • @-TheMaskedMan-
      @-TheMaskedMan- 4 года назад +80

      Araiz Ashraf wait what???

    • @NeroWalker
      @NeroWalker 4 года назад +52

      @@araizashraf you dumbass

    • @matthew1420
      @matthew1420 4 года назад +11

      @@araizashraf dummy

    • @Jack567898
      @Jack567898 4 года назад +78

      Do not be impolite, Masters, watch for your manners and treat others with respect.
      Think. What would Master Alfred do ?

  • @DMES-wp2fj
    @DMES-wp2fj 2 года назад +125

    Batman and Alfred's coversation while walking out
    Batman: "the pill worked, now we can take him on Alfred"
    Alfred reaches his pocket: "here sir you'll be needing this"
    Batman: *"wait, what?!"*

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 2 года назад +16

      Alfred : What pill?

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 2 года назад +39

    That “Clark Kent” from Alfred has some real “parents using your full name” energy.

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara Год назад +7

      And him calling "Master Kent" at the end... "Master" is an honorific for young boys (that's why he calls Bruce "Master Bruce", it's his way of calling Bruce his little boy, basically an affection thing, but here, it's used as disrespect, basically telling Clark he's acting like a child).

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 4 года назад +1189

    This shows that superman never really learned how to fight, he just relies on his strength. If someone with fighting experience (ie Alfred) were to gain his strength and fight him one on one, kal would be laid out like the chump he is

    • @lukemcgregor6969
      @lukemcgregor6969 4 года назад +102

      That was an alternate universe superman, not the main dcu superman. Like Homelander.

    • @Nam3less2U
      @Nam3less2U 3 года назад +6

      Exactly.

    • @burningfire3414
      @burningfire3414 2 года назад +20

      Superman didn't need to learn to fight

    • @hookedblades6471
      @hookedblades6471 2 года назад +104

      A version of him did become a proficient user of Kryptonian martial arts, in addition to being trained in boxing by... I wanna say Muhammad Ali? Regardless he's not supposed to be completely useless in fistfight minus powers bit he's typically portrayed that way.

    • @edwardbrown3721
      @edwardbrown3721 2 года назад +61

      @@burningfire3414 exactly the og comment's point, Alfred did know and when he got as strong as superman, it was like some rookie high schooler going up against a professional

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 3 года назад +634

    2:37 When Alfred looks at you like this ... run!
    "There is nothing worth saving here." Savage.

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 3 года назад +31

      Don’t even try to run he can outrun you just accept your fate

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 года назад +19

      @@anairconditionermother7537 At that point it's just natural selection

    • @mohamedridhasahloul9786
      @mohamedridhasahloul9786 3 года назад +4

      He is just a little slower than CAMERAMAN

    • @brainloading5543
      @brainloading5543 2 года назад +4

      @@BatCostumeGuy I'm laughing on the ground rn grabbing my ribs so they don't try to escape

    • @senounatsuru6453
      @senounatsuru6453 2 года назад +1

      It's a little deeper than being savage. Alfred tries to see the worth in everything. Everyone. Saying that superman is not worth saving means a lot.

  • @gabriellavedier9650
    @gabriellavedier9650 2 года назад +20

    That ending. The petulant implication of "I'm important! Don't you turn your back on me!" He provoked you to act outside of reason and clever consideration. He made you move. You lost, Kal-El. And with the mind of a villain you always will.

  • @AgentRndm007
    @AgentRndm007 3 года назад +36

    Just a bit of thought. Though Bruce is know for silently sneaking behind people Superman's Senses and Hearing being able to hear and count the individual flaps of a fly from a mile away make that impossible yet Alfred was still able to surprise Clark from behind without him noticing.

    • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
      @PsYChOtlC_ShArK Год назад +12

      Because it's Alfred, remember he's former SAS and superman is a power hungry "child" in this focused too much on batman

    • @dominicjherr
      @dominicjherr Год назад

      That makes sense and, under normal circumstances, be quite true. But, all these things depend on whoever the writer is. Powers will wax and wane, to fit the narrative of the storyteller. 🤷‍♂

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад

      It's not like Superman is in a perfect calm state of mind

  • @Rosales3269
    @Rosales3269 4 года назад +604

    I feel that Alfred would be prepared. Possibly with a kryptonite machine gun hidden in the ceiling.

    • @ira-jay
      @ira-jay 4 года назад +88

      honestly it makes it even more badass that he probably didn't have anything prepared

    • @wackypenguin94
      @wackypenguin94 3 года назад +70

      What's funny is, alfred has used guns, and isn't afraid to take a life to save one

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 года назад +82

      @@wackypenguin94
      “The Batman doesn’t kill. Sadly for you, I’m a Butler with a with a loaded revolver”
      -Alfred, to some thug breaking into Wayne Manor

  • @wowgaming_lul716
    @wowgaming_lul716 4 года назад +247

    Alfred: “Vibe check”

  • @leonshitkennedy183
    @leonshitkennedy183 2 года назад +9

    “You just got folded like an omelette sir”
    -Alfred pennyworth

  • @cookiesnugglez7318
    @cookiesnugglez7318 3 года назад +18

    As soon as he said Clark Kent I would be afraid, it's like when your parent says your full name, that's when you know you're in trouble

  • @tek512
    @tek512 4 года назад +218

    "Paralyzed victim saved from bully by courageous adoptive father."

  • @bleachedshadow9981
    @bleachedshadow9981 4 года назад +361

    It really wakes you up to how cowardly Superman became when he made Zasz kill Alfred

    • @GrandmasterDevo
      @GrandmasterDevo 3 года назад +135

      Like the Joker, Zsasz is a cold-blooded, unrepentant psychopath who would keep killing people no matter how many times Batman took him down. And yet Superman not only let him live but purposefully let him keep killing!? He's not only a coward but the absolute worst kind of hypocrite!!

    • @primehunter844
      @primehunter844 3 года назад +33

      @@GrandmasterDevo naa he let him kill Alfred and then kill him to teach Bruce about why he should kill his enemies and to cover his tracks.

    • @user-je7ul5dq8n
      @user-je7ul5dq8n 2 года назад +31

      @@primehunter844 and because he was scared alfred will beat the shit out of him again :)

    • @mylem6234
      @mylem6234 2 года назад

      @@user-je7ul5dq8n The same thing wouldn’t since he wouldn’t be caught off guard

    • @cngotham4111
      @cngotham4111 2 года назад

      @@primehunter844 he probably just couldn't do it himself.

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 2 года назад +71

    Alfred: "Master Kent-"
    Superman: "You don't have to call me 'Master', Alfred."
    Alfred: "Good. Let's be sure to remember that."
    -Injustice, Year 1

  • @joshuahenry2288
    @joshuahenry2288 Год назад +7

    You could tell Alfred wasn't afraid. Like not putting on a brave face or anything like that he just genuinely was not scared of Superman.

  • @surferproh2o
    @surferproh2o 3 года назад +602

    Fucking plot twist of the century: Alfred never took the pill

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 года назад +55

      Why would he? He used to be the Doom Slayer, ripping and tearing demons in hell and fighting gods on a Tuesday

    • @Wojsd
      @Wojsd 3 года назад +42

      @@knightmare3706 he didn’t want to kill Clark so maybe he took the pill to nerf himself to above Clark level

    • @eduardodias2073
      @eduardodias2073 3 года назад +6

      @@Wojsd thats i good point of view

    • @evilCODrays
      @evilCODrays 3 года назад +21

      Obviously, alfred had the raw power just to kick superman's shit in without the pill. Like man wasnt even intimidated by superman when he comes in unannounced basically begging for a rematch. Alfred simply left because he knew this fight wasnt going to challenge his true power.
      Ps for those that think I'm being serious, I'm not. We all know for a fact that superman would get his arse handed to him by alfred pill or no pill XD.

    • @evilCODrays
      @evilCODrays Год назад

      @Moshin Rafsanjani true, Alfred truly is the most underrated power houses of DC XD

  • @chaddormammu646
    @chaddormammu646 4 года назад +872

    Alfred is Badass first he beat the shit out of Superman And then When he shows up at Wayne Manor Alfred Basically says GTFO Of my house.

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 4 года назад +28

      btw, did superman kill him later? last picture is ambigous. I don't read comics

    • @corbenwong5536
      @corbenwong5536 4 года назад +21

      Highborn Superman had a serial killer murder Alfred

    • @robbyhenton8038
      @robbyhenton8038 4 года назад +51

      @@corbenwong5536 victor zsasz did
      Who is a iconic villain in batman who is normally just a cameo character.
      Hes the guy who cuts scars into him self for each murder he commits. Hes covered in em.

    • @chaddormammu646
      @chaddormammu646 4 года назад +3

      I think he does I haven’t read it yet.
      That’s still bad ass if he did though.

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg 4 года назад +3

      corbenwong I only played the game but didn’t Robin kill Zsasz before becoming Nightwing?

  • @leggedtoothpaste8562
    @leggedtoothpaste8562 2 года назад +10

    4:07 "There's nothing worth saving in here" DAMN ALFRED IS BADASS!

  • @Moon_in_Flames
    @Moon_in_Flames 3 года назад +5

    Alfred and his viltrumite stache

  • @bloodhaze101
    @bloodhaze101 4 года назад +701

    Alfred: i got your TEA RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!

  • @thedoodlingdunce1138
    @thedoodlingdunce1138 4 года назад +151

    4:10
    I swear, Alfred is roasting people left, right and center!

  • @juliansummers5983
    @juliansummers5983 2 года назад +23

    Superman: breaks batman's back
    Alfred: so you have chosen death

  • @ransfordflentjar5694
    @ransfordflentjar5694 3 года назад +6

    Morphius: Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?
    Alfred: I'm good fam.

  • @Ashraf690
    @Ashraf690 3 года назад +82

    Everyone is gangsta until Alfred call them their full name without master(name).

  • @afiqfadhli
    @afiqfadhli 4 года назад +152

    I bet Alfred's heartbeat wasnt beating fast when Superman comes to visit

    • @andrewh86sd
      @andrewh86sd 2 года назад

      *deep inhale - this motherfucker again*

  • @GurgsGrums
    @GurgsGrums 2 года назад +4

    Superman: **has no hesitation when killing**
    also Superman: “Your too dangerous, bruce”

  • @donaldjohnsonjr3450
    @donaldjohnsonjr3450 Год назад +6

    I have got to say I am very impressed with your uploads. I was born in the '60s and comic books were a great part of my life. They inspired me and most of all gave me the courage never to give up. I am grateful to you for bringing comic books back with the panel and reading them myself. Thank you

  • @transformersrevenge9
    @transformersrevenge9 3 года назад +105

    Memes aside, I find it cool how Alfred commands the respect of even the most powerful man out there. And even after he has gone mental, he still seems to respect Alfred.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 4 года назад +31

    Bruce: MY SPINE!!! Why is it always the freaking spine?!

  • @CHADCONTEXT
    @CHADCONTEXT Год назад +4

    "Still feeling the sting of the headbutt I gave you?"
    The sheer confidence and absolute balls, with not a single shred of fear. Alfred didn't hesitate to taunt Supes.

  • @azuquirtle
    @azuquirtle 2 года назад +12

    are we just going to move past the fact that alfred kicked superman so hard that his shoe turned into little shreds?

  • @thinmintthemonkey2435
    @thinmintthemonkey2435 4 года назад +255

    That headbutt. THAT HEADBUTT!

  • @blizdmiththefrostydragon9009
    @blizdmiththefrostydragon9009 4 года назад +495

    *Alfred has took away your privileges
    /set superman survival mode
    Alfred: I'm about to end this man whole career

  • @forkempty
    @forkempty Год назад +2

    Gotta love how, when Alfred kicks Superman in the face, his shoe got destroyed like you'd expect it to.

  • @vladimirhajs4106
    @vladimirhajs4106 3 года назад +8

    Superman is strong, but nothing is stronger than family.

  • @blackmanospherepresident
    @blackmanospherepresident 4 года назад +84

    Alfred walked away to punk him a second time. The power in not arguing when you know you are right.

  • @lowtech5380
    @lowtech5380 4 года назад +484

    Alfred punked Supes just like Bruce always does. The bat doesn't fall far from the tree.

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 4 года назад +20

      "Bruce always does" - lmao since when, where ? Batman fanbois always make up the dumbest shit I ever hear. Why are you so desperate to have Batman humiliate Superman ? 😂😂😂😂

    • @r.j.w7924
      @r.j.w7924 4 года назад +8

      @@lkvideos7181 Exactly! I swear Batman fanboys are just the absolute worst. Literally unbearable.

    • @lowtech5380
      @lowtech5380 4 года назад +33

      @@lkvideos7181 Batman owns Superman. You know it. Just embrace it.

    • @lowtech5380
      @lowtech5380 4 года назад +27

      @@araizashraf Duh. Supes is just an overrated boy scout.

    • @lowtech5380
      @lowtech5380 4 года назад +36

      @@r.j.w7924 Unbearable is people believing that because Supes is way overpowered that he can't be defeated by a strategist.

  • @InFrognito_Mode
    @InFrognito_Mode 3 года назад +6

    Part of me wonders what was going through Superman’s head when he realized what he had done, to whom he had done it to, he used torture on Batman. He considers Batman as a friend, a brother, and he stood shocked. I think at the time Alfred grabbed Clark’s shoulder, if could have been resolved with talking, because at that moment he was Clark, not Superman, but Clark. Maybe he was thinking about what his parents would say, would he treat them the same way, what about Lois, other members of the Justice League like Flash or Green Lantern.

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 2 года назад +17

    So two what-ifs here:
    What if Alfred has just curb stomped super man’s head off and ended the war that way?
    What if they hadn’t left and had talked to super man, could they have talked him out of being so evil later on?

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 3 года назад +206

    Superman: You get back here *RIGHT NOW ALFRED!*
    Alfred: Nah, I don't really feeeeel like it

  • @DaForgottenGentleman
    @DaForgottenGentleman 4 года назад +654

    Who thinks Alfred is simply "ONE HELL OF A BUTLER"

    • @odiwalker3973
      @odiwalker3973 4 года назад +21

      Há! I got that reference!

    • @rooban989
      @rooban989 4 года назад +3

      @@odiwalker3973 Is it a Flashpoint reference or something else?

    • @odiwalker3973
      @odiwalker3973 4 года назад +12

      @@rooban989 It's a reference to an anime called Black Butler, it's on Netflix

    • @rooban989
      @rooban989 4 года назад +2

      @@odiwalker3973 Ohh

    • @yuzuki2385
      @yuzuki2385 4 года назад +4

      Black Butler fans chill

  • @A_itsar
    @A_itsar 2 года назад +5

    Alfred has military training and Clark has no training, so even without the surprise attack Alfred could easily beat his ass

  • @edwardboss
    @edwardboss 2 года назад +4

    Alfred is such a gigachad

  • @whatif6660
    @whatif6660 4 года назад +40

    Alfred: would you like me to serve dinner sir?
    Batman: please Alfred. What is it?
    Alfred: an alligator that was tenderized thoroughly by me while it was still alive

  • @NeoShot
    @NeoShot 4 года назад +108

    "Batman's dad defends him from Superman."

  • @bigboss9337
    @bigboss9337 2 года назад +4

    Everyone gangsta until Alfred calls you by your full name. When that happens, I bet even Darkseid would tell Superman to run

    • @Moviehermit1839
      @Moviehermit1839 Год назад

      So are we supposed to call you a comedian now? Or what?

  • @sfowler1991
    @sfowler1991 2 года назад +7

    This is why no one ever messes with Alfred

  • @lifenane1624
    @lifenane1624 4 года назад +73

    Plot twist, it was actually Alfred trained Bruce to become Batman.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 2 года назад +7

      Didn’t he actually learn how to fight from alfred?

    • @Crttyt67
      @Crttyt67 2 года назад +6

      @@mftripz8445 in some continuities

  • @Potato_n_Tomato
    @Potato_n_Tomato 4 года назад +812

    Superman so scared of Alfred after getting beat up and roasted hard he had to send Zsasz to kill him.

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 3 года назад +147

      But then the unkillable Alfred came back alive from the dead.

    • @kenkaneki9176
      @kenkaneki9176 3 года назад +8

      But it wasn't Superman's regime that sent Zsasz, he went after Alfred on his own.

    • @goatking150
      @goatking150 3 года назад +24

      @@kenkaneki9176 it was superman that sent zsasz the regime knew nothing about it

    • @emmanuelojurongbe758
      @emmanuelojurongbe758 2 года назад +6

      @@goatking150 this is all Wonder woman and Joker's fault for why Superman's so messed up
      Joker's fault for planting a bomb in Lois is heart
      Wonder woman's fault for manipulating Superman

    • @goatking150
      @goatking150 2 года назад +1

      @@emmanuelojurongbe758 I'm never said anything about who's at fault for everything I was just correcting ken kaneki about how it was superman that sent him

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners 2 года назад +8

    This was truly one of the best moments I've ever read in a comic.

  • @E.K939
    @E.K939 2 года назад +5

    Alfred be like: "You don't touch my son you stupid oaf"