Omg sameeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂. We even made up random facts so that our urdu teacher spent the whole lesson lecturing us and talking about random things, and then explained us the work when only 10 minutes for left for the lesson to end. She sometimes even took other teachers' lesson sometimes without even realising, being to absorbed in the lecture 😂😂😂
@@haneenjawed lmao once exams were near and the teacher was helping us by telling us the questions which have more chance of coming in the exam and everyone was shouting and wasn't listening to her XD me and only few kids wrote them
Oh gosh, im glad that i grew up with english videos on youtube now, i got good english because i watch videos whom languages are english, heck. Even a foreigner from united kingdom who migrated to indonesia said my english is good! Not flexing or anything, just wasting my time typing this while its 1:37AM
I'm a muslim but dont go to a muslim school but I remember in primary assembly: Teacher: good morning everybody Students: good morning mrs smiiiiith good morning everybodeeeyyeyee
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@adeelm9028 What you've got to understand is that God is just. If you went and damaged a store full of merchandise, that business would lose thousands of dollars. Justice requires that the business be recompensed for lost money. If the judge in the case simply said "you know what, I'm not going to sentence you. I forgive you of your debt" that may be merciful, but it is unjust - - - because the damages to the store have not been paid for. But, if someone comes in and offers to pay the damages themselves on behalf of the guilty party, then the judge is in his right to accept this. Perfect justice occurs - because the damages are paid for/the business is recompensed; and perfect mercy occurs - the guilty party is forgiven. Similarly, God is just and takes transgression VERY seriously, so he punishes every sin. If he left sins/crimes unpunished... He would be unjust. But He loved us enough to pay that punishment Himself at the cross so that you and I can be forgiven if we turn towards Him in faith - perfect mercy while still fulfilling perfect justice. All have sinned, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ, my Lord.
I can relate 😂😂 To be honest i never say good morning when the teacher enters i just pretend to say. it annoys me when my classmates be like GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM like forever 😂😃
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
*1 Samuel 15:3* *Now go and attack the Amalekites and completely destroy everything they have. Do not spare them. Kill men and women, infants and nursing babies'*
@@mvagustav3654 Muhairiz said “I entered the mosque and saw Abu Sa’id Al Khudri . I sat with him and asked about withdrawing the penis (while having intercourse). Abu Sa’id said We went out with the Apostle of Allaah(ﷺ) on the expedition to Banu Al Mustaliq and took some Arab women captive and we desired the women for we were suffering from the absence of our wives and we wanted ransom, so we intended to withdraw the penis (while having intercourse with the slave women). But we asked ourselves “can we draw the penis when the Apostle of Allaah(ﷺ) is among us before asking him about it? So we asked him about it. He said “it does not matter if you do not do it, for very soul that is to be born up to the Day of Resurrection will be born.” That's Sunan Abu Dawud 2172, a Sahih hadith. Muhummad explicitly allowed his followers to, took the most beautiful captives to his own tent, and encouraged the RAPE of female captives - (Sunan Abu Dawud 2172 [SAHIH], Sunan an-Nasa'i 3411 [SAHIH], Surah 23:5-6, 70:29-30) Don't trust your eternal salvation to a rapist
@@Noname-kp7cs This is EXACTLY why it's incredibly unwise to read what your Islamic leaders tell you, and why you should actually read the Bible for yourself. The Sabbath was a law under the MOSAIC Covenant, given to the Jews at Mount Sinai. Following Jesus' mission on Earth, believers are under the NEW Covenant which supersedes the old. This is BASIC Christianity. Yet you didn't know it. Please stop taking what your Islamic leaders tell you at face value, especially since their claims are easily disproven. Abu Harb b. Abu al-Aswad reported on the authority of his father that Abu Musa al-Ash'ari sent for the reciters of Basra. They came to him and they were three hundred in number. They recited the Qur'an and he said: You are the best among the inhabitants of Basra, for you are the reciters among them. So continue to recite it. (But bear in mind) that your reciting for a long time may not harden your hearts as were hardened the hearts of those before you. We used to recite a surah which resembled in length and severity to (Surah) Bara'at. I have, however, forgotten it with the exception of this which I remember out of it:" If there were two valleys full of riches, for the son of Adam, he would long for a third valley, and nothing would fill the stomach of the son of Adam but dust." And we used so recite a surah which resembled one of the surahs of Musabbihat, and I have forgotten it, but remember (this much) out of it:" Oh people who believe, why do you say that which you do not practise" (lxi 2.) and" that is recorded in your necks as a witness (against you) and you would be asked about it on the Day of Resurrection" (xvii. 13). Sahih Muslim 1050. 2 whole Surahs forgotten and even the part that was remembered about Adam ISN'T IN today's Qur'an Imperfect preservation. Nothing changes that
Our English class starts like: Teacher: Asalam Alaikum Us: Wa Alaiiiiiiikum Asalaaam wa rahmathu Alaaaahi wa BarakaaathuH. Teacher: How are you all today? Us: Fiiiiiiiiine Thannnnk yooooooou. Hoooow aaaare yoooou? Teacher: Fine thank you, sit down. Us: *scrape tables and chairs* Teacher: .... today's lesson is- Us: *adjusts even more* Takes about 5 mins off our class
OMG no disrespect .... this is one of the most annoying tones, and volume I've heard.i usually enjoy your chanting, but this was on a whole different level lm
@@J_Honor_ we're reminiscing school. Of course the pitch in the video isn't like how we actually say it in real time in class. But the synchronicity and the chronology of the video is quite accurate...if not extremely accurate.
As a guy who spent 12 years in an Islamic school, this is scarily accurate XD. We kinda toned it down by the time we’re in middle school, but man that slow melodic way of saying Salaam just brings back a lot of memories.
Hahahaha idk what happen with my teacher in the exam days, if we greet her like that we always get a good score👍😭 so thats why we always greet her like that everyday😭😭
@@littleidiotka Relatable. And now we have about 1 hour left because we normally have a chat for one bell (evertimes the bell rings its been 30 minutes) and the class took about 1 hour and 30 minutes.
@@piyushpoddar5491 what are you saying. They teach us to be a nice human being. But I was saying that they won't us scientific and technical knowledge. If they won't teach us, how they will teach to make bomb. If we need to make bomb. First of all we need knowledge.
@@muzammilahmed8799 may be in your country it's not like that...In our country madrassas ( most) operate solely for political reasons and are a hub for terrorist activities....In the name of Allah young innocent children are brainwashed...So I can comment on what I see ..
I was in indian convent school and We used to say" Goooooooood Moooooring Maaaasasaaaam" with a beautiful rhythm, and surprisingly we never got bored of it.
I went to Catholic school and remember vaguely that we used to do something like this every morning. Then every lunch and dinner time we did a prayer which looking back was sang in such a monotonous way, similarly to this video lmao. I think it went "thank you Lord for the world do sweet, thank you Lord for the food we eat, thank you Lord for the birds that song, thank you Lord for everything, aaaaamennn" 😂
Catholic school is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. I don't mean you are dumb i just meant that a catholic school is dumb that something like this exists makes me angry
@@umutileri2261 forcing people into a Religion and that by the government? And they all say that it is dumb that the governments in the middle east are so islamic but they are not a little bit better and the US is way to religious
@@kingghidorah5213 well i mean no one is forcing you to be a catholic christian in america i think. you can just decide to not study at a catholic church. Middle easterns might not have the leisure but americans sure do.
It doesnt have to do with the video tho oh yeah wanna join in the army to free palestine lets go dont just comment saying free palestine israel dont give a shit about your comment and you being narcistist Im muslim my self and hate people just saying free palestine on social media and not go and join the military to fight israely cmon muslim brother dont just say free palestine online go in the war and shout free palestine in there
Malaysia same The teacher = Assalamualaikum class Student = wa a lai kum Mus salam waroh matullah hi wabarakatuh The teacher = are you singing like a kid, One more time
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 Yesus is our prophet, we love him too... But he is not God, please respect our choice. Your argument just make me sick and want to puke because its everywhere, because its disrespectful
@@rindhirad I preached the gospel? How does the glorious gospel of God make you want to puke everywhere? Do you hate him. If there's anything that I can encourage you in it is this: Don't believe everything your Islamic leaders tell you Jesus claimed to be God, received worship reserved for God, and was called God by others while affirming they were right MULTIPLE TIMES John 20:27-29 - Then He said to Thomas, “Reach here with your finger, and see My hands; and reach here your hand and put it into My side; and do not be unbelieving, but believing.” Thomas answered and said to Him, “MY LORD AND MY GOD!” Jesus said to him, “Because you have seen Me, have you believed? Blessed are they who did not see, and yet believed.” Mark 2:27-28 - Jesus said to them, “The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. So the Son of Man IS LORD even of the Sabbath.” (We know Yahweh (Old Testament title for God) is the Lord of the Sabbath; Jesus calls Himself Yahweh) John 1:1-2; 14 - In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word WAS GOD. He was in the beginning with God... 14 And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth. John 5:18 - For this reason therefore the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because He not only was breaking the Sabbath, but also was calling God His own Father, making Himself EQUAL WITH GOD. John 10:30 - “I and the Father ARE ONE.” (Jesus said that He and God are one... Please don't ignore this) John 14:8-9 - Philip said to Him, “Lord, show us the Father, and it is enough for us.” Jesus said to him, “Have I been so long with you, and yet you have not come to know Me, Philip? HE WHO HAS SEEN ME HAS SEEN THE FATHER; how can you say, ‘Show us the Father’? Isaiah 9:6 - For a child will be born to us, a son will be given to us; And the government will rest on His shoulders; And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, MIGHTY GOD, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. (You see, even the Old Testament prophesied that the Messiah was God). Who is the ‘I AM’? It is God’s revealed name in the Old Testament book of Exodus: Exodus 3:14 - God said to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM”; and He said, “Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, ‘I AM has sent me to you.’” John 8:58 - Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I AM.” 1) He identifies himself with the name of God. 2) He doesn’t say I was, but I am. So he was pre-existent before Abraham and has not changed his Godly essence since then. Who is the ‘First and the Last’? Isaiah 44:6 Thus says the LORD, the King of Israel and his Redeemer, the LORD of hosts: “I am the FIRST AND I AM THE LAST; BESIDES ME THERE IS NO GOD.” Revelation 1:17-18 When I saw him (Jesus), I fell at his feet as though dead. But he laid his right hand on me, saying, “Fear not, I AM THE FIRST AND THE LAST, and the living one. I died, and behold I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades. Who is allowed worship? Deuteronomy 6:13 - You shall fear only the Lord your God; and you shall WORSHIP HIM AND SWEAR BY HIS NAME. Matthew 28:9 - And behold, Jesus met them and greeted them. And they came up and took hold of His feet and WORSHIPED Him. Matthew 14:33 - And those who were in the boat WORSHIPED HIM, saying, “You are certainly God’s Son!” Luke 24:50-52 - And He led them out as far as Bethany, and He lifted up His hands and blessed them. While He was blessing them, He parted from them and was carried up into heaven. And they, after WORSHIPING Him, returned to Jerusalem with great joy Who did John the Baptist prepare the way for? Matthew 3:1-3 - Now in those days John the Baptist came, preaching in the wilderness of Judea, saying, “Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.” For this is the one referred to by Isaiah the prophet when he said, “The voice of one crying in the wilderness, ‘Make ready the way of THE LORD, Make His paths straight!’” - John had prepared the way for Jesus, THE LORD (which is the title applied to God in the Old Testament)
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 MJ, Im telling this to u in all due respect As u have written in ur comment that Jesus (pbuh) takes away all ur sins Allah does in the same way. In fact there's this story Once there was a man who was very very very sinful. but in his heart he wanted to change. So ge went to a religious Muslim person and asked will god forgive me after alll this. The man said no. Bcs of the regret he immediately killed that man and that made a total of 100 murders. After a while he went to another religious person and asked will god forgive me after all bad i have done? The man said yes he surely will but u have to leave this town bcs it isn't good for repentance So the bad man left this town to go to another town in order to repent But in the middle of the journey he passed away So the angles of mercy and angles of hell came down They were both arguing wheather he shd go to hell or heaven . allah sent another angle done. The other angle told the two other angles . If he is closer to the town in which he did sins he will go to hell. id he is closer to the town in which he will go and repent he will be in heaven. In Fact he was closer to the town in which he did sins . BUT.... Allah shrinked the Earth so that he will be closer to the town in which he was going to repent . See Allah's mercy upon his servents😊
@@sarahalmaas665 Allah does not remove sins in the same way; he just ignores them. Your god just leaves certain sin unpunished. He simply sweeps it under the rug for Muslims whenever he feels like it, if they repent. So your god is unjust because he leaves sin (which at its core is crimes against God) unpunished - unjust and therefore imperfect. The true God is just and takes transgression VERY seriously, so he punishes every sin. But he loved us enough to take that punishment on Himself at the cross so that you and I can be forgiven if we turn towards Him in faith - but you HAVE to turn to Him as Lord and Saviour.
@@michaal105 Also if I ask u who is God , U wil say Jesus If I ask u who is Jesus then u will say Son Of god Then WHO is god Can u please clarify this with some of ur stories please
It was a very bad habit of mine that even in front of a strict teacher, I could not stop laughing at my friends absurd things even after caught by teacher🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is accurate 🤣 that's how all the students reply to teacher when they enter room and say "Assalamualaikum" (Peace be upon you).... But it is very refreshing too❤️😂😻
Lol I'm not a Muslim, but I went to a catholic school before, and every time the teachers says good morning we always reply with "Good morning Madame, Good morning classmates" then the teacher would say back "praise be Jesus and Mary" then we'll say back "Now and Forever" then we can't sit until the teachers would ask "You may take a sit"😂
@Ag Agios I am muslim I don't agree with her belief in Jesus as God or sin of god but I respect the right she has to belief in what she wants insulting her religion is wrong and I would like you to apologize to our sister May good bless be upon you all
HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO RELATE. I live in Indonesia and in the state school, most students are Muslim. So before every single lesson, they say "walaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh" and they in purpose make it long just for fun hahaha
@@byblispersephone2.094 Actually In Indonesia, based on the constitution, all citizens are obliged to be religious, but they are free to follow any religion. So in all schools (state and private) there must be religious lessons. all state schools themselves facilitate the religious needs of every student, regardless of their religion. Although the system's like this, the tolerances among the students and teachers actually so high. I myself a Christian, and has attanded state school for 5 years now, in a Muslim majority environment and already lived 14 years in a Muslim majority community, but it's actually so peaceful. Even the conservative one are very kind to me. For the greetings itself, "assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh" literally means "peace and bless from the God be with you". And the greetings usually followed by "good morning" or "good afternoon". And it's not obligatory too for non-muslim students to say it. It's not much a big deal, and all things seem fair enough hahaha 😀😀
Oh, and one more thing. Although majority of Indonesians is Muslim, some of other area have different major religion too. In Bali Province for example, the majority is Hindu. In Eastern Indonesia and the centre of the North Sumatera province, the majority is Christian. And in city like Singkawang, some area have Buddhist majority. So this greetings not obliged to say in every state school. We in fact are so diverse hahaha
Same as my school when arabic lesson has started, my teacher said : كيف حالكم ؟ and the student answered with the same rhytm even we're in grade 8, yeaa it sound like an kindergarten kids, lol😂
My teacher: Good morning everyone My class: *chatter* My teacher: GOOD MOOORNIINGG My class: *silence* My teacher: I'm not going to do anything before I get a respons. My class: ok cool then we don't have to study *continues to chat about random things* (it's not a religious school, it's just a normal swedish public highschool)
Lol i experienced something similar when a teacher asked how to solve a question,.. and I also thought the same but sadly, someone did answer those questions
Masyallah.. I really missed school so much🤣 I remember how me and my fellow classmates would fought over who recite salam the loudest in kindergarten🤣❤️
People can’t understand why legends do it…. 😂😂😂😂…. It is used to be our important tool in our school days that’s because we can change the mood of teachers 😭😭😂😂and waste time…
Lmao my teacher got annoyed bc my class always did it in a loooong time like we could spend 10 seconds just to say waalaikumsalam warrahmahtullahi wabarakatuh so he said "no need to be that long, y'all make me sleepy with that voice tone" 😂😂
I am from Pakistan and when I was in middle school whenever teacher enters in class we all standup and began to sing like : Assaallammoooaalliikkuummmm teacherrr..have a naiice day teacheeerr. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Then teacher says "Walikum salam students now sit down"and again we were Thhhaaannkkyyyoouu teeacchheerr😂😂😂😂 Our teachers were very annoyed by us😂😂
Its the same here with me in school in Pakistan. Our teacher calls us 'sleeping beauties' after answering the salam and makes us practice to say it quicker lol😂
Same with Christian school here in Indonesia except they used "Good Morning, Maaaam!!/Siiiir!!" probably due to Islamic influence and culture in Indonesia for Greetings, so many school here used that kind of Greetings too.
The way "Assalamualaikum warohmatullahi wabarokatuh" being said has same note around the globe.... in indonesia the students also answered with same note and tone....
Our greeting used to extend to "-good morning teacher, we love you teacher. I love all of the United Arab Emirates. It is the year of tolerance ( in 2019 )" In Arabic ofc 😂😂
Well I grew up in the U.A.E. and we had compulsory arabic classes starting from kindergarten & we greeted our Arabic teachers this way even though our school wasn't a religious school ....
Omg yessss and when some ppl know that we school at Islamic School, they will say like "oh my this person is going to be an ustazah / ustadz in the future" like :')
Loool.
We wished our teachers like that too but we did it more slowly so that we can waste few seconds of the period. 😂😂
What😂😁
Ya we find other ways we're the the smart but unlucky class
Omg sameeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂. We even made up random facts so that our urdu teacher spent the whole lesson lecturing us and talking about random things, and then explained us the work when only 10 minutes for left for the lesson to end. She sometimes even took other teachers' lesson sometimes without even realising, being to absorbed in the lecture 😂😂😂
@@haneenjawed lmao once exams were near and the teacher was helping us by telling us the questions which have more chance of coming in the exam and everyone was shouting and wasn't listening to her XD me and only few kids wrote them
We recite surah Al Fatiha after salam so we can waste seconds
In Malaysia the students greet like that too but the teacher then say " Dont u guys eat yet because u sounds weak. Again, Assalamualaikum!!! "
Ye betul tho
HAHAHA EVERYTIME MAN
Kao dari negeri mana?
@@hhfbko kedah
Haha. Sekolah ak dulu kitorang yg bagi salam. Tak sangka ada skolah yg cikgu bg salam dulu. Mantap
I thought this was just in my coutry... It is international Mashallah 😂😂😂
@@michaal105 Allah forgives all those mistakes that are made unintentionally
@@shabnumhamid4239 you have wilfully sinned/done wrong in your life Shabnum. And your sin remains.
But it can be taken away
@@michaal105 yes I have done sins and you have also
@@shabnumhamid4239 Exactly. And we both need a saviour. His name is Jesus Christ.
@@shabnumhamid4239 me too, may Allah forgives us 🥰
In egypt , after that happens ,
Teacher: "sit down"
Students: " SHOOOOKRAAAAN YAAA MEEEESTAAAAAR"
XD
Are there any muslim in egypt army? Sisi is still living..
@@raikage8822
wdym?
@@raikage8822 I didn't understood
😹😭😹😭😹We in Sudan when teacher say "sit down"
Students : Shoooran gazilaaaan gazaaak Allah khairaaan wa ehsaaaaan 😂😭
Indonesian when english teacher asking "how are you?" be like:
I'm fine thank you, and yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Every damn time,man🗿
Damn🗿
Ah shit seem like its whole asia
Our education system is absolutely fucked
Oh gosh, im glad that i grew up with english videos on youtube now, i got good english because i watch videos whom languages are english, heck. Even a foreigner from united kingdom who migrated to indonesia said my english is good! Not flexing or anything, just wasting my time typing this while its 1:37AM
I'm a muslim but dont go to a muslim school but I remember in primary assembly:
Teacher: good morning everybody
Students: good morning mrs smiiiiith good morning everybodeeeyyeyee
Haha!! Me too remember that lol!!
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 im Christian but i think this is not perfect video to comment that i respect that you care about us ❤️❤️❤️
@@michaal105 So God murdered his son, as we were likely to sin, to forgive us? There seems to be more logical and loving approaches than that
@@adeelm9028 What you've got to understand is that God is just.
If you went and damaged a store full of merchandise, that business would lose thousands of dollars. Justice requires that the business be recompensed for lost money. If the judge in the case simply said "you know what, I'm not going to sentence you. I forgive you of your debt" that may be merciful, but it is unjust - - - because the damages to the store have not been paid for.
But, if someone comes in and offers to pay the damages themselves on behalf of the guilty party, then the judge is in his right to accept this. Perfect justice occurs - because the damages are paid for/the business is recompensed; and perfect mercy occurs - the guilty party is forgiven.
Similarly, God is just and takes transgression VERY seriously, so he punishes every sin. If he left sins/crimes unpunished... He would be unjust. But He loved us enough to pay that punishment Himself at the cross so that you and I can be forgiven if we turn towards Him in faith - perfect mercy while still fulfilling perfect justice.
All have sinned, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ, my Lord.
In my class:
Teacher: good morning everyone.
Us: Gooooooooooood
Mooooooorning maaaam
🤣🤣
Edit: Mom im FAMOUS
I can relate 😂😂
To be honest i never say good morning when the teacher enters i just pretend to say. it annoys me when my classmates be like GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM like forever 😂😃
Students in Nepal :
*Guuuuuuuuuuud Maaoooorning Saaaar*
Tecahers : 👁👄👁 ok sit down
Boys : Thankyoooo Sir
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 wtf
@@football4ever712 It's the gospel of Jesus Christ
Actually as an arab. That not even the end of it, it goes on and on and on.
Lol so ture.
Really? Whats the rest ?🤣
@@YusufAli-gh8er ahhh we say after that '' hayaki Allah ya ms (then the name of the teacher )''
@@SaraAli-or4ir wow didn't know that but thanks man 🙏
As an uzbek the same 😆 assalamu alaykum wa rohmatullohi wa barokatuh ahlan wa sahlan marhamari kum...
I laughed more than I should have!
*1 Samuel 15:3*
*Now go and attack the Amalekites and completely destroy everything they have. Do not spare them. Kill men and women, infants and nursing babies'*
@@mvagustav3654 where is that written?
@@leenshammout2284 1 Sam uel
@@mvagustav3654 Muhairiz said “I entered the mosque and saw Abu Sa’id Al Khudri . I sat with him and asked about withdrawing the penis (while having intercourse). Abu Sa’id said We went out with the Apostle of Allaah(ﷺ) on the expedition to Banu Al Mustaliq and took some Arab women captive and we desired the women for we were suffering from the absence of our wives and we wanted ransom, so we intended to withdraw the penis (while having intercourse with the slave women). But we asked ourselves “can we draw the penis when the Apostle of Allaah(ﷺ) is among us before asking him about it? So we asked him about it. He said “it does not matter if you do not do it, for very soul that is to be born up to the Day of Resurrection will be born.”
That's Sunan Abu Dawud 2172, a Sahih hadith. Muhummad explicitly allowed his followers to, took the most beautiful captives to his own tent, and encouraged the RAPE of female captives - (Sunan Abu Dawud 2172 [SAHIH], Sunan an-Nasa'i 3411 [SAHIH], Surah 23:5-6, 70:29-30)
Don't trust your eternal salvation to a rapist
@@Noname-kp7cs This is EXACTLY why it's incredibly unwise to read what your Islamic leaders tell you, and why you should actually read the Bible for yourself.
The Sabbath was a law under the MOSAIC Covenant, given to the Jews at Mount Sinai. Following Jesus' mission on Earth, believers are under the NEW Covenant which supersedes the old. This is BASIC Christianity. Yet you didn't know it. Please stop taking what your Islamic leaders tell you at face value, especially since their claims are easily disproven.
Abu Harb b. Abu al-Aswad reported on the authority of his father that Abu Musa al-Ash'ari sent for the reciters of Basra. They came to him and they were three hundred in number. They recited the Qur'an and he said:
You are the best among the inhabitants of Basra, for you are the reciters among them. So continue to recite it. (But bear in mind) that your reciting for a long time may not harden your hearts as were hardened the hearts of those before you. We used to recite a surah which resembled in length and severity to (Surah) Bara'at. I have, however, forgotten it with the exception of this which I remember out of it:" If there were two valleys full of riches, for the son of Adam, he would long for a third valley, and nothing would fill the stomach of the son of Adam but dust." And we used so recite a surah which resembled one of the surahs of Musabbihat, and I have forgotten it, but remember (this much) out of it:" Oh people who believe, why do you say that which you do not practise" (lxi 2.) and" that is recorded in your necks as a witness (against you) and you would be asked about it on the Day of Resurrection" (xvii. 13).
Sahih Muslim 1050. 2 whole Surahs forgotten and even the part that was remembered about Adam ISN'T IN today's Qur'an
Imperfect preservation. Nothing changes that
We would also always follow it with "How are you today" in the same tone and rhythm
Our English class starts like:
Teacher: Asalam Alaikum
Us: Wa Alaiiiiiiikum Asalaaam wa rahmathu Alaaaahi wa BarakaaathuH.
Teacher: How are you all today?
Us: Fiiiiiiiiine Thannnnk yooooooou. Hoooow aaaare yoooou?
Teacher: Fine thank you, sit down.
Us: *scrape tables and chairs*
Teacher: .... today's lesson is-
Us: *adjusts even more*
Takes about 5 mins off our class
OMG no disrespect .... this is one of the most annoying tones, and volume I've heard.i usually enjoy your chanting, but this was on a whole different level lm
@@J_Honor_ it's cool, I mean you dont have to like it just cause we do.
@@ms.fandoms811 😂
@@J_Honor_ we're reminiscing school. Of course the pitch in the video isn't like how we actually say it in real time in class. But the synchronicity and the chronology of the video is quite accurate...if not extremely accurate.
As a guy who spent 12 years in an Islamic school, this is scarily accurate XD. We kinda toned it down by the time we’re in middle school, but man that slow melodic way of saying Salaam just brings back a lot of memories.
I believe you are from Singapore 🇸🇬.. correct me if I'm wrong hehe
@@muhdyasierazmee637 Haha close, but you're off by about a hundred kilometer to the north. 🇮🇩
@@14112ido haha ooh! Cos in my country I was from Islamic school as well and spent 12 years there; primary, secondary and pre-university
@@14112idothey have islamic schools in singapore?
We say : assalam o alaikum teacher have a nice day. You are looking very beautiful today (when we have a test) 😂
😂😂😂😂 and he say wacalaykusi salam and know all books of maths in the table😂😂
@@user-py8ii6li6b can you please at least spell it right its Walaikumusalam.
@@Muhammad_A.S bruv that their spelling like my country and another country (Malaysia) when say Amin spell like this
Hahahaha idk what happen with my teacher in the exam days, if we greet her like that we always get a good score👍😭 so thats why we always greet her like that everyday😭😭
@@MierIkyy you can spell it like that too and also ameen
Looool was not expecting this much accuracy 💀😭
I really thought this only happened in Malaysia. I guess it is an international thing then 😂😂
Lol, then chat with the teacher and ask questions to waste more time🤣
In Pakistan
Students also do the same thing!
It happens in every school I go in the Philippines...
@@littleidiotka Relatable. And now we have about 1 hour left because we normally have a chat for one bell (evertimes the bell rings its been 30 minutes) and the class took about 1 hour and 30 minutes.
@@adamharith782 yea, then someone call teacher and waste another 5 minutes
Man I love our Islamic school teaching system and how they set value of the teachers .
No they teach bomb making in scientific way only....
@@piyushpoddar5491 Thats probably something you do, since your the only one discussing it.
@Beardo I agree with you, we will get some life.
@@piyushpoddar5491 what are you saying. They teach us to be a nice human being. But I was saying that they won't us scientific and technical knowledge. If they won't teach us, how they will teach to make bomb. If we need to make bomb. First of all we need knowledge.
@@muzammilahmed8799 may be in your country it's not like that...In our country madrassas ( most) operate solely for political reasons and are a hub for terrorist activities....In the name of Allah young innocent children are brainwashed...So I can comment on what I see ..
I was in indian convent school and We used to say" Goooooooood Moooooring Maaaasasaaaam" with a beautiful rhythm, and surprisingly we never got bored of it.
I have my sound off and still knew what was going on 😂
😂😂
I went to Catholic school and remember vaguely that we used to do something like this every morning. Then every lunch and dinner time we did a prayer which looking back was sang in such a monotonous way, similarly to this video lmao. I think it went "thank you Lord for the world do sweet, thank you Lord for the food we eat, thank you Lord for the birds that song, thank you Lord for everything, aaaaamennn"
😂
Lol same 😂
Catholic school is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. I don't mean you are dumb i just meant that a catholic school is dumb that something like this exists makes me angry
@@kingghidorah5213 why?
@@umutileri2261 forcing people into a Religion and that by the government? And they all say that it is dumb that the governments in the middle east are so islamic but they are not a little bit better and the US is way to religious
@@kingghidorah5213 well i mean no one is forcing you to be a catholic christian in america i think. you can just decide to not study at a catholic church. Middle easterns might not have the leisure but americans sure do.
I go to a private islamic school i swear this is all i hear the first 15 seconds of every class period i have
And also after period too😂
Me and my class keep it running for approx 5 mins
@@ms.fandoms811 5 minutes?!? Gahd dayum😂😂😂
@@tehtarik4326 5 whole mins. It consists of looooooooong replies, constant interruptions, and all that ish. #WastingTime
Sorry you have to go through that. They brainwash you in private religious schools.
I guess it's in all schools
For us it was "goooooooood mooooorrrnnninnngg maaaaaam!"
omg so accurate LOOOOOL
Free palestine🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
It doesnt have to do with the video tho oh yeah wanna join in the army to free palestine lets go dont just comment saying free palestine israel dont give a shit about your comment and you being narcistist
Im muslim my self and hate people just saying free palestine on social media and not go and join the military to fight israely cmon muslim brother dont just say free palestine online go in the war and shout free palestine in there
@@cheems2992 lol
if u wanna free palestine, then go and overthrow hamas regime who suppress palestinians for decades, your welcome
Malaysia same
The teacher = Assalamualaikum class
Student = wa a lai kum Mus salam waroh matullah hi wabarakatuh
The teacher = are you singing like a kid, One more time
my class
Teacher : hi
Teachers pet : HI
the class :
ME : SILENTLY LAUGHS
Haha!! :)
Shaytan
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
teachers pet: hi
This is the highlight of my day. Thank you 😂
You’ve got me and my cousins laughing so hard - #RELATABLE 😂😂😂
Yes it got me so bad since this is how my elementary years went by 😂😎
She’s mocking our face crypto Jew she is
and the teacher asks us to salam again bc we sounded like we hadn't had breakfast
Why this is so relatable? I cant stop my laugh 😂
The longer and merrier it takes for the student to answer the salam, the better 😂
I used to go to an Islamic school every sunday mornings and this is waay too accurate
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 i respect all regions but to be honestly jesus is not god he was messenger from allah
@@michaal105 why your comments is everywhere?
@@michaal105 Yesus is our prophet, we love him too... But he is not God, please respect our choice. Your argument just make me sick and want to puke because its everywhere, because its disrespectful
@@rindhirad I preached the gospel? How does the glorious gospel of God make you want to puke everywhere? Do you hate him.
If there's anything that I can encourage you in it is this: Don't believe everything your Islamic leaders tell you
Jesus claimed to be God, received worship reserved for God, and was called God by others while affirming they were right MULTIPLE TIMES
John 20:27-29 - Then He said to Thomas, “Reach here with your finger, and see My hands; and reach here your hand and put it into My side; and do not be unbelieving, but believing.” Thomas answered and said to Him, “MY LORD AND MY GOD!” Jesus said to him, “Because you have seen Me, have you believed? Blessed are they who did not see, and yet believed.”
Mark 2:27-28 - Jesus said to them, “The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. So the Son of Man IS LORD even of the Sabbath.” (We know Yahweh (Old Testament title for God) is the Lord of the Sabbath; Jesus calls Himself Yahweh)
John 1:1-2; 14 - In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word WAS GOD. He was in the beginning with God... 14 And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth.
John 5:18 - For this reason therefore the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because He not only was breaking the Sabbath, but also was calling God His own Father, making Himself EQUAL WITH GOD.
John 10:30 - “I and the Father ARE ONE.” (Jesus said that He and God are one... Please don't ignore this)
John 14:8-9 - Philip said to Him, “Lord, show us the Father, and it is enough for us.” Jesus said to him, “Have I been so long with you, and yet you have not come to know Me, Philip? HE WHO HAS SEEN ME HAS SEEN THE FATHER; how can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?
Isaiah 9:6 - For a child will be born to us, a son will be given to us; And the government will rest on His shoulders; And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, MIGHTY GOD, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. (You see, even the Old Testament prophesied that the Messiah was God).
Who is the ‘I AM’?
It is God’s revealed name in the Old Testament book of Exodus:
Exodus 3:14 - God said to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM”; and He said, “Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, ‘I AM has sent me to you.’”
John 8:58 - Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I AM.”
1) He identifies himself with the name of God.
2) He doesn’t say I was, but I am. So he was pre-existent before Abraham and has not changed his Godly essence since then.
Who is the ‘First and the Last’?
Isaiah 44:6 Thus says the LORD, the King of Israel and his Redeemer, the LORD of hosts: “I am the FIRST AND I AM THE LAST; BESIDES ME THERE IS NO GOD.”
Revelation 1:17-18 When I saw him (Jesus), I fell at his feet as though dead. But he laid his right hand on me, saying, “Fear not, I AM THE FIRST AND THE LAST, and the living one. I died, and behold I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades.
Who is allowed worship?
Deuteronomy 6:13 - You shall fear only the Lord your God; and you shall WORSHIP HIM AND SWEAR BY HIS NAME.
Matthew 28:9 - And behold, Jesus met them and greeted them. And they came up and took hold of His feet and WORSHIPED Him.
Matthew 14:33 - And those who were in the boat WORSHIPED HIM, saying, “You are certainly God’s Son!”
Luke 24:50-52 - And He led them out as far as Bethany, and He lifted up His hands and blessed them. While He was blessing them, He parted from them and was carried up into heaven. And they, after WORSHIPING Him, returned to Jerusalem with great joy
Who did John the Baptist prepare the way for?
Matthew 3:1-3 - Now in those days John the Baptist came, preaching in the wilderness of Judea, saying, “Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.” For this is the one referred to by Isaiah the prophet when he said,
“The voice of one crying in the wilderness, ‘Make ready the way of THE LORD, Make His paths straight!’”
- John had prepared the way for Jesus, THE LORD (which is the title applied to God in the Old Testament)
I study in an Islamic school so for a second I remembered that moment
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
My school is closed
Inshallah it would open next year.
Are you good enough for The Almighty to let you into heaven?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness - Jesus us coming back. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@michaal105 MJ, Im telling this to u in all due respect
As u have written in ur comment that Jesus (pbuh) takes away all ur sins Allah does in the same way. In fact there's this story
Once there was a man who was very very very sinful. but in his heart he wanted to change. So ge went to a religious Muslim person and asked will god forgive me after alll this. The man said no. Bcs of the regret he immediately killed that man and that made a total of 100 murders.
After a while he went to another religious person and asked will god forgive me after all bad i have done? The man said yes he surely will but u have to leave this town bcs it isn't good for repentance
So the bad man left this town to go to another town in order to repent
But in the middle of the journey he passed away
So the angles of mercy and angles of hell came down
They were both arguing wheather he shd go to hell or heaven . allah sent another angle done. The other angle told the two other angles . If he is closer to the town in which he did sins he will go to hell. id he is closer to the town in which he will go and repent he will be in heaven. In Fact he was closer to the town in which he did sins . BUT.... Allah shrinked the Earth so that he will be closer to the town in which he was going to repent .
See Allah's mercy upon his servents😊
@@sarahalmaas665 Allah does not remove sins in the same way; he just ignores them.
Your god just leaves certain sin unpunished. He simply sweeps it under the rug for Muslims whenever he feels like it, if they repent. So your god is unjust because he leaves sin (which at its core is crimes against God) unpunished - unjust and therefore imperfect. The true God is just and takes transgression VERY seriously, so he punishes every sin. But he loved us enough to take that punishment on Himself at the cross so that you and I can be forgiven if we turn towards Him in faith - but you HAVE to turn to Him as Lord and Saviour.
@@michaal105 My dear brother or sister
Who told u this
And do u know more about Islam or do I
I was just telling u that we have a very merciful god .
@@michaal105 Also if I ask u who is God , U wil say Jesus
If I ask u who is Jesus then u will say Son Of god
Then WHO is god
Can u please clarify this with some of ur stories please
It was a very bad habit of mine that even in front of a strict teacher, I could not stop laughing at my friends absurd things even after caught by teacher🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!!
@@maqboolusman2914 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
This is accurate 🤣 that's how all the students reply to teacher when they enter room and say "Assalamualaikum" (Peace be upon you).... But it is very refreshing too❤️😂😻
We always used to do this in my school lol. One time a Sikh visitor walked and we still did it 😭😭😭
Bruh-
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There is always that one student who lags half a syllable behind everyone or extends the last syllable a bit longer than everyone else at the end.
Lol I'm not a Muslim, but I went to a catholic school before, and every time the teachers says good morning we always reply with "Good morning Madame, Good morning classmates" then the teacher would say back "praise be Jesus and Mary" then we'll say back "Now and Forever" then we can't sit until the teachers would ask "You may take a sit"😂
Yeah in India we have such schools run by Christians and I can relate 😂
@Ag Agios I am muslim
I don't agree with her belief in Jesus as God or sin of god but I respect the right she has to belief in what she wants
insulting her religion is wrong and I would like you to apologize to our sister
May good bless be upon you all
This reminds me of Catholic primary school where:
Teacher: Good morning everyone!
Us: gud MOhhhhning miss SOMEone god. bless YOU
"kok lemes AYO LAGI ASSALAMUALIKUM!!!!!!" iya deh
I went to Islamic study classes In the evening but Yh I remember it bein like this lol
HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO RELATE. I live in Indonesia and in the state school, most students are Muslim. So before every single lesson, they say "walaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh" and they in purpose make it long just for fun hahaha
Hmm why do they make state schools religious like that? Seems unfair to those who don’t follow that religion
@@byblispersephone2.094 Actually In Indonesia, based on the constitution, all citizens are obliged to be religious, but they are free to follow any religion. So in all schools (state and private) there must be religious lessons. all state schools themselves facilitate the religious needs of every student, regardless of their religion. Although the system's like this, the tolerances among the students and teachers actually so high. I myself a Christian, and has attanded state school for 5 years now, in a Muslim majority environment and already lived 14 years in a Muslim majority community, but it's actually so peaceful. Even the conservative one are very kind to me. For the greetings itself, "assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh" literally means "peace and bless from the God be with you". And the greetings usually followed by "good morning" or "good afternoon". And it's not obligatory too for non-muslim students to say it. It's not much a big deal, and all things seem fair enough hahaha 😀😀
Oh, and one more thing. Although majority of Indonesians is Muslim, some of other area have different major religion too. In Bali Province for example, the majority is Hindu. In Eastern Indonesia and the centre of the North Sumatera province, the majority is Christian. And in city like Singkawang, some area have Buddhist majority. So this greetings not obliged to say in every state school. We in fact are so diverse hahaha
It's my class during our Music period
*"BLESS THE LORD OH MY SOUL"*
Amen. It's good to praise the true Lord Jesus Christ
@@michaal105 and so is Muhammad and the other prophets and god. Listen, let us practice our religion in peace can u?
@@Noname-kp7cs bruh
@@Noname-kp7cs Owning slaves!
Exodus 21:20, Leviticus 25:44. So moral to beat and own slaves wow! God is sooo moral and good!!!!
How accurate is this aahh I miss my madrassa days🤣🤣
What?
What?
Definitely brainwashed
@@mmafreak3987 eeeh what you mean🙂🙂
I went to a catholic school in an Arab country and we still said it lmao
Nice hehe i went to a roman catholic school too!! Lol!! Those songs of praise lol!! Didnt know wether to join in or not 😆
As a person whom graduated once from islamic school, this is really true. Every class, everyday.
This is creepy man, really brainwashing
We say Goooooooooood Mornnnnningggg Teeeecher Aaaand Assalaaam o Alaikum 😂😂😂😂
That was so good! Brought back Memories 😂😂😂😂
bruh why is the monobrow so accurate D:
Same as my school when arabic lesson has started, my teacher said : كيف حالكم ؟ and the student answered with the same rhytm even we're in grade 8, yeaa it sound like an kindergarten kids, lol😂
Did not expect the accuracy 😂
My son and I are laughing our heads off! 😂😂
"Heads off"
@@Sergei_kv82 are they ok?🤭
That’s so true but we say “waalaikumu salam Warahma tulahi wabarakatu... ahlan bikum fee madrasatina”
Hey Indonesian here, and I can confirm people here do this but only on the last few letters
My teacher: Good morning everyone
My class: *chatter*
My teacher: GOOD MOOORNIINGG
My class: *silence*
My teacher: I'm not going to do anything before I get a respons.
My class: ok cool then we don't have to study *continues to chat about random things*
(it's not a religious school, it's just a normal swedish public highschool)
Lol i experienced something similar when a teacher asked how to solve a question,.. and I also thought the same but sadly, someone did answer those questions
Mashallah basically my life with Arabic/Islamic teachers 😂😂😂😂
Masyallah.. I really missed school so much🤣 I remember how me and my fellow classmates would fought over who recite salam the loudest in kindergarten🤣❤️
I can confirm this is so true
From malaysia🇲🇾✨
My whole childhood 🤣🤣🤣
People can’t understand why legends do it…. 😂😂😂😂…. It is used to be our important tool in our school days that’s because we can change the mood of teachers 😭😭😂😂and waste time…
I love it!!! Allah bless us and be with us always. Insha’Allah
Lmao my teacher got annoyed bc my class always did it in a loooong time like we could spend 10 seconds just to say waalaikumsalam warrahmahtullahi wabarakatuh so he said "no need to be that long, y'all make me sleepy with that voice tone" 😂😂
Omg sooooo accurate!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me and my classmates every morning
This has the same energy of a filipino school going
“GOOOOOOODD MORRNING MAAM (INSERT NAME) ITSSSSS NICEEEE TO MEEEET YOUUUU”
As a muslim i can relate to this
I am from Pakistan and when I was in middle school whenever teacher enters in class we all standup and began to sing like : Assaallammoooaalliikkuummmm teacherrr..have a naiice day teacheeerr. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Then teacher says "Walikum salam students now sit down"and again we were Thhhaaannkkyyyoouu teeacchheerr😂😂😂😂
Our teachers were very annoyed by us😂😂
LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to ask you what's your opinion about the taleban
Its the same here with me in school in Pakistan. Our teacher calls us 'sleeping beauties' after answering the salam and makes us practice to say it quicker lol😂
I mute this and can still hear the exact sound
everybody gangsta still the uztaza tells you to say the prayer and you start to stutter.
Explosive atmosphere
Haha 😑
@@no_commentary_gamer212 lol
@@aucunrespect9598 nah like you're really funny 😶
@@no_commentary_gamer212 he’s fucking hilarious because you don’t deserve pity walking tnt
@@aucunrespect9598 who asked for you to laugh?
OMG 🤣 so accurate! 👌🏽
Great!!😅Someone says that this voice is annoying, but I watched it more than 10 times for some reason))
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭 takes me back to those days
And tr will say that why you guys are wishing like KG students😂
The suicide bombing teacher.. right lads I'm only going to show you this once
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that's funny
Suicide is one of the worst sins in islam .
Clearly ur not a smart guy
Same with Christian school here in Indonesia except they used "Good Morning, Maaaam!!/Siiiir!!" probably due to Islamic influence and culture in Indonesia for Greetings, so many school here used that kind of Greetings too.
The way "Assalamualaikum warohmatullahi wabarokatuh" being said has same note around the globe.... in indonesia the students also answered with same note and tone....
With the Talibans now in control of Afghanistan, girls we'll sadly be treated like shit again 😔. Starting by not attending school
No Sergio. Say no bobadas please. Thank you.
Allahu akbar 💣
Funny totally laughed dude😑
Our greeting used to extend to "-good morning teacher, we love you teacher. I love all of the United Arab Emirates. It is the year of tolerance ( in 2019 )"
In Arabic ofc 😂😂
So it's like a cult?
Yes
@@ssachdeva31 so it is a cult lmao
@@nathrob2437 yes it's a desert cult started by a pedophile
@@ssachdeva31 yep
@@ssachdeva31 your bloodline is a waste.
Totally relatable 😂😂
Nah
Its only take one second to say : walykom al salam w rahmat allah w barakatoh
Teacher : gd mrng
We : goooooooooooooooooD morningggggggggggggg
Well I grew up in the U.A.E. and we had compulsory arabic classes starting from kindergarten & we greeted our Arabic teachers this way even though our school wasn't a religious school ....
Happiness is temporary but trying to stretch the Salam to waste a few extra minutes of the class is permanent
FRRR OMG WHEN ITS MY EXAMSSSS HE TEACHER SAYS SALAAM AND ITS QUITE AWKWARD 😊😛😭
Lmfao this reminded me of my childhood
So true! 😂
Lol I thought it only happens in Pakistan.
Btw usually students are the ones to say Assalam-u-Alaikum first & the teacher answers here.
Us:Assalamualaikum
Teacher: Walaikumusslam
I'm not in Muslim school, or Muslim myself, but because I'm from majority muslim country this is an everyday situation for me 😂
My English teacher just walks in and says "Oi u Dangus be quite and pull out ur Inspector Calls book" 😭
In my class they added Ya ustathia alfadhil with the same long tone it meant “O’ my creditable teacher” lol just to make it even longer
And theres that one teacher that makes you do a full duah after salam lol
Lol this is so true.. sometimes the teacher would tell us to repeat the salam because they would thats not the right way to greet.
Its all fun and games until one of the students shout *ALLAU AKBAR!*
Why all the students remind me of the song kendrick lamar -humble . He used the same editing .🤗😂
Omg yessss and when some ppl know that we school at Islamic School, they will say like "oh my this person is going to be an ustazah / ustadz in the future" like :')
So true, even my BM teacher/cikgu tells us to say it faster to not waste any time😂
True, my ustaz is always like "you dont have to make it so long"