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@@Salutethesun2 My apologies, I do in fact mean “Jschlatt” or “Schlatt”. Unfortunately, “he” has haunted my brain for a while now, with “his voice” being the only internal dialogue I can hear. I don’t know how to stop it. Please give me tips if you can.
5:49 A double chest can store a total of 3,456 items, or 54 stacks of items. There are at least 15 double chests in that small house, and assuming that all of them are filled to the brim with torches, that Creeper explosion caused 51,840 torches to load into the world. That amount of item entities will certainly cause what we saw play out.
1:30 Foxy in help wanted is like a weeping angle. Incase for those that don't know what a weeping angle is it's a stone statue that moves when your not looking at it
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there coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hehe hoho to the funny farm where life is beautiful all time time and ill be happy to see those nice young men with there clean white coats there coming to take me away
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I _know_ he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. The one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! NEVER! I just...I just couldn't prove it. He coverd his tracks, he got that idiot, at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This..this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. You think a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He DEFECATED, through a SUNROOF! And I saved him! God, I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change, he'll NEVER change, ever since he was _nine._ ALWAYS the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. _But not our Jimmy. Couldn't be_ PRECIOUS JIMMY! Stealing them blind! And _he_ gets to be lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance. You have to stop him- you... h-have to...
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0:32: i genuinely thought it was gonna be something gross and hisoka-like (bc u usually get jokes like that on these things) But instead i burst out laughing 😂
@@Acable35as a person who owns multiple butterfly knives, I can confirm that at the time of making this comment, the commenter was in the early stages of balisong flipping, where one wishes to mention/show off that they own a balisong at any opportunity. This is the stage shortly before the much classier "flipping in public silently to get others attention and possibly a greeting or two" stage
Chapter 1: the beginning 14 billion years ago, it was pitch black, no stars, no planets, no black holes, no galaxies, no nebulas, no elements, no matter, there was only 1 thing, and that thing was god himself. And so, 13.8 billion years ago, he lifted his hand and said "let there be light" and his fingers snapped creating the big bang, and in the events of the beginning, the first atom(hydrogen), the first nebula which makes the first star, and the first planet. The universe was chaotic, Quasars blasting gamma ray bursts towards every nearby star, supermassive stars kept exploding, planets and asteroids smash into each other, it was getting calmer and calmer each time, that a particular system named "The Solar System" started forming 7 billion years ago. Chapter 2: Formation of Earth The sun forms inside the Oort nebula which makes it very isolated and perfect for life to form. 5 billion years ago, the first planet(Jupiter) forms as well as the other 9 planets, there was mercury, venus, earth, theia, mars, jupiter, saturn, 5th giant, uranus, and neptune. 4 billion years ago, the 5th giant was ejected by unknown causes, and God found the Solar system and decided to give it the first life. Before life was created, another accident happens when theia and earth collided, which caused a rain of asteroids, god filled the asteroids with water and one was filled with a special matter Chapter 3: The start of Life As such, the asteroid landed safely into the water, the special matter was exposed to the water, and it duplicates, this is the beginning of the first living creature. Warping ahead 600 million years ago, the first multicellular life forms(sea sponge), this marked the beginning of a new era, and the first vertebrate creatures were fish-like creatures which also made the first brain and the first organs, the first bones. The cambrian explosion triggered mass biodiversity of creatures, because it was the start of life, it was rare for 2 or more creatures to be related to each other. Chapter 4: land of the dinosaurs out of all creatures, the tiktaalik was one of the first vertebrates to walk on land, this vertebrate is the future to every lizard, every bird, and every mammal. the megachirella, was one of the first reptiles to evolve, until eventually, the permian extinction caused most of the reptiles to go extinct, a few species survived, mostly dinosaurs, one reptile was covered in fur all over, almost making them a mammal. This particular reptile evolves into a mouse-like creature, which was the first mammal, these mice evolved to survive against dinosaurs, untill the cretaceous-paleogene extinction killed most of the dinosaurs, these mice survived the extinction. Chapter 5: Path to Human Life And then, God visited the earth another time, mammals were thriving, birds were flying, and the forest was diverse, God made is own oasis of paradise called Garden of Eden, he made the first man(Adam), and he made the first woman(Eve), they were given 2 trees one of the snakes were possessed by the demon, the snake told eve to eat the apple, and then Eve shared the apple with Adam. As God knew this, he gave them their own clothes and he told them to leave the paradise Chapter 6: The Start of an Era There were getting more people, but they were more violent than today, so god chooses the least sinful person(Noah) and so Noah built an Ark, he put every living animal, he put his own family and everything important. A disaster happened(Genesis Flood) and it was one of the biggest floods of history, a few days later, the flood stopped and they landed in modern day Türkiye, People were more peaceful than ever, thanks to noah. Chapter 7: The beginning of a miracle All the way in Bethlehem was the begotten son of god, he was later raised in Nazareth, where he will bring miracles to his homeland(Israel). He fed 5000 people with bread and fish, he sent demons to a herd of pigs, he cured a blind person by taking him in the lake, he healed the leper, and he was titled the king of Israel. One day, the romans came to Israel and they found Jesus Christ himself, he was later punished by the romans and he goes to his last supper and turned the water into wine, the romans mocked him being a king by making a crown of thorns, they made him carry a heavy cross, he was later impaled to the cross, sacrificing himself, he was sent into the tomn. When the romans came back, the tomb was empty, they saw jesus standing outside, with holes on his hands, the romans found out he was the son of god, then The Christian Church was built as the start of history. The End i guess..
RUclips has decided to break my description links so the download to all of my memes can be found in the top channel of my discord here discord.gg/AE2Q7yMUKF
It's fixed now, but still join the discord!!!
i was about to ask why the link didn't work, thanks bro
WTF did I just watch
@@NickBeverage ok
I'm part of the shadow wizard money gang
Yo, what is the song name of the song that you use at the end?
the fact that this guy actually shares a link to the memes he used in the Google Drive is fucking awesome.
Thanks bro.
😅
even the music too that guy if amazing
ABSOLUTE LEGEND!
underrated comment
I got myself the clock meme, and I regret nothing, because this CLOCK IS NIC-
5:51 man straight up achieved rage beyond what even the gods could comprehend
@@White-qc6hgyou don’t?
@@TheEldestSoulDrinkergotta keep the overworld lit man
I think his PC was lit on fire by the excessive amount of torches dropped
@@electr0cute170 i couldnt tell
@@kuzu228 k
8:26 Man, Jschlatt really does sound like that. It's scary, but also quite beautiful. Makes me shed a tear.
its scary because its exactly what it would sound like if he actually went to sing it
That is if he actually knew korean lol
@@szandorthe13th fr though
Who is jschlatt? Do you mean "jschlatt"?
@@Salutethesun2 My apologies, I do in fact mean “Jschlatt” or “Schlatt”. Unfortunately, “he” has haunted my brain for a while now, with “his voice” being the only internal dialogue I can hear. I don’t know how to stop it. Please give me tips if you can.
Isn't that the ai schlatt cover though?
13:12 as a true Pokemon fan I'm not surprised that bidoof escaped the masterball
I was surprised he didn't break out sooner
It’s the perfect Bidoof
Touch the Bidoof.
bro is the chosen one 💀
This prison, to hold... ME?
5:49
A double chest can store a total of 3,456 items, or 54 stacks of items. There are at least 15 double chests in that small house, and assuming that all of them are filled to the brim with torches, that Creeper explosion caused 51,840 torches to load into the world. That amount of item entities will certainly cause what we saw play out.
legend says luigi is still not making the jump to this day
He was…..decapitated bro….
Corny ass comment
@@GeminiRandom56he has 2 more lives
You wanna know from what it is ?
Channel: Polygon Donut
It was from like a mcdonald toy episode
6:05 ok can we talk about how many torches that guy has
He was on a mission
He is afraid of the dark
I know I saw a comment on one of those meme videos. Apparently, he had around 1034 torches,
Not enough
@@User-vc4hy i agree
8:12 They had us in the first half ngl
Your profile picture is incredibly democratic if I do say so myself.
I get it, it’s a battle droid😂
I wanted to see it
@@Bass_Reaper_WHAT??
This is legitimately the best meme comp I’ve seen on the internet and I’ve seen a lot of meme comps- insane work dude
8:28 Memes aside it's scary how much the song actually sounds like Jschlatt
11:31 that cat had devious intentions in those evil eyes
The cat immediately chose violence
I hope his soul rests in peace
what was the name of the song in the next meme?
That cat has the soul of a tortured Victorian child in it. (Jk all Himalayans are like that)
6:46 better pray to saul
*Holy Saul Goodman theme*
It's that one freaking Doug Doug video 🤣
💀💀💀
Better Pray Saul
@@peaklister8428thats Saul GODman
14:03 the end made me absolutely burst out laughing, the slow motion and sudden cut-off ending makes it too hilarious
11:22 that man was scared out of his mind
What’s the song for the squidward
@@Destroy3r0late but it's everlong by foo fighters
@@ThePikaPlayer cheers mate
@@Destroy3r0 npnp
15:42 When you finally get the courage to do a backflip but time acceleration is active
15:32 is a villain origin story.
😢
Where men cry, and also where the humiliator was born.
The saddest thing then vin diesles death
It actually makes me really sad. He seemed so happy, and I really hope he didn't get made fun of
From superman to lex luthor
0:46 this was one of the first memes I put in my meme folder, glad to see it here
It's funny.
ULTRAKILL!
Everlong playing while Squidward dies brutally is my new favorite thing.
Same ❤
Usually it's In the Air Tonight
9:50 his first mistake was going to New York.
New Yorkers have such bad anger problems
that cat at the ending was the best part ngl
FINALLY A MEME COMP THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY YOU ARE DOING GOD'S WORK MY DUDE!
God's work: 6:58
@@kuanyeechu5785 lmao
fr tho
So true
@@kuanyeechu5785💀💀
1:54 my man's the real life shaggy!
Song name?
MR PUZZLES!
You gotta give him da dam Scooby snacks
or is he afton?
2:15 don’t forget honorable mention
Ado-
1:03 me when someone telling me something:
I immediately smiled when I saw that an EmKay video was one of the first memes
2:54 I was laughing my ass off at this lol
Thst toy
9:50 my anger issues cant take this💀
same
my anger issues can take this honestly
holy shit sans undertale
Lady can't take a joke XD
@@ahmfawaQ1 xd
12:31 i like to think that every TF2 character that tries to grab sasha sees this
9:07 its not just a phase MOM
4:49 bro regretted it immediately
2:01 we shall not disrespect stampy...
Stampy has nothing to do with dream like it couldn’t be more wrong 💀
@@noobmaster6843he's saying that Stampy was the og Minecraft guy where as dream is the new Minecraft guy
And dream thinks he’s one of the OG ones somehow
@@noobmaster6843I think it's the faking things
@@scrp6638No....not really.
10:22 - 10:46 three memes with straight up banger songs in a row
I know the Mario edit one is Nightwork, but what‘s the one right after if you know it? :0
@@The_1HP_Medicdid you find it?
@@elvis5384 Mmhm :) It‘s called: The Last Soul Down by NBSPLV! Happy listening, Elvis! ♥️
The lost soul down slowed and reverbed
Shazamed it just for you fam
@@elvis5384 Aww!! I already found it but that‘s so sweet of you
Thanks for actually giving a google doc with the memes. You just earned a sub
6:52 okay im GOING TO HELL!
SAVE ME A SEAT GOD!
IM GOING THERE!
good god i shouldnt be laughing this hard!
The number of deers smashing through glass windows is honestly impressive.
what did that deer have against that man?
fggh🤤🤤🤤
@@101k_with_no_videoYou don't know?
@@UrianErreErre nu
My homies name is through glass windows
6:20 I thought the thumbnail was a cover yourself in oil reference
Same here.
Same
Same
Same here
OIL? WE GOI NG BAKC TO THE MID EATS BOYS! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
11:04 this fills me with an unnecessarily large sense of joy
Why?
So real
“Still adding butter to this day.”
The “chicken, *boom*” caught me off guard
0:57 accuracy at its finest right there
what's the song name here?
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 scout tf2 saying “say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead”
7:25 I already knew as soon as it was night shift only
5:56 every minecraft arg ever:
Damn
Tryna play java on a potato:
why was it recorded on a potato
and that excessive amount of torches
0:46 bro knows how to parry
He should annihilate that bullet of ball which is it. Just like do some wombo tripple combo and get SSS
4:05 it’s a bird it’s a plane it’s link but demoman!
Its demolink!
3:47 It’s cause he got so many holes
8:17 I can't eat popcorn but pray for that kid😞
Are allergic to the stuff in it
:(
Or tonsil removal surgery
Rip popcorn 😔
6:54 bro got Holy beats
Remember: Anakin Skywalker has the youngling slayer 3000
Some people say that man is still adding butter to this day
5:18 i like the way he included a meme that makes no sense if you don't know fnaf lore
yeah lol😂
But thats the thing, every internet user to ever exist knows FNAF lore by heart
who the fuck doesnt know that?
maybe go on the internet more knucklehead
4:11 she just wanted some damn ice cream;(
She died a few days later.
6:41 Thats why you cant play with luigi
R u sure about that😏
8:37 as a fellow root beer enjoyer, this was a very traumatic moment for me, and for I regret watching this video.
Why is the root beer falling in the void?
Traumatic events happens on that date and I don’t wish to go through it again
Why the root beer? 😢😢😢
This may very well be the single greatest meme comp i've ever seen
Me, who is shitting and is in extreme pain:
“ You like jellybeans “ - Arthur Morgan 1899
yes arthur. i like jellybeans
I also like Jellybeans. Can I have some?
"Dutch!"
9:52 blud acting like hes her son 💀
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💀chain
5:34 *”Hello mr freeman I had millions of racist and offensive messages you sended to our administrators.
WHAT THE FU-!”*
Pov discord
no way an actually good meme comp
5:31 watching this already raised my cholesterol levels
4:16 when you forget how to woof
0:15 As a Viva La Vida fan, I can confirm this is accurate.
7:45 That"s my homie right there💯💯
Lol
Dollar store freddy fazebear
1:30
Foxy in help wanted is like a weeping angle. Incase for those that don't know what a weeping angle is it's a stone statue that moves when your not looking at it
"Didn't rain enough" is wild 😭🙏
10:06 we all gotta agree this meme made us on the floor
not me i was stone faced 💀
@@KoopalingMayhemwell its your opinion
I was watching it on the floor but I didn’t laugh
3:55 where is everyone going, bingo?
The donut store is doing a 90% sale
Dirty
4:54 Why did I laugh EXACTLY AT THIS ONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME 💀
I swear if I play one more damn Rope Swing level...
Bro thank you so much now I can use this for the videos I’m making I love you bro ❤
Gotta love hearing Damien less than 10 seconds in
11:23 plot twist, he’s allergic to cats.
1:24 “keep your eye on foxy” foxy gone guy “well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…”
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there coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hehe hoho to the funny farm where life is beautiful all time time and ill be happy to see those nice young men with there clean white coats there coming to take me away
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This shit SUCKSSSS!1!1!!1!
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I _know_ he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. The one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! NEVER! I just...I just couldn't prove it. He coverd his tracks, he got that idiot, at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This..this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. You think a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He DEFECATED, through a SUNROOF! And I saved him! God, I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change, he'll NEVER change, ever since he was _nine._ ALWAYS the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. _But not our Jimmy. Couldn't be_ PRECIOUS JIMMY! Stealing them blind! And _he_ gets to be lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance. You have to stop him- you... h-have to...
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Bro spiderman bulking from home
This man is amazing for giving every one the google drive, and shall be respected
0:32 goes hard
5:32 *E X O T I C B U T T E R S*
It was after a fnaf meme too 😂😂
Peepeepoopoo fnaf meme
really appreciate that i am actually able to download the damn memes from the video 👍
FR bro this guy is the best on the internet!
Praise the Monolith.
@@ziondesertranger All hail!
@@ziondesertranger sorry, i mean
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
@@LeBeaBae lt ok let go wash your hands
Jevil: ROUX, WHAT HAPPEND???
“I’m spongebob” NAWWWW💀
Man, the shaggy dancing to breackcore was pretty funny, more with it really synchronizing so damn well.
I was the man behind the slater👏👏
9:56 blud thought she was his mom💀
also, as someone who lives within like 100 miles of NYC, the stereotypes are 100% true
The pure joy I felt upon seeing a new rc memes video 🎉
are you even real
i felt fear (or maybe arousal im not sure)
5:51 Bro screamed so loud, his mic broke 💀
5:08 My brain trying to find a non-cringe memory
Edit: how did this comment blow up...
Plot twist all of them are cringe
@@Natsumi-ty4vi True lol
Trying to find the guy who asked:
@@MrTorivity lol
@@MrTorivitybruh that meme died before it was even funny
12:11 FINALLY, I CAN KRILL MYSELF
Not so shrimple anymore
We only have until 2024 boys, let's gooooooo! 🎉🎉🕺🎉🎉🔥🔥😈😈😈😈😈😈
0:32: i genuinely thought it was gonna be something gross and hisoka-like (bc u usually get jokes like that on these things)
But instead i burst out laughing 😂
9:16 I loved how you use the witch theme from l4d2
0:46 As a huge Ultrakill fan, this made me laugh so hard in the middle of the night i woke up my brother
I felt the pain at 6:34
AAAAAHAHAHHHHHDJDIMXHRUSNZNRUSJNSYnsjs by suemsk
Same 💀
Dude I clenched my butterfly knife
@@Acable35as a person who owns multiple butterfly knives, I can confirm that at the time of making this comment, the commenter was in the early stages of balisong flipping, where one wishes to mention/show off that they own a balisong at any opportunity. This is the stage shortly before the much classier "flipping in public silently to get others attention and possibly a greeting or two" stage
@@bullet_outsmarter_5000the spy has breached our defenses
3:14 I like it how bro just runs
9:40 bad piggies theme song starts playing
D:
Happy weels
That song is from castle crashers not bad piggies not happy weeks it's from castle crashers
Bro thanks God
Lovin all the Ultrakill content, keep it up
5:55 bro why does he need so many torches💀💀💀
0:38 did not expect that
I 100% did
0:38 They forgot the clones
@@-Owmenok
@@Maybe-silly oh my goodness
10:25 do any of you find gentlemen know the name of this song
0:10 glad emkay is starting to end up in meme
Damien W
Source of the clip?
i honestly wasnt expecting an emkay clip in this video, havent seen them in a while
EmKay IS the meme
Chapter 1: the beginning
14 billion years ago, it was pitch black, no stars, no planets, no black holes, no galaxies, no nebulas, no elements, no matter, there was only 1 thing, and that thing was god himself. And so, 13.8 billion years ago, he lifted his hand and said "let there be light" and his fingers snapped creating the big bang, and in the events of the beginning, the first atom(hydrogen), the first nebula which makes the first star, and the first planet. The universe was chaotic, Quasars blasting gamma ray bursts towards every nearby star, supermassive stars kept exploding, planets and asteroids smash into each other, it was getting calmer and calmer each time, that a particular system named "The Solar System" started forming 7 billion years ago.
Chapter 2: Formation of Earth
The sun forms inside the Oort nebula which makes it very isolated and perfect for life to form. 5 billion years ago, the first planet(Jupiter) forms as well as the other 9 planets,
there was mercury, venus, earth, theia, mars, jupiter, saturn, 5th giant, uranus, and neptune. 4 billion years ago, the 5th giant was ejected by unknown causes, and God found the Solar system and decided to give it the first life. Before life was created, another accident happens when theia and earth collided, which caused a rain of asteroids, god filled the asteroids with water and one was filled with a special matter
Chapter 3: The start of Life
As such, the asteroid landed safely into the water, the special matter was exposed to the water, and it duplicates, this is the beginning of the first living creature. Warping ahead 600 million years ago, the first multicellular life forms(sea sponge), this marked the beginning of a new era, and the first vertebrate creatures were fish-like creatures which also made the first brain and the first organs, the first bones. The cambrian explosion triggered mass biodiversity of creatures, because it was the start of life, it was rare for 2 or more creatures to be related to each other.
Chapter 4: land of the dinosaurs
out of all creatures, the tiktaalik was one of the first vertebrates to walk on land, this vertebrate is the future to every lizard, every bird, and every mammal. the megachirella, was one of the first reptiles to evolve, until eventually, the permian extinction caused most of the reptiles to go extinct, a few species survived, mostly dinosaurs, one reptile was covered in fur all over, almost making them a mammal. This particular reptile evolves into a mouse-like creature, which was the first mammal, these mice evolved to survive against dinosaurs, untill the cretaceous-paleogene extinction killed most of the dinosaurs, these mice survived the extinction.
Chapter 5: Path to Human Life
And then, God visited the earth another time, mammals were thriving, birds were flying, and the forest was diverse, God made is own oasis of paradise called Garden of Eden, he made the first man(Adam), and he made the first woman(Eve),
they were given 2 trees
one of the snakes were possessed by the demon, the snake told eve to eat the apple, and then Eve shared the apple with Adam. As God knew this, he gave them their own clothes and he told them to leave the paradise
Chapter 6: The Start of an Era
There were getting more people, but they were more violent than today, so god chooses the least sinful person(Noah) and so Noah built an Ark, he put every living animal, he put his own family and everything important. A disaster happened(Genesis Flood) and it was one of the biggest floods of history, a few days later, the flood stopped and they landed in modern day Türkiye, People were more peaceful than ever, thanks to noah.
Chapter 7: The beginning of a miracle
All the way in Bethlehem was the begotten son of god, he was later raised in Nazareth, where he will bring miracles to his homeland(Israel). He fed 5000 people with bread and fish, he sent demons to a herd of pigs, he cured a blind person by taking him in the lake, he healed the leper, and he was titled the king of Israel. One day, the romans came to Israel and they found Jesus Christ himself, he was later punished by the romans and he goes to his last supper and turned the water into wine, the romans mocked him being a king by making a crown of thorns, they made him carry a heavy cross, he was later impaled to the cross, sacrificing himself, he was sent into the tomn. When the romans came back, the tomb was empty, they saw jesus standing outside, with holes on his hands, the romans found out he was the son of god, then The Christian Church was built as the start of history.
The End i guess..
3:20 aww hell nah he’s everywhere 💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:16 my cuteness sensors went FUCKIN CRAZY
I actually got a chill up my spine when he scraped his toe