how to make pasta 1) you HAVE to wear pajamas; it’s required 2) fill a BIG pot of water to boil 3) (protip) add salt to make it boil faster 4) chop up some bb orange 2matoes 5) add in your pasta once water is a boil 6) strain that bad boy (only for men) 7) add Alfredo sauce to the pot 8) whisper in the spinach’s ear as youre shoving then in the pot 9) add the tomatoes in le pot 10) turn to high (but don’t get high) 11) add the cheeese (not too much) 12) DONT LET IT BURN 13) add the pasta into the sauce and mix (that’s what good pussy sounds like) 14) only women can add pepper 15) serve and enjoy your sexist pasta but you HAVE to eat it while watching some type of show hope this helped!
Conan I once saw you at a UCLA volleyball game and I was sitting literally like two rows behind you and I was going to say hi when the match ended but you left early when I was in the bathroom and it’s my greatest regret in life not saying hi to you sooner and meeting a person as pure as you are...ANYWAYS, keep living your amazing life
Omg! What a coincidence, that’s honestly awesome that you guys were at the same exact place at the same time on the same day in the same year just two rows away from each other 😅🙈🙊
Omg same I thought it was gonna be one of those fails (I just spelled fails fales lmao I wonder how I got an A in English) where it’s like eeeEeeEEEE but it was SO CLEAN AND PURE THIS MAN
ik this was posted like 2 years ago, but i've just stumbled on your youtube channel at a really hard time in my life, and as scary as things are for me right now, just the feeling of safety that your videos give is so comforting. Theres something about you that makes me feel so safe and comforted, that i'll get through this. You'll never see this, but I want to thank you. Thankyou for giving me a soft comfort in your old videos, thankyou for just being you. I've never met you, but ik you have a beautiful heart, and a beautiful soul. ily bro, Much love - A random stranger from Australia
Also, pro tip, if you keep some of the pasta water, you can add a little bit of it into your sauce to make it more flowy/saucy and not a clump. Works really well. Would recommend.
Margaret!? is that. you! you batch! u forgot the, cakes!?! on Sunday!! freck you, Margaret. by the, way, i told Sharol about your cakes on Friday as. well!
Ok ok but the bad almond milk just gave me war flashbacks bc when I was in the 4th grade I drank expired almond milk (like super expired) and I had the worst food poisoning ever and couldn’t eat or walk for like 4 days stay safe kids
so I love how ash and cone are always wearing each others clothes. like the UCLA sweatshirt and the pink t-shirt ash wears in this cone wears both in his other vids (like chatty cone vids)
anyone else rewatching Conan's old videos looking like a proud dad
I just discovered this. But damn i love him so much, he's so wholesome
yepp
Yep.
Yes
YES HAHAH
for some reason i read this as "my wife and i make kids for dinner"
id watch it
sounds like santa clarita diet
Scrumptious.
Sarah Stacy that made me laugh so hard 😂
the facts that he liked gives me life
*_‘We weren’t going to keep him. But now it’s been 7 years’_*
My friends when people ask how we met
when do they say that?
mayme valentine 9:54
thanks!
This comment is to good for this world
frankiiee I JUST STARTED THIS VIDEO SAW THIS COMMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO THAT PART WHERE IS THE FBI AGENT IM
cone:“we've been married for 9 ye-”
ash:“twelv-”
cone:“woah, are we having an argument rn?”
19:28 i want to do that
“of course not”
Sophia I felt that
[Bøba Milk] it’s a joke? they’re not actually married
@@j4cinta5 are they?
I don't want to be Heather,, I wish I were Ashley
Theyre not a couple
I know,,, but she's important to him, right
@@zakiajoey4905 yea🥺🥺
@@aang797 his wife*❤
I WAS ABOU TO WRITE THIS GFDGJFDLGKESG
*Yall are such a cute and wholesome Christian couple*
They are not actually married their just so close so he calls her wife when hes joking
Fat n ugly is a joke tho
@Fat n Ugly whoooosh
@@fatnugly9570 he knows..hes also joking
yes im army LMAOOOOO
“you’re sO stupid just kidding you’re brilliant and I love u”
me bc I love my friends too much
how to make pasta
1) you HAVE to wear pajamas; it’s required
2) fill a BIG pot of water to boil
3) (protip) add salt to make it boil faster
4) chop up some bb orange 2matoes
5) add in your pasta once water is a boil
6) strain that bad boy (only for men)
7) add Alfredo sauce to the pot
8) whisper in the spinach’s ear as youre shoving then in the pot
9) add the tomatoes in le pot
10) turn to high (but don’t get high)
11) add the cheeese (not too much)
12) DONT LET IT BURN
13) add the pasta into the sauce and mix (that’s what good pussy sounds like)
14) only women can add pepper
15) serve and enjoy your sexist pasta but you HAVE to eat it while watching some type of show
hope this helped!
•jessica• thankyouuuu
not enough sexism
WAHAHAHAHA
you forgot the expired milk
fun fact- salt actually raises the boiling temperature of water, although only by a couple of degrees. adding salt is just an old wives tale.
*thanks for the dinner, parents*
brother?
@@PremKumar-bo9mj hi brother/sister/sibling
Hi sisters
This feels so passive aggressive because of the font 😂
It's been 6 years I'm starving.
I’ve seen so many sides of Conan’s personality. He can be smoky baddie and quirky Christian boi. He’s a multidimensional king
This is called persona, you probably are like that too, enjoy yourself
conan gray: the world’s wisest six year old golf dad grandfather
Fax
*we love good texan christian women*
Nam Balloon Armyyy
Army!!!!!!!!
ARMYYY 👌
I'm not into kpop but still... ARRMMYYYY
NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB MINE CRAFT SERVER
Conan I once saw you at a UCLA volleyball game and I was sitting literally like two rows behind you and I was going to say hi when the match ended but you left early when I was in the bathroom and it’s my greatest regret in life not saying hi to you sooner and meeting a person as pure as you are...ANYWAYS, keep living your amazing life
At least you saw him💕
Stalker vibes ✨
ouch
Damn
Omg! What a coincidence, that’s honestly awesome that you guys were at the same exact place at the same time on the same day in the same year just two rows away from each other 😅🙈🙊
I’m ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the energy of their friendship in all their vidssss
I thought it was a relationship
OOpS
cone. it's been over a year. we are so hungry. please parental guardians, we are famished.
Me too😭😭😭😭😭
its been years im hungry
You pronouncing all the pasta names wrong is my aesthetic
Giselle Pe Italians are shaking 🍝
pEnnie
I need conan gray to be my best friend or my wife
How bout both
@@noone-pz3bi don't judge, budy. Conan a good wife.
@@123inandout I laughed at that way more than I should-
@@zixiong681 same
@@noone-pz3bi has what
“We’re good Christian women” -Conan quote of the week
LMAO when Conan was singing I forgot that he is a singer and I was literally shocked. I have the memory of a goldfish ;-;
LMAO
Omg same I thought it was gonna be one of those fails (I just spelled fails fales lmao I wonder how I got an A in English) where it’s like eeeEeeEEEE but it was SO CLEAN AND PURE THIS MAN
update: i just made this last night for fun while watching this video and it was rlly fun and the pasta was delicious thank u mom & dad
We love a good marriage
finally you’re feeding us, dad.
kamryn claire it's been 84 years
why do you call him dad
because he and ashley are our parents and we are his kids
@@glennaschoeler yuss
"Can you please leave"
"you drove me here"😂🤣
LoL
"This is my job because I am a man" * cuts to Conan screaming *
hahahha
“She’s not a celebrity but she is in my eyes.” Anyone else know that?
yess! he said that in an interview it’s so sweet
Conan is secretly a dolphin
arent we all?
@@sarrahkesury thats the most accurate thing i have ever heard
@@spidersfrommars3585 Same here
when the instagram baddie becomes a family vlogger
uhm can you guys feed us again ... its been 2 years
Fr I'm hungry
frrr
please 🥺🙏
I’m starving.
yeah I’m literally starving
anyone else looking at conans old vids thinking how far he's come like bruh i'm so proud
OMGGGGG you guys conan isn't married. It's their joke that they're married and the subscribers are their children
Oooooo
;((
Omg thank you. I was freaking out
i was so frikin confuse im like wut omg thank u
Phew😌 gotta keep this hunk of a guy to ma self
Ya'lls are the mom, the dad and the baby childs all at once
and
im
in
love
i wanna have a friend like this
Hannah Slyker same
*if it’s a little like sip sip*
"Six cheese is too much and that the devil's number and we're in Texas and we're good Christian women" LMAOOOO
It is so satisfying to watch his old videos and see all that he has accomplished is fucking beautiful
I'm proud of him 🤧❤️❤️
Conan: soooOOO this is my wife who isn't my wife cause she's my husband :/
the video:00:01
me:omg so pure!!!
we need some good conan PE stories
ik this was posted like 2 years ago, but i've just stumbled on your youtube channel at a really hard time in my life, and as scary as things are for me right now, just the feeling of safety that your videos give is so comforting. Theres something about you that makes me feel so safe and comforted, that i'll get through this. You'll never see this, but I want to thank you. Thankyou for giving me a soft comfort in your old videos, thankyou for just being you. I've never met you, but ik you have a beautiful heart, and a beautiful soul. ily bro,
Much love - A random stranger from Australia
No one:
Conan’s hair when he moves: ⬆️⬅️➡️↖️↙️↘️↗️
Also, pro tip, if you keep some of the pasta water, you can add a little bit of it into your sauce to make it more flowy/saucy and not a clump. Works really well. Would recommend.
*_father cone, thanks for this wholesome meal_*
Father cone may I have some öats
Cone's laugh is so comforting, ngl
They're basically the cutest human beings in the universe.
lollll the asmr part had me in tears. the editing in this video was very satisfactory 20/10!
hi sharon, . How are The Kids :) Miss U! Cant wait to Go on a , girls brunch . away from The Kids 🤪
just ran into marge at the grocery store the other day!
daisiesforeyes hi Girls! just went for a quick brunch with Brenda before a family dinner :)
Girlies! We have to meet up again!🤪
Margaret!? is that. you! you batch! u forgot the, cakes!?! on Sunday!! freck you, Margaret. by the, way, i told Sharol about your cakes on Friday as. well!
Karen, no one . enjoys Your impolite, nature. U must Go and ask Forgiveness from . The Lord. Amen 😤😤🙏🙏🙏
'all of the memories that i keep are memories of us'
that is actually like, beautiful
*19:32** OML U GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE*
12:35 ok but why was that the best thing I have ever heard in my life
Cuz its Conan
“Live fast die young we are here for a good time not a long time” - My Dad
Love that!
Wait wut. But...but I don’t want to live fast :( I want to take my sweet time living a good life lol
I got abs from laughing at this video
SAME BRO
“Why do you have two?”
“Ummm... why do you have two?”
“Boobs?”
*hugs* “I love you”
Time stamp?
This has been my comfort video for three years 🥰
When im bored i come here and rewatch these i rlly miss them sm, 🥺
''some people are italian, that's a fact'' - Gray, Conan 2018
"But I'm not because I'm a man" "SEXISM" i died of laughter
I love cone the dolphin 🐬❣️
My comfort videos 😭
Ashley and Conan are my last 2 brain cells at 3:00am
Its 2am for me rn and im rpob gonna watcg them till 3 so yep
18:26 That was the most precious sound I have ever heard come out of a human mouth
Laying and bed and watching Conan's new video ~ perfect sunday evening 🌻
a tip: when cooking pasta, you can throw it against the wall to see if it’s done. if it sticks, it’s done.
sad ish I tested. It works
Why can I feel Conan’s hugs through the screen ❤️❤️
I know I shouldn't, but I still wait for the day our parents feed us again.. Just imagine, one last meal :'(
we were fed and we didn't even know it was our last meal
🥐
We love a healthy marriage. ❤️
conan: 21 minute long video of him and ashley cooking and being all adorable
my afternoon: saved
15:46
*And right here you see, the summary of all my friends' conversations in a nutshell.*
Izzy La Croix same
Not me watching this because it has become my comfort video since it came out, and now our Conan has become famous
“We’re here for a good time not a long time”
*21 minutes of random food talk with Conan a.k.a. Dad and I've never been happier*
Can we just appreciate the algorithm for giving me this two years later...
Thank you.
12:35 *ariana* *grande* *is* *quakinG*
I went to the time skip.....ITS WAS A AD!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ThatRandomCorndog oof
rewatching this because I love them
Things i love about conan
He’s a girly boy and
*EVERYTHING*
I thought he's Gay
@@skyhigh602 he doesn't label his sexuality please respect that.
@@abbyS25 just a thought i didn't accuse him. It's fine tho
Gonna upload later
I really want to see ashley now and see her growup
it really do be like that sometimes
*IT REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES*
a 21 minute video from conan? YES PLEASE
People being jealous about heather while im here being jealous over ashley
I love how he still tries to stick with his aesthetic when he puts a meme in...
Ok ok but the bad almond milk just gave me war flashbacks bc when I was in the 4th grade I drank expired almond milk (like super expired) and I had the worst food poisoning ever and couldn’t eat or walk for like 4 days stay safe kids
marriage goals
more like marriage goals
More likes goals marriage
More like jsjsjieiwjehehshsbzkakh
wow i can't believe my parents invented being straight!!!
No one:
Conan:🐬🐬
i thought he is actually married lol
Me tooo
So he is not married??
Wait he isnt -
Idk man
y’all he’s not married 😀
whenever u upload I get extremely excited .. CAN’T just be me .. it can’t!!!
SimplyFreshdew ME TOO i go to my mom and express my happiness just a bit before watching
but now coming back to these videos hurt because you know hes not gonna be uploading any time soon.. :(
W h y n o t
12:35 can you release it on vinyl because i would buy like 3 copies
Ewa w
You guys are absolutely ADORABLE!
now that I came back to this video so many times it’s become my comfort video☺️I love it
No one:
Me: *watching his old videos and feeling proud of him*
so I love how ash and cone are always wearing each others clothes. like the UCLA sweatshirt and the pink t-shirt ash wears in this cone wears both in his other vids (like chatty cone vids)
7:22 Conan swearing in german. my heart is full now💞
I need a video of all the laughter u cut out of this please it would be so WHOLESOME
We are dying, 2 years have passed we need to be fed 😩
anyone else watching all the ash and cone’s cooking show videos after seeing ashley in the people watching music video?
*or is it just me🧍♀️*
Gordon Ramsay *couldn't*
Gordon Ramsay *wouldn’t*
*SHOULDN'T*
re-watching these three years later just to feel something
"It's just *not* chistmas" love their humour so much
i love rewatching these every year to see how much he’s changed
Watching this in preparation for found heaven on tour is another experience
no fr im actually so proud of him