What the Actual Fact? - The Trump Administration's "Alternative Facts": The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2017
  • After presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway defends the use of "alternative facts," Desi Lydic finds a new way to check claims made by the Trump administration.
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  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 7 лет назад +1522

    Right wing + Alternative facts = ALT Right

  • @mitchellmaytorena1137
    @mitchellmaytorena1137 7 лет назад +1337

    I miss the good days when facts used to be a shared reality, now Republicans weasel them into the debate.

    • @SauceyNoodle
      @SauceyNoodle 7 лет назад +29

      Mitchell Maytorena That's why you have bullshit sites like Breitbart and Info Wars. Republicans are the best at brainwashing because they have no shame.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 7 лет назад +2

      I feel though the honourary Trump is taking it to new levels.

    • @lompeluiten
      @lompeluiten 7 лет назад +5

      Indeed, why stop at pointing them out and let them be ambaressed about them. We should all go full Trump rebublican and lie and claim the rest of the world saw it wrong!!!! NOW EVERYONE!!!

    • @danzena4059
      @danzena4059 7 лет назад +7

      It's not just republicans. Hillary is one of the biggest liars and she's democratic. Even Bernie lied.

    • @SauceyNoodle
      @SauceyNoodle 7 лет назад +16

      Dan Zena We all know Hillary has a sullied reputation. What exactly has Bernie lied about?

  • @geraldherrmann787
    @geraldherrmann787 7 лет назад +614

    it´s the BIGGEST, the MOST IMPRESSIVE, the GREATEST absence of people ever.

    • @BulletTheEnforcer
      @BulletTheEnforcer 7 лет назад +14

      It's because they were at their NEW, TREMENDOUS, MOST IMPRESSIVE jobs that Trumpkins brought back to America once he was elected president. HE has saved all of the JOBS for America. So great, so BIG LEAGUE!

    • @ShiggyMiyamo
      @ShiggyMiyamo 7 лет назад +6

      www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/?sr=fbCNN012117trump-inauguration-gigapixel1230PMStoryLink&linkId=33634595
      WRONG, HUGE lol
      Seriously though. These people are full of it.

    • @austinpelissier2131
      @austinpelissier2131 7 лет назад +2

      Shiggy Miyamo can I have some pictures at the same angle of Obamas inauguration?

    • @taky8029
      @taky8029 7 лет назад

      Austin Pelissier It doesnt need to be.

    • @austinpelissier2131
      @austinpelissier2131 7 лет назад +1

      taky0700 it kinda does.

  • @davidj5910
    @davidj5910 6 лет назад +341

    Another Alternative fact, you couldn't see the crowd cause they were all wearing white hooded sheets!

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 6 лет назад +2

      David J See the crown?

    • @davidj5910
      @davidj5910 6 лет назад +1

      Buzry Jupro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter + Thanks! Meant CROWD. I edited it.

    • @dimitrispapadakis2122
      @dimitrispapadakis2122 4 года назад +11

      @@davidj5910 no, you couldn't see the crowd because there us no diversity in Trump supporters and they're all white

    • @starRushi
      @starRushi 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @andreachung396
      @andreachung396 2 года назад

      But you can see the eye holes they cut out!

  • @armyman18b
    @armyman18b 7 лет назад +765

    That crowd was little like Trump's hands.

    • @jeanbobbb
      @jeanbobbb 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah. And like Daily Shows sense of humour.

    • @armyman18b
      @armyman18b 7 лет назад +37

      If you don't like it, then don't watch. Seems simple to me.

    • @armyman18b
      @armyman18b 7 лет назад +26

      Small, and probably wet from a little drizzle.

    • @feleciawillis78
      @feleciawillis78 7 лет назад +9

      Jamaal Aiello 😂😂

    • @metafiction26
      @metafiction26 7 лет назад +18

      President Donny Tiny Hands will demand that all history books make sure that they write in how big his hands are. And his penis. It will be the introductory paragraph under Chapter XVII: #AternativeFact

  • @glennasmith9382
    @glennasmith9382 7 лет назад +2235

    "I like Trump cause he means what he says"
    Why did he say that?
    "He didn't mean that"
    Ok....

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 7 лет назад +76

      No no no. Don't listen to his words, listen to his heart.

    • @TheSkyHazCloudz
      @TheSkyHazCloudz 7 лет назад +55

      Regimeshifts Okay, but his heart told me to ban all Mexicans and hook up with Ivanka...

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 лет назад +9

      Listen to his heart... The alt version of Roxette's "Listen to your heart" lol

    • @alphamale292
      @alphamale292 7 лет назад +68

      But, but, but......Hillary/Obama/Media/Celebs (just choose one for the given situation)

    • @psycho_ocelot
      @psycho_ocelot 7 лет назад +1

      I like Trump because he's mean

  • @simonepagnotta5112
    @simonepagnotta5112 7 лет назад +798

    hearing "President Trump" still makes me feel sick.

    • @princezuko6028
      @princezuko6028 6 лет назад +6

      Simone Pagnotta GOOD!👌👍

    • @AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it
      @AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it 5 лет назад +7

      Simone Pagnotta respect you feel the American people that’s how all feel even his party are sick of him 😁😏😎

    • @MFYouTube683
      @MFYouTube683 4 года назад +3

      Simone Pagnotta August 2019. Still the same.

    • @jeffreygarcia9130
      @jeffreygarcia9130 4 года назад +3

      Still sick in 2019

    • @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519
      @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519 4 года назад +1

      @Prince Zuko is like Kellyanne Conway, likes the taste of Trump’s ‘Alternative’ BS🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelvadam2375
    @thelvadam2375 7 лет назад +385

    yeah this pretty much happens when you don't win the popular vote.

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 7 лет назад +26

      Hillary got 65,844,954 votes, while Trump got 62,979,879 votes

    • @SuperCeasar777
      @SuperCeasar777 7 лет назад +25

      DeepSouth so it means nothing to you that your vote doesn't matter( the Electoral College decides who becomes president not you) even if you voted for Trump you still didn't vote for him someone else did

    • @SuperCeasar777
      @SuperCeasar777 7 лет назад +14

      DeepSouth and are we going to let go that Russia pretty much hacked the voting system undermining our democracy. ( which goes back to my point that if someone could hack us then your vote really doesn't matter, it's sad really) and you don't care

    • @Zaryanova
      @Zaryanova 7 лет назад +23

      DeepSouth
      I'm not a Hillary supporter... but you sound like a miserable idiot with the mental intelligence of a 10 year old.

    • @icynok
      @icynok 7 лет назад +3

      it bothers you that you Think the Russians hacked the voting system(which was proven they didn't) but it doesn't bother you that alot of Muslim ran countries donated to Hillarys' Campaign???

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 7 лет назад +856

    why use falsehood, just say lie

    • @a.a4144
      @a.a4144 7 лет назад +24

      WeaponOfMyDestructio exactly my thought, the deplorable bunch wont get it.

    • @amphiumaiii7058
      @amphiumaiii7058 7 лет назад +32

      Lie implies an intent to mislead, something which is hard to prove. It would not be fair to accuse someone of lying if they simply mis-remembered something.

    • @radomu1
      @radomu1 7 лет назад +11

      It's too impolite. It also sounds... cooler.

    • @jdun9229
      @jdun9229 7 лет назад

      good information, thanks for the reply

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 лет назад +5

      Or just flip yo hair

  • @darrenmahabir9443
    @darrenmahabir9443 7 лет назад +3497

    Alternative facts?? Defuq is that. Can we plss get an alternative president

    • @lilyvasquez1567
      @lilyvasquez1567 7 лет назад +103

      Darren Mahabir most of america would like an alternative president

    • @jdun9229
      @jdun9229 7 лет назад +3

      I think its quite obvious that she meant facts that support their claim

    • @maudbrewster9413
      @maudbrewster9413 7 лет назад +4

      Here you go :D Make it more popular for the next election.
      nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/help-half-onion-in-bag-twitter-get-more-followers-than-trump.html?mid=twitter-share-selectall

    • @Dharmarenee
      @Dharmarenee 7 лет назад +1

      Darren Mahabir

    • @uchechukwujekwe4434
      @uchechukwujekwe4434 7 лет назад +3

      Darren Mahabir 😂😂😂

  • @arksine
    @arksine 6 лет назад +361

    Melania loves Donald. #Alternativefacts

  • @eland65
    @eland65 6 лет назад +113

    How can EVEN ONE PERSON support this guy after listening to him for 5 minutes. ..

    • @liquidlight86
      @liquidlight86 6 лет назад +8

      eduardo landolt The greed driven fear mongering prejudice are ignorant.

    • @PinkAugust0
      @PinkAugust0 4 года назад +1

      Who?

    • @avolite719
      @avolite719 3 года назад +2

      Yep. We now know, as of the 2020 election, that 74+ million are still obsessed with him and his ilk.

  • @WendywitchWon
    @WendywitchWon 7 лет назад +1232

    My reaction whenever Trump speaks: Why you always lyin, why you always lyin, mmm oh my God.

    • @ChickaRenats
      @ChickaRenats 7 лет назад +56

      Stop fuckin lyinnnnn

    • @anthonyfuentes4297
      @anthonyfuentes4297 7 лет назад

      Khadija Maria Musa Yeah Cuz Hilary never lied...

    • @thejaramogi1
      @thejaramogi1 7 лет назад

      Khadija Maria Musa you must be allergic to get this reaction which is normal for normal ppl.!

    • @BigOlWalrus
      @BigOlWalrus 7 лет назад +6

      Hillary isn't president tho????????

    • @latoya9972
      @latoya9972 7 лет назад +2

      😂😂 If you could post pics to youtube I totally would. 😂

  • @jeffrey5061
    @jeffrey5061 7 лет назад +1873

    You can never be wrong in class now. Whenever you raise your hand to answer a question with confidence and it's wrong remember how shitty and embarrassing that use to be? Not anymore! Just declare that you used "alternative facts" to come your answer and you're off the hook.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 7 лет назад +39

      Jeff Parkinson exactly "police were charging u with Bank robbery ..me fact I'm not robbing them I'm just changing these hundreds into 20's for them .."

    • @mattbrown2351
      @mattbrown2351 7 лет назад +4

      Jeff Parkinson or live in a society of special snowflakes where every answer has to be accepted as correct and everyone gets a medal- either one works

    • @dostyeverts4250
      @dostyeverts4250 7 лет назад +43

      Exactly, Trump's a special snowflake who can't come to terms with the fact that he has the lowest approval rating of any new president, and that his inaugural turnout was lower than Obamas

    • @dragb9284
      @dragb9284 7 лет назад +3

      Dosty Everts he's a right wing sjw

    • @Keirabae
      @Keirabae 7 лет назад +12

      Jeff Parkinson 😂😂 Freaking gold! My American history teacher is going to call me up to ask about the inaccurate facts on my homework and I'm going to put up the 'perfect' sign and say, "No, China, these are 'alternative facts'."

  • @KennethandJoyce
    @KennethandJoyce 7 лет назад +73

    They went home because they were tired of winning 😂😂😂

    • @MDRega1
      @MDRega1 4 года назад +2

      Kenneth and Joyce sooo much winning....

  • @orun0810
    @orun0810 7 лет назад +308

    I am at war with stupidity so that means the next four years are going to be a constant war for me.

    • @GoPhukYourself
      @GoPhukYourself 7 лет назад +13

      Best of luck.

    • @littlefig20
      @littlefig20 7 лет назад +2

      Mr. M yay I u

    • @gfunk1369
      @gfunk1369 7 лет назад +1

      based on what i might ask? You don't even know the context of their post. Seems to me you are the only dumb ass making assumptions here. :)

    • @janniklasmeier511
      @janniklasmeier511 6 лет назад +1

      Not only the next 4 years...

    • @mr.lovetaps792
      @mr.lovetaps792 6 лет назад

      +Jan Niklas Meier don't jinx it lmfao

  • @douglasgoldstein8990
    @douglasgoldstein8990 7 лет назад +103

    Of course there were less people at Trump's Inauguration....we were all at work!

    • @sullimonyousuf6909
      @sullimonyousuf6909 7 лет назад +7

      Douglas Goldstein not really its a friday and if people came to obama's inauguration then i think its possible to go to trump's its just no one wanted to see a fatass bitch take the oath and say a long retarded speech

    • @rog5411
      @rog5411 7 лет назад +1

      Douglas Goldstein I heard that excuse a lot of times, can't tell whether you're joking or you're for real

    • @alexistorres3176
      @alexistorres3176 7 лет назад

      Alternative Evidence static2.politico.com/dims4/default/7263bb7/2147483647/resize/1160x%3E/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F2a%2Fca%2F694903214261b45cd64cb2f8236d%2Finauguration-crowd-bh.jpg

    • @victor7600
      @victor7600 7 лет назад +45

      I thought us mexicans we're stealing y'all jobs tf

    • @miliejones3900
      @miliejones3900 7 лет назад +34

      Aren't you the bitches always complaining about the lack of jobs? Make up your fucking mind.

  • @weezi8282
    @weezi8282 7 лет назад +199

    President trump will make "America great again." #AlternativeFacts

    • @mustafat.1219
      @mustafat.1219 7 лет назад +2

      MPCReacts i see what you did there

    • @leejohnson6975
      @leejohnson6975 7 лет назад +1

      MPCReacts Dow, Wall, Pipeline, new Jobs, immigration, planned Parenthood, NAFTA not even 3 full working days in yet!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MAGA Baby!!!

    • @Jackcaptn
      @Jackcaptn 7 лет назад +11

      Kinda like Obama brought "Hope" yet we became more divided than the last 40 years...lol Right, Left, you're all full of shit.

    • @younguglygod5796
      @younguglygod5796 7 лет назад

      xlioilx lol you're to stupid to insult

    • @ThotsAndPrayers
      @ThotsAndPrayers 7 лет назад

      Young Ugly God too*, fucktard.

  • @frisianmouve
    @frisianmouve 7 лет назад +59

    Let's call a war on the dictionary! Fill it with Newspeak, i mean alternative interpretations of words

  • @clemsonfan2795
    @clemsonfan2795 4 года назад +19

    Ahh the good ole days, when the lies were about small things like the attendance of his inauguration.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад +285

    They're homeopathic facts. They've been diluted so many times, there's no molecule of the original substance left.

    • @GhostScopePC
      @GhostScopePC 7 лет назад +2

      good one haha

    • @Wandererplay
      @Wandererplay 7 лет назад +1

      Meh in Infowars those guys are selling Alternatives Medicines, they probably call it: "Real medicines"

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 7 лет назад +10

      yes, and the like the water, the media remembers what used to be there until trump tried to wash out everything with bullshit.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 7 лет назад +1

      Diluting the facts is what makes them so powerful!

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 7 лет назад +618

    I'm going to use that excuse every time I fail an exam

    • @glennasmith9382
      @glennasmith9382 7 лет назад +38

      Smiles
      Exactly..lol

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 7 лет назад +16

      Smiles its an......alternative answer XD

    • @dompriegnon3293
      @dompriegnon3293 7 лет назад

      Smiles What a coincident that the catchword ”perhaps I have done a fake thing"so popular all over the China.Apply it when we feel helpless at the depressing also unexpected fact."Perhaps I have sat a fake exam"or"Perhaps I have reviewed fake text."That's all true,we just find an easy excuse to escape the reality of incapability.
      Your word reminds me that we may say"Perhaps I have sat an alternative exam"afterwards.

    • @jujuandjesus
      @jujuandjesus 7 лет назад +16

      pretty soon they will all be religious exams, so don't worry about the right answers, there aren't any.

    • @ryaadamson6643
      @ryaadamson6643 7 лет назад +1

      Mr White nice to see you got to grips with alatnative facts lol

  • @christa4338
    @christa4338 3 года назад +3

    This has aged so well!

  • @ananyanarayandhanabalan
    @ananyanarayandhanabalan 6 лет назад +17

    That moment she took out the dryer! 😂

  • @kylemagersupp9746
    @kylemagersupp9746 7 лет назад +223

    I have a question. doesn't it matter who's crowd was bigger? is that really a thing we argue about?

    • @MadisonBailly
      @MadisonBailly 7 лет назад +38

      Distractions. Misdirection. It's easier to do things under the table if you set the table top on fire.

    • @kylemagersupp9746
      @kylemagersupp9746 7 лет назад +4

      Madison what do you mean by that tho? It's just like arguing about who's dick is bigger.

    • @MadisonBailly
      @MadisonBailly 7 лет назад +26

      Well two reasons.1. There is going to be a LARGE portion of people that will focus on this and will treat it as if it is a big deal, not like it is just a pissing contest. Distracting them from the big things happening which keeps them from keeping them FROM happening (if that make sense)2. IF the Trump administration is going to lie about something to obviously false and so minute, and people are going to believe it, it just spells disaster for things that do matter in the future and are much harder to prove.

    • @kylemagersupp9746
      @kylemagersupp9746 7 лет назад +4

      Madison the ppl who seem more bothered by it are Democrats, by my view atleast. Every liberal channel has made a video on it.

    • @MadisonBailly
      @MadisonBailly 7 лет назад +25

      For reason 2. And also isn't everything not FOX news "liberal"?

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 7 лет назад +152

    I like that moment she realized she would have to defend that stupid thing she said

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 7 лет назад +28

      She's had a lot of those moments during the campaign.
      Either Trumps team is really powerhungry or really well paid. Probably both.
      Even though they are all GOP guys who are used to bending the truth, you can see that the amount of bullshit Trump expects them to say hurts even them

    • @santosgessy70
      @santosgessy70 7 лет назад +6

      Fulgrim88 they probably don't even get paid, I mean look at all the money he owes people

    • @mikemullen8174
      @mikemullen8174 7 лет назад +1

      I think you mean whitewashing the truth, you know how Trump feels about coloured things...

  • @farahabd9884
    @farahabd9884 7 лет назад +73

    when he said my girl, my heart sank :'(

  • @mintchevvv1834
    @mintchevvv1834 7 лет назад +37

    that picture of Trump's crowd is before it filled up #liberalTEARS

    • @hmgrraarrpffrzz9763
      @hmgrraarrpffrzz9763 7 лет назад +34

      Really? How do you know that?

    • @mintchevvv1834
      @mintchevvv1834 7 лет назад +7

      Hm Grraarrpffrzz there's other pictures of the inauguration...

    • @TheCrummyCookie
      @TheCrummyCookie 7 лет назад +45

      Alexandar Mintchev
      poor wittwe twumby and his supporters!! they just wanted to have a big boy inauguration but nobody came! :(

    • @Dr88Black
      @Dr88Black 7 лет назад +23

      Nope. Taken at 12:01 pm.

    • @mintchevvv1834
      @mintchevvv1834 7 лет назад

      Dan Bailey link?

  • @sombal1999
    @sombal1999 7 лет назад +45

    Why are they making such a big deal about the crowd at the inaguration? I mean isnt it logical that a republican president will have lesser people?

    • @robmckennie4203
      @robmckennie4203 7 лет назад +32

      It's a big deal for the anti-trump folks because the president shouldn't be lying about anything period, and it's a big enough deal for the trump people to lie about it because they're insecure, and for good reason

    • @MrCardeso
      @MrCardeso 7 лет назад

      Sounds logical to me!

    • @sombal1999
      @sombal1999 7 лет назад

      good point

    • @ZCAB
      @ZCAB 7 лет назад +21

      It was a decent crowd by most standards, and the way people keep comparing it to the Obama inauguration turnout (which was absolutely monstrous due to his popularity and what he represented for civil rights) is quite unfair.
      The problem here is how Trump himself has reacted to those comparisons. The fact he made his press secretary lie so blatantly about something so trivial tells me that a) his priorities are completely screwed up, and b) he isn't willing to pick his battles. It's a very bad sign.

    • @KBlocker29
      @KBlocker29 7 лет назад +22

      lambulis it wasn't an issue until he lied about it.

  • @Maradrafts
    @Maradrafts 7 лет назад +554

    "We've always been at war with Eastasia."

    • @EpimetheusLC
      @EpimetheusLC 7 лет назад +20

      Maradrafts how is this not top comment?

    • @gbaorr
      @gbaorr 7 лет назад +78

      The chocolate ration has been increased to twenty grams a week.

    • @mitchmcturtle2098
      @mitchmcturtle2098 7 лет назад +26

      Anybody wanna join me in my shell for some free soma and an orgy porgy?
      Oh wait. Wrong dystopia.

    • @clintronnow264
      @clintronnow264 7 лет назад +21

      +Maradrafts Well said.
      "Reality control," they called it: in Newspeak, "doublethink."

    • @angelofsarcasm4924
      @angelofsarcasm4924 7 лет назад +26

      +Maradrafts so many 1984 references these days

  • @rocklively
    @rocklively 4 года назад +4

    Most on here believe in "alternative facts" seriously?? The hypocrisy is staggering!!

  • @alexturlais8558
    @alexturlais8558 7 лет назад +28

    "I thought your mum was dead?"
    "she came back to vote in the election "

  • @marigoldchristmasstar6133
    @marigoldchristmasstar6133 7 лет назад +17

    This had me laughing so hard I cried. So hilarious. Kellyanne is so transparent.

  • @adamlaski9128
    @adamlaski9128 7 лет назад +52

    Trevor... You have more dignity than that. Don't call them falsehoods. They're lies, and need to be called what they are and not eased down.

    • @bleached_anus1487
      @bleached_anus1487 7 лет назад +8

      They both mean the same fucking thing moron.

    • @tomaskuli177
      @tomaskuli177 7 лет назад +1

      Bleached_Anus No, no they don't, dumbass.

    • @Jellossbm
      @Jellossbm 7 лет назад +2

      They do.
      false·hood
      ˈfôlsˌho͝od/Submit
      noun
      noun: falsehood
      the state of being untrue.
      "the truth or falsehood of the many legends that surround her"
      a lie.
      plural noun: falsehoods
      synonyms: lie, untruth, fib, falsification, fabrication, invention, fiction, story, cock-and-bull story, flight of fancy; More
      antonyms: truth
      lying.
      "the right to sue for malicious falsehood"
      synonyms: lying, mendacity, untruthfulness, fibbing, fabrication, invention, perjury, telling stories; More
      antonyms: honesty
      It's a really big deal to outright call someone a liar. Especially when you already have a target on your back and you're calling out the group with the gun.

    • @greatestever75
      @greatestever75 7 лет назад +3

      A lie implies intent to mislead which is an accusation. If you say something and believe it it's not a lie it's just untrue. Trump would be the kind of person who would sue over the difference.

    • @LadyUnicornEJG
      @LadyUnicornEJG 7 лет назад +1

      greatestever75 exactly. plus even if we were talking abstractly, why assume intent? it just sets people against the "liar" or on the defensive for them, and we have too much of that already.

  • @missyp9423
    @missyp9423 7 лет назад +7

    All these pissed of liberal news "reporters". Lol. I'm gonna love the next 4 years!

  • @millerrepin4452
    @millerrepin4452 7 лет назад +424

    Please whatever you do don't go any further in the comment section it's as idiotic and toxic as you would expect.

    • @TheCrummyCookie
      @TheCrummyCookie 7 лет назад +31

      that's the whole reason i go to the youtube comment section!

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 7 лет назад +7

      +Tumor Boy
      Aren't you worried that you're going to get cancer...oh, never mind.

    • @iisuperstarii7310
      @iisuperstarii7310 7 лет назад +27

      miller repin I can just feel my iq dropping while reading these comments from trump supporters. Luckily for them natural selection doesn't work this quickly. Unfortunate for the rest though.

    • @jaredjolivette5048
      @jaredjolivette5048 7 лет назад +1

      miller repin thanks for the save!

    • @moisesferrel4137
      @moisesferrel4137 7 лет назад +8

      Trump dickriders are very cancerous

  • @purelyscience1
    @purelyscience1 7 лет назад +12

    Kellyanne is young and smart and beautiful. See?....lies come real easy.

  • @SK-ny8eq
    @SK-ny8eq 7 лет назад +398

    alternative facts is the word trump supporters will use now that "but hillary" isnt an option.

    • @Willyfister
      @Willyfister 7 лет назад +31

      Tailox amazing! I didn't like Hillary either, so when I would bash Trump to one of his supporters, 10:10 times they would reply with "BUT HILLARY!!!" And I would let them know I didn't support her either (3rd party is a joke so don't assume I voted them people) they would just continue to insult Hillary, as in they had no other retaliation

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 лет назад +1

      Gonzo W That statement was beautiful👏👏

    • @TheSkyHazCloudz
      @TheSkyHazCloudz 7 лет назад +6

      Gonzo W I can't tell if this is legitimate or beautiful satire.
      Either way, slow clap.

    • @santosgessy70
      @santosgessy70 7 лет назад +17

      Oh they're still using it. Kellyanne uses it all the time still

    • @milesdixon3011
      @milesdixon3011 7 лет назад +14

      Jullius Correia Right! Or they say "Obama killed children and is a terrorist"

  • @tarielkaroldan5903
    @tarielkaroldan5903 4 года назад +64

    not only does Trump have a feud with the intelligence agencies, he has a feud with intelligence in general

    • @davidquickel3941
      @davidquickel3941 3 года назад +1

      45 is competing with a bag of rocks and he is losing.

  • @903IDFOLEY
    @903IDFOLEY 7 лет назад +39

    George W Bush looks so much more adorable now that he isn't president. I just hope we all survive to say the same of Trump one day...

  • @charlierascalable
    @charlierascalable 7 лет назад +37

    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." --George Orwell, 1984

  • @matthewhovda5989
    @matthewhovda5989 7 лет назад +277

    You could've made the joke that all the white space was people wearing pointy white hats

    • @ottobong
      @ottobong 7 лет назад +16

      THEN THEY WILL SAY LIBERALS ARE RACIST remember "the deplorables" they ran with it...

    • @cartersmith5731
      @cartersmith5731 4 года назад

      krepnata kadara that’s What he said

  • @kerply9823
    @kerply9823 7 лет назад +50

    I found this channel and I already love it it's so funny

    • @nightingem
      @nightingem 7 лет назад +15

      gjaddajg Strangely enough, satire seems to fact-check a heck of a lot more than most mainstream news sources. As a journalism student, I fact-check each episode of Daily Show and Last Week Tonight I watch, and while there is an apparent (if not comically intentional) bias to how they deliver the news, the facts they cite are very accurate. I theorize it's due to the growing polarization and entertainment-focused element to today's news--if you report accurate or fair facts, it won't make you money, thus they pander to what a single side wants to hear. Satire gets views and interest for bring satire in of itself, so behind a facade of exaggerated characters and jokes, they report accurate facts.

    • @Sukiethenoodle
      @Sukiethenoodle 7 лет назад +1

      exactly, its all lies, check their facts out for sure especially about alternative facts and how people were wearing polar bear skins, seriously how ridiculous and the fact that they say it rained, you can blatantly see the sun and daylight and those sUPPOSEDLY rain ponchos WELL they are just new protective suits for the people DOH....

    • @princezuko6028
      @princezuko6028 6 лет назад

      It’s high level of ignorant BIAS is funny I’ll admit!

  • @ryanwerrbachd3208
    @ryanwerrbachd3208 7 лет назад +2

    4000 people are TRIGGERED

  • @YoSneeze
    @YoSneeze 7 лет назад +12

    saddest part is that most of the crowd is Military and Police!

  • @michiwonderoutdoors2282
    @michiwonderoutdoors2282 7 лет назад +6

    Spot on. She choked on that phrase and the hair flip is a tell when she Lies.

    • @michiwonderoutdoors2282
      @michiwonderoutdoors2282 7 лет назад

      I wrote that before Mr. Noah mentioned the hair flip. Have been saying that since Sunday lol.

  • @rachelkim4457
    @rachelkim4457 6 лет назад +11

    I love when Trevor Noah flips his hair

  • @prideventues
    @prideventues 7 лет назад +59

    We are in 1984...........

    • @sauron8838
      @sauron8838 5 лет назад +6

      War is Peace
      Freedom is Slavery
      Ignorance in Strength

    • @ajk4102
      @ajk4102 3 года назад +1

      This statement was true when you posted it & it is even more true today, 06 July 2020

  • @Shedgie
    @Shedgie 7 лет назад +3

    Alternative facts has to be one of the most pathetic and saddest excuses.

  • @s9yadvent
    @s9yadvent 7 лет назад +11

    Good lord, she actually blatantly said "alternative facts?"
    My gosh things are crazier than I thought.

  • @lennardcovarrubias5950
    @lennardcovarrubias5950 7 лет назад +27

    I think what she wanted to say they were wearing hoods and sheets...🇬🇧🇲🇽🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @firebirdude2
    @firebirdude2 4 года назад +1

    REMEMBER TO GET OUT AND VOTE THIS NOVEMBER!!!! Now is the time to ensure your registration is in order. Double check if you're unsure. No hiccups getting this bum out of office!

  • @philevans6395
    @philevans6395 7 лет назад +12

    i so wish she would have said white sheets instead of polarbear

  • @TheGoofy0ne
    @TheGoofy0ne 7 лет назад +26

    make America great again *flips hair*

  • @phomloj-phamthiv
    @phomloj-phamthiv 4 года назад +13

    I was not born here, but "alternative facts" doesn't sound like English. There is no such thing as alternative facts. A fact is a fact.

    • @CorvusCorax.
      @CorvusCorax. 4 года назад +3

      Not according to Kellyanne Wrongway 😋

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 2 года назад +1

      @@CorvusCorax. Kellywise Wrongway, fixed it for you.

  • @Peter_Scheen
    @Peter_Scheen 3 года назад +1

    I few years on and it got weirder and weirder.

  • @tossell1969
    @tossell1969 7 лет назад +11

    We have a body language expert here in the UK that I'd love to hear from right now. She breaks down every tiny movement, things we'd miss, showing people lying. Judi James. Bet she nearly dies laughing at all this shit

  • @pogo575
    @pogo575 7 лет назад +22

    Isn't there a fable about this? Something about an emperor and his totally not invisible robes?

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 лет назад +2

      pogo575 OMG YES

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад +9

      They're not invisible. They're the best robes. He has robes like you've never seen before.

    • @albertoponce5388
      @albertoponce5388 7 лет назад +1

      pogo575 there is, some smart guy tricked a king into buying his "invisible robes" that only the elite and rich can see, then the king walks out naked infront his subjects and tha guy makes off with a ton of money

  • @chrisallen4086
    @chrisallen4086 7 лет назад +1

    Alternative Facts?! These people are lunatics!

  • @ellenspear7368
    @ellenspear7368 7 лет назад +4

    Alec Baldwin's impersonation of the DT is spot on. Amazing.

  • @nextofken
    @nextofken 7 лет назад +627

    Tom Hardy and I are getting married. #AlternativeFacts

  • @TheRoshan89
    @TheRoshan89 7 лет назад +25

    "I like that she can taste that bullshit in her mouth"

  • @yeah9071
    @yeah9071 7 лет назад

    what's wrong with calling it a lie in the first place? WTF!

  • @timothydavis9181
    @timothydavis9181 4 года назад +6

    Just so everyone understands, "alternative facts" are "other truths" and that means not truth, ipso facto...... Lies. The phrase "alternative facts"; is political speaking that is the spin doctored description of lies that only SOUNDS better than LIES.

  • @s9yadvent
    @s9yadvent 7 лет назад +47

    You guys see the Richard Spencer getting punched memes? Great stuff.

    • @koLdZ1
      @koLdZ1 7 лет назад +2

      So, a person being assaulted is fun, eh?

    • @benjaminheim735
      @benjaminheim735 7 лет назад +31

      Hawke N. yeah watching a Nazi piece of shit get assaulted is.

    • @s9yadvent
      @s9yadvent 7 лет назад +18

      Nope, but Richard Spencer deserves it. He promotes hate. His words are dangerous and he's a Nazi. He's also used internet trolling and memes to try to hurt people. This was karma.

    • @mishm5915
      @mishm5915 7 лет назад

      Have you heard of a movie called "Inglorious Basterds"

    • @koLdZ1
      @koLdZ1 7 лет назад

      I just think that it's funny that when people from the other camp are assaulted we always laugh but when our people, who can be just as toxic (looking at you regressive leftists), are assaulted we are outraged

  • @Yuena
    @Yuena 7 лет назад +6

    I been waiting for Trevor Noah to cover this.

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 лет назад

      SimplyYue You and me both

    • @leejohnson6975
      @leejohnson6975 7 лет назад +1

      It's Cris let's hope he covers how great the Dow looks this evening....

  • @gerhardrossouw822
    @gerhardrossouw822 7 лет назад

    Fact is: shows like yours fuel hatred, division, anger riots and violence! Great job, Trevor!!!!!

  • @nobodyfromnowhere3597
    @nobodyfromnowhere3597 7 лет назад

    And they just going eat that up...

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 7 лет назад +8

    You can tell she's just trying not to vomit as she says "alternative facts"

  • @mahaomahao8255
    @mahaomahao8255 7 лет назад +4

    Lovin' it Trevor Noah, keep up the tremendousness!!

    • @mahaomahao8255
      @mahaomahao8255 7 лет назад +2

      Love the show!

    • @V1Down
      @V1Down 7 лет назад

      Sam B lol believe your non funny comedian

  • @tyyahnna9884
    @tyyahnna9884 4 года назад

    coming back to this

  • @pamelaporter1739
    @pamelaporter1739 3 года назад +2

    You won't BELIEVE how bad things are in July 2020. 🤢

    • @pennythefirst2772
      @pennythefirst2772 3 года назад

      If Biden gets elected then his inauguration will be small

  • @gabrielgreenwoodschannel
    @gabrielgreenwoodschannel 7 лет назад +3

    You're gonna need this segment a LOT the next 4 years.

  • @nkanyisoinnocentkhwane3752
    @nkanyisoinnocentkhwane3752 7 лет назад +6

    Trumps people coined the term "Alternative Fact" you bet your ass I'm going to be exploiting that hilarious phrase

  • @bradmolina9113
    @bradmolina9113 4 года назад +2

    If only Americans were more educated. If only.

  • @peterweissmann4144
    @peterweissmann4144 7 лет назад

    I wish the news was like this

  • @KonradofKrakow
    @KonradofKrakow 7 лет назад +3

    I just discovered Desi and I am immensely impressed. Good job!

  • @BroJo676
    @BroJo676 7 лет назад +5

    His presidential victory was also alternative, right?

  • @jayiskindarad
    @jayiskindarad 3 года назад

    what horrifies me is no space after the period.

  • @coolest_gamer2022
    @coolest_gamer2022 3 года назад

    She’s dodging the question

  • @laylaariel3751
    @laylaariel3751 7 лет назад +7

    Al Franken needs to come it with another "lies and the lying liars who tell them" trump edition.

  • @TaymaShine
    @TaymaShine 7 лет назад +88

    george bush looking for wmds in his poncho 😂😂😂😂

    • @TaymaShine
      @TaymaShine 7 лет назад +3

      he'll always be a war criminal pos for that 😐

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 7 лет назад

      Oh look--It's a Russian government propaganda worker still pushing a tired talking point from 13 years ago. So how do you feel about Russia invading Ukraine to steal their territory and the war crimes Russia is committing in Syria RIGHT NOW?

    • @avis119
      @avis119 7 лет назад +7

      nice try diverting the topic...whatever he/she feels about russia/ukraine doesn't change the fact that bush started a disastrous war that killed thousands of civilians, based on imaginary 'intelligence' reports. Even IF launching a unilateral war without being provoked is legal under international law (it isn't), the fact remains that he lied about wmds...its just a 'talking point' is it? tell that to the families of all the civilians who were killed

    • @ltcolkilgore6898
      @ltcolkilgore6898 7 лет назад +1

      And the familes of the American troops(nearly 4500) killed and thousands permanently injured. I'm pretty sure they dont see it as simply a talking point. Trump is more of a bufoon than Bush and that is scary.

  • @kensan9000
    @kensan9000 7 лет назад

    it's like she even sickens herself

  • @WF4L
    @WF4L 7 лет назад

    She knows Alternative facts are equivalent to falsehood

  • @duffystrings9680
    @duffystrings9680 7 лет назад +9

    Conway look like a Hexenbeast

    • @JaslynFellows
      @JaslynFellows 7 лет назад

      Grimmmmmmm

    • @MrCardeso
      @MrCardeso 7 лет назад

      or maybe a ripe walker?

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 лет назад +1

      DuffyStrings You mean after she vogued
      also #GrimmIsAwesome

  • @kibrixxx822
    @kibrixxx822 7 лет назад +5

    I'd like alternative president

  • @alexcentury2166
    @alexcentury2166 5 лет назад

    She couldn't even say it with a straight face.

  • @hellophilly5718
    @hellophilly5718 4 года назад +3

    0:36 is when you could see her soul try to climb out her throat but like her conscious she swallows it down and keeps moving

  • @blancavelasquez9859
    @blancavelasquez9859 7 лет назад +3

    That was he biggest kkk meeting I've ever seen

  • @hrhamada1982
    @hrhamada1982 7 лет назад +4

    man I would LOVE to play poker with someone who is that easy to "read"

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 лет назад +1

      Harrison Hamada Puns☺

    • @Wandererplay
      @Wandererplay 7 лет назад

      That's why Putin... Ooooooh I see

  • @fabianofcarlos
    @fabianofcarlos 5 лет назад

    Trevor is brilliant!

  • @scruffydog7918
    @scruffydog7918 7 лет назад +1

    And if you like your doctor, you keep your doctor.
    Oh sorry. More alternative truth.

  • @kingwindie
    @kingwindie 7 лет назад +3

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while, good show, really good show

  • @levdrekinn1816
    @levdrekinn1816 7 лет назад +5

    Still doesn't beat Hitler's gathering.

  • @zackstoeckmann1078
    @zackstoeckmann1078 7 лет назад

    Why does the media keep showing pictures of the crowd 2 hours before the ceremony even started

  • @anneanne9009
    @anneanne9009 7 лет назад

    LOL OMG, wasn't she an educated woman once? Why would she embarrass herself like that? How can teach her kids not lie now? Talk about no pride and no standards!

  • @anzelmasmatutis2500
    @anzelmasmatutis2500 7 лет назад +5

    Alternative facts from alternative reality :P

  • @Jack-zv6sl
    @Jack-zv6sl 6 лет назад +21

    I have a love life
    #Alternativefacts

  • @denisebell9301
    @denisebell9301 3 года назад

    Looks Who's Talking About Dishonest🤷‍♀️

  • @indioside376
    @indioside376 7 лет назад +2

    ALT FACTS = ALT RIGHT FACTS.