Maybe Trump is being held in one of those harness dealies like Hannibal Lecter, with an aide on hand to open the mouth part so he can speak when it's requested. And the other two know it'll happen to them if they speak out of turn. Just kidding, I know the repubs wouldn't do that to their own no matter how richly it might be deserved.
He also never prepares - so... there's that. Much has been made by frustrated advisors that he'd refuse to prepare for vitally important meetings with allies and adversaries, I doubt VERY much he'd prepare for a debate where all he plans to do is lie and bluff as usual.
@@RobynHoodeofSherwood I don't think they are leaving MAGA madness in great numbers, despite what pundits say. I have knocked on doors over the course of several weeks. Most, trumpers I have run in to are sticking with trump. Some of the most virulent trumpers are former lifelong Democrats. Granted I live in Ohio, however, I live in a small Democratic stronghold.
It's funny how the funniest joke about the rep ticket, is (allegedly) false Jd Vance (allegedly) did not fuck the couch, but everyone would believe it if he did
@@no_name4796 All I know is that in a modern world where it is harder and harder to trust anything.. It is just best to not pass any decisions one way or the other till we know for sure, 100%... So, right now I think we should all be very aware that he either did or did not have sex with that person's couch, and it may or may not be a serial activity...
Do they? I mean, does Trump even have good stuff member, or only yes men? I really believe that working for Trump, without complimenting him every 3 seconds, is impossible
Please, they're all bald by now or at least sporting the same hair-don't of that wannabe cross between Gollum and Goebbels - Can't remember his name - Stephen Heil Miller
His former staff were! Was it 40 Whitehouse staff members that left or were fired, and don't regret it! They ALL say that it was an absolute NIGHTMARE! That's terrifying!! If trump gets in again, it's likely that nobody will leave, because they ALL believe in Project 2025!!! They will ALL be Trump loyalists!
“Describe VP Harris in one word…NO NOT THAT WORD!!!” Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s an actual conversation that the Clump’s team has had to repeatedly have with him.
I soooooo cringed in horror when "bobby" had "to go" to the "bathroom" and then you asked what everyone wanted for lunch. 😅 😂 i knew "bobby" was going to eat that "cat" oh the horror 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I knew that RFK JR. would go after the cat lol. The scary part is that this little meeting is not far from the truth. I couldn't tell you who's more nuts.
@@Pangloss6413 Yes we will. Trump is so full of himself he'll say it with the mics on. And if they do cut them off before hand, he'll just say it louder.
I concur. This approach to what's essentially standup is very much what Bob Newhart did in his early glory days before he got standard sitcom money. Don't get me wrong, I love Bob Newhart's sitcoms, but it's like Whoopi Goldberg's early days were essentially character analysis and it was beautiful work but then she got into movies and then The View... I miss when she was hungry and reckless in front of a live audience. She was SO GOOD. And so was Newhart. Sometimes success can adversely affect inspiration and creativity. I'm happy they were able to cash in on their success but.. hungry and reckless. Newhart and Goldberg were diamonds in the rough in their early days.
@@ZachsMind To be clear. It is the one sided conversation style Bob Newhart was known for with his version using the telephone to achieve the act that I am comparing.
After sean spicer left the white house, i saw a monologue joke (i believe it was jimmy fallon) along the lines of "We wish sean all the best at his new, less stressful job - disarming bombs in the middle of LA gang territory" Id imagine trumps debate coach would be in the same boat
The fact that Trump was the first president (in my lifetime, at least) not to have some kind of companion animal (dog, cat, bird, whatever) was the final confirmation to me that he was a horrible person (which I knew from the ‘80s anyway). I don’t solely judge people on how they react to animals (and vice versa), but when someone actively dislikes animals and/or my dog refuses to go anywhere near someone, I definitely pay attention.
The best part is you could swap out Trump, Kennedy, and Gabbard for literally any other three republicans and the script wouldn't need to be changed. Steve truly captured the soul of the republican party.
Not Kennedy, most Republicans wouldn't try hunting inside the Hilton for food, they might be lecherous or dangerous for a bunch of reasons but RFK is rather special... He was made to convert to a modern Republican, not built to start that way.
And really 2 big macs, 2 fillet-o fish and a chocolate shake is very specific. You could maybe turn that into a Chris Christie joke, but thats about it.
"The best part is you could swap out Trump, Kennedy, and Gabbard for literally any other three republicans and the script wouldn't need to be changed." Uh, no, they don't all eat random animals they find on the road or in parks or hotels. They also don't all eat mountains of MacDonald's food.
Actual “truths”. 🙄 He posted them on Truth Social, not Twitter. Where they have - I kid you not - “retruths” instead of retweets. I don’t like using “cringe” as an adjective, but…
Trump replied to us, "Steve, was such a wonderful guy, everyone was saying it, people came up to me with tears in their eyes, and said mr. Trump you were so awesome, you were the heart of the video, and steve, like little rocket man was there to make you look good"
You, my dear, are absolutely hilarious. I just listened to Keith Olbermann's new Monday edition podcast, and it is bleak. Necessarily so, but still bleak. Thank you for restoring my will to live.
Y'know, some people might be suspicious of all three of them on grounds that they were former Dems. Others might point out that when it came time to run a gigantic scam that could only possibly work on the most gullible people on the entire planet, they all looked immediately at the Republican base.
I hope this debate destroys Trump. As sombody who holds many classic conservative views, i just want maga to go away. Theres nothing convervative about em.
@@anthonyschlott916 oh you know. An America driven by free market ecconomics (with the exception of health care), the protection of the seccond ammendment but with stipulations to prevent mass shootings, and a strong military that stands up to dictarships. Trump doesn't care about any of these things yet claims to be conservation. Harris and Walz are the ones that actualy belive in these things and I see them as centrists as well.
@@troysinnovations4858 Will try to keep this as civil as I can. Personally, I am a hardcore liberal mainly because I want to move forward and embrace change. I think that the more technological we become, the more free market economics will become our shackles and we are not prepared to take care of our populace from technology's march. Trump and his cult are anathema to reason in general so I am 100% in agreement with you there.
Edit in some Peanuts style replies to the kids. So basically wah wah wah, wah wah wah. Like a trombone. 😂😂 Im sure that's exactly how it sounds like when chatting with the trump.
I've often tried to consider what it's like to be a handler of Trump. And trying to prep him for anything. I really don't know how you would prep him without getting fired. He doesn't seem the type to appreciate correction, or practice, or help in general. And unlike with a child, you couldn't really bribe him, because he holds the power. And feeding his ego is a tactic that only works so well when you need to get him to actually follow instructions. Working with him just seems like it would be extremely toxic, unless you worship him, and then you likely wouldn't even be providing value.
In Bobby's defense, he said that Carlton was already road-kill before he decided to eat it. Not sure how a car got into the building, but if Bobby says it happened, it must be true. 😅
Harris is going to spend a good amount of time poking the orange bear through out the debate...you got to wonder if his staffers has develop a plan to repeat what they did at the NABJ event and escort 45 off the stage right before he explodes 😂
Bobby Kennedy ate Carlton the cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU BASTARDS!
One of the maids ran him over with her trolley. Bobby was just making certain it didn't go to waste....
Check the hood of Bobby's car for Carlton!
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
This was the most horrifying thing out of this whole skit. Saw it coming as soon as Bobby asked about the cat.
Totally unrealistic. No debate coach would be able to talk that long without being interrupted by one of these three.
Maybe Trump is being held in one of those harness dealies like Hannibal Lecter, with an aide on hand to open the mouth part so he can speak when it's requested. And the other two know it'll happen to them if they speak out of turn. Just kidding, I know the repubs wouldn't do that to their own no matter how richly it might be deserved.
Minor correction: You know Trump would have fired him within 30 seconds of disagreeing with him.
@@loka7783 That counts as an interruption.
But it is really funny.
😂😂😂 I don't think he would've stuck around after he missed calling him "Mr. President" 😂😂😂
Of all the people on the skit the only one that gets an ounce of sympathy is the imaginary cat. That’s fantastic
I do feel bad for the debate coach. A little.
@@francoislacombe9071 Nope. Some clients you don't HAVE to have. You can just not take the job.
Joke’s on Bobby. Carlton was vaccinated. Transitive property for the win.
If there is one job that's not paid enough, it's this one...
Who am I kidding? Trump never pays 😅
Not being paid at all is definitely not enough…
He also never prepares - so... there's that. Much has been made by frustrated advisors that he'd refuse to prepare for vitally important meetings with allies and adversaries, I doubt VERY much he'd prepare for a debate where all he plans to do is lie and bluff as usual.
Please, oh please, make MAGA virus go away!
not gonna happen. Fanaticism runs rampant in the US over all kinds of topics. Just the label changes
Things have gotten markedly worse over the last 45 years @@fritzhaselnuss7852
What do you think the vaccines were for? sheesh! They caught us. lmao of course I'm kidding.
I feel like MAGA is more akin to an autoimmune disease 😂
@@RobynHoodeofSherwood I don't think they are leaving MAGA madness in great numbers, despite what pundits say. I have knocked on doors over the course of several weeks. Most, trumpers I have run in to are sticking with trump. Some of the most virulent trumpers are former lifelong Democrats. Granted I live in Ohio, however, I live in a small Democratic stronghold.
No Carlton cats were harmed in the making of this video
😄😄 love it
What about childless cat ladies? 🤨
It was hearted so this is canon. New theory is that he ate Carlton's food.
OK, I read the title as "Trump's Debate Couch"... and I was like "oh God, what did JD do this time?"
😂
It's funny how the funniest joke about the rep ticket, is (allegedly) false
Jd Vance (allegedly) did not fuck the couch, but everyone would believe it if he did
This debate couch, would you say it's a master-debater?
@@no_name4796
All I know is that in a modern world where it is harder and harder to trust anything.. It is just best to not pass any decisions one way or the other till we know for sure, 100%...
So, right now I think we should all be very aware that he either did or did not have sex with that person's couch, and it may or may not be a serial activity...
😂😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh and then cry when I realized how realistic it is
His staff must constantly be pulling their hair out
They will all be sporting Trump’s hair soon 😂
Do they? I mean, does Trump even have good stuff member, or only yes men?
I really believe that working for Trump, without complimenting him every 3 seconds, is impossible
Please, they're all bald by now or at least sporting the same hair-don't of that wannabe cross between Gollum and Goebbels - Can't remember his name - Stephen Heil Miller
His former staff were!
Was it 40 Whitehouse staff members that left or were fired, and don't regret it!
They ALL say that it was an absolute NIGHTMARE!
That's terrifying!!
If trump gets in again, it's likely that nobody will leave, because they ALL believe in Project 2025!!!
They will ALL be Trump loyalists!
Well I mean.. they are all racist bigots so they at least will fit the skinhead look
“Describe VP Harris in one word…NO NOT THAT WORD!!!” Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s an actual conversation that the Clump’s team has had to repeatedly have with him.
"Repeatedly" being the key word there.
I soooooo cringed in horror when "bobby" had "to go" to the "bathroom" and then you asked what everyone wanted for lunch. 😅 😂 i knew "bobby" was going to eat that "cat" oh the horror 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
And you wonder why the Kennedys have disavowed RFK, Jr.
No, I don't.
"let's practice your NOT talking..."
The only thing that might work - A stapler!
He's like a toddler
RIP Carlton
“Don’t… don’t tell Junior where the cat lives, or that it doesn’t have a legal owner, Jesus…” 😂
"You're going to need some of them to vote for you." 😂😂
Exactly. "We're not weird, we're rock solid people." Definitely not weird people...
I knew that RFK JR. would go after the cat lol. The scary part is that this little meeting is not far from the truth. I couldn't tell you who's more nuts.
The fact that I'm only about 80% sure RFK Jr. wouldn't eat a housecat scares the crap out of me.
This is like watching Bob Newhart! Brilliant!
Poor Carlton...
I was waiting for that "Mr. President" correction and Steve didn't fail me.
This was perfection.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
You just know Trump won't be able to help himself and will say something stupid
But we won’t hear it because the microphones will be turned off
@@Pangloss6413 Yes we will. Trump is so full of himself he'll say it with the mics on. And if they do cut them off before hand, he'll just say it louder.
Really as usual!!
@@Pangloss6413 I'm betting on "hot mikes" Wouldn't YOU set that up if you were the Kamala campaign? i sure would
Always!!
Bob Newhart would have liked this, I believe.
I concur. This approach to what's essentially standup is very much what Bob Newhart did in his early glory days before he got standard sitcom money. Don't get me wrong, I love Bob Newhart's sitcoms, but it's like Whoopi Goldberg's early days were essentially character analysis and it was beautiful work but then she got into movies and then The View... I miss when she was hungry and reckless in front of a live audience. She was SO GOOD. And so was Newhart. Sometimes success can adversely affect inspiration and creativity. I'm happy they were able to cash in on their success but.. hungry and reckless. Newhart and Goldberg were diamonds in the rough in their early days.
@@ZachsMind To be clear. It is the one sided conversation style Bob Newhart was known for with his version using the telephone to achieve the act that I am comparing.
They're Eating THE CATS!
That was brilliant!!!😂😂😂 Poor Carlton 😢. Well done!
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After sean spicer left the white house, i saw a monologue joke (i believe it was jimmy fallon) along the lines of
"We wish sean all the best at his new, less stressful job - disarming bombs in the middle of LA gang territory"
Id imagine trumps debate coach would be in the same boat
Hahaha this is so great. I'm writing to the Daily Show to make you the new permanent host.
Excellent idea!
Disclaimer:
No cat was harmed in the making of this parody. Besides all animals are allergic to Trump 😂
The fact that Trump was the first president (in my lifetime, at least) not to have some kind of companion animal (dog, cat, bird, whatever) was the final confirmation to me that he was a horrible person (which I knew from the ‘80s anyway). I don’t solely judge people on how they react to animals (and vice versa), but when someone actively dislikes animals and/or my dog refuses to go anywhere near someone, I definitely pay attention.
@@ButMadNNW626 ^^^ this!!
Good one
The best part is you could swap out Trump, Kennedy, and Gabbard for literally any other three republicans and the script wouldn't need to be changed. Steve truly captured the soul of the republican party.
You cannot capture the soul of the republican party, as they have already sold off that soul to the best buyer
Not Kennedy, most Republicans wouldn't try hunting inside the Hilton for food, they might be lecherous or dangerous for a bunch of reasons but RFK is rather special... He was made to convert to a modern Republican, not built to start that way.
And really 2 big macs, 2 fillet-o fish and a chocolate shake is very specific. You could maybe turn that into a Chris Christie joke, but thats about it.
"The best part is you could swap out Trump, Kennedy, and Gabbard for literally any other three republicans and the script wouldn't need to be changed."
Uh, no, they don't all eat random animals they find on the road or in parks or hotels. They also don't all eat mountains of MacDonald's food.
Another great video from Steve. The only unrealistic thing about it is that Trump would never hire someone this rational and articulate.
Saw this pop up in my feed and thought, “ohhhhh, this gon’ be good!”
That eating pets shit aged way to well way too fast
This is more real than the real thing!
At least Bobby didn’t take the cat to the gravel pit!!
I was immediately concerned when it was mentioned the cat didn't have a legal owner.
If this video were from just a few months ago, the joke about RFK Jr and the cat would be about Kristi Noem and a puppy.
Those were actual tweets?
Actual “truths”. 🙄 He posted them on Truth Social, not Twitter. Where they have - I kid you not - “retruths” instead of retweets.
I don’t like using “cringe” as an adjective, but…
😬
Trump replied to us, "Steve, was such a wonderful guy, everyone was saying it, people came up to me with tears in their eyes, and said mr. Trump you were so awesome, you were the heart of the video, and steve, like little rocket man was there to make you look good"
You, my dear, are absolutely hilarious. I just listened to Keith Olbermann's new Monday edition podcast, and it is bleak. Necessarily so, but still bleak. Thank you for restoring my will to live.
When you introduced Carlton, i got a pit in my stomach anticipating what was coming.
Jesus, he really wrote all that? How is this man running for POTUS, again?
This is satire, dude.
The social media posts are real
@@liquidityoforange440Holy sh..
REALLY?!!
Fecking brilliant 👏
"Stop using self-centred speach."
😂😂😂😂
That's _all_ he uses!
Ohhh now I get it: Bobby, Jr. is from Melmac! Makes perfect sense, I knew he couldn't be human. 🤣
Had to look that up to get the Alf reference.
I knew he ate cats, but not much else.
We can't make light of this. These people are in serious contention to be the the next government. And I assure you it won't be funny then.....
Three former Dems walk into a grift...
Y'know, some people might be suspicious of all three of them on grounds that they were former Dems. Others might point out that when it came time to run a gigantic scam that could only possibly work on the most gullible people on the entire planet, they all looked immediately at the Republican base.
Steve, if Saturday Night Live doesn’t call you, I’m calling them, myself, about you.😂
🤣😆🤣 Thanks. as usual a great laugh!!!!
The cat getting eaten was a PREMONITION!!
I mean not literally, but it's hilarious that the topic of eating cats ACTUALLY came up in the debate lol
"I honestly cant tell if you're joking."
Lmfao
The absolutely correct ending. LOL
Trump just grabs them, but....
Bobby ate a whole one 🤣
This is great. Keep up the good work.
I hope this debate destroys Trump. As sombody who holds many classic conservative views, i just want maga to go away. Theres nothing convervative about em.
Out of genuine interest, what do you mean by 'classic conservative'?
@@anthonyschlott916 oh you know. An America driven by free market ecconomics (with the exception of health care), the protection of the seccond ammendment but with stipulations to prevent mass shootings, and a strong military that stands up to dictarships. Trump doesn't care about any of these things yet claims to be conservation. Harris and Walz are the ones that actualy belive in these things and I see them as centrists as well.
@@troysinnovations4858 Will try to keep this as civil as I can. Personally, I am a hardcore liberal mainly because I want to move forward and embrace change. I think that the more technological we become, the more free market economics will become our shackles and we are not prepared to take care of our populace from technology's march.
Trump and his cult are anathema to reason in general so I am 100% in agreement with you there.
I love you, Steve.
So it was Kennedy who trump was referring to with his eating dogs and cats bullshit! I see it now!
Great skit! I honestly think being Trump's debate coach must be the most frustrating job in the world.
I knew he was going to eat the cat... Weirdo RFK strikes again
And if pressed on health-care?
"I have concepts of a plan!"
Perfect.
Well done and well said! Thank you
Brilliant. Cheering you on from Minnesota. 😂
Given last night's debate, this video aged like fine wine.
Just wanna say, the "eating the cat," part turned out to be oddly prophetic lol
Priceless! Love it to death!
Priceless! 😂
Edit in some Peanuts style replies to the kids. So basically wah wah wah, wah wah wah. Like a trombone. 😂😂
Im sure that's exactly how it sounds like when chatting with the trump.
We needed this!
Thank you, Steve!
I've often tried to consider what it's like to be a handler of Trump. And trying to prep him for anything. I really don't know how you would prep him without getting fired. He doesn't seem the type to appreciate correction, or practice, or help in general. And unlike with a child, you couldn't really bribe him, because he holds the power. And feeding his ego is a tactic that only works so well when you need to get him to actually follow instructions. Working with him just seems like it would be extremely toxic, unless you worship him, and then you likely wouldn't even be providing value.
Liked already
What will Kennedy do to Carlton??
Edit: ohhh Bobby ate him, that checks out
You are hilarious! I loved it.
Sadly it's hard to tell if this is satire anymore.
Hahaha. I needed a laugh. Thank you!
Let this be a lesson. Keep your animals away from RFK!
The cat Carlton was so funny! Kinda reminds me of ALF, from the 80's TV show! ALF use to try to eat the family cat! 😂
The Best! 👏 Spot on!
Brilliant!
Haitian immigrants aren’t eating your pets. It’s all RFK, Jr.
"Is that ... a whisker?" It took me a second to figure that out and I wish I hadn't.
In Bobby's defense, he said that Carlton was already road-kill before he decided to eat it. Not sure how a car got into the building, but if Bobby says it happened, it must be true. 😅
😂😂😂
This is OUTSTANDING!!!
😂😂😂😂
This is so good!
How did you know the debate was going to talk about eating cats?!?!?
All this sketch needed was an awkward donut order
Haha! Your imagination is amazing!!
Love 💕 it!
Dementia Don would never take any criticism or advice
Well well, who’s eating pets now?
It’s going to go so much worse than that.
The moment I heard about Carlton, I knew where this was going. RIP Carlton.
They should named the cat Schrödinger as the ultimate meta joke
Schrodinger's cat both is and is not named Carlton
"Try to avoid self-centered language" lmfao
Chekhov's Carlton.
Classic. 😅
"If a cat makes an appearance, it must be eaten." -RFK Jr. probably.
Carleton Michigan happens to be a place I lived in for a few years in my youth, so the name of the cat is doubly funny to me. =)
I imagine trying to teach Trump anything would be like herding cats.
Excellent!
Harris is going to spend a good amount of time poking the orange bear through out the debate...you got to wonder if his staffers has develop a plan to repeat what they did at the NABJ event and escort 45 off the stage right before he explodes 😂
Who would’ve thought that pet eating would be such a major part of the debate? IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT STEVE!!! 😂
wait, is he talking to a room full of toddlers?
Perfect!!