Farvann! Farvann! I have a suggestion... How to make Irish Black Metal. If your looking for a unique country to explore.... Man... How have you not thought of Ireland... I'm kinda stoned at the moment not going to lie... I mean just eating some devil's lettuce, I mean lettuce... Yeah, lettuce... I'm sorry dude I just realized y'all probably filled up with a tonne of requests... But dude, I should be a used car salesman, am I right... Streams of consciousness aye.
07:01 is a Among Us meme, this game crushes every other game at the moment. There are a group of crewmates on a ship and two impostors who want to sabotage and kill the innocent crewmates. When your name is red it means you're the impostor. It's a very exciting game about who is faster, the impostors killing the crewmates/sabotaging the space ship or the crewmates finding out who the bad guys are.
Yeah, I just found out what "Among Us" is. Looks pretty funny and interesting I gotta say. Unlike Fortnite or whatever which is just another random shooter game.
Me: "After watching your videos i finally got calm down" Farvann: "Watch this or this video to calm down. Ok? Cool Me: "But i alrea...." Farvann: "Join our discord, create some memes and stop crying" Me: :(
Dude, you are THAT brutal, that anytime my puppies misbehave, i send them your Black Metal army of hundreds of faces of you to scare them, to make sure they get in bed, and it works! Can you believe it? **Puppies bark** FARV.. FARV.... FAARRRRVVV!!!!
7:03 joke here is when you are imposter in among us your name is red to you and imposters but not crewmates so if he says “our name is red” it means “f*ck us”
Hey farvan the most black metal thimg i ever done was to hichhike 150 miles along a high way in canada with dence ebergreen fotest on either side with 2 kittens inside a diffel bag. It was cold and lonley and took 24 hrs. When we got to a shack in the woods whith no electrick or running water they had many litters there and ate rabbits to thete hearts content.
Me: watches Farvaan video for the first time Also me: Why am I watching a german dude making english voiced videos and even type ein englischsprachiges Kommentar
We're all so Black Metal, we don't need therapy time, we just feed on our anger and problems and make a satanic Black Metal song about it. Said the Christian Non-Black-Metal-head lmao
7:18 BDM is short for Bund Deutsche Mädel, it was the girl's counterpart to the boy's Hitler Jugend (HJ), Deutsches Jungvolk (DJ) was the umbrella organization.
7:05 Godzilla got a stroke while reading this and fucking died🦖💀😆 Und ja, ich sehe definitiv wie Arnie aus (oder ich kann ihn zumindest nachmachen😆) glg aus Lotasticland
Come by and make your own memes! discord.com/invite/6cQSDak
I need the MEMESsssssss. . .(echos)
It's not BM, but have you heard the song The Descent Of Man by Sabazius?
Goat noises 🤣
Your therapy time is better than the mr. 504
Farvann! Farvann! I have a suggestion... How to make Irish Black Metal. If your looking for a unique country to explore.... Man... How have you not thought of Ireland... I'm kinda stoned at the moment not going to lie... I mean just eating some devil's lettuce, I mean lettuce... Yeah, lettuce... I'm sorry dude I just realized y'all probably filled up with a tonne of requests... But dude, I should be a used car salesman, am I right... Streams of consciousness aye.
Farvann holding the hunting rifle: “I was actually there in the woods to shoot that”
Best accidental joke ever 😆
Didn't even notice that 😆
Hey, I got called Jesus in high school too! It truly is a shared experience metalheads have
Same ;)
Same, some people still call me jusus
It happened to me a lot in high school too
My grandpa said that I could be Jesus in a theater, so, you're not alone
Same, rip
Don't worrie guys, the cd's are going to be shipped......
By ship
But why is the rum always gone?
0:43 the way he moved his hair, fucking majestic
lmao
When there's 666 likes and you don't want to ruin it.
Still wondering if Farvann will ever conquer the planet. . . after watching back his old videos. . . Will he or no?
I actually watched one of my old videos. "Raw Black Metal Tutorial" ... to be honest I couldn't stop laughing
@@Farvann And of course you will conquer the planet after that, right? Making everbody listen to black metal
Why does the background music sound like a bad porno? Was that the intention Farvann? :p
the intention was to sound like a bad porno.
it is fucking awesome in this way
He sold out bro.
It's a Purulent Spermcanal song
its a multi use room with multiple "user". So right now there is soimething different going on. German things!
When Far-Van misses the 69-420 joke @8:33 *Facepalm*
Oooohhhh damn... that's pretty embarassing
Hey man, I missed it too ROFL
Am I the only one who can't seem to find Farvanns beer channel?
Eric & Frank TV
Cheers mate!
Haha die Hitler reference almost killed me lol
*demonitized*
Ha, that joke killed 85 million people.
7:58 what the hell else am i supposed to do, whisper-growl at 3 pm on a zoom call?
That 1-2 seconds of a Hitler speech to say he was also Austrian was golden! Laughed my ass off. Good vid.
When was it
Traditional German humor
Good ol German humor.
I wish us foreigners made jokes about our past.
Thanks for the therapy time 🤣
07:01 is a Among Us meme, this game crushes every other game at the moment. There are a group of crewmates on a ship and two impostors who want to sabotage and kill the innocent crewmates. When your name is red it means you're the impostor. It's a very exciting game about who is faster, the impostors killing the crewmates/sabotaging the space ship or the crewmates finding out who the bad guys are.
Yeah, I just found out what "Among Us" is. Looks pretty funny and interesting I gotta say. Unlike Fortnite or whatever which is just another random shooter game.
why explain it like that. theres an actual Genre for that. Among us is just a TTT and thats it.
Its like space station 13 only for normal "people"
Normie shit
But it gets pretty boring if you aren't an imposter. I wouldn't recommend playing it on random online lobbies
9:17 “Always hits me right in the face” *touches another body part that isn’t the FACE*
07:50 based Farvann
Me: "After watching your videos i finally got calm down"
Farvann: "Watch this or this video to calm down. Ok? Cool
Me: "But i alrea...."
Farvann: "Join our discord, create some memes and stop crying"
Me: :(
2:45 Jesus genannt zu werden ist immer noch besser als Wolfgang Petry genannt zu werden, wie ich, also hey...
Thanks for that therapy time. I needed to get taken down a peg
8:45
Little did he know, that meme was from the future.
i actually remember you saying horses are scary but i dont know when that was :P
Dude, you are THAT brutal, that anytime my puppies misbehave, i send them your Black Metal army of hundreds of faces of you to scare them, to make sure they get in bed, and it works! Can you believe it?
**Puppies bark**
FARV.. FARV.... FAARRRRVVV!!!!
No one:
Farvann: *L I Q U I D B E R R I E S*
THIS. I love this.
Therapy time!!! YES!! 👍🏽🤘🏽🔥
Can’t afford therapy? No problem Farvann got u 🙌
This man is the davie504 of black metal
8:08 I guess you thought priest?
Das ist genau das was ich während diesen neuen Lockdown brauche 🤘🏻
Cute, funny and handsome guy with an awesome taste in music ❤
5:18 lol my name is Francesco but actually people call me Franz. Coincidences? Am I your Italian clone?
I can't even see someone drinking right now...my head is exploding...too much caipirinhas yesterday...
This is the first Video from u that I saw and now I’m a subscriber
It's from Christopher - Fick Dich ey!
Lol.
It feelss awesoomee to see you react yourself
7:03 joke here is when you are imposter in among us your name is red to you and imposters but not crewmates so if he says “our name is red” it means “f*ck us”
I know its dumb but I laugh so loud when farvann said "Oh my god"
I used to get called the Jesus thing too. Metalheads called me Cargo because we used to look just alike.
Therapy made me cry
Laughing
man i love your videos why tf you don't have 1m subs
we need black metal and dsbm scream tutorial ;-)
yes please do another album recommendation
Oh my 😌 so calming 😄
Glorious.
Do you like your beer super cold or just kinda cold? There are some beers that I can't stand unless they're basically ice
Hi farvaan, I am a big fan from India man
*Zeit, ein Black metal lied aufzunehmen.*
2:49 Lol my metal friend and I are also called jesus. I wonder why...
2:10 i hope u dont pour beer like that, its also just a liquid LOL
Off topic but your hair is very pretty!
How about making a/several black metal backing tracks to practice my drumming to 0.o
So you broke your guitar and it became a mem that is crazy stuff
10:39 i mean %0.0000001 of world population is 8.09 it’s like 8-9 listeners sold-out band….
I'm new here! Great channel, great content! Subscribed!
Translavanian hunger meme is pure gold
whath dou you think of siebenbürgen (espscieally plagued be thy angel album and song) bussi
feel blessed to have witnessed the first and second therapy sessions
You got "memmogenic" face mimic ;)
8:57 new pedal meme possibly
Here's another pedal
Because you're epic
Dude, what's the shirt you're wearing in the video? It's sick!
"What's up *slaps* Blackers" got me rofl. dodnt expect a davie504 reference
*_Brutal._*
9:20 farvann has some weird anatomy with a face on the chest
What do you think about the band Totalselfhatred?
Farvann you are great!
I'm drinking beer quietly. Then... is 3:49 and I almost spit on my laptop with that beer.
BDM usually means Brutal death metal in case you don't know yet.
Hey Farvaan, what do you think of X band?
3:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂
include the link for your beer tasting chanell pleaaase
Hey farvann was sind deinen persönlich liebsten atmospheric Black metal albums? Däde mich interessieren
Hey farvan the most black metal thimg i ever done was to hichhike 150 miles along a high way in canada with dence ebergreen fotest on either side with 2 kittens inside a diffel bag. It was cold and lonley and took 24 hrs. When we got to a shack in the woods whith no electrick or running water they had many litters there and ate rabbits to thete hearts content.
5:37 feels like a personal attack ngl
haha, makes it even better
Me: watches Farvaan video for the first time
Also me: Why am I watching a german dude making english voiced videos and even type ein englischsprachiges Kommentar
xD gimme link to your beer teasting channel
No, it's German :D
Hmmmm. Thought Shirt was a BM Ninja Turtle....
Yeeeaaaaaah
BDM: Brutal Death Metal
BSDM: Brutal Slamming Death Metal
BDSM: Bondage Discipline Sado-Masochism
DSBM: Depressive Suicidal Black Metal
What is the name of your beer tasting channel?
I had a mate in middleschool with long hair and he was called Jesus xD I see it's super common in every school on world :D
Horses are scary as hell. You're right.
People call me Jesus at school 💀
We're all so Black Metal, we don't need therapy time, we just feed on our anger and problems and make a satanic Black Metal song about it.
Said the Christian Non-Black-Metal-head lmao
Ja ja ja ENDLICH
7:18 BDM is short for Bund Deutsche Mädel, it was the girl's counterpart to the boy's Hitler Jugend (HJ), Deutsches Jungvolk (DJ) was the umbrella organization.
Dat macht Sinn
@@Farvann wünsche dir frohe Pesttage🤪
7:05
Godzilla got a stroke while reading this and fucking died🦖💀😆
Und ja, ich sehe definitiv wie Arnie aus (oder ich kann ihn zumindest nachmachen😆) glg aus Lotasticland
Metalhead guys are called Jesus and girls are called witch. At least me. Who can relate?
That Hitler reference was great 😂
You sure you uploaded the right one this time?
😅
I thought that shirt said Supreme Rain lol
Almost :D
SLAPPERS!
that therapy time..hahahha..
I love the ž (zh) 10:21 :o
they called me IT jesus because of my long brown hair/beard and glasses. Also because I study IT.
if i send you my guitars ,,,, can you do intonation on them and send back please ?
A guy who likes metal, is from germamy, doesn't have so good english and knows Davie504.
How could you imagine a better youtuber!?
IKR
Hello, I can't join the discord channel :(
0:01👁️👄👁️ !!
What is your beer channel called?
Eric and Frank TV
Frank... Einfach DER deutsche Name 😂🤘🏻
11:05 * Davie504 lurking *
Ps ich werde auch die ganze Zeit Jesus genannt.....Toll 9a ihr seid Legenden