Legend says that at night you can still hear Thorny scream “I have 14 brothers across the timelines” at the yiga clan base. After that Mattison unleashed her fury on Hyrule
@@StopLegoLord are you okay sir?it was just quite ovious, and i couldn't find any other answer.besides who the fuck are you?why are you just suddenly rambling about a random comment on a game?
But @ThornyFox, you do have a firstborn son! He was a Lizalfos, and you gave him the Master Sword and trained him to fight Calamity Ganon, but he broke the Hero's Code and ran away. After a harsh punishment from his mother the Hinox you played catch with him and his friend, which resulted in his friend's death and your son's betrayal. You couldn't become leader of the clan because he's still out there, waiting and preparing for your return...
Oh man your so innovative(especially the banana mission down to the depths of depths) and your editing is always good (especially the spring travel😂) Pls continue the same
At first I thought this video was you just putting on the yiga outfit and going to jail, but I did not expect you being able to roam in gerudo town with it on! Great video. Mattison is the most powerful being in hyrule. 🤣
If a Hylian and a Gerudo can have children together, then surely a Hylian and a Bokoblin can have Hylian/Boko children too. Next time, marry a Bokoblin, have a child Bokoblin, and then feed the child Bokoblin to the Molduga. Then you'll become Yiga Master.
Hey, ThornyFox! I absolutely love your hilarious videos like this and the obstacle course for example. I was wondering if I could borrow a couple of those ideas for my own videos, I think it would be a good addition to me 9 subscriber channel. I would be sure to give you a shout out in the videos for the ideas, and would link your channel down in the description. Please let me know your opinion and I would agree with your decision either way. Thank you for the amazing content!
There's a cave in the desert with a leviathan skeleton inside. You can steal its tail (or save it in autobuild) and use it to push NPCs around. Gone are the days of slowly sprinting into NPCs over and over for 10 hours!
Hopefully in the Future there will be a glitch, wich will make it possible to kill Zelda, so you can be at least the king of hyrule… maybe then will the yiga will pay you the respect you deserve… or link will come and kill mattison
Here's another one OOOOOH SOMEBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE PIGEONS LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE THE PIGEONS WERE DANCING AND TALKING TO THEIR FRIENDS put me on uh, capture the flag AND THOSE PIGEONS WERE CLUCKING AS THEY PECK THE SEEDS AND WERE BEEP AND WE ALL KNOW CAUSE THAT'S WHERE PIGEONS COME FROM OOOH THE PIGEONS WERE UNDER THE BRIDGE UNDER THE BRIDGE IS WHERE THE PIGEONS WERE PECKING THE BREAD CRUMBS THAT THE HOMELESS MAN THREW AT THEM ONE OF THE BREAD CRUMBS GOT STUCK IN THE THROAT OF A PIGEON SO HE CHOKED TO DEATH AND DIED THEN THE HOMELESS MAN TOOK THE PIGEON AND BEAT HIM WITH A STICK THE PIGEON CROAKED AS PIGEONS DO AND THE HOMELESS MAN ATE HIM THE PIGEONS UNDER THE BRIIIDGE EATING BREAD CRUMBS THROWN BY THE HOMELESS MAN PIGEONS UNDER THE... *BRIIIIIIIDGE!!!!!1!1!1!!!*
Legend says that at night you can still hear Thorny scream “I have 14 brothers across the timelines” at the yiga clan base. After that Mattison unleashed her fury on Hyrule
Glory to Master Mattison
Yeah
@@ThornyFoxMasterSON
Hehe good thing Matt is on only needs one person right…right?…OH GOD PLEASE NO IF YOU SEE THIS RUN PLEASE NO NO PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHH….
Yeah, link you’re the first born child you’re 1 million years old in reincarnation
love how all the children NPCs are invincible in both botw and totk, the devs actually knew people will abduct them and try to kill em
Lol, reminds me of Twilight Princess in kakariko village with that little girl!
I mean I'm pretty sure every NPC is invincible
@@MBZ901 no.
@@user-et2dx5du7eLOL! You think you're so cool and intimidating with your short and blunt answers. Who drops a period after a one-word response??
@@StopLegoLord are you okay sir?it was just quite ovious, and i couldn't find any other answer.besides who the fuck are you?why are you just suddenly rambling about a random comment on a game?
I should have known that Riju had been hiding bananas from us the whole time.
I bet she has all the hearty durians too. I WILL find them!
She ain't slick enough @ThornyFox
If you're willing to break reality and descend into hell in pursuit of bananas, you are absolutely qualified to lead the Yiga Clan.
Mattison pulled out the biggest uno reverse card in Hyrule history
But @ThornyFox, you do have a firstborn son! He was a Lizalfos, and you gave him the Master Sword and trained him to fight Calamity Ganon, but he broke the Hero's Code and ran away. After a harsh punishment from his mother the Hinox you played catch with him and his friend, which resulted in his friend's death and your son's betrayal. You couldn't become leader of the clan because he's still out there, waiting and preparing for your return...
Oh yeah, I remember him!
I disowned him.
WHAT
Mattison: What's a fish?
Thorny: YOUR DOOM
Mattison: but can i eat it or not?
Thorny: uh you will see
Too funny, Thorny, that's what you get for messing with cute little Mattison! Thanks again, your content creation is superb, you have no equal.
I learned my lesson. Just like in Skyrim, kids are the most powerful beings in the universe.
@@ThornyFoxI'm just curious... but what's your opinion on Yona? (The light green manta ray Zora)
@@marleynightingale4312SHE STOLE SIDON FROM ME
That spring contraption is amazing I'm gonna need to try that. It's like the Zelda equivalent of Skyrim Giants
7:21 Why do I find their little "Urmph" sound before they jump out of the sand so cute? 😂
Yes the sound of shitting yourself is very cute, I agree
Oh man your so innovative(especially the banana mission down to the depths of depths) and your editing is always good (especially the spring travel😂) Pls continue the same
“Wanna see my pet fish?”😂 6:41
GLORY TO MASTER MATTISON
That was a great story plot twist. 😂😂
Somehow, Kohga has returned.
4:44 that's lowkey a kind of epic anti hero entry
Yeeees! new video!
Justice for Mattison
6:02 well that escalated quickly
Idk how, but I somehow knew that step two would be watch a memory lol. Probably cause almost every glitch uses watching memories
Cool video! I like to do the Yiga glitch and then equip the scimitar of the seven. Then if you go to riju she will say you match with her.
That can only mean one thing. Riju is a yiga!
@@ThornyFox:0
😮😮😮😮 😮😮😮 %
Great video hope you hit 100K subscribers
Why does Riju have so many bananas in the first place huh?
HMMMMMM
The historians say the guards are still lookong to this day
Keep it up dude! MORE STUFF PLS
Very entertaining my kid and I love watching your videos. Keep up the good work thumbs up of course.
Technically, you could sacrifice mattison to a bokoblin and she will die.
nice video, always funny!
4:01 I couldn’t stop laughing at this part 😂😂😂
Mattison has plot armor lol 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry thorny, not this time 😅
At first I thought this video was you just putting on the yiga outfit and going to jail, but I did not expect you being able to roam in gerudo town with it on! Great video. Mattison is the most powerful being in hyrule. 🤣
Hey ThornyFox! I have a question, what do you record your videos with?
I use a capture card, specifically the Elgato HD 60 S
We going to gerudo jail with this one!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗‼️‼️‼️♨️♨️♨️
How many hours do you have on Tears of the Kingdom?! Just curious.
Your videos are hilarious, like always, does the clothing glitch work with any version of the game or just earlier versions?
I know it works on the latest version, so I assume it works on all previous versions too like most glitches
@ThornyFox I think I have the most recent version. I can't wait to walk around Gerudo Town like I own the place, lol.
You are the best❤
If a Hylian and a Gerudo can have children together, then surely a Hylian and a Bokoblin can have Hylian/Boko children too. Next time, marry a Bokoblin, have a child Bokoblin, and then feed the child Bokoblin to the Molduga. Then you'll become Yiga Master.
Only I, the Banana Warrior, am fit to lead this mighty clan.
Is the bananas actually real lol?
No, it’s for the vid lol
*are
No
Hey, ThornyFox! I absolutely love your hilarious videos like this and the obstacle course for example. I was wondering if I could borrow a couple of those ideas for my own videos, I think it would be a good addition to me 9 subscriber channel. I would be sure to give you a shout out in the videos for the ideas, and would link your channel down in the description. Please let me know your opinion and I would agree with your decision either way. Thank you for the amazing content!
Sure thing, the more RUclipsrs out there the better!
Ok, thank you! I wanted to make sure I had your permission first.
Sacrificing your first born child to the family’s pet fish. How….kind…of you…🤗
6:46
where did you get that?
There's a giant leviathan skeleton in one of the Gerudo caves. So I stole its tail and used it to push NPCs, naturally.
Our last line of defense will be Link Meanwhile Link:
You should have sacrificed mattison to the chasm.
I wonder if we should take over the bokoblin race
Where do you get the bone that you abused the little girl with?
There's a cave in the desert with a leviathan skeleton inside. You can steal its tail (or save it in autobuild) and use it to push NPCs around. Gone are the days of slowly sprinting into NPCs over and over for 10 hours!
How do you take mittison to yiga clan hideout?
Get a big bone and PUUUUSH
Hopefully in the Future there will be a glitch, wich will make it possible to kill Zelda, so you can be at least the king of hyrule… maybe then will the yiga will pay you the respect you deserve… or link will come and kill mattison
GLORY TO MASTER KOGHA
Dude use the lighting Helm with the Yiga shirt and shoes
where did your gnawed stick go?
I just hit 300 subs earlier
I knew that I shouldn’t have finished the botw tarrey town quest. It’s all my fault. Sorry guys.
Riju’s banana stash is real u get so many banans
I thought it was master goha not koga i laughed😂
YOO REMEBER ME THORNY FOX! You made a massive poem for me?
Here's another one
OOOOOH SOMEBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE PIGEONS LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE THE PIGEONS WERE DANCING AND TALKING TO THEIR FRIENDS put me on uh, capture the flag AND THOSE PIGEONS WERE CLUCKING AS THEY PECK THE SEEDS AND WERE BEEP AND WE ALL KNOW CAUSE THAT'S WHERE PIGEONS COME FROM OOOH THE PIGEONS WERE UNDER THE BRIDGE UNDER THE BRIDGE IS WHERE THE PIGEONS WERE PECKING THE BREAD CRUMBS THAT THE HOMELESS MAN THREW AT THEM ONE OF THE BREAD CRUMBS GOT STUCK IN THE THROAT OF A PIGEON SO HE CHOKED TO DEATH AND DIED THEN THE HOMELESS MAN TOOK THE PIGEON AND BEAT HIM WITH A STICK THE PIGEON CROAKED AS PIGEONS DO AND THE HOMELESS MAN ATE HIM THE PIGEONS UNDER THE BRIIIDGE EATING BREAD CRUMBS THROWN BY THE HOMELESS MAN PIGEONS UNDER THE... *BRIIIIIIIDGE!!!!!1!1!1!!!*
But this is still good
Not my child😧😧
#TOTK
Master kiva is not gone
He’s in king Rome’s house on great plateau
Cool
7:12 I tried doing the same thing but with Aaqlet…
You don’t get it *laugh*
ALL NPC’S ARE GODS!
Isn’t the gerudo town abandoned and there’s a shelter?
You’ve probably figured it out by now, but they move back into town after you complete the story.
You should have done it the way you did it to granteson
Murdering zelda:
Bro this is so funny lol :) but seriously why do you have to sacrifice a first born child??
The glitch worked in 2:01
Lol
Hello!
Good job on your video!
De legen of matisson
i see the vieuws always + 10 lol
Who are your 14 brothers???
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@@ThornyFoxah yes
5:55
Some things are better not to
Oops
Like for thorny👇👍
>:)
Women haha- i mean. Glory to Master Khoga.
:)
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Awesome plot. 😂Does Link have a license for his pet fish? 😆
ruclips.net/video/pnq96W9jtuw/видео.html
I don't think he even has a license to drive vehicles, but that doesn't stop him!