Shark Scientist Reacts to 'Meg 2: The Trench' (Movie Commentary & Reaction)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @SHARKBYTES
    @SHARKBYTES  6 месяцев назад +106

    Despite not being copyrighted to the point of blocking the entire video, the fat cats at Warner Bros have still demonetized the video 🥲 #DownWithFatCats

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 6 месяцев назад +17

      Your review should make the clips fair use!!!

    • @cazzey8569
      @cazzey8569 6 месяцев назад +15

      Omg no way! Totally fair use. You're giving transformative information as well as sarcasm! 😢

    • @michelleross9782
      @michelleross9782 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm so sorry Kristian. They're are whole channels who do nothing but commentary. How are they getting past them but you couldn't.

    • @cazzey8569
      @cazzey8569 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@michelleross9782 depends what you're trying to commentate on. People for instance doing commentary on other RUclips content or TikTok content can be used as long as it's classed as transformative. However, it can be difficult (as Kris finds out all the time bless him) when reacting to films from big companies like Warner Brothers, Disney etc.
      BUT: My opinion is still as I said in my other comment is, you should be able to add commentary to films and the like if what you do is transformative. Like adding information on sharks like Kris does. However, that's probably what they dislike.. That he knows more than them 😂😂

    • @TheLostGameChronicles
      @TheLostGameChronicles 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ahh so annoying! I love these movie commentary videos you do so much! I'm sorry they end up getting demonetized or otherwise limited. Have you ever considered a Patreon for extra content? You could put these on there and you wouldn't have to worry about RUclips's demonetization craziness. I, for one, would subscribe to that for this content, particularly longer form! It'd be super fun! #DownWithFatCats!

  • @PahzWatchesYouTube
    @PahzWatchesYouTube 6 месяцев назад +136

    When I asked my husband what he thought about this movie, he replied: "Well... it was a movie that was made."

    • @LadyLeomon
      @LadyLeomon 6 месяцев назад +5

      If there’s truer statement I haven’t heard it yet 🤣🤣🤣
      (For me personally it was a proper hardy-har but if I had a choice I’d go for Deep Blue Sea (even less scientifically accurate but more fun) or the always amazing Jaws)

  • @itslinziwalker
    @itslinziwalker 6 месяцев назад +41

    Your face when you're talking about statham holding his breath at 25,000 😂😂😂

  • @RamenNoodle1985
    @RamenNoodle1985 6 месяцев назад +36

    The bit where Statham "floods" his sinuses with water had me screaming "but what about his lungs??? They're full of air too!!! Haven't you people seen The Abyss???" 😂😂😂

  • @Tymbus
    @Tymbus 6 месяцев назад +101

    The Kraken and Dino-gater creatures were obviously introduced because, if you are on an island, it is easy to escape a megladon - just get out of the water

    • @icefishstatsyt8224
      @icefishstatsyt8224 6 месяцев назад

      I thought the dino gators were supposed to represent a species of temnospondyl amphibian

    • @lalehiandeity1649
      @lalehiandeity1649 6 месяцев назад

      Megalodon existing helps push animals’ evolution toward escaping to land.

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 4 месяца назад

      @@icefishstatsyt8224 that too

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 4 месяца назад +1

      @@lalehiandeity1649 Darwin would approve your analysis

  • @pamelajackson6954
    @pamelajackson6954 6 месяцев назад +49

    To me a Sharknado quality. I dozed off during the actual film and never finished it. This speedy version was more endurable. Thanks!

  • @Frost_Phantasm
    @Frost_Phantasm 6 месяцев назад +18

    I loved your face when you said:”……and a kraken.” 😂 you looked SO done lmao.

  • @MizRouge
    @MizRouge 6 месяцев назад +30

    ‘Why is there a Kraken? Why did they do this?’ Hahaha, exactly what we are all wondering, too. It was really distracting wondering why it was randomly there.

    • @icefishstatsyt8224
      @icefishstatsyt8224 6 месяцев назад +1

      The kraken is a very powerful and feared mythological creature. By having the meg fight it, people will also see the meg as a very destructive and capable creature

  • @jdx4174
    @jdx4174 6 месяцев назад +18

    As someone else in the comment section already pointed out, this really does feel like someone re-made sharknado, but with the budged of a blockbuster.

  • @smitabhmoitra5726
    @smitabhmoitra5726 6 месяцев назад +43

    Got to point out the outrageous size of the megalodon too. T.rex was 40 feet long or more and recent estimates had it at 10,000 kilogrammes+ for big adults. What the hell kind of size are the megalodons in this film?

    • @barbllm
      @barbllm 6 месяцев назад +3

      In the book, IIRC, they're between 75 and 100 feet long.

    • @davidtatro7457
      @davidtatro7457 6 месяцев назад +5

      Many times larger than real megs would have been.

  • @MermaidMusings7
    @MermaidMusings7 6 месяцев назад +7

    *Jaws, The Reef, Deep Blue Sea, and Open Water will always be my favorite shark movies.*

  • @BenjaminAlmon
    @BenjaminAlmon 6 месяцев назад +23

    Shark Joke:
    -What happened to the ghost shark?
    -It vanished into fin-air😂

    • @brentohara491
      @brentohara491 6 месяцев назад +2

      Have you quite fin-ished?

    • @BenjaminAlmon
      @BenjaminAlmon 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@brentohara491 🤨 There is somerhing Fishy about you….

    • @brentohara491
      @brentohara491 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@BenjaminAlmon That's just a red herring....

    • @BenjaminAlmon
      @BenjaminAlmon 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes haha

    • @brentohara491
      @brentohara491 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BenjaminAlmon Right, enough of the banter, there's a time and plaice for everything

  • @Elralie
    @Elralie 6 месяцев назад +88

    I really want a meg film where halfway through, when the tension is at its peak and everyone thinks they’re about to die, the megalodon suddenly starts singing about friendship. Seems like a missed opportunity if you ask me.

    • @jennitzka89
      @jennitzka89 6 месяцев назад +5

      I wanna be honest here...I would watch that movie 😂
      I hope it is dancing while it's singing and there is some spotlight on it 😂 sounds like a pretty good movie 😂

    • @linda-louiseanthony1979
      @linda-louiseanthony1979 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 6 месяцев назад +2

      🎼
      🎶Now I know my sharp smile is less "hey!" More "attack!"
      But it's not my fault they just grow in like that!
      And when folks go for a belly rub, my scales bite back!
      (Not my fault you fail)
      But if you get passed the blood and skin flaying parts
      Did you know there's more than one way to pet a shark?
      A change in perspective could lead to changes in hearts!
      (And we could keep our fins and tails!)
      Flip it around! It's like a smooth all the way down!
      They say curious cats off themselves, oh how sad
      Well emotionally traumatized sharks make people drown, but we're not all that bad.
      And there's so much more too me, so many trenches of me to dredge
      Wait til you meet this megalicious Meg!!!!!!🎶

    • @brandonlowry3145
      @brandonlowry3145 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dumbest idea I've ever heard

    • @jennitzka89
      @jennitzka89 6 месяцев назад +1

      @Gildedmuse maybe it's because I only had two hours of sleep, but right now I totally feel this song 😂😂😂

  • @adamhickey396
    @adamhickey396 6 месяцев назад +8

    Megalodon's 5 a day
    1: Wooden piers
    2: Pedalos
    3: Yellow Barrels
    4. Helicopters
    5: Ships
    Plenty of roughage and iron in that diet...

  • @kevinnorwood8782
    @kevinnorwood8782 6 месяцев назад +3

    Haiqi (the Megalodon they captured) is basically the film's version of the shark from the books named Angel, who is the daughter of the female Meg in the first book (and probably the female Meg from the film version too). So the sequels are more than likely going to feature her a lot, but I hope that they give her at least 50% of the screentime if they do that. In the books, the sharks aren't just monsters or wild animals. Author Steve Alten makes them into CHARACTERS. Angel, and in later books, her offspring, become characters that are just as important as the human characters, and I hope the future films in this series take that fact to heart.

  • @iml1nn0
    @iml1nn0 6 месяцев назад +9

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is how well funded and crazy advanced their marine research station and equipment is 😂

  • @helenofthedead
    @helenofthedead 6 месяцев назад +7

    Yes yes pleaaase do another one for The reef. You know I'm allll over that Kris. Your face isnt stupid!

  • @reedlaverty3489
    @reedlaverty3489 6 месяцев назад +8

    I was doing a rewatch and saw this pop up. I thought "Huh how did I miss this" and then I checked the upload time. Let's goooooo

  • @cazzey8569
    @cazzey8569 6 месяцев назад +12

    Your commentary is the best thing ever 😂😂"if you didn't think it'd gone to shit before this point.." 😂

  • @dimasgirl2749
    @dimasgirl2749 6 месяцев назад +5

    TwoSet Violin had a few complaints about RUclips copystriking one of their videos even though the music used was A) in the public domain and B) was Brett's own recording of the piece. And then The Operations Room got copystriked one time, but RUclips refused to tell him which rule he had supposedly broken.

  • @katesears9330
    @katesears9330 6 месяцев назад +6

    Oh, I really want to see your commentary on The Reef! It is by far my fav shark movie of all time. Is there any way at all to see it?

  • @rodneyhusain4837
    @rodneyhusain4837 6 месяцев назад +10

    Did you hear about the bull shark attack on the British tourist on my sister island of Tobago on the 26th of April? It took his left arm and severely mauled him.

  • @geneyboii
    @geneyboii 6 месяцев назад +3

    Generally convinced that the director saw the first draft of this film and said "f*ck that, I wanna make a kickass shark, dinosaur, sci-fi, action movie with a british super spy"and this was the 2nd draft draft

  • @valerieunsworth4038
    @valerieunsworth4038 6 месяцев назад +4

    The dino crocs are the most bizarre addition!

    • @jennitzka89
      @jennitzka89 6 месяцев назад +1

      But they are so cute 😍 😅

  • @dorianponcela9680
    @dorianponcela9680 6 месяцев назад +6

    So basically it's Sharknado on a big budget... 🤣

  • @marshaljedcooper7402
    @marshaljedcooper7402 6 месяцев назад +12

    How did Statham handle the weight and force of the leaping Meg at the end?

    • @saturnsextilevenus
      @saturnsextilevenus 6 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly! That shark is so heavy and also was going fast/breaching. That force would have like shredded Stathoms hands and im pretty sure he would have probably found himself in the sharks mouth anyway 😂😂

    • @marshaljedcooper7402
      @marshaljedcooper7402 6 месяцев назад

      @@saturnsextilevenus your instagram isnt there

  • @RogueTalent
    @RogueTalent 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best react commentaries on the internet!
    While I loved the first Meg movie and have watched it countless times, this second movie was just so, so ridiculous it couldn’t be saved for me. (The first one was ridiculous, sure, but it was still basically a shark attack movie.)
    I checked out pretty early on, and then threw up my hands when Statham held his breath and swam in the Mariana Trench.
    I did enjoy all the nods to Jaws and Jurassic Park, though.

  • @toomanyspreedsheets9802
    @toomanyspreedsheets9802 3 месяца назад +1

    Its kinda wild how the multiple libing Megalodons dont take me out of the movie, but Statham somehow surviving the preassures of the Marina Trench does.

  • @hazza4176
    @hazza4176 6 месяцев назад +9

    Question: at 5:40, something happens to the captive meg's eye, is this an example of the shark showing their nictotating membrane or something else entirely, and if so, why did the meg exhibit this behaviour? Love the content mate, keep it up.

    • @terra4na330
      @terra4na330 5 месяцев назад

      It's protecting its eye cus it's going to ram through the cage

  • @draganjagodic4056
    @draganjagodic4056 6 месяцев назад +8

    Oh, c'mon! I really liked how his foot pressure stopped the jaws😂it adds so much to the overall realism😄

  • @Preston241
    @Preston241 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Kristian! Great review as always. I'd like to suggest two outrageously fun movies for a future review.
    Sand Sharks (2011): Dive into this over-the-top horror comedy where a unique breed of sharks can swim through sand, unleashing terror on a beachside community. Jimmy Green, the mayor's prodigal son, returns to the island intent on throwing a massive party, unaware of the recent deadly shark attacks. With local authorities and a shark expert joining forces, the townspeople must halt these predators before they turn Jimmy's big bash into an all-out bloodbath. Expect ludicrous scenarios and a shark-infested beach party like no other.
    Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2012): Set in a quaint New York town, this creature feature unfurls the chaos following an earthquake that releases a prehistoric snow shark from its icy tomb. As the body count climbs, a mix of town officials, scientists, and hunters converge to confront and eliminate the beast. Merging horror, science fiction, and suspense, the movie explores the terror of an improbable predator lurking beneath the snow. Brace yourself for a chilly reception from nature's frozen terror.
    I think these would make for some entertaining reviews!

  • @sarasmr4278
    @sarasmr4278 6 месяцев назад +2

    I especially liked the dinocrocs galloping like mammals. 💜💜💜

  • @CarYouTuberNews
    @CarYouTuberNews 6 месяцев назад +1

    Came across the movie “SAVING JAWS” on Amazon Prime. I wondered what your thoughts were about it. Would love to see you go thru it and watch it with your commentary would be fantastic!! PLEASE DO THAT FILM!! Love you Brotha!!! 🙏🏻
    PS. “Ocean Ramsey” is in it and the amount of gall she has to say “Keep your hands to yourself” while she spends the entirety of her time in the water touching and grabbing onto any and all sharks she sees was so APPALLING.

  • @barbllm
    @barbllm 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love these movies, and the book series as well. It's just so wonderfully insane.

  • @enterthehat
    @enterthehat 6 месяцев назад +1

    Your sound edits here made me literally laugh out loud. Well done.

  • @seansticker1362
    @seansticker1362 6 месяцев назад +5

    I love your vids so much sharkbytes!

  • @mickeyowl7266
    @mickeyowl7266 5 месяцев назад +1

    Expecto Patronum - brilliant 😂

  • @WaterShowsProd
    @WaterShowsProd 6 месяцев назад +2

    I know some of the film crew. I'm tempted to send them this.

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 5 месяцев назад +1

    As much as I usually hate the "the book is better" people, but these movies are so radically different that I feel its necessary to say that the books are, in fact, much better.

  • @ellacollopy7688
    @ellacollopy7688 4 месяца назад +1

    Could you watch ‘Under Paris’ as your next movie commentary?? It’s so ridiculous and I would love to hear what you have to say… it’s got a lot of hype since it came out but oh my god the “shark science” and even the attitude towards sharks in this movie is so far-fetched 🙂‍↕️

  • @j.savage1228
    @j.savage1228 3 месяца назад +1

    I think I watched this movie. My girlfriend was cracking up at Jason Statham swimming at the bottom of the ocean. 😆

  • @wdavis81x
    @wdavis81x 3 месяца назад

    I enjoy the Meg movies for the deep ocean bits. Thanks for reacting to these various movies though, its nice getting some scientific perspective on some of this stuff.

  • @MartinErman
    @MartinErman 4 месяца назад

    Ha! The Family Guy reference "Shut up Meg" made me laugh so hard. Good one :)

  • @nicollekyostia6764
    @nicollekyostia6764 6 месяцев назад

    Hi Kristian! I did a total double take when I saw your FILA sweatshirt! I haven't seen anyone else wearing one in DECADES! I have the exact same one, however yours is in much better shape than mine. 😊 LOVE IT!

  • @Born.Toulouse
    @Born.Toulouse 6 месяцев назад

    Great commentary performance, Kristian, surely surpassing the movie in terms of entertainment! :-)

  • @TemperanceQuill
    @TemperanceQuill 6 месяцев назад

    They’re different, but the whale sharks at Georgia aquarium have been trained to preform several behaviors for both feeding and health checks. Though the ethics around them keeping them at all is controversial given that 2 of the 4 sharks they started with died fairly early on (I don’t remember the details) And the ones they have are still juveniles raises the question of whether the aquarium will be able to handle their care as adults.

    • @reneeevans3106
      @reneeevans3106 6 месяцев назад

      What?! No PETA or other outcry of animal abuse?!

  • @XC20248
    @XC20248 6 месяцев назад

    Would be interesting to see you cover the suspected bull shark attack the British National in Tobago.

  • @RogueTalent
    @RogueTalent 6 месяцев назад

    Adding another vote for a reupload/edit of The Reef commentary. I don’t think I got to see that one.

  • @sharks3653
    @sharks3653 6 месяцев назад

    Another enjoyable shark movie commentary Kris. 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
    I think you should do a shark movie commentary on Shark Swarm.

  • @jritechnology
    @jritechnology 6 месяцев назад

    The full moon referencing in this movie is actually from book 6 where one of the Megs Jonas's son captures (yes, Jonas, in the books, has a fmily with the woman who is now dead in the movies. Sigh) a Meg that is the great granddaughter of the first Meg, and they named it Luna. She spy hops and stares at the moon.

  • @JackTerry87
    @JackTerry87 3 месяца назад

    Recently done a shark dive at blue planet aquarium in elsmere port. Always had an interest in the ocean and always dreamed of swimming with sharks. Anyway with doing that recently my interest has grown a lot more. Been watching through every one of your videos and learnt quite a bit off you which I highly appreciate. Anyway I loveseeing your movie reviews and seeing things you explain are real or not real. Anyway I can't see that you've yet done 'reef' which ive seen once but cant remember it exactly but they used real sharks for 99% of the footage so worth a commentary review i think. Also a top 5 or so shark movies or top 5 most realistic shark films etc would be good to watch from you. Anyway carry on with the great content on the channel, glad I came across it 👍

  • @neon-kitty
    @neon-kitty 3 месяца назад

    Would love to see you do a reaction to Shark Men. It's a National Geographic docu series where they catch and release white sharks in Guadalupe to tag them, measure them, take tissue samples, etc. I've always wondered whether what they did there would be considered ethical since it undoubtedly must have caused the sharks a lot of stress.

  • @sphyrna-mokarran
    @sphyrna-mokarran 6 месяцев назад

    A question: Why can the dino-crocs (I think they are something like Limnoscelis) BREATHE UNDERWATER?!

  • @apexqc04
    @apexqc04 6 месяцев назад

    At least you didn't give us any spoilers... lol. TBH a friend of mine enthused about having watched this last year and as he spoke I had to wonder whether he'd spiked my coffee with something... turns out he hadn't.

  • @1stBlood
    @1stBlood 6 месяцев назад

    You are without a doubt one of my favourite youtubers and the only shark scientist i know apart from Statham, keep up the good work watching in Nottingham midlands no where near the shark action 😅 🎉

  • @supernoodles91
    @supernoodles91 6 месяцев назад +1

    'Scientific accuracy'? It's got Jason Statham in it. Nuff said!😉😂

  • @SmilerCalvin
    @SmilerCalvin 6 месяцев назад +8

    These dino crocs are actually meant to be ichthyostegas just wanna point it out, it was canonically proven by film producers plus The Meg and Meg 2 were meant to be based on the novel adaptation of The Meg series, all tho it has outdated prehistoric creatures too, but in the novels, a few megalodons were meant to be all white (I don't know why) and there is some oversized prehistoric creatures like liopleurodon which it's stupidly oversized
    (Also the white megalodon is not a juvenile, it's a female meg and her name is Haiqi and the giant apex megalodon is named as Scarface and it's a male meg, it's also proven in the movie that Scarface is canonically a mate of Haiqi)

  • @jocelia4622
    @jocelia4622 6 месяцев назад

    Hello. Good Afternoon Kris 🦈🦈 Happy Shark Sunday 🦈🦈

  • @simounobrien9096
    @simounobrien9096 3 месяца назад

    8:54 I was laughing nonstop XD!!!

  • @gorsime13
    @gorsime13 6 месяцев назад

    i love a silly creature flick and im glad that Meg 2 is leaning into it

    • @Boots_293
      @Boots_293 6 месяцев назад

      When a movie knows what it is and doesn’t take itself too seriously it’s much ore enjoyable even if it’s super silly!

  • @profsnowey5017
    @profsnowey5017 6 месяцев назад +1

    its not a shark film, but there is a film called rogue, its sbout a killer croc, its pretty good, probably not scentifically correct, but not a bad watch

  • @JNJ1983
    @JNJ1983 2 месяца назад

    Remember, these movies are based on a book series. I believe another option, besides the kraken, was a plesiosaur, so....yeah....

  • @Fred_L.
    @Fred_L. 6 месяцев назад

    A giant octopus (or different cephalopod) is obligatory for about every deep sea story for over 150 years, since Jules Verne's 20.000 Leagues under the Sea.

  • @scottmacbeth618
    @scottmacbeth618 6 месяцев назад

    Can you do a video explaining what happened with Heather Boswell years ago? Discovery Channel did something but would be interested in your take.

  • @nancytipton7602
    @nancytipton7602 6 месяцев назад

    Realism: barely a 2 (I'm thinking 1.25? But I'm quite particular), Entertainment: with a cola mixed with Southern Comfort or Bacardi, I'd give it an 8 for the cackling, snortle laughs alone!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    Theater security folks would be dragging my arse out of there, i do believe!

  • @snafoomagee413
    @snafoomagee413 6 месяцев назад

    Hey dude, always love your content! I think it would be really cool if you did an in-depth video on why sharks don't do well in capativity!

  • @PaigeLiggins
    @PaigeLiggins 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for making such great videos! ❤

  • @noahandersson6145
    @noahandersson6145 4 месяца назад

    He had to basicly inhale wter to equalice the pressure wich is a good ide because the pressure difference is what kills you, but that doessent work on everywere in the boddy like the skull.

  • @bdubb7005
    @bdubb7005 6 месяцев назад

    Can you do a video on 2nd Beach South Africa Shark Attacks and why they are so deadly? Ive seen Documentaries on it but they kind of just cut them off with theories!!

  • @anandmorris
    @anandmorris 6 месяцев назад

    Fucking yes!! I love a shark bytes video.
    Makes this week easier as i have lost my job a few days ago too.

  • @Celticrose9999
    @Celticrose9999 6 месяцев назад +1

    To be fair, any accuracies regarding the megs behavior is more due to Steve Alton, the author of the Meg book series. He may have quite a few flaws, but at least the first few books were pretty good. But also, the film makers absolutely butchered literally every aspect of the story except Jonah's name.

  • @aforcemorepowerful
    @aforcemorepowerful 6 месяцев назад

    That dubbed family guy line was 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @ashb8036
    @ashb8036 6 месяцев назад

    Underwater has some fun death due to pressure scenes. No sharks though. But people in aliens looking power armour deep down is good times.

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. 6 месяцев назад +1

    Listen, Indiana Jones survived a fall from an airplane on an inflatable raft and a nuclear explosion in a fridge... action heroes are indestructible

  • @vickielouisefit
    @vickielouisefit 6 месяцев назад

    Haven’t seen it yet. The first one I watched in November 2018 on my way to the Philippines. Might be going to the Philippines again this November so should really save the second film for that flight 😂

  • @kingmaker7334
    @kingmaker7334 6 месяцев назад +4

    Another movie commentary 🎉

    • @SHARKBYTES
      @SHARKBYTES  6 месяцев назад

      Enjoy!!

    • @elenagauf1599
      @elenagauf1599 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@SHARKBYTES you ever see the movie shark bait 2022? Can you react ? 😊

  • @autumnbear6172
    @autumnbear6172 4 месяца назад

    I’d love to see you react to Under Paris🤣

  • @Dltp259
    @Dltp259 6 месяцев назад

    Please review more movies of any kind! Hilarious!

  • @Elralie
    @Elralie 6 месяцев назад +5

    I’ve heard that people can be affected by the full moon, but not that sharks may be affected by it too. That’s so cool! Considering the mutant lava shark video, I’m shocked I haven’t seen any click bait channels using the title “Werewolf Sharks Ravage Beaches”… at least, not yet. Is it mostly correlational evidence, or has anyone definitively proved causation?

  • @valerieunsworth4038
    @valerieunsworth4038 6 месяцев назад

    I watched this the other week on a flight. It was so bad it was (almost) good. I’m looking forward to your take.

  • @TheWirksworthGunroom
    @TheWirksworthGunroom 6 месяцев назад

    Despite there never having been any prospect that I would have gone to see this, it is good to see how right I was. I did actually laugh out loud at the first mention of the Kraken! How about a review of The Pathetic Sharks from Viz? They are a bit more realistic.

  • @Hepler-s2b
    @Hepler-s2b 6 месяцев назад

    Didnt the last shark that Monterey Bay released die from an infection because it kept bumping its nose into the glass

  • @yazmincashmore9232
    @yazmincashmore9232 6 месяцев назад

    Can you do a video on the bull shark attack in Tobago

  • @pickle9232
    @pickle9232 6 месяцев назад

    This movie is first and foremost a monster movie and It is a really good and fun movie

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 месяцев назад

    7:20 was that a dumbo octopus on the left side of the screen?

  • @SuperDraconas
    @SuperDraconas 6 месяцев назад

    The bit where Statham flooded his sinuses would have killed him from drowning right then and there. Human beings are not designed to move excess amount of water into our lungs, nor are they designed to hold liquid in ANY form without serious complications. So it's a stupid thing they did, but not THE stupidest. The stupidest would be expecting Statham to excrete ALL of his oxygen already inside his lungs and survive the pressure difference that would have been generated from the decompression chamber as it matched the surrounding water pressure around him. He would have gone pop pretty much instantly and become a red soup jello for everything to enjoy that was already attacking them.

  • @anzeozimek
    @anzeozimek 6 месяцев назад

    the point about the dino crocs that are the same after milions and milions of years really bugged from the beggining of the movie. It is so stupid... Still you are the first one to point that thing out and i love you for that. Was telling that to other people and they just brushed it off as it is just a movie don t be such a neard... Pissed me of so much... I knew from the beggining the movie will be crap.

  • @ScotsmanDougal
    @ScotsmanDougal 6 месяцев назад

    Out of curiosity, how can you be so sure that the Megalodon didn't have 7 gill slits? There are extant sharks with 7 gills.

  • @quintthefishingwolf1716
    @quintthefishingwolf1716 6 месяцев назад

    I enjoyed The Meg 2 it was dumb fun, though the books the movies are based on are surprisingly crazier than movies and I wish the movie had the kronosaurs that were in the book as well as the book's villain. Not very upset with the how far the movies have strayed from the books, like the second would be hard to do because it's basically a Bond story with giant prehistoric monsters.

  • @briandix4633
    @briandix4633 3 месяца назад

    If either Meg movie had actually followed the books instead of having to deal with rewrites from Chinese backers, they may have been semi accurate (other than the whole prehistoric species surviving at the bottom of the Marianas trench). Steve Alten's novels were actually believable (again, aside from the prehistoric species surviving, until you get to the semi-plausible one, Vostok, about the hidden ocean locked away under Antarctica), and again, I say semi plausible, in that maybe some of the species mentioned could have potentially survived an apocalyptic cataclysm like the end of the cretaceous period in an isolated and protected environment, but after 63 million plus years(since I'm pretty sure dunks lived long before then) there would have been enough mutations and evolution to make all the species found there unrecognizable. But I can't hate, love the books and the alternate history aspects

  • @sheilatruax6172
    @sheilatruax6172 6 месяцев назад

    Hello, my name is Bruce! Haven't watched either Meg movie. I have a problem with extinct creatures STILL being around, size differentials, bad history. I'd spend too much time noticing all the problems!

  • @kevinnorwood8782
    @kevinnorwood8782 6 месяцев назад

    I have to agree with you that the Kraken is completely out of place, Dr. Parton. The Kraken doesn't show up in any of the Meg novels at all, to my knowledge. In the second book, which this film is based on (spoiler alert), the enemy sea monster(s) for the Megalodons to fight turn out to be Kronosaurus, and they're just the start. Book 3 and onward include a PLETHORA of other prehistoric marine life forms to challenge the Megalodons for control of the oceans, but it isn't until Book FIVE that we finally get Megalodon's ACTUAL biggest rival making its debut: the prehistoric sperm whale Livyatan.

  • @Cornerforward
    @Cornerforward 6 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait to go to the cinema to see that movie. ...... NO I don't think so.

  • @lethalchicken1173
    @lethalchicken1173 6 месяцев назад

    Fabulous. Peak cinema

  • @estherblom1351
    @estherblom1351 2 месяца назад

    The should have put in a levithan whale instead of the kraken seeing as they actually competitors with the meg

  • @patriciastauffer3278
    @patriciastauffer3278 6 месяцев назад

    Why a kraken? Because Sharktopuss called and said they hadn't gotten on the stupidity meter yet.

  • @valppx
    @valppx 6 месяцев назад +1

    i love your videos!!

  • @theresacaron4238
    @theresacaron4238 6 месяцев назад

    Can't believe I purchased this movie, at least it was cheaper than attending a cinema. I'll hang on to it for now in case it becomes a collector's item, yeah, right! LOL.

  • @kevinmitchell2441
    @kevinmitchell2441 6 месяцев назад

    I was wondering what happened to the Reef

  • @RL-cj1pv
    @RL-cj1pv 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lets hope this doesnt get copy striked

    • @SHARKBYTES
      @SHARKBYTES  6 месяцев назад +2

      They still got me - buggers