Gloryhammer - Apocalypse 1992 (lyrics)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @lydiathecrow
    @lydiathecrow 4 года назад +282

    If an official video for this song ever gets made, I pray that Wind Rose will feature as the astral dwarves and Grailknights will get to be the Spaceknights or Questlords

  • @EzraeL91
    @EzraeL91 5 лет назад +288

    The Hootsman, saving the galaxy and letting Angus to take all the glory since 1992.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +60

      He became god for it, so I'd say it's a fair trade.

    • @luchomscyfy
      @luchomscyfy 4 года назад +20

      The Ultimate Bro.

    • @DeltaLightTSFH
      @DeltaLightTSFH 4 года назад +30

      The sacrifice of angus XIII will be never forget

    • @BennysGamingAttic
      @BennysGamingAttic 4 года назад +16

      Hail to Hoots

    • @maxime2445
      @maxime2445 4 года назад +12

      He is the only reason they defeated zargothrax last time as well, though he became king of unst thanks to that

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething 3 года назад +121

    What if
    You wanted to rule the multiverse,
    But the 13th knock-off of your old enemy said,
    FLY HIGH THROUGH APOCALYPSE SKIES!

  • @RainbowDevourer
    @RainbowDevourer 2 года назад +192

    Let's just appreciate how hard time Demons have on Mars;
    - Angus Mcfife
    - The Doomslayer
    - The Adeptus Mechanicus

    • @sfisher923
      @sfisher923 Год назад +11

      Sailor Mars (In 1992 as well)

    • @lucascarballo89
      @lucascarballo89 15 часов назад

      Yeah, Mars IS a good Planet for Demons

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 4 года назад +202

    "THEN THEY DIED"
    I'm dead. This is beautiful.

  • @sebking7902
    @sebking7902 4 года назад +67

    I still remember the first time I realised that Gloryhammer had consistent and chronological lore throughout their songs, and I listened to this album from start to finish, reading every single lyric.
    Years later and they are still one of my favourite bands of all time. HAIL HOOTS!

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 4 года назад +311

    Barbarian Cyborg powered by a neutron Star.
    *calls DM* "Hey, I've got a character question..."

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +69

      "... And you want this neutron star powered by what, exactly?"
      "Well, beer, but cheap cider works the best."

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 4 года назад +12

      @@firstconsul7286 I'll allow it. As long as it's not Iron City beer, because it'll be catastrophically bad without anything happening to it.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 3 года назад +5

      @@firstconsul7286 Why not Cola? That'd be SUUUPER

    • @azraelthe4758
      @azraelthe4758 3 года назад +1

      @@firstconsul7286 a neutron star is the power source.It doesn't need to be powered by anything.The sun we orbit doesn't need to be powered by anything.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 года назад +6

      @@azraelthe4758 It's a joke from one of their shows I watched here on YT, where Thomas says the Hootsman's neutron heart is powered by cheap beer.

  • @13stooge
    @13stooge 6 лет назад +867

    why do I have a feeling this entire band were just playing a D&D game and just said "hey, let's make a album out of our session. No harm in it, right?"

    • @dlcshadowheartlordofdomina7504
      @dlcshadowheartlordofdomina7504 6 лет назад +94

      I would watch that entire campaign if they made shit like this out of it. You know some wacky stuff was going on.

    • @TuskForce
      @TuskForce 6 лет назад +21

      I wanna watch that, too! These are master minds!

    • @buugledorfcheesegood112
      @buugledorfcheesegood112 5 лет назад +20

      I think of how this would be a D&D Campaign all the time

    • @Tonesz586
      @Tonesz586 5 лет назад +30

      This is Warhammer 40k. D&D is Twilight Force.

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 5 лет назад +81

      13stooge
      “I’ll detonate my neutron heart at a certain strengtth in order for only Dundee to be destroyed”
      *rolls 1*
      “Ok do you did explode but instead of just destroying Dundee and zargothax you destroyed the entirety of earth”
      “Wait what”

  • @thisuserhasaname
    @thisuserhasaname 6 лет назад +511

    Since the narration of this epic song is jumping all over the place, I decided to type out who is saying what, plus bonus lines from the original CD booklet:
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: 1:20 - 2:26
    Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee: 2:41 - 2:50
    Tharon-Zul, Chaos Wizard: 2:52 - 3:00
    Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the Spaceknights of Crail: 3:01 - 3:19
    The Heroes of Dundee: 3:20 - 3:41
    The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen: 4:06 - 4:14
    Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty: 4:16 - 4:22
    The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen: 4:23 - 5:01
    Lamentations of the Armies of Light: 5:15 - 5:28
    Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty: 5:48 - 6:07
    The Heroes of Dundee: 6:08 - 6:49
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee:
    "The demon war raged on in the skies of Mars, as wave after wave of undead foe charged into the dwindling ranks of the forces of justice. The Dwarven King of Aberdeen was dead, his armies slaughtered by a robotic space goblin. The Questlords of Inverness had fallen too, obliterated by an infinity bomb which erased their existence from all of history. The Knights of Crail were once again defeated by the chaos wizard Tharon-Zul, while making a noble defense of the moon Phobos. Now only Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman survived, preparing to make a final stand against the massed ranks of evil. Meanwhile on planet Earth, in the caverns beneath Dundee, a mysterious figure watched from the shadows as the evil sorcerer Zargothrax prepared to summon an evil being of unimaginable terror into the galaxy..."
    Ralathor, mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath: 7:08 - 7:18
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee:
    "The mysterious figure was none other than Ralathor, the Hermit of Cowdenbeath! He realised that if Zargothrax would succeed in opening the chaosportal, Kor-Virliath would devour not just all of planet Earth... but the entire galaxy. The demon war of Mars had just been a diversion! With great haste, the mysterious hermit took flight and set off into the midst of the raging battle in space, to warn Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman of what was about to unfold."
    Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst:
    "Hoots! Ralathor arrives, to tell a dread tale... the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Hellgods of the galactic nexus seek to annihilate the Space Empire of Fife!"
    Ralathor, Mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath:
    "The summoning ritual is protected by a mysterious extra-galactic crystal key, which seems to be goblonic in origin. Only the blast of a Neutronic Transnova Bomb has the power to penetrate the sourcerous forcefields."
    Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee:
    "By all the gods of Dundee! Such a powerful explosion would have dread consequences... the planet will be destroyed, and the fabric of space-time may even collapse!"
    Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst:
    "And yet it must be done. Fear not, Angus. I will undertake the grim task."
    Excerpt from the Dundaxian Codex: 7:36 - 7:54
    Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst: 7:55 - 8:04
    Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension:
    "It is time... it is time! My ascendancy is nigh! Soon the incantation will be complete and I will devour this insignificant galaxy!"
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: 8:05 - 8:13
    Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension:
    "Nyaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
    The Heroes of Dundee: 8:14 - 8:53
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: (9:11 - 9:17)
    "With a thunderous explosion of ultragravitational terrorflux, The Barbarian Warrior of Unst vaporised Earth with the Neutronic Transnova Bomb detonation of his robotic powersource. The summoning ritual of Kor-Virliath and the crystal key of the Goblin King had been destroyed... but at great cost. Cosmic infinity crackled around the black space in the heavens, as suddenly the fabric of reality began to tear. Quantum lightning exploded from the nothingness, exposing a dimensional rift in the sky. Yet the immortal sorcerer Zargothrax still was not annihilated."
    Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty:
    "No! You impudent mortal scum! One thousand years of planning... ruined by a hootsman! I swear I will have my revenge, in this space-time continuum or the next!"
    Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: (9:18 - 9:30)
    Channeling his last shards of power, Zargothrax plunged himself through the amorphous portal in space, vanishing from this universe into another reality. Nobody could know when or where the wormhole might lead to... yet Angus McFife XIII swore that at any cost, he must find and defeat Zargothrax, no matter where he may be. And so with a final raging battle cry, he followed the dark sorcerer into the dimensional rift.
    Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee: 9:31 - 9:34
    ???: 9:35 - 9:36

    • @elvladiskov6174
      @elvladiskov6174 5 лет назад +61

      So, they essentially destroyed earth, dundee (and everything they were fighting for) and part of the local space time continium to stop the summoning of an Elder level demon/god from devouring all life in the galaxy (and maybe the universe) then the villain basically throw itself into a worm portal to the next universe followed by the hero to continue their fight in the next reality?

    • @gameupdog
      @gameupdog 5 лет назад +21

      @@elvladiskov6174 That's seems correct.

    • @elvladiskov6174
      @elvladiskov6174 5 лет назад +10

      @@gameupdog man, im not sure, but this is before or afther rise of chaos wizards, because if is after this, this mean they basically failed stoping the liberation or the evil wizzard from ice, or if its before this, they basically went to the same place and failed stoping him.

    • @Zekromaster
      @Zekromaster 5 лет назад +30

      @@elvladiskov6174 It's long after. The Chaos Wizards liberated Zargothrax, so Angus McFife the XIII prepared for epic battle against him, and fights side by side with the barbarian warrior of Unst/the hootsman and the Space Knights of Crail to stop the newly liberated sorceror and avoid annihilation of the universe and the Space Empire of Dundee. This song is the final battle.

    • @elvladiskov6174
      @elvladiskov6174 5 лет назад +8

      @@Zekromaster Thnaks, now with the new albun its even more clear :D

  • @dangermjort
    @dangermjort 5 лет назад +349

    Destroying a planet to save the galaxy?
    the Imperium approves.

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 5 лет назад +27

      But the planet was Holly Terra

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 5 лет назад +14

      @@konnosx1213 But they opened a portal to another Holy Terra...

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 5 лет назад +21

      @@marcusalm7350 THERE IS ONLY ONE HULLY TERRA YOU VILE ABSOLUTE HERETIC

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 лет назад +17

      Comparing every example of over-the-top to 40k is overplayed.
      But in the name of Tanith is it abnormally fitting here.

    • @Nano12123
      @Nano12123 4 года назад +16

      "Why would the sapient species of this planet call it Dirt?"

  • @CarlosEduardo-og8pe
    @CarlosEduardo-og8pe 5 лет назад +406

    I am a astral dwarf and i'm diggin' a hole

    • @mm-ns1wb
      @mm-ns1wb 5 лет назад +27

      Diggy diggy hole

    • @reyntime8735
      @reyntime8735 4 года назад +70

      Diggy diggy wormhole

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +26

      The tower is high and mighty!
      We cannot climb the walls!
      We must find our way through the secret tunnels of the dwarves!

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 4 года назад +24

      I am an astral dwarf and I'm digging your grave

    • @KazeKoichi
      @KazeKoichi 4 года назад +2

      I am an astral dwarf and i'm diggin' an astral hole
      In your arse.

  • @MegaMementoMori
    @MegaMementoMori 5 лет назад +96

    Because I am completely insane, I decided to translate this song into Polish, maintaining the rhyme scheme, rhythm and sense, or lack thereof. For the glory of Dundee and Kraków!
    Till now I got these parts:
    Zargothrax's monologue:
    Z dziedziczną armią demonów przemierzę mleczne drogi
    Uwalniając cały kosmos od niewoli i od trwogi!
    Z antycznej galaktyki kryształowym kamieniem
    Posłużę się i wygra zło; to moje przeznaczenie!
    Fly through apocalypse skies:
    Gnaj, gnaj, przez apokalips kraj.
    Walcz by ocalić ten świat...
    Jak łza jednorożca zgubiona we mgle
    Chaos zatriumfuje!!!
    Apokalipsa 1-9-9-4
    Dwarven shenanigans:
    To jest gniew... astralny gniew
    Astralny gniew kosmicznych karłów z Aberdeen!
    Ze swych dziur... wychodzą w bój... gniew karłów kosmicznych jest tu!
    Hootsman's secret:
    Głęboko wewnątrz Hootsmana drzemie serce skryte.
    Barbarzyńca jest cyborgiem napędzanym dynamitem!
    Od wieków niepamiętnych przemierza przestrzń, czas -
    lecz by ratować ludzkość uderzy ostatni raz!

    • @zochamucha222
      @zochamucha222 4 года назад +7

      Dziękuję. Wiem jak wiele pracy to musiało zająć I głęboko podziwiam.

    • @olegvolkov4456
      @olegvolkov4456 4 года назад +12

      Downgrading a neutron star? You're not honoring Hootsman as he deserves.

    • @BelegaerTheGreat
      @BelegaerTheGreat 2 года назад +2

      Szalony jesteś XD

    • @readingking1421
      @readingking1421 2 года назад +4

      I can't read any of that but I applaud that you're willing to do this.

    • @boku5192
      @boku5192 2 года назад +2

      Respect

  • @onyens22
    @onyens22 7 лет назад +785

    This is the most ridiculous, amazing, bullshit, plot to a song ever. Instant favourite.
    Thank you, dear Fred, for having this video.

    • @federicorossignoli6537
      @federicorossignoli6537  7 лет назад +59

      Silver Onions This song is art.
      I'm very glad you've enjoyed the video, is important for me that people appreciate what I do:)
      But is more important that people appreciate what GLORYHAMMER have done😍

    • @kakalukio
      @kakalukio 7 лет назад +68

      listen to the entire albums... its utterly stupid & half the lyrics would be considered god-awefull in virtually any other context... yet somehow it is completly glorious and briljant.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 7 лет назад +20

      When I first heard them I thought they were just another ridiculous 1980s European power metal band and I loved it. Then I found out it was a parody and loved it even more

    • @friedtofu4568
      @friedtofu4568 7 лет назад +2

      i like how Fred sounds so imma call you Fred from now on

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 6 лет назад +10

      It's because it's an affectionate parody of the "heavy mithril" sub-genre of power metal. (Power metal that uses fantasy based lyrics). They basically took all the stuff from heavy mithril and turned it up to 11.

  • @DollySvengali
    @DollySvengali 6 лет назад +231

    One time this nerdy friend tried to summarize his fantasy novel idea to me for an hour, this is basically what I heard.

    • @vukknezevic4087
      @vukknezevic4087 5 лет назад +42

      So,it was as epic as it can be?

    • @iamagod78
      @iamagod78 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah I'd read that fucking book

    • @chasemathis2016
      @chasemathis2016 5 лет назад +25

      Did you retaliate by trying to explain Gloryhammer lore?

    • @TheActionBastard
      @TheActionBastard 5 лет назад +13

      You weren't listening closer?! If someone I knew started telling me a story this insane I'd let them finish and hang off every word... you can't buy this kind of crazy, I promise. Serious people write books that are painful, where the absurd people tend never to write that shit down because it's absolutely insane and those are the *best stories* usually. At least the ones that are the most interesting because there's a literal crazy person telling it to you with this weird glint in their eye... you can't get better entertainment live without paying.

    • @readingking1421
      @readingking1421 2 года назад

      If that novel was written, please tell me what it was called. Because I really, really want to read this.

  • @Negarlic
    @Negarlic 4 года назад +239

    Bad guys: liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear
    Good guys: destroy planet Earth and all Dundee

    • @Nano12123
      @Nano12123 4 года назад +40

      @Draugmor So, they will be free from sadness, anger, and loss. Free from suffering through work. Sounds good, but I still want to live.

    • @voxdraconia4035
      @voxdraconia4035 4 года назад +14

      Well, it was just a model ... ....

    • @7evenproductions271
      @7evenproductions271 4 года назад +24

      Think about it, when he said liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear, he meant that he planned on killing everyone to stop them from feeling anything.

    • @generalmclovin7104
      @generalmclovin7104 4 года назад +11

      7evenProductions so essentially the third impact from Evangelion

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 4 года назад +6

      Zargothrax does start Bragging about how Evil he is after saying that so... He's Nuts?

  • @CrystalBreakfast
    @CrystalBreakfast 7 лет назад +661

    "But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race."
    ...
    "Detonates his nuclear heart DESTROYS ALL HUMAN LIFE."
    Wait, what?

    • @darthhunterix8308
      @darthhunterix8308 7 лет назад +188

      By that point humanity spread all over the galaxy, Hootsman destroyed just the Earth and everyone there, so humans on other planets could survive.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 7 лет назад +25

      Coulda at least evacuated the earth first . . .

    • @juliaogorzaek36
      @juliaogorzaek36 7 лет назад +39

      For me it rather seems like spreading the parts of human bodies across the galaxy so you can be sure that there will be something from human race in every part of the universe. Chaos and bloodshed (and Hootsman), while all the people die :D

    • @majorplothole2620
      @majorplothole2620 6 лет назад +53

      Answering in order: DJ- no telling how many people were on Earth. but no doubt far more than the amount of space ships required to evacuate anyone. Even now - if every military vessel in all the nations navies were space flight capable - we'd probably only be able to save 1/100th of the human population. And that's if we were given a week to prepare, gather resources and get everyone together. THIS all takes place in the course of a battle.
      Zargothrax is about to read off his incantation to summon the hell beast that will destroy THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.. there was no time for anything else.. he had to act and act fast.
      Julia. he had a Neutron star for a hart. there would be literally nothing left. - just space dust in the solar winds.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +2

      You do know resurrection is a thing in fiction, right?

  • @Dan-bq1dz
    @Dan-bq1dz 5 лет назад +98

    "...then they died!" POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIES, THE ASTRAL DWARVES!

  • @vermiaarcelot9287
    @vermiaarcelot9287 5 лет назад +332

    Angus: *follows Zargothrax into the wormhole "for the eternal glory of Dundee"*
    Angus: *Ends up in a different reality where Dundee is an evil empire*

    • @eyesofahriman8205
      @eyesofahriman8205 5 лет назад +30

      Angus XIII: "FML!!!!"

    • @zizan2071
      @zizan2071 5 лет назад +39

      Well. We should not forget about the "Unicorn invasion of Dundee. " Zargothrax over took Dundee by using army of undead unicorns. This is why he also known as "The dark Lord of the Dundee" (And was able to actually access Dwarven caverns under the citadel of Dundee) so only thing changed is Dundee was bad from the start and unicorn invasion didn't happened. And makes chaos wizards... Good? (I don't really know). And why did demon war on Mars happened again? Was that a decoy of some sort. Or was is misunderstanding. Cus' leader of demon army says he will "liberate the multiverse of slavery and fear " Why would a bad guy do such a thing. Hmmm. Dat lore is to thick for me.

    • @eyesofahriman8205
      @eyesofahriman8205 5 лет назад +58

      @@zizan2071
      So Dundee was good initially but after Zargothrax took over it in the first album TFTKOF, it became a frozen wasteland infested with Monsters while Zargothrax pined away in his Citadel until the Forces of Justice handed him his first known defeat.
      In the second album the War over the Skies of Mars was indeed a gigantic distraction while Zargo sneaked deep beneath the Citadel of Dundee's caverns while no serious force was guarding it.
      This was confirmed in the plot explanation segments of dialogue in the booklet for Space 1992: ROTCW.
      To the best of our knowledge the only confirmed person residing on Earth to know of the Kor-Viliath ritual aside from Zargothrax is Ralathor. This last bit is.just speculation though as the Astral Dwarves likely had an idea and, by proxy, Prince Angus XIII himself.
      The Chaos Wizards believe they will "discover new world's, and conquer galaxies!" So they're selfish bastard who.just want conquest and power.
      It's Zargothrax who believed his actions would "Liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear!". The dark sorcerer's philosophy being that to end all misery and pain in the multiverse he must kill everything to accomplish this grand feat. An understandable ideal, but built with a mad man's logic of 'tear down the whole building so the only way is up'.
      This much was confirmed by Christopher Bowes himself on Reddit under his.username u/HyperChrisZ.
      This is likely the reason he wishes to achieve Apotheosis (mortal attaining Godhood) in the third album, since in the new, comparatively primitive dimension he cannot contact his home world and gain Kor-Viliath's crystal key.
      Zargo warped Alternate Dundee into his own chaotic image in the time Angus had yet to appear through the wormhole. Dundee is stated to be a beautiful and glorious place before Zargo comes along and ruins everything (again).
      So yeah Chaos Wizards = Very bad as fuck haha
      Zargo = Seemingly has an ideal of Peace but has destroyed the lives of potentially billions of people to achieve it through his own grievous insanity.

    • @RiimukiviMusic
      @RiimukiviMusic 4 года назад +18

      We need a movie!

    • @Crazael
      @Crazael 4 года назад +13

      Kirk: Welcome to the Mirror Universe. Look out for the one with the goatee.

  • @austynallentaylor9777
    @austynallentaylor9777 4 года назад +44

    This is literally the final battle we all deserve to see on the big screen.

    • @averysillyman69420
      @averysillyman69420 2 года назад +3

      You know what once I’m skilled enough I’m totally making gloryhammer animations

    • @eyesofahriman8205
      @eyesofahriman8205 Год назад +2

      ​@@averysillyman69420I am holding you to that.
      I hereby promise that I will follow up on this anually to remind you of your sworn mission.

    • @averysillyman69420
      @averysillyman69420 Год назад

      @@eyesofahriman8205 This idea that I had in mind was eventually forgotten about, thanks. I guess I’ll give it a shot.

    • @nejsonsvejson9861
      @nejsonsvejson9861 Год назад

      @@averysillyman69420 hype

    • @averysillyman69420
      @averysillyman69420 Год назад

      @@nejsonsvejson9861 Why did you delete that

  • @danciagar
    @danciagar 4 года назад +45

    Remember kids, The cosmic rage will only drive you to an early grave.

  • @GuitarrAssassin
    @GuitarrAssassin 6 лет назад +41

    Gloryhammer's song lyrics sound like an epic level campaign of D&D where the GM got tired of the party's shit, and they started throwing crazier and crazier enemies at them.

    • @Skyblade12
      @Skyblade12 4 года назад +4

      And the party just gets crazier and crazier along with him.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 года назад +4

      @@Skyblade12
      Ah yes, 40k Old Man Henderson

  • @jenveynissen
    @jenveynissen 7 лет назад +249

    "like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain" best lyrics ever!

    • @km.dot.
      @km.dot. 6 лет назад +3

      I relisten this song just because of this line

    • @sonoriuxo2437
      @sonoriuxo2437 6 лет назад +15

      Also the best sci fi movie speech ever, search for Blade Runner, Roy Batty's last words.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 года назад +1

      Hey, I think I saw that film once...

  • @LaChroniqueEdgy1816
    @LaChroniqueEdgy1816 4 года назад +17

    I fucking love the ending referencing to the beginning of Rise of the Chaos Wizards which when combining the two titles it almost gives us the album's name , and even though that's obvious that makes this song so FUCKING GOOD OMG.
    And I would also like to compliment your editing skills for this lyrics video , you've put some effort in this unlike other people would have , so thank you Fred !

  • @dj11o9er
    @dj11o9er 7 лет назад +190

    "The Space Knights of Crail are first to the fight"
    A place as deserved of mighty warriors.
    *HAIL TO CRAIL!*

    • @fartz3808
      @fartz3808 5 лет назад +12

      It's a tragedy how the Knights of Crail have been corrupted into evil in another dimension! A great smear on their glorious name.

    • @lasttemplar2601
      @lasttemplar2601 5 лет назад +7

      @@fartz3808 Far in the east, a now force of evil is rising DEAD KNIGHTS OF CRAIL!
      Under the spell of soscarer twisted desein TO DARKNES WE HAIL!
      (sorry for my english, It's not my mother language😅)

    • @nightnight6795
      @nightnight6795 5 лет назад +5

      @@lasttemplar2601 Masters of the Galaxy, Love that one

    • @sanemero3940
      @sanemero3940 6 месяцев назад

      @@fartz3808 Album 4 makes them epic again though

  • @griiseknoen
    @griiseknoen 6 лет назад +66

    Then they died...
    (Mouthful of coffee all over my laptop. Thanks a bunch Chris Bowes.)

  • @nullcypher
    @nullcypher 7 лет назад +452

    I wonder what a crystal laser battleaxe looks like.

    • @agentbuckwall2806
      @agentbuckwall2806 7 лет назад +52

      I imagine it's just a battleaxe made of crystal, except with lasers instead of blades

    • @johnmcready5360
      @johnmcready5360 7 лет назад +89

      Better question is what astral dwarves look like.

    • @striker0
      @striker0 7 лет назад +48

      It's made of awesome and win that's what.

    • @charliearnold3487
      @charliearnold3487 7 лет назад +16

      Jens Cole and where the fuck can i get one

    • @TheAngryMoth104
      @TheAngryMoth104 6 лет назад +4

      Singer for Alestorm :P

  • @ZephyrusMapping
    @ZephyrusMapping 7 лет назад +184

    THEN THEY DIED

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +10

      Zephyrus Mapping Mwahaha!

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 6 лет назад +18

      "said three hail Maries, ate my vitamins, fucked off and DIED, the end."

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +2

      Ultimate Street Yacht Battle
      If I was on my other account this would be near perfect but oh well.
      *!!!Walter!!!*

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer 6 лет назад +3

      thats one hell of a segway

    • @rKhael53
      @rKhael53 4 года назад +1

      Most hilariously brilliant line ever, considering all the hype they have built before !

  • @lukemallaghan2195
    @lukemallaghan2195 5 лет назад +30

    It's funny how every single album the Hootsman has to clutch the final battle yet Angus McFife or Angus McFife XIII gets the credit despite the fact that they would have lost without him. Hail Hoots!

    • @luchomscyfy
      @luchomscyfy 4 года назад +7

      He is the Ultimate Bro.
      Hail Hoots!!!

  • @eyesofahriman8205
    @eyesofahriman8205 5 лет назад +90

    Hootsman: "I must make this final sacrifice to save the human race!!"
    *Proceeds to detonate a neutron star in his heart and supernova the very cradle of human civilization*
    ...shine on Gloryhammer, shine the f*** on!

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 6 лет назад +132

    I have always thought that Angus McFife XIII's battlesuit makes him look like a Green Lantern.

    • @commandertorres
      @commandertorres 6 лет назад +17

      SiegeSquirrel 42 The design is meant to be reminiscent of Iron Man and Green Lantern. So you aint wrong there!

    • @Lost_n_Found_1
      @Lost_n_Found_1 6 лет назад +16

      It's literally a painted iron man suit lol

    • @elvladiskov6174
      @elvladiskov6174 5 лет назад +2

      thats was pretty much the original idea lol.

    • @rodrigosepulveda9609
      @rodrigosepulveda9609 5 лет назад +8

      Iron Lantern, actually, from Amalgam

    • @eleventhprimarch5303
      @eleventhprimarch5303 5 лет назад +3

      I dunno, I'm getting definite Spy Kids vibes

  • @LykanDS
    @LykanDS 7 лет назад +180

    "Faster than a laser bullet"... hehe, Judas Priest :B

    • @sonoriuxo2437
      @sonoriuxo2437 6 лет назад +10

      "like tears of.... lost in the rain", by replicant Roy Batty in Blade Runner. Not to mention replicants are some sort of cyborgs or clones. Unicorns also was dreams of replicant hunter Deckard in the same movie.

    • @walterclements8905
      @walterclements8905 5 лет назад +1

      LykanDS
      Bro shut up cring boomer

    • @reyntime8735
      @reyntime8735 4 года назад +2

      Learn to spell before insulting somebody, you worthless Zoomer.

  • @Sciszm
    @Sciszm 5 лет назад +13

    I'd like to think when the Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen go into cosmic rage (berserker mode?) that they just simply cease to be when they finish, maybe the cosmic rage finishes with the dwarves going into a small supernova (Not as big as Hoots' neutron star) but still enough to clear out a good chunk of the demon hordes. This sort of stuff keeps me up at night.

  • @naughtyniffler404
    @naughtyniffler404 6 лет назад +46

    "Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain" is a reference to the blade runner quote "All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain"

  • @Vaderi300
    @Vaderi300 5 лет назад +26

    I love the sheer insanity of this song's lyrics

    • @lukastanojevic2750
      @lukastanojevic2750 5 лет назад +8

      There is absolutely NOTHING insane about space dwarves flying at light speed with crystal laser axes into hordes of cosmic demons with unmatched rage and stubby might, nope, nothing at all

  • @rhyzvanic3660
    @rhyzvanic3660 6 лет назад +81

    With the way the sentence is structured, it sounds like the Dwarven king was launched at light speed directly onto the battle, without a spaceship.
    Some poor bastard probably was crushed by that.

    • @wilhelmu
      @wilhelmu 6 лет назад +8

      the dwarven king is the hootsman, lol

    • @lukastanojevic2750
      @lukastanojevic2750 5 лет назад +31

      I see it as he used his space beard to acheave lightspeed, or just has a rocket powered laser crystal axe. Anyway, the thougt of a dwarf flying at light speed, slashing with a laser crystal axe at demon hordes while probably saying something along the lines of "OI ZARGETHREX, IM COMIN TE RIP YE NUTS OUT, FEED EM TO YE GRAN, GRIND HER TO MINCED MEAT AND FEED YE WITH IT, YE PANTSY, ROBE WEARING, ROTTEN, GOBLIN HUMPIN SACK O SHITE" is the most glorious picture in history

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 5 лет назад +10

      Dude having yourself launched into a space battle at light speed is a freakin badass way to go

    • @imperialguardsman135
      @imperialguardsman135 5 лет назад +2

      Fucking *AWESOME*

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +3

      @@lukastanojevic2750 That is probably the single best image I've ever had in my mind.

  • @ZefVolk
    @ZefVolk 7 лет назад +363

    RIP Hoots.

    • @zyill
      @zyill 7 лет назад +163

      A hero cannot be defeated,
      Simply by making him die.

    • @DehnusNorder
      @DehnusNorder 7 лет назад +20

      He might be alive in the Alternative universe ;). Never underestimate an Arnold ;).

    • @rosvokersantti
      @rosvokersantti 7 лет назад +17

      What is Hoots may never die.

    • @wilhelmu
      @wilhelmu 6 лет назад +4

      he went out with a blast

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, what are they going to do for a bass player for their next album!

  • @lukastanojevic2750
    @lukastanojevic2750 5 лет назад +59

    I simply know that the dwarf king flew in spiling the most Scotish insults possible, prove me wrong

    • @timothyissler3815
      @timothyissler3815 5 лет назад +2

      Kinda like Dain from "The Hobbit, the Battle of Five Armies"?

    • @liondovegm
      @liondovegm 5 лет назад +5

      He's from astral laser mines. Why would he be scottish? Why not welsh? Why not polynesian(they have jungle dwarves in myth)?

    • @timothyissler3815
      @timothyissler3815 5 лет назад +10

      @@liondovegm Maybe because the Scottish people have the best insults in English?

    • @liondovegm
      @liondovegm 5 лет назад +7

      @@timothyissler3815 I've thought all day and cannot think of a worthy retort or been able to think of better regional insults without looking them up. Your response was concise and understandable. You have defended Luka Stanjevic's point of view admirably. Have a Happy Halloween.

    • @timothyissler3815
      @timothyissler3815 5 лет назад +2

      @@liondovegm Happy Halloween to you too.

  • @kingzilladonx
    @kingzilladonx 6 лет назад +108

    The Astral Dwarves: Normal dwarves but with blue and purple beards studded with glowing gems. Riding atop semi transparent giant headed goats with giant white eyes; in the goats body can be seen stars and swirling energy. These goats can reach warp speeds and when they exit warp you can hear a resounding BAAAH! The dwarves use these goats to charge into the enemy fleet warships, or the goats can also shoot lasers from their eyes.
    Ideas like this is why its a bad idea for me to get bored at work.

    • @conorjasper5814
      @conorjasper5814 5 лет назад +24

      Ideas like this are why it's a good idea for you to get bored at work.

    • @lasttemplar2601
      @lasttemplar2601 5 лет назад +6

      Man...
      Now we can make a film about it😂😂😂

    • @dicorockhimself
      @dicorockhimself 5 лет назад +3

      Id picture the astral dworves as you described them physically but I sense they have massive battle ships that they conquor worlds just to upgrade them into this titanic space fortrices

    • @kleime3419
      @kleime3419 4 года назад +2

      From Aberdeen

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 3 года назад

      @@dicorockhimself the goats are their space fighters while the battleships serve as flagships alongside a variety of capital ships and escorts.

  • @Quelealive
    @Quelealive 7 лет назад +66

    OMG I'm crying, I think this song is flawless and solo beautiful. Everything is amazing, the chorus, the melody, and... Angus McFife !

  • @truemind1018
    @truemind1018 5 лет назад +10

    imagine having a d&d campaign so epic and long running that making a song thats 90% namedropping for it still ends up THIS GOOD.

  • @BimdoeDoll
    @BimdoeDoll 7 лет назад +79

    remember the hoots and the dwarves, rest in glorious cheese

    • @juanpablomoreno2518
      @juanpablomoreno2518 6 лет назад +3

      and the whole frigin mankind

    • @maddizzle1744
      @maddizzle1744 6 лет назад +6

      @@juanpablomoreno2518 Well the entirety of planet Earth. Mankind at this point had spread out among the stars. Hoots sacrificed Earth to stop the demon Kor-viliath from destroying the entire galaxy, if not the entire universe.

  • @thomas.moerman
    @thomas.moerman 5 лет назад +17

    How they've been able to sing at least one take of these lyrics with a straight face is the ultimate unholy secret in the universe.

  • @CallMeCamuran
    @CallMeCamuran 2 года назад +9

    It's so hard to pick a favorite Gloryhammer song. They're all great.

  • @notfeedynotlazy
    @notfeedynotlazy 4 года назад +8

    Going to Aberdeen this coming summer. Wish me luck.

  • @TheOriginalWheatLoaf
    @TheOriginalWheatLoaf 5 лет назад +13

    "Astral dwarves from Aberdeen".
    Damn, I love these guys.

  • @masterpbk
    @masterpbk 4 года назад +71

    I started the 2020's hearing the words "SANCTUS, DOMINUS"
    glorious glory

    • @notronsivart
      @notronsivart 4 года назад +3

      How's that going?

    • @masterpbk
      @masterpbk 4 года назад +3

      @@notronsivart All things considered, personal wise, it's one of the better years of my life

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 4 года назад +3

      @@masterpbk Holy Lord in latin. Until you add "Infernus ad astra" When it basically becomes "DEATH TO THE STARS"

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 3 года назад +5

      "SANCTUS, DOMINUS, *CORONA,* AD ASTRA!"
      *Zargovid-19 comes riding into Dundee upon an undead coughing unicorn of war*

  • @brgr2642
    @brgr2642 Год назад +3

    I love the last part of the song, it gives off some serious Saturday morning cartoon vibes. Every time I listen to it I almost expect to hear them say "next time on Glorryhamer".

  • @CesarG73
    @CesarG73 5 лет назад +36

    They could really make a series of films based on Gloryhammer's songs XD

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 3 года назад +2

      I bet not even Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos put together could fund such a film.

    • @EliWintercross
      @EliWintercross 3 года назад +1

      An anime series would be a better option imo

    • @RainbowDevourer
      @RainbowDevourer 2 года назад +1

      To be honest, Chronicles of Riddick isn't too far off in my opinion... I mean with the sheer over-the-top science fantasy elements and how stupidly awesome the designs are

  • @devinboisclair8054
    @devinboisclair8054 7 лет назад +72

    I actually used these guys as inspiration for my latest pathfinder character's personal quest. he's a survivor of Crail that is traveling, searching for glory to honor the fallen and cash to rebuild the town of Crail.

    • @xFusionDS
      @xFusionDS 6 лет назад +9

      I believe it was Dundee that fell. As the warriors of Crail "Never lost a fight." or at least that's what they proclaim tonight.

    • @Jasp_B
      @Jasp_B 6 лет назад +7

      Fusion Skydweller The space knights of Crail were defeated while defending Zargothrax's prison when the chaos wizards attacked. (See rise of the chaos wizards)

    • @malyssaryan1987
      @malyssaryan1987 4 года назад +2

      @@Jasp_B They didn't have Ser Proletius then though. He was revived as a hologram in Victorius Eagle Warfare.
      After that, the only fight they lost was against the Hootsforce and Ralathor's Missiles of Nuclear Justice.

  • @victornoel36
    @victornoel36 6 лет назад +26

    So Zargothrax and Angus McFife XIII went to another reality.....
    I WANT TO SEE (or hear) THE SEQUEL!!

    • @threeglassjars6051
      @threeglassjars6051 5 лет назад +4

      I know I'm a bit late, but the sequel is being released at the end of may

    • @gsp1175
      @gsp1175 5 лет назад +3

      the sequel is here and it's just as good if not better than the first two

  • @andrewbrigmond8784
    @andrewbrigmond8784 7 лет назад +43

    What a cliffhanger.

    • @Okabim
      @Okabim 5 лет назад +5

      Which finally resolves tomorrow!

  • @ThunDagaFlare
    @ThunDagaFlare 5 лет назад +5

    The lyrics on this one is over the top, it gives so much character to it even though it's just a text

  • @WeIlTommy1991
    @WeIlTommy1991 6 лет назад +23

    something is wrong : "But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race" , literally 3 lines of text after that: "Hootsman flies to Fife
    he detonates his nuclear heart
    destroys all human life" nice way to save the human race, thanks a lot Hoots...

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +2

      Tommaso Matteini 1: They might have mass cloning technology.
      2: I'm on mobile right now, so I can't explain further for now, I may return.

    • @dkcsi9256
      @dkcsi9256 6 лет назад +19

      Tommaso Matteini He only destroyed all human life on *earth* so the rest of the humans across the universe are fine

    • @shlabedeshlub3334
      @shlabedeshlub3334 6 лет назад +3

      ''The only way to save the galaxy is to destroy planet earth and all dundee''

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +2

      I'm back, unfortunately I'm still on mobile, have you played Warhammer40k?
      Cause that shit's chaos.

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 6 лет назад +2

      They just destroyed the humans etc on earth. There will be the races in other places.

  • @IsenbergerHerold
    @IsenbergerHerold 7 лет назад +76

    "Astral dwarves from Aberdeen" - Wait! Is this a personal insult on Alestorm?

    • @kimarous
      @kimarous 7 лет назад +14

      One, what does that have to do with Alestorm? Two, how is that an insult? "Astral" is an association or comparison with stars - "Scottish Star-Dwarves" doesn't seem to be particularly negative...

    • @HradebniProdukce
      @HradebniProdukce 7 лет назад +54

      Tobias Dahlmann The founder of Gloryhammer is the same person as the vocalist of Alestorm, so I don't think, that he insults his own band :D

    • @andrewpliakis
      @andrewpliakis 7 лет назад +27

      He's Zargothrax, isn't he?

    • @HradebniProdukce
      @HradebniProdukce 7 лет назад +5

      Yep, he's

    • @lennyheafy7449
      @lennyheafy7449 7 лет назад +77

      zargothrax is so evil he would even offend himself !!

  • @geertburger191
    @geertburger191 4 года назад +6

    My favorite Gloryhammer song

  • @WedgeAntill3s
    @WedgeAntill3s 5 лет назад +7

    So, basically it´s Warhammer 40k, right? :D Now I love them even more :D

  • @aleszapadlo475
    @aleszapadlo475 7 лет назад +16

    Thank you for the work on this, truly glorius masterpiece, of power metal!

    • @federicorossignoli6537
      @federicorossignoli6537  7 лет назад +1

      Aleš Zapadlo Your many beautiful comments and the fact that now people can easily read the lyrics of gloryhammer's song are a fantastic reward:)

  • @andrewvarney5687
    @andrewvarney5687 2 года назад +11

    Several things I'd like to mention about this song.........
    1) The Battle over Mars would've gone better for the heroes if Doom Guy had been present
    2) The Rage of Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen sounds a separate song title all it's own
    3) Does Zargothrax realize if he summons Kor- Viliath, the Elder God will wipe out all life in the universe, including him (Where's the fun in ruling if there's no one to control?) Maybe he's playing by "If I can't have it, no one else can." rules.
    4) Was the Hootsman always a cyborg?

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 2 года назад +3

      1) Yes
      2) Yes
      3) Probably, or maybe he's not as good at long term plans as we thought
      4) Yes

    • @valeriikozan
      @valeriikozan Год назад +3

      1) Yes
      2) Yes
      3) Kor-Virliath is the demon Zargo made pact with in 2AD, so DarkLord is just serving him
      4) Nah, he become cyborg, atleast, after 992AD and most likely after 1035AD

  • @crazygames2676
    @crazygames2676 7 лет назад +11

    Fred pls never delete this!!!

  • @insultinsultan705
    @insultinsultan705 7 лет назад +18

    Oh wow I thought he was saying "Yes, Battle Brothers, to space we shall go!" Not battle cruisers and must go, guess I got WH 40k on the mind lol

    • @khorne6475
      @khorne6475 6 лет назад +2

      Considering "universe on fire" Literally describes dawn of war GOTY's campaign, Its not a surprise.

  • @yoshikagekira4730
    @yoshikagekira4730 4 года назад +6

    Hootsman: I got this.
    *Fucking explodes Earth*

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 5 лет назад +6

    This is the wackest storyline, and I'm glad someone came up with it. I love it.

  • @polyvesv6660
    @polyvesv6660 7 лет назад +16

    HOLY SHIT DUDE, this is a fcking masterpiece, I broke my fcking t-shirt

  • @johnsuarez1404
    @johnsuarez1404 6 лет назад +8

    5:15
    "Aberdeen dead noises from the fury of hell"
    Confused noises confused noises!!

  • @pentiumdeusex-machina4645
    @pentiumdeusex-machina4645 5 лет назад +5

    Is it normal that, when I hear this song, I can't stop myself from singing along with the chorus?

  • @Hilversumborn
    @Hilversumborn 7 лет назад +696

    If the Gloryhammer albums were made into movies it would surpass Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.

    • @huntergoshorn8015
      @huntergoshorn8015 7 лет назад +18

      Hilversumborn wait until the next album comes out with Angus XIII finally catches up the Zargothrax in the other dimension and maybe it could if you know what'll happen lastly

    • @Hilversumborn
      @Hilversumborn 7 лет назад +1

      Hi Stalker Looking forward to it.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 7 лет назад +17

      The Angus McFife Trilogy, calling it.

    • @maplesugar7409
      @maplesugar7409 7 лет назад +5

      This needs to happen.

    • @squidwithcheese
      @squidwithcheese 7 лет назад +3

      This NEEDS to happen!!

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes 6 лет назад +16

    Amazing song!
    I do wonder one thing. Are we rooting for the right heroes? Throughout the albums it's stated clearly that Zargothrax is the villain, but is he? In this song he states that he wan't to liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear, while Hoots, one of the heroes, destroys Earth. Are we sure we aren't rooting for the right people?

    • @Taika_talvi
      @Taika_talvi 6 лет назад +5

      I never understood why the bad guy would sing about liberating the multiverse but the Hootsman clearly destroys Earth because it is the last possible way to prevent this evil god from being released through the portal and annihilate the entire universe.

    • @Ms_Fortunes
      @Ms_Fortunes 6 лет назад +3

      After reading the story in the lyrics, I do see that now, since Angus and Hoots were the last ones left. Just thought the comment would be an interesting thing to ponder over.

    • @cperka1017
      @cperka1017 6 лет назад +3

      Let this illuminate you. Zargothrax is most undoubtedly not noble, he's the guy who wants to watch everything burn. Liberating the hell dimensions is just a side effect of his hatred towards universal life. ruclips.net/video/VlhQZFTvAn4/видео.html

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 6 лет назад +1

      Well, we'll have to wait until the next album to find out.

    • @moronkiller4962
      @moronkiller4962 6 лет назад +4

      Terezi Pyrope bad guys always think they're the good ones, zargothrax might actually believe he's a liberator, and they destroyed earth to prevent the elder god whatshisface from destroying the galaxy

  • @kefka3
    @kefka3 3 года назад +3

    They had *way* too much fun writing that absurd monologue.

  • @2st486
    @2st486 3 года назад +3

    how much acid did the author take?
    all of it.
    all of the acid.
    and i respect that.

  • @thunderhawkx4247
    @thunderhawkx4247 6 лет назад +3

    Listening to this makes me want the Epic Finale of 40k to be Glorious and a cosmic implosion of twists and turns.

  • @PenguinFondue
    @PenguinFondue 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for this, it's really fun!

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +7

    Damn the Dwarves got folded

  • @AlexKadin
    @AlexKadin 7 лет назад +8

    I got so scared that copyright had striked it down, haha. Thanks! Great vid!

    • @federicorossignoli6537
      @federicorossignoli6537  7 лет назад +3

      AlexKadin Thank you Alex:)
      I'm still very sorry for the disease, it will not happen again

    • @AlexKadin
      @AlexKadin 7 лет назад

      Federico Rossignoli By the way, are you gonna make a video for Heroes of Dundee?

    • @federicorossignoli6537
      @federicorossignoli6537  7 лет назад

      AlexKadin Of course;) I'm going to upload it at the end of this month;)

    • @AlexKadin
      @AlexKadin 7 лет назад +1

      Federico Rossignoli Yesss. Thank you!

    • @federicorossignoli6537
      @federicorossignoli6537  7 лет назад +4

      AlexKadin I'm very glad you appreciate my work that much:)
      Thanks for supportorting me🤘

  • @Dongyeol_Lee
    @Dongyeol_Lee 7 лет назад +9

    Masterpiece!

  • @chrisaltobelli
    @chrisaltobelli 6 лет назад +5

    Everytime I hear this song I get the urge to write again

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax 6 лет назад +1

    That is amazing! It is so epic! It gets more and more crazy and surprising as it goes on. I love Gloryhammer.

  • @iamkocka6457
    @iamkocka6457 5 лет назад +2

    The "ELDER GOD KOR VIRLIATH OF THE 18th HELL DIMENSION!" part still gives me goosbumps.

    • @cscgaming25
      @cscgaming25 5 лет назад +1

      I Am Kocka I die of laughter everytime it comes up

    • @iamkocka6457
      @iamkocka6457 5 лет назад +1

      XD We have our differences.

  • @Thecatisfineto
    @Thecatisfineto 7 лет назад +42

    RIP hootsman

    • @cperka1017
      @cperka1017 6 лет назад +3

      He will forever be remembered T_T 7

    • @HradebniProdukce
      @HradebniProdukce 6 лет назад +3

      RIP Hootsman, RIP Proletius, RIP Dwarwen king, RIP Dundee...

    • @YamiHarmonia
      @YamiHarmonia 6 лет назад +2

      Rip mankind ;; rip us

  • @julesvallecillo4516
    @julesvallecillo4516 7 лет назад +2

    Perfect song and perfect editing. Congragulations and long live Dundee!!!!

  • @kingborgar35
    @kingborgar35 7 лет назад +48

    that build up though, holy shit!

    • @kingborgar35
      @kingborgar35 7 лет назад +11

      a much more sinister machination was a foot

    • @agentbuckwall2806
      @agentbuckwall2806 7 лет назад +3

      I liked the tie-in to Anstruther's Dark Prophecy from the first album. Like the whole story of the first album was pointless because Dundee was going to get destroyed in the future

    • @cadenglass1387
      @cadenglass1387 6 лет назад +2

      Matt Kenney all things must end

  • @sirzorg5728
    @sirzorg5728 7 лет назад +3

    an info dump in a song....
    I love it

  • @thewanderingbard8455
    @thewanderingbard8455 6 лет назад +3

    I can't believe, after that cliffhanger ending, that they would leave us like this for 3 years D:

    • @BDtetra
      @BDtetra 5 лет назад +1

      The wait is over my friend :)

  • @kurogane2x
    @kurogane2x Год назад +3

    If WH40K ever looks for an official music, this is it

  • @Th3Sabator45
    @Th3Sabator45 5 лет назад +3

    I honestly saw the title card say Astral Dwarves and was like "seems like my type of thing."

  • @fidgie0227
    @fidgie0227 7 лет назад +58

    And now I'm pregnant.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah, this stuff will even impregnate unprotected male listeners.

    • @Hell_peacemaker
      @Hell_peacemaker Месяц назад

      Congratulations! Its an astral Dwarf!🎉🎉🎉

  • @johnmclellan2257
    @johnmclellan2257 5 лет назад +3

    The most ridiculous, awesome story ever. I love it

  • @pizzalisp5427
    @pizzalisp5427 7 лет назад +7

    RIP Hootsman ;-;

  • @austinfiedler6957
    @austinfiedler6957 7 лет назад +2

    well that was a rollercoaster of emotions. Flipping awesome though!

  • @RathwulvenBushcraft
    @RathwulvenBushcraft 5 лет назад +5

    5:30 - Frank Klepacki, is that you? :-D

  • @coltenhubbard163
    @coltenhubbard163 3 года назад +1

    I love how the last riff on the album is the first riff in the next. 🍺🤘🔥

  • @harleydoge310
    @harleydoge310 5 лет назад +2

    I would donate money if you ever crowdfunded an actual movie based on this album. Please do it.

  • @LikeGodzzila
    @LikeGodzzila 7 лет назад +2

    great lyrics video, wish you would do more

  • @Chobo077
    @Chobo077 3 года назад +1

    I love the guitars in this song!

  • @Kuyosaki
    @Kuyosaki 6 лет назад +2

    Gotta love the musical throwback to Infernus Ad Astra/Rise of the Chaos Wizard

  • @dszed
    @dszed 11 месяцев назад +3

    Women: do men even have feelings?
    Men:
    Faster than a laser bullet
    Hootsman flies to Fife
    He detonates his nuclear heart
    Destroys all human life
    F

  • @buttersquids
    @buttersquids 5 лет назад +2

    Honestly this is ,y favourite Gloryhammer 'boss battle' song

  • @BelegaerTheGreat
    @BelegaerTheGreat 2 года назад +5

    *I love this band so much!*
    They deserve mainstream.

  • @ChloeHartzog
    @ChloeHartzog 6 месяцев назад

    Okay I've been listening to this band on and off but this is the moment I realize their lore is actually consistent (and convoluted as fuck). I love it !

  • @Endermaximum56
    @Endermaximum56 5 лет назад

    I will always get shivers during the chorus, no fail.

  • @jimparkin2345
    @jimparkin2345 5 лет назад +2

    I had a spiritual experience listening to this