Kevin Hart - I'm Not a Fighter

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 311

  • @mhrocketcleveland187
    @mhrocketcleveland187 12 лет назад +623

    I couldnt breathe when he said " you just got smacked. We can talk about it in the car, and see what we can do to prevent it but..."

    • @livinlikelarry8788
      @livinlikelarry8788 4 года назад +9

      MHrocket CLEVELAND I wanna reply to you and see if you will ever get this cause I think it would be really cool if you did so 👋

    • @zoecavill8166
      @zoecavill8166 4 года назад +1

      @@livinlikelarry8788 I do things like that too. I thought I was the only one.

    • @livinlikelarry8788
      @livinlikelarry8788 4 года назад +1

      @@zoecavill8166 quarantine is gong by so fast I thought I commented this like 4 months ago not 10.

    • @zoecavill8166
      @zoecavill8166 4 года назад +2

      @@livinlikelarry8788 It be like that sometimes tho

    • @livinlikelarry8788
      @livinlikelarry8788 4 года назад +1

      @@zoecavill8166 it do 😔

  • @ThatCrook54
    @ThatCrook54 12 лет назад +454

    "If he didn't care about your face, I know he don't give a fuck about mine"
    Couldn't stop laughing in that part.

    • @Muleek.420
      @Muleek.420 Год назад +1

      That's relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nethercore
    @Nethercore 13 лет назад +253

    "Two black eyes ain't gonna get us home!" hahaha

  • @RockstarStealth
    @RockstarStealth 7 лет назад +604

    "I got behind the vending machine cuz I didn't want him to know that we was together. It's none of his business who I'm with".

    • @Paul_Atsakpo
      @Paul_Atsakpo 5 лет назад +4

      Quick David Gallardo lmao 🤣

    • @Paul_Atsakpo
      @Paul_Atsakpo 5 лет назад +2

      Quick David Gallardo lmao 🤣

  • @jmsdolce95
    @jmsdolce95 14 лет назад +143

    "We can talk about when we get in the car, lets figure out why it happended and see what we can to do to not let it happen again"
    Hahah i was dying

  • @FiliaDeRex
    @FiliaDeRex 14 лет назад +70

    "bitch you better stop, drop and roll to that exit." lol

    • @Gmoney_863
      @Gmoney_863 Год назад +3

      Like frrr one of us got to live to tell the story 😂😂😂

  • @Themetuk
    @Themetuk 13 лет назад +62

    I can't believe he kicked you when you fell.....HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!

  • @navyseal93
    @navyseal93 12 лет назад +92

    Kevin Hart proves that the best comedians are the ones who can make fun of themselves.

    • @nathr7375
      @nathr7375 Год назад +2

      It's a very British style and it works. Stephen Fry explained it best, it's worth a look up.

  • @6006095
    @6006095 8 лет назад +341

    i am a witness lol

  • @PrincessSmartNSweet
    @PrincessSmartNSweet 14 лет назад +20

    'You gave up you didn't wanna fight no more' ROFL That fool was no help at all he just hid. My stomach hurt.

  • @DD-ru1zz
    @DD-ru1zz 8 лет назад +68

    Kevin hart is a fucking legend

  • @MrVett11
    @MrVett11 13 лет назад +17

    Kevin Hart is one of the funniest people out

    • @deathstar4794
      @deathstar4794 Год назад

      How have the last 11 years treated you?

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 13 лет назад +65

    this is like my 4th time watchin it and i still nearly DIED when he said 'i cant beleive he kicked you when u fell...u didnt wanna fight no more' LMAO

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 2 года назад +6

      "You gave up!" lol

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 2 года назад

      @@dagaybrucewayne Thank you for commenting on this to remind me of it.
      Looking back at this i can say; violence towards women is never funny.
      Except in this hypothetical scenario which is still funny as hell

    • @cantstanddogs4776
      @cantstanddogs4776 Год назад +1

      ​@@Ramonerdna yea ..its weird how all the comedians I grew up on I'd even dave Chappelle I look at now and it was very toxic to grow up thinking this shit was funny

    • @brick245-x9
      @brick245-x9 10 месяцев назад

      @@Ramonerdnaholy shit, this is a trip

  • @Kanjithedragonwolf8
    @Kanjithedragonwolf8 14 лет назад +11

    "If he didn't care about your face I know he won't give a fuck about my face and two black eys won't get us home, somebody has to drive" LMAO!

  • @kweefsweat5628
    @kweefsweat5628 4 года назад +8

    Still one of the best jokes ever I swear 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LittleHello427
    @LittleHello427 11 лет назад +15

    LOL @ "Stop, drop, roll and find that exit!"

  • @princeeluzai
    @princeeluzai 7 месяцев назад +2

    “If you with me then you just got smacked” 😂😂😂

  • @tonitaylor5485
    @tonitaylor5485 6 лет назад +50

    Other than the ostrich, this is the the best 🤣

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 Год назад +1

      Legend has it that its body is still facing that way but its head is still facing this way.

  • @WilliamK44
    @WilliamK44 8 месяцев назад +1

    When he said he’s not a fighter he actually is a fighter💯

  • @j7lew
    @j7lew 11 лет назад +154

    This was back when Kevin Hart was funny, good shit

    • @D3THL0CKE
      @D3THL0CKE 6 лет назад +23

      "Ice Cold!" I think he's still funny

    • @jenifer4987
      @jenifer4987 5 лет назад +13

      He's still funny though

    • @jasonmoore7223
      @jasonmoore7223 5 лет назад +13

      I think you’re confusing more mainstream with less funny.

    • @g3fuzzy_rl221
      @g3fuzzy_rl221 5 лет назад +1

      Y’all fan bois lmao

    • @sadchild5865
      @sadchild5865 4 года назад +5

      He's still funny but this was his prime. He's not that funny anymore compared to his prime

  • @jayscribe7547
    @jayscribe7547 10 лет назад +80

    This is tooo funny!

  • @puppylover1191
    @puppylover1191 11 лет назад +58

    Best parts: bitch you better stop drop and roll and find that exit.....some guy comes up to you smacks you in the face real hard if you with me then u just got smacked

  • @Misstrouble98
    @Misstrouble98 13 лет назад +5

    If your with me .. then you just got slapped Lmao, I love Kevin Hart

  • @caseyevans8743
    @caseyevans8743 9 лет назад +69

    He the funniest man alive

    • @bd603
      @bd603 2 года назад +2

      Nope

  • @Rebel-cd6gc
    @Rebel-cd6gc 6 лет назад +34

    This is my favorite Kevin hart joke

  • @colbiecherry3135
    @colbiecherry3135 12 лет назад +1

    Gotta luv kevin hart 3

  • @MNNelson55
    @MNNelson55 13 лет назад +1

    Lmmao! This little dude is hysterical!!

  • @AmberCanDoIt
    @AmberCanDoIt 14 лет назад +9

    "Two black eyes ain't gonna get us home." hahahahaha!!!

  • @SteroidKam
    @SteroidKam 14 лет назад +5

    "I can't believe that he kicked you when you fell.. thats where i got upset Cause you gave up.. You didnt wanna fight no more. Why would he put his boot to your face.?!" LMFAO.!!

  • @kizzi80
    @kizzi80 14 лет назад +4

    I seen him do this show in person and OMG this dude is funny as shit. Like I would pay to go see him perform live a hundred times over again he is that fuckin funny LOL

  • @breeeee_h
    @breeeee_h 13 лет назад +3

    If you with me ...... Then you just got smacked!!!!!! Lol too funny!

  • @MegaChristina83
    @MegaChristina83 12 лет назад +7

    Kevin hart that's ma nigga he funny as hell!!!!!!!!

  • @jet-fury
    @jet-fury 2 года назад +4

    Hart at his best

  • @AmbitiousGirlPZ
    @AmbitiousGirlPZ 13 лет назад +3

    This is too funny....love Kevin Hart

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 14 лет назад +1

    @skater121700 "If he didn't care about your face I know he ain't gon care bout mine!" love it!

  • @estheralvarez8203
    @estheralvarez8203 12 лет назад +6

    Hahahaha the first time I ever heard of Kevin Hart, my ex showed me this video and I bust out in laughs!! I can't get over him know, I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Kevin!!

  • @loveeecarley
    @loveeecarley 13 лет назад +5

    "if you with me, you just got smacked." hahaha!

  • @jray1461
    @jray1461 2 года назад +7

    This has a whole new level of hilarious in March 2022 after Will Smith smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars for making jokes about Jada Smith 😂

  • @abrahampalmer8761
    @abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад +5

    This video shows that I deeply respect Kevin Hart as being his authentic true self and he is not as bad as a comedian like some people make it out to be.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 Год назад +1

      They Were ... HATING!!!....
      And Look At HIM!😊 NOW!!!🤗🙏🏿🤗

  • @MrDarnelle1000
    @MrDarnelle1000 12 лет назад +17

    Bitch you better stop drop and roll,dying at that part LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Jotad8
    @Jotad8 13 лет назад +15

    OMG im cryinnng!!! I cant stop laughing!!! omg omg lmaooooamlammla Now i cant stop smiling lmaooo this is the shit

  • @UCKABAH
    @UCKABAH 12 лет назад +2

    This is awesome.

  • @namizaire3058
    @namizaire3058 11 лет назад +34

    then if u wit me, then u just got smacked
    lol XD

  • @monaespencer4446
    @monaespencer4446 11 лет назад +12

    LMFAOOOO if you with me you just got slapped

  • @bmelvin1234
    @bmelvin1234 5 лет назад +3

    That's friggin hillarious!

  • @KingNat.
    @KingNat. 11 лет назад +26

    thumbs up if you think Kevin the most funniest man on earth.

  • @SSgtAllen
    @SSgtAllen 13 лет назад +3

    Kevin is funny as hell.

  • @darylgreen3733
    @darylgreen3733 6 лет назад +3

    This his best special for facts

  • @dakuhall4534
    @dakuhall4534 4 года назад

    You the man Kevin
    Huge Fan

  • @MegaDragonslayer1997
    @MegaDragonslayer1997 11 лет назад +6

    I'm in tears laughing.

  • @jiggynights
    @jiggynights 13 лет назад +1

    this skid had me dying on the floor wow!!

  • @6969rison
    @6969rison 13 лет назад +1

    'The f**k up thing is he kick you when you fell,he knew That you gave up when you fell' Lmao

  • @crazzymonkey
    @crazzymonkey 14 лет назад +1

    if you with me......you just got smacked! LMAOOOO!

  • @Swaag93
    @Swaag93 14 лет назад +1

    'now if your with me then you just got smacked' LMAO Hahhahaha

  • @divalove421
    @divalove421 10 лет назад +80

    Know that's gone be our last date!!!

    • @thezquad
      @thezquad 9 лет назад +25

      Alana Johnson So? Who would want to go out with a girl that has enemies like that? And who would want to go out with a girl with a boot printed on the side of her face.

    • @divalove421
      @divalove421 9 лет назад +2

      thezquad boy bye who wants a weak ass man LIKE THAT....So that! And I never get in situations like that so I'm not worried! You're dismissed!

    • @divalove421
      @divalove421 9 лет назад +1

      I'm not trying to beat it I have to many boyfriends to keep up with you or him have a single girlfriend so hahaha THAT!

    • @divalove421
      @divalove421 9 лет назад +4

      Again Patrick Cole why are YOU worried about me? Get a life And get off my post! I'm never any of those words I don't even look like I am the type! Y'all mad that's all.

    • @k1ngwavey642
      @k1ngwavey642 8 лет назад +29

      thot alert! too many boyfriends? lol #HardOnThotsMovement

  • @dechols87
    @dechols87 13 лет назад +2

    If he didn't care about your face, I KNOW he don't gaf about mine !!! Lmao.

  • @HitTheStixBRODIE
    @HitTheStixBRODIE 14 лет назад +2

    we can talk about it when we get in the car lmfao

  • @coriejay
    @coriejay 14 лет назад +1

    If you with me, you just got smacked. LMAO Kevin is a funny ass dude,

  • @joevaladez8158
    @joevaladez8158 4 года назад +1

    You better stop drop and roll and find that exit!

  • @shasta211296
    @shasta211296 14 лет назад +1

    " u wid me then u just smacked " LMAO

  • @majenn01
    @majenn01 14 лет назад +1

    "Y he want to put his boot to your face" lol

  • @LawDogJr33
    @LawDogJr33 14 лет назад +1

    you better stop, drop, and roll and find that exit! haha

  • @namugenyialima1720
    @namugenyialima1720 5 лет назад

    Kevin Hart gat dat like my ccta she's not a fighter buh gd at spitting words

  • @XxVI6EZxX
    @XxVI6EZxX 13 лет назад

    if your with me... you just got slapped.. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @thatbrownskingirl.
    @thatbrownskingirl. Год назад

    God bless ❤.

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA
    @TENNSUMITSUMA 13 лет назад +1

    (O_O) BWAH HA HA HAAAAA EXCELLENT....excellent

  • @isokedapoet33
    @isokedapoet33 12 лет назад +1

    LMAO i cant breathe omg!!!!

  • @philipzown7
    @philipzown7 13 лет назад +2

    i saw everything :)

  • @dl3650
    @dl3650 5 лет назад +1

    Get well soon, Kevin.

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 4 года назад

    “Ptss uhmmmm” 0:25 lmao

  • @kozkhaotic
    @kozkhaotic 13 лет назад +1

    Kevin Hart Couldn't be my man....

  • @NYPRinVA1
    @NYPRinVA1 14 лет назад +1

    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @mymanisjohnny
    @mymanisjohnny 13 лет назад +2

    i can imagine that dude getting slappe dhard in the face by a stranger. And Kevin just sitting there like oh well!!. LMAO!!!

  • @giovanni0411
    @giovanni0411 13 лет назад +2

    i cant believe he kicked you when you fell cuz you gave up! lmao

  • @xXKhaoticRinoXx
    @xXKhaoticRinoXx 13 лет назад

    haha, thats totally me right there...if you get slapped....then you just got slapped. hahaha

  • @calicolabri1
    @calicolabri1 12 лет назад +10

    two blac eyes ain't gon' get us home..lol

  • @clay7800
    @clay7800 3 года назад +2

    His best joke

  • @ReaLEthA
    @ReaLEthA 13 лет назад +1

    if he didnt give a damn about your face then he aint gonna give a damn about mine. lmfao

  • @mathistr1
    @mathistr1 13 лет назад

    Love. U keivn

  • @Dianaluvsyou17
    @Dianaluvsyou17 13 лет назад

    If you wit me you just got smacked....... HAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!

  • @kayleejames2677
    @kayleejames2677 11 лет назад +1

    Awesome guy. Funny!!!!

  • @Kdddoss29
    @Kdddoss29 13 лет назад

    2 black eyes aint gone get us home... thats the problem.... lol fav part

  • @babibop14
    @babibop14 14 лет назад

    "Bitch Yuu betta stop,drop and roll towards that exit"
    "If yuu With me..den yuu jus got smacked"
    this dude iz crazy funni!!!

  • @bropeace478
    @bropeace478 10 лет назад +1

    that is funny as hell!!!

  • @LilLadi08
    @LilLadi08 13 лет назад +1

    I hope that never happens to his wife. lmao cause she just gonna be sitting there with the "I just got slapped face" lmao

  • @esoj3188
    @esoj3188 3 года назад +1

    Damn when Kevin hart was hungry

  • @Dane93M
    @Dane93M 14 лет назад +1

    LMFAO!!.I cant believe he kicked you and you fell.thats where i got upset cuz you gave up.you didnt wanna fight no more....good shit

  • @nolove4handles697
    @nolove4handles697 2 года назад +1

    Lmao will smith was like shit I need a plan

  • @manman123576
    @manman123576 13 лет назад

    Two black eyes aint gone get us home . !

  • @elishevachana4433
    @elishevachana4433 11 лет назад +6

    LMFAO!

  • @superkelvinkelvin
    @superkelvinkelvin 14 лет назад +3

    bitch, u better stop, drop and roll and find that exit''..lmao!

  • @birdylover100
    @birdylover100 10 лет назад +5

    Uploaded when i turned 9 on my bday

  • @marissa32
    @marissa32 14 лет назад +1

    I love how the top rated comments ruin the jokes before I even get to see them.

  • @WandersNotLost
    @WandersNotLost 13 лет назад +1

    I Wouldnt Wanna Go Out With Kevin.! He Wouldnt Care If I Got Smacked, Lmao!

  • @ricardocampbell8985
    @ricardocampbell8985 6 лет назад

    Word!, stop., drop., & roll.

  • @annabellehe4307
    @annabellehe4307 12 лет назад +1

    ahaha would not want a guy like this at all XD

  • @iyttszxmhee37
    @iyttszxmhee37 14 лет назад

    HAHAHAHAHA LOLSZX...............yo i feel the same way lolszx this iszx teww funny hahaha

  • @afimearts
    @afimearts 14 лет назад

    ...and the sad but funny part is there are a lot of guys that are that weak, and run if that really happened--they usually get their ass kick....but thats some funny shit!!!!

  • @amandatran3578
    @amandatran3578 Год назад

    If you with me then you just got smacked😂😂😂😂

  • @poppinslime101
    @poppinslime101 12 лет назад

    I know if he dont care bout yo face he dont give a damn bout mine LMAO xD