Live in the country. Rural Australia kicks arse. You want to go outside in the nude. Chances are no ones around so thats ok. You neighbors are kangaroos so you don't have to look far for a good steak if you own a gun. An the area is so desolate it means the roads are empty so you would be very unlikely to get a speeding fine. An if your a serial killer thats fine too. In the outback no one can hear you scream. The last ones a joke. Obviously.
Sydney is a tale of two cities: one is constantly gloating about how expensive housing is, the other is constantly whinging about the price of housing. There's nothing else to talk about in Sydney.
8 years out of Sydney. Here are the highlights my friends and family have given me I've missed out on: 'It's really cold' 'it's really hot' 'everything is more expensive' 'house prices eh....' Sure missed a lot....
You won't catch me at Bondi, my favourite Sydney beaches are Balmoral & Palm Beach. Come on Tom, you could have done a bit more sledging, surely? That cameo by Catriona was the best! 😅😅😅
I'm a backpacker come from Asia, right now I staying in Sydney, the video is so ture, especially in the night time,I hardly to find anything fun in the city night!
Sydney is starting to remind me of London....not just the expense parallel but how parts of the city have such separate identities that they do not mix...like people not going to north or south London.. people from Eastern suburbs or the insular peninsula going out to Sydney's west...there's more than one Sydney now
London is like that because it grew up from a medieval town. Sydney City is like that because its right next to Greater Western Sydney which is like a separate giant, country town next to a global city.
Last year I went to Sydney from my home town of Melbourne. I was shocked to see the CBD almost deserted at 8pm on a Friday! No shops, no events, just a couple of bars here and there. Completely dead. Come to Melbourne, where the Night life actually thrives!!!
The worst thing about Sydney is the divide between the west and east. It really is like 8 different cities. Inner city/eastern suburbs Southern suburbs Northern beaches Inner West Parramatta/hills district Liverpool/Fairfield/Bankstown Far south west Far west
That stuff about King's Cross and the nightlife is actually rather sad. Our biggest and most famous city yet you can't you can't grab a beer after midnight... Embarrassing
Yep describes my hometown perfectly. Now do Gold Coast where Schoolies ruined everything up there, full of amusement partks and more importantly Marons.
To understand the funny part of this video you've got be an Australian to understand otherwise you wouldn't get it, i didn't get the funny part of it but I like Sydney is like a small country town to relax..
What’s the only best thing to come out of Sydney? The Plane to Melbourne. Why didn’t Sydney have an earthquake at the same time as Christchurch? Cause there’s some things even the earth won’t swallow.
A major reason Sydney is so expensive is due to government central planners rules and regulations such as the globally uncompetitive high minimum wages and penalty rates which makes it very difficult for small businesses to hire extra staff and be open for longer hours. Such irrational laws penalise consumers and business owners and unemployed people. But we never learn. There is a false myth out there that if penalty rates are removed businesses will somehow exploit workers which is a load of nonsense.
This should be a full 20min monthly show. Love the concept. It's great television.
Sydney - a city so god damn expensive I'm constantly under financial threat of HAVING to go away.
Live in the country. Rural Australia kicks arse.
You want to go outside in the nude. Chances are no ones around so thats ok.
You neighbors are kangaroos so you don't have to look far for a good steak if you own a gun.
An the area is so desolate it means the roads are empty so you would be very unlikely to get a speeding fine.
An if your a serial killer thats fine too. In the outback no one can hear you scream.
The last ones a joke. Obviously.
@@stephenbachman132 I like how your name is Stephen King and Richard Bachman put together and you made a joke about a serial killer
Stephen Bachman i’m very disturbed by the fact that you think killing and eating a kangaroo is okay
@@hannahcrispim2221 Whats wrong with eating kangaroo?
@@hannahcrispim2221 Why not, there is more Kangaroos then humans in this country.
This is so painfully accurate 😂
Yep, as I’m sitting here watching this on a Saturday night
You guys need to continue this series 🤣 and the Cameo from Catriona was great!!
Catriona Rowntree calling Tom Gleeson an arsehole is the funniest thing that has happened in his career of impolite comedy.
The best bit. Aussie humour.
Sydney is a tale of two cities: one is constantly gloating about how expensive housing is, the other is constantly whinging about the price of housing. There's nothing else to talk about in Sydney.
Gloating was in the 90s, but then the rest of Australia caught up with our property prices. Now its just pain.
It is such a nice lovely place to be ....in the whole wide world.
I love it.❤
It's not hard to be polite, but it is very hard to be rude and make everyone laugh all the time, but Tom does it brilliantly.
'It was built to highlight the city's culture but Sydney doesn't have any'
Oof 😂😂💀💔
More GO AWAY Please.
Surprise Catriona appearance was what this series never knew it needed
Sydney, the only city that Australia has according to Hollywood celebrities 😂
Finally! More Go Away! Tom is the best
Ooooo yeah, My favourite series from the weekly! :D
8 years out of Sydney. Here are the highlights my friends and family have given me I've missed out on:
'It's really cold'
'it's really hot'
'everything is more expensive'
'house prices eh....'
Sure missed a lot....
Yep sadly. Lived here all my life and the soul in Sydney DIED.
Move to the Gold Coast but that’s expensive too
Joke of a city
I used to visit my gf there, it seemed nice. Why do u think the soul of Sydney has gone? Price increase/gentrification/lockout laws?
Sydney, the only place celebrity’s ever go when they visit Australia. 💔😂
Ash Lilley And Byron Bay to drink with Thor.
What about the gold coast
Ask American's to name an Australian city and 99% of them can only name Sydney. That's why.
Ash Lilley the only place that’s worth going
*celebrities
Touching and beautiful... like Pell
Most accurate GO AWAY to date.
Love that cameo from Catriona at the end!!!
Oh all the 'Go Away's', this one is closet to true, in spite of itself.
You won't catch me at Bondi, my favourite Sydney beaches are Balmoral & Palm Beach. Come on Tom, you could have done a bit more sledging, surely? That cameo by Catriona was the best! 😅😅😅
I'm a backpacker come from Asia, right now I staying in Sydney, the video is so ture, especially in the night time,I hardly to find anything fun in the city night!
Tbh we Sydneysiders had one coming
Marcus Len just glad they didn’t mention the light rail disaster
Marcus Len honestly wish they dug into us deeper.
Jezza the nugget will they ever finish it?
Just one?!?
Yeah it's really not that great if you live here
Catriona?! Give her the Gold Logie 😂
Brilliant and love the ending with Catriona Rowntree ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is gold..love it..have the done Canberra? that's a free kick for sure.
I can't count how many times I've been to Sydney airport but I've never actually been to Sydney.
That's saaaaaaad.
You are missing a lot.
Aww Sydney is ok, used to live there for two decades when it had fun. Would i go back there again ? NEVER!
NAILED IT! (BTW Catriona is looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine)
no night life. no fun. stay at home 7nights a week.. great show guys congrads.
Sydney is starting to remind me of London....not just the expense parallel but how parts of the city have such separate identities that they do not mix...like people not going to north or south London.. people from Eastern suburbs or the insular peninsula going out to Sydney's west...there's more than one Sydney now
London is like that because it grew up from a medieval town. Sydney City is like that because its right next to Greater Western Sydney which is like a separate giant, country town next to a global city.
Amazing !
Funny stuff...
Last year I went to Sydney from my home town of Melbourne. I was shocked to see the CBD almost deserted at 8pm on a Friday! No shops, no events, just a couple of bars here and there. Completely dead.
Come to Melbourne, where the Night life actually thrives!!!
Who even hang outs there, locals go to Newtown, Enmore, Surry Hills, Paddington. The rocks and darling harbour in the cbd aren’t that bad either.
Kings cross, the beating heart of Sydney that went into cardiac arrest. Not even the drugs of the cross can start that heart up..............
I forgot how beautiful Catriona Rowntree is
as a sydney-sider, yes please go away
Ayden Kael McDonald as a Melbourne citizen I say clean ur opera house
Yaaaaaay, we suck! 🤣
Quality!
*says nothing about our horrid transport system* 😂😂😂
Just saying Adelaide makes you look bad. But we don't have tolls or ridiculous roads either.
Paraphrasing a bit here, but the line "See, it's so easy to be polite, you arsehole" is wonderful.
that was hilarious, love your work Tom
Keep these coming guys! I love it
I love Sydney ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Is this the best series that exists
???
Great guys 👍👍👍👍
I’ve been waiting for this for 2 years
Depressingly accurate
You forgot how tourists get excited about Sydney trains
I hate my home town Sydney. It’s such a nanny state with no night life and tough liquor laws
I just go there and it was awsome
The worst thing about Sydney is the divide between the west and east. It really is like 8 different cities.
Inner city/eastern suburbs
Southern suburbs
Northern beaches
Inner West
Parramatta/hills district
Liverpool/Fairfield/Bankstown
Far south west
Far west
I live in Sydney and I'm offended at how inaccurate this was...
There's way more shit to hang on us than this.
Lol. Worse City in the world
Sydney, the one city that costs your a fortune to bypass through
That stuff about King's Cross and the nightlife is actually rather sad. Our biggest and most famous city yet you can't you can't grab a beer after midnight... Embarrassing
Built a bridge and can't get over it, lol
I really don't see the problem with staying at home and sleeping
This skit could be an advertisement for Sydney. It complies with truth in advertising. 😃
Susie Youssef didn't even mention Trump once! amazing!
I know, I can't stand anyone on the project.
Love Catriona
I have to agree, give me the bush any time
😂😂😂😂 brilliant! Cry-laughing 10 seconds in & didn't stop the whole way through....
I love the cameo by Catriona
Go away - Brisbane
Nice bruh
So funny so true 🤣
Fantastic cameo 🤣
We need moreeeeeee
Please do a go away Geelong
Kings Cross, you can’t even get heroin anymore, just kidding, there’s always heroin. That was awesome. 😝😝😝😝🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Maybe international version of go away should be there
3:00 I can confirm
Yep describes my hometown perfectly. Now do Gold Coast where Schoolies ruined everything up there, full of amusement partks and more importantly Marons.
Love that the ending how she called him a arsehole lol at least she is human there catronia
Love it! Do Canberra, loads of material. Also just for shits do New Zealand.
Comedy Gold.
♡ IT!
Best series but it belongs to Tom and no one else
Do go away Ipswich.
*BRISVEGAS NEXT, PLEASE!*
Fair play Melbourne
Lol, I've been waiting for this vid.
Go away Warrnambool
You need to do Brisbane
Nah, Brisbane is just too good ay'
Brisbane too good for this segment mate.lively, active communities, culture, nightlife, a river with boat travel..
To understand the funny part of this video you've got be an Australian to understand otherwise you wouldn't get it, i didn't get the funny part of it but I like Sydney is like a small country town to relax..
Sydneysider here looking to go away
YESSSSSSSSSS
Imagine one on adelaide
Please do a go away Warrnambool
What’s the only best thing to come out of Sydney? The Plane to Melbourne. Why didn’t Sydney have an earthquake at the same time as Christchurch? Cause there’s some things even the earth won’t swallow.
do Go Away: Nowra
Relatable 😅
Go Away Canberra?!
Brilliant hahahahahaha
I feel like this would make a great spun off too
A major reason Sydney is so expensive is due to government central planners rules and regulations such as the globally uncompetitive high minimum wages and penalty rates which makes it very difficult for small businesses to hire extra staff and be open for longer hours. Such irrational laws penalise consumers and business owners and unemployed people. But we never learn. There is a false myth out there that if penalty rates are removed businesses will somehow exploit workers which is a load of nonsense.
I'm watching this to make this video go away.
Where can I watch the whole show?
Cityrail is another reason to stay away from Sydney
Bondi a lot of fuss over not a lot, great marketing 👍