World of Tanks - Marked for Death
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- Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024
- The clickbait is real in todays' thumbnail! Just what exactly does it take to get a Mark of Mastery on a Tier 10 medium these days?
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Since I keep forgetting to mention it, the music in the pre-intro sequence is "Trainwreck" by Martin Carlberg, used under license from Epidemic Sound.
can we get some more HMS TOG vids?
Hey jingles have you seen that console WOT have modern armor now like the Abrams and such I don't play wot console but hey thought I'd bring to your attention
Also Jingles, you should make a video on the new Tank Mechanic Simulator vehicles. Especially the Maus.
That Maus bit was HILARIOUS!
That opening scene happened to me years ago, but in a pair of ducks. Definitely got my sharpshooter badge for it, with a series of up to 50 non-missing shots(I can't remember how much ammo the things have, but we fired just about all of it....). Took us a good half of the match trading shots as we drove in circles at short range, until the KV-1 that was watching with amusement the whole time got bored and killed me....
"Maus is mine please!"
Team: "Well, he's been yours for the last 5 minutes..."
Gotta give them both credit, neither just slammed their face on their 2 key and paid their way to victory...
@@Gibby34340 Both were tryin to complete HT15. If other guy can't pen you, it's logical not to eliminate him.
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
Question: How do you kill a Maus?
Answer: Set a trap.
Ta, dum...................
Crash!
XD
Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week and don't forget to try the buffet.
You don't, the German military did that themselves.
shoot gold (4000 wn8 advice)
Definitely he was trying to rack up blocked damage for HT15, cos he didn’t load gold ammo.
I can feel his pain when other teammates started shooting at enemy mouse. After Mouse nerf the mission is damn hard…
yeah def mates helping each other
Did they nerf it recently or are you talking about the one from 3 years ago?
@@neilwhitmore he’s talking about the one 3 years ago lol
The problem was that the guy was too dumb to read the mission requirements: It's 12k combined (taken, dealt AND blocked). No one stopped him from farming 3k dmg and getting the mission done
@@seasaltmerchant thanks I just started playing agian after about a year so I have a lot of catching up to do XD
Probably been said already, but that damaging hit on the Kranvagn's turret happened as the enemy tank was traveling down an incline, which brought the armor a lot closer to 0 degrees
You are right but I feel nevertheless he had RNG luck for over a week in this single replay. I'm happy for him and his result - but man there were lots of lucky hits in there...
Rare early to a Jingles vid.
The seagull collective was brilliant.
Those were the Dodo's from Ice Age when they were fighting over the last melon! XD
But, I think they also used it for Seagulls from Finding Nemo.
It was hilariously brilliant!
Jingles you should give Sprocket and Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnaughts a try.
great thing about Sprocket is that he can be crap as usual and nobody would notice, hell we'd think it was on purpose!
Great game indeed, not sure if it fits Jingles' style but certainly a good topic for a casual saturday
Yeah Sprocket is a fun game, just wish I could understand how to make decent tracks/suspension and engines.
Unfortunately, Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnoughts isn't available for me yet, so I've been keeping myself busy with NavalArt until then
I agree with this
Especially Sprocket - make TOG.
I could almost hear the two Mauses at the start shouting "Our battle will be legendary!"
"Our Battle Shook the Earth"
In my head, I heard Mortal Kombat's "FIGHT!"
So, when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object, by definition, nothing can happen. If those properties of theirs are absolute, they *must* move through each other without a hitch.
i believe the answer is that energy will be released one way or another, if not by moving the object, destroying it (producing heat and light in the process)
Immovable object by its described properties must generate unstoppable force of its own for it to be trully immovable. So this situation is just two unstoppable forces going at each other, at which point they will (assuming perfect balance) just cancel each other and reach some kind of equilibrium
@@iglidor Agree with the first part, but if they cancel each other out, then they were not unstoppable after all.
@@nazamroth8427 Sure they were. "unstoppable" is just a measurment. Put there instead an "infinity" and if you would have two identical infinities using their numbers against each other, you would end up with 0
That is why I put assumption of perfect balance there. Generaly you can not subtract two infinities from each other because you can not define them properly like with finite sets. But if you would postulate that they are identical in everything, that is sufficient definiton for it to work.
@@iglidor realy interesting, i think there is 2 points on view here: Math and Physic.
Of course in math it make sens that infinity cancels each others out, but in physic (when the force and object are correctly defined) it's a little bit more complexe than that.
I'm no scientist but in the real world things doesn't behave like this.
However, since is just a thought experiment maybe pure math is the apropriate way to define the result. don't know.
Also found this video: ruclips.net/video/9eKc5kgPVrA/видео.html
That Badger kill... that was brutal, and lucky, when the treads came off
I've heard of "impotent," but that opening Maus battle is just... I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.
At least they didn't sling gold at the first opportunity. I salute both of them for that.
@@timeforgottenprince8271 yep they got from me props to for not instantly press 2 and trying it the normal thought way to fight, because such players are a rarety now a day ins wot. For Myself i play only AP, first when my tank gets hit with any gold ammo, i give them their "Skill" back, i still wish they would even when just for a test phase would open a 3rd server where it would be like in the "back to origin event" (or how it was called) where they would run a limitation on that 1 server and observe how many player would actually would play and how tanks perform there by the simple fact when gold ammo is limited, and i mean the event where they gave us a week with the old mechanics from wot, but i only would love to see a 1 month "test" server to see how the community likes it and how the tanks performing,
@@timeforgottenprince8271 If you know HT15 missions then it's easy to understand their actions.
@@timeforgottenprince8271 you salute them for just bouncing off each other for the whole game, sounds dumb to me, but you do you
Jingles, sir, the reason you don't see him actively use the hydro-pneumatic suspension is that he doesn't need to. The STB-1, in common with the rest of the tier 8-10 Swe mediums have that feature activate automatically when driving slower than 20 kph or so.
Since when has our beloved overlord let himself get bogged down in his commentary with that annoying thing called accuracy?
Now if only Wargaming would fix that hydropneumatic suspension so that it works correctly. As it stands now, the STB-1 and the Tier 8-10 Swedish mediums can only tilt the tank for extra gun depression over the forward and rear arcs. But such suspension should also be able to tilt the tank from side to side, as seen in this video of a Type 74 (production model of the STB-1):
ruclips.net/video/iqT-3qrvTxU/видео.html
"Actually Jingles": the STB-1 got his suspension when the swedish medium tanks were introduced in 2019
and the AMX-AC-48 has an 3-Shot autoloader with the 120mm gun, way more penetration and almost the same soft-stats. Only the dpm is less then with the 100mm. I would prefer the burst potential aswell.
btw: could we get some a/c down here in the salt mines?
I havnt had a breath of air in months so i just want some air to begin with
You boys must be new to the salt mines. Sometimes he forgets to send the carts down here to collect. I've spent entire weeks sleeping on what I've mined.
The AC 48 not being able to mount a rammer is the only reason the non-autoloader 100mm has lower DPM. They should've really buffed its reload when they removed the ability to mount a rammer on it.
Can't be too much like geriatric porn, nobody yelled "Stop, stop, stop, I have a cramp!"
It would be hilarious to see the last to tanks standing be two Mauses in a one on one standoff and then they both run out of ammo
Never done that with Maus (Mauses? Meese?), but have done it twice in Pz IIJs
That's just a Mexican standoff between two Pz. II J's, but at tier 10...
@@geodubya5130 "Mäuse" is plural for "Mäus". :D
The way he tried to protect the Maus in the opening clip.. oh I didn't plan on crying today
That was some great plays by the STB-1, he made so many good decisions in the battle and had more than a dose of good luck.
As a War Thunder player that opening watching a Mause change directions in a fraction of a second is just hilarious, though I am a bit jealous that it seems like it is a decent machine in WoT. In WT it is just a meme machine.
That intro reminds me of the olds of this channel. When these types of videos were really common and I actually played and liked WoT while watching them.
I love the beginning. This is beautiful to see 2 players so respectful between them to not using gold ammo and fighting only with AP even if they know this will be very tough. Love it
watching jingles feature wot replays makes me feel like i visited my grandparent's house and they're telling me how handsome of a man i am
Both maus drivers were banned for rigging steelwalls.
In this episode, jingles features a maus and his friend very clearly mission rigging for some reason, now many people will send in replays of them rigging missions. His old boomer eyes must have missed these events somehow. And then we get the main feature, the stb replay.
@paul bean not as rare as you might think, it can happen quite frequently if you play enough games. Though anyone here should be aware of the phrase "throw enough shit at the wall, eventually some of it will stick." Just because it's unlikely doesn't hide how obvious it is, the mouse didn't fire a round of gold and I can assure you this isn't for "honor" or something similar, he chose not to fall back and continue to bounce off the thickest of his armor. The guy we were watching did the exact same as well. In an attempt to get just a little more blocked at the end the maus drove in front of his friend, this wasn't an act of respect as some have claimed, this was "I'm so close to getting my mission done just live a bit longer" where as his friend didn't shoot the 5 people swarming him and bounced off the maus once more. It's mission rigging, and stupidly obvious at that. Don't try and defend it.
Benefits of the graveyard shift in Canada: Early to every Jingles video
And then there's those of us who just stay up too late.
Very true
"Never give up, never surrender!" - Captain Taggart
I dont know what it is but this video is one of my favorites.
The edits and comedy are very well timed all combined with a very fast paced and intense game.
10/10
What an amazing game! Ah! I was on the edge of my seat for Ristwell's whole performance
Jingles, I want to thank you for introducing me to Elite Dangerous. I had to have more so I started watching ED videos from a whole slew of players. I soon decided I wanted to play this game so I concentrated on videos telling new folks how to get started. Now, I'm 73 years old, don't learn as much or as fast as I used to, and often have to have the information repeated over and over before I get it. (It sucks getting old, doesn't it.) So, when I discovered The Gamers Show I knew I had found my teacher. Instead of saying we need to do this task and this task he told us HOW to do each task. By watching his instructions I can watch his videos until each task is imprinted on my brain. Jingles you will always be my number one gaming entertainer but I'm going elsewhere to learn ED. But, again, thank-you, thank-you thank-you.
Every time that intro plays I get happy just knowing I’m watching Jingles. Been here for 10+ years and to date is the best subscription I’ve made!
That opening sequence with Mine...Mine...Mine made me laugh harder than I thought I would
Gotta love that tier 10 economy at work. 11k damage, fired only 10 premium, loses nearly 40k credits with a premium account
He fired 15, not 10. And he was also using full premium consummables. Do you really expect to make a profit running this type of setup ?
I think my point still stands though. plus, 2:1 standard to "speshul" rounds is probably quite light on the gold for the current t10 meta. its just sad is all. I wanna play my t10's competitively and not have to spend 4 games cred farming at t8 afterwards
2:35 And that's when our evening's entertainment goes from Maus on Maus action to a gang bang.
Nice spot of music in the intro, my dear gnome lord!
And the use of the seagulls was inspired!!!
Had to go to the toilet real fast or I would have passed my pants!!!!
That opening clip reminded me of the good old days of The Good the Bad and the Ugly and another series that Jingles used to do that I forget the name of.
0.50:
Smooth backtrack Jingles, I'm sure no-one noticed.
"Apparently"
"So I've been told"
Nice save, Jingles
The Maus were both just two chads on different teams. Both had the respect to not fire a single round of gold at eachother.
How is it respectful? You are literally crippling yourself from a game mechanic. Do you call it respectful when someone doesnt use their gun to fire a single shot in the entire game? Or is it respectful not to press w at any point of a game?
@@appupoika no it’s respectful because instead of loading artificial skill they both agreed to actually duke it out
Artifical skill? Isn't it a skill in itself to be able to choose the right ammunition type to fire? Both of the players chose to be useless, probably they were tomatoes and didn't know how to play the game any better and i dont blame them, but playing bad isn't "respectful". There is 0 respect in being a tomato.
@@appupoika “tomatoes,” “didn’t know how to play the game any better.” He literally has 25 APCR shells. He knows what he’s doing he just refuses to load gold and actually fight the other maus instead of bullshitting his way though his armor like a pussy would.
Buddy look at his aim and control of the vehicle he has no clue what he is doing, that maus was clearly a mediocre player at best who was eighter trying to get a blocking mission done or too stupid to choose the right ammunition type. And i still dont get how it's respectful to be useless by not playing the game as it was supposed to, theres literally no difference in choosing to not load the right ammunition and dealing no damage in comparison to choosing to not fire your gun at all and dealing no damage.
The pregame that you posted was beyond hilarious. I’ve been having a shitty week with work, and I definitely needed that in my life. Thank you.
Hey Jingles... It's "Irresistible", not "Irresistable"
*Runs away cackling maniacally*
"Cannonfodder", I suspect that batchat at the start knew exactly what he was doing.
Almost choked on my lunch when the mine mine mine started
I love the finding nemo mem " MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE" please don't stop Jingles:)
Also appears to have been a "YES YES YES" Jojo meme in there.
That intro... A combination of hilarity and sadness not seen since Futurama "Jurassic Bark"
Not gonna lie, the music reminds me of Rebel Galaxy and that’s always a good feeling. I’m pretty sure this song is actually licensed for the game too. Good vibes :)
Good show Ristwell. Mighty fine for not playing for so long
That Bat-chat lived up to his name at least.
Shame for the maus, 70% of maps aren't adapted for it.
Gold spam just ruins it but had good battles in this beast
The intro was like the Monty Python's Flying Circus skit reinacting the Battle of Pearl Harbor.
Honestly, the Maus on Maus action made me happy. More battles like this, less "Lmao i'mma just pop eight shots into this guy while i drive by in my autoloading speed tank"
Or just Tier 10 War Thunder, thats basically the same way. Less swaying back and forth and more carefully lining up a shot from behind cover.
This video gives me a glimmer of hope that one day I will get a team that does not totally suck.
The 'Mine, Mine MINE!' from Nemo is so ffin iconic! Love it!
That entro was like a blue girl that kept asking for... well lets keep this G rated...
liberal Maus
“Loven you”is the best WOT clip ever! Wish I could give you more than one thumbs up.
Superman answered that question : "they give up"
Maus on Maus action... just what i need in a cold rainy day
GG! Congrats on the mark of excellence! Thank you for the replay.
13:31 I found that very amusing. Thanks Jingles!
you see this happen every time...someone gets behind you and you just keep backing up...even if you have a turret get something solid behind you and just turn when they try to circle behind you...they cant go through cliffs and select buildings...just dont panic and continue to back up
13:32 "Never give up, trust your instincts." Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64
Actually jingles, its an "unstoppable force meets an immovable object"
Many years ago in my Valentine II in the village on Dragon Ridge I rounded a corner and came face to face with another Val II. There was no room to outflank so we both sat there and blasted gold ammo at each other, both of us doing zero damage.
Brilliant use of the Pelican audio from Nemo. A hilarous introduction, Geriatric Porn included, so I'm told. Aaah, Jingles you've outdone yourself.
It’s funny that enemy E75 in the intro scene did more damage than the enemy Maus did to the Maus, with the same gun 😂
*Auto RE-loader... Jingles. The Italien tanks are AutoREloaders. And well driven to the Wot-veteran
The seagulls had me in stitches. Thank you.
That first bit with the maus action was funny.
What's sad is if he would have killed the udes, which was possible because of the terrible armor on the udes, he might have gotten the fadins medal because he only had 3 rounds of HE at the time of his death
That was a hell of a battle to watch but what had me rolling 🤣🤣 was at the beginning with them all trying to kill the Maus and throwing the birds from finding Nemo into it 🤣🤣🤣
Maus to Maus: "I Kill YOU!!" "I KILL YOU TOO"
in the meanwhile, everyone around keeps dying from ricochets frm their duel.
Meanwhile in War Thunder the Maus blows up just by looking at it.
jingles missed an entirely good pun with the batchats name
Ahh, the genius of 'Finding Nemo'.
I’m shocked the maus didn’t just call it a draw
In the Salt Mines of a certain evil gnome...
Old prisoner: So how did you end up here?
New prisoner: I merely pointed out that Jingles was no spring chicken when he started talking about granny sex in a video about a Maus vs Maus face off...
You know he's a WoT veteran when he loads the gold and goes into debt just to try harder
So, at 1.15 in this video, how many people were thinking, 'Does this go on for 13 more minutes?'
::folds her arms, leans on her AMX 13 57, shakes her head, and watches in disdain as the two Maus's slug it out:: "So uncivilized . . . no finesse at all." :P
Poor Maus at the start asked them to leave the enemy Maus to him for a mission and not a man even bothered. Dude spent so long fighting him for nothing.
Maus holds up 5 of the enemy team on 1 spot...his team should be pushing.
Watching 2 people fail to pen each other is depressing.
when u don't master the art of HE splash on the lower maus cheek and its hull roof
OMG, my sides hurt, a lot... what the hell was that "Trainwreck"?! Couldn't stop laughing!!!
The way WoT is going I wasn't sure if the maus was supposed to be the medium lol
I believe they both agreed they needed eachother for mission HT-15
The mine edits were fantastic
Where is the badger? oh there he is, here he comes. Close your eyes, grab your ankles and think of tokyo. wow he missed haha... classic jingle
That gang rape of the maus in the back alley was disturbing…
Nice win with over 11,000 damage.
Too bad it cost him over 35,000 credits to do it.
"mine mine mine mine..." oh man, I was dying laughing. Thanks.
Don't know if there is a misunderstanding on your part, but you don't need to activate the pneumatic suspension. It automatically activates under a certain speed. You say you didn't see him "use it"... which doesn't make sense.
It hurts how much I know that Maus player's pain. Had to complete that same mission with honors for my Obj 260
When you have a salt and pepper tank v blue rinse tank it's bound to take some time...
Loved the intro.
it is refreshing watching your videos... thank you for your many years of efforts
I have got to admit that seeing the rest of the team jsut distroy that maus made me sad
Fuck Jingles, it's too early in the day to be making me feel that way with the Maus.
Nothing like some Maus on Maus action to start the day
Great intro - mine mine mine
@2:18 "Neo's fighting Morpheus!"
The only good that comes from WoT is videos other people make of the game 😊 thanks Jingles