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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @snom4385
    @snom4385 5 лет назад +437

    Flamingo: You’re a lovely little boy
    Little Boy: Name is Female

    • @vera2064
      @vera2064 5 лет назад +3

      your a lucky little boy** 🙄 lol

    • @ak-wq6di
      @ak-wq6di 5 лет назад +5

      JustMe he did I saw ur comment right after his he just changed it a little

    • @lukman9292
      @lukman9292 5 лет назад +2

      Does anybody else think something is on their device when his arrow key moves? LOL

    • @lesleythompson2546
      @lesleythompson2546 5 лет назад +3

      @JustMe I saw your comment and you said it before him/her

    • @thatamericanloser2833
      @thatamericanloser2833 5 лет назад

      JustMe no

  • @willusbrixhoi5474
    @willusbrixhoi5474 5 лет назад +704

    "Everyone is taking big risks"
    Albert: *takes big risk*

  • @stealthy_g0d668
    @stealthy_g0d668 5 лет назад +2512

    When he hit that microphone..
    I really felt that.
    Edit: Thank you for the likes!!!

  • @TheRealPalmKnee
    @TheRealPalmKnee 2 года назад +233

    *And to this day, Albert still does not know that the walls don't kill you*

    • @ForrealChannel0
      @ForrealChannel0 Год назад +1

      Actually it fose

    • @exmilyrbx
      @exmilyrbx Год назад +5

      @@ForrealChannel0 no it dosent bro actually play

    • @RealCatWCUE
      @RealCatWCUE Год назад +4

      @@exmilyrbx it depends on what you play it on

    • @manal3340
      @manal3340 Год назад +4

      ​@@RealCatWCUEno it doesn't. It depends on how you approach the wall. You must approach carefully and slowly turn away from the wall, but if you touch it, you don't die? Only if you approach the wall rlly fast.

    • @RealCatWCUE
      @RealCatWCUE Год назад

      @@manal3340 I always approach slowly but when I try on a computer it kills me but not on a mobile device tho I do play it on different websites so maybe

  • @Directorians
    @Directorians 5 лет назад +2716

    Albert: I can’t scream
    People who can barely hear because of Albert: *YESSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @flipy.8247
      @flipy.8247 5 лет назад +10

      @TRXSH yes the 1 minute r/wooosh

    • @hilariouskiyu6105
      @hilariouskiyu6105 5 лет назад +20

      Wait they can't hear...

    • @Gamer23car
      @Gamer23car 5 лет назад +36

      AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA a AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA

    • @icey6966
      @icey6966 5 лет назад +2

      Wait he didn’t scream I’m deaf because of him

    • @sirfishbroflovski
      @sirfishbroflovski 5 лет назад +15

      @Jessica Rogers no

  • @skylertripped
    @skylertripped 4 года назад +3912

    *when flamingo doesn’t realize he’s playing with bots*

    • @WorldOfRoi
      @WorldOfRoi 4 года назад +111

      *oof*

    • @muffetovo5248
      @muffetovo5248 4 года назад +109

      *and i oop-*

    • @myaccount7034
      @myaccount7034 4 года назад +52

      Lol yeah either they’re bots, or they’re actual three year olds with peanut sized brains.

    • @dojacatandtheweeknd2406
      @dojacatandtheweeknd2406 4 года назад +205

      Him also: YOU SUCK! The bot: 0_0

    • @everydaylife6870
      @everydaylife6870 4 года назад +105

      Dude it's not
      Jelly and Slogoman played together helping each other to take over

  • @ILikeTaaacos
    @ILikeTaaacos 5 лет назад +2270

    Bots be like:
    WhO ElsE WAtcHes FlaMinGo oVeR ThE AgE Of TeN [insert a lot of emojis here]

  • @dreadther143e
    @dreadther143e 2 года назад +108

    Flamingo Rage Moments
    0:59 Win.
    1:24 SpiderMan Killed you.
    2:39 The Difference to Slither..
    3:10 You've spotted Thanos Glove..
    4:44 The Territory grew, just to get erased!
    4:59 Woah there..
    5:39 -Just now. *Old Albert has left the game*
    6:36 *Uno Reverse Card*
    8:02 I believe "yourself" is a threat.
    13:13 He can kill you. *Flamingo Uses Stomping Tantrum*

    • @naomiyimam8516
      @naomiyimam8516 8 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t think I have ever laughed more than after this comment

    • @moniques.loveee
      @moniques.loveee 8 месяцев назад +3

      "I SHOULD'VE NEVER😡😡😡"

    • @lilyliu2491
      @lilyliu2491 8 месяцев назад +2

      LMFAO

    • @T0tallynot_Shade
      @T0tallynot_Shade 4 месяца назад +1

      The stomping tantrum lol

    • @Mango_In_Wcue
      @Mango_In_Wcue 4 месяца назад

      @@moniques.loveee I DONT FEEL GOOD ANYMORE

  • @Jaxxonnnnnnn
    @Jaxxonnnnnnn 4 года назад +200

    Albert: Screams really loud
    Kirsten: Oh Albert must be recording again

    • @Uhh62
      @Uhh62 2 года назад +1

      XD

    • @buglium
      @buglium 2 года назад +7

      Imagine if he was dying and was screaming and she thought it was a video

    • @We_play_roblox_official
      @We_play_roblox_official 4 месяца назад

      I don't think there together anymore

    • @CwtchCat
      @CwtchCat 4 месяца назад +1

      XD:?

    • @rhyylou
      @rhyylou 4 месяца назад +1

      @@We_play_roblox_officialbuddy that comment was 4 yrs ago

  • @xxbreezybeexx7096
    @xxbreezybeexx7096 5 лет назад +258

    Nobody:
    Not one Teacher:
    NOBODY:
    Felipa: *slowly suffers in the background*

  • @marzwolf_7215
    @marzwolf_7215 5 лет назад +431

    albert: gets angry he died
    Everthing in the room: oh no

    • @grace-nj6yt
      @grace-nj6yt 5 лет назад +9

      everything in the world : oh spoon noodles.

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 5 лет назад +10

      Everyone in the universe:oh doodle nugs

    • @cupkaesqz
      @cupkaesqz 5 лет назад +4

      Everyone in the multiverse: oh mcnoodlesmashsnack no

    • @austinasante6342
      @austinasante6342 5 лет назад

      Marzwolf_72, You just said alber

    • @marzwolf_7215
      @marzwolf_7215 5 лет назад

      Oof I meant Albert lol

  • @starffs
    @starffs 2 года назад +315

    5:40
    It's funny how Albert almost swore but remembered he had a kid-friendly channel.

    • @lvr_bugz
      @lvr_bugz 2 года назад +14

      LMAO- i didnt think about that until i saw your comment 🤣

    • @thiscommentwasmade3751
      @thiscommentwasmade3751 2 года назад +25

      Actually I think he was more concerned about not screaming

    • @emz1008
      @emz1008 2 года назад +7

      yeah lol in his videos from 2 years ago like closer to when he was done with albertsstuff he really didnt say much now in his recent videos hes way more out there xD

    • @Jnjsncst
      @Jnjsncst 2 года назад +11

      Lol yeah i feel like he was about to swear at 8:04 too

    • @OverPoweredLegend
      @OverPoweredLegend 2 года назад +7

      13:17

  • @robloxfan291
    @robloxfan291 4 года назад +340

    “You’re a lucky little boy”
    Me: *her name is female...*

  • @umno3047
    @umno3047 5 лет назад +129

    9:51
    Albert: "You are a lucky little boy."
    Other person: *_Literally has the name "female"_*

  • @cringeyloki7169
    @cringeyloki7169 4 года назад +351

    Albert:i cant scream today
    Headphone users:ITS A MIRACLE

  • @handle00-e3t
    @handle00-e3t 2 года назад +70

    i love how he got so mad he just had to leave the room

  • @sheloveskailey
    @sheloveskailey 5 лет назад +203

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Me during class and the teacher tells me there is a pop quiz:
    8:09

  • @lightskinmaine3872
    @lightskinmaine3872 5 лет назад +321

    Albert: I’m just gonna take a big fat risk
    also Albert: *why are people taking big fat risks*

  • @theauditr1519
    @theauditr1519 3 года назад +1586

    I love how Albert thinks if he draws a flower everyone will love him but everyone is a bot and bots are souless

  • @adelyssebrown3576
    @adelyssebrown3576 2 года назад +12

    I love Albert’s squeaky voice like when he says “No! Stop it! No please! PLEASE!”

  • @simplygreenies5039
    @simplygreenies5039 4 года назад +612

    albert: “you are a lucky little boy”
    the player’s name: female

  • @ineedmedicalhelp7734
    @ineedmedicalhelp7734 5 лет назад +187

    10:05 When a middle schooler throws a “gang sign” during a fight

  • @earthwormsally3006
    @earthwormsally3006 5 лет назад +123

    "Gimme my full theme song. Now."
    -Earthworm Sally

    • @tjgaines1419
      @tjgaines1419 5 лет назад +1

      Lol nice

    • @scrblrl3327
      @scrblrl3327 5 лет назад +3

      Its out, go to Flamingo Vevo

    • @M-PL3
      @M-PL3 5 лет назад +1

      OMG sallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @CatsRsoCutee
      @CatsRsoCutee 5 лет назад +1

      It already is out, just head to flamingo vevo like rebelliousstar is saying :)

    • @earthwormsally3006
      @earthwormsally3006 5 лет назад

      @@CatsRsoCutee No, I mean the full song. A full song can't be 35 seconds Long, that is not humanly and earthwormly possible

  • @TocaMushroomCat1234
    @TocaMushroomCat1234 2 года назад +12

    I love watching Albert rage at a game where your competing with BOTS.

  • @megannaughton7524
    @megannaughton7524 5 лет назад +290

    Albert:
    OMG YES
    U ARE TRASH
    GET OUT OF HERE...
    BROThErRrRrRr
    Yes.

  • @susangrace4392
    @susangrace4392 5 лет назад +632

    Albert: “you are a lucky liTtLe bOY”
    My mind: their name is literally female
    Edit: I’m sorry if it seems I copied, I actually just noticed that a lot of people actually already said that, so props to whoever noticed first.

  • @jaimecenom4839
    @jaimecenom4839 5 лет назад +180

    8:04 When you hit your classmate but the teacher comes in.

  • @cristiewelch1633
    @cristiewelch1633 Год назад +2

    "Yes! i just killed someone!!" Albert Flamingo, 2020.

  • @isabellajones5468
    @isabellajones5468 5 лет назад +80

    Albert: “my throat hurts so bad so I am not going to scream.”
    Also Albert:”BOOP!”

    • @Akira-jv7kh
      @Akira-jv7kh 4 года назад

      That doesnt count as screaming?

  • @emmajoe
    @emmajoe 5 лет назад +152

    Flamingo: You are a lucky little boy *LiTtLe BoY*
    Female: Is my name a joke to you?

  • @cupcakehotdogpizza
    @cupcakehotdogpizza 5 лет назад +105

    9:50
    Albert: your a lucky little boy
    Persons name: Female

  • @canela.0
    @canela.0 2 года назад +9

    "I don't care if i live in Arizona and it's the middle of summer I'm WEARING my HOODIE."

    • @Roblox_mrtomas
      @Roblox_mrtomas Год назад +2

      I live in Arizona Tucson too!

    • @canela.0
      @canela.0 Год назад

      @@Roblox_mrtomas that's cool! :) I'm going to Tucson tomorrow morning, coincidentally

  • @Elle_privv
    @Elle_privv 3 года назад +164

    Albert:just let me take a little bit of this, little bit of that, everything you have worked for...

  • @myaccount7034
    @myaccount7034 4 года назад +79

    9:48
    Albert: you are a lucky little boy. A little boy!
    The “Little boy”: *Name proceeds to be ‘Female’*

    • @ava7318
      @ava7318 4 года назад +1

      May May I thought the same thing!

    • @1skitty139
      @1skitty139 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 4 года назад +1

      Sexist

    • @tjs120
      @tjs120 4 года назад +1

      DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER-
      lmao

    • @newyorker35
      @newyorker35 4 года назад

      New game or Continue huh?

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 5 лет назад +76

    Albert: Okay, I cant take risks anymore
    Also Albert a second later: *takes a big risk*

  • @besnikzogu7058
    @besnikzogu7058 Год назад +1

    Albert saving a cats life is proof albert is an amazing person we love albert

  • @Dylan-ud6qd
    @Dylan-ud6qd 4 года назад +158

    9:53
    Albert: You are a lucky little boy
    Random player's name: "female"

  • @SynthwaveSun
    @SynthwaveSun 4 года назад +86

    9:51
    flamingo: ur a lucky little boy
    the "little boy": **is named female**

  • @snookiez2605
    @snookiez2605 4 года назад +191

    Flamingo: hey Brothers
    James charles: hey sisters

  • @STORM_OR_STORMY
    @STORM_OR_STORMY 2 года назад +1

    I thought he wasn’t the person to help an animal like that I knew he was a good person but I didn’t know he was the person to help a animals but he did and it melted my heart

  • @amethystt_
    @amethystt_ 5 лет назад +122

    nobody:
    albert: dies in a game
    everything in his room: aw shit here we go again

  • @marissaball1623
    @marissaball1623 5 лет назад +257

    “This guy could be a threat-“
    kills himself
    Edit: lol you’re replies are epic, and yes it’s a channel for everyone. And oh shi- I got noticed

  • @mmnfjx4062
    @mmnfjx4062 5 лет назад +149

    Albert: "OMG PEOPLE ARE SO TRASH AT THIS GAME, I AM A LEGEND!"
    *1 minute later* ..........
    Also Albert: *Goes on his own trail*
    Lol
    4:21

    • @therezkid1931
      @therezkid1931 5 лет назад +6

      Albert so legendary that the only person that can defeat Albert is Albert.

    • @mmnfjx4062
      @mmnfjx4062 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @imystqcz8104
      @imystqcz8104 5 лет назад +1

      omg thank you for the time. god bless you

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 5 лет назад +1

      Blink Attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @amindabruun9130
      @amindabruun9130 5 лет назад

      🖐hi🤩🤩☣☢☢☣

  • @itzrenzo8960
    @itzrenzo8960 2 года назад +5

    2:39 this part had me laughing so hard in my house

  • @abovetheblo8542
    @abovetheblo8542 4 года назад +138

    Flamingos:It,s like a pretty peaceful game for the most part. Him five seconds ago: runs out of room and breaks Mic.

  • @stevegorgees9704
    @stevegorgees9704 5 лет назад +70

    Albert: I’m sick so I can’t scream
    Also Albert: Screams

  • @maramluvsu
    @maramluvsu 4 года назад +106

    ”you can’t be funny and sick at the same time”
    Flamingo: HoLd My cleetus

    • @mariosystemgalvanese6960
      @mariosystemgalvanese6960 4 года назад

      Figure

    • @NotColten
      @NotColten 4 года назад

      Yes you can maybe you can't cuz you have no sense of humor

    • @nievesragasa295
      @nievesragasa295 4 года назад +1

      @@NotColten What did this human do?

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 года назад

      Colten Horton
      What

    • @AschesHome
      @AschesHome 4 года назад

      How do you you know smart boy/girl... Not trying to assume gender

  • @deadboy.walking
    @deadboy.walking 2 года назад +1

    9:53 that person's name: female
    Albert: "You're a lucky little boy"

  • @joaoaugustolima8806
    @joaoaugustolima8806 3 года назад +109

    flamingo: i'm sick so i can't scream
    flamingo one minute later: HOW!!

  • @francesbarber4203
    @francesbarber4203 5 лет назад +140

    when he said
    “BOHP”
    I felt that

    • @essej1187
      @essej1187 5 лет назад +3

      「l e m o n g i r l」 Honestly I thought I was the only one who could

  • @EZJCat2
    @EZJCat2 2 года назад +191

    8:40
    proof that albert is a good person

    • @AydinWahab
      @AydinWahab 2 года назад +4

      @《○I'mDumb●》 yeah

    • @Bread_Thefirst
      @Bread_Thefirst 2 года назад +4

      @《○I'mDumb●》 that was a while ago, I know it's a joke now

    • @watercoolerromance
      @watercoolerromance 2 года назад +1

      @《○I'mDumb●》 so your saying he didn't save a cat?- sorry I don't understand

    • @bsnqao
      @bsnqao Год назад +1

      @@watercoolerromance ithink they're telling this person that this is a joke in 1:08

    • @parkerhowe16
      @parkerhowe16 Год назад

      puase at 8:40
      SOOOO CUTE!!!!!

  • @f34th3r
    @f34th3r 2 года назад +2

    Albert : *STOP IT. MINE.*
    The other people : *bots*

  • @vazons
    @vazons 5 лет назад +59

    Albert: plays random games
    Google: what shall we search on
    Googlito

  • @ronzoli7199
    @ronzoli7199 4 года назад +76

    13:16 is when I run out of spicy chips lol

    • @toxiccc3726
      @toxiccc3726 4 года назад +4

      Me when i die in shooting games

    • @bzs3542
      @bzs3542 4 года назад

      Lol haha

    • @lilyarcher7813
      @lilyarcher7813 4 года назад +1

      SY - 04SN - Barondale PS (1149) I agree!!!!!!

    • @janicemcalinden1815
      @janicemcalinden1815 4 года назад

      @HÆSTY hello

    • @Kamiamiaaa
      @Kamiamiaaa 4 года назад +1

      Where do you live Albert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA!

  • @mihaela13
    @mihaela13 4 года назад +113

    Albert: YESSS I CAN TAKE HIS STUFF!! I'M TAKING HIS STUFF!!!
    **5 mins later**
    Also Albert: noooooo he's taking my stuff that shouldn't be allowed!!! 😠

    • @hi.every.lovely.person902
      @hi.every.lovely.person902 4 года назад +1

      Lmao true-

    • @wendypaul1
      @wendypaul1 4 года назад +1

      MMHMM... YES YES YES ALL THE WAY

    • @bpixels6328
      @bpixels6328 4 года назад +2

      When you stab someone and your rotting corpse say:

    • @ky_rien
      @ky_rien 4 года назад +2

      *golden rule has left the chat*
      Golden rule:
      Treat others the same way you wanna be treated.

    • @azka7114
      @azka7114 4 года назад

      3:13

  • @purple6074
    @purple6074 2 года назад +1

    "oh theres a hot babe over there😍😍😍😍"
    also 8:05 got me wheezing irl

  • @savana.taylorsversion
    @savana.taylorsversion 3 года назад +276

    I love how Albert is violent but not violent at the same time 😆

  • @pandicorn1870
    @pandicorn1870 4 года назад +81

    Albert: *runs because he raged*
    Me: *that's me..*

    • @camron586
      @camron586 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @wiizosc
      @wiizosc 4 года назад +1

      Albert is in first then a second later dies
      Then starts breathing heavily than *runs*

    • @bloodlustfortnite-andmore8292
      @bloodlustfortnite-andmore8292 4 года назад +1

      Me in recovery of surgery trying not to waste energy so my mouth or nose doesn’t bleed

    • @axseri
      @axseri 4 года назад

      Pandicorn Donut Playz I scream with my mouth closed or in my pillow when I rage..

    • @pandicorn1870
      @pandicorn1870 4 года назад +1

      I actually quit the game..get out of my room then scream go back again then play another game or play it again ;-;

  • @jhaw2303
    @jhaw2303 3 года назад +73

    4:46 This is how Albert expresses his chill anger face.

  • @jilliancasey9179
    @jilliancasey9179 2 года назад +7

    1:57 that actually looks like a flower-

  • @morealexia-roblox1208
    @morealexia-roblox1208 5 лет назад +43

    *”Every Can Scream And Die”* - Albert 2019

  • @rachelhempelzygmunt2828
    @rachelhempelzygmunt2828 4 года назад +407

    When Albert realizes that he's playing against bots.

    • @sophiaohyeah
      @sophiaohyeah 4 года назад +50

      so I’ve been thinking that I was playing against real people but this whole time I was playing against bots.. 😡

    • @annasiasxo
      @annasiasxo 4 года назад +25

      Yea I thought I was playing with real people then I said why ain't people getting more then 6○\○ per sent?! And you get king so easily 😠😭😖💔💔

    • @afariam78
      @afariam78 4 года назад +1

      Ashlet plays I can’t do that

    • @simply_emma883
      @simply_emma883 4 года назад +2

      @@sophiaohyeah JEEEEEEEEEEZ U MAD MAD

    • @sophiaohyeah
      @sophiaohyeah 4 года назад +2

      Official Strawberry YESSSSSS I AMMMM MAD MADDD

  • @payayaya18
    @payayaya18 4 года назад +41

    Albert: yOu ArE a GoOd BoY
    Person named female: .......

  • @ST44RY
    @ST44RY 2 года назад +2

    I love your vids

  • @coco_cory
    @coco_cory 5 лет назад +58

    9:52 He called “FEMALE” a lucky little boy

    • @jade-oo3vy
      @jade-oo3vy 5 лет назад +5

      How do you know if it's a girl?

    • @shinigami7997
      @shinigami7997 5 лет назад

      @@jade-oo3vy her name is litterally female

    • @edvardmolnar8013
      @edvardmolnar8013 5 лет назад +4

      @@shinigami7997 that doesnt mean its a girl

    • @RitMadeThis
      @RitMadeThis 5 лет назад

      @@edvardmolnar8013 b r o s t o p t a k i n g i t s e r i o u s l y

    • @tays-tm8xl
      @tays-tm8xl 5 лет назад +1

      It a trap

  • @Luka-sb3lq
    @Luka-sb3lq 4 года назад +48

    13:15 his face got sooo red like that’s pure anger

  • @courtneybee4073
    @courtneybee4073 5 лет назад +30

    My brothers hearing albert say: I think im gonna have to get throat surgery"
    Them: coming in with a chainsaw for his "deadly surgery"

  • @chocolatespread2310
    @chocolatespread2310 2 года назад +1

    5:39 (i think)
    “I worked so hard on this.”
    *dies*
    *BREATHING INTESTIFIES*
    Him outside:
    *“YOU MODDAFUCA-!!!!!”*

  • @justheretowatchvideos123
    @justheretowatchvideos123 5 лет назад +90

    Flamingo 2019: “what the heck are these .io games?”
    Flamingo 2030: Fortnite?

  • @valerieolivas7387
    @valerieolivas7387 5 лет назад +290

    When you realize that you’re just playing with bots

  • @squishmellows4694
    @squishmellows4694 3 года назад +93

    I love how he just says that it makes him sad that people steal from him as he stealing from someone

    • @hassanmansour410
      @hassanmansour410 3 года назад +4

      Not stealing from someone. He is stealing from everyone

    • @zachaspaz
      @zachaspaz 3 года назад +3

      fLaMeNcOO iM fLaMeNcO

  • @sigmapickle69
    @sigmapickle69 2 года назад +1

    2:39 Albert committed suicide out of anger because he can't scream at the top of his humanely possible lungs

  • @_itzkingwaffles_6887
    @_itzkingwaffles_6887 5 лет назад +83

    Give Me A Big Old KISS -Albert 2019

  • @victoriahollis640
    @victoriahollis640 4 года назад +97

    Flamingo: YOU GUYS ARE SO TRASH NOOBS
    *Runs into his own area*

  • @chalk9760
    @chalk9760 5 лет назад +29

    Albreto: when your putting your dog down-
    Me: M-Marley from Marley and Me?

  • @brandydivin1230
    @brandydivin1230 Год назад +1

    i love that Albert donated money just to gt a cat into a good shelter

  • @fonglu80
    @fonglu80 4 года назад +49

    Albert: he is stealing from me! That cannot be allowed
    Albert again: *steals*

    • @ginokordinas5181
      @ginokordinas5181 4 года назад +1

      How are u so bad at dis

    • @michael2224
      @michael2224 4 года назад

      @@ginokordinas5181 what that's not relevant

  • @nohhp
    @nohhp 4 года назад +88

    Albert: **steals people's spots**
    Ppl: **steals Albert's spots**
    Albert: wait that's illegal
    Edit: jeez how did this get a lot of likes it wasn't that big of a comment but I appreciate it

  • @sbnstars
    @sbnstars 4 года назад +57

    Albert: i'm just gonna make sure i'm the only one whos having fun
    Also albert: 8:05 this guy could be a- **shaking the chair** nooooo noooo i didn't mean to **slaps chair**
    Me:**BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER** 🤣😂
    Albert: now i'm not having fun

  • @caelixstuff
    @caelixstuff Год назад +1

    I DIED when he got killed and started running in his chair XD

  • @moggie
    @moggie 5 лет назад +92

    RIP Felipe
    Idk-2019

    • @puscifer6648
      @puscifer6648 5 лет назад +1

      @sarah spelled backwards is haras. flamenco?

    • @Lux0rial
      @Lux0rial 5 лет назад +1

      Earth worm sally

    • @Jack-nj4gr
      @Jack-nj4gr 5 лет назад

      Is he really dead?

    • @nikimaroko3701
      @nikimaroko3701 5 лет назад +1

      Rip Felipe
      1038 BCE- 2019

    • @pljeskavica95
      @pljeskavica95 5 лет назад

      I miss Felipe but we can always play the most laggy game! SURVIVE ALBERT

  • @TheULTRAROBLOXians
    @TheULTRAROBLOXians 5 лет назад +1524

    Petition to do the full version of Earthworm Sally
    👇
    [EDIT]: From what I see in the replies: It's pretty funny how the Roblox Community can't take a joke. We all hope he sees this, but it's most likely not. I'm not forcing you'll to like, I never asked for your opinions. If you have anything bad to say, I think you should click off this comment.

  • @jannatgrewal4543
    @jannatgrewal4543 4 года назад +109

    *When Albert treats the bots like they are actual people .*

  • @MarteProdzz
    @MarteProdzz 2 года назад +1

    I love how albert finally notices how to play the game when stalin kills him

  • @azap7598
    @azap7598 4 года назад +113

    9:50
    “Lucky little boy.”
    Username is “female”.

  • @miailliano8150
    @miailliano8150 4 года назад +76

    13:16 When, your mom takes away your IPad.

  • @casualtimes9222
    @casualtimes9222 4 года назад +42

    I love how Albert reacts when he can’t scream like... 13:14

  • @احلامالعطوي-ب3ب
    @احلامالعطوي-ب3ب Год назад +1

    Tip: the outline of circle in the bottom right becomes red when someone touches your "paper"

  • @GDFistful
    @GDFistful 5 лет назад +59

    Me: just a normal person
    Everyone in the comments: PROMOTING

  • @jxqdaz3293
    @jxqdaz3293 3 года назад +133

    Albert: “OMG he could have killed me, but he didn’t!!!”
    Also Albert: “I love you , but I’m still going to kill you!”
    *Not Albert beating the chair!!!*

  • @رقيةرافد-ك8ي
    @رقيةرافد-ك8ي 4 года назад +44

    Thanos: Thanos snaps him
    Albert:RDJDJSGJZUWOZGFIQOCZ

    • @sus2367
      @sus2367 4 года назад

      . . . .

    • @sung1286
      @sung1286 4 года назад

      Thanos:snaps him

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 4 года назад

      @@cobalqt can you just let someone try to make a joke

    • @Verheex
      @Verheex 4 года назад

      @@cobalqt What is wrong with Gacha, Huh?

  • @Duo_867
    @Duo_867 Год назад

    I BURSTED out laughing when you shook the chair handles so fast. IDK it just seems so funny to me.

  • @ezscience8773
    @ezscience8773 4 года назад +131

    Albert: “you’re a lucky little boy”
    The name: “am I a joke to you?”
    (The name was “Female”)

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 4 года назад +170

    Top 1 proof albert is not cruel: look at the background

    • @yoonie7917
      @yoonie7917 4 года назад +9

      @Olivia Platania HES A KILLER, KILLER OF FELIPE

    • @gaonsiito
      @gaonsiito 4 года назад +3

      AFAF HANINA BINTI MOHD ZAWAVI Moe HE KILLED FELIPE

    • @daguest8640
      @daguest8640 4 года назад +2

      @Olivia Platania its felipa

    • @stavros222
      @stavros222 4 года назад

      @AFAF HANINA BINTI MOHD ZAWAVI Moe the felipe behind

    • @yourlocaluglyrat8934
      @yourlocaluglyrat8934 4 года назад

      @AFAF HANINA BINTI MOHD ZAWAVI Moe
      Look at the back there is a felipe on a spike

  • @MH-fj2sk
    @MH-fj2sk 4 года назад +27

    Albert: Have fun listening to this brothers
    Also Albert: **Eats Taco Bell**

    • @bunzees
      @bunzees 4 года назад

      *me getting a taco bell add*

  • @Catlovertohusklover
    @Catlovertohusklover Год назад +1

    Flamingo is really nice! I can’t believe he would save a sweet animal he is really a legend

  • @claytonmccormick3968
    @claytonmccormick3968 4 года назад +61

    5:41 He's about to drop the F-Bomb

  • @funtimefreddyadventures
    @funtimefreddyadventures 5 лет назад +35

    11:28
    "Someones gotta be jackin' my stuff right now"
    -Albert 2019

  • @mitrarath4197
    @mitrarath4197 Год назад +1

    flamingo :if you have a bro or sis you would know all about this game
    me: how did you know