Albert plays PAPER.IO

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Today I actually try PAPER.IO for the first time, I played Slither.io on Roblox and decided to try this game that everyone's going crazy about.

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @ILikeTaaacos
    @ILikeTaaacos 4 года назад +2265

    Bots be like:
    WhO ElsE WAtcHes FlaMinGo oVeR ThE AgE Of TeN [insert a lot of emojis here]

  • @stealthy_g0d668
    @stealthy_g0d668 4 года назад +2491

    When he hit that microphone..
    I really felt that.
    Edit: Thank you for the likes!!!

  • @snom4385
    @snom4385 4 года назад +403

    Flamingo: You’re a lovely little boy
    Little Boy: Name is Female

    • @vera2064
      @vera2064 4 года назад +3

      your a lucky little boy** 🙄 lol

    • @ak-wq6di
      @ak-wq6di 4 года назад +5

      JustMe he did I saw ur comment right after his he just changed it a little

    • @lukman9292
      @lukman9292 4 года назад +2

      Does anybody else think something is on their device when his arrow key moves? LOL

    • @lesleythompson2546
      @lesleythompson2546 4 года назад +3

      @JustMe I saw your comment and you said it before him/her

    • @thatamericanloser2833
      @thatamericanloser2833 4 года назад

      JustMe no

  • @TheRealPalmKnee
    @TheRealPalmKnee 2 года назад +201

    *And to this day, Albert still does not know that the walls don't kill you*

    • @ForrealChannel0
      @ForrealChannel0 Год назад +1

      Actually it fose

    • @exmilyrbx
      @exmilyrbx Год назад +4

      @@ForrealChannel0 no it dosent bro actually play

    • @RealCatWCUE
      @RealCatWCUE Год назад +4

      @@exmilyrbx it depends on what you play it on

    • @manal3340
      @manal3340 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@RealCatWCUEno it doesn't. It depends on how you approach the wall. You must approach carefully and slowly turn away from the wall, but if you touch it, you don't die? Only if you approach the wall rlly fast.

    • @RealCatWCUE
      @RealCatWCUE 10 месяцев назад

      @@manal3340 I always approach slowly but when I try on a computer it kills me but not on a mobile device tho I do play it on different websites so maybe

  • @willusbrixhoi5474
    @willusbrixhoi5474 4 года назад +680

    "Everyone is taking big risks"
    Albert: *takes big risk*

  • @buttmunchies
    @buttmunchies 4 года назад +569

    Nobody:
    That one kid at at prom who can’t dance: 13:16

  • @skylertripped
    @skylertripped 4 года назад +3797

    *when flamingo doesn’t realize he’s playing with bots*

    • @WorldOfRoi
      @WorldOfRoi 4 года назад +109

      *oof*

    • @muffetovo5248
      @muffetovo5248 4 года назад +105

      *and i oop-*

    • @myaccount7034
      @myaccount7034 4 года назад +52

      Lol yeah either they’re bots, or they’re actual three year olds with peanut sized brains.

    • @dojacatandtheweeknd2406
      @dojacatandtheweeknd2406 4 года назад +200

      Him also: YOU SUCK! The bot: 0_0

    • @everydaylife6870
      @everydaylife6870 4 года назад +104

      Dude it's not
      Jelly and Slogoman played together helping each other to take over

  • @dreadther143e
    @dreadther143e 2 года назад +97

    Flamingo Rage Moments
    0:59 Win.
    1:24 SpiderMan Killed you.
    2:39 The Difference to Slither..
    3:10 You've spotted Thanos Glove..
    4:44 The Territory grew, just to get erased!
    4:59 Woah there..
    5:39 -Just now. *Old Albert has left the game*
    6:36 *Uno Reverse Card*
    8:02 I believe "yourself" is a threat.
    13:13 He can kill you. *Flamingo Uses Stomping Tantrum*

    • @naomiyimam8516
      @naomiyimam8516 5 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t think I have ever laughed more than after this comment

    • @moniques.loveee
      @moniques.loveee 5 месяцев назад +2

      "I SHOULD'VE NEVER😡😡😡"

    • @lilyliu2491
      @lilyliu2491 5 месяцев назад +2

      LMFAO

    • @The_shade_gachas
      @The_shade_gachas Месяц назад +1

      The stomping tantrum lol

    • @Mango_In_Wcue
      @Mango_In_Wcue Месяц назад

      @@moniques.loveee I DONT FEEL GOOD ANYMORE

  • @Directorians
    @Directorians 4 года назад +2713

    Albert: I can’t scream
    People who can barely hear because of Albert: *YESSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @flipy.8247
      @flipy.8247 4 года назад +10

      @TRXSH yes the 1 minute r/wooosh

    • @hilariouskiyu6105
      @hilariouskiyu6105 4 года назад +20

      Wait they can't hear...

    • @Gamer23car
      @Gamer23car 4 года назад +36

      AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA a AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA

    • @icey6966
      @icey6966 4 года назад +2

      Wait he didn’t scream I’m deaf because of him

    • @sirfishbroflovski
      @sirfishbroflovski 4 года назад +15

      @@jessicarogers6698 no

  • @xxbreezybeexx7096
    @xxbreezybeexx7096 4 года назад +255

    Nobody:
    Not one Teacher:
    NOBODY:
    Felipa: *slowly suffers in the background*

  • @jaimecenom4839
    @jaimecenom4839 4 года назад +180

    8:04 When you hit your classmate but the teacher comes in.

  • @starffs
    @starffs 2 года назад +312

    5:40
    It's funny how Albert almost swore but remembered he had a kid-friendly channel.

    • @lvr_bugz
      @lvr_bugz 2 года назад +14

      LMAO- i didnt think about that until i saw your comment 🤣

    • @thiscommentwasmade3751
      @thiscommentwasmade3751 2 года назад +25

      Actually I think he was more concerned about not screaming

    • @emz1008
      @emz1008 2 года назад +8

      yeah lol in his videos from 2 years ago like closer to when he was done with albertsstuff he really didnt say much now in his recent videos hes way more out there xD

    • @Jnjsncst
      @Jnjsncst 2 года назад +11

      Lol yeah i feel like he was about to swear at 8:04 too

    • @OverPoweredLegend
      @OverPoweredLegend 2 года назад +7

      13:17

  • @marzwolf_7215
    @marzwolf_7215 4 года назад +430

    albert: gets angry he died
    Everthing in the room: oh no

    • @grace-nj6yt
      @grace-nj6yt 4 года назад +9

      everything in the world : oh spoon noodles.

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 4 года назад +10

      Everyone in the universe:oh doodle nugs

    • @cupkaesqz
      @cupkaesqz 4 года назад +4

      Everyone in the multiverse: oh mcnoodlesmashsnack no

    • @austinasante6342
      @austinasante6342 4 года назад

      Marzwolf_72, You just said alber

    • @marzwolf_7215
      @marzwolf_7215 4 года назад

      Oof I meant Albert lol

  • @PariahAmI
    @PariahAmI 4 года назад +190

    Albert: Screams really loud
    Kirsten: Oh Albert must be recording again

    • @Uhh62
      @Uhh62 2 года назад

      XD

    • @buglium
      @buglium 2 года назад +5

      Imagine if he was dying and was screaming and she thought it was a video

    • @Toca_Boca_Caramel
      @Toca_Boca_Caramel 2 месяца назад

      I don't think there together anymore

    • @CwtchCat
      @CwtchCat 2 месяца назад

      XD:?

    • @rhylee8831
      @rhylee8831 2 месяца назад

      @@Toca_Boca_Caramelbuddy that comment was 4 yrs ago

  • @cringeyloki7169
    @cringeyloki7169 4 года назад +352

    Albert:i cant scream today
    Headphone users:ITS A MIRACLE

  • @adelyssebrown3576
    @adelyssebrown3576 Год назад +12

    I love Albert’s squeaky voice like when he says “No! Stop it! No please! PLEASE!”

  • @sheloveskailey
    @sheloveskailey 4 года назад +203

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Me during class and the teacher tells me there is a pop quiz:
    8:09

  • @umno3047
    @umno3047 4 года назад +129

    9:51
    Albert: "You are a lucky little boy."
    Other person: *_Literally has the name "female"_*

  • @lightskinmaine3872
    @lightskinmaine3872 4 года назад +322

    Albert: I’m just gonna take a big fat risk
    also Albert: *why are people taking big fat risks*

  • @vonaintduckin
    @vonaintduckin 2 года назад +70

    i love how he got so mad he just had to leave the room

  • @theauditr1519
    @theauditr1519 3 года назад +1580

    I love how Albert thinks if he draws a flower everyone will love him but everyone is a bot and bots are souless

  • @robloxfan291
    @robloxfan291 4 года назад +340

    “You’re a lucky little boy”
    Me: *her name is female...*

  • @ineedmedicalhelp7734
    @ineedmedicalhelp7734 4 года назад +187

    10:05 When a middle schooler throws a “gang sign” during a fight

  • @TocaMushroomCat1234
    @TocaMushroomCat1234 2 года назад +12

    I love watching Albert rage at a game where your competing with BOTS.

  • @earthwormsally3006
    @earthwormsally3006 4 года назад +122

    "Gimme my full theme song. Now."
    -Earthworm Sally

    • @tjgaines1419
      @tjgaines1419 4 года назад +1

      Lol nice

    • @scrblrl3327
      @scrblrl3327 4 года назад +3

      Its out, go to Flamingo Vevo

    • @M-PL3
      @M-PL3 4 года назад +1

      OMG sallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @CatsRsoCutee
      @CatsRsoCutee 4 года назад +1

      It already is out, just head to flamingo vevo like rebelliousstar is saying :)

    • @earthwormsally3006
      @earthwormsally3006 4 года назад

      @@CatsRsoCutee No, I mean the full song. A full song can't be 35 seconds Long, that is not humanly and earthwormly possible

  • @simplygreenies5039
    @simplygreenies5039 4 года назад +611

    albert: “you are a lucky little boy”
    the player’s name: female

  • @emmajoe
    @emmajoe 4 года назад +151

    Flamingo: You are a lucky little boy *LiTtLe BoY*
    Female: Is my name a joke to you?

  • @stinkypoop_
    @stinkypoop_ Год назад +8

    I love the part where he just starts hitting the jig at 13:15

  • @isabellajones5468
    @isabellajones5468 4 года назад +80

    Albert: “my throat hurts so bad so I am not going to scream.”
    Also Albert:”BOOP!”

    • @Akira-jv7kh
      @Akira-jv7kh 4 года назад

      That doesnt count as screaming?

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 4 года назад +76

    Albert: Okay, I cant take risks anymore
    Also Albert a second later: *takes a big risk*

  • @cupcakehotdogpizza
    @cupcakehotdogpizza 4 года назад +104

    9:50
    Albert: your a lucky little boy
    Persons name: Female

  • @itzrenzo8960
    @itzrenzo8960 2 года назад +5

    2:39 this part had me laughing so hard in my house

  • @megannaughton7524
    @megannaughton7524 4 года назад +290

    Albert:
    OMG YES
    U ARE TRASH
    GET OUT OF HERE...
    BROThErRrRrRr
    Yes.

  • @myaccount7034
    @myaccount7034 4 года назад +79

    9:48
    Albert: you are a lucky little boy. A little boy!
    The “Little boy”: *Name proceeds to be ‘Female’*

    • @ava7318
      @ava7318 4 года назад +1

      May May I thought the same thing!

    • @1skitty139
      @1skitty139 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 4 года назад +1

      Sexist

    • @tjs120
      @tjs120 4 года назад +1

      DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER-
      lmao

    • @newyorker35
      @newyorker35 4 года назад

      New game or Continue huh?

  • @SynthwaveSun
    @SynthwaveSun 4 года назад +86

    9:51
    flamingo: ur a lucky little boy
    the "little boy": **is named female**

  • @canela.0
    @canela.0 2 года назад +9

    "I don't care if i live in Arizona and it's the middle of summer I'm WEARING my HOODIE."

    • @Roblox_mrtomas
      @Roblox_mrtomas Год назад +2

      I live in Arizona Tucson too!

    • @canela.0
      @canela.0 Год назад

      @@Roblox_mrtomas that's cool! :) I'm going to Tucson tomorrow morning, coincidentally

  • @maramluvsu
    @maramluvsu 4 года назад +106

    ”you can’t be funny and sick at the same time”
    Flamingo: HoLd My cleetus

    • @mariosystemgalvanese6960
      @mariosystemgalvanese6960 4 года назад

      Figure

    • @NotColten
      @NotColten 4 года назад

      Yes you can maybe you can't cuz you have no sense of humor

    • @nievesragasa295
      @nievesragasa295 4 года назад +1

      @@NotColten What did this human do?

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 года назад

      Colten Horton
      What

    • @AschesHome
      @AschesHome 4 года назад

      How do you you know smart boy/girl... Not trying to assume gender

  • @Elle_privv
    @Elle_privv 3 года назад +164

    Albert:just let me take a little bit of this, little bit of that, everything you have worked for...

  • @amethystt_
    @amethystt_ 4 года назад +123

    nobody:
    albert: dies in a game
    everything in his room: aw shit here we go again

  • @cristiewelch1633
    @cristiewelch1633 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Yes! i just killed someone!!" Albert Flamingo, 2020.

  • @stevegorgees9704
    @stevegorgees9704 4 года назад +70

    Albert: I’m sick so I can’t scream
    Also Albert: Screams

  • @francesbarber4203
    @francesbarber4203 4 года назад +141

    when he said
    “BOHP”
    I felt that

    • @essej1187
      @essej1187 4 года назад +3

      「l e m o n g i r l」 Honestly I thought I was the only one who could

  • @susangrace4392
    @susangrace4392 4 года назад +633

    Albert: “you are a lucky liTtLe bOY”
    My mind: their name is literally female
    Edit: I’m sorry if it seems I copied, I actually just noticed that a lot of people actually already said that, so props to whoever noticed first.

  • @STORM_OR_STORMY
    @STORM_OR_STORMY 2 года назад +1

    I thought he wasn’t the person to help an animal like that I knew he was a good person but I didn’t know he was the person to help a animals but he did and it melted my heart

  • @ronzoli7199
    @ronzoli7199 4 года назад +76

    13:16 is when I run out of spicy chips lol

    • @toxiccc3726
      @toxiccc3726 4 года назад +4

      Me when i die in shooting games

    • @bzs3542
      @bzs3542 4 года назад

      Lol haha

    • @lilyarcher7813
      @lilyarcher7813 4 года назад +1

      SY - 04SN - Barondale PS (1149) I agree!!!!!!

    • @janicemcalinden1815
      @janicemcalinden1815 4 года назад

      @HÆSTY hello

    • @Kamiamiaaa
      @Kamiamiaaa 4 года назад +1

      Where do you live Albert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA!

  • @abovetheblo8542
    @abovetheblo8542 3 года назад +138

    Flamingos:It,s like a pretty peaceful game for the most part. Him five seconds ago: runs out of room and breaks Mic.

  • @Dylan-ud6qd
    @Dylan-ud6qd 4 года назад +159

    9:53
    Albert: You are a lucky little boy
    Random player's name: "female"

  • @jilliancasey9179
    @jilliancasey9179 2 года назад +7

    1:57 that actually looks like a flower-

  • @funtimefreddyadventures
    @funtimefreddyadventures 4 года назад +35

    11:28
    "Someones gotta be jackin' my stuff right now"
    -Albert 2019

  • @joaoaugustolima8806
    @joaoaugustolima8806 3 года назад +108

    flamingo: i'm sick so i can't scream
    flamingo one minute later: HOW!!

  • @marissaball1623
    @marissaball1623 4 года назад +257

    “This guy could be a threat-“
    kills himself
    Edit: lol you’re replies are epic, and yes it’s a channel for everyone. And oh shi- I got noticed

  • @deadboy.walking
    @deadboy.walking 2 года назад +1

    9:53 that person's name: female
    Albert: "You're a lucky little boy"

  • @vazons
    @vazons 4 года назад +59

    Albert: plays random games
    Google: what shall we search on
    Googlito

  • @snookiez2605
    @snookiez2605 4 года назад +191

    Flamingo: hey Brothers
    James charles: hey sisters

  • @courtneybee4073
    @courtneybee4073 4 года назад +30

    My brothers hearing albert say: I think im gonna have to get throat surgery"
    Them: coming in with a chainsaw for his "deadly surgery"

  • @chocolatespread2310
    @chocolatespread2310 Год назад +1

    5:39 (i think)
    “I worked so hard on this.”
    *dies*
    *BREATHING INTESTIFIES*
    Him outside:
    *“YOU MODDAFUCA-!!!!!”*

  • @morealexia-roblox1208
    @morealexia-roblox1208 4 года назад +44

    *”Every Can Scream And Die”* - Albert 2019

  • @jhaw2303
    @jhaw2303 3 года назад +73

    4:46 This is how Albert expresses his chill anger face.

  • @pandicorn1870
    @pandicorn1870 4 года назад +80

    Albert: *runs because he raged*
    Me: *that's me..*

    • @camron586
      @camron586 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @wiizosc
      @wiizosc 4 года назад +1

      Albert is in first then a second later dies
      Then starts breathing heavily than *runs*

    • @bloodlustfortnite-andmore8292
      @bloodlustfortnite-andmore8292 4 года назад +1

      Me in recovery of surgery trying not to waste energy so my mouth or nose doesn’t bleed

    • @axseri
      @axseri 4 года назад

      Pandicorn Donut Playz I scream with my mouth closed or in my pillow when I rage..

    • @pandicorn1870
      @pandicorn1870 4 года назад +1

      I actually quit the game..get out of my room then scream go back again then play another game or play it again ;-;

  • @ST44RY
    @ST44RY 2 года назад +2

    I love your vids

  • @slbreeden
    @slbreeden 4 года назад +31

    i wonder what alberts gonna be like when he realises that everyone else is a bot
    (legitametly, turn on airplane mode)

    • @SpaceHandz
      @SpaceHandz 4 года назад +2

      I- what? i never knew that.

    • @chrisbarrett1969
      @chrisbarrett1969 4 года назад +2

      WHAT EVERYONE IS A BOT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @d4rc442
      @d4rc442 4 года назад

      Yeah you can play without wifi

    • @Shadow_abyssal
      @Shadow_abyssal 2 года назад +1

      Not true if you don't have a internet than other players are bots if you have internet other players are online and humans

  • @dixiella8299
    @dixiella8299 3 года назад +57

    13:16 When The Teacher Assigned Homework on the weekends

    • @the_main_gabby
      @the_main_gabby 3 года назад

      :} LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @Gummi836
      @Gummi836 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard idk why that was so funny! xD

    • @NSA_01
      @NSA_01 3 года назад +1

      Relatable

    • @austinosgood217
      @austinosgood217 3 года назад

      Bruh i laughed so much lmao

  • @mmnfjx4062
    @mmnfjx4062 4 года назад +149

    Albert: "OMG PEOPLE ARE SO TRASH AT THIS GAME, I AM A LEGEND!"
    *1 minute later* ..........
    Also Albert: *Goes on his own trail*
    Lol
    4:21

    • @therezkid1931
      @therezkid1931 4 года назад +6

      Albert so legendary that the only person that can defeat Albert is Albert.

    • @mmnfjx4062
      @mmnfjx4062 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @imystqcz8104
      @imystqcz8104 4 года назад +1

      omg thank you for the time. god bless you

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 4 года назад +1

      Blink Attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @amindabruun9130
      @amindabruun9130 4 года назад

      🖐hi🤩🤩☣☢☢☣

  • @zk_raee
    @zk_raee Год назад +1

    I DIED when he got killed and started running in his chair XD

  • @Luka-sb3lq
    @Luka-sb3lq 4 года назад +48

    13:15 his face got sooo red like that’s pure anger

  • @savana.taylorsversion
    @savana.taylorsversion 3 года назад +276

    I love how Albert is violent but not violent at the same time 😆

  • @brittany2074
    @brittany2074 4 года назад +18

    Albert : guys I’m losing my voice so I can’t yell.
    Also Albert: YOINK

  • @Catlovertohusklover
    @Catlovertohusklover Год назад +1

    Flamingo is really nice! I can’t believe he would save a sweet animal he is really a legend

  • @ascianoia2900
    @ascianoia2900 4 года назад +16

    Albert: “I dont wanna have throat surgery next week”
    Also Albert: “ I am a LITTLE BIT sick”

    • @Gojilynx
      @Gojilynx 4 года назад

      Amelia Wasson was that supposed to be funny?

  • @mihaela13
    @mihaela13 4 года назад +113

    Albert: YESSS I CAN TAKE HIS STUFF!! I'M TAKING HIS STUFF!!!
    **5 mins later**
    Also Albert: noooooo he's taking my stuff that shouldn't be allowed!!! 😠

    • @hi.every.lovely.person902
      @hi.every.lovely.person902 4 года назад +1

      Lmao true-

    • @wendypaul1
      @wendypaul1 4 года назад +1

      MMHMM... YES YES YES ALL THE WAY

    • @bpixels6328
      @bpixels6328 4 года назад +2

      When you stab someone and your rotting corpse say:

    • @ky_rien
      @ky_rien 4 года назад +2

      *golden rule has left the chat*
      Golden rule:
      Treat others the same way you wanna be treated.

    • @azka7114
      @azka7114 4 года назад

      3:13

  • @darkk420
    @darkk420 4 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    Felipe in the backround: *AHGHHGGAA*

    • @logangster1017
      @logangster1017 4 года назад

      Jhonathan Wright wat

    • @logangster1017
      @logangster1017 4 года назад

      Jhonathan Wright nu u said has wife and me confusled

  • @TaterRaider69
    @TaterRaider69 2 года назад +1

    2:39 Albert committed suicide out of anger because he can't scream at the top of his humanely possible lungs

  • @payayaya18
    @payayaya18 4 года назад +41

    Albert: yOu ArE a GoOd BoY
    Person named female: .......

  • @valerieolivas7387
    @valerieolivas7387 4 года назад +281

    When you realize that you’re just playing with bots

  • @crazycousins1350
    @crazycousins1350 4 года назад +16

    That one kid who has dance class in the morning on mondays and never tries: 13:16

  • @sonicka888
    @sonicka888 Год назад

    lik-like "uh hey baby i got you this flower😉 " Albert can officially flirt the best

  • @coco_cory
    @coco_cory 4 года назад +58

    9:52 He called “FEMALE” a lucky little boy

    • @jade-oo3vy
      @jade-oo3vy 4 года назад +5

      How do you know if it's a girl?

    • @shinigami7997
      @shinigami7997 4 года назад

      @@jade-oo3vy her name is litterally female

    • @edvardmolnar8013
      @edvardmolnar8013 4 года назад +4

      @@shinigami7997 that doesnt mean its a girl

    • @RitMadeThis
      @RitMadeThis 4 года назад

      @@edvardmolnar8013 b r o s t o p t a k i n g i t s e r i o u s l y

    • @tays-tm8xl
      @tays-tm8xl 4 года назад +1

      It a trap

  • @claytonmccormick3968
    @claytonmccormick3968 4 года назад +62

    5:41 He's about to drop the F-Bomb

  • @EZJCat2
    @EZJCat2 2 года назад +189

    8:40
    proof that albert is a good person

    • @AydinWahab
      @AydinWahab 2 года назад +4

      @《○I'mDumb●》 yeah

    • @Bread_Thefirst
      @Bread_Thefirst Год назад +4

      @《○I'mDumb●》 that was a while ago, I know it's a joke now

    • @watercoolerromance
      @watercoolerromance Год назад +1

      @《○I'mDumb●》 so your saying he didn't save a cat?- sorry I don't understand

    • @Eqsobi
      @Eqsobi Год назад +1

      @@watercoolerromance ithink they're telling this person that this is a joke in 1:08

    • @parkerhowe16
      @parkerhowe16 Год назад

      puase at 8:40
      SOOOO CUTE!!!!!

  • @Duo_867
    @Duo_867 Год назад

    I BURSTED out laughing when you shook the chair handles so fast. IDK it just seems so funny to me.

  • @chalk9760
    @chalk9760 4 года назад +29

    Albreto: when your putting your dog down-
    Me: M-Marley from Marley and Me?

  • @gaetanmimi4312
    @gaetanmimi4312 4 года назад +28

    My teacher: Hey can you come up to the board and draw?
    Me drawing on the board:

    • @jafarsoltani429
      @jafarsoltani429 3 года назад

      U draw: : ) chillin'

    • @ivonnee.
      @ivonnee. 3 года назад +1

      @@jafarsoltani429 chillin*

    • @seawee_d
      @seawee_d 3 года назад +2

      @@jafarsoltani429 chillin’*

    • @shutenW
      @shutenW 3 года назад +1

      @@jafarsoltani429 chillin*

  • @radovantutko4362
    @radovantutko4362 4 года назад +16

    When he said “flamenco” That was great

  • @purple6074
    @purple6074 2 года назад +1

    "oh theres a hot babe over there😍😍😍😍"
    also 8:05 got me wheezing irl

  • @Femtobot314
    @Femtobot314 2 года назад +19

    5:00 how nice of albert to say that! :)

  • @rachelhempelzygmunt2828
    @rachelhempelzygmunt2828 4 года назад +406

    When Albert realizes that he's playing against bots.

    • @sophiaohyeah
      @sophiaohyeah 4 года назад +49

      so I’ve been thinking that I was playing against real people but this whole time I was playing against bots.. 😡

    • @annasiasxo
      @annasiasxo 4 года назад +25

      Yea I thought I was playing with real people then I said why ain't people getting more then 6○\○ per sent?! And you get king so easily 😠😭😖💔💔

    • @afariam78
      @afariam78 4 года назад +1

      Ashlet plays I can’t do that

    • @simply_emma883
      @simply_emma883 4 года назад +2

      @@sophiaohyeah JEEEEEEEEEEZ U MAD MAD

    • @sophiaohyeah
      @sophiaohyeah 4 года назад +2

      Official Strawberry YESSSSSS I AMMMM MAD MADDD

  • @miailliano8150
    @miailliano8150 4 года назад +76

    13:16 When, your mom takes away your IPad.

  • @Brylinn_Kay-_-
    @Brylinn_Kay-_- Год назад +1

    “Am I really good at this game or is every one just trash?”
    -Albert…
    Also Albert: *rages while playing with bots*

  • @fonglu80
    @fonglu80 4 года назад +49

    Albert: he is stealing from me! That cannot be allowed
    Albert again: *steals*

    • @ginokordinas5181
      @ginokordinas5181 4 года назад +1

      How are u so bad at dis

    • @michael2224
      @michael2224 4 года назад

      @@ginokordinas5181 what that's not relevant

  • @emmabellll
    @emmabellll 4 года назад +39

    Albert: “You are a lucky little boy!”
    The ‘boy’s” name: female
    Omg it’s a female boy! 😂

  • @sam-yz3ip
    @sam-yz3ip 4 года назад +15

    "Cause odds are...Oh mama nevermind"
    - Albert 2019

  • @Emily_20095
    @Emily_20095 Год назад

    "I'm a little sick so I cant scream" *2 seconds later in a high pitched voice* "FLAMENCO IM FLAMENCO"

  • @justanotherteenageboy
    @justanotherteenageboy 3 года назад +39

    13:15 When your teamate rats you out in Among Us

  • @nori1514
    @nori1514 4 года назад +46

    Albert at 13:16: does a jig
    Me:Is dying of laughter

  • @MarieLindC
    @MarieLindC 4 года назад +14

    5:25 oh god im coughing!
    Me in 2020: If only u knew...

  • @besnikzogu7058
    @besnikzogu7058 Год назад +1

    Albert saving a cats life is proof albert is an amazing person we love albert

  • @sbnstars
    @sbnstars 4 года назад +57

    Albert: i'm just gonna make sure i'm the only one whos having fun
    Also albert: 8:05 this guy could be a- **shaking the chair** nooooo noooo i didn't mean to **slaps chair**
    Me:**BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER** 🤣😂
    Albert: now i'm not having fun

  • @corpseidol
    @corpseidol 4 года назад +9

    “You have nobux I have robux”
    My sister and I repeat this around the house

    • @kh1oey
      @kh1oey 4 года назад +2

      @@billyjohnson9864 stop joking about that I actually have a autistic brother.

  • @user-he8dl7nd7u
    @user-he8dl7nd7u 4 года назад +22

    *yes, yEs, YES. i actually just killed someone.* - Albert 2019

    • @atwocious
      @atwocious 4 года назад

      let's take that out of context