How Numi's First Kiss led to one L after Another
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- In this Video Numi told the Story of her very First Kiss (with a person) and how it led to a series of Missunderstandings.
Outro Song was Numi's Cover of the Song Cunningham Listen to the Full Version Here: • Cunningham - Akuma Nih...
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"I'm not a bottom I'm a switch"
Lied as naturally as she breathed. The mantra of every closet bottom.
When Numi wants her first kiss but both of them are bottoms.
Oh no he was a top for sure, he was fucking taunting her.
numi was the sole cause of that dude's character development arc
My guy became a super villain after this...
It goes from LOL NUMI GOT TOPPED to Numi no! To NUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joker speedrun
Can't believe she found a guy who was more of a bottom than her for her first kiss LOL
"Man, these anime/VN romances are so unrealistic. People aren't this dense!"
Meanwhile, Real Life:
COMMUNICATION PEOPLE! JUST FUCKING TALK!
This got me laughing pretty gud^^
This is anime levels of miscommunication.
This story only proves she is in fact a bottom, indecisive, and easily scared or intimidated.
Moral of the story:
COMMUNICATION IS KEY!!!
This fam lmao
she should know this, she's a fucking comm major
Poor guy is beyond the friendzone at that point. He's in the backrooms of relationships.
it took YEARS for Numi to get closure and never realized the error of her ways, that is quite possibly the most dense thing ive ever heard
As someone who can't watch something that makes me get second-hand embarrassment or self-projected second-hand embarrassment, this is torture to watch but at the same time I want to finish it...there is 5 mins left but it's probably gonna take 10 to get through this...
This… is so impressive… the sad part is I completely relate to a lot of this. Both sides no less.
Same. Highschool is fucked up
She keeps saying she's a switch, but I have never even once seen her top side.
Oh god, that story physically hurt me. Lol
Damn... She just... Butchered him! I'm just speechless
The comment about how she used up all her top energy by ruining that kid's life (or whatever) had me on the floor! 🤣
OH MY GOD, IVE FOUND THE SECOND HUMAN BEING IN EXISTENCE WHO HAS HEARD OF ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
what a chad, kiss, hug, refuse to elaborate further, ask dad for pick up, leave
"He went on to find on like 5 other girlfriends"
well they do say adversity makes a man. but he took it literally and became a gigachad.
At many points I thought the story would end... And it just kept going
that guy became a fucking ptsd survivor that day
I'm ace, NB, and aroromantic, but even I can feel the cringe, just one blow after another as Numi just ruins her chances at every turn.
numi really living that full motorics disco build.
0 logic, 0 empathy, all reaction speed.
"If I tell you this story do you promise not to make fun of me?"
Viewers : We only promise to try.
Legit sounds like something out of a romcom
the poor lad here's my "F"
I now feel what Tanjiro felt when he looked at Zenitsu with that face
Wow people could actually make a textbook on what not to do out of this. She really is an M to still tell this story knowing how cringe the story is and getting nos in chat about making fun lol
This is whole other level of 'young and dumb'
this feels like someone threw a reverse uno card at the word wholesome
That poor boy
I gift him with an ‘F’
I didn’t think it could possibly get any worse than what happened that one night….the more she spoke, the worse it got
Everyone's laughing but it actually seems really sad.
"What does it mean?"
It means to not be liable in a court of law for something non-consensual.
Cause that's r/l not a movie.
Also - that reveal.
Numi...
LOL
Definitely a mixed signals moment.
Usually my first kisses were my attack moves so she's not alone with that regard.
This has physically exhausted me.
Good Lord we need to protect this woman
How to make someone depressed 101
the fish eye close stare is a wonderful meme
That poor guy. Honestly id really like to see an animation about this. Id donate money for that
This is where his Joker arc began
I'd rather we not communicate at all, than end up like that. That's depressing. COMMUNICATION IS KEY PEOPLE, CO-MU-NI-CA-TION.
This man came back Nagato. Only pain
All Noombas believe in equality!
I feel so sorry for that guy XD
FR poor dude^^
🤣 "it's your first kiss and I want the sloppy" 😭
No shit it took her like more than three tries it was her first kiss and dude didn't want to participate.
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Also that is hilarious call papa mid hug want the hell🤣 dude must have been so defeated.
One half ( I fucked it up I ruined it 😥) Numi (we did it Boi's we hit 1st base)
Okay that holding hands things you should have explained it to him later or texted him why you didn't hold his hand.
Oh no between THEM! AND YOU ENCOURAGED IT?!
"Things happen?" You happened
Omg, how I feel for her and the guy man. 😂😂😂
Noice lol ur snort is adorable so r u
I now when you are young ( i used be young too) mistaken and miscommunications happens due inexperience, but this one is another level.
Dam girl, how you managed do that?
RUclips recommendations are so random.
Yeah if I have a first experience dating like this I think I’m just gonna stay single she absolutely destroyed my boy good thing he got over it but damn I can’t even imagine how bad that must of hurt i’d honestly probably just go “So that’s about it see ya” *blows brains out*
This is tragic... but not entirely her fault.
You don't choose an arthouse, cerebral, or subtitled film (unless it is awful) to mac on someone (cause you watch those) you put on a long shitty movie that no one cares about... to talk over.
And it sounds like dude was trying to play it cooler than he actually was internally (sometimes you just shoot your shot and some dumb line about equality just implies dude can't read the situation or specifically who they are talking to and/or won't pull the trigger)
This concludes my Ted talk
"Ted" will be collecting your money on my behalf for this quality advice as you leave your seats...
What a fuckong story, made me proud with that one 😂😂😂
This brought back some super cringe memories from my highschool days. I feel her pain, but she still a bottom tho
That guy bottomed himself.. like I get wanting to make sure the girl wants it.. but Numi sounds like she was obviously wanting to be kissed XD
OMFG I kind of feel horrible for that dude tbh... Numi got her first kiss, guy said it was great, hugged her sweetly it sounded like and then Numi like.. "aight, I'm out"
my god i would be devastated if i was the guy
this is the best story rofl
This poor guy
WHHHHYYY I HAVE EXPERIENCE IT THE FRIENDS ZONE IT SO SAD SO so I been single like 5 year I thot your good girl not anymore
Bro that sounds so bad omg, I feel bad for him🤣
5:00 BASED AF. Guys, have HER kiss YOU, not the other way around
4:52 had me dying lmao
this dude talking about equality here is equality for ya me having to watch magic fucking mike of all movies with my ex and pretending to like it and me putting 300 on afterwards because i know she doesn't like action movies but turns out she liked it because she liked the spartan's outfits and i'm thinking fuck.
this is a bruh story
Lowkey messed up
Why is this what bottom means now?
hello its me the guy
Oof
Lmfao
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"I believe in equality" as he coerces a girl to make the first move who is obviously dying of nerves and wants guidance from a more experienced partner.
I'm not sorry to say this. But as cringe Numi is, the guy seems like a freaking tool. Equality comes when both parties are held to the same standard. A girl thats obviously new to intimacy and wants to learn, obviously needs to be taught and guided before both partners can be equal partners. Then after they know the ins and outs of how a relationship dynamic works. They can then work on being equal and fair via their mutual initiative towards that.
That said. I think the guy just said it as a weird pick up line. Because being feminist (as opposed to just being gentlemanly) is hot or something.
When I heard that I thought either he doesn't actually no what equality means or he himself was too scared to push it and that was his excuse
@@somedudewatchintv5297 If i was Numi I woulda just laughed at him as if his penis was small. Because that line was some small peen energy.
I think he was just teasing her
Numi clearly needed somebody to take the lead, but it's not clear he was in a position to do that, and that's not his fault just because he's male. Gender is like money or race. They're real, but only because we make them real, and none of them should rule our lives. We should be the ones in charge.
@@RoyalFusilier he assumed the guy was lying not because he disagreed with him but because his words were inconsistent with his actions which is the standard way to tell if someone is lying.
Numi had her first kiss stolen by Nux, confirmed
This had me screaming "NUMIIIIII" at my screen. Come on girl you had that, but you messed it up 😭