This is so scarily accurate- Where do junkies even come from though? There’s just an endless supply of them- I’m convinced they fucking spawn at bus stops and train stations.
Yeh I lived in Blacktown and the Druitt. Best memory, watching a nodding junkie having a nod at traffic lights, fell forward off the curb, stepped back just as a garbage truck screamed past. junkie never even knew what happened, but everyone else there was looking at each other, giving knowing nods about what they just witnessed...... if they were hit, at least the garbo could have just swept them up, put them in the back and no one would have cared, apart from their dealers.
@@joaquindiegolemus lets just take some land and establish our own junkie free country in Australia? I have designed a power system that requires nothing but parts and can run 24/7. with power, everything else can be made.
I remember this regularly where I was living in Glebe. Had a couple of guys who would shoot up outside my flats. They'd always be having that monologue going with themself.
literally the funniest thing Ive seen in ages, from someone growing up around frankston (if ya know ya know) this is daily life. the green safeway bag, its the little touches that make it so authenticc
It’s funny cause it’s true. The irony of him being worried about some government conspiracy with oxygen while he’s been inhaling toxic shit all his life is too real.
The difference is one side CHOOSES out of free will to put chemicals in their body while the other side FORCES you too. Also, when it's the homeless population, most often, it starts with a person losing everything to resort to doing the drugs. It isn't the same bro.
@@jimmiekarlsson4458 Well the crime statistics and the stereotypes of the crabs in the bucket mentality that can be seen in many ghetto communities would disagree with them.
My introduction to Perth (as a country boy, 1999) was at the Vic Park station where I saw a junkie with no shoes, wearing a woolly jumper in the middle of summer, with everything he owned in a plastic shopping bag, complaining about dealers that don't use themselves because they don't understand what they're doing to other people when they won't give tick. Armadale line y'all.
@@ShakTV hi shaktv do other one on traides in lockdowns vids for as too watch on your sick youtube channel bro thats soo funning vids yo are doing my freind. an do one off cops as well in your next vids on your channel its soo amazing whens the next uploads shaktv
This is so spot on! I'm sure everyone has been annoyed by someone EXACTLY like this at some point, while minding their own business. I know I have, more than once.
I have had so many of these conversations at bus stops!!And I experience repeat offenders who I recognise and just go oh shit! I try not to make eye contact that helps. I like the bit at the end where he scares the shit out of him. And then the other one comes!! Keep making videos with this guy I love it!
Lol the ending is so fucking accurate it's like when I see someone at work I don't like lol and the last hour of the shift fucking goes slower and takes forever
Lmfao. I ran into that blokes sister ..... she was doing her best impression of Peter Garrett dancing to Power and the Passion........ no music ! Good stuff. Cheers.
i love all his voices , you wouldnt think that is the same person for each character its the same person whating for the bus stop with the mask on shaktv
Oh god it brings back many cringe memories walking around Waterloo , Redfern and Surry Hills. Head down , Sunny’s on and pray to god the junkie keeps walking. 🙏
@@thegamingrepublic7014 mt druitt isn't that bad anymore. St marys and all the way to penrith are horrible. Blacktown and doonside are among the worst too.
Lol it's funny that he mentions a time machine because junkies back in the mid 90's to early 00's in Footscray were exactly like this... He'd fit right in back then. I guess you could say that stereotypical 'Junkies' haven't changed much, if at all through the passage of time.
This is so scarily accurate-
Where do junkies even come from though? There’s just an endless supply of them-
I’m convinced they fucking spawn at bus stops and train stations.
They come out of the ground.
Bus stops and train stations are irl PvE zones.
Lmao
FRRR💀
broken homes bad choices etc
I love all his voices. You wouldn't think that is the same person for each character.
Wow is it 🤔😱. Couldn't see who was behind that mask, I really thought he was batman for once
Do a Eshay Lad Bruh VS Junkie sess
So you can't tell who he is? With other characters lol.
You genuinely captured the on edge, standoff-ish, pit of your stomach dread, & passive aggression of when this happens IRL! Well done!
Come to think about it's just how l react!!!
i can think of a few train lines that come to mind when i hear his voice 😂
@@PhotoshopVT YEP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
It's an aggro cringe
The Woolies bag should be part of the Marvel cinematic universe
thor has a mjollnir
captain america has shield
junkie has a woolies bag
🤣
And the Centrelink shirt
they're waiting for you Gordon...
I think just about everyone that lives in Australia can relate to this.
Well almost l can because l live in Stkilda but l look after an elderly lady and when her and go out in Toorak not one of these SCUMBAGS!
Anyone that lives in any city around the world can relate to this
I live in Australia and this has actually happened to me. No kidding, the guy in the video’s reaction perfectly mimicked mine.
we're a unique country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s super relatable 😭
I’ve witnessed these kinds conversations in real life lol
It’s not even an exaggeration.
I know, it was so spot on 🤣😂
The funny thing is no other nation on Earth has this uniqueness of junkie stereo type.
That's why in my opinion Australia is a party island. We're all alone in the southern Hemisphere being degenerates.
Local bus stop in Logan
@@just_some_random_dude8145 haha.
Bro sometimes listening to junkies are actually interesting 😂😂
Aim higher mate😅😅
@@brownpunk1794 bro I don’t mean literally it’s just interesting to see other people’s point of view
So you do mean literally lol
@@moey6942 i know bro..just kiddng👍🏽
They got stories for days that's for sure 😂
For anyone who's never been to a bus stop in Australia this is highly accurate.
Yeh I lived in Blacktown and the Druitt. Best memory, watching a nodding junkie having a nod at traffic lights, fell forward off the curb, stepped back just as a garbage truck screamed past. junkie never even knew what happened, but everyone else there was looking at each other, giving knowing nods about what they just witnessed...... if they were hit, at least the garbo could have just swept them up, put them in the back and no one would have cared, apart from their dealers.
@@rubinmike-litt1068 it’s worse in kogarah
@@joaquindiegolemus I think it's just worse all over shitney. one of the reasons I moved much further north.
@@rubinmike-litt1068 Fr wanna move out of Australia
@@joaquindiegolemus lets just take some land and establish our own junkie free country in Australia? I have designed a power system that requires nothing but parts and can run 24/7. with power, everything else can be made.
Imagine being his neighbour and hearing a junkie talking to himself
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wouldn't be any different 🤣🤣
That’s every suburb in a 5km range of my house.
Except the rich people across the river.
I remember this regularly where I was living in Glebe. Had a couple of guys who would shoot up outside my flats. They'd always be having that monologue going with themself.
3:30 just cracks me up, it’s so random and completely out of the blue hahaha
Shit has me dyin
I love that he plays every character man he is so fkn good
literally the funniest thing Ive seen in ages, from someone growing up around frankston (if ya know ya know) this is daily life. the green safeway bag, its the little touches that make it so authenticc
For sure LMAO
Hornsby is Sydney’s Frankston.
I OWN FRANKSTON
Keep this at 69 likes
Fuark I love the second junkie waving the coat-hanger around. Got me rolling ngl
mate i was laughing for about an hour
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha I replayed that dude about 10 times laughing so hard. The sound he makes! Eyeyeyeyheehhehe!
It’s funny cause it’s true. The irony of him being worried about some government conspiracy with oxygen while he’s been inhaling toxic shit all his life is too real.
😂😂😂😂
The difference is one side CHOOSES out of free will to put chemicals in their body while the other side FORCES you too. Also, when it's the homeless population, most often, it starts with a person losing everything to resort to doing the drugs. It isn't the same bro.
@@eobardthawne7851 crime causes poverty not the other way around
@@gordonfreeman7187 Pablo escobar would have disagreed with u. El chapo would have disagreed with u to. So would Al capone.
@@jimmiekarlsson4458 Well the crime statistics and the stereotypes of the crabs in the bucket mentality that can be seen in many ghetto communities would disagree with them.
"im going to get in a time machine and live in the past"
He may be a junkie... but im with him on this one... its worth a shot at least
The “missing out mannn” fckn killed me 🤣😂😭
Every Western Australian knows this encompasses the entirety of the Armadale line.
Fark everytime! 🤣🤣
In Melbourne it's the Sunshine line
Agreed 😂
If he was wearing a kmart MMA or HSV shirt, it would be Perf specific.
My introduction to Perth (as a country boy, 1999) was at the Vic Park station where I saw a junkie with no shoes, wearing a woolly jumper in the middle of summer, with everything he owned in a plastic shopping bag, complaining about dealers that don't use themselves because they don't understand what they're doing to other people when they won't give tick.
Armadale line y'all.
Shak: "You are kinda skinny"
Me: *You do realise you are talking to yourself.*
Thats not me thats Russell
Bruh Eshay
@@ShakTV bruh its all good, Eshay ba
@@ShakTV haha Russell my man, I shouldv'e known it was him!
@@ShakTV hi shaktv do other one on traides in lockdowns vids for as too watch on your sick youtube channel bro thats soo funning vids yo are doing my freind. an do one off cops as well in your next vids on your channel its soo amazing whens the next uploads shaktv
Bruh the end got me rolling 🤣
This is so spot on! I'm sure everyone has been annoyed by someone EXACTLY like this at some point, while minding their own business. I know I have, more than once.
I have had so many of these conversations at bus stops!!And I experience repeat offenders who I recognise and just go oh shit! I try not to make eye contact that helps. I like the bit at the end where he scares the shit out of him. And then the other one comes!! Keep making videos with this guy I love it!
Shak does need to make more videos on the junkie, its the funiest character
Wouldn't really wanna be stuck with a junkie at the bus stop, but I swear once it's over and done with you get a funny story outta it!
When he begins his speech with "in today's day and age". You know your in for some philosophical, wisdom of intellectual information 🤣🤣
3:47 me at 3 am coming downstairs for snacks
This dude smashes it ,spot on
This guy is just too good. Love the Oz character. He's the best.
Lol the ending is so fucking accurate it's like when I see someone at work I don't like lol and the last hour of the shift fucking goes slower and takes forever
3:30 and when the second junkie comes has me in actual tears
Public transport convos with nutters...they're the best!
You captured that with 99.99% accuracy hahahah
Lmfao.
I ran into that blokes sister ..... she was doing her best impression of Peter Garrett dancing to Power and the Passion........ no music !
Good stuff. Cheers.
This junkie knows much more than most people not going to lie 😂
This clip best suits to Frankston, VIC.
surry hills in sydney aswell
More like St Albans.
@@fullboostturbo1 Yeah I’m think St. Albans and Footscray
The pines in Frankston 😳
Southport qld
Most underrated channel on RUclips
You are a bloody legend mannnnn
Haha. Every video is so funny. How has Shak not gotten to 1 mil yet?
Be he will get to 1,000,000 before dan does !
Boronia and Croydon railway stations from 5.30 onwards every day.... it's like watching a documentary.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro your acting skills is out of this world.
I love how a fairly accurate saying like “we are being controlled by robots” turns into an absolute train wreck 😂. So accurate.
this happens at every bus stop ever
a work of art from start to finish
LMAOOOO the second junkie at the end!!!!
It’s always painful when your bus is running late and some junkie who you can barely even understand starts talking to you about absolute nonsense.
3:30 lmfaooo 😂😂 this is so true what happeneds at the bus stops😂😂
The junkie was kind of a nice guy 😂
Junkie finally stringing a few words together to form sentences 😂
the junkie voice is my favourite out of all of them
Addiction is the sad reality of wasted life. Bless their souls, may they find peace 🌠
i love all his voices , you wouldnt think that is the same person for each character its the same person whating for the bus stop with the mask on shaktv
I wouldn’t of even thought the junkie was you, it was that good
like the bloke thats infront of my house every day
there is one in my area that is skipping in the street singing to himself at 3 am
Don’t like u speaking like that about me next time I’ll fart next to ya
Best Aussie actor 😍 love it. I laughed so much! Thank you keep up!
junkie spittin facts
Oh my god this is scarily accurate, I actually feel afraid he's gonna ask me for a cigarette!
They Always got a Woolies bag like that 😂😂😂😂
once had a junkie on the bus who had a tub of prawns with some ice cubes, a beer and a pack of smokes
i love the junkie character u do.... he actually seems pre chill
This is like 90% of people hanging out at Gosford. It's bogan junkie central 🤣
“You got a lighter” hahahahahaha😂
OMG I have tears from laughing so hard, love the Centrelink tshirt 😂😂😂
Love the content mate, keeps me going in lockdown
The dart, Centrelink shirt & Woolies bag! 😂
Loll the guy waiting at the bus stop you portrayed it so well
Fuck I've actually had convos with these exact type of bus stop bogans. 10/10 accuracy.
That Dave Hughes expression is spot on
I love this guys junkie videos hahahahha SPOT ON , he got me SO GOOD when he scared him hahahhahaha perfect
Spitting 100% legit faxx. Modern day sage.
When a 30 year old junkie says "back in my day"
This is Benalla in a nut shell
To be fair that junkie be spitting facts
best video yet i had a headache and still laughed
Oh wow… I haven’t laughed this hard in a loooong time… unbelievably funny! Thank you 😂
This is 99% accurate to what I experience at a bus stop
Why is this so accurate!!!!! Omg I feel like I've had this conversation
Oh god it brings back many cringe memories walking around Waterloo , Redfern and Surry Hills. Head down , Sunny’s on and pray to god the junkie keeps walking. 🙏
Lol you gotta see western Sydney 😂😂😂
@@bassel.m2988 my Druitt?
@@bassel.m2988 *mt
@@thegamingrepublic7014 mt druitt isn't that bad anymore. St marys and all the way to penrith are horrible.
Blacktown and doonside are among the worst too.
@@bassel.m2988 and doonside has my Lebanese chicken, so I can’t really criticise it too much.
u play this to a fucking perfect T. legit uncanny how perfect you are at these junkie/stoner impersonations
Lol it's funny that he mentions a time machine because junkies back in the mid 90's to early 00's in Footscray were exactly like this... He'd fit right in back then. I guess you could say that stereotypical 'Junkies' haven't changed much, if at all through the passage of time.
Ngl the guy having a ciggy is much smarter than I thought he was 😂😂😂
Love it. Thank You and so true!!!!!
I love these types of videos. Keep up the great work :)
This is the best character omg 😆 the best
Its the exhale for me 🤣🤣🤣
I can imagine the neighbours thinking how many people live at your house with all these accents
Omg I love that accent! I gat something for ya! Lol
The end killed me lmao
*uheuhuhuheueh* (aggressively holds woolies bag)
Spot on lol. All the details and that woolies bag 🤣
Cardboard sign , woollies bag and centrelink shirt... 😆😆😆😆 I am dead
Oh man this reminds me of the days when I had to wait for the bus or train at Armadale station! Hahaha so many good memories 🤣🤣🤣
Armidaaaaalllleeeeee
Hahahah Armadale
Every town or suburb has a person like this.
Faaaaaaaaarrrrkkk I'm Rolling 🤣🤣🤣
When that second junkie came out at the end I was in tears 😂
I swear this should get 1 Millon views in a minute it's just to funny 😂
we have all ran into that one junkie that tries to tell us the earth is flat or some shit like it
Fck yeah, i love this character... you are too good. 😂😂
Lmao omg thats so true about mount druitt, you’re my favourite youtuber
Bloody spot on caricatures.., down packed. Love your work.👍🏿
I 'd rather talk to a bogan than a corporate tool
Omg. The end had me in stitches.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is very accurate. Us that have caught public for many years know these fellas.
I mean... he isn't lying. He only speaks the truth
shaktv, at the end…that grunting of the Centrelink guy had me in stitches Lollllllll
There is a lot of junkies in Bendigo and gets worse at night time
@German Powerlifter well I live in Eaglehawk
I cannot with the carboard sign 😂What a lovely Monday night treat, a way to unwind after work.
That’s what we need is some comedy relief
Glad you still able to work