Zhongli and Venti being clowns for 2 minutes straight
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2023
- The two Archons having a clown to clown conversation during the Lantern Rite Festival for two minutes straight...
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Fun fact: Charles the bartender and Zhongli share the same English VA :D
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Same goes for that fatui dude in the mondstat church
NO WAY-
WAIT WHAT-
He's everywhere in Mondstadt 🤣
@@SuhaR0310TRUE LOL
They aren’t clowns they’re the entire circus
They’re the concept of comedy itself
@@hongfeiwei2710 ikr
*Miles Edgeworth intensifies*
@@hongfeiwei2710 they created comedy
The world is a big clown car, and they are two of the clowns in it
Meanwhile Xiao is dying inside
Mentally telling himself “don’t blow their cover” on a loop.
Xiao : oh no they are at it again. And I can’t flee😢
He looked absolutely terrified this whole cutscene
Bro wanted to disappear so badly. He was so glad when we took him out the room for a few minutes
"Standing here, I die inside"
Zhongli : but where are those who share the memories
Venti : hey
Zhongli : no
Venti : im literally the only remaining God left other than you
Venti was too drunk to remember. LOL
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker he doesn't share the memory 😂😂😂
@@silverdandylmao Lmao! 🤣
@@silverdandylmao they only share the wine....maybe 😂
Meanwhile egeria: let me out! LET ME OUT!!!
Archon to Archon Conversation ❌
Clown to Clown Conversation ✔
Archlown
Bros been roasting each other for ages
understatement
Not to mention Zhongli throwing literal mountains at poor Venti 😂😂
@@willowtreeyoutube that wasn't during the archon war lmao
@@luxury2092 oh! That’s just what I’ve heard lol! I’m so sorry!
@Aneki Ryota that’s just what I’ve heard, I’m so sorry!
venti is the only one who is closest to sharing the memory
Nah, he was to drunk to remember anything
And to be fair, he swpend the last 400+ or 500 year sleeping to recover from something.
Or so I heard
memoriew of genocide
Ya know, Ganyu and Xiao even Qiqi are all older than Venti
@@makcjiw7704 Ganyu and Xiao? Maybe, but Qiqi? She was only trapped for hundreds of years while Venti’s age is at minimum 2600+
The fact that Zhongli and Charles have the same VA makes the conversation even funnier
Zhongli talking to himself, erosion really is detrimental 😭
HOLD UP FR?
@@foreveryoung7305 yeah, his name is Keith Silverstein as far as i remember
wait a second WHAT HOW LMFAO
@@Maethendias LOL IKR but they sound so similar give them a listen and u will see!
Zhongli: Do you have (unnecessarily long and complex name of tea) here?
Traveler during the Bartender event: Uh.... Uh..... What? PAIMON, HELP!
Everlasting violet grass Osmanthus contract qingxin pain killers Paimon rascal from Snezhnaya irminsul gnosis I WILL HAVE ORDER cocogoat Indeed, it is as you have guessed is a delicious tea.
@@primrose6794 how :)))
@@thangtranhoang6396 How what?
@@primrose6794 Pfft haha
Me: I'm gonna get fired aren't i
I bet the archon war from ages ago were just the archons roasting each other. Less violence indeed.
They didnt meet during the war
They spit so much fire that most of them died
Imagine the other gods died because of a long roast that they end their lives
Maybe thats why venti’s first instinct against signora was to spit bars
@@darthyodrus elaborate
THE SMUG FACE VENTI HAS DURING THE CONVERSATION IS JUST GOLD
😂😂😂😂😂
I wanted an actually archon and archon conversation but....as you know, mihoyo hates us-
Do u like child?
Not yet. Need to meet Murata first and then everyone gather together for the final showdown with Tsaritsa.
@@fitzgeraldthesecond no I like Childe
nah, this is better for now
True, I'm disappointed
"A Certain Someone deliberately ignored the sound of the Wind...."
Yes Venti make it more obvious that you two are Archons
The best part od the video
the passive agressiveness behind the conversation is so funny
Man was about to create another forest of spears just because of Venti's cheek.
Everyone gangsta til Venti dies with an impact like Himeko and everyone who treated him like a ragdoll reactions be like:
Don't give them idea 😭😭😭😭
@@andrina_k6596 Im so sorry but I have to im a masochist don't blame me😔🙏
I feel like zhong li would be the one to die after all he's the oldest
@@crowkoraki6910 but usually in story or game someone that cheerful (or party person) that will die. We already seen some in genshin (bocacius, guizhong, ect). So i think venti will get more red flag (especially he's the most mysterious among the archons) 😭😭😭
if venti dies im quitting genshin
I really like the idea of Venti having a field day making fun of Zhongli's chill demeanor and sophistication because it's in such contrast to the "terrifying warrior god Morax, dominator of every diety who so much as breathed in his direction during the Archon War" image which Barbatos remembers.
What we learn...don't put Zhongli and Venti in the same room
Xiao will mentally hate us for it
Don't put Zhongli and Venti in the same room *with people that don't know their identity*
I'm curious how they would act like if they didn't have to talk in riddles
@@emery120 knowing Zhongli he will be the old man in the room and start talking about old memories of the past, Venti uses every fiber in his body to supress memories of the archon war
If Traveler in the room...they will be somewhat 'civil' while Zhongli continue stories of long ago, Venti/Traveler giving the *whatever old man* looks in their faces
@@emery120let's be real, they just going to shit on each other without filter while drinking together.
It end up with drunk Venti pour wine on Zhongli head. Somehow there's a minor earthquake happen between Mondstadt and Liyue.
I bet zhongli wants to just run out of the room but he can’t because of the free food
Edit: oh god how did I get so many likes-
Indeed
@@PauloVictor-md2wr it is as you have guessed
They're both in it for the free food
He will get fired
I bet he wanted to lanch a bolder at venti
Good thing they can keep their composure. Otherwise, they will just started their personal Archon War, just for those 2 as their way for a reunion 🤣
Zhongli and Venti probably have the type of relationship where they bash each other all they like, but if someone else does it, they'll meet the wrath of the rock.
"He's an idiot but he's MY idiot"
0:36 Keith Silverstein basically talking to himself.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Tea
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
0:04 Venti is absolutely saying to himself, "What's up Blockhead, wanna brew some sobering tea?"
"It'll only take 6 hours!"
I shudder to imagine how long Zhongli ages his tea leaves... 6 years? 60?
I was trying to literally hold my cry In because of how they pretend and act 😂
The mocking was excellent
What was Zhongli ordering- 💀
His order was an everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract qingxin painkillers paimon rascal from Snezhnaya Irminsul gnosis I will have order cocogoat indeed, it as you have guessed tea
@@CryingAqua can I have one
@@CryingAqua come again
@@honca2566 an everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract qingxin painkillers paimon rascal from Snezhnaya Irminsul gnosis I will have order cocogoat indeed, it as you have guessed tea (no i definitely did not copy it from the comment above)
@@CryingAqua Ah, my favorite. Always a good time with that
Zhongli deliberately ignoring the sound of the wind... 🗿
Lmao I still can't forget how venti just refused and 'ran away' when Hu Tao said Zhongli to escort them!
although it is probably just mihoyo doesnt want to give more informations and kill the fandoms, but i really hope zhongli and venti would just walk together for a bit and talk about the current world issue a.k.a fatui bad intentions SERIOUSLY. or at least reminisce their old time a bit like talking bout EI and Nahida(eventhough NAhida is not the real archon during old time).
@@nafri91 Actually, this is AFTER Rukkhadevata was erased. Technically, Nahida took her place as the sole Dendro Archon.
@@Jarock316
That's right. It would be interesting to see if that affects even the archons memories.
@@nafri91 Fatui had bad intentions? i believe they only want the gnosis :O
"That drunkard is a disgrace to the arts."☠️☠️
They just insulted eachother the whole time they were talking 😂
Kekw Xiao couldn't be more awkward to be dining with his boss
He's a bit more comfortable with Venti but being with two archons certainly made him more nervous since both are incognito and he alone had to act like a non human.
This dillema, I somehow can feel it
And the best part were the "normal" people thought he was the most special guest XD
Paimon : 😅
Bet he was inwardly cursing them both over this petty showcase of their new identites while he alone feels awkward over being the only "non-human" sitting at the table.
@@aureliolio5306 Paimon seems to have some weird perception filter where people just don't question her existence for too long. They'll be like... "flying companion", think it weird for a second, then move on with their lives.
Finally, someone who shares the memories, sadly he was to drunk to remember anything
I can imagine them acting like siblings when their not around other people 😂
FR😭
*acting like a married couple
@@saltgay Username checks out
@@saturnpeax 😎
Venti teasing Zhongli for ordering tea at a tavern:
Hu Tao: Oh, seems like we have a wine enthusiast here?
Venti: I suppose you could put it that way.
Hu Tao: What would you call it then?
Zhongli: *an Alcoholic*
Zhongli and Venti were like: I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
Did anyone hear Zhongli saying Paimon when he ordered his drink in the Angels share. We are now sure that Paimon is indeed a emergency food 😂
Yes he did said paimon-
For some reason when zhongli thought/spoke "suffer the wrath of the rock" when Venti was talking about him I fucking died
0:01 When I first saw Venti do that face with Zhongli's line there, I laugh-screamed while my mom was feeding the cats right outside of my room💀
It was at night too...
I expected 0:36 to be the Bartender Event we had. Where Zhongli was like "Ah yes, the bill... just put it on Wangshu Funeral Parlor's tab, as usual." XD
Can't believe they didn't discuss how to act beforehand on discord 😂
imagine the pressure that xioa had at the moment.. he definetely knew the two are archons..he probably could sense immense spirtual/aura power from the two yet he tried to be calm as much as possible. lol
"You're not *just* the clowns, you're the entire circus"
I bet they were both trying not to loose IQ during this scene....
Or not to die laughing.
One thing for certain i really want the 4 archon to meet someday like Nahida wanted, Perhaps a new flagship Sumeru event/festival soon?
It could happen in the next samsara festival, the archons coming to celebrate Nahida birthday for the first time in 500 years could be a good reason to gather them.
If possible, i would had grinded dailies for keys to unlock that event for an entire month or more.
It's funnier when you realise that the both of them are the only OG archon left 😂 Must be boring seeing the same face for centuries LOL
it might not nessecarily always be the same face. whilst Venti has a clear preferred form (that of his deceased friend) both of them clearly have the ability to shapeshift
This just makes the meeting 10x times more funnier 🤣😭
I couldn't hold back my laughter the whole time during this part of the event
What excuses are they gonna make when the bartender gets suspicious as to why the Raiden Shogun and the Dendro Archon are having drinks with a random bard and mr Wiseman?
I bet this bartender had already seen everything
Also what's the low rank Fatui's reaction when some consultant and drunk bard hanging out with their majestic Queen
Diluc already knows who Venti is. So if he sees Zhongli with the other 3, he will put 2 and 2 together and keep the secret. He just hopes they will have the Mora to pay their tab.
"The bard is here to entertain us and the consultant will share his unlimited knowledge and wisdom to us. Now serve us Dango Milk" said Ei probably.
@@yuuivan
"I'll have 6 servings of sugar with my tea, please."
Zhongli will probably invite Ei over for a cup of tea after that.
I wish to see more Interactions between these two 🤣
So basically the other archons mocked Venti for the whole freedom thing and now that they are losing their Genosis Venti is having a good time at their expense
I absolutely adore that everyone present just dined alongside 2 Archons yet they're all oblivious to this; except for Xiao (an Adeptus) and the Traveler. Hu Tao does have her suspicions about Zhongli but probably not Venti.
If you meet Hu Tao after the event (together with Xiangling, Xinqiu and Chongyun) she suspected something about Venti too. She wondered how this bard can match her consultant in conversation.
Hu Tao was like even with my Pyro vision, I could never roast Zhongli the way that bard did
Hu tao defenitely knew lmao
Venti does share the memory tho
Aether: Sis you see this bs!?
Lumine: Unfortunately brother I do…
I bet if either of them somehow die in a serious archon quest, the other would be the one who will grieve the most.
Zhongli: “Do you sell Everlasting Violet Grass Osmanthus Contract Jinxin Painkillers Paimon Rascal from Snezhnaya Urminsul Gnosis I Will Have Order Coco Goat Indeed it is as you Have Guessed Tea Here?”
Rex Lapis also known as Clown Incognito
Tbh I could not be able to hold my laugh if I were there instead of the traveler 💀
And it seems so obvious that Aether and Xiao just trying to hold back their laughter LMAO
i didnt expect to see venti there so i really laughed so hard after these diologs
Ei and Nahida out of the server
they are testing each others patience lolllll
Ei: Barbados and Morax, what are you doing together?
Venti and Zhong: Shhhhhh
Bro said "do you sell paimon here?"
The bar tender scene was another level.
0:05 don’t mind me, it’s just a time stamp for me.
The whole seven had me cackling
If it's a sitcom it'll be funnier especially with those laughter sound effects in the background plus audience applause 👏😅
"Do you sell (complex name of tea) here?" gives me the same vibes as "(is speaking spanish)"
venti: i-
zhongli: *I WILL HAVE OR-*
I laughed so hard i wanna say thank you
Im litterally laying at the ground writing this
Thank you
The tea name killed me 💀💀💀💀
My goodness their acting like an old married couple 😭
2 archons trying to not show there identity
Meanwhile Ei and Nahida having a dessert while listening to this sitcom through akasha terminal.
Try the Dodocomunnicator. The Akasha doesn't reach out of Sumeru.
Two old man arguing always make me smile
I waited for this interaction between them. Hopefully we get to see all the 4 archons released so far in game.
Alternative title: "Watch Xiao dying inside"
So Venti's entire visit was a game of chicken... and Zhongli lost...
Fun Fact: Zhongli and Venti meet before in Wakfu animated series
as Ruel ( Yugo's uncle figure ) and Yugo ( The Main Character of the series )
1:03 Those random words as the name of the tea, like cocogoat (and did I also hear "Paimon" there?) LMAO
Man we really want these two having separate event
They just.... Holding back from summoning a meteor and a black hole... By roasting each other
Venti doesn't summon a black hole, it's a vortex.
why are they giving old married couple vibes😭
Official achievement-meet the clowns of Teyvat
I can’t be the only one who found the whole diner quest akward ASF
Zhongli: GIVE ME YOUR MORACULOUS!!!
"do you sell everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract" sounded so good, almost like a real sentence he said before
head canon: Venti high tailed out of Liyue after that event cause Zhongli went after him with a meteor with venti's name on it.
And the award for Best Actor goes to:
the same thing with neuvillette💀
Lmao I love Zhongli and Venti's interactions, they're always so funny 😂
this event made me ship them even harder, sorry
SO TRUE
V: that's exactly what I wanted to say!
Z: I WILL HAVE O-
"pleasure to meet you, new friend"
Traveler: 🤨
I always laugh whenever they talk to eachother knowing full well they're insulting eachother in their mind 💀
It's great to see these two finally interacting
Perfecto, now waitin for raiden and nahida to join the wholesome interaction between archons
I dont want to imagine what would happen if ei was there😂😂☠️☠️
Zhongil while ordering for a drink “…….PIMON”
Osmanthus wine contract🔥
I can't stop laughing at how they're just staring into each other's soul.