Sleep Deprived RLCraft (pt. 1)
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2020
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Игры
Игры
“That’s a stick!”
“ *_That’s a dragon_* ”
wut?,PC:?
Time stamp: 2:55
;-; why you gotta copy man :(
Alexander Vuletich ya
Stick up the stick in the dragon
RLCraft in a nutshell: You don't meet the requirements to live
f
Exactly like real life
hello fellow railfan how are you
Lol, one of the death messages is “you did not meet the requirements to survive”
@@Gepper That pops up when you slam the door after a fight with ur mother
"theres even water to drink!"
*slowly dies of poison*
OH NO THeReS drugs in the water!
@@kmf8198 even better
@@JesseMarston pee
“take notes impressionable children watching me”
- boffy, a fourteen year old
He was 15 when making this he's now 16
He sounds 25
Well fourteen year old are impressionable but not as much as nine year olds
"Am I dying from hypothermia, hunger or thirst?" is my favorite gameshow
Hmmm Austin Texas ok
or a demon?
It really do be like that sometimes
I looked at this comment right when he said it
ding ding ding: all three because it’s RLcraft!
“Real life” craft:
*_has dragons and weird ass monsters_*
famed flowrr
Anyone can IMAGINE DRAGONS
sounds like my normal day tbh
AmberSpiralGalaxy lmao imagine not seeing dragons daily
famed flowrr I mean the physics are more realistic tho
George exactly :/
Boffy: “I’ve been playing Minecraft for 11 years”
Me: isn’t Boffy like 14 or 15 years old?
been playing since age 3
Bruh ikr
I thought he was 17
@@indikabandara7076 na he’s 15 I used the almighty google
bxisbz ah okay
that crushing feeling when he says "I want to go back to normal school" and the video is 5 months old
It's been a year since we have virtual school.
Let that sink in.
It didnt get better IT DIDNT GET BETTER
@@thedipermontshow no i will not let that sink in!
@@Fazbear_Theaters holy shit, it's been a whole dang year since I said that.
Time sure fly.
@@thedipermontshow It has now been two years. In this time, Pacific Salmon have hatched, lived their entire lifespan, and passed away.
Also I let the sink in and it's demanding I pay rent
I wonder how his parents reacted when they found out their son was making an adult level amount of money on the internet while still being in grade 9
I wonder how his parents reacted when they found out their grade nine child is probably a "middle aged man that smokes way too many cigarettes"
I wonder how his parents reacted when they found out he liked torturing cows.
They probably know about that lol
I wonder how the parents reacted when they found out their son is basically a psychopath
Tim W he is older than his parents
"Austin, TX."
"I'm gonna bleep that out because I just said where I live."
11:40
notice the cut after he said austin texas?
@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 Yeah, but that's just a different part of the sentence
I live like 40 minutes from austin lol
@@imperius5765
Bruh you just admitted you live in San Antonio, Texas.
@@NobodyHere96 actually im almost 3 hours from san antonio lol
Him filling in the silence with Tommy’s voice was really sad ngl
What happened between them?
@@makunu2179 nothing, hes just lonely
@@makunu2179 the first time he played RLcraft he played w/ Tommy, it’s a throwback to that lol
2019: Minecraft
2020: RLCraft
2020: RLCraft hardcore
2021 (hopefully): baby mode with creative mode
I’m so Confused 3:13 he cheated lololol
Ah I see, Minecraft is the normal earth and RLcraft is the coronavirus
So help me god what comes in 2021
Forge Labs: dies if he so much as breathes within 100 miles of a dragon
Boffy: casually steals treasure 20 feet away from a dragon
the dragon was sleeping but ok
xTak4shi if you've ever seen Forge Labs' videos (which you should watch if you haven't, same chaotic vibe as boffy but different) you know that he gets attacked by dragons pretty much no matter what he does lol. I don't think he's ever gotten so lucky as to come across a dragon when it was sleeping.
@@anxiousanalyst ok
one of these players is a sadist
You should check out Union's rl craft series
He’s played since he was 3 years old.
I realised that aswell
What a legend
King type stuff right there
Wasn’t Minecraft for 9+ years old?
@Monday Blues I mean COD is meant for adults but you’ve heard toddles yelling the hard r on it so
“yeah im gonna bleep that out because that’s where i live”
well-
Austin Texas!
Boffy: “haha I died because I broke my bed” Also Boffy: “I’m gonna break all of the beds in this village bc it worked really well for me last time.”
This is more realistic than those survival shows on TV
why do I keep seeing you
@@IllIlIl. you guys have similar taste!
Wtf why Am I constantly seeing your comments
Honesty
I keep seeing you too, but I like your taste in shows
"It's online school, it's not real school"
*sobs in K12*
My favourite number in the alphabet is orange btw
I used to go to K12 (aka cava) I hope it’s treating you well. It was terrible for the 6 years I was there 😂
@@ky024 Besides some technical problems it has been going pretty well for me. I've been with them for over a year now. Thanks!
11:28 _"Oh,Boffy! you silly bean!"_
lmao-
Boffy: *exists*
RUclips: *yes*
“Stealing from others is the only way to succeed”
Yes
Politicians be like
Technically he’s right. Gotta steal a piece of the market in order to succeed. Same with Politics as well, pointed out by the commenter above. It’s all a race.
Sounds like a quote Donald Trump would say
donald trump be like
Those boys be like they have never stealing something.
I know he's not old but, god dammit, his voice always get me.
How old is he?
I looked it up and it said 15 but idk I don't want to believe that
Ebrar hes 14/15
@@ashistired6456 it took me a while to process that information :v
@@stuckonthepuzzle 14
13:13 “your game mode has been updated to creative”
*that’s just sad*
Me about to be a sophomore watching Boffy achieve more than I ever will: 👁👄👁
I'm about to be a junior in high school
I'm a freshman in college studying Cybersecurity, and the stuff that Boffy's been able to accomplish before he can even work at McDonald's is fucking insane.
Upperclassmen in the building
He is a fucking minecraft youtuber..stop putting people on pedestals.. all humans are equal..
@@AbhayKumar-cm2kh equal in what sense v:
Boffy: *passes at least three crafting tables*
Boffy: *finds another one* oOoH tHeRe’S a cRaFtiNg tAbLe hErE
yup. I was yelling at him when he passed the others XD
Especially since he didn't need to find one to begin with, you can craft the hatchet with the 2x2 crafting ui
"I'm gonna beep that out cuz that's where I live"
Also Boffy: doesn't beep it
Me: Liar
What did he say it was?
There was a cut between those two scenes during which he probably said where he lived
Lesbian Riley Ruckus Austin Texas
Siena Kitten he said Austin texas
@@mckennac2721 oh
"i dont want to meet that dragon"
*proceeds to loot dragon's nest*
When he said "I'm gonna go inside and have a nice cup a tea." It kinda reminded me of something Salad Fingers would say.
Same
11:44 "I'm gonna bleep that out because I just said where I live"
*Doesn't bleep*
Cue coffin dance
IKR lol
I live on corpus its nice to live in the same state as a legend
Houstonian here :3
I think he maybe edited this with a fever (according to his Twitter).
“I wanna go back to real school.” I can’t disagree with that
Rawley Mider I cant agree with that
I can
I agree
i 𝘤𝘢𝘯
Online school is [Beep]
7:38 “what is that?”
Lord Voldemort
Yeah the thing was straight up speaking Parseltounge
0:24 WTF!?!?!? I WAS EATING A COOKIE AT THAT MOMENT, LOOK AT THE SPLASH TEXT!
love how in his “free house” there were like 6 different crafting tables and only saw one
@Yellow Ant shameless fucking self promo
@Yellow Ant too bad your content is bad too
Letteraly passes ten then sees one
Ooh a crafting table yeah we're moving in here
@Cap *bruh*
@Cap 👏 Well done
“I’m gonna make it a series”
Yess. We’ve got a maximum of 2 more episodes!
yay
Yay
The mans going crazy talking to his friend by himself
I like how no one even talks about the 2 only mobs he really got close with (nymph and aegis) are 2 of the 3 mobs that helps you and probs they will be the only way that he can not die in a situation
Nymph heals, Aegis protects, and the nonmentioned Wisp gives night vision by the way.
That’s really good advice, but how is anyone supposed to figure that out
@@cyeayttheratking9501 He even came near to the nymph and he got regen
He could not have known that aegis' would protect him but he could understand that they were friendly.
And he didn't see a Wisp so yeah.
what about dragons?
@@kiizos536 You can cheese a sleeping dragon with the summoning staff and get dragon armor early but you are not gonna be able to wear it so yeah.
@?????? Yep that cheese was so good tho
“I just revealed I live in Austin, Texas. I should probably edit that out”
this isnt the sleep deprived podcast
I also thought it would be them
"I have school tomorrow"
sir, you sound like you need to go to work
Boffy: *casually torturing cows and talking about Minecraft*
Everyone: nice
we love to see it
@@hahahhajah yes
609 likes
nice
The fact that he’s a Texan makes so much sense, his half-sarcastic comments remind me of some people I know.
I mean he went to my school... Texas stereotypes are pretty much bullshit except for half our population. what do you mean by half-sarcasm reminds you of Texas? That's just been his personality since like he was 8.
Cole's Top 10s I was born and raised in Texas, and I know a lot of people who have similar personalities/attitudes because of their life experience.
@@thedec0ded1 k so? YOU know them then the fact that hes from texas is unrelated yet you said it makes so much sense
I’m not from Texas and literally half of what I say is sarcastic -.-
@@colestop10s79 what you just said makes little to no sense honestly.
8:54
"theres a furnace just chilling here!"
Ayyyyy
I get it because its in the snow biome so its "chilling"
you sneaky little punner
9:03 "I learned from last time that you don't wanna mess with the fairy demon monsters" Quote of the year
*clicks video*
*see cows struggling for their lives*
*continues watching*
I subbed to u. I like 500 days of moded minecraft
SOCKKKKSS
Socksfor1 hi I’ve been a fan since the buy everything in the item shop vid
Hello
omg socks you watch boffy!
RLCraft: meant to be harder but also more realistic
Also RLCraft: *dragons and dinosaurs*
And angry tree spirits.
But dinos existed
real life is hard, and so is real life craft. it’s not about the supernatural beings that will kill you, it’s about the unreal struggle that is just like working 10 hours a day at a minimum wage job.
yes very realistic my dude
yes. this is fine...
Boffy: "Am I dying from Thirst, hunger or hypothermia?"
RLCraft: Yes
Boffy when bad stuffs happen: "Well that's normal"
Boffy when good stuff happen: *confused noises?*
“Minecraft is to easy”
Me, being bad at everything: *Relatable*
Self hate is so fun right friends? Oh right I dont have any friends.
Too*
How the hell do you have 6k subs
10K subscribers without videos challenge LMFAOOO SAME 💀
Falcony yea right oh wait me neither
Here are some tips to help u get started.
those pink demon fairies don’t attack unless u hit them and give u regen.
u need to break leaves to get sticks, then make a flint knife, which u can then use to break grass and get plant fiber. One u have three plant fiber, u can combine those three in an L shape to make plant string. You can then make a flint hatchet, which u can use to cut down trees. Then, take the wood that you got from the trees and place it down. Take out ur hatchet and right click on the top of each block of wood. This will give u planks. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE A CRAFTING TABLE TO MAKE PLANT STRING. use ur default survival inventory crafting thing.
if u combine plant string or normal string with sticks, u can get a handle. Use this to make a better weapon than a normal wooden sword. Use a saber earlier on, but when u get to the level in which u can enchant things, go for a rapier because the damage on it multiplies better.
make a crude wooden shield, this will help u block arrows and prevent u from getting insta-killed by skeletons. For this to work, u have to look at a slightly tilted upwards angle, so the shield blocks ur head without exposing ur body.
Some meats when cooked can give u special effects. Try killing different passive animals such as Yales and arisuars and cook their meat. I recommend cooked make meat and yeti meat, they’re both easy to get. Cooked maka meat gives u absorption 3 for 20 seconds and yeti meat gives u resistance 3 for 30 seconds (I think) (a maka is that “small dinosaur” that u saw at the village)
if u see dragon skeletons lying around, walk up to them with nothing in ur hand and right click on them. This will give u dragon bones, which u can use later to make the most powerful weapons in the game.
if ur running away from a mob that isn’t ranged, can jump, or fly, swim across some water. The mobs are slow when in the water and u can keep on hitting them until they die from a safe distance at the shore.
Here are passive mobs u don’t have to worry about
Pink demon fairies
Small dinosaur thingy
Tree dinosaur
Yales(weird snow biome thingies that look mildly disturbing)
Those flying things in villages that have shields (they only attack if you hit a villager, then the shields will become blades and those blades will spin very fast and they will come for you and you will die.
If u kill to many passive mobs, a reaper will spawn.
Occasionally if you go to sleep a reaper will spawn (like in the mine)
If you break to much grass a massive plant chomper thing will spawn.
Fire spawns demon things.
Water spawns really annoying demon things.
Explosions spawn super annoying demon things that are creepers but flying and can explode multiple times.
Under some building there are armor. In villages, if a block looks like there's something shoved through it, break it. There's an armor stand under it. (Probably.)
Also there are these things called events, that will spawn a bunch of themed mobs. These are impossible to survive unless you're really advanced ingame so just dig a hole in the ground and hide. (You will know when an event spawns, there will be a massive titlecard in front of ur screen. If the event eruption spawns, immediately go to your chest, take all of your valuables, and run as far away as possible. )
Guys like this so Boffy can see
I didn't know I had to take notes on a comment
Esias 57 lol
I A Khan I love chosenarchitect but his English and general stupidness makes me cringe so much
?????? Lol I thought reapers only spawned from passive mobs idk I’ve never had a reaper spawn from a hostile mob
Big rip
“You don’t wanna mess with the fairy demon monsters, they will eat you.”
-Boffy, 2020
13:04
Boffy: - Sees Fairy outside -
Also Boffy: *Yeah, No.*
Oh, you uploaded something.
*See you soon in 4 Months*
Lol ye
True tho
mean do not judge boffy he is still in school
True, but sad
he promised he will upload in a week. *"PROMISED"*
Boffy: *Says he’ll release a video in a week*
Boffy: *Doesn’t*
Me: Yeah that’s just about what I expected.
idk maybe give it some time?
It’s nearly two weeks hahaha
It's up now btw
Anirban Pramanick we all know-
@@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 just a reminder
This is great. Your content is the type of hidden gem that I'm always looking for on RUclips.
“Am I dying from hypothermia, hunger or thirst”
He's fifteen and he sounds like an adult, has adult humor and there's me. A high school student with the voice of a chipmunk.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH*
It’s called being mature?
Shance4 I think they know 🥴
I'm 17 and I sound like a 8 year old 😐
@@chchchchvhvhhcgrwfjolnv3288 no..its called puberty
Everyone: Boffy what's your upload schedule?
Boffy: Whats that?
@Reoz yeah i agree
i mean he's also a kid
600th like!!!
Sarcastic Freak do you love it? Or are you just being sarcastic?
666 likes
This is cool. I’d love a playlist of this.
Boffy: stealing from others is the only way to succeed
Very Inspirational
"I really dont wanna die right now"
*ambles right into a cave where* ahem *the mobs are.*
13:13 “Your game mode has been updated to _Creative Mode”_
i mean it’s just a tp
@@the4thdoor906 true
he did some mining off camera
Boffy: "Wow free armour"
RLcraft: your not skilled enough to wear this
just found out i live in the same city as him 😍
@@acdivine222 WOW
Nobody cares
I actually love series uploads. U make it seem like they’re worse but I love them
*tries to put on armour*
RL Craft: I don't think you have the facilities for that big man
0:55 “But it’s okay, cuz thats good entertainment.”
You genuinely sounded devastated while masking it with fake happiness
Thats commitment right there. Bravo!
"Oh! Thats a stick"
[ R O A R ]
"Thats a dragon"
"Its a challenge, we like challenges"
That made me feel better about 2020..and the future..Thank you
Boffy: *Posts*
Also Boffy: -"I'll be back"-
Boffy, 3 month later: "Hey guys, I'm back"
So fun fact, you're still on version 2.6.2 I noticed from 6 or so months ago which is a very broken version of RLCraft, using the buggy version of Ice and Fire, hence the dragon at 3:50 was just hopelessly stuck in the trees trying to fly when it should be able to plow right through them (there are many more issues than just this). RLCraft is on version 2.8.2 now which just recently released, and if you'd like, I have an experimental hardcore config pack for it if you'd like extra pain =)
Hey shivax I have a idea to make rl craft even more of a living hell. When you take any damage you are temporarily stunned (if you take a good punch to the gut you gonna be still for a while)
and a will power guage
(if you are repeatedly beaten to a fucking pulse you'll eventually lose the will to fight back)
And my favorite to watch people burn in hell fear guage. The closer you are to big animals the more you get fucking terrified. What you want to do while they are scared is up to you but I recommend a chance for you to stutter when you swing your sword ( I mean.. giant. Fucking. Dragon. I would piss my self even if i knew i could one shot it)
But if you dont feel like coding stuff like that then drinking dirty water should have a random chance of poisoning you
@Tatchai Supitak nigga fish
the god himself
@Tatchai Supitak It doesn't even make sense for someone to say this here.
@@sergiubleoca9917 that’s the point
The addition of scrabs (the things in the thumbnail) is the biggest wave of nostalgia I could ever get, from one of my favorite games as a child (oddworld)
Watching old vids and eating dry cereal, that's the vibe
I haven't heard your voice in so long that I completely forgot how absurdly deep it is
"Have been playing it for nearly eleven years now"
*I didn't know you could play MC in the cradle...*
Watching it now its... its... difrent...
It feels so...strange...Boffy is...gone
Yea… gone just gone…
The randomly spawned houses are literally so nicely they’re probably better than most people’s survival houses
This is so enjoyable to watch
"I need to upload this or I'll get killed"
He's not wrong. Twitter is always on him for not uploading.
(That shit's funny tho 10/10)
"Imma bleep that out cuz I said where I live"
I guess you aren't
His reaction to the diamond warms my heart
The calm, monotone-sarcasm mix is really doing it for me.
I’m only 6 minutes in, so I don’t know if this was figured out, but knife+grass=plant fiber. 3fiber=string. Stick+flint shard+string=hatchet. Hatchet=cut down trees and make planks.
Edit: if Boffy sees this and would like some tips, I’m really far into RLCraft myself.. :3
Rlcraft is easy if you know how to play it. Just like dying in minecraft is impossible if you know how to aim and left click.
@@theeurasian7683 but that's the case with every game, if you know what to do well every game becomes easy, but tbh there's nothing you can do about spawning in the middle of the ocean or near an angry dragon
I’m pretty sure that you can also eat raw food immediately after you got it without being poisoned because in real life you can safely eat unprepared meat as long as it’s clean and isn’t starting to decompose.
is 'chunk-relative' the coordinates?
@@GlaneM3 Yeah i agree actually. Not vanilla minecraft though lmao
0:00 i paused without hearing a thing and all i see are cows on *ahem* ropes
I love RLCraft, its actually really fun once you play for maybe a couple days worth of it. my friends and I are doing a series and its a ton of fun learning about the mods and stuff in this modpack lol
Please god post more of these it’s hilarious
"A sort of problem I have is Minecraft is too easy."
Kids that play Minecraft with 7 fps: *Am I a joke to you?*
Ahh this meme is so dead
Me plays hardcore with lag thats so bad i can complete parkour with 1 tap of the w and space key
Wow didnt have to come for my shitty pc like that
I remember playing with 2 fps when I had a surface.
You guys are gettin fps?
We love someone who forgets to bleep out where they lived. (11:40)
Or he decided to keep it
Ima go look for him now
Do you live there or something
@@smellypeanut9566 no im just worried that someone who does live there will go on a hunt for him 😐 probably not but he said he was gonna bleep it out so im assuming he viewed that as private information and i don't want him feeling uncomfortable:)
I was kinda saying that as a joke, I actually live there 😅 but there’s no way I’d ever look for him
You're the reason I'm playing through RLCraft right now.
theres no way he was 14 when he made this bro 💀
Plot twist: he is always sleep deprived. That's why his voice is so deep
This is epic
Boffy: I'll get wood first
RL Craft: *No, you must first get sticks, then get flint, make a knife and so on, also you need to expand your skill tree to do things :)*
Nobody:
Boffy at 3:00 am: CoUnTrY rOaDs
"Out of video ideas"
YOU HAVE A HARDCORE SERIES
Ahh yes, 5 seconds in and already hanging and poking cows with sticks.
Boffy I love this series it’s lit!!! 🧐
“I have been playing Minecraft for 11 years.”
3 year old boffy has made his way to 14 years old while playing Minecraft.
13:13
you can see in chat he /killed himself, turned on creative mode, teleported somewhere, and then changed back into survival
hmm
smart bread
Him testing the random spawn? Cut out footage?
bred boi it’s probably because he kept spawning in like death biomes with nothing there
He did it all the time.
Testing out random spawn?
"It makes minecraft 100 times harder"
Me: but there's 113 mods......
13 mods are only little stuffs like the foot prints etc xD
what is the reasoning behind this comment...
@@JHKing42 Every mod adds something hard and fucked up
like dragons.
Finally a youtuber that likes learning
Your videos are really awesome I love it 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️
Yeah, I wouldn't mind this as a series. Just don't go insane while playing it.
Add sideways mod then he will go insane
As if he isn’t already
Your asking to much of him
@@dingus2924 I think hes already insane...
Insane? Have you watched Boffy 😆