Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo at a Fortune Cookie Factory

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2017
  • Brooklyn is home to many great cooks and chefs and bakers and artisans of all types and is also home to the world's biggest maker of fortune cookies, a company called Wonton Food. Jimmy happens to love a good fortune cookie, so he took Guillermo on a field trip to learn how they put those fortunes in cookies and to maybe write a few of their own. #KimmelinBrooklyn
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  • @ericmcquisten
    @ericmcquisten 4 года назад +1640

    Guillermo: "Fortune Cookie is like a Wife.... you might get a good one, or you might not" (very true)

    • @soniarican6275
      @soniarican6275 4 года назад +9

      Haha so true 😂💀

    • @jsngallery
      @jsngallery 4 года назад +10

      so true, they are fun to eat, but way too wordy. 😁

    • @reycesarcarino4653
      @reycesarcarino4653 3 года назад +13

      They should put that on a Fortune Cookie

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hamzamustafa215
      @hamzamustafa215 3 года назад

      Am your 660 like am holy if you get a 666 run and leave your house and never go back

  • @Kurtoss
    @Kurtoss 6 лет назад +7709

    who else loves Guillermo?

    • @noah321
      @noah321 6 лет назад +66

      Kurtoss Who doesnt?

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 лет назад +55

      0:36 You mean Glare-mo?

    • @julianc3701
      @julianc3701 6 лет назад +11

      Hahah, that was great. At least it was definitive proof us Asians really can pronounce L's.

    • @zulus548
      @zulus548 6 лет назад +8

      You mean who else loved giullermo 6:32

    • @ismaellagunas5020
      @ismaellagunas5020 6 лет назад +3

      Kurtoss me

  • @anthonyp.4030
    @anthonyp.4030 6 лет назад +5411

    I'm a simple man
    I see Guillermo
    I click

  • @ivet2912
    @ivet2912 5 лет назад +1614

    “Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 😂😂😭☠️

    • @lunanarda
      @lunanarda 4 года назад +5

      I died bro

    • @GarryG
      @GarryG 4 года назад +5

      HahHahahshah...I'm still laughing

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 3 года назад +1

      🤔🤔

    • @johnherrera01
      @johnherrera01 3 года назад +4

      Don't forget......."Mexican Food is better than Chinese Food." XD

    • @datche2425
      @datche2425 3 года назад +1

      @@johnherrera01 Chinese food is way better

  • @angelaaguirreguillen1085
    @angelaaguirreguillen1085 5 лет назад +622

    Guillermo. " you are about to eat a cookie " 😂😂I'm dead

  • @stephshome7049
    @stephshome7049 4 года назад +565

    The bus scared the crap out of me 🤦

  • @kareenakang706
    @kareenakang706 6 лет назад +1236

    Guillermo needs a RUclips channel like if you agree

  • @BeautifulAuthentic
    @BeautifulAuthentic 6 лет назад +2231

    My fortune cookie:
    Humans can't see air
    Can fish see water

  • @romatotski4785
    @romatotski4785 6 лет назад +720

    Give Guillermo a raise😂💸

    • @mskm3113
      @mskm3113 6 лет назад +6

      Roma Totski his net worth is already $2M u moron

    • @Rojo731
      @Rojo731 5 лет назад +7

      I adore him!

    • @marikitomictin7461
      @marikitomictin7461 4 года назад +2

      raise😂💸

    • @Xarosy
      @Xarosy 4 года назад +3

      He already makes 500k a year

    • @dhdhsusggdjbsh
      @dhdhsusggdjbsh 4 года назад +5

      MS KM What was the point of calling him a moron? Lmao

  • @themusicroom3141
    @themusicroom3141 6 лет назад +168

    I got a fortune cookie once that said "Keep your friends close and your dumplings closer."
    I still live by those words.

  • @georgeespinoza6710
    @georgeespinoza6710 6 лет назад +1093

    Guillermo looks like my lunch lady lmao...wait or does she look like him 😮😂💀

    • @oswaldocontreras1507
      @oswaldocontreras1507 6 лет назад +42

      But does your lunch lady carry tequila in her back pocket tho? That's how you can tell if Guillermo is your lunch lady

    • @calumgibson7724
      @calumgibson7724 6 лет назад +2

      rayan attar it was a joke chill

    • @damiengarbutt7229
      @damiengarbutt7229 5 лет назад +1

      1🤣😭💀

    • @vova8042
      @vova8042 4 года назад +1

      Your lunch lady has a moustache?

  • @aarond7245
    @aarond7245 6 лет назад +939

    DAMNIT I JUMPED WHEN THE BUS DROPPED, IM SUCH A PUSSY

  • @unknown12805
    @unknown12805 6 лет назад +804

    Guillermo should create fortune mazapanes!

  • @Kngdrah
    @Kngdrah 6 лет назад +2361

    Well that escalated quickly

    • @ConvectionOven
      @ConvectionOven 6 лет назад +24

      couldve saved that one for the "Guillermo Climbs the Empire State Building" video

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад +17

      +Justin
      I read your comment before I saw the video and was prepared for the bus. Then it fell. Jesus Christ, I almost peed myself. I literally jumped and gasped, that was scary xD Maybe it's because it's the middle of the night, but damnit.

    • @atlaimanriquez5901
      @atlaimanriquez5901 6 лет назад +1

      justin lorenzo iiI

    • @sci_fress3736
      @sci_fress3736 6 лет назад +2

      justin lorenzo Iam the 1k Liked Comment !.

    • @GiGi-of8pt
      @GiGi-of8pt 4 года назад

      Widdekuu91 lmao same

  • @chinweizuoham83
    @chinweizuoham83 6 лет назад +454

    Anyone else want one of Jimmy and Guillermo's fortunes?

  • @fvtii284
    @fvtii284 4 года назад +15

    “Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maskedluna5410
    @maskedluna5410 6 лет назад +46

    "Pay your bill and go home."
    "A fortune cookie is like a wife. You might get a good one or you might not."
    -Guillermo and Jimmy

  • @lukeblundell4129
    @lukeblundell4129 6 лет назад +133

    Guillermo is the only reason I watch JK

  • @gear5soul
    @gear5soul 4 года назад +15

    When jimmy said “it’s not as magical as I thought it would be” I felt that

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 6 лет назад +70

    0:35 I'm sorry, but it's fuckin hilarious how he pronounces Guillermo's name! Glare-mo

    • @martinc3597
      @martinc3597 6 лет назад

      jeaniebird. I see what you mean know that I went back... p.s. the blue numbers didn't work on my phone for some reaon... not saying that you can do anything about it but, just wanted to let you know... A+ FOR Effort thou!!!!👍👌✌✌

  • @estellekendall7616
    @estellekendall7616 4 года назад +16

    Guillermo is the cutest thing ever 🤣💜

  • @lanapurdy7376
    @lanapurdy7376 6 лет назад +93

    i dream to open a fortune cookie and see a fortune written by Guillermo ahahha

  • @bronny1206
    @bronny1206 4 года назад +27

    “You are about to eat a cookie.” Laughed so hard on that

  • @errorerror3133
    @errorerror3133 6 лет назад +636

    James Wong is a legend

    • @erikborgia3139
      @erikborgia3139 6 лет назад +20

      Roland Bat you're not Wong

    • @errorerror3133
      @errorerror3133 6 лет назад +12

      Erik Borgia hehe good wong

    • @shark.e
      @shark.e 6 лет назад +2

      lol how people allways think about something LOL first like YOU ARE NOT WONG ( WRONG) then hehe good wong ( one ) lol i wouldnt even think of any of this xd

    • @timidsore7933
      @timidsore7933 6 лет назад +1

      Jahn Berrios true 😂😂

    • @shark.e
      @shark.e 6 лет назад

      I dont have that part of my brain working 4 real

  • @elahejon6590
    @elahejon6590 6 лет назад +1876

    Mexican food is better than Chinese food...lmao😄

    • @TengoUnaGata
      @TengoUnaGata 6 лет назад +26

      Eli Jon true

    • @jorgegaytan3012
      @jorgegaytan3012 6 лет назад +22

      Eli Jon true..chinese..gives a lot of stomach.ache

    • @qwertyisaboss
      @qwertyisaboss 6 лет назад +16

      I feel they're pretty close ngl

    • @hxi7141
      @hxi7141 6 лет назад +65

      That’s bullshit, do you even know what’s real Chinese food is like? Panda Express in your opinion?

    • @jdmricky4610
      @jdmricky4610 6 лет назад

      Huang Xiaolu no, HUANG XIAOLU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bronny1206
    @bronny1206 4 года назад +18

    Guillermo always have a bottle of Tequila. Anywhere. Always.

  • @Marie-jz1qw
    @Marie-jz1qw 6 лет назад +117

    "Fortune cookies are like wives" I lost it

  • @adamb9199
    @adamb9199 6 лет назад +21

    Guillermo disappears!
    1:37 keep on watching 😂😂

  • @notfanta1844
    @notfanta1844 4 года назад +84

    "Mexican food is better than chinese food"
    Then Judges turned out to be chinese lmfao

  • @ilovetaylor_swift13
    @ilovetaylor_swift13 3 года назад +3

    when the "bus" hit Guillermo i choked on my pickle lmao

  • @BeautifulAuthentic
    @BeautifulAuthentic 6 лет назад +65

    When you say these get baked
    You mean these people are high
    Exactly what I was thinking jimmy😂😂

  • @aralizmartinez8682
    @aralizmartinez8682 6 лет назад +29

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that Guillermo pulled tequila out of his ass?

    • @tracyg9721
      @tracyg9721 5 лет назад

      Araliz Martinez nobody minds 😁😂

  • @AmelieMews
    @AmelieMews 6 лет назад +60

    *When all your friends get their fortune in their fortune cookie, except you* :(

  • @averysax
    @averysax 6 лет назад +61

    What about one that says "Help! I'm locked in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory!"

    • @nissaforyou
      @nissaforyou 4 года назад +1

      I am sure we will find it in the next new Iphone box

    • @irock2403
      @irock2403 3 года назад

      @@nissaforyou 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RozMystica01
    @RozMystica01 6 лет назад +136

    Since this will be lost in the comments, I thought I might as well say this
    *THAT IS MY UNCLE!!!*
    (AND MY DAD IS IN THIS AS WELL)

    • @velocitygt
      @velocitygt 6 лет назад +20

      hahaha.... I found you!!!

    • @preetirawale
      @preetirawale 6 лет назад +4

      Me to👨‍👦😲

    • @julioreyes9314
      @julioreyes9314 6 лет назад +2

      No because his kids ethan nathan and maria are who i nany sit

    • @dylanwheatleu5046
      @dylanwheatleu5046 6 лет назад +3

      RozMystica01 for real or are u lieing

    • @Colin_Yote
      @Colin_Yote 6 лет назад

      RozMystica01 m

  • @uniquev4734
    @uniquev4734 6 лет назад +6

    When the buss got them it scared the crap out of me😂😂

  • @AmelieMews
    @AmelieMews 6 лет назад +33

    *6:29** It reminded me of Regina George in Mean Girls*

  • @blessingpamei2054
    @blessingpamei2054 5 лет назад +4

    You are about to hit by bus .Dash I laughed out loud .All my family turn their face on me .Lmao

  • @iiTsDealy
    @iiTsDealy 6 лет назад +410

    Where's Shark Tank??

    • @iiTsDealy
      @iiTsDealy 6 лет назад

      L.I.T Music lol

    • @brookebaker628
      @brookebaker628 6 лет назад +4

      Barbara says you are a fortune cookie and for that reason I’m out

    • @martinc3597
      @martinc3597 6 лет назад

      J Law LMAO... I don't totally 100% get the reference but, I think I know what you meant. 😂😂

  • @mohogotze
    @mohogotze 4 года назад +2

    I love these two guys. The sketches are memorable when they are together.

  • @rad-w.dooped9601
    @rad-w.dooped9601 6 лет назад +37

    Once I got a fortune cookie that said order takeout you'll be hungry later

    • @LiezlRuiz0
      @LiezlRuiz0 6 лет назад +1

      Nice way for them to say throw some money again to our shop.

  • @nathanbrutal4183
    @nathanbrutal4183 6 лет назад +7

    That was beautiful!! I loved Guillermo's fortunes XD

  • @mackenzielewis9618
    @mackenzielewis9618 6 лет назад +4

    Jiimy's and Guillermo's friendship is like goals🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Drew_3000
    @Drew_3000 6 лет назад +12

    "How many orange chickens have to die before you people are happy?" LMAO

  • @crazycrazashhley2004
    @crazycrazashhley2004 6 лет назад +6

    3:27 Fortune Cookies are like wives. You might get a good one and you might not XDDDD

  • @crazycrazashhley2004
    @crazycrazashhley2004 6 лет назад +4

    2:12 This is where people's fate are decided, in a cubicle!?
    It's actually quite poetic if you think about life!

  • @a2mark57
    @a2mark57 3 года назад

    "You about to get hit by the bus." BAM!!! OMG, LMFAO!!!

  • @sarathchandran2815
    @sarathchandran2815 4 года назад +1

    The bus in the end got me laughing for so long

  • @mosescarranza7748
    @mosescarranza7748 5 лет назад +3

    6:30 i had my earphones on and when the bus poped out i got scared lmao

  • @jptnepz
    @jptnepz 6 лет назад +31

    U dunno why, but manny from modern family sort of looks like like Guillermo😂

  • @evietheophanous165
    @evietheophanous165 3 года назад +1

    Although I knew it was coming, I still jumped when the bus came😂

  • @gabrielcoronado6395
    @gabrielcoronado6395 5 лет назад +2

    ¡Genial, Guillermo! Y genial, Jimmy por apreciarlo tanto. Saludos desde México.

  • @acedirt2346
    @acedirt2346 6 лет назад +47

    Write the funniest fortunes you've got in the past,
    "if your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no"

    • @deeptacos1138
      @deeptacos1138 6 лет назад +5

      "Confucius say-big explosion in underpants later"

    • @bricksstudsandmore8394
      @bricksstudsandmore8394 6 лет назад +3

      I had one that said "Don't forget the leftovers, that's tomorrow's lunch" or something along the lines of that, it was about 2 years ago. Didn't make sense since it was a school lunch, guess that was a bag meant for a restaurant

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto 6 лет назад +6

      I had one that said "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune"
      LOL!! I keep it on my bulletin board.

    • @marcoosh2403
      @marcoosh2403 6 лет назад

      MadriFilmArt
      Mine had no fortune

    • @LilClap
      @LilClap 6 лет назад +1

      acedirt234 “Next time order the shrimp”

  • @astrangersthings3429
    @astrangersthings3429 6 лет назад +16

    Well, I was expecting a bus from sideways ..

  • @Ball00nzz
    @Ball00nzz 6 лет назад +1

    Guillermo has the best job ever lmao lucky bastard

  • @_Crazy69
    @_Crazy69 4 года назад +2

    My favorite fortune was dont ask what the cookie can do for you, ask what you can do for the cookie

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz 6 лет назад +42

    Kimmel: "The plight of the American worker"
    Asian dude: *laughs in Southeast Asian*

    • @ibenb.4767
      @ibenb.4767 6 лет назад

      His first name is Jimmy

  • @distinctpersonality2121
    @distinctpersonality2121 5 лет назад +3

    Omg did the bus scare anyone else lol

  • @dinkypoo92mkm
    @dinkypoo92mkm 2 года назад +1

    When Guillermo read that last fortune I jumped when the bus fell 😂

  • @PipistrellaVideo
    @PipistrellaVideo 3 года назад +2

    Guillermo is one of the best things to happen to humanity

  • @izuwu4843
    @izuwu4843 5 лет назад +3

    Fortunes:
    WHEN YOU SEE A GREEN PIG MAKE SURE TO TURN LEFT!
    WHEN JUMPING OVER A BRIDGE NEVER FALL!
    HAHAHAHA!
    IM DYING!
    THIS IS SO FUN!

  • @JSSTyger
    @JSSTyger 6 лет назад +4

    Whatever the fortune cookie says, add "...while you were in bed." My college professor told me that when we were on a field trip and ate at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune read "You are on the verge of something big" lol. I never heard the end of it.

  • @crazycrazashhley2004
    @crazycrazashhley2004 6 лет назад +2

    2:37 I said money is not everything but you can buy alot of fancy things XD Oml i love gil

  • @fatimamaach2918
    @fatimamaach2918 6 лет назад +1

    Well the ending scared the hell out of me.. made me jump 😂

  • @goldenluck2401
    @goldenluck2401 6 лет назад +11

    The bus legit scared me
    Even tough I knew it was coming

  • @AmelieMews
    @AmelieMews 6 лет назад +32

    *That sad moment when you don´t get a fortune... on a fortune cookie... No? Just me?*

  • @jeanettesmith765
    @jeanettesmith765 3 года назад +1

    Guillermo is hilarious. I love him!

  • @bianeylanda6063
    @bianeylanda6063 6 лет назад +1

    I literally jumped at the end 😂😂 omg

  • @kevlarvesty1195
    @kevlarvesty1195 6 лет назад +151

    I'm from Scotland and we get fortune cookies with our Chinese never knew anybody ate them though , we usually read the message and bin the cookie

    • @pichiwilla
      @pichiwilla 6 лет назад +34

      Kevin Gilmour I think the tradition is you're supposed to eat the cookie before you read that fortune

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 6 лет назад +64

      Nice waste of food!

    • @mackenziebolton4780
      @mackenziebolton4780 6 лет назад +23

      I love the cookie though!

    • @kevlarvesty1195
      @kevlarvesty1195 6 лет назад +3

      Vanessa H. 😂😂😂 I know right? I could solve world hunger with a fortune cookie. Get a grip lol

    • @kevlarvesty1195
      @kevlarvesty1195 6 лет назад +2

      Tania Sierra I see I never knew that. I have tried them before and they don't taste very good

  • @fijislayin7350
    @fijislayin7350 4 года назад +5

    Dude he should have made a cookie with the fortune saying you’re adopted kid then give it to his aunt

  • @yalikejazzzz
    @yalikejazzzz 6 лет назад

    Jimmy and Guillermo are the most dynamic duo I've ever seen

  • @gabemartin1686
    @gabemartin1686 4 года назад +1

    AnyBody Else ❤️ Guillermo

  • @darial4328
    @darial4328 6 лет назад +5

    You are destined to work in a cubicle forever.

    • @aohige
      @aohige 6 лет назад

      I moved from my decade long career as retail floor management to a lonely cubicle work five years ago.
      Best decision in my life.

    • @darial4328
      @darial4328 6 лет назад

      aohige Good for you.

  • @sarahparkinson1450
    @sarahparkinson1450 3 года назад +3

    Guillermo is like Ellen's Andy/kaylon. But looks like Guillermo is treated nicer

  • @nissaforyou
    @nissaforyou 4 года назад

    I JUMPED when the bus hit them. OMG hahahah

  • @boxv6984
    @boxv6984 4 года назад +2

    2:58 Guillermo is not lying

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +4

    So, lately I have been giving Jimmy props for his almost involuntary drift into political satire. But he still has a way to go to match Conan in the remote arena. But then, Conan is unmatched by anyone, past or present, when it comes to remotes.

  • @rohanbansal9175
    @rohanbansal9175 6 лет назад +312

    As good as Jimmy's was, nothing compares to Conan's remotes. #TeamCoco

    • @SubtleVibess
      @SubtleVibess 6 лет назад +1

      rohan bansal AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @sihyuanwu5492
      @sihyuanwu5492 6 лет назад +21

      rohan bansal can't complain tho. Might not be as entertaining as Conan but at least it's funny. Unlike Fallon or Corden

    • @fakhruz3105
      @fakhruz3105 6 лет назад +4

      #TeamCOCO

    • @liamcoughlan9775
      @liamcoughlan9775 6 лет назад +1

      Hugh Mungus what about John Oliver?

    • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
      @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 5 лет назад

      You're allowed to like more than one.

  • @Pa7NaSS
    @Pa7NaSS 5 лет назад

    this was HILARIOUS. i laughed out loud. i wish they read the first fortune cookies also SO GOOD. Guillermo is king

  • @kimmyb5558
    @kimmyb5558 2 года назад +1

    yooooo... that bus flying down, shook me!😱

  • @pameladeav7958
    @pameladeav7958 5 лет назад +3

    MEXICAN FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD!! GO GUILLERMO! 😂👏💙

  • @kennypowers9288
    @kennypowers9288 6 лет назад +13

    when the Guillermo is funnier than the host of the show.

  • @rebeccamagallanes8752
    @rebeccamagallanes8752 4 года назад +2

    Thank you, Jimmy for making us laugh all the time - you’re the best,

  • @Uchawibeatz
    @Uchawibeatz 6 лет назад +1

    "Fortune cookie's like a wife. You can might a good one or you might not" Lmao :)

  • @michellepower1138
    @michellepower1138 6 лет назад +4

    quick fact fortune cookies were invented in the US!

  • @denizata93
    @denizata93 6 лет назад +5

    cant go wrong with guillermo

  • @PlexbyRockwellAutomation
    @PlexbyRockwellAutomation 6 лет назад +2

    Way to go, Wonton Food! We love seeing all this good fortune coming your way!

  • @Stephen_Brooks
    @Stephen_Brooks 6 лет назад

    He says "to learn how they put the fortunes in cookies" AND it's in the description of the video, but NOTHING ABOUT THAT. SUPER GREAT.

  • @savageg202
    @savageg202 6 лет назад +11

    I need a friend Like taht

    • @cortransport
      @cortransport 5 лет назад

      Savage G one that pulls tequilla off the butt?

  • @sukhs1317
    @sukhs1317 6 лет назад +35

    “New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you “ but not under the Trump’s presidency.......

  • @youmeuswe9723
    @youmeuswe9723 6 лет назад

    The bus dropping !!! LOL!

  • @alyssaantes5021
    @alyssaantes5021 3 года назад

    i liked the "you are about to eat a cookie" ahahaha

  • @alwaysstoned7086
    @alwaysstoned7086 6 лет назад +4

    I was about to turn this blunt off but Kimmel came thru trueeeee

  • @lazaromurad322
    @lazaromurad322 6 лет назад +250

    "MEXICAN FOOD IS BETTER THAN CHINESE FOOD" its funny cause it's true.

    • @supabatman2455
      @supabatman2455 6 лет назад +11

      Lázaro Murad Mexican food is rarely eaten by non-Mexicans. Truth hurts.

    • @lazaromurad322
      @lazaromurad322 6 лет назад +20

      Supaman Oh then I assume you don’t know that only MEXICAN and French traditional cousine are designated by UNESCO as cultural treasures so yeah, I have a feeling people around the world eat Mexican food and love it. Ignorance hurts... I suppose 🙃

    • @lazaromurad322
      @lazaromurad322 6 лет назад +13

      and most people actually think Taco Bell is mexican food.

    • @RRRaiken
      @RRRaiken 6 лет назад +4

      there are countless chinese restaurants in mexico, and 0 mexican restaurants outside continent america

    • @lazaromurad322
      @lazaromurad322 6 лет назад

      yeah cause it's cheap. Really good tho.

  • @patriciaz4125
    @patriciaz4125 6 лет назад

    lmao loved it love Kimmel and Guillermo awesome hilarious keep up the great job

  • @billyhill5294
    @billyhill5294 2 года назад +1

    Why is Guillermo the best thing about this show? 😂😂

  • @jaysonvyllcortes584
    @jaysonvyllcortes584 6 лет назад +28

    i thought the last cookie fortune was " your about to get deported"..

    • @jpcuts
      @jpcuts 6 лет назад

      Jay Son Vyll Cortes hahaha

    • @mark473
      @mark473 6 лет назад +1

      *you're

  • @TeddyKrimsony
    @TeddyKrimsony 6 лет назад +28

    you can't compete with Conan

    • @mahmoudbey4404
      @mahmoudbey4404 6 лет назад +4

      Guillermo Can

    • @robertlee-nq6mg
      @robertlee-nq6mg 6 лет назад +1

      Theodoяe Kяap he don't have too.

    • @bricksstudsandmore8394
      @bricksstudsandmore8394 6 лет назад +3

      Doesn't matter, as long as there's stuff like this, no matter who it's from, I'm happy

    • @julianruiz4793
      @julianruiz4793 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah remotes are best at Conan, but this was funny also.

  • @D192706Play
    @D192706Play 3 года назад +1

    Love this

  • @casllab69
    @casllab69 6 лет назад

    6:06 this chick sitting down doesn’t even look away from Kimmel while taking the shot, savageeee!