Oney Plays DOS Games

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @ryanotte6737
    @ryanotte6737 2 года назад +68

    @15:22 In response to the game saying that it would rather not look at the toilet, Ding Dong types "you are not funny". This is indeed a peak Ding Dong moment in OneyPlays history.

  • @Jacquelinsane
    @Jacquelinsane 6 лет назад +454

    Chris in a nutshell:
    “I’m not good at this game!”
    *Slowly clicks the close button*

  • @nerfganon9214
    @nerfganon9214 6 лет назад +2331

    DOS:
    Ding Dong
    Oney
    Sjulian

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah 4 года назад +48

    2:26 lol I think Chris thought Julian was seriously telling him how to play so he was actually listening until the vitality part.

  • @loading2463
    @loading2463 6 лет назад +435

    Those games are too funny
    Turn it off.

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 6 лет назад +2403

    Use the shirt money to rent *Chris-Chan* for an Oneyplays plz.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 6 лет назад +25

      Nomicro4u Genius.

    • @ieatgarbage8771
      @ieatgarbage8771 6 лет назад +17

      OnEy-ChAn FtW

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 6 лет назад +55

      Holy cannoli I'd watch that for 10-20 minutes at a time

    • @6dollerbill
      @6dollerbill 6 лет назад +2

      i mean i need that

    • @10191927
      @10191927 6 лет назад +28

      He’d want to suck everybody off for cheeseburgers. No thanks.

  • @trashboat5758
    @trashboat5758 6 лет назад +165

    [walks into room with monster dog]
    “That’s ok”
    [walks out]

  • @spacedustcowboy7555
    @spacedustcowboy7555 6 лет назад +560

    There's a porn site that has a button that says "boss is coming" so it'll load up a pie chart and fake business stuff to cover your shame

  • @RoachDoggJr106
    @RoachDoggJr106 3 года назад +27

    “You have to jump me!” He says literal seconds after moving one of his pieces to the king spot without jumping Chris

    • @hollowowlyt
      @hollowowlyt 11 месяцев назад +1

      I know this is old, but it was because his pieces in the bottom right of the board were able to jump one of Mario's pieces. In Checkers you must take a jump if it is available.

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 6 лет назад +585

    So this is like a split custody thing, huh?

  • @kingdavid7516
    @kingdavid7516 5 лет назад +41

    "And then, when the Koopa jumps Yoshi, make an animation of him curbstomping the life out of him"

  • @evil_wizard76
    @evil_wizard76 6 лет назад +536

    Play ms paint

  • @Krageesh
    @Krageesh 6 лет назад +169

    Isn't it weird how there was a time where most of the people knew how to play these games? It's almost like these games have been forgotten already.

    • @bumflufftornado
      @bumflufftornado 6 лет назад +6

      There was a series of hugo adventures and they were all pretty great.

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 6 лет назад +16

      Most people never touched a dos game and even fewer could actually figure them out.
      Neither games nor computers were that ubiquitous in the early to mid 90s.

    • @bumflufftornado
      @bumflufftornado 6 лет назад +10

      Neither were that difficult to figure out, though I was born in 85 and grew up around both. Some of the games are still quite good :D

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 6 лет назад +10

      MEW49
      Absolutely. Monster Bash is fantastic. I'm just saying that the original comment here implies that gaming was on par with today in terms of cultural significance.
      That only happened in retrospect.

    • @bumflufftornado
      @bumflufftornado 6 лет назад +8

      Fair. I loved Monster Bash too! Begged my mum to order me the disks from a magazine at the library. What an incredibly old sentence...

  • @alfredalfer9166
    @alfredalfer9166 6 лет назад +37

    With the misleading happy dog music, for a minute I thought the dog was "Penelope" and they already finished the game. I would've gone into that room on purpose and been mauled too. I was like, "oh, cute, Penelope isn't the boys little girlfriend, it's actually his loving doggie!" but then dead by bad doggie. those dooting sounds were not angry doggie doots...

  • @Booshroomm
    @Booshroomm 5 лет назад +27

    “I never played a game when you type help it says don’t be silly” 11:26

  • @BardBoss64
    @BardBoss64 6 лет назад +73

    YOU SKIPPED THE KING KOOPA IN CHECKERS YOU MONSTERS

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 лет назад +182

    aww yiss i missed my boys

  • @mr.boppin1200
    @mr.boppin1200 6 лет назад +160

    First rule of Backgammon is that you gotta touch the no-no part

    • @TheKiroshi
      @TheKiroshi 6 лет назад +7

      Lol. You say that like I dont know the rule! This is the game me and my auntie used to play on rainy days!

  • @Postaldude__
    @Postaldude__ 2 года назад +9

    the thought of mario going "i have entered and i will not leave"" is really getting to me

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 6 лет назад +291

    THEY'RE BACK

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 6 лет назад +3

      Doot Doot Sorry. Haven’t really been watching.

    • @4merthxt721
      @4merthxt721 6 лет назад

      (...TO EXPLAIN THEIR EXPERIENCE)

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 6 лет назад +1

      Here's a hint, these are pre-recorded videos

  • @dillon10121
    @dillon10121 6 лет назад +324

    Lots of vore in this one. Gonna have to report this to the youtube task force.

    • @spook9155
      @spook9155 5 лет назад +13

      That's a thing now, comments can get videos restricted now...
      Welcome to the future

    • @user-re9be7qm8p
      @user-re9be7qm8p 5 лет назад +1

      @@spook9155 that comment is from 9 months ago

    • @spook9155
      @spook9155 5 лет назад +9

      @@user-re9be7qm8p But that wasn't a thing 9 months ago

    • @DonkeyKongJr
      @DonkeyKongJr 2 года назад +2

      I thought you said lots of lore in this one
      Squinting through my eye boogers waking up to the middle of this playthrough

  • @johnjhamood3025
    @johnjhamood3025 6 лет назад +242

    Oney plays more like Oney behaves

    • @ebgbees
      @ebgbees 6 лет назад +24

      More like Oney Enslaves

    • @ebgbees
      @ebgbees 6 лет назад +14

      More like Vore Gagnarok

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 6 лет назад +8

      More like oney prays [for death to come sooner]

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 6 лет назад +6

      Anthony Stanley More like OneyGays.

    • @destroyernoah
      @destroyernoah 5 лет назад +4

      @@shaitet with friends

  • @SS-op9wt
    @SS-op9wt Год назад +9

    Chris has a really diverse friend group and i aspire to have that. Its not that I cant see them all getting along together, but its just interesting how different yet equally funny both DD + J (sounds like a weird new sandwich) AND his old newgrounds friends are with him. Love watching em both to shingles and tingles. I hope one day DD feels comfortable with coming back, or at least that hes happy with whatever hes doing. I'm playing the hell outta Tough Bippy the day they work that out!

  • @patriotails
    @patriotails 6 лет назад +120

    I bought that freak shirt like the INSTANT the video went up for it

    • @sumsizzurp
      @sumsizzurp 6 лет назад +17

      Thank you for supporting Funny Boi inc.

    • @thatBigfuu
      @thatBigfuu 6 лет назад

      Stink

    • @jamesbaker3802
      @jamesbaker3802 6 лет назад

      Bruh I did the same lol

    • @PrismTheKid
      @PrismTheKid 6 лет назад

      I want it but 15 usd postage where I am. No spaghetti

    • @DJTemuVapecart
      @DJTemuVapecart 6 лет назад

      I didn’t but I’m glad you did

  • @Snowriander
    @Snowriander 6 лет назад +73

    Become Dominate Gory And Yellow
    FREDDY FREAKER’S ORIGIN STORY!

  • @wahbucket501
    @wahbucket501 6 лет назад +39

    >Kill Frodo
    >Ok
    >With one well placed strike you cleave his head
    >Ok
    >Sam Waits
    >Ok

    • @Bururaian
      @Bururaian 6 лет назад +1

      Don't be silly.

    • @Booshroomm
      @Booshroomm 5 лет назад +1

      It's actually "With one well placed blow you cleave his skull!"📌

  • @leafmint7727
    @leafmint7727 6 лет назад +5

    I love how Mario plays checkers with you and Luigi will just straight up gamble and take your money in poker.

  • @MatiasMartinez-tr3fb
    @MatiasMartinez-tr3fb 6 лет назад +85

    Super Mario Odyssey 2 looks like shit

  • @gamer_grill7836
    @gamer_grill7836 6 лет назад +45

    *KISS FRODO*

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 5 лет назад +1

      >take bong from frodo
      >kill frodo with bong
      >smoke bong

  • @TMJBtv
    @TMJBtv 6 лет назад +48

    GET THE RING!

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 6 лет назад +7

    I just shot tea out my nose at "The Chosen" Most my laughing is usually internal. That just really got me.

  • @papadave5957
    @papadave5957 4 года назад +2

    I half expected for the pumpkin to disappear and the text "What Pumpkin?" to appear when they said ">Look at pumpkin".

  • @jonmerchant9760
    @jonmerchant9760 6 лет назад +96

    Marios a gay

  • @danwashereman
    @danwashereman 6 лет назад +26

    They need to play Oregon Trail and then there needs to be a Totally Tubular Collab animation of the entire playthrough. Please, it needs to happen.

  • @DXSUCKIT1990
    @DXSUCKIT1990 6 лет назад +69

    Freddy Freaker era games eh?

  • @razordoom1
    @razordoom1 6 лет назад +10

    I can't believe Bowser plural is 'Bowzers'

  • @GoldenHue
    @GoldenHue 6 лет назад +3

    One of the best thumbnails so far

  • @Justinreed44
    @Justinreed44 6 лет назад +41

    Say it Julian, say it...
    Happy Halloween

    • @bat6087
      @bat6087 6 лет назад

      "That actually scared me"

  • @TheAnvilMan
    @TheAnvilMan 6 лет назад +2

    These text adventure games always end up being great episodes!

  • @pagansatyr5247
    @pagansatyr5247 6 лет назад +8

    I really wanted to see what a koopa looked like once it was kingd- why did you guys cut that? :(

  • @whoevertf
    @whoevertf 5 лет назад

    We need more videos like this. Not from them specifically, but DOS game antics from funny players.

  • @Affflex
    @Affflex 6 лет назад +1

    Please continue playing this game!!

  • @supersonicfan325
    @supersonicfan325 6 лет назад +1

    I was eating and started to choke when Chris yelled "go left" at the monster game 😂

  • @cbmatty9262
    @cbmatty9262 3 года назад +2

    We finally got a sequel to this video after so many years!

  • @Captain_Segueway
    @Captain_Segueway 6 лет назад

    >say I'm really glad to see you guys trying Hugo, that series is pretty legit. My favorite is the third one
    "I'm sorry, I don't understand that comment!"
    >oh.

  • @ytptrashmaster4655
    @ytptrashmaster4655 6 лет назад +15

    “I’va never heard of dis” -Julian, May 2018

  • @Taocnrut
    @Taocnrut 5 лет назад +2

    Oh dear God, this is surfacing memories I didn’t even know I had.

  • @johjoh4571
    @johjoh4571 6 лет назад +3

    i remember that mario game from the far FAR distant reaches of memory and omg i feel so weird. surreal af

  • @smgeezus7186
    @smgeezus7186 2 года назад +1

    Interplay making the username "the chosen one" is a DEEP cut reference.
    If you know you know.

  • @SnortStuff
    @SnortStuff 3 года назад +1

    This disproves Chris saying he thought it was "Gold fish" instead of "Go fish".

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 6 лет назад

    I loved Hugos House of Horrors as a kid, I kept trying to find secrets and attempting different words to get further into the game.

  • @jakek5610
    @jakek5610 4 года назад +1

    I have been casually using the word spooli for over a year now and I finally found the source of it

  • @dwyn9187
    @dwyn9187 6 лет назад +389

    DOS more like DONG hehehoho

  • @asdfghjkl-fh3cj
    @asdfghjkl-fh3cj 6 лет назад +9

    Missed these boys

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 6 лет назад +17

    Can I have an animated of this

  • @funbombz2437
    @funbombz2437 6 лет назад +2

    I’m watching this in class and trying so hard not to laugh out loud or at all it’s really hard.

  • @linad3896
    @linad3896 6 лет назад +4

    I love how Chris gives the keyboard to Ding Dong and he responds with "Check this out!"

  • @kerplop
    @kerplop 6 лет назад +1

    "How 'bout D? That's-a weird-a game, and-a Laura's hair makes-a me hungry."

  • @JimboPutney
    @JimboPutney 6 лет назад

    love my boys, thank you for the hard work

  • @jammyweegit1144
    @jammyweegit1144 6 лет назад +2

    When you unlock the shed you have to type 333 when the text says there is a combination lock. You guys just hit enter again and it said the combination was wrong since it was left blank

  • @Doctor_Nu
    @Doctor_Nu 6 лет назад

    Oh my god, you officially licensed a Freddy Freaker shirt. I’m blown away

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 лет назад +1

    >climb me
    >”You try to climb you but you can’t”

  • @christophertorrijos115
    @christophertorrijos115 6 лет назад

    GODAMN do i love oney plays

  • @revplaysminecraft8981
    @revplaysminecraft8981 6 лет назад

    I love that there doing another dos video after the collab

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 лет назад +8

    _”How about _*_K-K-K-K-K”_*
    -Mario

  • @Alastor221
    @Alastor221 6 лет назад

    Oh god, I remember playing this. Me and my brother only played Go Fish and that line still haunts me
    "Mario! Go Fish!"

  • @RobSomeone
    @RobSomeone 6 лет назад

    Please make this a series!!!

  • @tyronequinn
    @tyronequinn 6 лет назад

    Didn't realise this was a new episode. Was wondering why I never saw it before!

  • @Had0k3n2X
    @Had0k3n2X 5 лет назад +1

    "Don't know how to lift a fuckin' pumpkin! What kind of a man are ya?!?"

  • @Noizavin
    @Noizavin 5 лет назад +1

    as you got eaten and u said 'baby music' for when u died, a ice cream truck came by with its music in the background. i was like "is this the baby music their talking about"?

  • @CaptainRev
    @CaptainRev 6 лет назад

    im going to miss these bois

  • @lazrpo
    @lazrpo 6 лет назад +6

    ...did we just find 3 guys who don't know what Yahtzee is?

  • @ringstar3316
    @ringstar3316 6 лет назад

    This was an aweful choice of video to watch while eating. I choked and died for this.

  • @mitsota101
    @mitsota101 5 лет назад

    You couldn't get the pork chop or use the combination on the lock because when you plays these games on the wayback machine, it does't limit your ram or processing power properly. The games were running at a billion frames a second.

  • @Zeldakostv
    @Zeldakostv 6 лет назад +4

    Oney gimme dat Oblivion Lets Play!

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 3 года назад

    Jambalaya plays when you're about to die, Chris. It's equivalent to a Banshee shriek but it comes out of the bloody doge's mouth.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 6 лет назад

    I had a dream that Chris revealed himself to actually be the actor who plays the Flash on tv and made an edited video of one of the episodes of flash replacing his dialogue with quotes from oney plays

  • @RHM087
    @RHM087 6 лет назад +2

    David P. Gray - He might want to see a doctor about that.

  • @imjustlookinglol
    @imjustlookinglol 6 лет назад

    chris comes up with the best names i swear to god

  • @chexmixkitty
    @chexmixkitty 3 года назад

    I used to have Mario's Game Gallery on a shareware cd on my old Mac Power PC. I loved that game becuase it was the first time I ever heard Mario talk.

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 6 лет назад

    That's the best game over scene I ever saw

  • @julianbruno1436
    @julianbruno1436 6 лет назад

    More of this please more!

  • @initprime9615
    @initprime9615 6 лет назад

    I used to love the Hugo games. I'd really like to see Chris, Dingdong and Julian play Hugo 2 and 3.

  • @zomtronic8777
    @zomtronic8777 3 года назад +2

    "Mario's A-Gay" XD

  • @Sip_Dhit
    @Sip_Dhit 4 года назад +1

    Ahh Interplay, I miss them so

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 6 лет назад

    Truly the máster race of gaming.

  • @Chill-Guy97
    @Chill-Guy97 6 лет назад

    The boys are back in town

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +242

    Cmon Nintendo, these games pale in comparison to Knack

  • @Yupthereitism
    @Yupthereitism 4 года назад

    Yo, Hugo’s house of horrors was the shit when I was six lol. Good stuff

  • @aidanneal5688
    @aidanneal5688 5 лет назад +1

    We didn't get to see what the koopa king looked like in checkers....

  • @cyborgparrot1996
    @cyborgparrot1996 6 лет назад

    Please play more DOS Games!

  • @endocix
    @endocix 6 лет назад +5

    Do
    One
    Scream

  • @colonelofrky5065
    @colonelofrky5065 6 лет назад

    Just ordered my Freddie Freaker shirt

  • @bogardeth
    @bogardeth 6 лет назад

    I loved the Hugo games as a kid.

  • @Operation_Bagel
    @Operation_Bagel 6 лет назад

    They were probably supposed to type 333 when it said, “What’s the combination?” That’s why the next click said it didn’t work

  • @TSBJunkie
    @TSBJunkie 6 лет назад

    Holy shit...I had that Hugo game when I was a kid and had completely forgotten about it

  • @SeanJTharpe
    @SeanJTharpe 6 лет назад +1

    I grew up on the Hugo games!
    Hugo 1, 2 and 3
    AND the Hugo FPS called: Nitemare 3D (No, I'm *NOT* KIDDING!!!)

  • @mitchki
    @mitchki 6 лет назад

    The bois are back!
    ...Again!

  • @fizzpuff7617
    @fizzpuff7617 6 лет назад +3

    >Watch video
    >Press like because DOS games are underappreciated.
    >Use combination 333

  • @FriendRat
    @FriendRat 3 года назад +6

    DingDong:“here gimme keyboard”
    🥺