seems like something i would do (without the powers and murdering) i just sit at my home alone sometimes and think dam i really want some mild wings and to go to sleep
It maddens me to know that this delivery guy left several hundred dollars behind. I deliver pizzas myself and the best tip I’ve gotten was $20, how did he not even smile when he literally made a $1000 tip
@Droxy 56 I'd rather get paid for doing nothing than not. I've already become a part of it too late to back out now so I might as well keep the money for not interfering when I can't bring myself to interfere anymore anyway. Besides that I think after finding the body the money will be the last thing on my mind.
I knew immediately from the first interaction or at least had a hunch he meant 1896. As for him being the things he heard, didn't really make sense to me. Or maybe he was just pulling along the reader only to reveal it was him all along
I need MORE!!! Like what entity is the boss? what other cryptids are in the bush? how would Lizzie react when she realizes how everything is abnormal? did he ever actually get 'killed' for the thread? I need more WORLDBUILDING!
The only part of the first story that bothered me was him leaving all that cash on the side of the road, could you imagine how much cash it would take to make your car door not close cause its hitting your pocket?
The first one. So he just left probably at least a thousand dollars probably more on the side of the road bc he essentially felt bad? Hell no keep that shit.
Yes yes yes.I want more of this. Loved the humour and the possibilities for story direction seem endless. The Not platypus , Drop Bears and regenerating replacement rangers alone would be enough with the humour.Please, whoever is the author of this grusome giggle fest please have at it and bring us more. Thank you
The fact that Mark's situation is so believable shows how screwed up America is. Matter of fact, the only thing hard to believe about him is the fact that he hadn't been caught and locked up for daring to disobey
Time stamps for mobile device users... ►0:00 // 1) "I Delivered A Pizza To A Neighborhood That Doesn't Want To Be Acknowledged" ►17:05 // 2) "The Stragview Woods" ►37:48 // 3) "My Wife Was Convinced One of Her Eyes Was Not Hers" ►57:21 // 4) "There Are Things in The Woods That Will Never Be Explained" ►1:34:59 // 5) "Incident in The Woods" ►1:54:47 // 6) "Working As An Aussie Bush Ranger" ►2:43:34 // 7) "Fish Clicker™"
I want to order a pizza aswell but cut a hole through the door then when he’s about to approach and the hit the door bell I quickly jab him in the knee with a mad thrust before he’s know wtf just happened I start banging on the door saying pls let me in pls met me in there’s a murder out here🍆
My local domino’s won’t even allow me to get triple toppings, no matter how much I pay them. It’s like the oven would explode or something. Anyone else had this sad experience?
as a previous dominos worker, if you get the right guy on the line he might do it for you, but in general the more toppings you get the less you get of them and the less cheese too
Never had that problem. Order online and build your own pizza. Get whatever toppings you want. They have their own meat lovers pizza that has like 4 or 5 different things on it so idk what your dominos is talking about
Proffer the meat!!! I'm stuck in bed for a while after an accident listening to Creepypastas and trying to stay busy. Can't wait to growl that awesome line at my mom tonight when she brings me dinner 😂🤣😂! Fun times!!!
Comes in handy for a lot of situations. Mine is that I'm recovering from doing a nessessary exercism on my car. Does that make me strange, a coward, or something else.
Theory, "Working as an Aussie Bush Ranger" is a story about a personalized stage of torcher in Hell or purgatory, our main man is a Demon, the boss is satan himself, the tents and Lizzie are sinners who are suffering for their sin.
Hey Australia may be hot and scomo may be as useful as herpes flavoured toilet paper but he isn't Satan and this isn't hell. Its where they send the demons from hell when they're misbehaving, and it's F'ing hot send ice please
Just some notes on Aussie pronounciation: Davo - "Dave-oh" not "davvo" Melbourne - "Mel-bin" not "Melborn" Kookaburra - "Cook - a - bah - ra" Bogan - "Boe-gun" (Rhymes with Logan)
Kano - not "kay-know" why are aussies some of the coolest people? To say "I'm from Australia. " damn near like saying you're not from earth..aye mate besides aborigines were pirates the first people to hit the continent? I'm being coy
First thoughts by the end of each: - I'd like to know where that neighborhood is, I think I'd fit in there.... - Damn... - Well her problems are over at least.... for now. - I want to befriend Mark. - Squishy boy! I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley! - The park sounds like fun! Kinda reminds me of Welcome To Night Vale, Tales From The Gas Station, and Strange Things Happen Overnight At Lowe's. I would really like to find more like this. - I kinda want to play it just to see what would happen if I made different choices.
I too would love more of that second the last story, anyone know the title? I mean it says working as an Aussie Bush Ranger, but is that the actual title? Or is it just filler
Wow, its been a long while since I came back here, I love what you have done with the channel so far! Have a great day Creeps, and may the sands of time shine in your favor, Ad Victorium! -ShadowX4
I had the same sense of captivation when I recently listened to "My property isn't normal " I fkn love this channel thank you darkness prevails for every wonderful story
I always put this on whenever I want dark dreams. And when I do, it is only then do I find control in my dreams. The only time when I can *truly* lucid dream.
"... Was so dark, you couldn't have seen your face, in front of your hand..."!! Haaaa this got me cracking up lol, had to pause it and replay it cos wasn't sure I heard that right haha! So funnyyy
I was undecided but it was given a huge push when that night we slept together for the first time. Let me tell you I was not expecting that and almost died laughing till I realized he meant actual sleep.
With all the true skin-walker/Wendigo stories I've heard, the "There are things in the woods that will never be explained" one is so plausible that it's sort of scary.
Holy shit, the 4th story, I wrote a story for my english class and it was called "the whistler" it was about a wendigo, as I was hearing this story the memory of mine just hit me like a train.
Ngl this one is the 4th time I’ve seen someone put “the whistler” in their story all saying how they have never seen it and I want a no sleep multiverse
In the second story you said... " You couldn't have seen your face in front of your hand.." ... Not sure if writer fuck up... Or reader fuck up... But I laughed my ass off
The pizza man in the first story is gonna get a 5 stars review from the abyss, he deserved that, great customer service
that first one is just cool. said entity that lives in that home just seems like it just wants some schmeat
lol
seems like something i would do (without the powers and murdering) i just sit at my home alone sometimes and think dam i really want some mild wings and to go to sleep
finally someone who says schmeat
@@TylerKai421 bro my name is tyler too ...did we just become best friends?
@@themonky5274 obviously
It maddens me to know that this delivery guy left several hundred dollars behind. I deliver pizzas myself and the best tip I’ve gotten was $20, how did he not even smile when he literally made a $1000 tip
Like I know its a story and fiction but I audibly called this person a dumbass and got irritated 😅
You’re my favorite lol
@Droxy 56 money is money. A guys gotta get by
@Droxy 56 I'd rather get paid for doing nothing than not. I've already become a part of it too late to back out now so I might as well keep the money for not interfering when I can't bring myself to interfere anymore anyway. Besides that I think after finding the body the money will be the last thing on my mind.
I’m not sure about leaving the money especially wrapping it in his own earphones by the dead body?! Yeah, that’s smart.
SO ARE WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK AB THAT AMAZING PLOT TWIST IN “There are things in the woods that will never be explained”
Good story
nah that shit was trash, not even built up to or anything duuuuude
so disappointed
a twist just for the sake of "haha gotcha" is dumb
I knew immediately from the first interaction or at least had a hunch he meant 1896. As for him being the things he heard, didn't really make sense to me. Or maybe he was just pulling along the reader only to reveal it was him all along
it kills me "what are you?" "wrong question" fuck you! you literally transform in front of me and expect me not to ask wtf you are?
Idk about amazing. Could be better
I like how it’s r/nosleep but I specifically use these to sleep 😂
Imagine a Netflix show thats just an adaptation of these stories.
Each episode, new tale
There's an old kids show like that called "are you afraid of the dark"
Its a kids show so it's not overly scary but it's still a good watch.
two sentence horror story
there is one made by netflix based off of reddit stories it is called creeped out.
@@Shaktixyzx it’s for kids though. I’d like a fully R-18 adaptation of some of the most popular stories
@@woodsy.2977 well yeah that would be good but that’s the closest you can get right now
25:22 “You couldn’t even see your face in front of your hand.”
Yusuf Eltalkhawy ....?
@@Zach-zf4fw just keeping this trend going 🤷♀️
@@nimobashi4767 pp0
@@nimobashi4767 pp
@Yusuf Eltalkhawy p0000
Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Me listening to Creepsmcpasta at 3:00 am eating cheese: Ok man.
It be that way sometimes
saaame
Cheese leads to gas, gas leads to farts, farts lead to suffering
That Aussie ranger story is something that can definelty be turned into a series or a movie
i thought it was pretty funny too. i absolutely died of laughter at the recipe list of the birthday cake
I need MORE!!! Like what entity is the boss? what other cryptids are in the bush? how would Lizzie react when she realizes how everything is abnormal? did he ever actually get 'killed' for the thread? I need more WORLDBUILDING!
25:21 Second story "you couldn't have seen your face infront of your hand." Lmao, that broke me out of the story.
took me a moment to process what was wrong with that sentence
The only part of the first story that bothered me was him leaving all that cash on the side of the road, could you imagine how much cash it would take to make your car door not close cause its hitting your pocket?
Yeah like just toss it in the passenger seat or cup holder
FR like if imma go through moving a body and shit, you better believe I'm keeping the damn money
For real. I'll need that money to pay for all that therapy I'm gonna need
What really bothered me was the fact that he left his car running in the middle of nowhere.
Dead ass super unrealistic that someone making a delivery drivers pay wouldn't take minimum 3 months rent
“Couldn’t have seen your face in front of your hand.” Lol
Looool
Looked at this as it was being said! lol!
@Adelyn Snyder !
⬛️🤪😐☹️🤪🤪🤪😕👁🛁vtuh ü
All p
25:22 "It was so dark, you couldn't have seen your face in front of your hand..." LOL
anyone else notice this too?
Ya i was like damn that must be real dark
That first one...i didn't know one of my pizza orders got put into a creepypasta.
Eh, it be that way sometimes
I didn't know you had 4 fingers cool
Hol'up
Proffer the meat
The first story has a believable protagonist and didn't break his promise like an idiot. I like that.
If he's so reallistic why did he give up the cash, imagine all the chicken nuggets you can buy with it
@@mateocontreras6641 strait facts 💯
@@mateocontreras6641 beeboop will remember this
@@mateocontreras6641 probably scared of the consequences of taking it
@@chexlex1316 what consequences? Eating chicken nuggets for free for months?
CreepsMcPasta Is the best reader on RUclips hands down.
Check out NaturesTemper
Facts
TheDarkSomnium is definitely my favorite. But he doesnt cover as many stories as this channel
his voice is good for these story's but it is not the best
What if I can only throw my hands UP?!?!?! And then they stay there!!!
The first one. So he just left probably at least a thousand dollars probably more on the side of the road bc he essentially felt bad? Hell no keep that shit.
Zarah Hammer there are two types of people. And yeah I would have kept that shit lol
Most intriguing.
Not wanting to be involved with a supernatural being who can crush skulls from miles away.. I feel like it was a good decision.
.
haha
These stories have something in common: The main character always seems to be having at the very least a borderline psychotic episode.
They should start making reddit movies out of the stories
@MrQ000000 “two sentences horror stories” on netflix is like this too but they could have done so much better lol
Agreed
Fr
need a game made from the fish clicker story
I’ve listened to hundreds of these stories but Incident in the Woods just turned my stomach, felt really unnerved for some reason
Yes yes yes.I want more of this. Loved the humour and the possibilities for story direction seem endless. The Not platypus , Drop Bears and regenerating replacement rangers alone would be enough with the humour.Please, whoever is the author of this grusome giggle fest please have at it and bring us more. Thank you
you might love mine too 😂
The first story about the pizza man was vicious, i loved that one.
i was upset at him for not keeping the money 😔
@@Raven-qx2jf ngl same although i wish he asked what it was
The Aussie bush ranger stories are so good
The fact that Mark's situation is so believable shows how screwed up America is. Matter of fact, the only thing hard to believe about him is the fact that he hadn't been caught and locked up for daring to disobey
? What do you mean?
@@toriagiro9519 Do you really want to know? I'd be glad to go further in depth on how messed up America is? lol
If you take away the things in the woods, living like Mark (i feel) would be pretty nice
Time stamps for mobile device users...
►0:00 // 1) "I Delivered A Pizza To A Neighborhood That Doesn't Want To Be Acknowledged"
►17:05 // 2) "The Stragview Woods"
►37:48 // 3) "My Wife Was Convinced One of Her Eyes Was Not Hers"
►57:21 // 4) "There Are Things in The Woods That Will Never Be Explained"
►1:34:59 // 5) "Incident in The Woods"
►1:54:47 // 6) "Working As An Aussie Bush Ranger"
►2:43:34 // 7) "Fish Clicker™"
How did you do that so quickly
Redblazer_69 cause it’s in the description.
I don’t know about you guys but I’m able to click (tap I guess) around in the description, update your app if you can’t
Gahhh thank you!
The aussie Bush ranger was some of the best shit I heard in a long time
Right? Absolutely hilarious.
It has alot of "tales from the gas station" vibes to it.
Agreed!
Ikr
Him just getting another piece of cake lol.
I hate it when I can't see my face in front of my hands.
Yeah 😡
How else are you supposed to know you exist if you don’t have hands to see your face with?
Relatable
kids these days🙄 just look smh my head
@@cytnix879 don't you mean shake my hand? 😁
I think its just something about the woods that is so peaceful yet so terrifying, makes it the perfect environment for a horror story
Well said. There are always predators lurking inside, despite the beauty of the trees.
Beutifull horror
I absolutely love the one with the rangers. It’s hilarious yet spooky and really well written. the rest is amazing as well tho.
I want to order in a pizza now so I can stand behind the door and say, "proffer the meat."
😂😂😂 Same!
😂😂😂
I want to order a pizza aswell but cut a hole through the door then when he’s about to approach and the hit the door bell I quickly jab him in the knee with a mad thrust before he’s know wtf just happened I start banging on the door saying pls let me in pls met me in there’s a murder out here🍆
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@@chilldudesam Did u call
My local domino’s won’t even allow me to get triple toppings, no matter how much I pay them. It’s like the oven would explode or something. Anyone else had this sad experience?
Yes but it worse at pizza hut
as a previous dominos worker, if you get the right guy on the line he might do it for you, but in general the more toppings you get the less you get of them and the less cheese too
Then just make a triple layered pizza yourself, it's even cheaper :)
Never had that problem. Order online and build your own pizza. Get whatever toppings you want. They have their own meat lovers pizza that has like 4 or 5 different things on it so idk what your dominos is talking about
Flank steak crust, grease sauce, pepperoni cheese,and the toppings are: chicken, salami, ham, bacon, jalapeños, jerky, sardines, hamburger, and philly cheesteak.
Something about ‘incident in the woods’ really gave me the creeps. I think it was the description of the boy that chased them, damn creepy.
It was a bit too cliche, an issue alot of horror stories have
True. But that reveal at the end of tana or whatever being inside commenced operation shit pants
Something about ‘incident in the woods’ really gave me the creeps. I think it was the description of the boy that chased them, damn creepy.
@@professionalretard4304 i thought his name was ‘tana’ too until they said he was a guy. his name is tanner, it’s bc oh his accent
This channel has the best narrating voices I've ever heard! Great job!
Proffer the meat!!! I'm stuck in bed for a while after an accident listening to Creepypastas and trying to stay busy. Can't wait to growl that awesome line at my mom tonight when she brings me dinner 😂🤣😂! Fun times!!!
I loved the first story simply because of his decisions they were realistic and best of all SMART👌🏾
Except leaving the thousands of dollars 💸
I think I have gotten so used listening to true crime podcasts before bed that whenever I hear scary stories now I start falling asleep
Its nice to watch your videos at night when I'm doing stuff.
So who listens to these to go to sleep like a baby cause yeah!!!!
Not me.
Every single night BABE-EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Comes in handy for a lot of situations. Mine is that I'm recovering from doing a nessessary exercism on my car. Does that make me strange, a coward, or something else.
That first one...i didn't know one of my pizza orders got put into a creepypasta.
I try to fall asleep to them but I just cant
Anyone else craving pizza right now?
Me
We are.
Just ordered one… plan to ask them to “proffer the meat”
Theory, "Working as an Aussie Bush Ranger" is a story about a personalized stage of torcher in Hell or purgatory, our main man is a Demon, the boss is satan himself, the tents and Lizzie are sinners who are suffering for their sin.
Like that theory it makes sense
Hey Australia may be hot and scomo may be as useful as herpes flavoured toilet paper but he isn't Satan and this isn't hell.
Its where they send the demons from hell when they're misbehaving, and it's F'ing hot send ice please
I wish there was more to the story
Torture
As a Domino's employee, i can tell you this is a completely normal experience
That first story is kinda cute the mysterious being is kind, i love that mysterious being
I don’t know.. it likes meat, kills with its hand, and doesn’t care about a damn thing except meat 🥩
@@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 it kills to help someone so I'll give it a pass
@@JustANormal-YTchannel you mean a human life isn’t worth a fricking car? Holy moley... ok 👌🏻 he helped our Protagonist get his pizza car back ... 😐
"I tried to gently pull their attention back to the issue at hand 😌"
Him: shut the hell up and focus at the issue a hand 😡
Just some notes on Aussie pronounciation:
Davo - "Dave-oh" not "davvo"
Melbourne - "Mel-bin" not "Melborn"
Kookaburra - "Cook - a - bah - ra"
Bogan - "Boe-gun" (Rhymes with Logan)
As a Merican I appreciate the help.
@@macekreislahomes1690 because. Merica
oi oi oi
@@EdSchroedinger aussie aussie aussie
Kano - not "kay-know" why are aussies some of the coolest people? To say "I'm from Australia. " damn near like saying you're not from earth..aye mate besides aborigines were pirates the first people to hit the continent? I'm being coy
Love you work man!! Was just wondering where you find the art for you thumbnails?
First thoughts by the end of each:
- I'd like to know where that neighborhood is, I think I'd fit in there....
- Damn...
- Well her problems are over at least.... for now.
- I want to befriend Mark.
- Squishy boy! I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley!
- The park sounds like fun! Kinda reminds me of Welcome To Night Vale, Tales From The Gas Station, and Strange Things Happen Overnight At Lowe's. I would really like to find more like this.
- I kinda want to play it just to see what would happen if I made different choices.
I love Welcome to Nightvale!! ❤️
I too would love more of that second the last story, anyone know the title? I mean it says working as an Aussie Bush Ranger, but is that the actual title? Or is it just filler
This is my favorite I've heard in a while. Great telling and props to the author!
Who else is watching this at like 4 AM cuddled in their bed terrified?
bruh who even gets scared of these?
Alexander Szczepaniak ikr
Alexander Szczepaniak They’re scary when you have a coat hanger on you room and at night looks like someone standing there-
@@jen2001gamecocks DUDE, HOW MUCH OF A WUSS ARE YOU?
@@alexanderszczepaniak6910 ikr who
Lizzie was kinda like Kenny from South Park in reverse. She keeps dying but forgets whereas everyone else remembers.
Wow, its been a long while since I came back here, I love what you have done with the channel so far! Have a great day Creeps, and may the sands of time shine in your favor, Ad Victorium!
-ShadowX4
great to use your site as a sleep aid i love to hear them as I fall into a sleep and they become part of my dream 's.👿👿👌🏻💨💘💯☠💀🖖🏻😱
"You couldn't have seen your face infront of your hand"
Just had to pop up RIGHT as I'm falling asleep to point this out. Night yall.
I had the same sense of captivation when I recently listened to "My property isn't normal " I fkn love this channel thank you darkness prevails for every wonderful story
I’ve heard the first story before and I really like it. I think it’s a super original twist on what isn’t that original of a base idea.
Not only would I have kept all that pizza money, I would have told the guy to ask for me by name next time. 😄
25:30 you couldn’t have seen your face in front of your hand loved it.
The strangeview woods connects with shower 5
Awesome
You are really great storyteller I thoroughly enjoy all your stories
Mark seems pretty chill actually
I always put this on whenever I want dark dreams. And when I do, it is only then do I find control in my dreams. The only time when I can *truly* lucid dream.
"... Was so dark, you couldn't have seen your face, in front of your hand..."!! Haaaa this got me cracking up lol, had to pause it and replay it cos wasn't sure I heard that right haha! So funnyyy
That first guy is the type that will call an snitch on himself for taking a 5 extra minutes on a break
Having the tendency to sound rude without meaning to 😞 relatable.....
My aunt has heterochromia and her name is Laura. Weird story.
"Proffer the meat." Boy, if I had a nickel for every time a woman has said that to me.
You'd owe money.....
I love this story about the mimic.
You always out do yrself mr. Creeps!❤️
I was looking at scary pictures when I got the notification for ur video lol
25:20
"You couldn't have seen your face in front of your hand." 😂 🤔
Typo or speako?
neither, I see my face in front of my hand all the time...
"I don't know why I suddenly asked him about mimics but it was probably because I couldn't think of a proper ending for this story."
Yea, introducing tunnels, govt dark ops, forest spooks and after teasing all that just to end like that...
Where can I find the author of the first story? It was incredibly well written, fantastic, to say the least. Thanks pasta, in advance.
The aussie ranger story is actually just Australian Regular Show
So Is mark and his dogs good skinwalkers? Hes shapeshifting and mimiced other people's voices
Seems pretty chill tho
@@roxxxydubois I mean, who says that mark wasn’t evil? he just chose Zach to be his messenger to the world
I was undecided but it was given a huge push when that night we slept together for the first time.
Let me tell you I was not expecting that and almost died laughing till I realized he meant actual sleep.
With all the true skin-walker/Wendigo stories I've heard, the "There are things in the woods that will never be explained" one is so plausible that it's sort of scary.
I don't like the ads in the middle of the story. I use these to fall asleep and the ads wake me right up.
Now I wanna be a bush ranger. It sounds fun in a twisted way 😂
Creeps 😏 is always a WIN ☺️
i hope mark is doing ok, and i wonder if he was the monsters he saw, or he was gifted with the power
2:45:30 so I took the bait.. haha, I see what you did there :D
Yay just made it I love your videos
Listening at work, love listening during a 10 hour shift. Thanks Creeps!
ILY CREEPS😩
the way he say "but" makes this less scary I LOVE it
loved the Ausie bush ranger stories...loooooooved them
Pizza guy should have kept that G to pay for the exploded head interior cleaning that car would need...
Yay a long video thank you
Holy shit, the 4th story, I wrote a story for my english class and it was called "the whistler" it was about a wendigo, as I was hearing this story the memory of mine just hit me like a train.
Ngl this one is the 4th time I’ve seen someone put “the whistler” in their story all saying how they have never seen it and I want a no sleep multiverse
2:15:00
> Orange hair
> Speaks to the trees
.... The Lorax???
I am the lorax
I speak for the trees
Cut them down
And I'll break your knees
That Australian zombie story was written extremely well
Broo i listen to theese when im studying thanks fam
That first video was a vampire for sure
I don't understand
Listening to it at work its a awesome time killer I honestly think he has the best voice lol
The second story with the prison would be a movie or TV series I would watch on the regular.
The 5th one really got me 😭😭. I’m not gonna sleep now
3 HOURS LETS GO
The pizza one. It must be an ancient vampire. I mean...proffer meat???😂😂
In the second story you said... " You couldn't have seen your face in front of your hand.." ...
Not sure if writer fuck up... Or reader fuck up... But I laughed my ass off
Among the first...:) Love the channel...
I got a dominos add for this 🤣