The Best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июн 2020
  • The best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Featuring Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett.
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  • @michaeldoheny3142
    @michaeldoheny3142 4 года назад +7570

    Channel 4 should be put in charge of the environment. The amount of recycling they do with the same Cats does Countdown clips is admirable.

    • @idkwefr1751
      @idkwefr1751 4 года назад +487

      I still can't bring myself to actually complain about that

    • @henrythemaster2268
      @henrythemaster2268 4 года назад +71

      Dude u killed them

    • @Jordan-xp3ul
      @Jordan-xp3ul 4 года назад +60

      Still they’re entertaining

    • @yaboi709
      @yaboi709 4 года назад +49

      @@Jordan-xp3ul when youve seen the same 10 clips for the 7th time they really arent entertaining anymore

    • @marjiehoss1498
      @marjiehoss1498 4 года назад +17

      Lets hope theyre scathed enough from this comment to change their content, Im hecking tired

  • @bels3873
    @bels3873 4 года назад +3540

    "I am relaxed. DON'T TOUCH ME."
    I've never identified with someone more.

    • @toastiboi7618
      @toastiboi7618 4 года назад +21

      *Visibly shook*

    • @TenthSgtSnipes
      @TenthSgtSnipes 3 года назад +103

      “Nobody told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come”
      Seriously relatable stuff coming out of his mouth lol

    • @Balls-Deep-In-Your-Mom
      @Balls-Deep-In-Your-Mom 3 года назад

      Julian Clary does that too
      Don't touch me!

    • @russellheaven8559
      @russellheaven8559 2 года назад

      Cccc-ccc😩😩😩👀👀👀👀💔🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

    • @AS-rq6tr
      @AS-rq6tr 2 года назад +2

      His sarcasm is so funny 😂

  • @Blazekickz
    @Blazekickz 3 года назад +1305

    Jimmy: Lil Dicky I like.
    Richard: Do you?
    His retorts are masterclass

    • @jonc6250
      @jonc6250 3 года назад +16

      I can't stop laughing at that comment😂😂

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, I mean that retort was ground-breaking.... literally no one else thought this or could have thought to say it. He's a genius, clearly....

    • @pearl2844
      @pearl2844 2 года назад +31

      @@Eat-MyGoal I mean, it's all about delivery

  • @muzicloverarya
    @muzicloverarya 4 года назад +2278

    Richard is the coolest nerd to ever walk the face of earth

    • @all_consuming_images
      @all_consuming_images 3 года назад +19

      I know! How does he pull it off!?

    • @aerodaan
      @aerodaan 3 года назад +3

      Definitely

    • @caretakersaccount9268
      @caretakersaccount9268 3 года назад +52

      @@all_consuming_images With ambivalence.

    • @shecklesmack9563
      @shecklesmack9563 3 года назад +15

      @@caretakersaccount9268 Yep. While most nerdy/quirky people tend to be a bit neurotic or tightly-wound, he definitely gives zero fucks.

    • @harrydoyle9355
      @harrydoyle9355 3 года назад

      @@caretakersaccount9268 iii

  • @AnAverageJho
    @AnAverageJho 4 года назад +1506

    9:05 "I got 24, I just added them all together"
    > the numbers actually add up to 23

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag 4 года назад +18

      beat me

    • @flynna
      @flynna 4 года назад +18

      @@moist.teabag how hard

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 4 года назад +16

      That's what I posted the last time this clip was used in a compilation.
      This post never does as well as it deserves.
      Godspeed to you though.

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag 4 года назад +6

      @@flynna until i'm pretty

    • @johnfahey6131
      @johnfahey6131 4 года назад +11

      That was the joke...

  • @nickmilligan3662
    @nickmilligan3662 4 года назад +2283

    Richard should have at least gotten a bonus point for doing proper maths for a question that could not be answered any other way

    • @bels3873
      @bels3873 4 года назад +70

      Does it say something about me, that I was genuinely turned on by his 'proper maths'?

    • @rowandavis2061
      @rowandavis2061 3 года назад +40

      Countdown should totally get on board with the full range of BIDMAS operations

    • @juwankane5150
      @juwankane5150 3 года назад +18

      My issue with that is that Jon would have got it as well if the rules permitted it. But Jon followed the rules so he didn’t.

    • @Kajifox
      @Kajifox 3 года назад +20

      You know he actually had the digits there, too. He had a 3 for 10³, and a 2 for 5².

    • @Dave1307
      @Dave1307 3 года назад +18

      1 10 2 3 5 2
      you add the 1 to the 2, multiply by the 3 to get 9
      then you take the 10 and multiply it by the 5 to get 50
      9 50
      done

  • @booboodadfool8015
    @booboodadfool8015 4 года назад +541

    "I've always resisted your intimate overtures", the most British thing I've ever heard.

  • @MusicOfTheNight0711
    @MusicOfTheNight0711 2 года назад +91

    “No one told me there would be any social interaction or I would not have come.” Absolutely relatable lol

  • @briealbright6576
    @briealbright6576 3 года назад +308

    “Ayoade on Top” is the funniest book I’ve ever read. To anyone who hasn’t read it, buy it now. It’s so fucking worth it

    • @mouselinguist
      @mouselinguist 2 года назад +31

      He narrates the audiobook himself, as well, and it's spectacular.

    • @briealbright6576
      @briealbright6576 2 года назад +9

      @@mouselinguist oh I bet that’s even funnier!

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 2 года назад +3

      Spoken like someone who has never read 'The Grip of Film'...

    • @jovo8977
      @jovo8977 Год назад

      Came here to say about the audiobook, but you beat me to it

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 года назад +1137

    The fact that Richard nailed that 950 and you bastards didn't give him the points is a travesty and an injustice.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, who gives a shit about rules, huh?

    • @CreedBrattonTheOffice
      @CreedBrattonTheOffice 3 года назад +65

      @@LoneKharnivore If it could be done legit then I can get not giving any points but it was impossible, as far as I could tell the most you could get was 900 a few different ways. Since it was impossible they should've given points for creativity!

    • @MJKFanatic
      @MJKFanatic 3 года назад +11

      It’s because he didn’t use all the numbers. He should’ve divided the 950 by the remaining 1 then points would’ve been obligatory

    • @erikamaxine5199
      @erikamaxine5199 3 года назад +24

      Whats funnier is that Rob said he got 24 by adding them all and even that was wrong as the answer is 23
      10+5=15
      3+2=5
      2+1=3
      15+5+3=23

    • @CathyWeasly
      @CathyWeasly 3 года назад +16

      @@MJKFanatic No you don't have to use all the numbers but you are not allowed to use to the power of such as squared or cubed, which is why he didn't get the marks. It was very cool maths though!

  • @sdfcet
    @sdfcet 4 года назад +951

    Richard is a calm logical voice everyone needs during this pandemic . Love him

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 4 года назад +13

      Because panic is always better when subdued.

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 4 года назад +33

      "i've been practicing social distancing for the last twenty years" - him in a recent interview

    • @jpaxonreyes
      @jpaxonreyes 4 года назад +3

      Get a job in a jelly factory, mate.

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 2 года назад +3

      Except when you take his tray of sweets

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 4 года назад +227

    I love how Rachel praises Richard's method of getting 950 and then says "no"

  • @LuggyBro
    @LuggyBro 4 года назад +799

    Someone make Richard the next *Doctor Who* please. Many thanks.

  • @TheOnceandFutureJake
    @TheOnceandFutureJake 3 года назад +222

    I love that Jon's "get a job at a jelly factory" comeback was coming from a place of jealousy because he couldn't think outside the box like Richard.

    • @franka9942
      @franka9942 Год назад

      I think it rather came from a place of annoyance that someone was getting praise for quite basic math that Jon probably could have done as well if the rules allowed it

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 3 года назад +664

    I could honestly listen to Richard Ayoade describe the entire plot of white chicks for hours! 😂

    • @dmeep
      @dmeep 3 года назад +3

      did you buy the book? i assume it is real

    • @pinoyguy75
      @pinoyguy75 3 года назад +14

      @@dmeep I bought the audiobook. Richard narrates it. It's the best thing ever

    • @jonathangwynne1917
      @jonathangwynne1917 3 года назад +1

      And it would be better than the film...

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 3 года назад +3

      @@jonathangwynne1917 You say that like it would be difficult... lol

  • @negergreger666
    @negergreger666 4 года назад +348

    Thing is, by the look of it, this is from just two episodes of countdown and yet Richard delivers enough enough funny for over 14 minutes of funny lines. If that isn’t a quality comedian, I don’t know what is.

    • @osumailguy
      @osumailguy 4 года назад +16

      dino de laurentiis ??? At least 3 episodes ...was captain on both sides and partner with Sean in one

  • @xcruciator2269
    @xcruciator2269 4 года назад +518

    Good to see Richard wearing a TNETENNBA. It's rare nowadays.

  • @octagonocologist
    @octagonocologist 4 года назад +262

    Rob said "I got 24, I just added them all together." But if you add them all together it's only 23 lmao

    • @bels3873
      @bels3873 4 года назад +11

      He and Richard made a surprisingly funny team. Wouldn't have thought their two persona's would mesh that well.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 4 года назад +1

      9:05

    • @bethanymcpartlin7789
      @bethanymcpartlin7789 3 года назад +1

      It’s called comedy

    • @octagonocologist
      @octagonocologist 3 года назад +4

      @@bethanymcpartlin7789 lol no, he legit counted wrong and *thats* called comedy

  • @lifeofbryon
    @lifeofbryon 4 года назад +123

    Jon's jelly factory joke is the best ever.

  • @singlepikachu4501
    @singlepikachu4501 4 года назад +313

    Richard should have brought “the internet” with him as his mascot 😂

    • @LJALLDAY600
      @LJALLDAY600 3 года назад +12

      It's too delicate

    • @willwright7741
      @willwright7741 3 года назад +26

      the elders of the internet wouldnt allow it

    • @LJALLDAY600
      @LJALLDAY600 3 года назад +10

      @@willwright7741 can you imagine if it got damaged in transit?

    • @willwright7741
      @willwright7741 3 года назад +6

      @@LJALLDAY600 all hell would break loose!

    • @motioninmind6015
      @motioninmind6015 2 года назад +1

      He lost access to the internet when The IT Crowd finished its run

  • @aoifefaithmaplesden7559
    @aoifefaithmaplesden7559 3 года назад +74

    I love Rob’s slightly delayed laugh after the jelly factory bit. 😂

  • @juderussell667
    @juderussell667 3 года назад +243

    Dream team: Richard Ayoade and James Acaster 👌🏼

  • @lis.anwell638
    @lis.anwell638 2 года назад +22

    “Oh don’t patronize us, we’re in hell” 😂🤣

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 2 года назад +23

    Richard is the one person I've seen who doesn't get angry, he just gets mildly annoyed. If anyone tried to seriously piss him off they would be met with a stern "how dare you!" and that'd be that.

    • @eka2894
      @eka2894 10 месяцев назад +5

      Big fat quiz of everything (2016) when Rob Beckett eats all of his candy. Best outburst I've ever seen by a grown man. 😂

  • @JimmyJacksOff
    @JimmyJacksOff 4 года назад +252

    “I don’t think you need the word white before socialite” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @HDgodfrey
    @HDgodfrey Год назад +6

    I love Rob, "I added them all together and got 24" me - "That's only 23"🤣

  • @colinmichaelroberts
    @colinmichaelroberts 2 года назад +35

    Richard Ayoade and Sean Lock is such a funny team combo because I don't know if they're exactly the same or exact opposites.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 Год назад +6

      @Tejesh Patel Richard's one tone, sure, but he's the most interesting shade of beige you'll ever come across.

  • @Elphienis
    @Elphienis 4 года назад +187

    Now I want to watch White Chicks, he really sold it

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 года назад +4

      And pure sarcasm at the same time. Genius 😂

    • @reecelxman1762
      @reecelxman1762 4 года назад +1

      The best feel good movie ever

    • @Chigz10
      @Chigz10 4 года назад +7

      it is pretty funny, the premise alone is so ridiculous

    • @WxB2001
      @WxB2001 3 года назад +4

      It's such a good film. But it would not do well if it was released in 2020

  • @nebojsapavlovic8031
    @nebojsapavlovic8031 2 года назад +11

    "If you love me, I'll flourish!" 🙂 I didn't see that one coming - it killed me! 🙂 Richard's a riot!

  • @cjfhotshot2838
    @cjfhotshot2838 4 года назад +95

    Moss is on countdown again

  • @atomicexistentialism8428
    @atomicexistentialism8428 3 года назад +37

    Ayoade and Ashling are a team match made in heaven xD

  • @fayfayyooou
    @fayfayyooou 3 года назад +14

    “Now you know the good stuff here, you can’t even turn around” 😛

  • @everythingandanything3045
    @everythingandanything3045 4 года назад +60

    Richard ayoade is the gift that keeps giving
    Thank you channel 4 for documenting compiling and sharing

  • @MrHouseRockers69
    @MrHouseRockers69 3 года назад +16

    10:26 the second Rob needed to drink in the jelly factory “burn” until breaking down. Amazing

  • @hannahmorton8151
    @hannahmorton8151 4 года назад +145

    ‘I like your glasses’ they're not for sale’

  • @zapbas
    @zapbas 4 года назад +65

    I wonder if Tony ever got in touch.

  • @TheJamiebaby15
    @TheJamiebaby15 3 года назад +9

    Jimmy got owned with a very fast “ do you “ 😂

  • @alexchen5445
    @alexchen5445 2 года назад +11

    Favourite part is remembering on Big Fat Quiz how Richard and Rob were in a fit about sweets, and first joke we have here is about sweets

  • @milverb3086
    @milverb3086 4 года назад +73

    Club 8+ welcomes its newest member and Countdown prodigy, Word.

  • @dickreckard5026
    @dickreckard5026 4 года назад +52

    7:51 That might have been a way under the radar play on the word "Ambivilance," by Katherine.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 3 года назад

      *ambivalence
      It's literally right there on the screen.

  • @emilygreen9369
    @emilygreen9369 4 года назад +22

    I want to go to sleep listening to richard, then I find myself wanting to watch more 😂 need a compilation of him and Noel fielding!!

  • @specialktheman
    @specialktheman 2 года назад +4

    The guy never laughs…love his disposition

  • @xoxomckenziee
    @xoxomckenziee 3 года назад +9

    HIS VOICE IS THE BEST THING. I LOVE HIS VOICE.

  • @niklajay342
    @niklajay342 3 года назад +17

    At 12:12, I really wanted him to finish the rant and then say the only thing he'd written down was venting.

  • @djcaesar9114
    @djcaesar9114 5 месяцев назад +1

    I really love this guy.

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril3735 6 месяцев назад +1

    Richard is so hilarious. I just discovered this now! I must be dreaming , this was three years ago!

  • @Savage--
    @Savage-- 3 года назад +12

    I read Richard's book and it's absolutely brilliant.

  • @danielmartin5610
    @danielmartin5610 3 года назад +8

    The “ how dare you” kills me every time

  • @c0niferal
    @c0niferal 4 года назад +22

    "Those two *lucky* objects."

  • @benangell1403
    @benangell1403 2 года назад +10

    Richard has awkwardly brilliant chemistry with everybody.

  • @lauren-caitwright921
    @lauren-caitwright921 3 года назад +39

    The rage I still have that Richard didn't get any points for his math is astounding

  • @c0niferal
    @c0niferal 4 года назад +13

    "Do you" 😂

  • @ashby7m
    @ashby7m 3 года назад +3

    Fucking love him. His deadpan is hilarious.

  • @ssvoogel
    @ssvoogel 3 года назад +12

    9:20 Look, there's a 3 on there to cube the 10, a 2 to square the 25. This is all legit and Countdown should just make it possible hahaha

  • @braddub8145
    @braddub8145 4 года назад +10

    Richard and Rob are an A+ team

  • @starrynitebaka
    @starrynitebaka 2 года назад +3

    I've already watched this, but decided to watch it again. Love me some Richard Ayoade.

  • @DHGr33t
    @DHGr33t 4 года назад +25

    3:50 'I like your glasses'
    Thanks, but they are not for sale

  • @douglasdunton9542
    @douglasdunton9542 Год назад +1

    @ 8:36 - the only time I've seen really Richard smile on Cats ~ love it!!

  • @MigukChelovek
    @MigukChelovek 3 года назад +4

    "I am relax-DONT TOUCH ME!"

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I like your glasses 🤫"
    "Thank you 🤓"

  • @jonc6250
    @jonc6250 4 года назад +3

    I love Richard❤

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 2 года назад +4

    I had to find out. And yeah, he did legitimately write a book called Ayoade On Top, this man is a legend

  • @gwinnellheald8592
    @gwinnellheald8592 4 года назад +9

    Gotta love national icon Richard Ayoade

  • @loverace3785
    @loverace3785 3 года назад +4

    I love Aisling, such a beautiful name

  • @alexandrapossum71
    @alexandrapossum71 4 года назад +9

    God I love him

  • @jamdoe6486
    @jamdoe6486 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've come to this video because Sean's "Thanks, Richard" was stuck in my head and I was trying to remember the context.

  • @cnelsonlv99
    @cnelsonlv99 3 года назад +4

    That opening clip is amazing!

  • @EpicnessCupStudios
    @EpicnessCupStudios 4 года назад +49

    Really disappointed when he got told someone liked his glasses and he didn’t respond “they’re not for sale”

  • @bryngoldsmith1848
    @bryngoldsmith1848 3 года назад +6

    I love how Richard ayoade also did it crowd countdown

  • @swordsword5593
    @swordsword5593 3 года назад

    Richard is just a treasure!!!

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 3 года назад +4

    Richard + Sean, yes!

  • @minimooster7258
    @minimooster7258 3 года назад +18

    Richard was absolutely robbed for working out 950! Even if it technically was against the rules, it wasn't possible without breaking the rules

  • @oikkuoek
    @oikkuoek 3 года назад +27

    Just the fact that he has probably watched the "White chicks" several times to complete the book and give this episode an evolving joke, is at least a BAFTA-worthy pile of work. Also an honorable mention for out-witting Sean Lock. Neve seen the Mayor of Fun been played like a sock puppet.

  • @jeraldbutternubs9566
    @jeraldbutternubs9566 2 года назад +11

    “Are you a fan of countdown?” Mans he was on countdown for IT crowd and absolutely destroyed it

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад +5

    As a dimple owner
    I'm sad it took so long but I'm so glad i finally saw that clip

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +1

      *and half norwegian

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад

      I love him being cocky about his dimple lol

  • @karbenfeibar9914
    @karbenfeibar9914 4 года назад +96

    I don’t look at him as Richard. I always see Moss.

    • @iamnoturmom2326
      @iamnoturmom2326 4 года назад +4

      im glad its not just me!

    • @WaynesWorld69
      @WaynesWorld69 3 года назад +7

      I'll just put this over here....with the rest of the fire....

  • @thealmightyduck335
    @thealmightyduck335 3 года назад +28

    9:04
    "I got 24, I just added 'em all together"
    It's really a testament as to how bad Rob really is because they all add to 23...

  • @eterniaeternia6313
    @eterniaeternia6313 4 года назад

    Richard is a Top Man.

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye 4 года назад +15

    Who likes the full on curly mop better than the short 'do Richard?
    Of course I love his humor always.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 года назад +1

      @Bella Rose, it's a quite common colloquialism, especially used to describe very curly hair. No offense intended which is made obvious by the implication that I like it.

  • @_TheDudeAbides_
    @_TheDudeAbides_ 3 года назад +2

    Yes, everyone proving they can do simple additions up to 23, we are all very impressed by your skills.

  • @amyjones8791
    @amyjones8791 Год назад

    "I've been thru thick and thin with that one" ❤

  • @Langwidere903
    @Langwidere903 2 года назад +2

    Has he ever referenced TNETNNBA on cats does countdown? It just feels right

  • @jamesrempel8522
    @jamesrempel8522 Год назад

    Omg Richard and Aisling have such amazing energy together!

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 4 года назад +2

    Riley straightens my Wrinkles.!!

  • @stryqx
    @stryqx 2 года назад +4

    His comment on power at 01:19 describes Australian political parties to a tee.

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 4 года назад +8

    He’s so hilariously awkward haha

  • @jamesmcnulty3697
    @jamesmcnulty3697 3 года назад +4

    11:50 - I guess you could say, Richard was VENTING

  • @marcwright8395
    @marcwright8395 Месяц назад

    Rob and Richard would be a great sitcom

  • @Thiccbeard
    @Thiccbeard 2 года назад +3

    We need channel 4 in America. I have never laughed so hard since I watched Monty Python's The Life Of Brian until I started watching stuff on channel 4 on youtube

  • @KevPage-Witkicker
    @KevPage-Witkicker 2 года назад +2

    "I just wanna feel like a man" - slides perfume bottle to well-groomed dude

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 2 года назад +13

    Richard deserved a point for hitting 950. Best I could do without exponents was 900: (1 + 2) * everything else

  • @beluga101
    @beluga101 2 года назад

    Oh hey Richard

  • @alexhaworth757
    @alexhaworth757 2 года назад +2

    I didn't even realise that at 9.05 you don't even get 24 if you add them all up lmao

  • @littleschnitzel8226
    @littleschnitzel8226 3 года назад +10

    It's a bit sad almost no one got the "this is not Roman times" joke.

  • @martini668
    @martini668 2 года назад

    Rachel saying errrrm love it

  • @cabbastyles.
    @cabbastyles. 4 года назад +51

    The fact that they’ve never seen white chicks is mind boggling to me 😂

  • @guitanocoversandmore7115
    @guitanocoversandmore7115 Год назад

    Every time I see Sean on a clip I always doubt that he’s passed away I second guess my self every time it just doesn’t seem real, legend Sean lock RIP 😢

  • @Sam-lx2sg
    @Sam-lx2sg 3 года назад

    13:53 gotta love Sean hahah

  • @OldNew45
    @OldNew45 2 года назад

    "John Richardson: SAVAGE moments"
    😂😂😂

  • @mattd3224
    @mattd3224 4 года назад +22

    Rob: “I just 24, I added them all together”
    The numbers add up to 23 but sure.