Custodians of Guitar Crap Volume 1

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

Комментарии • 287

  • @Chiro75
    @Chiro75 8 лет назад +33

    Damn, Dave, I can't watch you at lunch at work anymore. I laugh so frickin' hard I keep almost choking to death! LOL You rock, man, I love your channel! Most entertainment I've had in forever

    • @jrpenny9742
      @jrpenny9742 8 лет назад

      +Chiro75 : Ditto! Dave has me in stitches all the time. That's what you get when you watch a REAL person at work! And, a TRUE Canadian! He always gets his man! In his case, mostly, crap stringed instruments! But, he gets the job done, no matter!

    • @jinx0192
      @jinx0192 6 лет назад

      Lol funny you mention that. I just had to spit out my Philly cheese steak to get some air i laughed so hard. Eat my sandwich before I finish this vid.

  • @DoppelgangerShockwave
    @DoppelgangerShockwave 6 лет назад +14

    Spider-Bass, Spider-Bass
    Goochin' up all over the place
    Spins a web, any size
    Its neck catches fret buzz all the time
    Look out, here comes the Spider-Bass!
    Is it well crafted?
    Listen bud, it has static in the knobs
    Can it swing with the band?
    Take a look, it's out of tune again
    Hey there, there goes the Spider-Bass!
    In the chill of night, Dave's called to the scene of a crime
    Like a streak of light, Dave arrives just in time!
    Spider-Bass, Spider-Bass
    Goochin' up all over the place
    Wealth and fame, Dave's ignored
    Great intonation is his reward
    To Dave, life's a great big bang up
    Wherever there's a hang up, you'll find a Spider-Bass!

  • @AstroSLOTH393
    @AstroSLOTH393 10 лет назад +28

    The sad thing is, that bass sounds better then mine.

  • @mattz1686
    @mattz1686 8 лет назад +6

    Lol I don't even watch this for the guitar stuff, just for the hilarious commentary.

  • @TheSighphiguy
    @TheSighphiguy 8 лет назад +19

    rush is my favorite band.
    now i cant unhear...."we are the janitors...of the temple...of syrinx" LOL!

  • @basscannon2171
    @basscannon2171 10 лет назад

    New Subscriber Pal! Love your videos. Unlike most you seem to actually make videos because you care. you dont use any fancy camera tricks or anything, you just give honest facts (and opinions) and good videos

  • @skyeye45
    @skyeye45 11 лет назад

    Dave, I find your guitar repair videos not only terribly informative but very humorus! I really like to hear your "surfer dude" voice and the side bar things you come up with make me laugh out loud at times. Especially the Spider Dude guitar!
    Please keep your videos coming!
    Big thank you!! "Dude"

  • @LasseHuhtala
    @LasseHuhtala 10 лет назад +12

    Boris the spider. Great. :-)

  • @grandassassin24
    @grandassassin24 9 лет назад +1

    The trying to decipher which pickup did what was the funniest thing ever

  • @akc5150
    @akc5150 3 года назад

    SOOOOOO glad you didn't let me down and gave us a bit of Boris The Spider at the end!!!

  • @TomTobin67
    @TomTobin67 7 лет назад

    That spider bass is just hysterical! The pickup configuration, the truss rod and the wiring is like science fiction.

  • @remley8877
    @remley8877 8 лет назад +1

    The spider design is really goofy and I'd definitely rewire it,but all in all.....I want one of those

  • @Broyale26
    @Broyale26 11 лет назад

    This video was hilarious, especially the part about the bass headstock. Good stuff, Dave!

  • @codywinfield1547
    @codywinfield1547 10 лет назад +5

    I like how he plays Boris the spider on the spider bass :D

  • @RastaSaiyaman
    @RastaSaiyaman 10 лет назад +2

    Quest actually was one of the many brands made by Matsumoku and those instruments were build to last, so it doesn't surprise me that after some TLC this bass actually was a good player.

  • @timlilly
    @timlilly 6 лет назад

    I was laughing so much after the first 3 minutes I had to pause the video to recover. Brilliant Dave.

  • @KSTsonic
    @KSTsonic 7 лет назад +2

    I had to pause the video because I am laughing so hard from the spectacular opening… It certainly is craptacular.

  • @stevestringer7351
    @stevestringer7351 7 лет назад

    Great vid Dave. always appreciate your "smart-assness" . keep 'em coming my friend!

  • @vintagevanhalen5394
    @vintagevanhalen5394 5 лет назад

    the keeper of musical sarcasm.. tip my hat to you sir

  • @George_Coleman
    @George_Coleman 9 лет назад +1

    this is the most entertaining video I've seen in a long time haha!

  • @dazxmedia
    @dazxmedia 11 лет назад +1

    You're a good man Charlie Brown...keep the vids coming, love them all

  • @IntoTheMystery13
    @IntoTheMystery13 6 лет назад

    What do you use to clean the fretboard?

  • @Mr13wonderboy77
    @Mr13wonderboy77 8 лет назад

    a little "boris the spider" at the end there, i love it haha!

  • @supermugz
    @supermugz 8 лет назад +1

    I dont know what scares me more? That Spider Bass wired from Mars or the fact that Dave actually has a Spider Man Doll. :P

  • @yrussq
    @yrussq 9 лет назад +1

    omg the wirings on that bass is just awesome.)))) The box full of secrets)))

  • @jaxsabin4775
    @jaxsabin4775 10 лет назад +8

    lol You got yourself a winner there! Whew! That was painful to watch, let alone do what you had to do to it. The owner should rip that wiring out, wire it up correctly, sand the body and shoot it with a solid color. Then it would be a decent bass. That sounded like a bag of assholes all puckered up in sync.

  • @garyspiegel2355
    @garyspiegel2355 9 лет назад

    Hi Dave ,it's Easter morning or afternoon I'm watching you try and make this spider bass work. I can't believe people buy basis like this .Excuse my spelling I am voice to texting which is much easier to reply then typing and I will try and correct it later .But the guy that told you that you're not cleaning a pickup truck, maybe he's a detailer and doesn't want the competition or has no idea how to clean a neck ...probably never watched you, is not a fan. Well I am so, saying all that, have a good holiday and I'll be watching. I love your videos! spider bass, spider bass, friendly neighborhood spider bass.... doot doot doot, doot doot doot .

    • @EduardoVelezIII
      @EduardoVelezIII 9 лет назад

      I actually think it could be a quality instrument with a wiring overhaul.

    • @garyspiegel2355
      @garyspiegel2355 9 лет назад

      I've made probably 30-40 bass in the 45 years I've been playing and it's not worth to sink money into a bass that's not worth it take an old Fender leave it., people want to upgrade upgrade upgrade that's not the way to do it.

  • @DeadKoby
    @DeadKoby 6 лет назад

    I have seen this many times... but still watch for "Spider Bass"

  • @nzanikos
    @nzanikos 7 лет назад +4

    At 5:05, the decal shows the nation of Greece, and the writing says "Greece", written in the Greek alphabet.

  • @mr7wi
    @mr7wi 8 лет назад

    Dave - your best work - right here!

  • @hunterfagan6272
    @hunterfagan6272 8 лет назад +1

    it is so satisfying to clean a fretboard

  • @marcosferreiro4632
    @marcosferreiro4632 8 лет назад

    does this bass belong to the guy with the sick collection of ibanez roadsters(one of my favorite basses and what i first played on, if he'd wanna part with any)...... i thought i saw the spider bass on his wall.... keep up the good work, Dave. Thank you!!!

    • @marcosferreiro4632
      @marcosferreiro4632 8 лет назад

      +Dave's World of Fun Stuff I need more friends like yours haha!!!! be well!!

  • @danriley5848
    @danriley5848 2 года назад

    When Spiderman showed up I lost my shit.😂

  • @frankperricone2065
    @frankperricone2065 3 года назад

    Good one Dave,did know one catch that, Boris the spider,written and sung by one of the best bass players John Entwistle

  • @VAC52
    @VAC52 12 лет назад

    Dave, safe to say you're probably the only guy I'd enjoy watching work on "crappy guitars." LOL. Hope someday to see you work on a vintage Jack Bruce era EB3.

  • @JohnnyMrHattersmith
    @JohnnyMrHattersmith 10 лет назад

    Hey Davey-doo!! When will you make another custodians of crap vid?

  • @MiseryFields
    @MiseryFields 12 лет назад

    I love how, even if you're ripping into the guitar and picking on it, you still talk about the good things about them, too. Even if you are being ironic once in a while.

  • @CaptainMacNasty
    @CaptainMacNasty 10 лет назад +8

    I am upset. I may have to stop watching Dave's World of Fun Stuf. I don't know why, but my dog gets extremely jealous when she catches me laughing, ....and she sneaks up behind me and applies the dreaded ClawHead. Woe is Me.

  • @daveyspider
    @daveyspider 12 лет назад

    hi dave is there any way a slightly twisted neck can be straightend out. keep up the great vids i have learned loads from them thanks bro. davey.

  • @nikunjchaudhary4252
    @nikunjchaudhary4252 10 лет назад

    You have got awesome videos. New subscriber buddy !!!

  • @sdushdiu
    @sdushdiu 8 лет назад

    Thanks Dave! Your sardonic humor makes my day!

  • @YuhDoanSay
    @YuhDoanSay 10 лет назад +1

    And DEEPER into the CRAP as you go! HA! HA! The man with the guts to keep GOING!

  • @andrewhodgson8895
    @andrewhodgson8895 5 лет назад

    "Craptacular". I actually laughed out loud - thanks.

  • @Drope182
    @Drope182 12 лет назад

    sup dave i need to know somethin, what can i use in a fretbord that don't bites the fret? i mean i changed them all and theres one particulary that just got loose on it, maybe some glue or something but what kind of? sorry for bad english i'm a mexican guy and know not a lot of english, well thanks and i have to tell you i love guitars and i love see how they work and how can i repair them well thanks :D

  • @cobutler1
    @cobutler1 12 лет назад

    Sad to say a lot of the crap I threw away years ago is now worth something to someone. Oh Well. I have an SD Curley bass with a through the body neck. It is also bananaed, so I'm going to give the truss rod a try as per your example. Had a few wrenches but not one big enough so I ordered one on e-bay for 6 bucks. Any hints? Thanks, enjoy you videos and humor.

  • @57Banjoman
    @57Banjoman 9 лет назад

    Love the Entwistle creepy spider demo!

  • @tallthinkev
    @tallthinkev 10 лет назад +6

    Think that bass would be nice, if it was something else. Like beer.

  • @DADGADDY
    @DADGADDY 12 лет назад

    Dave, with as many guitars that you repair I am suprised you are unfamiliar with the Spider Wire technique (thus the spider on the front), essentially if you are unsure of electronics, just throw a spider in the control pot cavity, put the cover back on, wait 24 hours, take the cover off, remove spider and reward him with a fly treat, then just solder wires to each spot that the web he made comes off of and Viola.....Spider Wire. It works 12% of the time, feel free to do a video on it.

  • @KSTsonic
    @KSTsonic 7 лет назад +2

    You played Boris the spider… That's funny

  • @matainaishipach
    @matainaishipach 11 лет назад +1

    Brilliant. He played borris the spider on a spider bass.

  • @justanotherdummy3448
    @justanotherdummy3448 8 лет назад

    Dave is mine a fluke iv only had to adjust my truss rod 1 time in 40 years.even when I took it outside fairly often .I live in Michigan so the humidity is up and down as much as anywhere.

  • @whodamathadamus
    @whodamathadamus 4 года назад

    I'm gonna get me one of those 5.1 surround sound compressor! Love your video's

  • @DayZero2112
    @DayZero2112 9 лет назад

    Lol at Dave acting like he is pretending to smoke a doob at the beginning.

  • @patrickmullis1574
    @patrickmullis1574 9 лет назад

    ''and left that thing sucking balls with nothing happening''-greatest youtube quote 2015

  • @gregkeith692
    @gregkeith692 9 лет назад

    Dave you're too funny with words. Enjoy your videos. Tx. for sharing all that
    scary stuff. KISS would like your equipment. I'd wear makeup too, if I had to
    play that stuff. .Great group Name: '' Custodians of....''
    Tx. gk.

  • @Mattguitarman1234
    @Mattguitarman1234 12 лет назад

    Hey Dave, what do you use to get shit off the neck, like liquids wise, and is that like steal wool? i use Ronsonol and a a rag, but it takes a lot of elbow greese.

  • @cwbeas
    @cwbeas 11 лет назад

    What's going on with the pups on the spider-bass?
    Why would anyone put pups in that backwards position?

  • @boo66
    @boo66 8 лет назад

    Ha ha.. Love the Boris quotation at the end. Brilliant.
    :o)

  • @BenjaminAbrahamNYC
    @BenjaminAbrahamNYC 12 лет назад

    Nowhere in the video does he say he repaired the wiring...please correct me if I'm wrong with the time where he does. I didn't say that he didn't have the skill set to repair the bass, the general condescending attitude implies that the bass isn't worthy of repair. I will comment if I feel like it's worth commenting on and I will respond if I'm called out on something if I can but I'm not going to keep up with it...doesn't mean you won an argument, just means i don't care enough to reply.

  • @Dicksaiter
    @Dicksaiter 8 лет назад +1

    Pretty odd the Precision Pick Up is in Bridge position.

  • @alessmacri
    @alessmacri 9 лет назад

    Craptacular? love the term... the best sir!

  • @andrewmuelleranantababaji8073
    @andrewmuelleranantababaji8073 5 лет назад

    Never seen a p pickup so close to bridge than jazz pickup in next how's that work for sound but what style sound?

  • @jayyoutube8790
    @jayyoutube8790 9 лет назад

    Are you using a magic eraser on the neck? Those are the shit, I just never thought on using it on the neck

  • @UptownMovies
    @UptownMovies 12 лет назад +1

    I think that is a map of Greece on the back of the spider bass. Why? It's anybodies guess ... made in Greece?

  • @trort2714
    @trort2714 7 лет назад

    Is it wrong that I like that cheap Silvertone? Here in my office, I'm looking at my first electric guitar. A Silvertone from Sears. Circa 1970. Still have the amp too!

  • @ZaddyGotchu
    @ZaddyGotchu 12 лет назад

    in your opinion what would you say is the best way to clean a maple fret board and also polish the frets?

  • @woah4848
    @woah4848 5 лет назад

    I’m concerned about the quest spider explorer knock off bass thing...I can’t find anything about those that isn’t this video

  • @frankkolton1780
    @frankkolton1780 5 лет назад

    You really should of sprayed that spider with a concentrated Monsanto product.

  • @ooinvsaoo
    @ooinvsaoo 7 лет назад

    am i crazy for liking the silvertone?

  • @XMetalChefX
    @XMetalChefX 11 лет назад

    Dave,
    Where can i get hat little metal do hickey that you put over the fret to clean it? Stew-jack?

  • @jameslabuschagne1915
    @jameslabuschagne1915 9 лет назад +1

    This guys voice fucking cracks me up

  • @imurrx
    @imurrx 5 лет назад +1

    ELLAS is Greece. That''s a map of the country.

  • @jcastle123
    @jcastle123 11 лет назад +1

    Hahahah Janitors of the temple of syrinx! And Boris! Bahaha! I get a kick out of these vids!

  • @creatureof1977
    @creatureof1977 10 лет назад

    Im building a saga p b kit. looks like a solid piece. thanks for yer knowledge

  • @slash11896
    @slash11896 12 лет назад

    do you film all your repairs?

  • @chrisbaltazar7164
    @chrisbaltazar7164 11 лет назад

    and what's a good product to use on your fret board when cleaning it?

  • @KerryFreemanMelbourne
    @KerryFreemanMelbourne 8 лет назад +1

    You make my day...

  • @sski
    @sski 11 лет назад

    HA! You're a trip Dave. Great tips though. You'd HATE my Frankensteined fretless Epi EB-1 8-string bass. Or you'd love it. It's crazy. Rock on!

  • @NiklausMetal
    @NiklausMetal 12 лет назад

    Dave, do you know where I can buy one of those hex wrenches?

  • @orbitalchiller
    @orbitalchiller 8 лет назад +2

    i hoped you would have fixed the electronic though.

  • @meanderer06513
    @meanderer06513 4 года назад

    Ha! "Boris the Spider"...nice! :)

  • @sunrah4469
    @sunrah4469 7 лет назад

    Wow, its the eddie munster signature bass!! Cool.

  • @alanburridge6947
    @alanburridge6947 3 года назад

    The John Entwistle ‘Boris The Spider’ guitar.

  • @HBSuccess
    @HBSuccess 12 лет назад

    @TheCoolclassic Go get the P-bass. I paid $275 for a brand new P-bass in 1975... I still have it, and it's the only bass I ever needed for any kind of bass gig. I did replace the P-UP with a DiMarzio very early on - it has a little switch that did something to the tone (that I thought I needed at the time). Timeless design for a reason (although today I'd buy a 5-string)

  • @RobertoMatiz123
    @RobertoMatiz123 12 лет назад

    @davey4557 Does the lighter fluid work on the bridge too?

  • @iramillwrght
    @iramillwrght 9 лет назад

    Is that a metric adjustable wrench?

  • @TheChef470
    @TheChef470 11 лет назад +4

    My Dad used to say..."nothing a good fire wouldn't take care of" : )

  • @chenks54
    @chenks54 7 лет назад +1

    At 2.22: "We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx!". ???

  • @RokinLee
    @RokinLee 9 лет назад

    Didnt know Dan Auerbach was a customer? that silverstone looks sweet!

  • @thanassisharalampopoulos129
    @thanassisharalampopoulos129 8 лет назад

    Why is there a map of greece on the back of the "spider bass" ?

  • @woofwoofwoofie
    @woofwoofwoofie 12 лет назад

    "Hot Frikken dog!" I think that's gonna replace "yabba Dabba do" as my go-to line whenever Something works....
    :~)

  • @arctichare8185
    @arctichare8185 4 года назад

    Thank you again for the interesting and entertaining video. Looks like a good neck for sure. If only that wiring was cleaned up. Maybe it's owned by someone who usually plays 6 string and keeps a bass on hand to fool around on once in a while.

  • @jefftopping8377
    @jefftopping8377 8 лет назад

    liked the little Boris the spider riff lol

  • @BenjaminAbrahamNYC
    @BenjaminAbrahamNYC 12 лет назад

    i'm not talking shit, it's totally valid criticism of your video. as a repairman, your job is to repair things, like solder wirings appropriately and make a guitar sound good but clearly the weird spider bass is just too lowly for your superior repair skill set. i don't really spend all my time commenting on youtube videos to keep up...i get bored easy and i have better things to do, like play music and stuff.

  • @guitardudeguy3139
    @guitardudeguy3139 7 лет назад

    What a cacaphony of meticulous bulradash! You're the best Dave! OMG..laughing my area off..we are the priests!....of the pimple..of spider decals!

  • @alanburridge6947
    @alanburridge6947 3 года назад

    Add 25 bucks cleaning fee, Dave. Hope their underwear is cleaner than their guitar!

  • @brianwalker9585
    @brianwalker9585 10 лет назад +4

    Lost it when he brought the spiderman figure out...

  • @AlimonyCheck
    @AlimonyCheck 7 лет назад

    Laughed my fucking ass off at this. Lol.

  • @M3Z4C
    @M3Z4C 11 лет назад

    Hahahaa, "Boris The Spider" the BEST way to demo this one :)))

  • @airsoftguyperson
    @airsoftguyperson 10 лет назад

    Love the videos