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  • @kiteXLR
    @kiteXLR Год назад +2510

    yall need help fr 💀💀

  • @chupacabra2311
    @chupacabra2311 Год назад +4147

    You see, officer. When I attacked 47 different minorities in one singular sentence, I was doing it sarcastically

    • @vincenzofranchelli2201
      @vincenzofranchelli2201 Год назад +314

      Why officer, being racist isnt illegal

    • @4tbf616
      @4tbf616 Год назад

      @@vincenzofranchelli2201 "Sir, you threatened to shoot up a school in a black neighborhood"

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад +87

      @@spimbles Man you really aren't joking are you.
      Anime pfp moment.

    • @randomnobody8713
      @randomnobody8713 Год назад +44

      @@LordVader1094 can't blame you
      People tell sarcasm by their tone, can't really do that with a comment

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles Год назад +47

      @@LordVader1094 ok LordVader1094

  • @darealbeesechurger
    @darealbeesechurger Год назад +8266

    I love how “homophobes” is plural, implying that there are always more than one homophobes in a gc

    • @quirinoguy8665
      @quirinoguy8665 Год назад +648

      I mean, there is literally at least two of them in every gc I have ever been in.

    • @Bluedino549
      @Bluedino549 Год назад +479

      It's usually the gay guys themselves.

    • @kedarraman6690
      @kedarraman6690 Год назад +603

      My guy even the gay one is homophobic

    • @reketsuq2794
      @reketsuq2794 Год назад +91

      @@kedarraman6690 literally me

    • @ziepex7009
      @ziepex7009 Год назад +81

      @@Bluedino549 im not gay but i love femboys but i am still scared of homos so im good right

  • @checosa9202
    @checosa9202 Год назад +3323

    Honestly there's a full subreddit where people recommend to each other different dosages and types of drugs, so unless the drug addict's full birth name was on display I'm sure they'll be fine.

    • @ixmor8891
      @ixmor8891 Год назад +42

      Bro…what 💀

    • @kofalofa6648
      @kofalofa6648 Год назад +151

      @@ixmor8891 i think hes trying to say that taking drugs isn't illegal you gotta own alot or sell drugs to get convicted

    • @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383
      @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383 Год назад +10

      There's alot more than that.

    • @dazed7257
      @dazed7257 Год назад +62

      yeah fr people always think any amount of drugs will get you time. thats simply not true. as long as you dont distribute it in any way shape or form you good

    • @LeverhoodTruth
      @LeverhoodTruth Год назад +14

      @@dazed7257 owning things like heroin can get you up to a 7 year sentence in the UK

  • @SuperKlaas11
    @SuperKlaas11 Год назад +2449

    I love having a groupchat with myself.

  • @howtofight.8650
    @howtofight.8650 Год назад +435

    Whats interesting is that it is implied the people in the chat have never snitched on each other until the leak occurred, showing how loyal they are to one another.

    • @alidz2588
      @alidz2588 Год назад +81

      Everyone in the chat has something to hide, leak something and you're doomed.

    • @boing_boing9
      @boing_boing9 Год назад +49

      "Bury you? I think you mean bury US"

    • @totallynotdope7671
      @totallynotdope7671 Год назад +37

      Everyone has done something wrong at some point so they all stay loyal

    • @mongolianares
      @mongolianares Год назад

      Samdak what are you doing here?

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 Год назад +9

      ​@@totallynotdope7671 That's why everyone in prison treat each other so well, specially towards child predators

  • @Kpracn0va
    @Kpracn0va 11 месяцев назад +149

    I remember when a group chat got leaked at school, and the kid who happened to be a white supremacist said “I’m not a supremacist, I’m a narcissist!”
    It took me a while to understand what he meant by that. Basically, he meant that he wasn’t in favour of the white race but he was just in favour of himself, while happening to be white.

  • @wsads420
    @wsads420 Год назад +174

    You forgot me: the guy who sends bomb recipes in the group chat when he's bored

    • @chaosmarine8166
      @chaosmarine8166 Год назад +7

      Hey that's me

    • @totallynotdope7671
      @totallynotdope7671 Год назад +6

      كلنا سلمان كلنا محمد
      9/11

    • @PiracyMan
      @PiracyMan Год назад +14

      bombs are frankly very simple

    • @wsads420
      @wsads420 Год назад +2

      @@PiracyMan true

    • @PiryuOfficial
      @PiryuOfficial Год назад +8

      bro you can't just expose our subcategory; you'll doom us all.

  • @I4dtx
    @I4dtx Год назад +3139

    I'm almost all of them 💀

  • @quiviknotpotato6806
    @quiviknotpotato6806 Год назад +2946

    The fatphobic, bruh that's just a normal person.

    • @yannaingtun3675
      @yannaingtun3675 Год назад +164

      fatphobic is lucky

    • @SaketSurve
      @SaketSurve Год назад +13

      @@yannaingtun3675 what?

    • @yannaingtun3675
      @yannaingtun3675 Год назад +351

      @@SaketSurve lucky like he won't get arrested

    • @thecheesen
      @thecheesen Год назад +33

      @@yannaingtun3675 Most won't

    • @ceoofperc5353
      @ceoofperc5353 Год назад +106

      @@yannaingtun3675 damn that shit aged well 💀

  • @DogGodDogood
    @DogGodDogood Год назад +223

    There’s also that one guy that says the gayest crap imaginable but is actually straight

    • @johnins0mnia584
      @johnins0mnia584 Год назад +1

      I hate those type of people. Some will damn get on their knees and suck you off and say he's trolling. Like bullshit my guy you sucked a man off and called him gay tf is your logic? 🤣

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Год назад +18

      That's me

    • @parascythe2178
      @parascythe2178 Год назад +31

      We have a thing going called Gay Tuesday where we all can say the gayest stuff on Tuesday and get away with it (we all straight... I think?)

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Год назад

      @@parascythe2178 Idk about that one chief. It might a be a psy ops, to turn everyone in your server into twinks, and twink enjoyers. It's happened before.

    • @elpatoempatado2404
      @elpatoempatado2404 Год назад +2

      Me

  • @danmcgladdery1813
    @danmcgladdery1813 Год назад +270

    Plot twist: it’s just you in the group chat.

  • @demifiendrussia
    @demifiendrussia Год назад +755

    The only thing that I will say in my defence is that i’m not a pedophile, nor am i a child predator

  • @kaizokuli
    @kaizokuli Год назад +787

    As an Ohian I confirm we choose everything from the video

    • @ohio7357
      @ohio7357 Год назад +37

      As Ohio can confirm

    • @Transit0422
      @Transit0422 Год назад +13

      As someone who lives on the same continent as ohio can confirm

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog Год назад +8

      as the "o" from ohio i can confirm

    • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
      @LoliPolice-bf7mw Год назад +1

      As a Northeatern Ohioan I can confirm

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Год назад +3

      Ohian exists?

  • @crashingguts
    @crashingguts Год назад +213

    the last one fits here perfectly at this moment in time...

    • @oliewander3
      @oliewander3 Год назад

      Why's that?

    • @HakimFinger1953
      @HakimFinger1953 Год назад +30

      @@oliewander3 Andrew Tate, the guy that was in the video, is currently in jail in Romania because of Human Trafficking accusations.

    • @crashingguts
      @crashingguts Год назад

      @@oliewander3 not fatophobic but arrested
      ruclips.net/video/QM95H15k-Nw/видео.html&ab_channel=NBCNews

    • @thefirstjim
      @thefirstjim Год назад

      ​@@HakimFinger1953pretty recent too

    • @axelamazzal3497
      @axelamazzal3497 Год назад +6

      ironic also, since he got caught because of a pizza

  • @eliasjojo4723
    @eliasjojo4723 Год назад +614

    I'm the Fatphobic, the Sexist and 1 of the Homophobe guys 💀

    • @Asterx5
      @Asterx5 Год назад +117

      Almost based

    • @eliasjojo4723
      @eliasjojo4723 Год назад +65

      @@Asterx5 Thanks Chad🗿

    • @ehtresih9540
      @ehtresih9540 Год назад +11

      @@Asterx5 how does one become fully based?

    • @Asterx5
      @Asterx5 Год назад +21

      @@ehtresih9540 don't be very sexist

    • @scrotoschannel6709
      @scrotoschannel6709 Год назад

      @@Asterx5 Fukk off I am going ranked.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Год назад +80

    *A daily average Twitter user:*

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry Год назад +5

      @@whiteknight1414 ah yes, someone who doesn’t use twitter, thank you

    • @generic_tough_guy.4830
      @generic_tough_guy.4830 Год назад +14

      Bruh Twitter is literally all of these in disguise as hating them

    • @-_deploy_-
      @-_deploy_- Год назад +1

      @@whiteknight1414 destroy it

    • @blazi2293
      @blazi2293 Год назад +6

      Nah every political side is on Twitter. But they have something in common: reading their tweets may cause loss of braincells 💀

    • @Ferrari03
      @Ferrari03 Год назад +3

      Twitter is homophobic?! Impossible

  • @LOKSTED
    @LOKSTED Год назад +113

    Use end to end encryption if your group chat is going to be this based

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      @generalgrievous3133 Год назад +32

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    • @Eltar_
      @Eltar_ Год назад +2

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    • @nutmaster9541
      @nutmaster9541 Год назад

      @@generalgrievous3133 Raid Shadow Le-

    • @PiracyMan
      @PiracyMan Год назад

      discord...
      And I havent been able to persuade my friends to use the android text app I personally made yet, which has some decent encryption I copy pasted.

  • @rs8382
    @rs8382 Год назад +70

    Well... we had a good run lads

  • @EmoBoiLink
    @EmoBoiLink 10 месяцев назад +23

    According to my friends, I’m somehow the homophobe, sexist, racist and fatphobe. It hurts that they say that… because I’m also the mad scientist.

  • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
    @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 3 месяца назад +6

    I like how the child predator is different from the pedophile, implying the child predator is not a pedo

  • @jandlyt
    @jandlyt Год назад +36

    Bro im the conspirator 💀

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад

      Joe Rogan theme begins to play.

  • @-JohnM-
    @-JohnM- Год назад +34

    Looking closely now i think i might need to rethink my friend group

    • @johnins0mnia584
      @johnins0mnia584 Год назад +12

      I did that once. Never looked back. Sure maybe it was right for the age. But damn some of the friends of mine just stayed the same of the span of 5 years. I don't need friends like that anymore.
      But I did keep one of them because it balances everything out and he's actually a cool dude at heart.

    • @amanpreetgill7564
      @amanpreetgill7564 Год назад +14

      @@johnins0mnia584 bruh I still have my gc going, no one gives a fuck and say the most out of pocket sentences known to mankind 💀. We just know to never talk about that gc outside or show it to anyone, but besides that everyones chill asf and know how to take a joke,which is what I love.

    • @serenade8905
      @serenade8905 Год назад

      @@johnins0mnia584 same situation here but I only knew them for a year and they've been friends for 5 years. I kept one friend because he's a good source of friendship and I can put my personal problems to.
      I'm glad the gc got leaked

    • @PiracyMan
      @PiracyMan Год назад

      @@johnins0mnia584 my friends are normies. Pretty much no racism or sexism except for the cringe guy, im racist and sexist and quite openly too, but i am not cringe about it

  • @clubpenguinisonthewii8101
    @clubpenguinisonthewii8101 Год назад +22

    i like that homophobe is plural

    • @janakapushpakumara7827
      @janakapushpakumara7827 Год назад +3

      I am homophobic👍

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 Год назад +1

      @@janakapushpakumara7827 Same

    • @ge_prav3236
      @ge_prav3236 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@janakapushpakumara7827 wow you're so edgy and unique

    • @noobthetoob
      @noobthetoob 6 месяцев назад

      ​@janakapushpakumara7827 someone took yr lunch money ey? Or u are religious

  • @Cameraplayz970
    @Cameraplayz970 8 месяцев назад +3

    The one who doesn't talk: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @gavindennis9988
    @gavindennis9988 Год назад +25

    Bro being 'fatphobic' isn't nearly as bad as the rest

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk Год назад +9

      The only bad ones are the ones that involve children.

    • @sashakhan1262
      @sashakhan1262 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Just_A_Random_Deskare you saying it’s ok to hate all women or to be a drug addict? Also if you believe 18-year-old women are legitimate prey (which they are NOT and nor is any woman), wouldn’t that imply that it isn’t THAT bad with 17-year-olds (I don’t have to advocate that to be consistent because I am NOT interested in preying on anyone and when I started dating again it will be someone from uni or grad school, most likely)

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 6 месяцев назад

      @@sashakhan1262 I can tell by the way you type that you're fat.

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 6 месяцев назад

      @@sashakhan1262 fat

    • @damianplayz64
      @damianplayz64 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@sashakhan1262 pipe down

  • @Vaxyl
    @Vaxyl Год назад +64

    I'm all of them, and i dread the day i gets leaked 💀

    • @danielliu3037
      @danielliu3037 Год назад

      So you’re a pedophile?

    • @Vaxyl
      @Vaxyl Год назад +2

      @@danielliu3037 You aren't?

    • @drippingplatinum8715
      @drippingplatinum8715 Год назад

      BRO ADMITTED TO BEING A CHILD PREDATOR NAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @drippingplatinum8715
      @drippingplatinum8715 Год назад

      🧁🧁🧁🧁OHHHHHHHHHHH GO GET YOUR ASS SOME CUPCAKES👻👻👻👻👻

    • @Vaxyl
      @Vaxyl Год назад +1

      @@danielliu3037 girls?

  • @maximilianschibli1791
    @maximilianschibli1791 9 месяцев назад +3

    "there is nothing we can do"
    - napoleon bonapart

  • @tomcroosfunni792
    @tomcroosfunni792 Год назад +31

    Last one isnt even a crime lmao

    • @clarencejohnson8964
      @clarencejohnson8964 Год назад +11

      Not yet

    • @mikeras3058
      @mikeras3058 Год назад +26

      So being homophobic is? Damn, tell me where tf do you live so I can pray for you 🙏

    • @tomcroosfunni792
      @tomcroosfunni792 Год назад +3

      @@mikeras3058 have you seen America?

    • @mikeras3058
      @mikeras3058 Год назад +17

      @@tomcroosfunni792 I know about you US bros out there surviving, don't worry. I have yet to experience extreme patriotism where guns be slowly taking the role of brides, anti-racism marches being just couple of thugs standing behind a ''good'' org. just so they can gaslight people into thinking their vandalism down the streets is prospering someone, and much more.. Stay safe out there in the west.

    • @Q...........-
      @Q...........- Год назад +6

      @@mikeras3058 king, you need this ->👑

  • @stevenbolen
    @stevenbolen 2 месяца назад +3

    The chris tyson situation:

  • @Gunter4life
    @Gunter4life 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro, a single guy in my group is five of these

  • @alucard4558
    @alucard4558 Год назад +28

    as the drug user, I can confirm we do sit there and contemplate life.

  • @kermworm
    @kermworm Год назад +23

    What kinda crazy group chats are yall in???, I'm just in one with my grandma💀

    • @kiteXLR
      @kiteXLR Год назад +16

      bro, my grandma is dead

    • @protokhaniapetos3158
      @protokhaniapetos3158 Год назад +36

      @@kiteXLR skill issue

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog Год назад +9

      @@protokhaniapetos3158 unfathomably based

    • @feferson492
      @feferson492 Год назад +1

      ya grandma wild bro

    • @PiracyMan
      @PiracyMan Год назад

      I haven't experienced it either. Only one friend of mine is racist, 3 are sexist, all of them are homomisic, and only 2 of them are transmisic. We are thankfully all united in anti-judaism.

  • @saulgoodman2071
    @saulgoodman2071 Год назад +50

    Entry 1.We were outnumbered. We managed to take down the all of them. At least that's what we thought. The co founder's leg got blasted with a cannon ball. Most of the members went to try and help him, while others ran despite the feds in the distance getting closer. Me and the founder called Sean ran for our lives. We found ourselves at a crossroad. They were on us now. We took the left road which lead us to a cliff face with water down below. We were desperate for another way. The feds advanced on us. Sean stalled them with a speech to buy us some time to figure something out. I remember him saying 'Can't fight change, can't fight nature, can't fight .... gravity' then just jumping off the cliff. I followed him off. The leader managed to swim on a river bank and pulled me up. We finally lost them. I am in hiding right now and am awaiting contact from fellow members. I am not sure what happened to the rest, most likely dead or captured. I can not disclose any more details as it is dangerous.
    Entry 2. Bounty hunters, Pinkerton, Lawmen. Everywhere we seem to go there is just more and more civilisation. Perhaps this is it from now on, I guess we shall see. Sean still has hope of escaping to paradise but I doubt him.
    Entry 3. Sean has been killed. He was like an annoying little brother to me, what fun we had together. His head was shot half off in an ambush. Still no paradise, and a shit load of trouble. What a God damn mess we have made of things.
    Entry 4. I am hiding out in some abandoned house in the swamps. Whole place give me the creeps. Still, not even the law will go searching in this hellscape of a place. I just wanna be back in the west or open country. It feels like my luck has turned and it ain't turning back, but I guess we gotta pay for our sins.

    • @bk_ao
      @bk_ao Год назад +6

      Pinkertons what did you do leak a unreleased card? 💀

    • @kiteXLR
      @kiteXLR Год назад +11

      bro made a lore

    • @thedutchess3
      @thedutchess3 11 месяцев назад +3

      this guy has way too much time on his hands, Dutch van der linde would be proud though

    • @luvkeiii7
      @luvkeiii7 8 месяцев назад

      Pinkerton? Like.. the Weezer album..??

    • @gegecry
      @gegecry 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/eOiU6a_SAmI/видео.htmlsi=4W3qzf84jHIskThk

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 Год назад +343

    I remember making such a group chat in my late school years. Best decision of my life. No woke idiots who would constantly call me and my friends neo-nazis.

    • @-SteampunkTraveler-
      @-SteampunkTraveler- Год назад +2

      XD

    • @kmn9568
      @kmn9568 Год назад +56

      Lol “I’m so happy I was aloud to hate minorities without people telling me I was wrong”

    • @appleonshoe845
      @appleonshoe845 Год назад +45

      @@kmn9568 whats wrong with that when it's done in a private server? no ones actually being hurt

    • @hottea9826
      @hottea9826 Год назад +20

      @@appleonshoe845 the problem is being annoyed when people you offended call you out and then you say "urgh woke idiots" bruh at least admit what you are

    • @appleonshoe845
      @appleonshoe845 Год назад +65

      @@hottea9826 nah I don't make edgy jokes infront of people that would get offended anyways, it's called being a decent human being. the fucked up humor stays inside the group chat only my man

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington Год назад +93

    You missed Islamophobes, Transphobes and anti-semites
    But so will the feds if they come looking for me.

    • @generalgrievous3133
      @generalgrievous3133 Год назад

      anti-semites are ultrabased ong

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Год назад

      Islam-o-phobia is self-preservation. Trans-phobia is pro-woman.
      I personally disagree with anti-Semitism.

    • @GOTTA_RUN
      @GOTTA_RUN Год назад +19

      Transphobes and homophobes are honestly the same thing. They are both from the same group

    • @generalgrievous3133
      @generalgrievous3133 Год назад +1

      @@GOTTA_RUN fr

    • @ihatetherenaissance7682
      @ihatetherenaissance7682 Год назад

      @@GOTTA_RUN Yes, they are from the group that has a functional brain.

  • @Bumblebee-qj9ui
    @Bumblebee-qj9ui Год назад +8

    Y’all got a crazy groupchat bruh 💀

  • @dandman9373
    @dandman9373 11 месяцев назад +2

    all of these are me (except the crackhead because winners don't do drugs)

  • @THICCBOITHENASUSMAIN
    @THICCBOITHENASUSMAIN Год назад +6

    Your honor, when my client was talking about setting riot headquarters on fire with a handmade pipe bombe, he meant it " in roblox " as it is written there.

  • @memegallery9487
    @memegallery9487 2 месяца назад +2

    *Literally Mr.Beast's team right now*

  • @Charlie-yt2iy
    @Charlie-yt2iy Год назад +18

    Turns out... I'm all of them.

  • @vortron1233
    @vortron1233 Год назад +2

    Me putting "In minecraft" at the end of the chat

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +9

    Literally all of these are me

  • @Ducky_boi.66
    @Ducky_boi.66 11 месяцев назад +6

    The most relatable meme doesn't exi-

  • @aetheiar03
    @aetheiar03 Год назад +18

    I am all, and if my chats get leaked. I'm going to court with a smile and still talkin shit.

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog Год назад +4

      andrew tate

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC Год назад

      Are you still going to be smiling when you get graped in prison?

  • @CasulGAmer
    @CasulGAmer Год назад +6

    Thank god im not a drug user

  • @suptop2266
    @suptop2266 Год назад +9

    This describes my group chat very well.

  • @Eltar_
    @Eltar_ Год назад +5

    Me having 3 of these roles at same time🗿

  • @nicholasbaca8065
    @nicholasbaca8065 Год назад +8

    Every group has the:

  • @shazamnegroid7379
    @shazamnegroid7379 11 месяцев назад +1

    why is there a pedophile, a child predator and a drug user in a groupchat full of all these normal people?

  • @PonchMcNasty
    @PonchMcNasty Год назад +5

    Homophobia literally just means you think it’s weird/bad to be gay can someone tell me why it is a phobia

  • @RapinatorOhYeah
    @RapinatorOhYeah 5 месяцев назад +2

    Average 4chan user:

  • @Coccocross
    @Coccocross Год назад +10

    I’m almost even an human

  • @Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE
    @Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE Год назад +1

    Honestly being the racist in my group chat is probably the least worst one

  • @JrForgetFull
    @JrForgetFull Год назад +8

    Ty for uploading this, the comment section is a goldmine of reportable comments 🙏 ❤️

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Год назад

      Spotted the liberal (unless you are just after the pedoes, in which case I salute you).

    • @elpatoempatado2404
      @elpatoempatado2404 Год назад +1

      Screw reporting, I'd use this shit to make a follow-up video of this one, but instead of the roles we get quotes alomg with who of these guys said it.

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine Год назад +2

      true. 98% of the people in this comment section need to go to therapy (and prison too)

    • @nutmaster9541
      @nutmaster9541 Год назад +1

      L

    • @DearMan-we2md
      @DearMan-we2md 7 месяцев назад +1

      Most of them are probably joking.not every group has a pedo.My group had some of these but not drugs or pedo shit like that

  • @meharbal6887
    @meharbal6887 Год назад +1

    It turns out
    I’m all of them

  • @thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189
    @thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189 Год назад +91

    Alright fuck it I’ll do the thing.
    Lotta edgy kids here.

  • @Commander_Venom_Snake
    @Commander_Venom_Snake Год назад +1

    So I am a mix of Gustavo, Andrew Tate and Patrick Bateman.
    Wait did I say that to everyone?

  • @JimmyBoosterCrate
    @JimmyBoosterCrate Год назад +1

    I like how the sexist, homophobe and fatphobic are Gigachads

  • @Luigi_AU
    @Luigi_AU Год назад +8

    what? im all of them AND the "al akhbar"

  • @staremperor8741
    @staremperor8741 6 месяцев назад +1

    When the group is too small, it’s up to us compensating by becoming a one man army

  • @goober5406
    @goober5406 Год назад +20

    bro you forgot the Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt:
    Erika
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
    Wird umschwärmt:
    Erika

    • @beemy.6923
      @beemy.6923 Год назад +1

      the Kanye listener:

    • @Eltar_
      @Eltar_ Год назад +5

      @@beemy.6923 kk no one care about some american guy, stop comparing Some american to true giga chad song

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 Год назад +2

    Me, who is all of the above:

  • @johnwicksdog6234
    @johnwicksdog6234 Год назад +4

    How is being fat phobic bad, that’s just a healthy lifestyle

  • @sephikong8323
    @sephikong8323 6 месяцев назад +1

    The absence of the war criminal shows that he either had insider knowledge on the leak and was able to scrub off his name before or he is the one that snitched.
    Either way, that's the 94th most heinous thing he's done

  • @geralt69420
    @geralt69420 Год назад +8

    Why is all my groupchat so related to this?

  • @_that_native_artist_boy_
    @_that_native_artist_boy_ 6 месяцев назад

    dude, there's always that one guy who NEVER talked in the group chat and basically had nothing to do with it.

  • @Musketforhome
    @Musketforhome Год назад +4

    Why am I every single one except the drug user?

  • @Yanfei-gg4mm
    @Yanfei-gg4mm 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am the conspiracy theorist

  • @yourlocaltapeworm
    @yourlocaltapeworm Год назад +3

    Everyone on 4chan

  • @ElioSch1423
    @ElioSch1423 11 месяцев назад +2

    Give me the group code. Im a policeman and I can obligate you.

  • @TheTwilight1924
    @TheTwilight1924 Год назад +16

    Me and my fellow homophobes 💪

  • @classybear9172
    @classybear9172 Год назад +1

    “Turns out, I’m all of them”

  • @J3ste4
    @J3ste4 Год назад +2

    Me, ME, Not me, ME, Very ME, ME, ME

  • @justasydefix6251
    @justasydefix6251 Год назад +4

    The moment you are consistent about being "the jack of all trades"

  • @patrickpinkman
    @patrickpinkman Год назад +1

    Jesse we got some kids Jesse

    • @nutmaster9541
      @nutmaster9541 Год назад

      Impressive very nice, let's see Walter White groupchat

  • @Posh_Quack
    @Posh_Quack Год назад +5

    0:20 what movie is this I actually want to watch it

  • @beemy.6923
    @beemy.6923 Год назад +1

    Too bad I'm all of the above.

  • @emilyhockers1086
    @emilyhockers1086 Год назад +5

    oh everybody in the comment section is terrible people better leave

  • @arandommartain69420
    @arandommartain69420 6 месяцев назад

    As an Alien who commited all of these, i truly do get messages from the stars

  • @opshredderytp
    @opshredderytp Год назад +4

    You missed "The Religious Fanatic"

    • @kiteXLR
      @kiteXLR Год назад

      noted

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden Год назад

      The Religious Fanatic is usually a homophobe with an addiction to the Hub

    • @opshredderytp
      @opshredderytp Год назад

      @@BronzetheGolden Moai

    • @Castodre
      @Castodre 4 месяца назад

      @@kiteXLRmissed the terrorist 😔

  • @amediumhorse
    @amediumhorse Год назад +2

    There’s always the sus guy who is the only one with a girlfriend

  • @ShadowTheShameful
    @ShadowTheShameful Год назад +49

    I don’t see the problem with being homophobic.

    • @completelynormaljar3536
      @completelynormaljar3536 Год назад +10

      💀

    • @Walter-The-Cat
      @Walter-The-Cat Год назад

      @SonicTheGuy quickly became homophobic, hating on gay people became part of his lifestyle

    • @danboulmaiz3857
      @danboulmaiz3857 Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @_Mrrock
      @_Mrrock Год назад +3

      Ong

    • @_Mrrock
      @_Mrrock Год назад +17

      @@eddrum oh dw I was always homophobic from the start, I hope YOU wake up to reality

  • @mynamehereyo
    @mynamehereyo Год назад +2

    I guess I’m a mini group chat

  • @ultrafishgaming7841
    @ultrafishgaming7841 Год назад +3

    im... im all of them

  • @user-zp3mc9qk9o
    @user-zp3mc9qk9o 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im scared cause im all of them in one

  • @wingsofunlimitedpepsi6817
    @wingsofunlimitedpepsi6817 Год назад +11

    homophobic and fatphobic are not messed up at all, it's just normal people behavior.
    for the rest yeah i agree their messed up 😂😂

    • @plmyop6756
      @plmyop6756 Год назад +3

      Hating people because they're different is normal, got it.

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 11 месяцев назад

      You aren't funny, you just hate minorities.

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@plmyop6756 Look up the definition of normal.

  • @zye9859
    @zye9859 Год назад +4

    im all of them tho ☠

  • @thomaszhang3101
    @thomaszhang3101 Год назад +1

    Imagine the irony if the last guy is also fat

  • @kinggigachad5035
    @kinggigachad5035 Год назад +9

    Bro I'm literally all except the drug one

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 Год назад

      Self proclaimed gigachads when they're sentenced to 30 years in prison for child rape

  • @bromicorn
    @bromicorn Год назад +2

    Why did most of these describe sepecifically one person i met in discord

  • @raymonddfigueroa8382
    @raymonddfigueroa8382 Год назад +5

    Turns out, I'm all of them

  • @A-hb5wx
    @A-hb5wx Год назад +1

    today our group chat got leaked. wish me good luck guys

  • @mostafamansour2495
    @mostafamansour2495 Год назад +16

    I am proudly the fat phobic and homophonic one 😎

    • @I4dtx
      @I4dtx Год назад +5

      same bro

    • @mostafamansour2495
      @mostafamansour2495 Год назад +4

      @@I4dtx my man !

    • @That0neDude
      @That0neDude Год назад

      based

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Год назад

      Same. Pedoes and child molesters, though..... the police getting to them first is an act of mercy compared to what they should be getting...

  • @autisticandproudsnephew3636
    @autisticandproudsnephew3636 Год назад

    And then there's mine, we are all functional members of society

  • @garygrayson8586
    @garygrayson8586 Год назад +4

    In minecraft right?

  • @wchannel996
    @wchannel996 Год назад

    Me being all of them in 1 person: 🗿🗿

  • @jimhalpert0
    @jimhalpert0 Год назад +2

    Okay it shouldn’t even be wrong to be fatphobic because you’re just trying to help

  • @dynamagon
    @dynamagon Год назад +1

    A lot of these aren't even crimes lol.

  • @johnins0mnia584
    @johnins0mnia584 Год назад +3

    I'm upset you didn't include the homicidal dude.