David Spade's Charity Auction Fail

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  • David Spade reveals why he ended up spending way more money than he wanted to at an auction for Sean Penn's charity.
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  • @renatarocha2524
    @renatarocha2524 6 лет назад +947

    I’m obsessed with David spade. Been binging watching him on YT for hours now

    • @timothypelletier6908
      @timothypelletier6908 6 лет назад +10

      Renata Rocha the way he tells a story he's the best.

    • @renatarocha2524
      @renatarocha2524 6 лет назад +1

      Timothy Pelletier IKR?!

    • @alalducente
      @alalducente 6 лет назад +11

      im doing that right now

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 6 лет назад +6

      Rotfl, i kid you not, ive been bingin spade clips going on 2 weeks, the first weekend was probably the worst, over 12 hrs of clips, no joke n still finding them

    • @palmtree5110
      @palmtree5110 5 лет назад +1

      Same!!!

  • @PatriotsCelticsSox
    @PatriotsCelticsSox 7 лет назад +499

    Spade seems funnier in a natural setting than with written material.

  • @savannahyeah5470
    @savannahyeah5470 5 лет назад +92

    Spade seems so normal for a celebrity. He possesses so much self awareness which is why he's so funny and seems like a genuine likable dude.

  • @iqra3744
    @iqra3744 7 лет назад +504

    David Spade is absolutely hilarious! His stories are always the best and Jimmy Kimmel is just absolutely amazing❣️

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 7 лет назад

      LittleMissPerfect 4eva There are despots and dictators,
      Political manipulators.
      There are blue bloods with the intellect of fleas.
      There are kings and catty tyrants
      Who are so lacking in refinements.
      They'd be better suited swinging from the trees.
      He was born and raised to rule.
      No one has ever been this cool
      In a thousand years of aristocracy.
      An enigma and a mystery
      In Mezo-American history.
      The quintessence of perfection, that is he.
      "Okay, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy."
      Oh, yeah!
      He's the sovereign lord of the nation.
      He's the hippest cat in creation.
      He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z.
      And his perfect world will spin
      Around his every little whim
      'Cause his perfect world begins and ends with...
      "ME!"
      What's his name?

    • @lilsamantha1
      @lilsamantha1 6 лет назад

      LittleMissPerfect 4eva i agree. However I feel like if I was talking to him i would need like a 1-2 hour break and return to listening to his stories

  • @afrosymphony8207
    @afrosymphony8207 7 лет назад +358

    This dude is like the only comedian who makes hosts laugh organically...remember seeing ellen die of laughter listening to his story looooool

  • @XyonbiX50
    @XyonbiX50 7 лет назад +573

    no one makes kimmel laugh like david spade

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 7 лет назад +21

      I don't know about that but he's like the funniest wise ass you knew from high school except done on a professional level. For that, there's nobody better than Spade.

    • @XyonbiX50
      @XyonbiX50 7 лет назад +1

      lmaoo

    • @DIYLoomTutorials
      @DIYLoomTutorials 6 лет назад +4

      No one makes David Letterman laugh like Chris Farley

    • @hallnoats4ever942
      @hallnoats4ever942 6 лет назад

      XyonbyEditØr this is an old story he told on the Chealse Handler show years ago

    • @brady2075
      @brady2075 6 лет назад

      hallnoats4ever cause it’s a great story.

  • @TheWords100
    @TheWords100 7 лет назад +171

    David is the type of guy who is always around and when someone cancels, Jimmy get him to the show!

    • @jbaux84
      @jbaux84 7 лет назад +6

      TheWords100 he should be a weekly regular! He has to have some great stories especially from SNL and Farley.

    • @GiorgiNemsitsveridze
      @GiorgiNemsitsveridze 6 лет назад +5

      I hope he cancels a lot of celebs and gets Spade... Spade ! Spade !

    • @R3DQ22
      @R3DQ22 6 лет назад +5

      Seriously? Either way spade is hilarious so it's a win win win

  • @marissa6854
    @marissa6854 5 лет назад +38

    HE NEEDS TO START A PODCAST

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 лет назад +1

      he has his own show now

    • @NoodleBoy26
      @NoodleBoy26 5 лет назад +1

      @@gomcocramp What is it!?

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain 7 лет назад +43

    David Spade just name dropped A$ap Rocky, ha

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid 7 лет назад +10

      Drty Porcelain no, he was comparing himself to A$AP because he was acting gangsta and badass to impress the girl

  • @nancyniles6096
    @nancyniles6096 4 года назад +8

    When David laughs it's the best!!!!!!!!

  • @dkeys86
    @dkeys86 7 лет назад +207

    Im Haitian and I thank you Spade XD

    • @michaelweston2285
      @michaelweston2285 7 лет назад +6

      thank his hot young escort that he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of

    • @Neo4real
      @Neo4real 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah probably only $5000 actually went to Haiti.

    • @marcuswijaya2569
      @marcuswijaya2569 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Weston what do you mean?

    • @hallnoats4ever942
      @hallnoats4ever942 6 лет назад +2

      D Key the worst part is if something were to happen to America no one would help us or send us money

    • @alfreddelatourquipenche8287
      @alfreddelatourquipenche8287 6 лет назад

      hallnoats4ever, that's because pension funds the world over are already busy gulping up treasury bonds; we're already sending you money.

  • @silve050
    @silve050 7 лет назад +50

    When Jimmy laughs and his whole body is jumping it's like someone is hitting his chair from below with a hammer so it makes him jumps like that repeatedly lol

    • @ColAngus
      @ColAngus 7 лет назад +3

      It's the left over jiggly from his days being a fatty.

  • @mike3894
    @mike3894 7 лет назад +103

    I wish David Spade's movies were has funny and cool to hang out with as he always is on his own naturally in interviews.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +1

      I think he should some sort of Netflix special like Comedians in Cars or something where he's just being naturally funny! Netflix don't sleep! They better see this reply comment under your comment on this youtube video.

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 лет назад

      @@thomasrainbow he has his own show now finally

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +13

    David Spade literally is the best storyteller ever! Just watch any interview on youtube with him! This dude is just getting better with age!

  • @MavicityHerself
    @MavicityHerself 7 лет назад +73

    Excuse me? How does he look hot rn? Did he bulk up? What? New movie? Explain!

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 7 лет назад +14

      Some men don't get to the peak of their attractiveness till later , he seems to be that part of his life.

    • @MrHale
      @MrHale 7 лет назад +12

      Tan and beard. Also he is aging, so he becomes more manly (grey hair)

    • @oderaezenna7876
      @oderaezenna7876 7 лет назад

      New show!

    • @Monika-bc3dq
      @Monika-bc3dq 7 лет назад +3

      I don't know. For me he was always quite cute :D

  • @jonc3144
    @jonc3144 5 лет назад +28

    David Spade and Kevin Hart must do a movie together or have a sketch called: Cards (cause of their last names...haha)

  • @tothelighthouse9843
    @tothelighthouse9843 2 года назад +2

    I love that people think Spade is 'just being natural' here. It's a bit--he's written this. But Spade's delivery is so perfectly 'just shootin the sh*t & tellin funny stories' that it comes off like he hasn't rehearsed or planned anything. He's the king of all he surveys at this.

  • @cherie3283
    @cherie3283 5 лет назад +9

    He got better with age. I love the beard on him. Truly one hysterical guy.

  • @88omair
    @88omair 5 лет назад +8

    "Dude I don't even know who Maroon 5 is"
    😂

  • @joannasaad298
    @joannasaad298 7 лет назад +150

    Spade you know escorts are cheaper than $125k 😅😅

    • @deuteriumjones
      @deuteriumjones 4 года назад

      Those were pretty awesome tickets though.

  • @pasta8793
    @pasta8793 7 лет назад +13

    credit score, car fax lmao

  • @gossard56
    @gossard56 7 лет назад +51

    Did i hear a "car fax" in there at the end while paying for the tickets?

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid 7 лет назад +1

      gossard56 carbon copy

    • @SFVone
      @SFVone 7 лет назад +2

      yes, you heard right lol

    • @bedroom.headroom
      @bedroom.headroom 4 года назад

      lots of people can afford 125k for tickets.......they're called doctors......

  • @aynatgonzalez4066
    @aynatgonzalez4066 7 лет назад +4

    best guy to be interviewed hands down

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +15

    Turning a boast about your philandering adventures into material about your philanthropic adventures.. noice.

  • @Struthunter
    @Struthunter 7 лет назад +9

    Spade is such a riot

  • @lrodnyc9047
    @lrodnyc9047 7 лет назад +16

    Hilarious...when keeping it real goes wrong...someone needs to turn these Spade stories into cartoon episodes

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 3 года назад

      That would be great! Someone, please do it!

  • @Raul_W
    @Raul_W 7 лет назад +6

    love David!

  • @askmemum
    @askmemum 6 лет назад +3

    Solid humble brag story

  • @KellerCRD
    @KellerCRD 5 лет назад +6

    Wait, at the end did he mention that the guests get paid for coming on these talk shows? Wow never knew that

    • @PatrickKeating
      @PatrickKeating День назад

      Every guest gets paid the union minimum. So like a couple hundred

  • @wrinkleneckbass
    @wrinkleneckbass 7 лет назад +25

    I've met both of these guys at charity events. They are very generous and Spade is always willing to talk to people and take pictures. Kimmel.....not so much.

    • @V19-g9i
      @V19-g9i 6 лет назад

      lie.

    • @zora99ny
      @zora99ny 6 лет назад +5

      Perhaps the last thing Jimmy wants to do is talk to strangers when he spends most of his time talking all day everyday as a talk show host

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 5 лет назад +1

      Kimmel probably have more request tbh

  • @amyc5913
    @amyc5913 2 года назад

    Should eat a lot of garlic. Keep away the vampires.

  • @user-lw8ff7fc7p
    @user-lw8ff7fc7p 6 лет назад +2

    I'd be so annoyed to be pressured to spend my money even if it was for charity and I was rich. I'd do it but still be annoyed.

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 5 лет назад +2

    I always knew he was kinda funny, but I'd never seen him on talk shows. He's amazing. So funny

  • @Owlbutterfly
    @Owlbutterfly Год назад +1

    He donated 125 .000 to haiti

  • @jermar1979
    @jermar1979 6 лет назад +4

    He’s got great stories.

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 4 года назад +1

    I love David so much.

  • @faym8389
    @faym8389 6 лет назад +1

    I think his hair looks like a safari guides hair, and I love it!

  • @miralabualjadail4206
    @miralabualjadail4206 4 года назад +2

    His life is like Seinfeld in real life.

  • @jmoneyfightfan
    @jmoneyfightfan 2 года назад

    He's probably padded that charities pockets that's for sure... can never tell about some of these....

  • @drumdude46
    @drumdude46 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is Comedy Genius. You're Welcome.

  • @pman8478
    @pman8478 5 лет назад +2

    The most surprising part of this is that he knows who a$ap rocky is

  • @tigerlilydream
    @tigerlilydream 2 года назад

    I love that!

  • @jeffk1722
    @jeffk1722 5 лет назад +1

    2:48 hah, it's like the auction version of Hot Potato, except the potato gets hotter and hotter.

  • @skillful101
    @skillful101 4 года назад +1

    He is so humble that he makes a 125k donation and he tells it like its nothing

  • @tigerlily6070
    @tigerlily6070 7 лет назад +16

    David has great hair

  • @Zeke25ish
    @Zeke25ish 5 лет назад

    I’ve been to Haiti and I don’t know where that money is going but isn’t for the people!

  • @thomaslockemy7187
    @thomaslockemy7187 2 года назад

    So underrated

  • @AuthoritarianGuy
    @AuthoritarianGuy 7 лет назад +16

    Its Joe Deer Tay

  • @Jacob-he4vy
    @Jacob-he4vy 7 лет назад +64

    Don't know who this guy is but he's a legend

    • @FingerFlickenBoy
      @FingerFlickenBoy 7 лет назад +17

      Yaakov King Please, leave now

    • @Jacob-he4vy
      @Jacob-he4vy 7 лет назад +2

      FingerFlickenBoy why?

    • @vileguile4
      @vileguile4 7 лет назад +1

      Stay ^_^

    • @jbaux84
      @jbaux84 7 лет назад +1

      Are you a millennial?! 😑 but you're right, he is a legend!

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 7 лет назад +4

      +Yaakov King actually you have it backwards. He is a legend, and you don't know who he is.

  • @Rubens_991
    @Rubens_991 5 лет назад +7

    The Woody Allen part was hilarious

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 4 года назад +1

    I’m ONLY watching this because of David Spade. Kimmel is insufferable.

  • @EcoLynn
    @EcoLynn 7 лет назад +1

    Such an underrated comic

  • @shelleyokeeweehow1348
    @shelleyokeeweehow1348 5 лет назад +4

    I agree this man has a charismic charm😆

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 7 лет назад +1

    Holy Cow, Poor Spade.......literally.

  • @danielsilberberg403
    @danielsilberberg403 3 года назад +1

    He's worth 60 million dollars.

  • @enlightenedidiot9552
    @enlightenedidiot9552 3 года назад

    No way would I get hoodwinked into that s***. No matter how rich I was. That's straight-up f***** up. Not a chance...

  • @robiyaashurova2472
    @robiyaashurova2472 6 лет назад +1

    Imagine Jennifer Lawrence and David Spade in the same interview!!

  • @TaggsR85
    @TaggsR85 5 лет назад

    It’s Haiti!!!! U know the money was squandered!!!!

  • @Dachdogoriginal
    @Dachdogoriginal 6 лет назад

    Note to self, avoid Auctions!!! Goodness!

  • @malak-iv8sj
    @malak-iv8sj 7 лет назад

    "I'm gonna be on that" me every time I watch a jemmy or james😂😂

  • @amgirlg8934
    @amgirlg8934 6 лет назад

    Love David he is soo funny

  • @HustonSingletary
    @HustonSingletary 5 лет назад

    "credit score.... car fax" . LOL

  • @brookelarson7563
    @brookelarson7563 4 года назад

    You can always trust people who tell you they are a great guy. hehe

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад

    i guess i'm the only one that would have said NOPE.

  • @enjelikah
    @enjelikah 6 лет назад +3

    Ellen has much better lighting... he always looks great on her show. Not bad here I love him, but just saying... Ellen's lighting compliments everyone!

  • @ellenms7703
    @ellenms7703 6 лет назад

    Love David Spade He is so funny

  • @flimsym950
    @flimsym950 6 лет назад

    He should not be so worried about 125.000 grand. Isn't most of it deductible?

  • @bodhisattva99
    @bodhisattva99 7 лет назад

    Tragic...

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 6 лет назад

    125k.... Wish I could do that!

  • @slashghero
    @slashghero 5 лет назад

    He is too funny!!

  • @ezekielogilvie6426
    @ezekielogilvie6426 7 лет назад

    If it makes David Spade feel any better, I haven't seen "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", either. Probably never will.

  • @-The-Golden-God-
    @-The-Golden-God- 7 лет назад +5

    His wig game is strong

  • @raf25985
    @raf25985 5 лет назад

    Haiti saw less than 1% of that money btw

  • @nybsbfan18
    @nybsbfan18 6 лет назад

    I wish I had that much to throw around...

  • @s.ljones6824
    @s.ljones6824 7 лет назад

    Nice ASAP Rocky shout out

  • @fatorres10001
    @fatorres10001 7 лет назад

    Well he did buy a 1969 Plymouth for 900k recently I'm sure he's okay with 125k

  • @l0cent
    @l0cent 5 лет назад

    does anyone have the link to when he told this story on ellen?

  • @stiandanielsen9969
    @stiandanielsen9969 7 лет назад

    he suits the beard. Like the way he tells stories

  • @Xtriley90
    @Xtriley90 5 лет назад

    I had no idea how funny spade is. he should just wing it all the time

  • @flythesky3000
    @flythesky3000 6 лет назад

    Ouch. That was funny but also painful. Sigh

  • @kimmyggg
    @kimmyggg 7 лет назад

    protect him

  • @mikeydubbz1
    @mikeydubbz1 5 лет назад

    I love David Spade but seriously where does he get his money from?!

    • @phosgene2
      @phosgene2 5 лет назад +1

      he was on quite a few multi-season shows on TV plus his brother's wife was kate spade, so I imagine he may have invested in that. movies with adam sandler, etc--not hard to be loaded with that resume.....

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 5 лет назад

    If David had backed down
    Would everyone be "Haiti'n" David?

  • @tomgreen8390
    @tomgreen8390 7 лет назад

    He could have bought Hattie for 125k

  • @spiegel3269
    @spiegel3269 7 лет назад +21

    Spade would be a cool celeb to hang out with. Doesn't seem to have a huge ego. Always has great stories to tell too (notice how I used the correct version of to and too). You wouldn't know the guy was worth around $40 million! From what, I don't know. Joe Dirt wasn't that successful.

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад +10

    Wait.... Did Spade just say he gets paid $400 for being on this show?

    • @CreedBrattonTheOffice
      @CreedBrattonTheOffice 7 лет назад

      I'm sure they get more than that for going on these. But then again, it may depend on the show and they might get paid in other ways (like services and simply exposure for themselves and whatever TV show/movie they're promoting)

    • @joannasaad298
      @joannasaad298 7 лет назад +9

      Ya the union pays them and it's usually under $1k

    • @zora99ny
      @zora99ny 7 лет назад +1

      MsRainbow Brite it's a SAG AFTRA minimum payment for actors in the guild

    • @swastikofficial98
      @swastikofficial98 5 лет назад

      His starting range for appearing in a show is 8000$ for 45minutes plus flight and hotel from the desitation he is coming (as per his agency - google it)

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 5 лет назад

    Carfax lmao

  • @UnitedStatesOfMoney
    @UnitedStatesOfMoney 7 лет назад

    I wonder if any of this is true.

  • @SparksDrinker
    @SparksDrinker 7 лет назад

    lol at that Maroon 5 line...

  • @jameskelmenson1927
    @jameskelmenson1927 5 лет назад

    What did i just watch

  • @googleuser2874
    @googleuser2874 5 лет назад

    He used that same Maroon 5 joke on Ellen.

  • @motley331
    @motley331 5 лет назад

    Why are we celebrating this?

  • @dandbot5142
    @dandbot5142 6 лет назад

    Gucci flip flops

  • @tomdepwnzor
    @tomdepwnzor 3 года назад

    Great story 😂 dude is worth 60mil tho 😂

  • @JeffSayYes
    @JeffSayYes 6 лет назад

    Heard the Maroon 5 joke on Ellen

  • @patrickwentzell4638
    @patrickwentzell4638 4 года назад

    I could listen to stories from him all night long when I'm not pretending to be doing anything important that exact moment.

  • @jaimehernandez3888
    @jaimehernandez3888 6 лет назад

    is it just me or does he sometimes look a lot like edward norton?

  • @juliomaldonado1000
    @juliomaldonado1000 6 лет назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jcarden6615
    @jcarden6615 3 года назад

    How is he so damn funny!!!

  • @marymkhan1977
    @marymkhan1977 7 лет назад +2

    My life is a failure.