the synchronized "touch grass" and "go shower" from Jo and Alpha the INSTANT they lose against the red random is magical, they really share the same goopy gamer braincell
Jacob and Jaiden living together actually makes a lot of sense. I thought she just came over to his place a shit ton for some reason since she pops up in a lot of streams
i like the part where jo was eaten by snakes for several minutes but couldn’t die, like some kind of greek myth where the gods punish someone for their hubris
I just rewatched the one Mario Party 7 video where everyone was holding each others’ controllers and it literally just ended when this video dropped Also damn, hope you and Jaiden recover from Covid quickly
Barely a minute in and the part at 1:17 is amazing. The way Jacob just snaps to life when he realizes Jo didn't get the gun and how he throws himself off the ledge in a desperate attempt to get it looks like something out of a loony toons skit
"as you know I live with Jaiden" I did NOT know that, that explains why she's so unlucky though. She's been living with the natural luck magnet Jacob Alpharad, all the luck she would get goes to him
Now I 100% understand what Jacob was saying about being glad Jo didn't have chat in Chess FPS; the sheer SPEED at which this man goes _caustic_ when given the opportunity is _incredible_ bahahaha!!
They're shooting eachother lmao, like how Mary Jane shoots the venomized citizens of spiderman web of shadows. I think you guys should play that game :)
There is a game like this called “Rounds” it works in a similar fashion, except you start out choosing perks at the beginning and when one gets two wins, the loser picks a perk. I think that’s be perfect for you guys. But it’s only 2 player, so it would be strictly you or jo (unless you had a guest play for you)
I strait cried while inhaling weed in to my brain after the birds lost 🦅 and this video made me feel better thank you Jo (Mr. Alpha D rad you know what you did)
Y'know I kinda figured Jacob lived with Jaiden but I never thought it was possible. I thought they just happened to hang out sometimes or something idk
Game Suggestion: Rounds. It's very similar to this game, but easier to control and it has rogue-like elements. Essentially, losing a round gives you an upgrade as a sort of comeback mechanic.
I thought all the Gold fans here knew Jacob and Jaiden live together. They did not make it very secret after all. I thought it was just a fact we all acknowledged, but not make comment on it. But fans are crazy after all.
I just had a dream where Alpha set me up to be the drummer for a big event. I do not have drumming experience. I can't tell if I felt more like green guy or red guy.
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the synchronized "touch grass" and "go shower" from Jo and Alpha the INSTANT they lose against the red random is magical, they really share the same goopy gamer braincell
I loved watching Jo and Jacob say "we're gonna bully this guy" and then he just solos them lmao
Okay but like, the dynamic between Jo, Jacob, Red and Green was insane. Can't wait to see more the next time they play stick fight
YES!!! =)
Unfortunately they aren't going to play this game until maybe next year
Jo isnt using a mic, he is just yelling so loud that you can hear him.
This isn't even a recording, he's just in your walls
@@peytongolding7544 get out of my fucking walls jo
I live in California and I remember hearing Jo
@@Oretal I’m hearing him from Singapore
it's true, i heard all that shouting about 16 hours ago
Jacob and Jo giggling like 4th graders is peak content.
jo and alpha becoming friends with green over one piece was so wholesome
The most wholesome part is the bonding over hating red.
@@invincibledk3739 yeah, screw red tbh
you better have sent green a friend request after this recording, he carried this video HARD
Nope, shadowban + ratio
The typing strat is so toxic yet so funny
Green is one of the all-time greatest randoms in this channel's history
That title goes to plussyfan9
@@lspuria8440 who knows maybe that's him, it's Deku Kong reborn
@@jadiv and hes green so it works
Bubbles is peak tho
The whole conversation Jacob has with red while having a gun directly at his forehead is smth else
sidewalk panca is the type of guy you never want to say goodbye to and i love it
hope to see them return one day, like the semicolon kid
same
@@miner_fabs Who is the semicolon kid?
@@Dingleeater creator of minecraft; the way home
@@Dingleeater Alex the 9 (currently Alexthe90)
Jacob and Jaiden living together actually makes a lot of sense. I thought she just came over to his place a shit ton for some reason since she pops up in a lot of streams
Same honestly. I figured they were neighbors or something, but yea, that tracks.
I just thought she visited him a lot and live like 30 minutes away. But luckily we don't have to worry about shippers
I love that they started out being so toxic and then just made friends with green.
I didn't know Jacob and Jaiden live together. That's neat. Friendship goals right there.
AroAce goals.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 As an aro person i can confirm it is aroace goals
@@jythmivena6617 quick! Censor the fəət!
I was thinking that they were roommates. Turns out my observation was actually a good one.
I think they co-own the house they live in, not 100% sure on that
Seeing Jo being Toxic makes me immensely happy but seeing not only Jacob but green also being toxic just made my day.
We need to have green more on this channel! He blends so well with the crew!
The only thing better than watching Jacob and Jo bully kids is watching them fail to bully kids
1:58
I haven't seen shenanigans this devious since the famed "quit if red killed you" Among Us strat.
Seeing them deciding to be toxic and team up on a random player and then get their butts handed to them was great.
i like the part where jo was eaten by snakes for several minutes but couldn’t die, like some kind of greek myth where the gods punish someone for their hubris
Closer to Prometheus than Icarus but yeah
My favorite part was when Jacob said "yooo".
10/10. Fantastic line. Gosh, if only Dash was there to hear such inspiring words.
What about when Jo said yooo?
@@caleb.927 eh, it was okay. I'd rate it an 8.8/10. Could've had more enthusiasm.
What about when Jawsh said yoooooooo
@@MarTheSilly 14.2/10. Really poured it out from his soul. It was so good, I could barely hear it.
@@bluebaron6811 FR THO I really wish Jawsh didnt die so I could here it again.
7:38 I love when Jo gets shocked and makes noises like this
Red guy immediately won me over with the "I take it blue doesn't like me" line LMAO
hearing them talking about the superbowl on the day of the superbowl is very reassuring
They definitely won’t miss an upload, they’re the most consistent channel on RUclips
I just rewatched the one Mario Party 7 video where everyone was holding each others’ controllers and it literally just ended when this video dropped
Also damn, hope you and Jaiden recover from Covid quickly
Can you add a spoiler warning next time?
Which video was that?
@@scarlet7960 L for not watching it yet, that one’s a classic
@@caseyp5861 Toad Suffers
@@mysticrainbowdragon I've seen it before that why I know them swapping controllers is a spoiler smh 😮💨😮💨😮💨🤦🤦🤦
This is the most surprisingly wholesome video I've seen on this channel.
Green’s sneak attack was so wholesome
So we found out that Jacob and Jo clowning on random people in online games is the peak of this channel, both FPSChess and this are gold
I'm happy that they played stick fight, one of my favorite games to play with friends
Same
yeah this game is great
@@isaacomposer I LOVE YOUR PFP
Red can't relate to this one tho
I hope Jaiden feels better soon!
Unless she already does and this is an old recording
You can always feel better than you are
Oh, the sportsball dates it!
"This was recorded this morning" in description
They talked about the super bowl, twas indeed recorded today (err yesterday)
It's probably 2 years old
i love how 1v1v2 turned into 3v1 against red, this episode was great
That green asking red if hes a discord mod was PEAK content!
Omg, this was one of the funniest alpharad gold videos I've seen in a FAT second.
You know who you *can* trust? The king piece from Chess!
Yeah he has a sword
@@ODISeth new update's crazy, now he has two
@@LeftforDeadZombie smh can’t believe FPS chess would fuck with the meta like this
He's like the gravity hammer of FPS Chess
@@ballisticboo7808 from halo
Did not know Alpharad and Jaiden were living together that’s cool!
Im so happy that Green could join Alpharad Gold and his wacky escapades. Here's to all the funny "touch grass" jokes he will make!
my screen randomly went black and i was convinced it was just apart the alpharad gold lifestyle
Green is an honorary Alpharad Gold member
Barely a minute in and the part at 1:17 is amazing. The way Jacob just snaps to life when he realizes Jo didn't get the gun and how he throws himself off the ledge in a desperate attempt to get it looks like something out of a loony toons skit
Completely honest, not just being nice: This is going to be a really fun watch.
"as you know I live with Jaiden"
I did NOT know that, that explains why she's so unlucky though. She's been living with the natural luck magnet Jacob Alpharad, all the luck she would get goes to him
The patience of this man, holy shit
Remeber kids, don't take sgit from cyber bullys. Take red for example. The hero we didn't want, but needed
i love jo with all chat lmao
Jo's scream at 15:22 has to be the most distressed I've heard him
Trusting is the greatest mistake you could ever make, just ask Manfredy and Johnson who trusted those danes...
I would love to watch you guys play Shotgun King, the Final Checkmate,
it's a chess roguelike but you have a gun.
Jacob would probably enjoy it. Jo would want the episode to end in 10 minutes max
@@ODISeth I think you might be on to something Seth
Okay, but red kinda a real one for just going with it ngl
Now I 100% understand what Jacob was saying about being glad Jo didn't have chat in Chess FPS; the sheer SPEED at which this man goes _caustic_ when given the opportunity is _incredible_ bahahaha!!
This game is such stupid fun. I sometimes just play it for hours with my friends, we're laughing maniacally the whole time
Best video of the year so far
i love how toxicly they are in sync
This is one of the best videos this channel’s ever made
One of the best videos ever uploaded to this ever changing channel
Ngl reds a really good sport. And seemed to be having fun. Like clearly they didn't mind the riffing.
They're shooting eachother lmao, like how Mary Jane shoots the venomized citizens of spiderman web of shadows. I think you guys should play that game :)
Best gold episode yet. I really hope red and green see this. Green so we can see the legend. I want red to see this so he can see his own shame.
red put up with so much lmao
There is a game like this called “Rounds” it works in a similar fashion, except you start out choosing perks at the beginning and when one gets two wins, the loser picks a perk. I think that’s be perfect for you guys. But it’s only 2 player, so it would be strictly you or jo (unless you had a guest play for you)
I watched this last night, but I have to say, this is one of my favorite videos of the year so far
I like when both Jacob and Jo play at the same time, though I'll still watch regardless. I believe in Alpharad gold
Golden era’s theme of the day: post-quarantine quarantine cyber-bullying
I hope red and green are recurring side characters in the Gold saga
I feel bad for the random guy getting bullied
They should invite green onto the channel more often dude's pretty wholesome
shocking that the guy that joins random lobbies in a small party game is actually a sweatlord at that game
The thumbnail is so good that it's not even original!
Green is almost as funny as Marvin the mouse’s Ethernet cable joke
i love how wholesome these gamers are
This is BY FAR their best one yet
i like how you can tell how long ago this was recorded purely by which one piece chapter is the most recent
I strait cried while inhaling weed in to my brain after the birds lost 🦅 and this video made me feel better thank you Jo (Mr. Alpha D rad you know what you did)
Joe’s scream around 15:20 KILLS me
green is the third alpharad gold member
Y'know I kinda figured Jacob lived with Jaiden but I never thought it was possible. I thought they just happened to hang out sometimes or something idk
Game Suggestion: Rounds. It's very similar to this game, but easier to control and it has rogue-like elements. Essentially, losing a round gives you an upgrade as a sort of comeback mechanic.
Always forget how sick stick fight is, it's like a physics-based version of Duck Game
Speaking of which, if they're still looking for suggestions...
Def fav video of the gold Era so far
Green was altrive and red was jawsh
This video really feels like Colin; (red) and dash; (green) are playing with them
I like to imagine that red is in his 40s and green is like 15
I thought all the Gold fans here knew Jacob and Jaiden live together. They did not make it very secret after all. I thought it was just a fact we all acknowledged, but not make comment on it. But fans are crazy after all.
I mean I kinda figured it out but it wasn’t really confirmed until now
red guy takes it like a man absolute chad
Not gonna lie I fully thought Jacob and Jo lived together, not Jacob and Jaiden.
you are not alone with the green guy around 6:47 I run into those types all the time when playing public matches.
red and green are the people ever
Big fan of videos that end with laughter. I'm glad they're having fun :)
would love to see you play more landfall games: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, Rounds, and Clustertruck
You guys should play rounds! its just like this but roguelike, and spiderheck which is like this but spiders
If you guys enjoyed stick fight, you might like Rounds, its a two player game where every round you lose you gain a new upgrade
The stickmen in the thumbnail are both poorly recolored to be “gold”. Love this channel
best gold this year
The only channel that makes me want to throw up cause of laughter
I just had a dream where Alpha set me up to be the drummer for a big event.
I do not have drumming experience.
I can't tell if I felt more like green guy or red guy.
Can’t wait for the doom eternal on switch video. Also green is best stick color
landfall's totally accurate battlegrounds would be good for remote recording !
Thus is the most alphared gold episode alphared gold has ever Made
i want to see Jo try to figure out how to play Rain World
genuine masterpiece of a video
do rounds sometime, it is a spiritual successor to this game
one of the funniest episodes this year. you should play lego batman
Another day, another request for Wario World to be finished