A common argument about the towers falling on 9/11 is that "structural steel can't melt from jet fuel, so it mustve been an inside job from the CIA using jets as a cover-up so we could start a war" When in reality, while jet fuel alone doesn't grt hot enough to melt steel, it doe make it soft enough to collapse, and the draft from the tower only makes it that much hotter hotter. In the memorial museum theres even a section of the building consisting of several stories compacted into just a few feet of rubble Which really puts these forces into perspective. So basically, they're making a fantastical play on words involving both the tragedy and conspiracies following the events. @@manel1906
The Twin Towers actually had a substantial amount of telecomms equipment on their roofs and their loss did seriously degrade signal for the NYC area until replacements could be setup. Many of such replacement sites existed prior to the Twin towers (older well known tall buildings) and had to be shut down earlier due to the Twin towers being built, the towers were so big they were causing interference to the legacy systems.
@@SirGentleshark The Warlock Guild provides critical spell components. The Supreme Magus couldn't retaliate against them. Goblins were easier and no one likes them, not even the Warlocks Guild.
Back in my day you could just fly on a dragon, you didnt have to get checked for wands and you were allowed to bring potions with you. But after those dragons hit the sister spires, dragon travel was never the same. Now the security golems pull you aside if you look like your ancestors came from the sand kingdoms
@uncivilized_caveman covid saw over 20x the deaths of Americans alone. The Iraq and Afghanistan wars both saw more loss of life. How many terrorist attacks since then? How many natural disasters? Or what about 1/6 where half our nation rooted each other on to try and stage a coup? Man, there's been far worse things to happen since then.
@@uncivilized_caveman my guy, we have been to or are still at war, 13 different times since 9/11. over 7000 people have died in these wars. this is greater than the 2977 people that died on 9/11.
@@frogtank4407 That's not exactly the same as an in nation disaster. As bad as it sounds, soldiers decide their fate when they sign up. Those in the towers and planes did not
Some might call it tasteless, some might find the grim humor to be healing. I hate being reminded of the reasons I can’t bring open potions onto dragons anymore, even if they are safely stowed in my Carrion Knapsack.
My ass, I was there when it happened! I saw everything... those innocent elves... 2977 cases of lost elves... and you devalue their deaths by saying nonsense like this..
That's why the dragons had to ram. A sad day for wizard-kind, and a sad day for dragons too. The war on horrors was a tragic affair, my cousin was an arcane engineer. But even still, he saw some basiliskat. Terrible.
@@streakgaming6106 I was going for BS, and I wish you were right. But no, just a euphemism. Basilisk-Scat should have been how I should have said it. Stand in for hard stuff.
I was raising the great sea bridge to the ancient citadel. my amulet of late knowing sent me the message. At that moment I knew I must enlist in the Emperor's Grand Army.
"I were in me workshop fiddlin away with makin the frame of me airship. The tragedy made me add a wee lil security system ta stop hijackers." -Dr. Zook "Doublelock" Timbers, cockamamy inventor and Gnomish Artificer
Jokes aside, if a disaster happening in your D&D campaign has half the emotional resonance of this short, you're in the top .1% of campaigns. I dream of being able to pull this shit off as a GM.
@@jamj4r TURN ON THE ALL-SEEING CLOUD THEY HIT THE SPIRALS!!!! HHHH THEY HIT THE FUKIN SPIRALS!!!! Turn on all-seeing cloud doesnt matter which position FAAAK
Same reason people laugh at Titanic jokes: enough time has passed to the public. The wound may still be open for those directly affected, but for the remaining population, it has already healed
I'm just thinking of the juxtoposition of a wizard yelling Jesus Christ. Like how would christianity work in this magic world for him to know about Christ?
My brother in Christ, I was just barely old enough to remember it. I'm 27 now. Some people who were born after 9/11 are married with kids. So yeah, I think enough time has passed to be able to joke about it.
I will let you in on a secret. I was in highschool when 9/11 happened, and people were making 9/11 jokes that same day. There's no such thing as an appropriate amount of time before dark jokes become ok.
I mean it's been 23 years. To a lot of people, including myself, this is just history. We make jokes about historical tragedies all the time. I still think we should be a little careful around those who were personally affected by it, but in general, we don't need to make it such a big deal anymore lol
@@aldenheterodyne2833 honestly- same. I was 3, I have no memory of life pre 9/11, I just knew it as this thing that all the adults in my life would get really solemn about as a kid. I used to feel kind of guilty about not feeling sad over it back then? Like there'd be people crying, and saying 'Never forget!' and then there'd be me and a bunch of other 4th graders silently staring at each other like _'Oh, God, they're doing it again, WHAT DO WE SAY??'_
@@anonymouslucario285 I would kindly ask you read my comment and how I do infact express that I backed off my sentiment of being offended and let the humor be.
Oily Josh, he's a bard and a trickster, always escaping custody. One time he got nailed to a tree. Three days later, resurrected himself without even using a diamond. Some people think he's actually a lich.
*takes long sip of Dwarven ale* I was at that college... my best buddies too we called ourselves the Society of the dragonborns. *chuckle* I always told them that was a stupid name......oh how I wish to see them again. How I wish.....
It still feels weird how many people joke about it. I know it's been 23 years but.... I guess it'll never feel like it's been long enough? Maybe I'm too old
I mean, it's a part of history now. There are people alive in their 20s who were born after it happened. And people make jokes about historical tragedies all the time. Not to mention that humor can be a coping mechanism for a lot of people. We have no choice but to live in a world where fucked up shit like this happens, so might as well try to make the most of it, y'know?
My guy, it's been 23 years and I remember it as clear as when it happened. You're not too old, sometimes, the humor is what pulls us through the darkness so it doesn't consume us.
There are people who weren't alive when it happened who are married with kids now. It's been a decade more than long enough. If it still makes you feel scared or bad than the terrorists won
Ah... sorry. I guess it must seem pretty irreverent for twenty somethings and teenagers to be making jokes about it. I think it's just- I mean, I was alive for 9/11, but little enough that I have no memory of what the country was like before it. My whole life, I have only ever heard it used as a justification for Why We Are Doing XYZ, Never Forget. For someone younger than me, there's _no_ point in their life when it's been anything other than a political talking point. I think at some point it got so removed from what actually happened that there's now 2+ generations who have only ever seen it used as an excuse to do deranged things and act like it's perfectly justified. That starts to _feel_ like a joke after a while.
@@superj.v3920 I have changed my mind. It was the Dwarves who did 9/11. My reasoning: The Dwarves are greedy gold grabbing little fellas who are always griping that they've lost their ancestral homeland to some dragon or goblins or whatever. So they stole 2.3 trillion dollars from the Realm of men and then flew 2 dragons into the towers. They then blamed it on the goblins who have taken over the Dwarven homeland to get the men to fight their war for them. Much like back in the 1940s when the Elves were persecuting the Dwarves for stealing all their gold so the Dwarves tricked the realms of men into declaring war on the Elves. Unfortunately the Elves ended up fighting a war on two fronts against the men on the western front and the orcs on the east. Sadly they never got to expose the dwarvish lies.
Rest in peace to the many souls lost in the World Mage Center...😔
Underrated comment XX
HAA that is so funny😂
It was on the orbs even in hogwarts 😢 sad day
"Sir, a second dragon has hit the towers"
@@thatspellcastkkid_7672YT*spires
Wizard: “Turn on the orb! Turn on the orb!”
Me: “I wonder what the joke is gonna be.”
Wizard: *_“Any channel!”_*
Me: “Oh yeah…”
I actually don't understand the "any channel" reference
@@johnozzmond9728 same
@johnozzmond9728 my guess would be that the event was broadcasted on every channel like an national emergency would
@@lyeyeruyass5809 I wouldn't know. Not much of a TV guy. Or a national emergency guy. Christ, way to traumatize the kids watching PBS
@lyeyeruyass5809 you are right every channel on that day had it broadcasting, and ohhhhhh it was all they've talked about the following weeks too
“Dragon fire can’t melt obsidian spires” my ass. I was there when the dragons struck
Lies. That's just what the Order of Approved Lore wants you to believe.
It was clearly Dwarven blasting charges.
It only worked because the ice drakes froze it first!
@@Sweetness71775 the heck ya talkin bout my people?
A common argument about the towers falling on 9/11 is that "structural steel can't melt from jet fuel, so it mustve been an inside job from the CIA using jets as a cover-up so we could start a war"
When in reality, while jet fuel alone doesn't grt hot enough to melt steel, it doe make it soft enough to collapse, and the draft from the tower only makes it that much hotter hotter. In the memorial museum theres even a section of the building consisting of several stories compacted into just a few feet of rubble
Which really puts these forces into perspective.
So basically, they're making a fantastical play on words involving both the tragedy and conspiracies following the events.
@@manel1906
"THEY HIT THE FUCKING _PENTAGRAM!"_
Don’t you mean the icosagon?
@@Voidness00 what the hell is the icosagon
@@MeMM00 20 sided shape, like the d20, it’s a dnd joke
@@Voidness00 icosagon these nuts
Lol
"Your wizardness a second dragon has hit the spire"
Had to scroll quite a bit to find this, but was not disappointed.
were was Your wizardness thow
@@jimmyg3835 In the Shire, reading story books and smoking weed with the Hobbits 😂
@@chancecompton4061 lol
Another dragon has just struck the War Mage Council Fortress...
MERLIN'S BEARD! THEY HIT THE PENTAGONAL DEFENSE CENTER!
The west wing of the Pentagram!
LORD LYLE LORD LYLE WAKE UP
Not the dodecahedron?!
The realm trade center
NOT THE EIGHTFOLD PENTACLE!!!
I love that confused expression. "how the hell I turn on the damn thing?
You ponder it.
Just smack it like a TV that's not working properly
1000th like
I thought of it as "what's he telling me to do?"
BWF
"Mr president there's been a second dragon"
My uncle died on that fateful day, the best dragon rider the orc kingdom has ever seen
God damn it, I was not expecting this joke to come back from the dead to flavor text itself into dnd lol
May he find glory and content in eternity
...oh.
Oh no.
That took a turn
Rip Loc-Gar Grogubnash
Joke aside, the voice acting here is fucking Oscars worthy 😮
It is. Really hits the tragedy of this moment… I’ll be in an alternate universe… Very well.
Faint praise.
The production quality of this one is INSANE, this audio is so good. The background music really sells it
Please note that this was posted on the 23rd anniversary of 9/11
Yeah i think that's intentional.
Oh shit, I didn't realize
@@bananacraft69I think he was mentioning this for future views.
22.3 years! Just like South Park said!
This context will be sorely needed in 10 hours (currently it is 2pm)
THE ANTENNA WAS ON THE NORTH SPIRE! WEVE GOT NO RECEPTION!
The Twin Towers actually had a substantial amount of telecomms equipment on their roofs and their loss did seriously degrade signal for the NYC area until replacements could be setup.
Many of such replacement sites existed prior to the Twin towers (older well known tall buildings) and had to be shut down earlier due to the Twin towers being built, the towers were so big they were causing interference to the legacy systems.
@@slimjim2584 Learn something new every day, I never knew this.
@slimjim2584 maybe that's why they fell
I LOST MY SPELL RECEPTION
@@slimjim2584 Yeah, believe me, I know. Came home from school early and went to watch cartoons only to be met with static on nearly every channel.
I can't believe that the Warlock Guild would do this to innocent wizards
Why do goblin artists need bomb fuses in the buildings?
And somehow the Supreme Patriarch of the Magus Collegiate decided to invade the Goblin Realms instead of retaliating against the Warlocks
Innocent ... WIZARDs ??
WE NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK. WE ARENT ALL BAD I SWEAT
@@SirGentleshark The Warlock Guild provides critical spell components. The Supreme Magus couldn't retaliate against them. Goblins were easier and no one likes them, not even the Warlocks Guild.
>Sees video
>Sees the upload date
God fuckin damnit
Goddammit... I just looked!
You're laughing. Thousands of minions dead, and you're laughing.
Womp womp, Can't handle dark humor? Leave.
@@Rempz_OfficialI can’t tell if you didn’t get the joke or are playing along with the joke
@@omgopuo2773Yes.
@@Rempz_Officialthey’re playing along with the joke.
Coping mechanism
Back in my day you could just fly on a dragon, you didnt have to get checked for wands and you were allowed to bring potions with you.
But after those dragons hit the sister spires, dragon travel was never the same.
Now the security golems pull you aside if you look like your ancestors came from the sand kingdoms
😂
Ain’t now way bro said the sand kingdoms 💀
This is very well thought out. I love it.
Took me a bit to get the sand kingdom part 😂
That one took me a minute lol 💀
This is so fucking tastless.
I laughed so hard.
It's been 23 years, and at least 7 worse tragedies have occurred since. I think this is acceptable now.
@@elandthirkhaoth4718worse since? Not even remotely.
@uncivilized_caveman covid saw over 20x the deaths of Americans alone. The Iraq and Afghanistan wars both saw more loss of life. How many terrorist attacks since then? How many natural disasters? Or what about 1/6 where half our nation rooted each other on to try and stage a coup? Man, there's been far worse things to happen since then.
@@uncivilized_caveman my guy, we have been to or are still at war, 13 different times since 9/11. over 7000 people have died in these wars. this is greater than the 2977 people that died on 9/11.
@@frogtank4407 That's not exactly the same as an in nation disaster. As bad as it sounds, soldiers decide their fate when they sign up. Those in the towers and planes did not
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Damn
Bravo sir, underrated comment
I was cackling at it, thinking it WAS a LOTR reference... And then I had a realization.
Haradrim humor.
“THEY HIT THE HEXAGON! THEY HIT THE FUCKING HEXAGON!”
Some might call it tasteless, some might find the grim humor to be healing.
I hate being reminded of the reasons I can’t bring open potions onto dragons anymore, even if they are safely stowed in my Carrion Knapsack.
Why do you have a knapsack for carrion? Are you a lizardperson who worries about wanting a snack instead of getting the free one in-flight?
@@ryanwilson5834 the goblins have stopped giving free snacks on short and medium lenght dragon flights
@@ryanwilson5834Perhaps the knapsack is actually made of carrion?
@@Scavenger82 is joke, bud
yea thay even look in my bag of holding that has an enchantment on it that i need to dispel every time
Your majesty. A second dragon has hit the spire
(Proceeds to continue reading "My Pet Minotaur")
@@Sweetness71775 Satyr
My leige they hit the pentagram
@@Dextersauve11 my duke.... there coming for the throne room!
@@kkirschkk what? How could the warlocks do this. We shall invade the goblin nations
"OMG Merlin! Dragon fire cant melt blackstone spires!!!"
My ass, I was there when it happened! I saw everything... those innocent elves... 2977 cases of lost elves... and you devalue their deaths by saying nonsense like this..
That's why the dragons had to ram. A sad day for wizard-kind, and a sad day for dragons too. The war on horrors was a tragic affair, my cousin was an arcane engineer. But even still, he saw some basiliskat. Terrible.
@@netherwalker1762what's a basaliskat? Is that like a baby dragon?
@@streakgaming6106 I was going for BS, and I wish you were right. But no, just a euphemism. Basilisk-Scat should have been how I should have said it. Stand in for hard stuff.
*LYLE LYLE, THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGRAM! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGRAM, LYLE!*
Lyle?
When angry Joe speaks he shrieks
@@streakgaming6106oneyplays bit/joke from like 4 years ago.
LORD LYLE AWAKETH!
@@streakgaming6106 its just lyle the one eyed guy
I'm glad they finally caught and warded Wiz Laden
Random Wizard: "About to cast Fireball"
Observer: "NOT THE SECOND SPIRE"
_“Master wizard sir, where were thou when they hit the spires?”_
I was raising the great sea bridge to the ancient citadel. my amulet of late knowing sent me the message. At that moment I knew I must enlist in the Emperor's Grand Army.
I was at home ,smithing .
When orb rang
Spire attacked
No
"I were in me workshop fiddlin away with makin the frame of me airship. The tragedy made me add a wee lil security system ta stop hijackers."
-Dr. Zook "Doublelock" Timbers, cockamamy inventor and Gnomish Artificer
I was hardly a thought in my parents heads when the spires were struck
I was serving ale at a tavern when the orb at the corner of the roof showed it. Everyone went silent.
my lord emperor... a 2nd dragon has hit the towers
Hush, I know! Now shut up, this will be the best casus beli ever!
@@bandiras2 If you spin it right, it'll reaffirm your power for the next four years.
Wizard yelling "jesus christ"
Oh, wait, that's called a priest.
i thought he was summoning him
I mean to be fair if you've read Dreasden Files
What an insult to Wizards
Jesus christ was a very prolific Cleric in his time, though he never fulfilled any of his promises. Put some respect on his name.
If you got a wizard calling out to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, you know the situation is fucked.
Glad to see we’re all chill about it
Gotta admit this was *pretty* funny
Jokes aside, if a disaster happening in your D&D campaign has half the emotional resonance of this short, you're in the top .1% of campaigns.
I dream of being able to pull this shit off as a GM.
When I heard the “any channel reference” I immediately thought of Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles.
SIR LYLE! SIR LYLE, YOU MUST AWAKEN! YOU MUST AWAKEN, I BEG YOU!!
**SIR LYLE THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTACLES!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTACLES!!!**
@@jamj4rlegend
@@jamj4r
TURN ON THE ALL-SEEING CLOUD THEY HIT THE SPIRALS!!!! HHHH THEY HIT THE FUKIN SPIRALS!!!! Turn on all-seeing cloud doesnt matter which position FAAAK
"...Dude, check the news. Doesn't matter what channel."
Why? Why did I get this in my feed today? Why did I laugh at it?!
Same reason people laugh at Titanic jokes: enough time has passed to the public.
The wound may still be open for those directly affected, but for the remaining population, it has already healed
Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff
The upload on THIS day is fucking CRAZY
Crazy? Try tasteless, disrespectful, and just fucking wrong. I had been seriously enjoying this channel until I saw this.
I'm just thinking of the juxtoposition of a wizard yelling Jesus Christ. Like how would christianity work in this magic world for him to know about Christ?
😂I don’t know why I found that so funny.
Well magic is condemned multiple times in the New and Old Testaments, so God likes a good human fighter.
Wizard:
"They hit the f***ing spire!"
Neow:
"Those adventurers! They f***ing did it! Nice!"
When you're in the middle of the Apocalypse and all you want to do is get that last moment of Fame
Damb, I guess it's been long enough to have this level of humor about 9/11🤣
My brother in Christ, I was just barely old enough to remember it. I'm 27 now. Some people who were born after 9/11 are married with kids. So yeah, I think enough time has passed to be able to joke about it.
I will let you in on a secret. I was in highschool when 9/11 happened, and people were making 9/11 jokes that same day. There's no such thing as an appropriate amount of time before dark jokes become ok.
I mean it's been 23 years. To a lot of people, including myself, this is just history. We make jokes about historical tragedies all the time. I still think we should be a little careful around those who were personally affected by it, but in general, we don't need to make it such a big deal anymore lol
I stopped giving a shit about half an hour after it happened. Like 'right, fine, can I go back to bed now?'
@@aldenheterodyne2833 honestly- same. I was 3, I have no memory of life pre 9/11, I just knew it as this thing that all the adults in my life would get really solemn about as a kid. I used to feel kind of guilty about not feeling sad over it back then? Like there'd be people crying, and saying 'Never forget!' and then there'd be me and a bunch of other 4th graders silently staring at each other like _'Oh, God, they're doing it again, WHAT DO WE SAY??'_
The fact that this was released on 9/11 💀
"My lord, another dragon has struck the spire."
Instead of pentagone it funnier when it just the polygone
At first I was like "dark joke" then I realized that sometimes humor is a coping mechanism for people. I like this video.
What are you on about?
@@anonymouslucario285it was posted on 9/11
It is a dark joke, but that doesn't mean it's a bad one lol
It has been 23 years. That is more than enough time to cope ten times over and then finally move on.
@@anonymouslucario285 I would kindly ask you read my comment and how I do infact express that I backed off my sentiment of being offended and let the humor be.
Random npc from the dnd campaign saying “who’s Jesus Christ?”
High level Cleric that was once part of a Party that tried to take down a Demon Lord. Ended up getting nailed to a Cross by the Empire.
Oily Josh, he's a bard and a trickster, always escaping custody. One time he got nailed to a tree. Three days later, resurrected himself without even using a diamond. Some people think he's actually a lich.
@@ovni2295 Oh, I see. That be quite a strange tale. I's do sure hope it don't start some bloody cult about him.
@@ovni2295 No way. He drinks human blood. That's a vampire, not a lich.
Brb, sending this to J Schladingus
DO IT!😈
If I knew how, I'd send it to Shlingus too 😈😈😈
JSchlosamabinladen is going to hate
Hearing LotR music thru this, hits hard
Yep. This was epic, and without the 9/11 context would be something I could easily see in a fantasy movie.
NOOO NOT THE DUAL SPIRES!!!
They've totally had this one on the backburner for a while lmao
I'm glad to see this, September 11th 2024.
😂🎉
You posted it on the date too which was amazing lol
I was there in new York at the time of 9/11 I had my therapy found my dark humor and I rolled laughing at this clip
"Guy's I promise it's gonna be a quaint and simple campaign."
*The session 4 minutes later:*
This just in! A third dragon has hit the wizards college.
NOT THE OCTOGON!
*takes long sip of Dwarven ale* I was at that college... my best buddies too we called ourselves the Society of the dragonborns. *chuckle* I always told them that was a stupid name......oh how I wish to see them again. How I wish.....
@@Socksfor2Fandied 2 years later from fungus disease.
You know I was late to work on the day they hit the spires. My alarm bell broke overnight
@nonnon-existent yep I was in the herbology wing I accidentally breathed in violet fungus spores
you can say they SLAYED the spires
It still feels weird how many people joke about it. I know it's been 23 years but.... I guess it'll never feel like it's been long enough? Maybe I'm too old
I mean, it's a part of history now. There are people alive in their 20s who were born after it happened. And people make jokes about historical tragedies all the time.
Not to mention that humor can be a coping mechanism for a lot of people. We have no choice but to live in a world where fucked up shit like this happens, so might as well try to make the most of it, y'know?
My guy, it's been 23 years and I remember it as clear as when it happened. You're not too old, sometimes, the humor is what pulls us through the darkness so it doesn't consume us.
There are people who weren't alive when it happened who are married with kids now. It's been a decade more than long enough.
If it still makes you feel scared or bad than the terrorists won
I stopped caring after like an hour. It was way too early in the morning here for that shit.
Ah... sorry. I guess it must seem pretty irreverent for twenty somethings and teenagers to be making jokes about it. I think it's just- I mean, I was alive for 9/11, but little enough that I have no memory of what the country was like before it. My whole life, I have only ever heard it used as a justification for Why We Are Doing XYZ, Never Forget. For someone younger than me, there's _no_ point in their life when it's been anything other than a political talking point. I think at some point it got so removed from what actually happened that there's now 2+ generations who have only ever seen it used as an excuse to do deranged things and act like it's perfectly justified. That starts to _feel_ like a joke after a while.
Haha truly dark humor! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦⚰️
I needed that laugh oh the timing is perfect. What a crap day.😅😂🤣
When the wizard yells out loud *JESUS CHRIST*, you know its REALLY bad...
This short is a 9 out of 11.
It's absolutely an inside joke, though.
"It's absolutely an inside" your mom
@@Sweetness71775yeah, you had to be there to get it.
This took me 4 iterations before I figured out its a 911 joke. I need more sleep.
Wizard: “Turn on the orb!”
Me: “Bro turn on the orb before shit goes down”
Wizard: “Any channel!”
Me: “There is no fucking way”
I wasnt alive when the spires collapsed... but the damage it did to the near by villages was devistating!
As tragic as it is, this still made me smile. For reals, thank you.
Wow perfect timing huh? The exact day.
Intentional
This is a parody of PsychicPebbles screaming "They hit the Pentagon!", and never stops being funny.
Wasn't this on uh oneyplays?
“HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE NORTH SPIRE!”
THEY HIT THE STAR FORTRESS!!!
Rest in peace to the many souls lost in the World coin center ...😔
Why was this the very first thing I saw on RUclips today
Insert 9/11 joke here
My birthday
@@courtjester4088 happy birthday!
It's an inside joke
That short melted my steel beams
Sire, a second wyvern has hit the spires
Hush, I know! Now shut up, this will be the best casus beli ever!
Why was I more worried about the fact that a fantasy wizard said Jesus Christ than the clear 9/11 joke
I love dis dudes art styles
Wild this came in my feed after watching "schlutt" vid.
9/11 joke on 9/11 is crazy
I heard that there were magic missiles cast with delay inside the spires, organized by the royal palace.
I just can't escape it, it's everywhere.
POV me at dancing the one dragon heading perfectly for it😂😂😂😂😂
What do you mean with „They hit the spires“- oh Jesus Christ, now I know
The second he said any channel.I already knew what joke this was.
God, I love this. Lives rent free in my mind. TURN ON THE ORB!
Best video so far. Thanks for the morning laugh.
This joke's so dark it's got an event horizon.
Sire, a dragon has struck the round table...
HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE FUCKING OCTAGON
Merlin shouting sounds like a cross between Alan Rickman and Rip Torn. It's fantastic.
i think schlorp would appreciate this
BREAKING NEWS: A THIRD DRAGON HAS ATTACKED THE MAGES GUILD!
The Goblins did 9/11. They just blamed it on the Orcs.
Liars, I know It was the elves trying to justify another war with the dwarfs
@@superj.v3920 I have changed my mind. It was the Dwarves who did 9/11.
My reasoning: The Dwarves are greedy gold grabbing little fellas who are always griping that they've lost their ancestral homeland to some dragon or goblins or whatever.
So they stole 2.3 trillion dollars from the Realm of men and then flew 2 dragons into the towers. They then blamed it on the goblins who have taken over the Dwarven homeland to get the men to fight their war for them. Much like back in the 1940s when the Elves were persecuting the Dwarves for stealing all their gold so the Dwarves tricked the realms of men into declaring war on the Elves. Unfortunately the Elves ended up fighting a war on two fronts against the men on the western front and the orcs on the east.
Sadly they never got to expose the dwarvish lies.
I can feel the terror of the video, good work
A bard jumps from nowhere, "does anyone say turn on a thing 😉"
Zach's creature energy is always with us.
Oh my fucking God I think this is the best one
Wow. That was amazing. I had to read a few comments to get it.
I think I was too young to remember. Or I just can't remember.
I was 7 years old and seeing that on TV was crazy. Thankfully my dad wasn't in the air when it happened.
"Sire, A second dragon has just hit the spire."
"Mr wizardness sir, another dragon has crashed into the spires."
This reminds me of those experiments where they (successfully, I should add) made new crops by blasting them with radiation and seeing what happened!
Shes like: "I can't get any fucking reception!"
Link pulls out a couple of master swords and bunny ears them in the air.
Of course the freaking punchline got me.
They hit the fuckin spires!
"High mage, a second dragon has hit the spires..."
Grand Wizard, another dragon has flamed the second spire.
Not me reliving the tragedy 23 years after it, but in fantasy format.
JEEZUS CHRIST THE FIRE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH IT LOOKED LIKE A KNIFE CUTTING THEOUGH BUTTER