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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @eliasjakemoran02
    @eliasjakemoran02 3 месяца назад +6027

    Rest in peace to the many souls lost in the World Mage Center...😔

    • @Dmgladiator2642
      @Dmgladiator2642 3 месяца назад +73

      Underrated comment XX

    • @KonGirl2k4
      @KonGirl2k4 3 месяца назад +32

      HAA that is so funny😂

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 3 месяца назад +43

      It was on the orbs even in hogwarts 😢 sad day

    • @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT
      @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT 2 месяца назад +33

      "Sir, a second dragon has hit the towers"

    • @TIMEEEEEEEEEEE
      @TIMEEEEEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад

      ​@@thatspellcastkkid_7672YT*spires

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 месяца назад +10519

    Wizard: “Turn on the orb! Turn on the orb!”
    Me: “I wonder what the joke is gonna be.”
    Wizard: *_“Any channel!”_*
    Me: “Oh yeah…”

    • @johnozzmond9728
      @johnozzmond9728 3 месяца назад +255

      I actually don't understand the "any channel" reference

    • @Naohmcete
      @Naohmcete 3 месяца назад +61

      @@johnozzmond9728 same

    • @lyeyeruyass5809
      @lyeyeruyass5809 3 месяца назад +493

      ​@johnozzmond9728 my guess would be that the event was broadcasted on every channel like an national emergency would

    • @johnozzmond9728
      @johnozzmond9728 3 месяца назад +161

      @@lyeyeruyass5809 I wouldn't know. Not much of a TV guy. Or a national emergency guy. Christ, way to traumatize the kids watching PBS

    • @SilverLink07
      @SilverLink07 3 месяца назад +169

      ​@lyeyeruyass5809 you are right every channel on that day had it broadcasting, and ohhhhhh it was all they've talked about the following weeks too

  • @VegaLyrae
    @VegaLyrae 3 месяца назад +9841

    “Dragon fire can’t melt obsidian spires” my ass. I was there when the dragons struck

    • @Sweetness71775
      @Sweetness71775 3 месяца назад +471

      Lies. That's just what the Order of Approved Lore wants you to believe.

    • @Sweetness71775
      @Sweetness71775 3 месяца назад +402

      It was clearly Dwarven blasting charges.

    • @nexus_keeper
      @nexus_keeper 3 месяца назад +160

      It only worked because the ice drakes froze it first!

    • @manel1906
      @manel1906 3 месяца назад +63

      @@Sweetness71775 the heck ya talkin bout my people?

    • @tophatvideosinc.5858
      @tophatvideosinc.5858 3 месяца назад

      A common argument about the towers falling on 9/11 is that "structural steel can't melt from jet fuel, so it​ mustve been an inside job from the CIA using jets as a cover-up so we could start a war"
      When in reality, while jet fuel alone doesn't grt hot enough to melt steel, it doe make it soft enough to collapse, and the draft from the tower only makes it that much hotter hotter. In the memorial museum theres even a section of the building consisting of several stories compacted into just a few feet of rubble
      Which really puts these forces into perspective.
      So basically, they're making a fantastical play on words involving both the tragedy and conspiracies following the events.
      @@manel1906

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 3 месяца назад +3605

    "THEY HIT THE FUCKING _PENTAGRAM!"_

    • @Voidness00
      @Voidness00 2 месяца назад +73

      Don’t you mean the icosagon?

    • @MeMM00
      @MeMM00 2 месяца назад +22

      @@Voidness00 what the hell is the icosagon

    • @Voidness00
      @Voidness00 2 месяца назад +57

      @@MeMM00 20 sided shape, like the d20, it’s a dnd joke

    • @MeMM00
      @MeMM00 2 месяца назад

      @@Voidness00 icosagon these nuts

    • @ladyDaPittbull
      @ladyDaPittbull 2 месяца назад +2

      Lol

  • @drakethbd8890
    @drakethbd8890 3 месяца назад +3453

    "Your wizardness a second dragon has hit the spire"

    • @jdiogoforte
      @jdiogoforte 2 месяца назад +42

      Had to scroll quite a bit to find this, but was not disappointed.

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 2 месяца назад +5

      were was Your wizardness thow

    • @chancecompton4061
      @chancecompton4061 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@jimmyg3835 In the Shire, reading story books and smoking weed with the Hobbits 😂

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 2 месяца назад

      @@chancecompton4061 lol

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 2 месяца назад +1

      Another dragon has just struck the War Mage Council Fortress...

  • @lunaticscribbles6016
    @lunaticscribbles6016 3 месяца назад +6375

    MERLIN'S BEARD! THEY HIT THE PENTAGONAL DEFENSE CENTER!

    • @NobleGas_54
      @NobleGas_54 3 месяца назад +225

      The west wing of the Pentagram!

    • @agonycity1754
      @agonycity1754 3 месяца назад +111

      LORD LYLE LORD LYLE WAKE UP

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification 3 месяца назад +50

      Not the dodecahedron?!

    • @Nmoment-uv6jc
      @Nmoment-uv6jc 3 месяца назад +40

      The realm trade center

    • @TRAILLER
      @TRAILLER 3 месяца назад +26

      NOT THE EIGHTFOLD PENTACLE!!!

  • @pedroares6562
    @pedroares6562 3 месяца назад +8725

    I love that confused expression. "how the hell I turn on the damn thing?

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 3 месяца назад +105

      You ponder it.

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 3 месяца назад +77

      Just smack it like a TV that's not working properly

    • @AngryToasterYT
      @AngryToasterYT 3 месяца назад +8

      1000th like

    • @BeastWarsFan
      @BeastWarsFan 3 месяца назад +7

      I thought of it as "what's he telling me to do?"
      BWF

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 3 месяца назад +11

      "Mr president there's been a second dragon"

  • @nightmaremythos4679
    @nightmaremythos4679 3 месяца назад +5165

    My uncle died on that fateful day, the best dragon rider the orc kingdom has ever seen

    • @cartercollier2607
      @cartercollier2607 3 месяца назад +577

      God damn it, I was not expecting this joke to come back from the dead to flavor text itself into dnd lol

    • @eiohnanananunu9871
      @eiohnanananunu9871 3 месяца назад +122

      May he find glory and content in eternity

    • @Gub0-m6i
      @Gub0-m6i 3 месяца назад +120

      ...oh.
      Oh no.

    • @lycaonpictus372
      @lycaonpictus372 3 месяца назад +46

      That took a turn

    • @NiteshadeX2
      @NiteshadeX2 3 месяца назад +64

      Rip Loc-Gar Grogubnash

  • @Red-Magic
    @Red-Magic 3 месяца назад +658

    Joke aside, the voice acting here is fucking Oscars worthy 😮

    • @lenee8959
      @lenee8959 Месяц назад +12

      It is. Really hits the tragedy of this moment… I’ll be in an alternate universe… Very well.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel Месяц назад +1

      Faint praise.

  • @ni-dirus
    @ni-dirus 3 месяца назад +168

    The production quality of this one is INSANE, this audio is so good. The background music really sells it

  • @joshuabower219
    @joshuabower219 3 месяца назад +18362

    Please note that this was posted on the 23rd anniversary of 9/11

    • @bananacraft69
      @bananacraft69 3 месяца назад +666

      Yeah i think that's intentional.

    • @At0mic0la48
      @At0mic0la48 3 месяца назад +285

      Oh shit, I didn't realize

    • @Neo-Clik
      @Neo-Clik 3 месяца назад +241

      @@bananacraft69I think he was mentioning this for future views.

    • @Renorick1
      @Renorick1 3 месяца назад +103

      22.3 years! Just like South Park said!

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 3 месяца назад +49

      This context will be sorely needed in 10 hours (currently it is 2pm)

  • @MisterLEM0NS
    @MisterLEM0NS 3 месяца назад +3160

    THE ANTENNA WAS ON THE NORTH SPIRE! WEVE GOT NO RECEPTION!

    • @slimjim2584
      @slimjim2584 3 месяца назад +100

      The Twin Towers actually had a substantial amount of telecomms equipment on their roofs and their loss did seriously degrade signal for the NYC area until replacements could be setup.
      Many of such replacement sites existed prior to the Twin towers (older well known tall buildings) and had to be shut down earlier due to the Twin towers being built, the towers were so big they were causing interference to the legacy systems.

    • @SupCallMeAli
      @SupCallMeAli 3 месяца назад +25

      @@slimjim2584 Learn something new every day, I never knew this.

    • @cringekid07
      @cringekid07 3 месяца назад

      ​@slimjim2584 maybe that's why they fell

    • @witherking584
      @witherking584 2 месяца назад +1

      I LOST MY SPELL RECEPTION

    • @MisterLEM0NS
      @MisterLEM0NS Месяц назад

      ​@@slimjim2584 Yeah, believe me, I know. Came home from school early and went to watch cartoons only to be met with static on nearly every channel.

  • @KirbyH.I.T.S
    @KirbyH.I.T.S 3 месяца назад +1362

    I can't believe that the Warlock Guild would do this to innocent wizards

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 3 месяца назад +33

      Why do goblin artists need bomb fuses in the buildings?

    • @SirGentleshark
      @SirGentleshark 3 месяца назад +28

      And somehow the Supreme Patriarch of the Magus Collegiate decided to invade the Goblin Realms instead of retaliating against the Warlocks

    • @mohamedtamer-ajuniorengine1440
      @mohamedtamer-ajuniorengine1440 3 месяца назад +6

      Innocent ... WIZARDs ??

    • @PlantFromDiscord
      @PlantFromDiscord 3 месяца назад +1

      WE NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK. WE ARENT ALL BAD I SWEAT

    • @gameoverinsertcointocontin8102
      @gameoverinsertcointocontin8102 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SirGentleshark The Warlock Guild provides critical spell components. The Supreme Magus couldn't retaliate against them. Goblins were easier and no one likes them, not even the Warlocks Guild.

  • @jacksonholder2987
    @jacksonholder2987 3 месяца назад +264

    >Sees video
    >Sees the upload date
    God fuckin damnit

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 3 месяца назад +1057

    You're laughing. Thousands of minions dead, and you're laughing.

    • @Rempz_Official
      @Rempz_Official 3 месяца назад +28

      Womp womp, Can't handle dark humor? Leave.

    • @omgopuo2773
      @omgopuo2773 3 месяца назад +90

      @@Rempz_OfficialI can’t tell if you didn’t get the joke or are playing along with the joke

    • @alistermanase2581
      @alistermanase2581 3 месяца назад

      ​@@omgopuo2773Yes.

    • @colinward6737
      @colinward6737 3 месяца назад +25

      @@Rempz_Officialthey’re playing along with the joke.

    • @paxaladrin871
      @paxaladrin871 3 месяца назад +6

      Coping mechanism

  • @HauntedMushroom96
    @HauntedMushroom96 3 месяца назад +1496

    Back in my day you could just fly on a dragon, you didnt have to get checked for wands and you were allowed to bring potions with you.
    But after those dragons hit the sister spires, dragon travel was never the same.
    Now the security golems pull you aside if you look like your ancestors came from the sand kingdoms

    • @masonmiller5164
      @masonmiller5164 3 месяца назад +42

      😂

    • @cooperanderson9873
      @cooperanderson9873 3 месяца назад +108

      Ain’t now way bro said the sand kingdoms 💀

    • @CreativityNull
      @CreativityNull 3 месяца назад +39

      This is very well thought out. I love it.

    • @tregedy6075
      @tregedy6075 3 месяца назад +31

      Took me a bit to get the sand kingdom part 😂

    • @lizardlover9941
      @lizardlover9941 3 месяца назад +13

      That one took me a minute lol 💀

  • @VersusMe101
    @VersusMe101 3 месяца назад +1051

    This is so fucking tastless.
    I laughed so hard.

    • @elandthirkhaoth4718
      @elandthirkhaoth4718 3 месяца назад +66

      It's been 23 years, and at least 7 worse tragedies have occurred since. I think this is acceptable now.

    • @uncivilized_caveman
      @uncivilized_caveman 3 месяца назад +7

      @@elandthirkhaoth4718worse since? Not even remotely.

    • @elandthirkhaoth4718
      @elandthirkhaoth4718 3 месяца назад

      @uncivilized_caveman covid saw over 20x the deaths of Americans alone. The Iraq and Afghanistan wars both saw more loss of life. How many terrorist attacks since then? How many natural disasters? Or what about 1/6 where half our nation rooted each other on to try and stage a coup? Man, there's been far worse things to happen since then.

    • @frogtank4407
      @frogtank4407 3 месяца назад +52

      @@uncivilized_caveman my guy, we have been to or are still at war, 13 different times since 9/11. over 7000 people have died in these wars. this is greater than the 2977 people that died on 9/11.

    • @uncivilized_caveman
      @uncivilized_caveman 3 месяца назад +18

      @@frogtank4407 That's not exactly the same as an in nation disaster. As bad as it sounds, soldiers decide their fate when they sign up. Those in the towers and planes did not

  • @grandpa6065
    @grandpa6065 3 месяца назад +231

    Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 месяца назад +8

      Damn

    • @KiddCrowley
      @KiddCrowley 3 месяца назад +8

      Bravo sir, underrated comment

    • @ladyreddeath13
      @ladyreddeath13 3 месяца назад +11

      I was cackling at it, thinking it WAS a LOTR reference... And then I had a realization.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel Месяц назад +1

      Haradrim humor.

  • @SwiggitySwarker
    @SwiggitySwarker 3 месяца назад +23

    “THEY HIT THE HEXAGON! THEY HIT THE FUCKING HEXAGON!”

  • @FisherKing9633
    @FisherKing9633 3 месяца назад +130

    Some might call it tasteless, some might find the grim humor to be healing.
    I hate being reminded of the reasons I can’t bring open potions onto dragons anymore, even if they are safely stowed in my Carrion Knapsack.

    • @ryanwilson5834
      @ryanwilson5834 3 месяца назад +9

      Why do you have a knapsack for carrion? Are you a lizardperson who worries about wanting a snack instead of getting the free one in-flight?

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 2 месяца назад

      @@ryanwilson5834 the goblins have stopped giving free snacks on short and medium lenght dragon flights

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ryanwilson5834Perhaps the knapsack is actually made of carrion?

    • @ryanwilson5834
      @ryanwilson5834 2 месяца назад

      @@Scavenger82 is joke, bud

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 2 месяца назад +2

      yea thay even look in my bag of holding that has an enchantment on it that i need to dispel every time

  • @Agamotto57
    @Agamotto57 3 месяца назад +451

    Your majesty. A second dragon has hit the spire

    • @Sweetness71775
      @Sweetness71775 3 месяца назад +37

      (Proceeds to continue reading "My Pet Minotaur")

    • @leopardman
      @leopardman 3 месяца назад

      @@Sweetness71775 Satyr

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 3 месяца назад +5

      My leige they hit the pentagram

    • @kkirschkk
      @kkirschkk 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Dextersauve11 my duke.... there coming for the throne room!

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 3 месяца назад +3

      @@kkirschkk what? How could the warlocks do this. We shall invade the goblin nations

  • @Davis_237
    @Davis_237 3 месяца назад +362

    "OMG Merlin! Dragon fire cant melt blackstone spires!!!"

    • @Beyond_Beyblade
      @Beyond_Beyblade 3 месяца назад +22

      My ass, I was there when it happened! I saw everything... those innocent elves... 2977 cases of lost elves... and you devalue their deaths by saying nonsense like this..

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 3 месяца назад +11

      That's why the dragons had to ram. A sad day for wizard-kind, and a sad day for dragons too. The war on horrors was a tragic affair, my cousin was an arcane engineer. But even still, he saw some basiliskat. Terrible.

    • @streakgaming6106
      @streakgaming6106 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@netherwalker1762what's a basaliskat? Is that like a baby dragon?

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 3 месяца назад

      @@streakgaming6106 I was going for BS, and I wish you were right. But no, just a euphemism. Basilisk-Scat should have been how I should have said it. Stand in for hard stuff.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 3 месяца назад +155

    *LYLE LYLE, THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGRAM! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGRAM, LYLE!*

  • @VagabondTE
    @VagabondTE 3 месяца назад +50

    I'm glad they finally caught and warded Wiz Laden

  • @fotppd1475
    @fotppd1475 3 месяца назад +31

    Random Wizard: "About to cast Fireball"
    Observer: "NOT THE SECOND SPIRE"

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 месяца назад +230

    _“Master wizard sir, where were thou when they hit the spires?”_

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 3 месяца назад +20

      I was raising the great sea bridge to the ancient citadel. my amulet of late knowing sent me the message. At that moment I knew I must enlist in the Emperor's Grand Army.

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt 3 месяца назад +16

      I was at home ,smithing .
      When orb rang
      Spire attacked
      No

    • @Domboss2019
      @Domboss2019 3 месяца назад +4

      "I were in me workshop fiddlin away with makin the frame of me airship. The tragedy made me add a wee lil security system ta stop hijackers."
      -Dr. Zook "Doublelock" Timbers, cockamamy inventor and Gnomish Artificer

    • @Red-Magic
      @Red-Magic 3 месяца назад +3

      I was hardly a thought in my parents heads when the spires were struck

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 3 месяца назад +2

      I was serving ale at a tavern when the orb at the corner of the roof showed it. Everyone went silent.

  • @axelfrank3139
    @axelfrank3139 3 месяца назад +112

    my lord emperor... a 2nd dragon has hit the towers

    • @bandiras2
      @bandiras2 3 месяца назад +9

      Hush, I know! Now shut up, this will be the best casus beli ever!

    • @71tofu
      @71tofu 3 месяца назад +3

      @@bandiras2 If you spin it right, it'll reaffirm your power for the next four years.

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. 3 месяца назад +460

    Wizard yelling "jesus christ"
    Oh, wait, that's called a priest.

    • @Yaromyr21
      @Yaromyr21 3 месяца назад +19

      i thought he was summoning him

    • @LeviathansTerribleGaming
      @LeviathansTerribleGaming 3 месяца назад +3

      I mean to be fair if you've read Dreasden Files

    • @WhizzerdSupreme
      @WhizzerdSupreme 3 месяца назад

      What an insult to Wizards

    • @spyrothethiccdragon2659
      @spyrothethiccdragon2659 3 месяца назад +7

      Jesus christ was a very prolific Cleric in his time, though he never fulfilled any of his promises. Put some respect on his name.

    • @LordEmperorBoss
      @LordEmperorBoss 3 месяца назад +5

      If you got a wizard calling out to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, you know the situation is fucked.

  • @TheLoaf1743
    @TheLoaf1743 3 месяца назад +20

    Glad to see we’re all chill about it
    Gotta admit this was *pretty* funny

  • @enochofmi
    @enochofmi 2 месяца назад +19

    Jokes aside, if a disaster happening in your D&D campaign has half the emotional resonance of this short, you're in the top .1% of campaigns.
    I dream of being able to pull this shit off as a GM.

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 3 месяца назад +276

    When I heard the “any channel reference” I immediately thought of Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles.

    • @jamj4r
      @jamj4r 3 месяца назад +36

      SIR LYLE! SIR LYLE, YOU MUST AWAKEN! YOU MUST AWAKEN, I BEG YOU!!

    • @papakari8398
      @papakari8398 3 месяца назад +18

      **SIR LYLE THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTACLES!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTACLES!!!**

    • @RickTheWiseST
      @RickTheWiseST 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jamj4rlegend

    • @ballsinspector42069
      @ballsinspector42069 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jamj4r
      TURN ON THE ALL-SEEING CLOUD THEY HIT THE SPIRALS!!!! HHHH THEY HIT THE FUKIN SPIRALS!!!! Turn on all-seeing cloud doesnt matter which position FAAAK

    • @jesseking1403
      @jesseking1403 3 месяца назад +1

      "...Dude, check the news. Doesn't matter what channel."

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 3 месяца назад +160

    Why? Why did I get this in my feed today? Why did I laugh at it?!

    • @VJK102
      @VJK102 3 месяца назад +15

      Same reason people laugh at Titanic jokes: enough time has passed to the public.
      The wound may still be open for those directly affected, but for the remaining population, it has already healed

    • @DudeSoWin
      @DudeSoWin 3 месяца назад +3

      Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff Repeat Stuff

  • @Make_Pepe_Great_Again
    @Make_Pepe_Great_Again 3 месяца назад +54

    The upload on THIS day is fucking CRAZY

    • @BobBrinkman
      @BobBrinkman 3 месяца назад

      Crazy? Try tasteless, disrespectful, and just fucking wrong. I had been seriously enjoying this channel until I saw this.

  • @utsavman47
    @utsavman47 3 месяца назад +31

    I'm just thinking of the juxtoposition of a wizard yelling Jesus Christ. Like how would christianity work in this magic world for him to know about Christ?

    • @letemknowjulio6798
      @letemknowjulio6798 3 месяца назад +4

      😂I don’t know why I found that so funny.

    • @jonahryan7034
      @jonahryan7034 3 месяца назад +3

      Well magic is condemned multiple times in the New and Old Testaments, so God likes a good human fighter.

  • @dinisdin5331
    @dinisdin5331 2 месяца назад +3

    Wizard:
    "They hit the f***ing spire!"
    Neow:
    "Those adventurers! They f***ing did it! Nice!"

  • @scorpiontail2520
    @scorpiontail2520 3 месяца назад +490

    When you're in the middle of the Apocalypse and all you want to do is get that last moment of Fame

  • @xyro9115
    @xyro9115 3 месяца назад +156

    Damb, I guess it's been long enough to have this level of humor about 9/11🤣

    • @aldenheterodyne2833
      @aldenheterodyne2833 3 месяца назад +23

      My brother in Christ, I was just barely old enough to remember it. I'm 27 now. Some people who were born after 9/11 are married with kids. So yeah, I think enough time has passed to be able to joke about it.

    • @foureightseven096
      @foureightseven096 3 месяца назад +22

      I will let you in on a secret. I was in highschool when 9/11 happened, and people were making 9/11 jokes that same day. There's no such thing as an appropriate amount of time before dark jokes become ok.

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 3 месяца назад +9

      I mean it's been 23 years. To a lot of people, including myself, this is just history. We make jokes about historical tragedies all the time. I still think we should be a little careful around those who were personally affected by it, but in general, we don't need to make it such a big deal anymore lol

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 3 месяца назад +3

      I stopped giving a shit about half an hour after it happened. Like 'right, fine, can I go back to bed now?'

    • @minanathans6005
      @minanathans6005 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@aldenheterodyne2833 honestly- same. I was 3, I have no memory of life pre 9/11, I just knew it as this thing that all the adults in my life would get really solemn about as a kid. I used to feel kind of guilty about not feeling sad over it back then? Like there'd be people crying, and saying 'Never forget!' and then there'd be me and a bunch of other 4th graders silently staring at each other like _'Oh, God, they're doing it again, WHAT DO WE SAY??'_

  • @LeoD-91
    @LeoD-91 3 месяца назад +258

    The fact that this was released on 9/11 💀

  • @MagnustheValiant
    @MagnustheValiant 3 месяца назад +12

    "My lord, another dragon has struck the spire."

  • @Tacos103gang
    @Tacos103gang 3 месяца назад +24

    Instead of pentagone it funnier when it just the polygone

  • @jurskyap
    @jurskyap 3 месяца назад +104

    At first I was like "dark joke" then I realized that sometimes humor is a coping mechanism for people. I like this video.

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 месяца назад +2

      What are you on about?

    • @davidperte62
      @davidperte62 3 месяца назад

      ​@@anonymouslucario285it was posted on 9/11

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 3 месяца назад +5

      It is a dark joke, but that doesn't mean it's a bad one lol

    • @Salantor
      @Salantor 3 месяца назад +5

      It has been 23 years. That is more than enough time to cope ten times over and then finally move on.

    • @jurskyap
      @jurskyap 3 месяца назад

      @@anonymouslucario285 I would kindly ask you read my comment and how I do infact express that I backed off my sentiment of being offended and let the humor be.

  • @Wildenoob37
    @Wildenoob37 3 месяца назад +73

    Random npc from the dnd campaign saying “who’s Jesus Christ?”

    • @alistermanase2581
      @alistermanase2581 3 месяца назад

      High level Cleric that was once part of a Party that tried to take down a Demon Lord. Ended up getting nailed to a Cross by the Empire.

    • @ovni2295
      @ovni2295 2 месяца назад +4

      Oily Josh, he's a bard and a trickster, always escaping custody. One time he got nailed to a tree. Three days later, resurrected himself without even using a diamond. Some people think he's actually a lich.

    • @Wildenoob37
      @Wildenoob37 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ovni2295 Oh, I see. That be quite a strange tale. I's do sure hope it don't start some bloody cult about him.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel Месяц назад +1

      @@ovni2295 No way. He drinks human blood. That's a vampire, not a lich.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter 3 месяца назад +47

    Brb, sending this to J Schladingus

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 3 месяца назад +5

    Hearing LotR music thru this, hits hard

    • @dragishawk
      @dragishawk 3 месяца назад +1

      Yep. This was epic, and without the 9/11 context would be something I could easily see in a fantasy movie.

  • @emeryduhgamer
    @emeryduhgamer 3 месяца назад +12

    NOOO NOT THE DUAL SPIRES!!!

  • @sixtysixstyx
    @sixtysixstyx 3 месяца назад +16

    They've totally had this one on the backburner for a while lmao

  • @alexhodson6342
    @alexhodson6342 3 месяца назад +55

    I'm glad to see this, September 11th 2024.
    😂🎉

  • @ALECPETER
    @ALECPETER 3 месяца назад +37

    You posted it on the date too which was amazing lol

  • @harlemhellfire9487
    @harlemhellfire9487 3 месяца назад +4

    I was there in new York at the time of 9/11 I had my therapy found my dark humor and I rolled laughing at this clip

  • @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare
    @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare 2 месяца назад +3

    "Guy's I promise it's gonna be a quaint and simple campaign."
    *The session 4 minutes later:*

  • @VegaLyrae
    @VegaLyrae 3 месяца назад +59

    This just in! A third dragon has hit the wizards college.

    • @Dmgladiator2642
      @Dmgladiator2642 3 месяца назад +10

      NOT THE OCTOGON!

    • @Socksfor2Fan
      @Socksfor2Fan 3 месяца назад +3

      *takes long sip of Dwarven ale* I was at that college... my best buddies too we called ourselves the Society of the dragonborns. *chuckle* I always told them that was a stupid name......oh how I wish to see them again. How I wish.....

    • @nonnon-existent
      @nonnon-existent 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Socksfor2Fandied 2 years later from fungus disease.

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 3 месяца назад

      You know I was late to work on the day they hit the spires. My alarm bell broke overnight

    • @Socksfor2Fan
      @Socksfor2Fan 3 месяца назад +1

      @nonnon-existent yep I was in the herbology wing I accidentally breathed in violet fungus spores

  • @not_ike
    @not_ike 2 месяца назад +3

    you can say they SLAYED the spires

  • @fnoigy
    @fnoigy 3 месяца назад +12

    It still feels weird how many people joke about it. I know it's been 23 years but.... I guess it'll never feel like it's been long enough? Maybe I'm too old

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 3 месяца назад +9

      I mean, it's a part of history now. There are people alive in their 20s who were born after it happened. And people make jokes about historical tragedies all the time.
      Not to mention that humor can be a coping mechanism for a lot of people. We have no choice but to live in a world where fucked up shit like this happens, so might as well try to make the most of it, y'know?

    • @bleu_ace1200
      @bleu_ace1200 3 месяца назад +8

      My guy, it's been 23 years and I remember it as clear as when it happened. You're not too old, sometimes, the humor is what pulls us through the darkness so it doesn't consume us.

    • @hannanah8036
      @hannanah8036 3 месяца назад

      There are people who weren't alive when it happened who are married with kids now. It's been a decade more than long enough.
      If it still makes you feel scared or bad than the terrorists won

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 3 месяца назад

      I stopped caring after like an hour. It was way too early in the morning here for that shit.

    • @minanathans6005
      @minanathans6005 3 месяца назад +1

      Ah... sorry. I guess it must seem pretty irreverent for twenty somethings and teenagers to be making jokes about it. I think it's just- I mean, I was alive for 9/11, but little enough that I have no memory of what the country was like before it. My whole life, I have only ever heard it used as a justification for Why We Are Doing XYZ, Never Forget. For someone younger than me, there's _no_ point in their life when it's been anything other than a political talking point. I think at some point it got so removed from what actually happened that there's now 2+ generations who have only ever seen it used as an excuse to do deranged things and act like it's perfectly justified. That starts to _feel_ like a joke after a while.

  • @adventureseeker8988
    @adventureseeker8988 3 месяца назад +5

    Haha truly dark humor! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦⚰️
    I needed that laugh oh the timing is perfect. What a crap day.😅😂🤣

  • @justkevinorsomethin
    @justkevinorsomethin 3 месяца назад +4

    When the wizard yells out loud *JESUS CHRIST*, you know its REALLY bad...

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 3 месяца назад +61

    This short is a 9 out of 11.

    • @Sweetness71775
      @Sweetness71775 3 месяца назад +8

      It's absolutely an inside joke, though.

    • @Illusion_Maestro
      @Illusion_Maestro 3 месяца назад

      "It's absolutely an inside" your mom

    • @FerunaLutelou
      @FerunaLutelou 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Sweetness71775yeah, you had to be there to get it.

  • @reddrake4451
    @reddrake4451 3 месяца назад +8

    This took me 4 iterations before I figured out its a 911 joke. I need more sleep.

  • @Gibby8535
    @Gibby8535 3 месяца назад +5

    Wizard: “Turn on the orb!”
    Me: “Bro turn on the orb before shit goes down”
    Wizard: “Any channel!”
    Me: “There is no fucking way”

  • @Grudge_the_assassin
    @Grudge_the_assassin Месяц назад +1

    I wasnt alive when the spires collapsed... but the damage it did to the near by villages was devistating!

  • @miafillene4396
    @miafillene4396 3 месяца назад +1

    As tragic as it is, this still made me smile. For reals, thank you.

  • @ThatOneScreamingBirdLololol
    @ThatOneScreamingBirdLololol 3 месяца назад +6

    Wow perfect timing huh? The exact day.

  • @sgg3586
    @sgg3586 3 месяца назад +4

    This is a parody of PsychicPebbles screaming "They hit the Pentagon!", and never stops being funny.

  • @Mr.Chief11
    @Mr.Chief11 3 месяца назад +4

    “HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE NORTH SPIRE!”

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 3 месяца назад +1

    THEY HIT THE STAR FORTRESS!!!

  • @Macrolomax
    @Macrolomax 2 месяца назад +1

    Rest in peace to the many souls lost in the World coin center ...😔

  • @CyberTeele9727
    @CyberTeele9727 3 месяца назад +4

    Why was this the very first thing I saw on RUclips today

  • @adri745k
    @adri745k 3 месяца назад +131

    Insert 9/11 joke here

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy 3 месяца назад +14

    Sire, a second wyvern has hit the spires

    • @bandiras2
      @bandiras2 3 месяца назад +1

      Hush, I know! Now shut up, this will be the best casus beli ever!

  • @ShammyWammy12
    @ShammyWammy12 2 месяца назад +2

    Why was I more worried about the fact that a fantasy wizard said Jesus Christ than the clear 9/11 joke

  • @williwren9331
    @williwren9331 3 месяца назад +2

    I love dis dudes art styles

  • @rejz123
    @rejz123 3 месяца назад +3

    Wild this came in my feed after watching "schlutt" vid.

  • @Kevin-suit
    @Kevin-suit 3 месяца назад +3

    9/11 joke on 9/11 is crazy

  • @Yaromyr21
    @Yaromyr21 3 месяца назад +8

    I heard that there were magic missiles cast with delay inside the spires, organized by the royal palace.

  • @GrimRScythe
    @GrimRScythe 2 месяца назад +1

    I just can't escape it, it's everywhere.

  • @imapotato4231
    @imapotato4231 2 месяца назад +2

    POV me at dancing the one dragon heading perfectly for it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KuromoriDiscord-yr8sd
    @KuromoriDiscord-yr8sd 3 месяца назад +4

    What do you mean with „They hit the spires“- oh Jesus Christ, now I know

  • @player4445
    @player4445 3 месяца назад +11

    The second he said any channel.I already knew what joke this was.

  • @Yaddyyadda
    @Yaddyyadda 3 месяца назад

    God, I love this. Lives rent free in my mind. TURN ON THE ORB!

  • @moonwhisperers7182
    @moonwhisperers7182 2 месяца назад

    Best video so far. Thanks for the morning laugh.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 3 месяца назад +7

    This joke's so dark it's got an event horizon.

  • @cheeseman6833
    @cheeseman6833 3 месяца назад +6

    Sire, a dragon has struck the round table...

  • @TheRealScottMusic
    @TheRealScottMusic 3 месяца назад +7

    HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE FUCKING OCTAGON

  • @FriezaDBZKing69
    @FriezaDBZKing69 3 месяца назад +1

    Merlin shouting sounds like a cross between Alan Rickman and Rip Torn. It's fantastic.

  • @EnderStine
    @EnderStine 3 месяца назад +2

    i think schlorp would appreciate this

  • @dylantucker5374
    @dylantucker5374 3 месяца назад +6

    BREAKING NEWS: A THIRD DRAGON HAS ATTACKED THE MAGES GUILD!

  • @cretaceouscrusader661
    @cretaceouscrusader661 3 месяца назад +5

    The Goblins did 9/11. They just blamed it on the Orcs.

    • @superj.v3920
      @superj.v3920 2 месяца назад +1

      Liars, I know It was the elves trying to justify another war with the dwarfs

    • @cretaceouscrusader661
      @cretaceouscrusader661 2 месяца назад

      @@superj.v3920 I have changed my mind. It was the Dwarves who did 9/11.
      My reasoning: The Dwarves are greedy gold grabbing little fellas who are always griping that they've lost their ancestral homeland to some dragon or goblins or whatever.
      So they stole 2.3 trillion dollars from the Realm of men and then flew 2 dragons into the towers. They then blamed it on the goblins who have taken over the Dwarven homeland to get the men to fight their war for them. Much like back in the 1940s when the Elves were persecuting the Dwarves for stealing all their gold so the Dwarves tricked the realms of men into declaring war on the Elves. Unfortunately the Elves ended up fighting a war on two fronts against the men on the western front and the orcs on the east.
      Sadly they never got to expose the dwarvish lies.

  • @rushwhite4468
    @rushwhite4468 2 месяца назад

    I can feel the terror of the video, good work

  • @Alpharius_Dominatus
    @Alpharius_Dominatus 3 месяца назад +2

    A bard jumps from nowhere, "does anyone say turn on a thing 😉"

  • @notablediscomfort
    @notablediscomfort 2 месяца назад

    Zach's creature energy is always with us.

  • @auratus-corvus
    @auratus-corvus 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh my fucking God I think this is the best one

  • @danielverkest1718
    @danielverkest1718 Месяц назад +1

    Wow. That was amazing. I had to read a few comments to get it.
    I think I was too young to remember. Or I just can't remember.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas Месяц назад

      I was 7 years old and seeing that on TV was crazy. Thankfully my dad wasn't in the air when it happened.

  • @TheCoolPerson0
    @TheCoolPerson0 3 месяца назад +2

    "Sire, A second dragon has just hit the spire."

  • @netherite9051
    @netherite9051 10 дней назад +1

    "Mr wizardness sir, another dragon has crashed into the spires."

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 3 месяца назад +1

    This reminds me of those experiments where they (successfully, I should add) made new crops by blasting them with radiation and seeing what happened!

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 3 месяца назад +2

    Shes like: "I can't get any fucking reception!"
    Link pulls out a couple of master swords and bunny ears them in the air.

  • @tuckerchavez441
    @tuckerchavez441 2 месяца назад

    Of course the freaking punchline got me.
    They hit the fuckin spires!

  • @theyoutubeplague3383
    @theyoutubeplague3383 2 месяца назад +1

    "High mage, a second dragon has hit the spires..."

  • @romanrhino8370
    @romanrhino8370 3 месяца назад +2

    Grand Wizard, another dragon has flamed the second spire.

  • @cshijinx
    @cshijinx 3 месяца назад +2

    Not me reliving the tragedy 23 years after it, but in fantasy format.

  • @IgontheDrakeWarrior_RRAAGGGHH
    @IgontheDrakeWarrior_RRAAGGGHH Месяц назад

    JEEZUS CHRIST THE FIRE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH IT LOOKED LIKE A KNIFE CUTTING THEOUGH BUTTER