As somebody with over 600 battles in my Maus, and is my most played tank, I can say I love it and it's totally worth it. Course not everyone likes the slow game.
0:49 a perfect representation of exactly how it feels in that split second where you realise you're dead and there's nothing you can do but pray to Gaijin that you somehow bounce, ghost shell or the enemy misses your breach, barrell and gunner as well as all ammo and fuel :(
I’ve been grinding for the maus so much now, for the last two days I finally found the motivation to complete rank 5 and now I’m on the maus. Main problem is the I’ve failed a few exams
i love your vids man. They just feel me with joy. I cannot understand how you can suffer through playing this game but i appreciate you. Keep it up if you feel like it and i wish you all the best.
Top notch editing as usual! I laughed many times. The music, memes, and sound effects all enhance the video to make it funny, and nicely show us how much time you put into these videos. Bravo!
6:10 long 88 can actually go through the UFP of the su12254, as the 100mm plate is at 45° instead of 60° like T 54's, so the tiger 2 can go through it up to like 1000m....
@@jessegd6306 I have british and russian top tier, there is no bias, only the damage mechanics are bad. It's gonna be paragraphs of explaining to completly explain it, but the tldr is that fuel tanks and ammo don't cretae spalling/shrapnel and armor thinner than 5mm doesn't create shrapnel either, and the carousel armor is 4mm iirc... this is why russian tanks seem to "absorb" rounds, while for example the Abrams not. Because the fuel tanks have armor around them which is I believe 20-30mm thick (I don't remember now but it's thick) which can after the round leaves the fuel tank, create shrapnel... the problem is, if everything created shrapnel, it would hurt the game performance a lot, as a lot of the rounds with high rate of fire have low penetration, so when high rate of fire guns shoot at poorly armored targets(trucks) , it would have to calculate so much shrapnel, so instead of doing that,they just decided to scrap that... and its side effect is that since russian tanks have poor armor inside and most western tanks have good armor inside , it happens to benefit the tanks of the poor... I know it's bullshit but that's the way I see it...
I don't even have any motivation to grind out anything during this event. I wish they added all brand new vehicles to this event, not just the same ones from years ago.
Malzi, I just want to say thank you for giving me inspiration to play War Thunder! I exclusively played WoTB but after watching your videos, it looked fun and decided to play.
The Maus can be great fun, but the BR system definitely stacks the odds against it. It's up to you to mitigate that problem. Personally I bring it with other similar but strictly lower or equal BR vehicles, and only actually field it in downtiers. I got the Ru251 long ago and picked up the M47 on this 50% sale. Also, if you're one of the glorious madmen that fields his Kugelblitz first to eat BMPs etc early game, your local Maus will absolutely love you hanging out nearby, and his massive gravitational field will attract food for you in the form of aircraft and IFVs.
I know that no one will see this but. The maus for when i grinded it last year was 100% worth it. It's fun laughing at others using cold war tanks not knowing how to deal with a mobile pillbox. I treat the maus as a tiger 1 e and a panther as it shares everything but the speed of both. Weak head on but super strong at a angle with a weakness of the gun mantel being softer then it seems. Trick your enemies with your short 75 that is quite effective with the HLgr 38c and smoke plus it's super fast at reloading, and luring hostiles into coming out into the open. But watch out for the nasty reload of the 128mm. You can argue about the 88 hv aphe round but I say use the Pzgr 43 for all the explosive power but the choice is yours. My personal ammo setup is 16 Pzgr 43 for the 128, 20 HLgr 38c for both HE power, rapid assist and bait shooting, and 5 rounds of smoke just in case. You may run low on 128 but I've only run out of 75 twice and that's from me being silly. TLDR The maus in short is just a bigger tiger 2 p with 2 guns. 16 128 ammo and 25 75 ammo. Angle angle angle.
I remember when Maus used to be top tier and no heatfs or apfsds shells existed, and steep angles of attack caused shells to glance off, instead of just counting towards armor thickness.
Damn, Mozart and WarThunder make a better combo than I'd have ever expected.
Classical music seems to be a perfect juxtaposition to what is happening in typical gameplay
Si Colombian music
@@sandratorres7787 You didn't watch the whole video, did you? Because from 5:00 it definitely isn't any Colombian music. Mozart wasn't Colombian ;)
OP was not here for the original game music . moment
Yeah, but not letting the piece finish at the end was a bit sacrilegious…
As somebody with over 600 battles in my Maus, and is my most played tank, I can say I love it and it's totally worth it. Course not everyone likes the slow game.
no need for stabilizer when u go at walking speed :)
The Maus doesn't move through the map, the threads rotate the Earth until it gets to the point that it wants to be at.
"Most played Tank"
Just 600 battles?
That's all....?
PEFETIC PESSENT
I HAVE 1350 ON MY GLORIOUS BT-5
(Bt-5 way better tank lol)
@@Aroxsch 🤓
@@Whalebun248 🤣
Day 5 waiting for Toyota Hilux tech tree
Omg there needs to be a Toyota hylux with a guy holding an rpg in the back, that would be grand
Which nation would it be, Isis?
@@russiankidskiller8408 toyota is its own nation
No it Would be japan because Toyota is from japan
@@knurxy1719 - 🤓
8min video? We are truly blessed on this day. Your best work yet.
This man knows the perfect time to use memes to achieve comedy gold
And music
Real
The Dollars decal.
Our boy Malzi was certified game, now he's certified class
Now he knows the way
0:49 a perfect representation of exactly how it feels in that split second where you realise you're dead and there's nothing you can do but pray to Gaijin that you somehow bounce, ghost shell or the enemy misses your breach, barrell and gunner as well as all ammo and fuel :(
Where does this sound of defeat come from? , more precisely, what is the name of the game from which they took this sound?
Your videos always keep me alive. Thanks, will watch again.
I’ve been grinding for the maus so much now, for the last two days I finally found the motivation to complete rank 5 and now I’m on the maus. Main problem is the I’ve failed a few exams
You've won, but at what cost?
bro if you fail a "few" exams because you've been grinding the maus
you had issues before hand, don't blame the maus for your academical deficit
tbh the Maus is worth more than the exams so I believe your priorities are in the right place for this day and age.
Worth it
@@martinszmidt6121 agreed
As a German main I am proud to see another german main's success. I will end by asking, "Did you angle today?"
"Mein GRIND for the Maus"
Cant wait too see Maus vs turtel, "finally a worthy opponent are battle shall be legendary."
i love your vids man. They just feel me with joy. I cannot understand how you can suffer through playing this game but i appreciate you. Keep it up if you feel like it and i wish you all the best.
I do love these longer videos, im not a zoomer that enjoys tiktok/ytshorts. i dont mind your shorter videos but longer is really nice :)
😉
8min of pure happiness 🤣
i found this from the other birthday so here i am
No voice over, no adds, no crappy intro.. just pure content and its the best
Turret-pop Tom scream will never stop being funny.
Meanwhile the millionaires buying it with a button tap
4:10
those 3 HE shells: am I a joke to you?
Everytime I have a bad day I watch you vidoes and you make me happy again! Thank you for that and keep doing it bcs u are really good at it!
Person: gets maus
Also person: yay i got the maus now i can finally have fun
Apds, apfsds, heat, heat-fs, atgm's, rockets, bombs: Ahem.
tracked,dead gun,lower plate transmission,sounds like a fucking steam engine
I unlocked the maus and never bought it for this exact reason.
when you get killed by L/33/CC
Thanks for your decision to play germnay
Never before i have Ive a wonderful grind like this its got story, action, sadness, joy, and friendship.
Top notch editing as usual! I laughed many times. The music, memes, and sound effects all enhance the video to make it funny, and nicely show us how much time you put into these videos. Bravo!
Me watching a warthunder video with a banger of a song in the back ground(I now want to play minecraft)
In Minute 2:40 when the music changes I instantly knew that Malzi is finally gaming, the smokeshot was so clean
"Small in name BUT not in nature"
No one:
Me: when Hitler and the ss troops decide to drop Erika (dance mix)
6:10 long 88 can actually go through the UFP of the su12254, as the 100mm plate is at 45° instead of 60° like T 54's, so the tiger 2 can go through it up to like 1000m....
Yeah but, well... Russian bias be funny, better safe than sorry.
@@jessegd6306 I have british and russian top tier, there is no bias, only the damage mechanics are bad. It's gonna be paragraphs of explaining to completly explain it, but the tldr is that fuel tanks and ammo don't cretae spalling/shrapnel and armor thinner than 5mm doesn't create shrapnel either, and the carousel armor is 4mm iirc... this is why russian tanks seem to "absorb" rounds, while for example the Abrams not. Because the fuel tanks have armor around them which is I believe 20-30mm thick (I don't remember now but it's thick) which can after the round leaves the fuel tank, create shrapnel... the problem is, if everything created shrapnel, it would hurt the game performance a lot, as a lot of the rounds with high rate of fire have low penetration, so when high rate of fire guns shoot at poorly armored targets(trucks) , it would have to calculate so much shrapnel, so instead of doing that,they just decided to scrap that... and its side effect is that since russian tanks have poor armor inside and most western tanks have good armor inside , it happens to benefit the tanks of the poor... I know it's bullshit but that's the way I see it...
As a cubic German squirrel fan I appriciate the music
I can’t believe I found a war thunder video entertaining. I am satisfied with what you made
im watching this high and this is just masterpiece like you made my weed 100x stronger brother
They need to add Canada or New Zealand
Canada is in the game in the form of the skink (SPAA) and the leopard 2a4m (German premium)
@@darkstormww7479 What I’m saying is that they should add them in as full factions
@@cameronmoore5376 not nearly enough tanks
@@darkstormww7479 true that
The dollar decal, I see you're a man of culture as well
5:36 the best moment of the video i have seen :)))))))))))))))
the Turm 3 shooting effect is so satisfying🤤🤤🤤
5:44 HE HAS DOLLARPLAYS STICKER WWWW😂
Love the longer video, I genuinely look forward to your vids every day
Honestly I really enjoyed this longer video still just as entertaining as the others
I don't even have any motivation to grind out anything during this event. I wish they added all brand new vehicles to this event, not just the same ones from years ago.
The cumbia is back!!!
maus looks so goofy. I love it
No one:
Germany in 1945: 6:35
Me: oh thats great (while being in sl debt and is in 3.3 br and the maus is in 7.7)
6:22 Не ожидал тут Тростенюка увидеть, интересный кроссовер :)
5:46 nice decal mate 👍
I used to the play the game, now I just look forward to watching Malzi - sensational edits
Malzi, I just want to say thank you for giving me inspiration to play War Thunder! I exclusively played WoTB but after watching your videos, it looked fun and decided to play.
0:13 the poor streetlamp
poor air😢
YES! The Maus return
that cloaker noise in the first 30 seconds of the video triggered my ptsd
Also penguinZ0 being at the end of your video made me laugh 😂 🤣😅
8 min of Malzi, amazing!
Ееее ,вставка с Тростенюком достойна уважения
it holds up beautifully
this new longer videos is great thank u
:D
The double oof had me cracking up! 😅
It’s all about the maus grind but no one ever meantions the ho 229 grind😢
meanwhile i just spent the last 6 *hours* grinding 35,000 exp. this man just got 210,000 during what.... 2 days?
4 hours*
XD
That's the power of bullshit premiums
@@Malzi 4? Gah damn!
Play 1 rank lower for easier rp :^)
I did this too I unlocked it in like 2-3 days I wanted it so much
Yo Malzi, congratulations on your achievement!
Nice 👌 I love tiger 2 and E 75
That big brain moment man I felt that very good video
At least its at your own pace so after 1 research point it is always there for you to research. Can't wait to see it again!
My swedish friend taught me to say the word tomte to nice people. You are so tomte Arxbird!
omg malzi has the legendary dollar plays i love it decal
God damn you're immaculate with your meme placement, especially love the crying Grimes and the america anthem when their tanks come on xD
It hurts me that Maus fights ATGMs.
Dollarplays: nice decal/sticker bro and don't forget to angle
I love kind of youtuber that show is getting killed too , real legend
I wish the game still brought me as much joy as watching your videos of the game does.
I watched you for 30 seconds and I already like you
alternate title: mixing tank rounds with armour until unbuilt germanium
The Maus can be great fun, but the BR system definitely stacks the odds against it. It's up to you to mitigate that problem.
Personally I bring it with other similar but strictly lower or equal BR vehicles, and only actually field it in downtiers.
I got the Ru251 long ago and picked up the M47 on this 50% sale.
Also, if you're one of the glorious madmen that fields his Kugelblitz first to eat BMPs etc early game, your local Maus will absolutely love you hanging out nearby, and his massive gravitational field will attract food for you in the form of aircraft and IFVs.
After such videos, I have the motivation to play in the tundra
Представляю сколько мемных видео будет связано с маусом.
Новый формат на 8 минут очень понравился ❤️
вставка с булланиковым вообще разьеб хахахаххахах
Did you angle today?
(звуки рейва)
Вопрос кто-то знает назвиние игры из которой взяли этот звук 0:51
Love the "Did You Angle Today" decal from DOLLARplays.
I know that no one will see this but. The maus for when i grinded it last year was 100% worth it. It's fun laughing at others using cold war tanks not knowing how to deal with a mobile pillbox. I treat the maus as a tiger 1 e and a panther as it shares everything but the speed of both. Weak head on but super strong at a angle with a weakness of the gun mantel being softer then it seems. Trick your enemies with your short 75 that is quite effective with the HLgr 38c and smoke plus it's super fast at reloading, and luring hostiles into coming out into the open. But watch out for the nasty reload of the 128mm. You can argue about the 88 hv aphe round but I say use the Pzgr 43 for all the explosive power but the choice is yours. My personal ammo setup is 16 Pzgr 43 for the 128, 20 HLgr 38c for both HE power, rapid assist and bait shooting, and 5 rounds of smoke just in case. You may run low on 128 but I've only run out of 75 twice and that's from me being silly.
TLDR The maus in short is just a bigger tiger 2 p with 2 guns. 16 128 ammo and 25 75 ammo. Angle angle angle.
4:48 is definitly my favourite clip, especially with the chosen music xD
German technology is the greatest
what is the music in that clip? been trying to figure it out
I'm crying every time I hear the helicopter song 👌🏻
God bless the guy who made the Erica remix lmao
Its a win for you
Even tho all that pain is gonna lead to even more pain
Malzi when Maus is back be like: GRIND FOR 24 HOURS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
congrats Malzi, though this seemed like an unhealthy amount of War Thunder xD considering you've already showed us how to wreck the Maus
When the world goes into mad max state im coming for you gajin im coming...
💃 🕺 🇲🇽🌮 ahh music (it’s okay I’m Mexican too)
my man, this was glorious. o7
1:17 bro brought ammo for the whole team 💀
Love bassboosted Erika 😁
I hadn't expected the trap remix of Erika
Don't play WT, but this video was hilarious. Perfect combo of gameplay vs meme.
I gotta take notes.
I remember when Maus used to be top tier and no heatfs or apfsds shells existed, and steep angles of attack caused shells to glance off, instead of just counting towards armor thickness.
4:09 How many crew member do you have?
G6: Yes
Editing is so on point =D
Experimenting with long form now? Not sure I have the time :D Well done, Malz.
That moment when you see a Tiger 2 using a Furd as spaced armor
New tank for the bruuhh series
Noice, now video on the grind of the Maus
Its remember me end of South park episode where they play world of warcraft. "And now we can enjoy your game" XDDD