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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @RedoOkay
    @RedoOkay 6 месяцев назад +2846

    Tucker is slowly becoming less and less of a producer, and more and more of the 3rd podcast member, and I absolutely love it.

    • @julianmccue3991
      @julianmccue3991 6 месяцев назад +213

      For real, he has been killing it lately! Made me laugh out loud a couple times, telling Ted he was in the special ed class was too quick 😂

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 6 месяцев назад +98

      Honestly I thought having a third member wouldn't work out for this dynamic duo, but Tucker is doing better than anyone else could! Nobody else has done this before!

    • @xtfgrw
      @xtfgrw 6 месяцев назад +12

      He's literally perfect

    • @OzeanZonedOut
      @OzeanZonedOut 6 месяцев назад +27

      we *love* the cherub, we *love him* we are *in love with him*

    • @304Dolo
      @304Dolo 6 месяцев назад +9

      Tucker is like a lover I never met

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 6 месяцев назад +771

    "You can be a they/them and still be an asshole" jschlatt's learning a lot about Austin.

    • @zackcash4941
      @zackcash4941 6 месяцев назад +7

      @LuViJoForPresident well, if we ran into the same people, then that, too.

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@zackcash4941they/them assholes, or they/thems with autism? Or all of the above? 😂
      I have autism and I’m an enby, but I’d like to think I’m *not* an asshole. I try not to be 😭

    • @Player_O1ne
      @Player_O1ne 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@Kingbimmy you could be if you want though, we can all be assholes together.

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan1243 6 месяцев назад +2167

    Ted's dressed up like he enjoys pumpkin spice lattes during the fall season

    • @them.
      @them. 6 месяцев назад +89

      Schlatt's dressed up like he enjoys getting covered in car oil

    • @wfflr
      @wfflr 6 месяцев назад +26

      he looks like the average middle aged woman trying to impress her kids

    • @hhh2092
      @hhh2092 6 месяцев назад +38

      Tucker's dressed up like Tucker

    • @nrb9020
      @nrb9020 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@hhh2092 like a cherub 👼

    • @HighPandaa
      @HighPandaa 6 месяцев назад +2

      They taste like what I think candles would taste like

  • @echoeee
    @echoeee 6 месяцев назад +1709

    new schlatt lore he watches Hermitcraft

    • @Dvard
      @Dvard 6 месяцев назад +197

      It’s time for another.. REDSTONE WITH BDUBS

    • @breadloaf8220
      @breadloaf8220 6 месяцев назад +121

      this is barely new lore hes been watching hermitcraft for ages

    • @snoochieboochienoochies3394
      @snoochieboochienoochies3394 6 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@breadloaf8220ok gatekeeper, if I give you a gold coin can i pass by?

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 6 месяцев назад +119

      ​@@snoochieboochienoochies3394thats not what gatekeeping is, try another insult.

    • @brody945
      @brody945 6 месяцев назад +13

      He was an OG mindcrack fan too

  • @nacarotdino2839
    @nacarotdino2839 6 месяцев назад +3797

    Ted doesn't dress for the male or female gaze. He dresses for the Schlatt gaze.

    • @mtan2004
      @mtan2004 6 месяцев назад +200

      the schlatt gayze

    • @connorwalls9869
      @connorwalls9869 6 месяцев назад +91

      The Schlatt Glayze(tm)

    • @cliffhamilton2857
      @cliffhamilton2857 6 месяцев назад +35

      Ever Shatt Glaze?

    • @trieberfecta
      @trieberfecta 6 месяцев назад +35

      The Schlemale gaze

    • @cyberleone00
      @cyberleone00 6 месяцев назад

      ever glazed schlatt?@@cliffhamilton2857

  • @phyn7004
    @phyn7004 6 месяцев назад +219

    26:09 "ga-gaslight gayleet-keep girl glocks.. rap snacks."

    • @bonnibelio_
      @bonnibelio_ 5 месяцев назад +14

      he's spitting he's ready for the record

  • @Kadderbugger
    @Kadderbugger 6 месяцев назад +534

    tucker saying he'd manipulate someone to break a bone is everything to me

    • @davidesmacchia351
      @davidesmacchia351 6 месяцев назад +10

      right?! in the recent episode hes slowly getting more and more screen time and i'm completely up for it

    • @Kadderbugger
      @Kadderbugger 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@davidesmacchia351 yessss he’s popping up more and I LOVE it

  • @scintillanikki
    @scintillanikki 6 месяцев назад +738

    Not even a minute in and Schlart's leaving evidence about why he should be banned from airplanes

    • @LovecraftianSpiritomb
      @LovecraftianSpiritomb 6 месяцев назад +1

      He should already be banned for what he did in 2001, the sick bastard

  • @Joebaka13
    @Joebaka13 6 месяцев назад +613

    That Bdubs shoutout got me rock hard

    • @jade..y
      @jade..y 6 месяцев назад +7

      Timestamp?

    • @blustr5753
      @blustr5753 6 месяцев назад +8

      3:35

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 6 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@jade..yits literally 3 minutes in. Are you that impatient.

    • @blakemusonda5896
      @blakemusonda5896 6 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@ATBZbro mightve missed it chill

    • @RisingFlag100
      @RisingFlag100 6 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed, it really is a small world

  • @tommys4842
    @tommys4842 6 месяцев назад +306

    Would you rather have unlimited snow cones, but no uncle magic. Or magic, uncle magic, but no magic

    • @rhysdoes3dprinting
      @rhysdoes3dprinting 6 месяцев назад +5

      unlimited snow cones

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy 6 месяцев назад

      Snow cones.
      This question is incredible though 😂

    • @theblah4341
      @theblah4341 2 месяца назад +4

      So for the latter I'm just getting uncle? Worth it

    • @OrpheanOrca
      @OrpheanOrca Месяц назад

      Snow cones

  • @ho7mer
    @ho7mer 6 месяцев назад +200

    schlatt watching hermitcraft makes much more sense than i'd initially expect

  • @AVERAGEGGSSS
    @AVERAGEGGSSS 6 месяцев назад +1610

    i think we’re in trouble for seeing this 😭

    • @H_H_H824
      @H_H_H824 6 месяцев назад +27

      Maybe just a little bit

    • @AncientAltF4
      @AncientAltF4 6 месяцев назад +86

      16 HOUYRS AGO????

    • @lukewhitney2210
      @lukewhitney2210 6 месяцев назад +139

      I can't believe the proof of the time travel has been found in the Chuckle Sandwich RUclips comment section.

    • @razorcloud5363
      @razorcloud5363 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@AncientAltF4that’s what I’m saying

    • @beenboo6743
      @beenboo6743 6 месяцев назад +13

      Nahhh how did bro do that ???

  • @kat_2762
    @kat_2762 6 месяцев назад +134

    2:20 The way Ted’s face lit up when Schlatt complemented his sweater 😂😊

  • @Cyannidimon
    @Cyannidimon 6 месяцев назад +98

    I love seeing the gradual increase of Tucker's outgoing-ness/confidence/comfort. Crazy re-watching the old videos where hes super quiet and only says or does stuff when asked. Tucker is an icon and the best addition.

  • @schematticYT
    @schematticYT 6 месяцев назад +515

    I knew that there was some overlap in dsmp/hermitcraft fan circles but somehow the concept of schlatt talking about hermitcraft was so far out of my mind that it felt like a legitimate jumpscare. It feels like the Venn diagram circles of schlatt and hermitcraft are in different rooms. I forget schlatt even has any correlation to minecraft at all because I never watched dsmp and only know him through Ted's videos

    • @raggedy923
      @raggedy923 6 месяцев назад +73

      Him talking about watching bdubs actually shook me 💀

    • @Joslyn_8p
      @Joslyn_8p 6 месяцев назад +19

      I was JUST watching scars new video, and I was shook when "Shat" said that.

    • @politoed06
      @politoed06 6 месяцев назад +33

      i literally cannot put it into words how much whiplash i experienced from that fucking segment its fucking inconceivable why?? These two parts of my entertainment sphere and fucking brain werent supposed to meet. Why has he done this? He knows what he is doing. This is intentional. He did this to fuck with us. I see no other reality.

    • @Joslyn_8p
      @Joslyn_8p 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@0rion-1665 3:29

    • @damaan1243
      @damaan1243 6 месяцев назад +46

      This guy thinks the DSMP is what made Schlatt famous in the minecraft community

  • @AMan_629
    @AMan_629 6 месяцев назад +124

    Million dollar idea. RUclipsr/podcaster themed snacks. They’re called yap snacks

  • @zeugmaflowers
    @zeugmaflowers 5 месяцев назад +63

    I ran away from home today. I'm sitting in my friend's house expecting my family or the police to show up any minute. I'm eating Goldfish and enjoying what may be my last chance to keep up with this wonderful podcast. Things have been rough for a long time but these entertainers have always been right there with me through Lunch Club, Sleep Deprived, and now Chuckle Sandwich. Everyone, please have a great day and thank them for making our lives a little more bearable. Thank you.

  • @madisondrinkspaint
    @madisondrinkspaint 6 месяцев назад +108

    Elementary education major here! From my understanding whole word reading is not really happening anymore, but it’s one of the wacky things they tried years ago. The understood “standard” now comes from the national reading panel. It’s based off of 5 pillars which is what I assume most of us learned from (phonics, vocab, ect..). I recommend looking into the science of reading! It’s SO interesting!

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 6 месяцев назад +20

      In my highschool senior year half the class couldn't pronounce the word cache. Something definitely was goofy with the education system in the late 2000s

    • @itsisaaax1932
      @itsisaaax1932 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yo! Im in my second year of doing my bachelor of education (primary) in Australia. I think its really interesting that when i was in primary school (Elementary for US) students my age had no understanding of phonemes, how to splice, delete and add them to form words, syllables were focused on more than the actual pronunciation of sounds. Now, the standard is so much higher for Australian education, I'm really happy about getting to learn about all the stuff i missed out on!

    • @EthanHarmony-mu1li
      @EthanHarmony-mu1li 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@ATBZTHIS, by 12th grade for me I was essentially an academic in terms of reading ability and vocabulary while half of the kids in my class were stuttering and essentially having to sound out words still. It made me want to cry to be real (12th was 2019 for me so you can see how bad that really is)

  • @jedijacob0411
    @jedijacob0411 6 месяцев назад +452

    Who up chuckling they sandwich?

    • @the.dirt.man.
      @the.dirt.man. 6 месяцев назад +11

      This came out less than an hour ago, how’d you watch it so soon?

    • @jedijacob0411
      @jedijacob0411 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@the.dirt.man. I got a notification from Apple Podcasts saying it was out, searched RUclips for Chuckle Sandwich, found the playlist, and clicked on the “deleted video”. It was still processing the video, but after a while I could watch the unlisted episode

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 6 месяцев назад +21

      For context for people watching anywhere past tomorrow this comment was posted 19 hours before the video went live.

    • @OppDoc
      @OppDoc 6 месяцев назад +1

      Damn you're right ​wtf lol@@ATBZ

    • @Tendencytorage
      @Tendencytorage 6 месяцев назад +3

      Current time 2:14am. Straight jorkin it rn. Absolutely playing the fiddle rn. Literally spangling the banner rn.

  • @The_Crooked_Human
    @The_Crooked_Human 6 месяцев назад +53

    26:08 The fact that they just let Ted get away with saying 'Gaslight, Gayleakeep, Girlglocks' without saying anything is fucking insane.

  • @soramudano
    @soramudano 6 месяцев назад +81

    we definitely had a chromebook day in school. everyone lost their shit when they got to open up a very germ ridden chromebook and open up ABCYA and kahoot and all that junk. ted is not insane

    • @Dylan-we5dz
      @Dylan-we5dz 6 месяцев назад +1

      Was this yesterday for you

  • @jonathangtheguy
    @jonathangtheguy 6 месяцев назад +164

    Would you rather have unlimited snow cones but no more arcade. Or arcade, unlimited mobile arcade, but no arcade?

    • @theyuhqueens
      @theyuhqueens 6 месяцев назад +6

      uh imma say arcade but no arcade

    • @icenbison5336
      @icenbison5336 6 месяцев назад +1

      So i get unlimited of nothing?

    • @BallFart6969
      @BallFart6969 6 месяцев назад +5

      that depends if uncle magik comes w the mobile arcade

    • @miserabiliiaa
      @miserabiliiaa 6 месяцев назад

      unlimited snowcones definitely

    • @idxee
      @idxee 6 месяцев назад

      Unlimited snow cones

  • @legend-pw2hw
    @legend-pw2hw 6 месяцев назад +57

    in the first minute schlatt alludes to committing a terrorist attack aboard a plane, love this podcast

  • @ryancaldwell4348
    @ryancaldwell4348 6 месяцев назад +280

    Charlie - Chaotic Good
    Ted - True Neutral
    Schlatt - Lawful Evil

    • @gamegamp1203
      @gamegamp1203 6 месяцев назад +101

      Charlies dead.......it been years.....

    • @seanwilson5753
      @seanwilson5753 6 месяцев назад +97

      Ted - True Neutral
      Schlatt - Lawful Evil
      Charlie - Dead

    • @abe7109
      @abe7109 6 месяцев назад +23

      tucker was the creator of the chart

    • @muck3121
      @muck3121 6 месяцев назад +4

      Who?

    • @the.dirt.man.
      @the.dirt.man. 6 месяцев назад +8

      Tucker feels either true neutral or LN

  • @2shy2guy52
    @2shy2guy52 3 месяца назад +56

    Hey everyone... It's SpongeBob SquarePants here. 😔 I have some sad news. I have to stop watching Chuckle Sandwich... forever. It’s not because I don't love it-trust me, I do! But sometimes, even the things we love the most aren’t good for us. I need to spend more time with my friends, go jellyfishing, and focus on making Krabby Patties. Thank you for all the laughs and good times. I'll always cherish those memories.

    • @novavr69
      @novavr69 2 месяца назад +1

      The biggest reversal

  • @blxckcryztal
    @blxckcryztal 6 месяцев назад +67

    why is no one talking about 26:08??? he said "gay leak keep girl glocks" 😭🤚

  • @alexwolfe
    @alexwolfe 6 месяцев назад +40

    nice to see schlatt get put on a no-fly list immediately this week

  • @jimmehbob6576
    @jimmehbob6576 6 месяцев назад +26

    For april fool's day they should call it "Tuckle Sandwich" with Ted and Schlatt wearing Tucker masks, and they both try to do his voice.

    • @Kdogswizz
      @Kdogswizz 5 месяцев назад +1

      What’s up tucklers

  • @Detspart04
    @Detspart04 6 месяцев назад +54

    I wonder what the blurry QR code leads to on tuckers couch. It would be crazy if it got bigger next episode.

  • @ItsQuipz.
    @ItsQuipz. 6 месяцев назад +88

    It’s time for another REDSTONE WITH BDUBS!

  • @halletalks
    @halletalks 6 месяцев назад +36

    “Schlatt” I know what you did with your first skeletool back in 1999

  • @jakewodersky8004
    @jakewodersky8004 6 месяцев назад +77

    Think how many teeth you could pull with the skeletool

    • @cylo1859
      @cylo1859 6 месяцев назад +3

      im on my 6th one i can keep going all day

    • @justaprankbro
      @justaprankbro 6 месяцев назад +1

      TSA will need to prepare to move truckloads of confiscated skeletools

    • @idxee
      @idxee 6 месяцев назад

      As a visual viewer that’s definitely what that tool is for

    • @shlagsinm
      @shlagsinm 5 месяцев назад

      only ted cares about the number of this please stop reminding him my left two are gone 😂#pleasehelpmeHELP

  • @Nico-jj3dz
    @Nico-jj3dz 6 месяцев назад +9

    *schlatt shows us his new knife* “it’s got lots of uses like wrench” *proceeds to show us pliers*

  • @hordern_6607
    @hordern_6607 6 месяцев назад +22

    the schlatt hermitcraft fan lore he keeps dropping is so funny to me

  • @teelerdet
    @teelerdet 6 месяцев назад +15

    Finding out Schlatt watches HermitCraft, at least enough to know what "Redstone with BDubs" is, made my day.

  • @arandomperson6330
    @arandomperson6330 6 месяцев назад +32

    Petition to add tucker in the intros he deserves it

    • @westsideweirdo
      @westsideweirdo 6 месяцев назад +1

      he’s got the running clip in the intro!

    • @arandomperson6330
      @arandomperson6330 6 месяцев назад +4

      No like a title card

    • @westsideweirdo
      @westsideweirdo 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@arandomperson6330 true i think they should just make the intro tucker clips.

  • @jsdreamm
    @jsdreamm 6 месяцев назад +19

    okay i'll be honest, ted's fit goes pretty hard, especially those jeans

  • @PumpkinSpikey
    @PumpkinSpikey 6 месяцев назад +12

    I think I’m gonna have to refer to Schlatt as Schlutt from now on. 😂 JSchlutt is so funny 🤣

  • @itsthealmoundboy826
    @itsthealmoundboy826 6 месяцев назад +10

    Thank yall so much for dropping this today, im going through some bs rn and i love confession vids, hope everyone who lays eyes on this has a good day

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 6 месяцев назад +12

    Ted doesn't listen to Rick Ross. He just eats his snacks.

  • @LT3Fluffy
    @LT3Fluffy 6 месяцев назад +10

    Can we just appreciate on the last episode where teds eating and everyones drinking that there were no gross mouth noises? Top notch gentlemen 👏

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 6 месяцев назад +38

    how are we seeing this if it’s not listed under videos on the channel yet

    • @ChuckleSandwich
      @ChuckleSandwich  6 месяцев назад +85

      you're not supposed to lol i accidentally added it to the podcast playlist before we got the monetization cleared - ted

    • @otisagnew
      @otisagnew 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@ChuckleSandwich are we gonna be in shit if we watch it

    • @vicc557
      @vicc557 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@ChuckleSandwichoh jeez, okay, i’m going to go stream the audio version first then, and i’ll come back to this once it’s officially posted! (and hi ted, audio listeners love you to death too)

    • @the.dirt.man.
      @the.dirt.man. 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChuckleSandwichTed I can get you Mexican adderall

    • @razorcloud5363
      @razorcloud5363 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@vicc557 I read your comment in Morty’s voice and it works way to well

  • @lifesucks4070
    @lifesucks4070 6 месяцев назад +8

    "If ur one of thems u can still be shit" now THATS what i call true inclusivity

  • @katy-ss6tt
    @katy-ss6tt Месяц назад +2

    I love the fact I just started watching this podcast and on HALF the episodes I’ve seen they say “this isn’t the drinking episode BUT”then they share what they are drinking

  • @papanut3305
    @papanut3305 6 месяцев назад +13

    First person definitely lying lol. At first they said they broke their friend’s leg, but in the story his arm breaks.

  • @DenvaProbablyDraws
    @DenvaProbablyDraws 6 месяцев назад +12

    25:00 you’re not crazy Ted. I’m about your age and when I was in elementary school we had those chromebooks. Not in highschool though, they made us buy ipads at my highschool 😅

    • @soyron
      @soyron 6 месяцев назад +2

      You were unlucky, we get chromebooks and they suck better than a iPad though.

  • @TheJakeaboo
    @TheJakeaboo 5 месяцев назад +8

    Can we get Tucker as the official third member? He’s great.

  • @nightstar4041
    @nightstar4041 6 месяцев назад +11

    I miss when we called Jared Schlatt more obscure name, like Jehovah's witness Schlatt or Johnny Schlatt. Bring back Jeremiah Schlatt! (I'm NOT from LA btw)

  • @ambercarder4756
    @ambercarder4756 6 месяцев назад +11

    Everytime I read the titles of the chuckle sandwich vids I get so hyped 😂🤌

  • @gibbo3959
    @gibbo3959 6 месяцев назад +10

    Schlatt watching hermitcratt wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card

  • @mdigidrop6911
    @mdigidrop6911 6 месяцев назад +9

    Ted's childhood memories part is soooo relatable ! The sledge crashes, after sliding above a road full of snow, the "imagination games" stuff 🥲 nostalgia

    • @mdigidrop6911
      @mdigidrop6911 6 месяцев назад

      The razor scooters wheel thingy ! 😯

  • @The_Real_Chopin
    @The_Real_Chopin 6 месяцев назад +3

    Shlatt pulls out pliers … “wrench” 0:19

  • @The3gg
    @The3gg 6 месяцев назад +9

    Schlatt watching bdubs is a crossover I never expected

  • @Ea-Nāṣir1750BC
    @Ea-Nāṣir1750BC 6 месяцев назад +10

    watching this on a stolen school chromebook

    • @Cucumberlemonade
      @Cucumberlemonade 6 месяцев назад

      You win at life

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 6 месяцев назад +3

      How do u get rid of the everything that's banned and limits you

    • @pop1923
      @pop1923 6 месяцев назад +1

      @sprinkles06 bro is desperate 😭😭

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@pop1923 HAHA I'm just wondering cause I feel like you'd run into problems if you use that as an actual personal laptop. Idk at least for mine that's pretty much impossible

    • @pop1923
      @pop1923 6 месяцев назад

      @sprinkles06 all i know is that i managed to get the stuff from like goguardian off. getting the stuff that the school district specifically locked from (instagram, twitter, etc), is impossible i think.

  • @cvberpsycho
    @cvberpsycho 6 месяцев назад +5

    ted and tucker having life long beef over mc is so relatable

  • @paigehansen8944
    @paigehansen8944 6 месяцев назад +2

    30:46 on “whole word reading”: I remember sight words cause I helped my mom teach my baby sister with flash cards.
    Sight words, like “why” “a” “what” are words that are so common that a kid should be able to read quickly and easily but cannot be easily (or at all) sounded out. I think “shoe” is another example. Sight words save kids time while they’re learning to read
    Absolutely, sounding out words is the best possible way to ensure kids can continue to read when they stumble onto new words. so I hope “whole word reading” is more similar to sight words than abandoning the sounding out method

  • @thegreblin
    @thegreblin 6 месяцев назад +4

    Shoutout to the time i also brought my 5 dollar multitool on a plane, they ran my bag 4 separate times, made me wait for 20 minutes and had me completely rearrange half my stuff cause they took it all out looking for the damn thing (which i forgot i had). They take it out, he inspects every knife, sees the serrated one and says "see now if you didn't have the serrated one i could let you keep it, but we are going to have to confiscate this." So the other 6 knives couldn't be used to kill someone then? The tsa has been and always will be a joke, i got that through 3 times prior and didn't even know i had it 😂😂😂

  • @stephen42007
    @stephen42007 6 месяцев назад +8

    21:02 i feel you dude, one time i fell off of my couch and fractured my shoulder

  • @gday2000
    @gday2000 6 месяцев назад +9

    why was ted caked up all of a sudden

    • @shlagsinm
      @shlagsinm 5 месяцев назад +2

      always has been its a diversion for his well known attacks

  • @theomelon1818
    @theomelon1818 6 месяцев назад +24

    In classical physics and general chemistry, matter is any substance that has mass and takes up space by having volume. All everyday objects that can be touched are ultimately composed of atoms, which are made up of interacting subatomic particles, and in everyday as well as scientific usage, matter generally includes atoms and anything made up of them, and any particles (or combination of particles) that act as if they have both rest mass and volume. However it does not include massless particles such as photons, or other energy phenomena or waves such as light or heat. Matter exists in various states (also known as phases). These include classical everyday phases such as solid, liquid, and gas - for example water exists as ice, liquid water, and gaseous steam - but other states are possible, including plasma, Bose-Einstein condensates, fermionic condensates, and quark-gluon plasma.
    Usually atoms can be imagined as a nucleus of protons and neutrons, and a surrounding "cloud" of orbiting electrons which "take up space". However this is only somewhat correct, because subatomic particles and their properties are governed by their quantum nature, which means they do not act as everyday objects appear to act - they can act like waves as well as particles, and they do not have well-defined sizes or positions. In the Standard Model of particle physics, matter is not a fundamental concept because the elementary constituents of atoms are quantum entities which do not have an inherent "size" or "volume" in any everyday sense of the word. Due to the exclusion principle and other fundamental interactions, some "point particles" known as fermions (quarks, leptons), and many composites and atoms, are effectively forced to keep a distance from other particles under everyday conditions; this creates the property of matter which appears to us as matter taking up space.
    For much of the history of the natural sciences people have contemplated the exact nature of matter. The idea that matter was built of discrete building blocks, the so-called particulate theory of matter, appeared in both ancient Greece and ancient India. Early philosophers who proposed the particulate theory of matter include the ancient Indian philosopher Kanada (c. 6th-century BCE or after), pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Leucippus (~490 BCE), and pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Democritus (~470-380 BCE).

    • @rarefishtycoon6430
      @rarefishtycoon6430 6 месяцев назад +7

      Put that shit on skibidi rn

    • @shlagsinm
      @shlagsinm 5 месяцев назад

      idk man this didnt come from the teachings of jebediah schlutt

  • @AIIy3000
    @AIIy3000 6 месяцев назад +6

    I love how baby yuko is just by his bed

  • @speeeee35
    @speeeee35 6 месяцев назад +5

    Also… What phonics is… Is learning sounds… Hence the prefix lol… The traditional way to learn how to read was to first learn the sounds that each letter makes. My mom is a teacher and I can remember as a little kid she would make me say the sound each letter made in the title of the book, on the cover before she would read me a bedtime story… Then you move on to what Ted was saying where you start putting letters together for portions of words… While learning to sound out, small words like car and boy and shit… And then, instead of memorizing words… You can sound out any word before you… Once you know the letters… You might be a little bit off, but even if it’s a big word you’ll be pretty close

  • @ollieisasillygoose
    @ollieisasillygoose 6 месяцев назад +5

    watching this fucking podcast is my shameful delight

  • @maddiedoes3571
    @maddiedoes3571 6 месяцев назад +5

    59:10 SAME IM SO HAPPY TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE DOING IT

  • @seenitlikeditlovedit
    @seenitlikeditlovedit 6 месяцев назад +5

    the second schlatt lifted his leg all of Texas got hit with a gust of Gale force wind I mean I Feld it in Dallas I thought it was going to blow the fucking roof off my house man holyyy

  • @Four_leaf23
    @Four_leaf23 5 месяцев назад +3

    Minecraft during lockdown was an awakening for how destructive you can get without going too far

  • @Eljahhh2
    @Eljahhh2 6 месяцев назад +9

    I keep forgetting how old schlatt is getting

  • @sterlingwin
    @sterlingwin 6 месяцев назад +13

    i cant wait to hear about the tucker stream

  • @donotgotthis
    @donotgotthis 6 месяцев назад +9

    1:06 imagine catching your average JSchlatt watcher hanging off the air plane wing like a gremlin, just *ripping and tearing* off bits and pieces of metal screaming, "IT'S FREE!! ITS LITERALLY FREE!" 😂😂

  • @Gooferfabs
    @Gooferfabs 2 месяца назад +1

    In my school, it’s necessary to bring a personal computer or iPad (apple specifically) and every classroom has a fully functional smart board and 2 whiteboards. Every classroom has a camera as well

  • @aarai9451
    @aarai9451 6 месяцев назад +3

    Every time there is a chuckle sandwich episode, I have a couple of glasses of whisky. Because they really stick to their schedule so well, I've now developed a drinking habit.

  • @snowylyssa
    @snowylyssa 5 месяцев назад +2

    ted: "there's not many mountains in new york"
    new york technically has 3 ranges (i personally count the berkshires even though its technically MA) and they're all so pretty. definitely worth the visit

  • @906iphone
    @906iphone 6 месяцев назад +4

    Love seeing Jared chat about hermitcraft and bdubs

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock 6 месяцев назад +3

    If last time wasn’t proof enough, Tucker might be unironically the funniest person on this podcast

  • @MrRickles2pointO
    @MrRickles2pointO 6 месяцев назад +3

    "First of all: wrench."
    *displays pliers*

  • @Katsszxy
    @Katsszxy 6 месяцев назад +13

    Teds rings get better every podcast

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m loving how much more involved tucker is. We love tuckie bear

  • @RyeGuy4821
    @RyeGuy4821 6 месяцев назад +3

    I have been binging Chuckle Sandwich for the past few months. This is the first new episode im watching since officially catching up. I'm a big fan "Ted, Tucker and Schlatt"!

  • @PedroFuyussi
    @PedroFuyussi 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for having my speakpipe on the pod!

  • @TheeRecklessRed
    @TheeRecklessRed 6 месяцев назад +4

    21:36 funny thing about breaking a leg is if it's your right leg you can't drive. Can't go to work. Like you get the free excuse pretty much. And depending on your job it's pto.

  • @handsomeavocado14
    @handsomeavocado14 Месяц назад +1

    The Skype - discord progression talk was so real

  • @ItsDesca
    @ItsDesca 6 месяцев назад +3

    That guy talking about working at Chick Fil A wasn't kidding, those managers there are insane. I also worked there in highschool, and on orientation day for my job the manager sat us down and told us about how Chick Fil A would be the last place to fall if America was taken over by terrorists??? Another manager stood behind me with a stopwatch on my first day and timed how fast I could fill up drinks, and if I took over 30 seconds on an order she'd make me dump it out and do it again. I ultimately got fired for being 2 minutes late (my first time offense).

  • @Stella.22g
    @Stella.22g 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love the homoerotic vibe this podcast has, always edging us ❤

  • @Attchkii
    @Attchkii 6 месяцев назад +4

    Why is no one acknowledging Ted's verbal breakdown at 26:08 ? 😭😭

    • @Finn-iq7kk
      @Finn-iq7kk 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Gaslight Gateleak Girlglocks" - Ted Nivison 2024 😭💀

  • @Finn-iq7kk
    @Finn-iq7kk 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Gaslight Gateleak Girlglocks" - Ted Nivison 2024 😭💀

  • @superevilvillain
    @superevilvillain 6 месяцев назад +3

    getting fucked up and watching BDubs is so real icl

  • @Ringo-Starr
    @Ringo-Starr 6 месяцев назад +1

    59:43 gaslighting us into thinking there was a question, so smooth

    • @Alana-yx3rp
      @Alana-yx3rp 5 месяцев назад

      Right I’m so confused

  • @thenev2847
    @thenev2847 6 месяцев назад +4

    Schlatt watches Bdubs I CANNOT

    • @politoed06
      @politoed06 6 месяцев назад

      got a timestamp

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@politoed06it's like one of the first things they mention

    • @politoed06
      @politoed06 6 месяцев назад

      @@mydrillasanjay5397 yeah I got it lol no clue how I missed it

  • @Krakenlaken.
    @Krakenlaken. 6 месяцев назад +2

    At the end they perfectly described the Stan song from Eminem

  • @nikkisantiago3772
    @nikkisantiago3772 6 месяцев назад +4

    oh god above my prayers have been answered, we finally know schlatts opinion on discord

  • @politoed06
    @politoed06 6 месяцев назад +1

    I already know that ton of people are gonna speak their heart out on the speakpipe and will get pissed when their shit isnt in the pod lmfao

  • @lscstudiosvb
    @lscstudiosvb 6 месяцев назад +4

    as one of "thems", this podcast is great

  • @Park1ngL0t
    @Park1ngL0t 6 месяцев назад +1

    i love that schlatt is just casually a fan of hermitcraft

  • @the.dirt.man.
    @the.dirt.man. 6 месяцев назад +6

    1:16:30 No Schligots (bigots) on this channel. Schlatt has to defend his greatest invention: gayness

    • @TestyTrash
      @TestyTrash 6 месяцев назад +1

      man schlatt is no fun, I really wanted to hear that

  • @coolbromc3665
    @coolbromc3665 6 месяцев назад +2

    Knowing Schlungitis watches BDubs is strangely wholesome

  • @Sleepydog01
    @Sleepydog01 6 месяцев назад +4

    Azalea definitely watched the TMG podcast because that’s a word for word bit they did😭 if she did think of this herself though, I love the way her brain works that’s good shit😂

    • @zzenuss
      @zzenuss 6 месяцев назад +1

      i was about to say cuz i was like ive definitely seen/heard this idea before and i was wondering where and you're the ONLY comment about it

    • @Sleepydog01
      @Sleepydog01 6 месяцев назад

      @@zzenuss I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed lol

    • @freshbizkit
      @freshbizkit 6 месяцев назад +1

      yes !! I remember Noel saying he wanted to do a video or a skit with the same premise

  • @madmillion88
    @madmillion88 6 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely taken aback by the hermit craft mention

  • @DirectMotionYT
    @DirectMotionYT 6 месяцев назад +5

    Such inspirational words from zorg

  • @blarghwagurder
    @blarghwagurder 6 месяцев назад +2

    Jschlatt is my favorite e-alcoholic!

  • @youknwthetruth
    @youknwthetruth 6 месяцев назад +5

    Anybody else catch the inconsistencies in first AITA? She said leg at start but then it was arm? And she said he found it funny but in same breathe said he’s still very angry? Maybe she’s just a bad story teller but seemed made up to me