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  • @IliumGaming
    @IliumGaming Год назад +197

    one time my car got stuck in the snow and Nice Joey came by and helped me get going and then he chopped my head clean off like a pez dispenser

    • @sleeper1855
      @sleeper1855 Год назад +18

      That reference to Miyazaki's story about the origins of souls multiplayer is deeper than the neck wounds Nice Joey makes

    • @DreyfusLagoon
      @DreyfusLagoon 8 месяцев назад

      Can I take you from the back?

    • @benmcconaughy6241
      @benmcconaughy6241 4 месяца назад +1

      This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

  • @Typhosion
    @Typhosion Год назад +171

    Best story time so far. 10/10. Fear the Old Blood, fellow hunter.

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 Год назад +4

      This was good for sure, but the typical D&D session is something that holds a special place in my heart and can never be topped

  • @FloraOfTheCats
    @FloraOfTheCats Год назад +77

    The dungeon master confesses to hundreds of charges of first degree murder while positing it as a story about another person, more at 7

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 Год назад +4

      Yo I had the same thought when he started describing in detail the bloodspray lmao

  • @veliusfox
    @veliusfox Год назад +60

    The "Pole Dancer's Blood Blade" bit really got me. Thank you DM

    • @VinceOveson
      @VinceOveson Год назад +1

      I truly laughed out loud at that 🤣

  • @MasterThief009
    @MasterThief009 Год назад +32

    Something that always impresses me with these vids is how Saint can sound exasperated at his own stories/ characters.

  • @Luanciel
    @Luanciel Год назад +114

    The only thing I can say about saint_riot videos is:
    "They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong"

  • @Void_Artisan
    @Void_Artisan Год назад +34

    It’s like a poem, start in crystal caves and end in crystal caves.
    Pest threads is still the coolest spell

  • @bingusthegreat9733
    @bingusthegreat9733 Год назад +53

    Thanks for these recent uploads saint, these past couple days have been very stressful because the wildfires and these uploads always put me in a good mood

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot Год назад +33

      Glad you like them

  • @CasperBlackbird
    @CasperBlackbird Год назад +45

    i'm gonna pray that mister nice Joey comes back for more nice things, world needs more of nice Joey^^

  • @miles3101
    @miles3101 Год назад +11

    This video feels like Saint just woke up tied to a chair in a wet, cold empty room and then Dungeon Master just walked in, reverse-sat on a chair in front of him, and started rambling about Nice Joey, with Saint doing his best not to trigger the bad dementia as he continued to be called Little Timmy.

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie Год назад +4

    I really like the idea that this is just the time the Dungeon Master(aka a forever DM) got to be a player for once, and was just really excited to tell someone about it.

  • @azagur-sag988
    @azagur-sag988 Год назад +9

    8:15 "That big old cowboy suit" 🤣👏👏👏

  • @TheGauravDeep
    @TheGauravDeep Год назад +17

    12:20 You can see the thicc boi’s shadow getting parried by good ol joe

  • @MrTophatcat
    @MrTophatcat Год назад +8

    I love when Sane ryan records himself when the voices take over. Very entertaining 10/10.

  • @bloopergman
    @bloopergman Год назад +4

    I can't believe Dungeon Master's name is Joey

  • @Gabaghoul0000
    @Gabaghoul0000 Год назад +16

    good morning fellas

  • @unseamedfuture9819
    @unseamedfuture9819 Год назад +7

    Can't get enough of the dungeon master's stories. They are just that damn good.

  • @crocodiletears498
    @crocodiletears498 Год назад +6

    Saint Riot is the only person that can make me sit through twenty minutes of nonsense and thank him for it

  • @ploota8963
    @ploota8963 Год назад +10

    the world needs more Mr. Nice Joeys

  • @Nomortem
    @Nomortem Год назад +10

    His trusty ZWEEFANDAH

  • @spotzhopz
    @spotzhopz Год назад +7

    My favorite part was when nice joey started blastin

  • @antivexium3892
    @antivexium3892 Год назад +3

    I absolutely lost it at "I'm not Timmy" I love this channel

  • @dotisopod
    @dotisopod Год назад +6

    every time saint has to explain something because he thinks the audience is too young I start to panic and have to urge to get married before I wither away into dust

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie Год назад +3

    F.Y.I. they do still make Pez dispensers.

  • @michaelnelson8618
    @michaelnelson8618 Год назад +3

    This is what RUclips needs. Actual content. Thanks again Saint!

  • @BogdanT-f7b
    @BogdanT-f7b Год назад +1

    I cant even describe how cool your storytelling is, like without even looking at the screen most of the time cuz im working, i can still imagine and tell what is happening with 99% accuracy. Keep them coming 10/10

  • @michaellugo9349
    @michaellugo9349 Год назад +6

    I half blame saint for my crippling cigarette addiction as sitting outside with a coffee/beer and chainsmoking through each new video drop is my favorite pasttime anymore.
    Also as somebody who takes mercy on lesser-skilled hosts and occasionally honest co-opers, I'm have flashback realizations that the host I backstabbed during a ganksquad who kept trying to use his empty flasks wasn't bad, he was asking for mercy....
    To all hosts out there, if you encounter me and you're trying to use empty flasks before using grovel for mercy gestures, just know that you will be dropped at least 2 erdleaf flowers before I sever.
    However if it's not me....Prepare to Die

  • @teorec
    @teorec Год назад +1

    These last couple videos have been amazing, thank you Sane Ryan.

  • @progod6017
    @progod6017 Год назад +6

    im through elden ring story now and even thouzgh I enjoy the pvp, since im new to souls games - watching your vid is rlly enjoyable and shows me how to get better in pvp

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 Год назад +4

      More than anything it teaches you how to make PvP fun vs "how to be OP fast"

  • @kasch3288
    @kasch3288 Год назад +6

    I need a compilation of blue disgust. Local invader is disgusted with blues for 30 minutes straight.

  • @executioner_ecgbert884
    @executioner_ecgbert884 Год назад +7

    You're killing it with the commentary 😂

  • @KoyFoster
    @KoyFoster Год назад +1

    When I was watching you ER first LP vods. I fucking loved your DM character. So good. I wish I knew of you sooner. You quickly became one of my favorite streamer/content creators.

  • @Llamasomenumbers
    @Llamasomenumbers Год назад +1

    Another avant-garde episode of Nice Joey: Saint Invader

  • @Pinyaps
    @Pinyaps Год назад +2

    I wish the Dungeon Master could tell me invasion stories as I try to sleep

  • @SnowVRC
    @SnowVRC Год назад +8

    really enjoying these stream of consciousness videos

  • @whoopsthatsasinisntit
    @whoopsthatsasinisntit Год назад +8

    Gatekeepers??! is my souls game???

  • @vitorgogo
    @vitorgogo Год назад +4

    Thanks for the story Saint Mr. Nice Man

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot Год назад +3

      Thanks for listening

  • @Linkarcus
    @Linkarcus Год назад +3

    Your videos are an experience, Saint.

  • @luna7157
    @luna7157 Год назад +1

    After having played consumables-only with a Dex-heavy quality build, this looks really fun. Given I already beat it, I might go back and farm a noble's slender sword to do this.
    Great video again, Saint.

  • @djinnstar8123
    @djinnstar8123 Год назад +2

    "VARNISH" thats the word

  • @nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172
    @nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 Год назад +13

    Rotund Cowboy RL 300+ wtf 😐

  • @billsantos
    @billsantos Год назад +3

    As soon as I heard the Dungeon Master voice, I clicked the like button. ❤

  • @undertherottensun2734
    @undertherottensun2734 Год назад +2

    Needed two seconds, instant classic! good guy sain

  • @baeber
    @baeber Год назад +2

    drunk beheaded over leveled cowboy in ram ranch it really rocks

  • @SimpleGratia
    @SimpleGratia Год назад +1

    Sanctus Tumultus has done it again. Another certified parish paragon.

  • @seanfussa3076
    @seanfussa3076 Год назад +1

    When the dungeon master is suspicious:

  • @BilliamTorpedo
    @BilliamTorpedo Год назад

    5:30 damn dude im invested but it feels like its been half an hour already and its bedtime ill be back in the morning

  • @Irked913
    @Irked913 Год назад +4

    the real question is How does dungeon master feel about hibachi ?

  • @vannills
    @vannills Год назад +1

    good Zweihander call back

  • @fallenasleep7247
    @fallenasleep7247 Год назад

    12:21 the ghost of rotund cowboy got parried again

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn Год назад

    this was the greatest elden ring video i've ever seen i'm crying

  • @keegan_bridge
    @keegan_bridge Год назад

    One time Nice Joey found me hanging on by my fingertips on a cliff, he demanded a thumb war. He swiftly won and stomped on my hand untill I fell

  • @FaustusGraticus
    @FaustusGraticus Год назад

    Thanks for all the feel-good content Saint.

  • @Carian_Inspector
    @Carian_Inspector Год назад +1

    10/10 video, more Dungeon Master commentary!

  • @iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367
    @iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367 Год назад +1

    i was just telling my friend a few days ago that i wished dungeon master made more youtube appearances.

  • @foodforthegods
    @foodforthegods Год назад +4

    VARNISH!

  • @CheeseInvader
    @CheeseInvader Год назад +1

    if the annoying guy in the hibachi incident was actually mr nice joey, I bet guy number 1 would still be dating that girl... or not...

  • @b.a.8938
    @b.a.8938 Год назад +1

    That's so entertaining! Thankk you.

  • @tvlogs7364
    @tvlogs7364 Год назад +1

    The Borderlands intro lol

    • @ryandarrah1136
      @ryandarrah1136 Год назад

      Marcus voice “ah sooo you want to hear another story eh?”

  • @west-art558
    @west-art558 Год назад

    i feel like saint is slowly losing his mind with each upload

  • @Ziabetus
    @Ziabetus Год назад

    I could listen to this man ramble for hours.
    I know this, because I do.

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim Год назад

    Somehow a story about a man who kills people and blows your friends' heads smoov off to be nice to you makes sense somewhere down the line.
    There's a lesson. I don't know what it is, but it's there and you learn it after you meet Nice Joey.

  • @Maervyn
    @Maervyn Год назад

    I'm gonna tell my kids Saint will tell stories about their life if they will be nice and polite. Just as Nice Joey.

  • @14ndCounting
    @14ndCounting 11 месяцев назад

    "ONE GUY BLEW HIMSELF UP"
    ....alright

  • @2ScoopsOfSmackMaster
    @2ScoopsOfSmackMaster Год назад +1

    Nice Joey, a true legend.

  • @HippyFlumpod
    @HippyFlumpod Год назад

    Anatomically speaking. Balls are softer than most things 24:00 lmao

  • @gedewahyu.p
    @gedewahyu.p Год назад

    7 arcane, weapon is noble's slender sword, how long have you been farming?

  • @katanaman4
    @katanaman4 Год назад

    The first SaneRyner vid to make me squeamish.

  • @rawquazza1321
    @rawquazza1321 Год назад

    this was glorious bro

  • @benphish
    @benphish Год назад +2

    Ill rename my character fashion police every once in a while and just slowly walk circles around the host look at them through the telescope and nod my head. Then leave

  • @gangliaghost8720
    @gangliaghost8720 Год назад

    Saint, do you play dnd and is this something I could ever watch

  • @ChefChucko
    @ChefChucko Год назад +2

    But what about the key master?

  • @DrakewqSouls
    @DrakewqSouls Год назад

    That was a good video,,, A REALLY GOOD VIDEO saint

  • @shubbith3109
    @shubbith3109 Год назад

    Hey sane have you tried using burn o flame after blackflame ritual? its fun

  • @GhostProdigy
    @GhostProdigy Год назад

    Lmao this was right donw Hilarious 😂 loved it man!!

  • @jackdunn3737
    @jackdunn3737 Год назад

    Heard the DM voice, hit the like button. Like God intended.

  • @joeyjones9041
    @joeyjones9041 Год назад

    As a fellow Nice Joey, I can relate, it ain't easy being green

  • @balmain2496
    @balmain2496 Месяц назад

    FFXII MUSIC IS AN INSTANT 10/10

  • @stevenfoss3015
    @stevenfoss3015 Год назад

    I love your commentary

  • @devfish3329
    @devfish3329 Год назад

    @saint_riot maybe besides Pez dispensers you could think about russian nesting dolls

  • @ray12a
    @ray12a Год назад

    cky “groundhog session song 2” later renamed “fisherman’s wharf pt. 1” on carver city album was originally titled “kill moron”.

  • @serendetta5150
    @serendetta5150 Год назад +2

    Thankyou dungeon master, im so glad youre back

  • @thrice1201
    @thrice1201 Год назад

    Invader forces innocent host to play Elden Ring solo. (Toxic)

  • @vinyrhyme6425
    @vinyrhyme6425 Год назад +1

    i miss pez. I used to love eating them as a kid

  • @glinteastwood
    @glinteastwood Год назад

    Plan for tonight: Finding other Metallica songs to turn people into.

  • @deuceyd8468
    @deuceyd8468 Год назад

    timmy riot i like this video

  • @CJan65
    @CJan65 Год назад

    God I love this fucking channel lmao

  • @antmann993
    @antmann993 2 месяца назад

    peak schizophrenic saint content 💯

  • @DIABETOR
    @DIABETOR Год назад +1

    another saint riot video, another day i don't hurt myself

  • @unevenbetts
    @unevenbetts Год назад +1

    Omg pez dispenser 😂

  • @BurstVessels
    @BurstVessels Год назад

    😮 Dungeon Master IS Nice Joey?! 😂

  • @herbsanspices3194
    @herbsanspices3194 Год назад +2

    I love gatekeeping but there's no point in anyone else doing it tbh, I'm so good at it everyone else's attempts would just be pointless and kind of embarrassing so they should stick to gaslighting instead

  • @lukefisher8417
    @lukefisher8417 Год назад

    Perfect video.

  • @mr.berserk8339
    @mr.berserk8339 Год назад

    What’s this build?

  • @theiyrosthenes1639
    @theiyrosthenes1639 Год назад

    This is always so funny

  • @exodus9001
    @exodus9001 Месяц назад

    This is the best rp build

  • @christopherhoosier6244
    @christopherhoosier6244 Год назад

    Beautiful

  • @jasonjordan8376
    @jasonjordan8376 Год назад

    You’re both crazy, Pez are delicious.

  • @willgegg8601
    @willgegg8601 Год назад

    Getting Jerma vibes from this story time.

  • @Eillcon
    @Eillcon Год назад

    Incredible 😭😭😭