REQUIS PUNCHES HIS OPPONENT'S INTERNET OUT OF THEIR CONSOLE (UFC 4 ONLINE)

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  • @joem1052
    @joem1052 4 года назад +1741

    Requis: *throws kicks* , everyone: *visible confusion*

    • @wrenv3947
      @wrenv3947 4 года назад +62

      He wanted to make an example of that man.

    • @henryspear3399
      @henryspear3399 4 года назад +36

      If he hit the roundhouse kick the guy woulda died

    • @wrenv3947
      @wrenv3947 4 года назад +18

      @@henryspear3399 would've broken the universe

    • @henryspear3399
      @henryspear3399 4 года назад

      Cotch H forgot about that part

    • @Rex-X-Dark
      @Rex-X-Dark 4 года назад +5

      That's because no mere mortal can comprehend it

  • @Alex-xc7kr
    @Alex-xc7kr 4 года назад +2651

    Requis once had kidney stones removed that would later be known as the infinity stones

  • @SurvivedTenHag
    @SurvivedTenHag 4 года назад +1655

    Requis doesn’t eat
    His stomach is too scared to feel hungry

  • @odhranmcelligott
    @odhranmcelligott 4 года назад +1765

    When Requis was a child the teacher had to put her hand up to talk to him

    • @oliver_reddy
      @oliver_reddy 4 года назад +10

      One of the best 😂😂😂

    • @jullienharris8806
      @jullienharris8806 4 года назад +58

      REQUIS WAS NEVER A CHILD!!! HE CAME INTO EXISTENCE LIKE HE IS NOW!!!!

    • @Chan-fm4mc
      @Chan-fm4mc 4 года назад +10

      Stolen comment from older vid

    • @brandonspradling9160
      @brandonspradling9160 4 года назад +6

      Do you feel accomplish posting old ass stolen comments you piss me off, was it worth it for 178 likes

    • @simeonwhitaker4050
      @simeonwhitaker4050 3 года назад

      @@brandonspradling9160 chill out man

  • @yaman4584
    @yaman4584 4 года назад +3246

    Imagine if that guy never threw his flashbang.

    • @torejj
      @torejj 4 года назад +289

      high iq joke

    • @shaggzallday
      @shaggzallday 4 года назад +200

      Just fucking imagine

    • @JM-44-
      @JM-44- 4 года назад +444

      Till this day I wonder if the guy who threw the flashbang knows what he did

    • @ecur115.
      @ecur115. 4 года назад +17

      May someone explain??

    • @ALCheeqs
      @ALCheeqs 4 года назад +49

      I'm Typing This At 1:00 In The Morning But, look up jev gets flashbanged

  • @Sipaannn
    @Sipaannn 4 года назад +1529

    REQUIS throws kicks:
    everyone: impossible

    • @theotakumafia9781
      @theotakumafia9781 4 года назад +29

      Its just faints the impact you hear is the wind pressure caused by the faint

    • @muricansoldierreee4004
      @muricansoldierreee4004 4 года назад

      No food is scared of him and a god like him doesn’t need to eat.

    • @cedrcklanders1834
      @cedrcklanders1834 2 года назад

      I beat shit up add my gamer tag ceddy23rd

    • @lucasshea3382
      @lucasshea3382 2 года назад +1

      The ufc finally made it legal for him to kick

  • @berto3487
    @berto3487 4 года назад +2905

    Requis doesn’t cut his lawn, he dares it to grow

  • @DoctorMountain
    @DoctorMountain 4 года назад +390

    The transition at 3:00 with the punch, the "RUGH," straight in to the epic music was absolutely magical.

    • @db325
      @db325 4 года назад +14

      Why doesnt this have more likes

    • @tsardean7438
      @tsardean7438 3 года назад +8

      I feel like Requis just rearranged this mans genes

  • @mum4753
    @mum4753 4 года назад +9887

    “I got requis obsidian and he is unstoppable”

    • @papadelayzz6123
      @papadelayzz6123 4 года назад +76

      Requis

    • @samysamy566
      @samysamy566 4 года назад +439

      Well hes technically already obsidian cuz hes black

    • @mum4753
      @mum4753 4 года назад +39

      Samy Samy factssss

    • @liloyankopon7060
      @liloyankopon7060 4 года назад +47

      DONT YOU DAAAARRRE EVER MISSPELL REQUIS EVER AGAINNN!!!!

    • @mum4753
      @mum4753 4 года назад +20

      DriPpY FiShY I’m sorry 😭 requis is going to show up at my door

  • @UltimateWeaponNo.7
    @UltimateWeaponNo.7 4 года назад +760

    “I’ve unlocked obsidian on every gun but Requis has materialized into our reality”

    • @Oscar-is-dope-af
      @Oscar-is-dope-af 4 года назад +8

      Season 6 operator?

    • @viis
      @viis 4 года назад +25

      We need a 1:1 scale cardboard cutout of Requis to stand menacingly in the background of Jev's videos

    • @asadullaharif9904
      @asadullaharif9904 4 года назад

      I love u jev ❤️

  • @ofbgreggpaul4293
    @ofbgreggpaul4293 4 года назад +835

    When requis’s phone goes off in the cinema they pause the film for him

    • @peterbepsi5994
      @peterbepsi5994 4 года назад +2

      GG RELOADED this guy is a boomer

    • @nolanboerger2162
      @nolanboerger2162 4 года назад +28

      @GG RELOADED People in EU call it film

    • @D3MZIR
      @D3MZIR 4 года назад +17

      @@nolanboerger2162 He is uncultured, forgive him.

    • @marwankthd1629
      @marwankthd1629 4 года назад +5

      @GG RELOADED That "insult" does not even make any sense.

    • @XxMascolinoxX
      @XxMascolinoxX 4 года назад +4

      @@marwankthd1629 Actually it does depending on how you interpret it.

  • @Tropicool
    @Tropicool 4 года назад +1215

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for REQUIS.

    • @michaeldariopellittieri3050
      @michaeldariopellittieri3050 4 года назад +3

      You took that from a joke website on the chuck Norris archetype and replaced the name -_-

    • @Tropicool
      @Tropicool 4 года назад +35

      @@michaeldariopellittieri3050 Yup and you didn't

    • @roousch6982
      @roousch6982 3 года назад +9

      @@michaeldariopellittieri3050 and you actually give a shit

    • @red-x4651
      @red-x4651 3 года назад +4

      @Zooted TV there ain’t no way bruh lmao

    • @michaelgd2549
      @michaelgd2549 3 года назад

      And whenever Requis goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

  • @joshuacarmona3550
    @joshuacarmona3550 4 года назад +1232

    Requis: throws a kick
    Everyone: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @amjadbo
      @amjadbo 4 года назад +2

      Haha so funny. I get it but it's not that funny I'm still gonna like :)

    • @kanyewest8911
      @kanyewest8911 4 года назад +3

      I was so lost

    • @kanyewest8911
      @kanyewest8911 4 года назад

      crackedegg what

    • @amjadbo
      @amjadbo 4 года назад

      @@kanyewest8911 what do you mean "what"?

    • @kanyewest8911
      @kanyewest8911 4 года назад +1

      crackedegg useless reply tbh

  • @Supershamwow02
    @Supershamwow02 4 года назад +1402

    I think this is a filler episode in the requis manga requis NEVER throws kicks. just the shockwave itself from the impact of requis's leg hitting another object will send ripples throughout space and time

    • @spartanretro
      @spartanretro 4 года назад +34

      It's part of his oath to the gods. If he ever throws a kick, he will never be able to retain his ultimate form.

    • @JIMMYNONONO
      @JIMMYNONONO 4 года назад +22

      Last episode was a training arc must be something big coming up in the next arc

    • @Kurvveo
      @Kurvveo 4 года назад +11

      Hopefully the next arc doesn’t have kinkaku and ginkaku in it to ruin the whole chapter.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +5

      "float like a butterfly, punch like a fucking jackhammer"

    • @King_Sims01
      @King_Sims01 4 года назад

      Next time on dragon ball Z

  • @Divincii
    @Divincii 4 года назад +626

    Requis doesn’t need to breathe his lungs are too scared to feel empty

  • @shanemandem
    @shanemandem 4 года назад +94

    Everytime requis stares at the sun, it suddenly becomes night time.

  • @evanmerkin9995
    @evanmerkin9995 4 года назад +1569

    when requis goes to the club, he checks the bouncers I.D.

  • @ltvenom4079
    @ltvenom4079 4 года назад +966

    legend has it requis was born in a log cabin that he made himself.

  • @tylerroodt9030
    @tylerroodt9030 4 года назад +288

    That first guy's internet didn't know how to handle Requis throwing a kick.

  • @landonpierron8716
    @landonpierron8716 4 года назад +39

    I love how he’s got music and hes yelling in the background. Always the best part

  • @naranciasama
    @naranciasama 4 года назад +405

    “Is he afk” *proceeds to slightly jab his face*

    • @jaketheripper8912
      @jaketheripper8912 4 года назад +5

      I read it when jev said it xD

    • @akiraishere9319
      @akiraishere9319 4 года назад +5

      That jab gave him whiplash

    • @meggaman7
      @meggaman7 4 года назад +3

      Imagine if a dude went afk in a real life match and the other fighter just lightly jabs him in the face to see if he's ok.

  • @kumarw
    @kumarw 4 года назад +449

    “I manifested requis into reality and now the worlds ending”

    • @theotakumafia9781
      @theotakumafia9781 4 года назад +15

      You didn't manifest Requis, Requis manifest you

  • @alternativerocklover
    @alternativerocklover 4 года назад +383

    “Going back to Modern Warfare is going to feel like Requis punching me in the face”

  • @delusionaldark3614
    @delusionaldark3614 4 года назад +17

    2:50 *Requis: unmatched dexterity and intense dodging*
    *Also Requis: boop*

  • @captaintusk5091
    @captaintusk5091 4 года назад +251

    *guy goes afk*
    Jev: gives little love tap in the face"Hello you there"
    Shit had me dying

    • @jacksonbrownlee5668
      @jacksonbrownlee5668 4 года назад +5

      SAME BRO, he had the chance to end his fucking life, but gave him a little "boop"

    • @Quinsterrr
      @Quinsterrr 4 года назад +1

      There*. Come on bro, grammar ain’t that hard😂

    • @nasacap8428
      @nasacap8428 4 года назад +1

      Quinster you think you funny huh

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS 4 года назад +3

      “Oh I love the jab, I know you love the jab” made me laugh so hard

    • @toastyhehe4394
      @toastyhehe4394 4 года назад

      @@Wreck_RS XD

  • @Philliam_Anselmo
    @Philliam_Anselmo 4 года назад +503

    I can’t tell you how many times I missed “BOOM” and “SIT DOWN BOY”

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +6

      "float like a butterfly, punch like a fucking jackhammer"

    • @countkungus8238
      @countkungus8238 4 года назад +3

      HoneyBadger13 IS THAT AN ACTUAL QUOTE

    • @everythingdoesntlastforver1533
      @everythingdoesntlastforver1533 4 года назад +1

      @@countkungus8238 yea that quote was some what famous we learn it in school

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +2

      @@countkungus8238 kind of. Its from Black Ops 3

  • @viri569
    @viri569 4 года назад +268

    Jev’s next title “Requis won the belt, but he ripped the space time continuum”

  • @click3989
    @click3989 4 года назад +234

    Jev should make a "I am sorry" video for forcing requis to kick .

    • @vita1ogy.
      @vita1ogy. 4 года назад +31

      Nah, Requis is limitless. Requis simply chose to hold himself back until this video.

    • @lucasshea3382
      @lucasshea3382 2 года назад +2

      @@vita1ogy.no the ufc made his kicks illegal until now

  • @Boqufies
    @Boqufies 4 года назад +660

    “He dead, it’s over, this man sat down and got up more then musical chairs”😂😂😂

  • @desireeaguilar4099
    @desireeaguilar4099 4 года назад +525

    “I finished obsidian but requis is getting married with me and my wife

    • @itsmaltzii5626
      @itsmaltzii5626 4 года назад

      Wow thanks bro we watched the video too

  • @MrTommyLucchese
    @MrTommyLucchese 4 года назад +575

    Fun Fact: Kratos from the God of War franchise was based on Requis.

  • @EpicSmurph
    @EpicSmurph 4 года назад +41

    “That man stood up and sat down like musical chairs”

  • @jono2245
    @jono2245 4 года назад +703

    “ITS AS SIMPLE AS 2 + 2 WHATS THE ANSWER?? HE CANT ANSWER BECAUSE HE’S UNCONSCIOUS”

    • @pain27k
      @pain27k 4 года назад +13

      LMAOO i love the pause between the two sentences

    • @jagaurs3539
      @jagaurs3539 4 года назад

      @@pain27k shut up lamo

    • @eternalenbu
      @eternalenbu 4 года назад +8

      @@jagaurs3539 you shut up you can't even spell

  • @thajoker2002
    @thajoker2002 4 года назад +524

    “Shoot the ship is gone, grinding for obsidian boxing gear now”

    • @ShoShaun
      @ShoShaun 4 года назад

      I’m not askin for subs or anything but can someone give me advice on how to improve on my vids?

    • @JL-iu6ps
      @JL-iu6ps 4 года назад +1

      It's not boxing tho

    • @casper4739
      @casper4739 4 года назад +1

      bo3 boxing gloves

    • @thajoker2002
      @thajoker2002 4 года назад

      ͔j 6 ͔6 v MMA gear* 😂

  • @kx9905
    @kx9905 4 года назад +194

    I thought that Requis using his legs was against the Geneva convention.

    • @iffpsv2752
      @iffpsv2752 4 года назад +47

      To requis it’s the Geneva suggestions.

    • @katari1544
      @katari1544 4 года назад

      IFFPSV 2 that’s also good

    • @kx9905
      @kx9905 4 года назад +2

      IFFPSV 2 oh yeah my bad bro I forgot he wrote those in order to protect us from him.

  • @dhari313
    @dhari313 3 года назад +101

    When requis is late for class the teacher apologizes for making the class too early

  • @ryanguindalos8447
    @ryanguindalos8447 4 года назад +244

    Requis could delete the bots in this comment section by just closing his eyes...

  • @thatguysky5978
    @thatguysky5978 4 года назад +302

    UFC 4 Canon: Requis now throws his tree trunk like legs at victims

  • @DrainedOatmeal
    @DrainedOatmeal 4 года назад +210

    "I got a tactical nuke with Requis, but I gave my console anxiety"

  • @STROUDS9
    @STROUDS9 4 года назад +171

    When REQUIS got hit by a car only the car took the damage

  • @Ramofications
    @Ramofications 4 года назад +253

    When requis’s phone rings in the cinema they pause the movie lol

  • @connermcmanus6755
    @connermcmanus6755 4 года назад +209

    “I’m undefeated with Requis, but my neighbors filed a restraining order against me”

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire 4 года назад +74

    His neighbours must've been like "Oh, that new UFC game must have come out."

  • @MerpMonster
    @MerpMonster 2 года назад +4

    “He sat down and got back up more times than musical chairs” lmao

  • @benhowells3
    @benhowells3 4 года назад +87

    everyone gangsta till requis pulls out a bedsheet

  • @taylordavid574
    @taylordavid574 4 года назад +222

    I’m not big into UFC but I’d pay to watch if Jev commentated. “BOOM” “SIT DOWN BOY”

  • @aidenproductions4893
    @aidenproductions4893 4 года назад +128

    4:45 Jev’s soul left his body and *Satan* *himself* replaced it for a while

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 4 года назад +7

      He should be in a metal band😭

    • @byotokaigames7437
      @byotokaigames7437 4 года назад +7

      @@citymorgue8462 He could most definitely be lead for a *disgustingly* heavy band. It might be called "Skullf*cked" lmao

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 4 года назад

      @@byotokaigames7437 "Skullfucked"😭😭😂😂

    • @rocco9851
      @rocco9851 4 года назад +5

      "HIS ABDOMINALS ARE ETCHED IN THE SHAPE OF THE GREAT PANGEA"

    • @dbgz5506
      @dbgz5506 4 года назад

      City Morgue he was back in high school he’s said it before in a video

  • @nawafa991
    @nawafa991 4 года назад +40

    HE IS PLAYING DARK SOULS MUSIC. ITS CANON REQUIS IS A DARK SOULS BOSS

    • @dantemorganti8431
      @dantemorganti8431 4 года назад

      What’s music or song?

    • @RuskiFuze01
      @RuskiFuze01 4 года назад

      @@dantemorganti8431 dark souls music. During 2:00 to 2:30 he uses a song called Iudex Gundyr from Dark Souls 3. (Btw that’s an I not L)

  • @hajjamajd
    @hajjamajd 4 года назад +425

    Requis could 1v1 goku and make him look like a kindergartner, lights death note wouldn’t even scratch requis, no amount of nen or chakra could even cross requis’ mind

    • @infectedmist7039
      @infectedmist7039 4 года назад +9

      He’d sit him down in 3 seconds

    • @Skyy4life
      @Skyy4life 4 года назад

      Infected Mist Cc I am missing 1 subscribers for 25.6k please pity😊 😊 I'm bossing hard ... thank you if you help me😭

    • @alv8rez
      @alv8rez 4 года назад +7

      Infected Mist that’s dumb bruh. It’s obviously 1 millisecond

    • @chee6610
      @chee6610 4 года назад +1

      No no Requis would FIST him get it right

    • @infectedmist7039
      @infectedmist7039 4 года назад +2

      Captain Price the other time is Requis taunting

  • @allswagandRASkid
    @allswagandRASkid 4 года назад +183

    A long time ago after constructing the earth, Requis met a woman and they wed. They had children who are now known as the human race.

    • @lazarus75
      @lazarus75 4 года назад +4

      Nah those aren't his children, humans are too much of pussies to be related to the demi-god

    • @rawdoobie
      @rawdoobie 4 года назад +1

      god and the devil handcrafted this man

    • @rileypittman1307
      @rileypittman1307 4 года назад

      Requis would be too disappointed in the world today. We would become resurrected to destroy what he created

  • @AprilOceann
    @AprilOceann 4 года назад +279

    “Requis doesn’t throw kicks”-jev
    Also jev:kicks people

    • @The_Pimba
      @The_Pimba 4 года назад +42

      Those aren't kicks, those are leg air thrusts Requis does to stretch his legs out

    • @GlideLethal
      @GlideLethal 4 года назад +1

      That’s so funny......

    • @papalv4184
      @papalv4184 4 года назад +2

      @@GlideLethal yeah it is pretty funny

    • @GlideLethal
      @GlideLethal 4 года назад +1

      lvgodflaco yea ik

    • @theotakumafia9781
      @theotakumafia9781 4 года назад

      Those are faints, the enemy is getting hit by a large amount of wind pressure because of the faints

  • @matthewsather3045
    @matthewsather3045 4 года назад +18

    “His abdominals are edged to the shape of Great Pangea”

  • @coltonholm5683
    @coltonholm5683 4 года назад +185

    Jev: “I always start losing in the beginning.” Yeah it’s because the opponents head isn’t caved in yet

  • @smilten8820
    @smilten8820 4 года назад +124

    Requis once had a race with time
    Time is still running

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад +1

      *ROMANTIC REQUIS*
      Reports say that requis just proposed to Mother Nature on Jupiter yesterday.

    • @kellog2936
      @kellog2936 4 года назад

      You brang back this old comment a year ago

  • @xboxboy8667
    @xboxboy8667 4 года назад +87

    “This man sat down and got up more than musical chairs. Jev 2020

  • @darkworlddealer8870
    @darkworlddealer8870 4 года назад +15

    Best quote ever has to be “it shouldn’t say looking for opponent it should say LOKING FOR VICTIM”

  • @ilikebuoys5273
    @ilikebuoys5273 4 года назад +562

    "the only time Requis ever threw a kick, his opponent died." *Requis throws a kick, and the guy doesnt die* Everybody: "Blasphemy!"

    • @youngkrillz732
      @youngkrillz732 4 года назад +52

      Dont worry that kick was only using 0.00000001% of his power. The only thing that was damaged was DC's nervous system

    • @youngkrillz732
      @youngkrillz732 4 года назад +23

      And his internet went out.

    • @Zenikai_
      @Zenikai_ 4 года назад +25

      nah, this is a pre saga. Requis doesn't even know he's a demi-god yet. plus the kicks he throw internally damaged his opponent.

    • @JaviGarcia1
      @JaviGarcia1 4 года назад

      Zenikai 🤯

    • @MrHackTheGibson
      @MrHackTheGibson 3 года назад

      Requis didn't throw that kick. It was a toe poke.

  • @MasterShifu34
    @MasterShifu34 4 года назад +74

    When requis took his first step, Gods trembled.

  • @subscribeifyouwant2364
    @subscribeifyouwant2364 4 года назад +28

    When Requis looked in the mirror, there was no reflection cause he is the one and only.

  • @Outlast_Gaming
    @Outlast_Gaming 3 года назад +1

    REQUIS doesn't have respect, RESPECT HAS REQUIS!!

  • @Colin-dy7rq
    @Colin-dy7rq 4 года назад +118

    Karen: I want to speak to your boss
    *Out walks requis*
    Karen: Understandable have a nice day

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад +5

      Requis: the customer is never right. The employees are never right. Requis infallible.

    • @Kaiokendrew
      @Kaiokendrew 4 года назад

      @@sonnyfox60 DEMIGOD REQUIS is always right.

    • @umairr.z
      @umairr.z 4 года назад

      Correction *out walks the Demi god requis*

  • @rorythompson9509
    @rorythompson9509 4 года назад +78

    Requis: *Throws head kick* Me: "Wait that’s illegal"

  • @nateseger4977
    @nateseger4977 4 года назад +42

    we can all agree that we’ve been waiting on this one.

  • @Patty__007
    @Patty__007 Год назад +1

    Jev using a legit metal scream for his UFC voice😂

  • @attatara5364
    @attatara5364 4 года назад +54

    "I feel bad for him"
    1 second later
    "BOOOOOM"

  • @mkultra8244
    @mkultra8244 4 года назад +45

    “HES DEAD ITS OVER” summing up Requis in 1 phrase

  • @ajitam48
    @ajitam48 4 года назад +73

    This is not the real requis this requis throws kicks, requis never throws kicks, my theory is that somehow bizzaro requis trapped the demigod requis and took over, but i think we all know that once the real requis comes back, he will rip the head off this copycat

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings 2 года назад +6

    Before UFC 4, Requis threw one kick in his entire life. It was said to have landed with such hard impact that the shockwave melted the brain matter of his enemy, killing his opponent

  • @D1scoDom
    @D1scoDom 4 года назад +89

    Requis’s body is to scared to tell him it hurts

    • @triunity686
      @triunity686 4 года назад +1

      @VerySoour I agree

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +2

      "float like a butterfly, punch like a fucking jackhammer"

  • @mf_ducky
    @mf_ducky 4 года назад +75

    no ones going to bring up the fact that requis thru the first kick in his career

    • @ferminramos1125
      @ferminramos1125 4 года назад +9

      They said that it couldn't be done, but it's TRUE. HE'S EVOLVING......

    • @PlainMilk
      @PlainMilk 4 года назад +2

      Nah in another episode the first kick Requis threw completely decimated his opponent

    • @jcp6
      @jcp6 4 года назад +1

      THE REAL REQUIS DOES NOT THROW KICKS!

  • @rizesteez9639
    @rizesteez9639 4 года назад +36

    Jev: yells the whole vid
    The Neighbours: i think it's time to move away

  • @WenG.93
    @WenG.93 3 года назад +4

    2021 and I'm still waiting for Requis videos 😭

    • @gr1ffvisuals491
      @gr1ffvisuals491 3 года назад

      you heard what he said though at the end. i think he's just over it trying to get wins and make content for us.

    • @WenG.93
      @WenG.93 3 года назад

      @@gr1ffvisuals491 I know but will not lose any hopes Requis will get us another good video

  • @Soyify
    @Soyify 4 года назад +31

    Requis enters ring:
    Opponent: “Now this is a avengers level threat.”

  • @Ramofications
    @Ramofications 4 года назад +121

    I wish jev was my hype man lol “THE DEMIGOD

  • @raybandolphin3820
    @raybandolphin3820 4 года назад +26

    The Demigod has evolved. The cosmic level kicks have changed him. Ascended him to an even higher plain. Not only has Requis' vessel of a human form become perfection incarnate, his ruthlessness and lust for victory have multiplied

    • @youngkrillz732
      @youngkrillz732 4 года назад +1

      And thats only using 0.000001% of his overall power! And 1000000% fear, masculinity, fried chicken and a bed sheet!

    • @vita1ogy.
      @vita1ogy. 4 года назад +1

      It's Requis Deluxe. It's the best version of our DEMIGOD.

  • @WisdomCat2198
    @WisdomCat2198 4 года назад +1

    Jev has cleaner metal vocals than most bands these days.

  • @Sleepy-wf1lc
    @Sleepy-wf1lc 4 года назад +74

    Requis doesn't throw punches he just allows you to be hit

  • @lucasmfn5800
    @lucasmfn5800 4 года назад +66

    "My kid came out but he's looking more like my friend than me"

    • @thatguy647
      @thatguy647 4 года назад +3

      Looking more like requis

  • @bumpkin_patrickzz3312
    @bumpkin_patrickzz3312 4 года назад +80

    REQUIS doesn't feel pain his nerves are COVER BY PURE MUSCLE AND MASCULINITY

  • @swaggyd8386
    @swaggyd8386 4 года назад

    i could listen to commentary like this all day it’s so peaceful

  • @scraxdax9362
    @scraxdax9362 4 года назад +44

    It’s funny to think we’re getting some of jevs vocals when he’s yelling about requis. Challenge accepted: make entrance music for requis and you screaming in it

  • @rex0311
    @rex0311 4 года назад +50

    “My wife is pregnant but Requis has bills to pay”

    • @kailaw8784
      @kailaw8784 4 года назад +4

      No he makes the landlord pay him to not kill him

  • @ABeezyDaJoint
    @ABeezyDaJoint 4 года назад +117

    jev - “requis doesnt kick”, also jev *throws like 18 head kicks*

    • @SS-iu1re
      @SS-iu1re 4 года назад

      And knees, this is bs

    • @vita1ogy.
      @vita1ogy. 4 года назад +19

      @@SS-iu1re This isn't bs, this is Requis DELUXE.

    • @k____8637
      @k____8637 4 года назад +21

      This Is *REQUIS* *REQUIEM*

    • @vita1ogy.
      @vita1ogy. 4 года назад +2

      @@k____8637 *REQUIS ULTIMATE*

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад

      This is Requises dad prequis

  • @doryzdutchman7517
    @doryzdutchman7517 2 года назад

    "His abdominals are etched in the shape of the Great Pangea" will forever be my favorite Jev quote. Get Requis his own T-Shirt with that quote on it

  • @fliptricks7679
    @fliptricks7679 4 года назад +43

    When requis stands in front of a train the train stops for him

  • @griffin3749
    @griffin3749 4 года назад +28

    Could you imagine being Jevs neighbor, then you just hear “BOOM BOOM, OVERWHELMING STRENGTH, REQUIS!!!!” Like shit this man has his own fighting ring in his house

    • @MRdoomPAY
      @MRdoomPAY Год назад +2

      I know this is a old comment but this comment is fucking funny 😂

  • @IsMaski
    @IsMaski 4 года назад +17

    When REQUIS goes to workout, the machines get stronger!

  • @TheKillergun98
    @TheKillergun98 4 года назад +1

    The shotgun blows when he uppercuts are why I subbed

  • @scythyus3011
    @scythyus3011 4 года назад +32

    The police calls requis when they are scared

  • @bokcricardoooxd2819
    @bokcricardoooxd2819 4 года назад +44

    REQUIS’s Beard IS THE BLACK HOLE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM 😂😂

  • @triggz16
    @triggz16 4 года назад +63

    When Requis was little he told his parents when their bedtime was

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад +3

      Requises teachers handed *completed homework to him.

    • @keenanhorne1539
      @keenanhorne1539 4 года назад +2

      Sonny Fox yeah that’s how it works?

    • @Scorpion-bd1ow
      @Scorpion-bd1ow 4 года назад +1

      Requis singlehandedly made all of the Greek and Roman gods bow at his will

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад

      Keenan Horne should’ve been more specific.

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 4 года назад

      John Lardizabal requis is a god among gods

  • @T0SHD
    @T0SHD 3 года назад +2

    miss this it’s so entertaining

  • @youngflopper7744
    @youngflopper7744 4 года назад +62

    I’m convinced jev just did the voice over for this he wasn’t the one playing. Requis doesn’t throw kicks

    • @7mileTen
      @7mileTen 4 года назад +1

      They air thrust

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 4 года назад +14

    When Requis phone rings in a movie theater the technicians pause the movie.

  • @chill78
    @chill78 4 года назад +19

    "I got Requis Damascus and Obsidian but he already demolished half of the universe"

  • @therealquesty5231
    @therealquesty5231 2 года назад

    Ok when jev gets really into his commentary this man sounds like a metal vocalist

  • @cooper_felix
    @cooper_felix 4 года назад +4

    I love how Jev is respectful to the other player by not hitting them when they’re afk at round start or just standing there, and then proceeds to rock them with punches 10 second later

  • @Boy123Jim
    @Boy123Jim 4 года назад +7

    "THIS MAN GOT UP & SAT DOWN MORE THAN MUSICAL CHAIRS"🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanmacpherson3720
    @ryanmacpherson3720 4 года назад +10

    When requis threw a kick I knew jev wasent in control anymore..... im sorry.... but September is over

  • @0xxpatoxx064
    @0xxpatoxx064 4 года назад +14

    " Requis threw a kick and now the VICTIM is in a parallel universe"