The lady, CAT DEELEY, swearing at the audience, was part of a comedy show that was poking fun at Britain's Got Talent. Swearing is just a way of life for some people !
@@reactingtomyroots the cat deely is from peter kays Britons got the pop factor it's a comedy spoof and actually very funny . The guy falling out if the car us Warwick Davis he played a wookie in the star wars films..the guy putting the whisk in his mouth is from a programed called come dine with me and that was our x priminister boris johnson who knocked the child over .. and breath lol
They were in fits of laughter when Gino D'acampo said if his grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike, because 'bike' is a slang term for a promiscuous woman, and Gino being Italian, didn't realise it sounded like he was calling his grandma a 'ho' on live TV!
If my nan/mom had wheels she'd be a wheelbarrow/bike/tramway car are all quite common phrases in Italian, with different local flavors. In Milano we go with "If my mom had wheel she'd be a tramway car" (se la mia mama la gh'aveva i reudd l'era un tranvai in dialect).
@@alicetwainThat definitely loses something in translation, I think it would be better if it was translated just to "tram" as it would be better cadence for a funny saying.
@@YanksandBritsProductions They have nothing better to do, probably just jealous because they haven't got the guts to start a channel of their own, so live their strange troll lives through someone elses channel. Their mission is to make everyone else as miserable as they are. Have you noticed most of these idiots can't even spell properly and don't let me get started on the grammar and punctuation. They are probably not even employed so this is what they do instead to k*'ll time in their mundane lives. How thick can they really be, that they somehow feel forced to watch something they don't like. I mean its not like its a rocket science decision, just dont watch it if you don't like it...what Weirdos!
Ronnie Pickering was a bare knuckle fighter for the town of Hull, where I live. After this was shown on RUclips, he became famous all over the country with everybody saying the famous line he said on the video 😂😂😂
My mrs is polish and it took her a while after coming to england to realise we all take the piss out of each other and mean nothing by it.its just a way of life.we don't take it too serious
Swearing (cussing) in front of children is absolutely NOT a cultural norm here. You have just watched a video of people who are the pits of society in the UK
At 2:26, thats a man called the Wealdstone Raider (Gordon Hill), he become one of them internet sensations from this clip, he also gained a lot of work from this and gave it to charity, one being a music track (cannot remember if it made it to number one in the UK).
LBC interview 2014: James O'Brien (presenter): "What about if a group of German children [moved in]? What's the difference?" (Farage's wife is German born and he had previously said most British people would not want to live next door to Romanian men) Farage: "You know what the difference is …'
Cursing is definitely viewed as a grown up thing here too. My mum would've killed me if I'd sworn at her as a kid! I think there are certain types of people that don't mind...😬xx
My parents were like that when I was an adolescent, but they let it slip when I was a teenager. My grandma, who was very religious, would have given me a right telling off.
@@Alaina-sq1ve one morning Dad wanted to do the house work while mam was working Dad told me to go play football on a small pitch, i didn't want to go and i was going out the back yard i gave the 2 finger salute and he saw me lol, ran away for a few hours, it was bloody freezing 🥶
The man with the whisk in his mouth then put the whisk back in the mixture. This is a cooking show where strangers eat at each others house and are then marked out of ten.
The rougher the family perhaps swearing is allowed from the kids as the parents do. None of the families I know swear that much, certainly not in front of kids, and only in extreme circumstances. People tend to look down on people like that.
Swearing in public has become commonplace for the last couple of generations. I was born in the 50's and never used swearwords in public and definitely never in front of my parents. Nowadays, I have heard young kids use the 'F' word towards their parents in supermarkets. But sadly the 'parents' are just as bad.
Okay a breakdown because it can be hard to “get” British humour: Clip 1: over here it is not uncommon for the post man or delivery companies to knock on your door and ask if you’d take a parcel for your neighbour because they’re not in. It’s courteous to take it and the delivery company will notify the neighbour the parcel is next door and your neighbour comes round to get it when they’re home. This guy is doing a skit where he’s being a knob and saying no he won’t take the parcel for them. Clip 2: the news anchor was reading a headline and they cut it so it sounded like he was saying good evening (you know what’s) Clip 3: this is a clip from a show called “come dine with me” where 4 random members of the public dine at each others houses and score the food and entertainment. This guy was making cheesecake and chose that way to lick the whisk clean 🤯 Clip 4: quiz show called The Chase. It’s common practice that the Chaser (the woman) and the guest are rude to each other. Clip 5: some little man at a local football game thinking he’s hard (tough). He’s saying, “you want some, or what?” (Do you want to fight) and “I’ll give you some,” (I’ll beat you up) because the camera guy called him out for what he was yelling. Clip 6: an old Vine video where the girls were trying to show their singing skills and their mum revealed their dirty habits 😂 Clip 7: British road rage is something else. The accents make it hilarious. Clip 8: there’s no way that guy didn’t know about the coke under the bacon butties 😂 Clip 9: Nigel Farage annoyed a LOT of people by lying about the benefits we’d receive from Brexit. He was for Brexit and stopping immigration and the little girl had obviously been put up to saying he hates foreigners without Farage knowing. Clip 10: swearing and calling someone names is quite commonplace. If it’s someone you know and like (friend/family) it’s taken in jest. A lot of kids pick up swearing from their parents. Unfortunately some don’t teach their kids when it’s appropriate and not. Clip 11: The This Morning show. Gino is the chef and he made macaroni cheese with ham or bacon in it. The host Holly said it’s like a British carbonara. Italian Gino gets offended by this and says they are very different things and uses the analogy that if his grandmother had wheels she’d have been a bike (because so many guys have ridden her 😏) and the hosts collapsed into giggles. Clip 12: Boris Johnson, ex prime minister, was supposed to be lightheartedly playing rugby with some kids. In true Boris fashion he was too competitive and ploughed down a child. Clip 13: Nan - self explanatory Clip 14: terrible people on X-Factor. Speaks for itself. The crowd reactions are the best lol Clip 15: in some areas there are well known people/tough guys who obviously expect everyone to know who they are and not mess with them. Ronnie Pickering is no exception. Clip 16: more road rage, this time towards cyclists (the bane of British drivers lives) Clip 17: This is a skit making fun of shows like X Factor where the audience don’t shut up so the host can read results. It was for Comedy Relief, a charity event that takes place every year and people raise money and the tv shows will do parodies of their usual shows etc. You should check that out! This is the lovely Cat Deeley pretending to read the XFactor results or something similar. Clip 18: Leader of the Labour Party high-fiving a boob. He could have been a great PM if he wasn’t so tragically blah. Clip 19: Katie Hopkins on the This Morning show saying you can tell someone is lower class if they name their child after a place, (like Brooklyn). Phil reveals that Katie’s daughter is called India. Clip 20: Greggs bakery plastic bag in the face. Classic! 😂 Clip 21: disdain for David Cameron the former PM was high at the time. The news anchor was commenting on the angle of the shot taken where it looks like Cameron is talking to a tree. He might as well have been tbh. Clip 22: the man is trying to tell a joke, “what does a man with a 2 inch🍆 have for his tea (dinner)” before he can give the punchline the wife cuts in saying he’s having chicken and chips…insinuating something unfortunate about her husband. Clip 23: British kids having meltdowns. All kids having meltdowns. Especially over monopoly. Again, the British urge to make fun of this sort of thing is standard. That clip will probably be brought up at every family event that kid goes to for the rest of his life. Clip 24: Warwick Davies falling out of his car. Clip 25: the father of comedian Jack Whitehall talking about how shop assistants, especially American ones, are continually in your business as soon as you walk into a shop. The British just like to be left alone to peruse and ask for help if they need it. Small talk is frowned upon. Clip 26: A clip from Geordie Shore (like Jersey Shore) but following people from Newcastle. The guy is saying, “what is going on, Chloe is unreal at ice skating. I might whack my chopper (🍆) in the freezer and get her to do some pirouettes on it.” He is rather uncouthly saying he wants to sleep with her. Clip 27: Countdown is a word and numbers game. The woman thinks she has that word in the letters but is actually short one letter. A lot of people will have called her that word because of that blunder. Clip 28: Meghan Markle visiting a British school to talk about international women’s day and asks a student to stand up and say why it’s important. In typical British schoolboy fashion the lad gets up and instead talks about how beautiful Meghan is. Clip 29: highlights how formal and casual the British can be in scary/horrific situations. Clip 30: this guy is the epitome of someone who would have the piss taken out of them on the daily by his friends because he is too lovely. Clip 31: people were seriously calling the police, it was hilarious. Clip 32: I think that gorilla clip was done on purpose 😂 Clip 33: just an idiot thinking he’s advancing father’s rights Clip 34: Piers speaking for all of us that have to endure the mind numbingly dense folk they put on shows like Love Island 😂 Clip 35: Eyebrows girl. This was a show that filmed inside British high schools. (Check out Educating Yorkshire). Some heartwarming stories came about from the show but mostly it just showcased what idiots British teens can be. Clip 36: the carpets in every Wetherspoon pub are different but always a crazy pattern. This guy has visited a lot of them. Clip 37: Harvey is the autistic and blind son of model Katie Price. He is well known for swearing and offending people (he doesn’t know better). That was his way of giving the middle finger. Clip 38: old folk recording a birthday message for a Leanne. Robert says Happy Birthday but guy in the middle tells him to get away because his breath is minging (gross). Clip 39: Classic British sarcasm.
I have to be honest I’ve seen a lot of supposedly funny videos of children swearing in both USA and UK films and I think the majority of you Americans are the same as us Brits in that we wouldn’t swear in front of children or accept our children doing it. I suppose all nations have those families that don’t care how they bring children up
An interesting mix, some really good examples of British comedy, in my opinion, would be the 2 Ronnie's four candles sketch, only fools and horses, blackadder goes forth, on the busses etc whilst different kind of thing as there actual sitcoms or comedy shows would definitely be worth a look
Oh gawd, my neighbours are actually as grim and vulgar as some of the people on the clips. It's genuinely terrible! I can't wait to move! They are completely revolting! Literally leave their poor dog outside barking all day, too but the RSPCA can't do anything 😢 Honestly, guys, when you get the trolls on here trying to tell you how to raise your already incredibly well turned out daughter, you can now put a face to them!! It is literally the parents in these clips and they say their nonsense through jealousy! ❤
In regards to swearing, to us Brits it's fairly normal as it is part of everyday speech as we hear it on tv and in the street almost all of the time. I'm aware that in certain areas of the states, religion plays a huge part in the way that people's lives are controlled and believe me when I say, that's not freedom.
@@Elaineshaw-d6mActually swearing amplifies your vocab. It's not like you substitute every other word with a swear, always the same and repeatedly. You rather learn how to use them in context because you don't want to say "arse" when you mean "bum". And when context isn't an issue they become more like ponctuation, decoration: they don't carry the meaning, they just add flair. A big cultural difference is that the Brits, like us Italians (just in a milder way compared to us, since we tend to prefer to swear God, the Holy Mary, all saints, the government, and the Savoia family) tend to swear appropriately, while sometimes Americans just stick a "f*ck" here and there as though they meant it, even when it's not in context.
Lol.... Swearing is a beautiful thing when done correctly, I shall see if I can find a Billy Connolly clip where he examples the multiple ways to use the word f**k, totally hilarious and on point....
@@fuzielectron5172F*ck only? This is a XIX century sonnet with the various ways to call the dick in the Roman dialect. Er padre de li Santi (Giuseppe Gioachino Belli) Er cazzo se pò ddì rradica, uscello, Ciscio, nerbo, tortóre, pennarolo, Pezzo-de-carne, manico, scetròlo, Asperge, cucuzzòla e stennarello. Cavicchio, canaletto e cchiavistello, Er giónco, er guercio, er mio, nèrchia, pirolo, Attaccapanni, moccolo, bbruggnolo, Inguilla, torciorecchio, e mmanganello. Zeppa e bbatòcco, cavola e tturaccio, E mmaritozzo, e ccannella, e ppipino, E ssalame, e ssarciccia, ssanguinaccio. Poi scafa, canocchiale, arma, bbambino: Poi torzo, crescimmano, catenaccio, Mànnola, e mmi’-fratello-piccinino. E tte lascio perzino Ch’er mi’ dottore lo chiama cotale, Fallo, asta, verga, e mmembro naturale. Cuer vecchio de spezziale Disce Priapo; e la su’ mojje, pene, seggno per dio che nun je torna bbene. Roma, 6 dicembre 1832.
I was quite looking forward to seeing it after reading they were the funniest clips but half of them I didn't even understand either and some were just people acting up or being brats and not funny at all. 🤨
7:43 that is a clip from a series by Ricky Gervais called Lifes Too Short, it's kind of a spin off of his series Extras. They involve celebrities playing weird twisted versions of themselves
I once said 'bloody' in front my mum as a child and she made me get a bowl of soapy water to wash my mouth out. Fortunately, she told me to stop just as I was about to put the soap bar in my mouth! But maybe times are changing….
Only recently found this channel. When it comes to our humour, there are classics from each generation that is worth looking at. If you've not seen some, or any, of the following, I'd recommend you look at them to get an idea of our psyche: Steptoe & Son, Morecambe & Wise, The Two Ronnies, The Goon Show, Blackadder, Victoria Wood, Mock The Week and Taskmaster.
The guy at 2:26 is the Wealdstone Raider. He has raised hundreds of thousands of pounds for Great Ormond Street children's hospital off the back of that video going viral.
My most embarrassing moment ever was when I passed out of basic Royal Airforce Training to pass on to my technical training and my family was joining all the other families and I was in my dress uniform and met them coming into the car park. I put my head into the car and my brother was in the back seat of the car - wearing a green suit!! I said the F word in front of my mum, my head dropped to the window sill. I was mortified! This was back in 1969 and I can still remember it even now. I still have trouble swearing in front of women and children!!
Anne Hegarty, the lady with the sore throat was actually a member of our second team in a local quiz league, she had aspirations to get into the first six but just wasn't good enough, four of our six have I.Q's over 150 on the world renowned MENSA test, which has a highest score of 223. Mine is 181, two have 179 one has 172 and one has 167. Anne is way behind on 139 as far as I know. Still clever though.
The lady (Cat Deeley) who shouted at the audience and told them to shut the f**k up was actually from a Peter Kay Comedy....so shouldn't be on here, though the programme itself was brilliant.
Minging - the sound of flies humming around you because you smell so bad you've attracted enough for them to make a noise. Basically saying you're smelly (and probably dirty too). It's Scottish slang but it spread to the surrounding nations in the late 90's.
The woman with the blonde hair that you thought was live tv. It was part of a funny tv program, with a guy comedian called peter kay, it was a skit of the x factor- he played a transgender called Geraldine. And she wins the show. It was called, Britains got the pop factor.
It's pretty much the same everywhere - as a kid you can't swear around adults without getting punished. However there is no similar compunction about swearing around kids. I was working before I could swear round my mum and dad, I was in my twenties before I swore in front of my grandparents. They had all been swearing in front of me forever. I went into a factory job quite wellspoken and when I came out the other side I had to retrain myself so I could go for an office job and speak on the phones. (I heard myself on a recording and every second or third word had been a curse word that I wasn't even aware I was saying.)
@@brigidsingleton1596 I'm glad you haven't, i wasn't allowed to when i was growing up and i also never encouraged it but times have changed and so many more children are swearing and some even to there parents, but occasionally when a meme turns up that a kid swears on it i cant help but laugh
@@bigdaddi9966 The tale my (then) husband told me about taking our firstborn child, when she was about just two years old, to our local park, watching her as she climbed the (three short steps to the) 'baby slide' and, as she paused at the 'top' - all of approx 18 inches from the ground - for effect, (she was always quite deliberately "over-dramatic") she 'apparently' (I wasn't there to see or hear her performance) "_YELLED_" at the top of her two-year old voice... "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!" (!!!) - causing her father to 'go into complete meltdown' of parental embarrassment!! I, when he told me, burst out laughing, and he was "quite indignant"!! I still think it sounded funny because she had _no idea_ about the effect her little outburst had in her dad, nor of any she might have had on any other person within earshot - though apparently there was no one else nearby!! I'd still have laughed if it had been me there instead of him...(though I'd have turned away from her momentarily as I laughed, not showing her my amusement at her performance) It was merely an innocent act of a child having repeated something she'd obviously heard (said by me, probably, in some unguarded moment) - but I still feel no shame for that!! So, 🎵"I'm bad, I'm bad"🎵 it happens... I hadn't gone 'beyond the beyond' and said 'F' or 'C' or anything like that!! ...and, strange as it might sound, I _hate_ the words: "b*llo**s" and "cr*p" and _never_ use _them_!! 😳🥺🤔🏴🙂🇬🇧🖖
I can't help but laugh when people from other countries hear the swearing, it's a British thing, even the posh gits do it and yes kids as well, it's basically a second language to some.
A little bit of Latin: 'etc', a spot of French: "c'est la vie", a tad of German: (bitte?!) And some good old-fashioned 'English Blue' - "Fduck's sake" ... Makes life _interesting_ , does it not?!?😊❤🤔🙂🏴❤️🇬🇧🖖
The small man that fell out of the car is warrick davis yet again another tv program. It was meant to happen. It was called lifes to short, very funny guy.. he playes a ewok in star wars
I don’t know about different culture - I found those kids swearing as shocking as you did. What I have noticed about cursing is strangers in the uk are more likely to curse to one another - day a ride rage incident or if someone takes your parking spot. People are quicker to say “f**k off” etc But when I experienced similar incidents In the USA I was unnerved by the politeness in what were obvious aggressive situations and my American friend afterwards explained that sometimes people don’t just curse because if the other person had a gun cursing at him is young to make them more likely to shoot you. Was an eye opening experience.
My parents always let me swear and would swear themselves. They made sure I understood the appropriate context. I was the only kid who never got in trouble for swearing. I still don't make a habit of it but it's just normal language and has its uses 😄Not saying you should or shouldn't let kids swear but that was my experience xx
Alot of these are viral clips that out of context are a bit more shocking than funny but of you're a brit that grew up sharing some of these clips I have to say i was laughing my head off 😂 sorry for the swearing, its how we show love 😂
I'm not sure that children cussing in front of adults is necessarily just a culture thing. I'm adult now and would still never dare use bad language in front of my mum. It wouldn't be tolerated and that's it. I didn't swear around my kids when they were growing up either. I don't really find it all that funny when children swear. It's quite sad that that is language they are obviously used to hearing really.
The Gino one is the perfect example of why you can't directly translate phrases into another language. Normally it just sounds odd, but some like that end up being hilarious.
Steve you should watch some little Britain or harry Enfield and chums to see what British comedy is really all about :D or maybe even some Monty python, though some of that is very weird!
I’ve seen this complication used in many American videos and it’s such a let down. The ‘nans a bike’ clip is soo much funnier if you watch the whole segment of that.. they cut it off to a point no one understands the joke. But definitely search up ‘gino holly and Phil’ and it will likely be the first clip that appears. Definitely the funniest thing out there whole clip
the midget that fell out of the Range Rover was Warwick Davis, who was Willow in the film of the same name, as well as being various characters in Star Wars and Harry Potter.
@@straightouttacornwall I think you could slip past YTs eye always scanning for hate speech with that one, two words that are accurate and as far as I'm aware, yet to be banned!🤣👍
@@martindunstan8043 Give it 5 years mate and they will probably remove the chat function entirely! I'm really surprised there hasn't been a new youtube created yet that allows free speech. I think it will happen one day
Steve, I was watching the final round of the Players Championship at Sawgrass on Sunday. Have you and Brian Harman ever been seen in the same room together?
the clip at 5:50 is fake. it is from a Peter Kay show called "Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice". which is taking the mick out of all the talent shows on British TV.
I hate to hear a swear word coming out of a childs mouth, but sadly, they are hearing this bad language at home and will grow up thinking it's acceptable.
Oh, shit, that must be a huge problem, see how I grew up bloody damaged? (Indeed, at home we go stright to swears, which don't tanslate in English at all, you are too mild.)
Mark Etchingham Fully Ron Burgundied it didn't he? I've not seen these... from the thumbnail, I thought it was the same compilating everyone and their dog's reacted to (I don't actually know of any actual dogs having reacted to it though, sorry) Yeah, that man flattening a child was our former prime minister, Boris Johnson. And no, worse if anything. I didn't vote for him. I was blessed with a brain. Well some of those were just embarrassing. Also, this compilation reminds me... thank you, from all of Britain, for taking Piers Morgan. We can only apologise for him, but thank you for taking him. Do you want Nigel Farage as well?
A Greggs bag hitting you in the face is the most British thing I've ever seen 🤣
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i was going to comment this as well.... the fact its a greggs bag makes it so much funnier
I'm not gonna lie, our small little island is jam packed full of raving lunatics but I love it.
hahah! We love y'all too.
Agreed 😂😂😂
the guy who knocked the kid down while playing rugby was Boris Johnson, who was the Prime minister.
I have to admit, I cried when I saw that on TV 😂
The lady, CAT DEELEY, swearing at the audience, was part of a comedy show that was poking fun at Britain's Got Talent.
Swearing is just a way of life for some people !
There's nothing wrong per se with swearing...but there's a time and s place where it's inappropriate of course.
Wow, that seemed real! Would have never guessed it was a parody.
@@reactingtomyroots the cat deely is from peter kays Britons got the pop factor it's a comedy spoof and actually very funny . The guy falling out if the car us Warwick Davis he played a wookie in the star wars films..the guy putting the whisk in his mouth is from a programed called come dine with me and that was our x priminister boris johnson who knocked the child over .. and breath lol
Yeah was Peter Kay thing
They were in fits of laughter when Gino D'acampo said if his grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike, because 'bike' is a slang term for a promiscuous woman, and Gino being Italian, didn't realise it sounded like he was calling his grandma a 'ho' on live TV!
He knew what he was saying
If my nan/mom had wheels she'd be a wheelbarrow/bike/tramway car are all quite common phrases in Italian, with different local flavors. In Milano we go with "If my mom had wheel she'd be a tramway car" (se la mia mama la gh'aveva i reudd l'era un tranvai in dialect).
"The town bike" as in "everyone's had a ride".
@@alicetwainThat definitely loses something in translation, I think it would be better if it was translated just to "tram" as it would be better cadence for a funny saying.
@@WookieWarriorz as any self-respecting Italian. Italians never joke about football and food.
"Enough rambling from us." Us? Really? Steve rarely lets Lindsey finish a sentence 😂
He beardly stop's long enough to take a breath, like an old fishwife wife gossiping. . 🤣🤣👍👍
@@YanksandBritsProductions ....I'm not clear what message you're trying to convey, but I'm sure it must be a positive one.
@@YanksandBritsProductions They have nothing better to do, probably just jealous because they haven't got the guts to start a channel of their own, so live their strange troll lives through someone elses channel. Their mission is to make everyone else as miserable as they are.
Have you noticed most of these idiots can't even spell properly and don't let me get started on the grammar and punctuation. They are probably not even employed so this is what they do instead to k*'ll time in their mundane lives.
How thick can they really be, that they somehow feel forced to watch something they don't like. I mean its not like its a rocket science decision, just dont watch it if you don't like it...what Weirdos!
(If not) John Prescott punching an egg thrower should be up there too! Always had me in stitches 😂🤣🤣
Ronnie Pickering was a bare knuckle fighter for the town of Hull, where I live. After this was shown on RUclips, he became famous all over the country with everybody saying the famous line he said on the video 😂😂😂
Who? 😂
No one messes with Ron if you do you come out a cripple
In case you didn't know, 'Nan' is another term for 'Grandmother'. 😃
'Naan' (Indian flatbread) is probably more confusing to an American.
My mrs is polish and it took her a while after coming to england to realise we all take the piss out of each other and mean nothing by it.its just a way of life.we don't take it too serious
I think it’s lovely, actually.
I blooming love the Ron Pickering video. You need to watch the whole video of it. Blooming hilarious 🤣
Don't mess with him ron is not to be underestimated
*the "you want some" guy is the Wealdstone raider, he's a bit of a celebrity now* 😂
the guy saying he didn’t know about the coke in with the buns, oh he KNEW!!! that was his supply 😂😂
Swearing (cussing) in front of children is absolutely NOT a cultural norm here. You have just watched a video of people who are the pits of society in the UK
I was thinking that I was thinking, Steve and Lindsey think this is normal? It's not a,nd that's why it's so funny.
Totally agree
You have to be British or lived here for a while to understand some of these 👍🤪
I’m from UK (family roots around 800 years) and I don’t understand some of them 🤷♀️
Well I'm buggered if I cannot even understand some of my own fellow compatriots. Thank god for subtitles!
And speak English 😂
The total irony of the lady saying "RETARD" for the countdown answer, when she had it wrong herself.
Absolutely fantastic!! 😂😂😂
At 2:26, thats a man called the Wealdstone Raider (Gordon Hill), he become one of them internet sensations from this clip, he also gained a lot of work from this and gave it to charity, one being a music track (cannot remember if it made it to number one in the UK).
the guy being called a "racist" is Nigel Farage, who was the one who started Brexit.
The Man, The Legend
Nonsense.
@@spitfirefrench....The Monkey, The Arsehole. See how easy it is to offer an alternative?
@@2eleven48 yes your chosen troll name is
LBC interview 2014:
James O'Brien (presenter): "What about if a group of German children [moved in]? What's the difference?" (Farage's wife is German born and he had previously said most British people would not want to live next door to Romanian men)
Farage: "You know what the difference is …'
Cursing is definitely viewed as a grown up thing here too. My mum would've killed me if I'd sworn at her as a kid! I think there are certain types of people that don't mind...😬xx
Me and my Dad support rival football teams so he'd let a bit of swearing at him when we were watching matches slide lol
Mam and Dad never swore at us and there was 4 off us. Working class Mancs, I'm now 60 and would never swear
@garybradbury9526 exactly I'm working class too. I swear alot now hahah but as a child...noooo way!
My parents were like that when I was an adolescent, but they let it slip when I was a teenager. My grandma, who was very religious, would have given me a right telling off.
@@Alaina-sq1ve one morning Dad wanted to do the house work while mam was working Dad told me to go play football on a small pitch, i didn't want to go and i was going out the back yard i gave the 2 finger salute and he saw me lol, ran away for a few hours, it was bloody freezing 🥶
The man with the whisk in his mouth then put the whisk back in the mixture. This is a cooking show where strangers eat at each others house and are then marked out of ten.
Yuck! That makes it so much worse haha
Ah, yes. Monopoly, the all round the table family game. Memories!
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The rougher the family perhaps swearing is allowed from the kids as the parents do. None of the families I know swear that much, certainly not in front of kids, and only in extreme circumstances. People tend to look down on people like that.
Swearing in public has become commonplace for the last couple of generations. I was born in the 50's and never used swearwords in public and definitely never in front of my parents. Nowadays, I have heard young kids use the 'F' word towards their parents in supermarkets. But sadly the 'parents' are just as bad.
in the 70's i'd have got soap in my mouth for swearing.
Okay a breakdown because it can be hard to “get” British humour:
Clip 1: over here it is not uncommon for the post man or delivery companies to knock on your door and ask if you’d take a parcel for your neighbour because they’re not in. It’s courteous to take it and the delivery company will notify the neighbour the parcel is next door and your neighbour comes round to get it when they’re home. This guy is doing a skit where he’s being a knob and saying no he won’t take the parcel for them.
Clip 2: the news anchor was reading a headline and they cut it so it sounded like he was saying good evening (you know what’s)
Clip 3: this is a clip from a show called “come dine with me” where 4 random members of the public dine at each others houses and score the food and entertainment. This guy was making cheesecake and chose that way to lick the whisk clean 🤯
Clip 4: quiz show called The Chase. It’s common practice that the Chaser (the woman) and the guest are rude to each other.
Clip 5: some little man at a local football game thinking he’s hard (tough). He’s saying, “you want some, or what?” (Do you want to fight) and “I’ll give you some,” (I’ll beat you up) because the camera guy called him out for what he was yelling.
Clip 6: an old Vine video where the girls were trying to show their singing skills and their mum revealed their dirty habits 😂
Clip 7: British road rage is something else. The accents make it hilarious.
Clip 8: there’s no way that guy didn’t know about the coke under the bacon butties 😂
Clip 9: Nigel Farage annoyed a LOT of people by lying about the benefits we’d receive from Brexit. He was for Brexit and stopping immigration and the little girl had obviously been put up to saying he hates foreigners without Farage knowing.
Clip 10: swearing and calling someone names is quite commonplace. If it’s someone you know and like (friend/family) it’s taken in jest. A lot of kids pick up swearing from their parents. Unfortunately some don’t teach their kids when it’s appropriate and not.
Clip 11: The This Morning show. Gino is the chef and he made macaroni cheese with ham or bacon in it. The host Holly said it’s like a British carbonara. Italian Gino gets offended by this and says they are very different things and uses the analogy that if his grandmother had wheels she’d have been a bike (because so many guys have ridden her 😏) and the hosts collapsed into giggles.
Clip 12: Boris Johnson, ex prime minister, was supposed to be lightheartedly playing rugby with some kids. In true Boris fashion he was too competitive and ploughed down a child.
Clip 13: Nan - self explanatory
Clip 14: terrible people on X-Factor. Speaks for itself. The crowd reactions are the best lol
Clip 15: in some areas there are well known people/tough guys who obviously expect everyone to know who they are and not mess with them. Ronnie Pickering is no exception.
Clip 16: more road rage, this time towards cyclists (the bane of British drivers lives)
Clip 17: This is a skit making fun of shows like X Factor where the audience don’t shut up so the host can read results. It was for Comedy Relief, a charity event that takes place every year and people raise money and the tv shows will do parodies of their usual shows etc. You should check that out! This is the lovely Cat Deeley pretending to read the XFactor results or something similar.
Clip 18: Leader of the Labour Party high-fiving a boob. He could have been a great PM if he wasn’t so tragically blah.
Clip 19: Katie Hopkins on the This Morning show saying you can tell someone is lower class if they name their child after a place, (like Brooklyn). Phil reveals that Katie’s daughter is called India.
Clip 20: Greggs bakery plastic bag in the face. Classic! 😂
Clip 21: disdain for David Cameron the former PM was high at the time. The news anchor was commenting on the angle of the shot taken where it looks like Cameron is talking to a tree. He might as well have been tbh.
Clip 22: the man is trying to tell a joke, “what does a man with a 2 inch🍆 have for his tea (dinner)” before he can give the punchline the wife cuts in saying he’s having chicken and chips…insinuating something unfortunate about her husband.
Clip 23: British kids having meltdowns. All kids having meltdowns. Especially over monopoly. Again, the British urge to make fun of this sort of thing is standard. That clip will probably be brought up at every family event that kid goes to for the rest of his life.
Clip 24: Warwick Davies falling out of his car.
Clip 25: the father of comedian Jack Whitehall talking about how shop assistants, especially American ones, are continually in your business as soon as you walk into a shop. The British just like to be left alone to peruse and ask for help if they need it. Small talk is frowned upon.
Clip 26: A clip from Geordie Shore (like Jersey Shore) but following people from Newcastle. The guy is saying, “what is going on, Chloe is unreal at ice skating. I might whack my chopper (🍆) in the freezer and get her to do some pirouettes on it.” He is rather uncouthly saying he wants to sleep with her.
Clip 27: Countdown is a word and numbers game. The woman thinks she has that word in the letters but is actually short one letter. A lot of people will have called her that word because of that blunder.
Clip 28: Meghan Markle visiting a British school to talk about international women’s day and asks a student to stand up and say why it’s important. In typical British schoolboy fashion the lad gets up and instead talks about how beautiful Meghan is.
Clip 29: highlights how formal and casual the British can be in scary/horrific situations.
Clip 30: this guy is the epitome of someone who would have the piss taken out of them on the daily by his friends because he is too lovely.
Clip 31: people were seriously calling the police, it was hilarious.
Clip 32: I think that gorilla clip was done on purpose 😂
Clip 33: just an idiot thinking he’s advancing father’s rights
Clip 34: Piers speaking for all of us that have to endure the mind numbingly dense folk they put on shows like Love Island 😂
Clip 35: Eyebrows girl. This was a show that filmed inside British high schools. (Check out Educating Yorkshire). Some heartwarming stories came about from the show but mostly it just showcased what idiots British teens can be.
Clip 36: the carpets in every Wetherspoon pub are different but always a crazy pattern. This guy has visited a lot of them.
Clip 37: Harvey is the autistic and blind son of model Katie Price. He is well known for swearing and offending people (he doesn’t know better). That was his way of giving the middle finger.
Clip 38: old folk recording a birthday message for a Leanne. Robert says Happy Birthday but guy in the middle tells him to get away because his breath is minging (gross).
Clip 39: Classic British sarcasm.
Thank you. I missed a lot of them because I was reading through these comments! 🤔🙂☺️🏴❤️🇬🇧🖖
Thanks for taking the time to provide the context! :)
Good job!
Thank you so much for taking the time and effort to explain to us non-British what was so funny about each clip.
It is not normal to hear kids swear. It is definitely not polite and would be swiftly sorted out if happened in our family.
Thank fuck I wasnt in your family then
excuse me, my two are 57 and 55 and because we never swore, in front of them they dont.@@WookieWarriorz
@@WookieWarriorzIt’s disgusting to hear kids swear regardless of where you’re from
Also love the phrase “She’s the village bicycle.” (Everybody rides her.)
Parents and children don't swear. They showed a terrible family.
Cussing is horrible, I am in the UK and I hate to see parents yelling and cussing at kids. I didn't get a lot of them either lol
Loved watching, this seeing your faces lol xx
You can swear on TV after 9pm, say whatever you like
I have to be honest I’ve seen a lot of supposedly funny videos of children swearing in both USA and UK films and I think the majority of you Americans are the same as us Brits in that we wouldn’t swear in front of children or accept our children doing it. I suppose all nations have those families that don’t care how they bring children up
An interesting mix, some really good examples of British comedy, in my opinion, would be the 2 Ronnie's four candles sketch, only fools and horses, blackadder goes forth, on the busses etc whilst different kind of thing as there actual sitcoms or comedy shows would definitely be worth a look
Thanks for the suggestions Mark!
Memes aren't my favourite but if it floats your boat...
This one was ok. If they start watching Tiktok I'm out!
Disgustang has transcended pop cultural boundaries, there was a reference to it in sex education on netflix
Oh gawd, my neighbours are actually as grim and vulgar as some of the people on the clips. It's genuinely terrible! I can't wait to move! They are completely revolting! Literally leave their poor dog outside barking all day, too but the RSPCA can't do anything 😢 Honestly, guys, when you get the trolls on here trying to tell you how to raise your already incredibly well turned out daughter, you can now put a face to them!! It is literally the parents in these clips and they say their nonsense through jealousy! ❤
In regards to swearing, to us Brits it's fairly normal as it is part of everyday speech as we hear it on tv and in the street almost all of the time. I'm aware that in certain areas of the states, religion plays a huge part in the way that people's lives are controlled and believe me when I say, that's not freedom.
Having such a restricted vocabulary that regular swearing is a necessary replacement for a more rich language knowledge isn't freedom either.
However, there are times when only "b0!! 0©k$" will do 😂
@@Elaineshaw-d6mActually swearing amplifies your vocab. It's not like you substitute every other word with a swear, always the same and repeatedly. You rather learn how to use them in context because you don't want to say "arse" when you mean "bum". And when context isn't an issue they become more like ponctuation, decoration: they don't carry the meaning, they just add flair. A big cultural difference is that the Brits, like us Italians (just in a milder way compared to us, since we tend to prefer to swear God, the Holy Mary, all saints, the government, and the Savoia family) tend to swear appropriately, while sometimes Americans just stick a "f*ck" here and there as though they meant it, even when it's not in context.
Lol.... Swearing is a beautiful thing when done correctly, I shall see if I can find a Billy Connolly clip where he examples the multiple ways to use the word f**k, totally hilarious and on point....
Not on the tube unfortunately.
@@fuzielectron5172F*ck only? This is a XIX century sonnet with the various ways to call the dick in the Roman dialect.
Er padre de li Santi (Giuseppe Gioachino Belli)
Er cazzo se pò ddì rradica, uscello,
Ciscio, nerbo, tortóre, pennarolo,
Pezzo-de-carne, manico, scetròlo,
Asperge, cucuzzòla e stennarello.
Cavicchio, canaletto e cchiavistello,
Er giónco, er guercio, er mio, nèrchia, pirolo,
Attaccapanni, moccolo, bbruggnolo,
Inguilla, torciorecchio, e mmanganello.
Zeppa e bbatòcco, cavola e tturaccio,
E mmaritozzo, e ccannella, e ppipino,
E ssalame, e ssarciccia, ssanguinaccio.
Poi scafa, canocchiale, arma, bbambino:
Poi torzo, crescimmano, catenaccio,
Mànnola, e mmi’-fratello-piccinino.
E tte lascio perzino
Ch’er mi’ dottore lo chiama cotale,
Fallo, asta, verga, e mmembro naturale.
Cuer vecchio de spezziale
Disce Priapo; e la su’ mojje, pene,
seggno per dio che nun je torna bbene.
Roma, 6 dicembre 1832.
Ronnie pickering is someone not to laugh at or take the micky of. Hes the hardest man in britain one punch from ron and its game over like sega
Oh lord, i am British, and i am traumatised by that 🤦🏻♀️
The woman who told the audience to shut up , was from a Peter Kaye special about one of her characters getting to a BGT/AGT final
the blonde lady was trying to give the result of the Eurovision song Contest I think. Good work!
Well that was time I won't get back
Not my thing as well I'm afraid.
I was quite looking forward to seeing it after reading they were the funniest clips but half of them I didn't even understand either and some were just people acting up or being brats and not funny at all. 🤨
7:43 that is a clip from a series by Ricky Gervais called Lifes Too Short, it's kind of a spin off of his series Extras. They involve celebrities playing weird twisted versions of themselves
I like how you censored all the swearing apart from the C bomb that the guy chasing the cyclist shouted just before he fell in to the road.
I once said 'bloody' in front my mum as a child and she made me get a bowl of soapy water to wash my mouth out. Fortunately, she told me to stop just as I was about to put the soap bar in my mouth! But maybe times are changing….
It may surprise you but not everyone in the UK swears!!! 🙄
Yes we fucking do 😁
@@101steel4 No shit Sherlock!
no we dont@@101steel4
Only recently found this channel. When it comes to our humour, there are classics from each generation that is worth looking at. If you've not seen some, or any, of the following, I'd recommend you look at them to get an idea of our psyche: Steptoe & Son, Morecambe & Wise, The Two Ronnies, The Goon Show, Blackadder, Victoria Wood, Mock The Week and Taskmaster.
Thanks Simon! :)
Also carry ons, Jim Davidson, chubby brown, on the busses, rising damp, some mothers do ave em
The guy at 2:26 is the Wealdstone Raider. He has raised hundreds of thousands of pounds for Great Ormond Street children's hospital off the back of that video going viral.
The funniest part of this video is the confused look on your faces!!
13 minutes of blank stares😂
Loved the typical angry Scots mum. xx
Oh dear oh dear, ohhhh dear……….my word you two, where HAVE you found yourselves.
My most embarrassing moment ever was when I passed out of basic Royal Airforce Training to pass on to my technical training and my family was joining all the other families and I was in my dress uniform and met them coming into the car park. I put my head into the car and my brother was in the back seat of the car - wearing a green suit!! I said the F word in front of my mum, my head dropped to the window sill. I was mortified! This was back in 1969 and I can still remember it even now. I still have trouble swearing in front of women and children!!
This video needs Rishi Sunak saying he's a "coke addict"
Anne Hegarty, the lady with the sore throat was actually a member of our second team in a local quiz league, she had aspirations to get into the first six but just wasn't good enough, four of our six have I.Q's over 150 on the world renowned MENSA test, which has a highest score of 223.
Mine is 181, two have 179 one has 172 and one has 167.
Anne is way behind on 139 as far as I know. Still clever though.
The lady (Cat Deeley) who shouted at the audience and told them to shut the f**k up was actually from a Peter Kay Comedy....so shouldn't be on here, though the programme itself was brilliant.
Remember the act in a wheelchair.
Minging - the sound of flies humming around you because you smell so bad you've attracted enough for them to make a noise. Basically saying you're smelly (and probably dirty too). It's Scottish slang but it spread to the surrounding nations in the late 90's.
You'd love a lot of British game shows/ comedy panel shows. Like QI , Taskmaster , Would i lie to you , Cats does countdown.
Love you guys!
The woman with the blonde hair that you thought was live tv. It was part of a funny tv program, with a guy comedian called peter kay, it was a skit of the x factor- he played a transgender called Geraldine. And she wins the show. It was called, Britains got the pop factor.
It's pretty much the same everywhere - as a kid you can't swear around adults without getting punished. However there is no similar compunction about swearing around kids.
I was working before I could swear round my mum and dad, I was in my twenties before I swore in front of my grandparents. They had all been swearing in front of me forever.
I went into a factory job quite wellspoken and when I came out the other side I had to retrain myself so I could go for an office job and speak on the phones. (I heard myself on a recording and every second or third word had been a curse word that I wasn't even aware I was saying.)
One thing you need to check out is “the pigeon prank call” it’s an old video now but it’s hilarious!!!
love the way Americans call it cussing and to us its just called swearing and we love it
❤ Absolutely!! Cussing... So prudish!!!😅
@@brigidsingleton1596 yes it is but also sort of cute like a baby that's been told not to swear
@@bigdaddi9966
I'm not, and haven't ever, encouraged a child to swear...but for any adult who does,
I consider it their business, not mine. 🤔🏴🙂🖖
@@brigidsingleton1596 I'm glad you haven't, i wasn't allowed to when i was growing up and i also never encouraged it but times have changed and so many more children are swearing and some even to there parents, but occasionally when a meme turns up that a kid swears on it i cant help but laugh
@@bigdaddi9966
The tale my (then) husband told me about taking our firstborn child, when she was about just two years old, to our local park, watching her as she climbed the (three short steps to the) 'baby slide' and, as she paused at the 'top' - all of approx 18 inches from the ground - for effect, (she was always quite deliberately "over-dramatic") she 'apparently' (I wasn't there to see or hear her performance) "_YELLED_" at the top of her two-year old voice... "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!" (!!!) - causing her father to 'go into complete meltdown' of parental embarrassment!!
I, when he told me, burst out laughing, and he was "quite indignant"!!
I still think it sounded funny because she had _no idea_ about the effect her little outburst had in her dad, nor of any she might have had on any other person within earshot - though apparently there was no one else nearby!!
I'd still have laughed if it had been me there instead of him...(though I'd have turned away from her momentarily as I laughed, not showing her my amusement at her performance)
It was merely an innocent act of a child having repeated something she'd obviously heard (said by me, probably, in some unguarded moment) - but I still feel no shame for that!!
So, 🎵"I'm bad, I'm bad"🎵 it happens...
I hadn't gone 'beyond the beyond' and said 'F' or 'C' or anything like that!! ...and, strange as it might sound, I _hate_ the words: "b*llo**s" and "cr*p" and _never_ use _them_!! 😳🥺🤔🏴🙂🇬🇧🖖
My nann is dead, that's the blue van man. He has his own RUclips channel.
Regarding the crude swearing, it's certainly not commonly accepted throughout the UK. Thank heavens!
Yes it fecking is!
yes it is lmao , you must live in a cave...
good old boris johnson tackling the kid taking him out lol😅🤣
Still fangirling over that psychopathic scumbag. How embarrassing for you.
My parents are from essex so i grew up with swearing all the time its just how essex people are 😂. It was really bad if they had a row
4:20 btw is our PM at the time tackling a child..... yes... our prime minister
Warwick davis and the car is hilarious
I can't help but laugh when people from other countries hear the swearing, it's a British thing, even the posh gits do it and yes kids as well, it's basically a second language to some.
A little bit of Latin: 'etc', a spot of French: "c'est la vie", a tad of German: (bitte?!) And some good old-fashioned
'English Blue' - "Fduck's sake" ...
Makes life _interesting_ , does it not?!?😊❤🤔🙂🏴❤️🇬🇧🖖
not in my life it isnt
never invite vallee3140 to a party.
thank goodness as I also hate parties, all them drunks ugh@@123456twat
its called slapstick comedy and is very common in british tv through decades :D
"YIR BREATH'S MINGING" = you have a problem with bad breath
😢yeah sorry... I'm eating pickled onion 'Monster Munch' at the mo !!😮😊😅😂
The small man that fell out of the car is warrick davis yet again another tv program. It was meant to happen. It was called lifes to short, very funny guy.. he playes a ewok in star wars
I think this was too British for you 😂
I don’t know about different culture - I found those kids swearing as shocking as you did.
What I have noticed about cursing is strangers in the uk are more likely to curse to one another - day a ride rage incident or if someone takes your parking spot.
People are quicker to say “f**k off” etc
But when I experienced similar incidents In the USA I was unnerved by the politeness in what were obvious aggressive situations and my American friend afterwards explained that sometimes people don’t just curse because if the other person had a gun cursing at him is young to make them more likely to shoot you.
Was an eye opening experience.
Enough rambling from us....
Lyndsey - 🤔
Lol
Don't forget to try sipping the hot tea with plenty of honey and lemon for your throat. You can add a shot of whisky!
A lot of UK and Ireland curse every second word
My parents always let me swear and would swear themselves. They made sure I understood the appropriate context. I was the only kid who never got in trouble for swearing. I still don't make a habit of it but it's just normal language and has its uses 😄Not saying you should or shouldn't let kids swear but that was my experience xx
That f***** shut up wasn't real, but nonetheless just don't mess with Cat Deeley. :D
That shouting was a tv comedy spoof. Taking the piss out of tv talent shows.
Alot of these are viral clips that out of context are a bit more shocking than funny but of you're a brit that grew up sharing some of these clips I have to say i was laughing my head off 😂 sorry for the swearing, its how we show love 😂
My future daughter-in-law served the now famous Ronnie Pickering in the January sales at the store she works at
I'm not sure that children cussing in front of adults is necessarily just a culture thing. I'm adult now and would still never dare use bad language in front of my mum. It wouldn't be tolerated and that's it. I didn't swear around my kids when they were growing up either. I don't really find it all that funny when children swear. It's quite sad that that is language they are obviously used to hearing really.
You should do one on British kids says the funniest things
The Gino one is the perfect example of why you can't directly translate phrases into another language. Normally it just sounds odd, but some like that end up being hilarious.
Steve you should watch some little Britain or harry Enfield and chums to see what British comedy is really all about :D or maybe even some Monty python, though some of that is very weird!
I’ve seen this complication used in many American videos and it’s such a let down.
The ‘nans a bike’ clip is soo much funnier if you watch the whole segment of that.. they cut it off to a point no one understands the joke. But definitely search up ‘gino holly and Phil’ and it will likely be the first clip that appears. Definitely the funniest thing out there whole clip
the midget that fell out of the Range Rover was Warwick Davis, who was Willow in the film of the same name, as well as being various characters in Star Wars and Harry Potter.
Midget🤣🤣not allowed to say that now,you'll be in trouble with the moderators👍
@@martindunstan8043 'Vertically challenged'
@@straightouttacornwall I think you could slip past YTs eye always scanning for hate speech with that one, two words that are accurate and as far as I'm aware, yet to be banned!🤣👍
@@martindunstan8043 Give it 5 years mate and they will probably remove the chat function entirely!
I'm really surprised there hasn't been a new youtube created yet that allows free speech. I think it will happen one day
@@straightouttacornwall I think you're right on both on both counts there.
Watching two Americans not understand British Humour 😂😂😂😂😂
Not gonna lie that was painful to watch 😂
Steve, I was watching the final round of the Players Championship at Sawgrass on Sunday. Have you and Brian Harman ever been seen in the same room together?
If you do get to visit the U.K. you should do a tour of Cadbury World what’s located Birmingham
the clip at 5:50 is fake. it is from a Peter Kay show called "Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice". which is taking the mick out of all the talent shows on British TV.
You should watch the 2 year old ALS icebucket challenge. It's short but hilarious.
I hate to hear a swear word coming out of a childs mouth, but sadly, they are hearing this bad language at home and will grow up thinking it's acceptable.
Oh, shit, that must be a huge problem, see how I grew up bloody damaged? (Indeed, at home we go stright to swears, which don't tanslate in English at all, you are too mild.)
Try to get hold of Rising Damp and Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin both TV sitcoms starring the astonishing Leonard Rossiter.
Check out this mornings funniest moments... usually a good laugh
If you like unexpected off the cuff comedy try watching Michael Barrymores children say the funniest things or Jeremy Beadles you been framed 😂
I'm from the UK and I didn't get most of it. 😅 xx
Mark Etchingham Fully Ron Burgundied it didn't he? I've not seen these... from the thumbnail, I thought it was the same compilating everyone and their dog's reacted to (I don't actually know of any actual dogs having reacted to it though, sorry)
Yeah, that man flattening a child was our former prime minister, Boris Johnson. And no, worse if anything. I didn't vote for him. I was blessed with a brain.
Well some of those were just embarrassing.
Also, this compilation reminds me... thank you, from all of Britain, for taking Piers Morgan. We can only apologise for him, but thank you for taking him. Do you want Nigel Farage as well?