Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r us2
@@Kamikaze_03 i might be completely entirely wrong, but iirc, there was a video where he played mario party with a few friends and they all bet 1000 dollars each for whoever won
I love how jo doesn't even look surprised, he just accepts Jacob's bull shit lmao, its even funnier how he figured out it would be mario kart immediately, lord I love this channel
Imagine being a hospitalized child watching this years from now and finding out your favorite Barbie plane came from some grown man making a Mario Kart Level in his living room.
**dashes through the hallway** **footsteps heard everywhere in the house** **busts through roommate's door and turns on the lights** **gasping for air** ...luigi
This video shows that either Jo's personality is horrifying or he knows Jacob well enough to instantly know when to turn on: "It's when you added in the alphabet, that's when I got confused."
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?
Whenever Jacob's living arrangements are brought up Jo is mentioned, but we never hear anything about Fio- It's kinda funny to imagine that dude moved out to LA with his homie but left his wife behind in another state
@@diavolosteddy7594 at 10:04 she says "I left my keys in your house" so no. I've wondered about her too, the only "we" and "our" he uses refers to him and Jo, unless she just really doesn't want to be in the spotlight and he consciously doesn't make any reference or mention of her.
Honestly, from an editing perspective, it's good that Alpharad took a break. Cuz constant uploads can drain you. And when he returned, literally each video has been a banger.
No lol, he probably just pointed a camera at his phone and Jo or someone called him. He won't get yeetus'd by Uncle Sam until he does his taxes next year
i have this tendency to forget that alpharad is a real mortal person who actually exists and i don't know why but this video made the realization hit like a truck
I think it's a combination of better editing, funny narration, something besides Among Us, and the fact that he took a month-long break from uploads. Either way he's definitely in my top 10, barely being beaten out by Scott the Woz.
Imagine being Jo, jet-lagged to hell after playing Alpha's Mario Kart course and getting some sleep only for him to come into his room in the morning and say. "Luigi!"
I hope you’re ready to have guests over at your house because the speed runners are going to compete like their fucking lives depend on it for that wr on Alpha house
Watching Jacob repeatedly make questionable financial decisions throughout his RUclips career has been extremely cathartic. Here's to the next $700 purchase for "charity!"
@ShonenAce Just because you misunderstand a title doesnt mean its clickbait. Clickbait is when you LIE or intentionally falsely show something as another thing.
When you realise everything you bought at the store was for kids but you got it for some dumb ass idea "It's for charity don't worry the IRS won't do anything either"
"Why are you buying all of these pokemon happy meals"
"It's for charity"
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r us2
You know, gotta catch 'em all
@@AxxLAfriku wtf are you talking about?
@@bigcooltony437 It's a dumb bot who thinks he's special or some shit
Put that in my happy meal
“What’s all this for?”
“Charity.”
“Oh!”
This is why I love this channel.
Same
Same
Same...
Same
And also get called by the irs for doing the yoshi
he didn’t hesitate for a second before saying it was for charity this is the content I sign up for
i mean he was probably a lil happy to not have to find a place for all of that but yeah
True!
Yep
"Wanna make Mario Kart in real life?"
"No, not really."
"So, you're saying you hate charity?"
"...sigh."
I like that reference
Pokémon
The master of two worl- i mean, videos...
I understand that reference
Funny
Jo just looks at it and says "Mario Kart?"
This is the best channel ever.
And then he got the honor to be luigi
Alpharad Deluxe is better
Edit: if you aren't, go sub to Alpharad Deluxe
the way he said it is so funny to me. Like he’s just so resigned
Heh I made the number change
@@mariocartmichael6133 Eh, depends on preference I suppose.
“Worst financial decision I have ever made.” -Alpharad, remember that time you spent 1,000 dollars on one Mario party game?
Wait what happened
5000 technically if you count all 5 guys, but yea
@@Kamikaze_03 i might be completely entirely wrong, but iirc, there was a video where he played mario party with a few friends and they all bet 1000 dollars each for whoever won
@@badatmathhh You left out the best part in that they allowwed bots to play and bet on that, not players.
It was 6000, since he 'bet' 1000 plus the 5k paid out by the sponsor, 'bet' because he wasn't even playing, could not have won it back.
I love how jo doesn't even look surprised, he just accepts Jacob's bull shit lmao, its even funnier how he figured out it would be mario kart immediately, lord I love this channel
Same
“How much do you think we spend on all this?”
“Like a hundred bucks.”
“Yeah no you’re right.”
$100 is basically $750 so yeah close enough
When they did spend $100 on it. As well as a bit more, but it is technically right
They spent $100 7 times
@@daysacae 7.5 times
@@jayrry Multiplication :)
the thought of Alpharad walking into Jo's bedroom, turning on the light, and saying "Luigi" is hilarious to me
Agreed
Same.
Even without context is funny
i learned from this video is that you can get away with anything as long as you say its for charity
"Sir why do you have 7 children in your basement"
"... It's for charity"
@@randomdude1890 "why did you kidnap and murder 6 different parents"
Charity
Mr. Why do you have 64 different types of guns
Its for charity
Sir, Why did you murder an entire school with a tennis ball and racket?
I T S F O R C H A R I T Y
"Sir, you've created 10 genocides and uncountable warcrimes in each continent in a month alone"
"I've done those for charity"
Imagine being a hospitalized child watching this years from now and finding out your favorite Barbie plane came from some grown man making a Mario Kart Level in his living room.
Underated
And knowing that it was the best obstacle in the universe.
Low key that would probably be sick. Just knowing that your favorite Barbie plane also made a few hundred thousands of people laugh
Could've come from worse places
LMAO
I love how jo knew, and just resigned himself to do it "once" before sleep the moment he saw the room.
That's true friendship
The next day
"Luigi"
So we now know that target canonically exists in the alpharad universe, which is good to know
And FedEx!
Also barbie jurassic world and minions
And Tyler the creator
We saw it in the labo video too tho
And the IRS
When Jo said “Goddamnit” he sounded extremely amused and very impressed, while also being, very, very disappointed.
1/3 my parents
I won't like to keep it 420
“Poor financial decision”
“Oh it can’t be that bad”
*750+ dollars*
*D E A R G O D*
There's more
No...
@@squidwardtennisballs973 It contains the dying wish of every man here.
“What’s all this for?”
“Charity.”
“Oh”
Life lesson: *you can do anything if it’s for charity*
Officer you gotta believe me, I killed that man for charity
Mom: why do you have so much ice cream
Me: charity
"What's that collection of children in your basement for?"
"Charity."
I destroyed the whole world for charity god
Mom: why did you break your little brothers console
Me: charity
2:50 that lovely smile really caught me off guard XD
my flight or fight reflexes were going crazy
Ayyyy sonicHaXD
I really liked the massive grin when he showed jo for the first time
I’m a real big fan of the mkx and mk11 sucks series so I just wanted to say hi
More enlightening then KK in a wheelchair
**dashes through the hallway**
**footsteps heard everywhere in the house**
**busts through roommate's door and turns on the lights**
**gasping for air**
...luigi
Luigi
6:20
Johny Joestar
@@acontixm Diego Brando
I love that Jo almost immediately recognised the incomprehensible mess that is his living room as Mario Kart.
I have brought this to 69 likes :D
I like to imagine that Jacob has been talking about Mario Kart Live for weeks so he was just expecting it to happen at some point.
@@schway6108 Thank you for your contribution! I hope you have a great night!
@@EpicNerdsWithCameras what a fun thought! Thanks for sharing! Have a nice night!
“I’m a grown ass man and I get to make my own financial mistakes”
Truly the idol for the ages
This video shows that either Jo's personality is horrifying or he knows Jacob well enough to instantly know when to turn on:
"It's when you added in the alphabet, that's when I got confused."
When you find a friend that gets your be, hold on to them.
That and the giant dab
I'm gonna need you to explain this comment because i do not understand this at all xD Maybe i'm being stupid, but i am intrigued xD
“Sir, Why are you taking my kidneys?”
Me: It’s for charity
The guy: Understandable have a good day
Trueeee
More food for the homeless kids
“The cat RNG” I love Frasier, he’s so adorable.
60th like let's go
ikr
We need more Frasier videos
Frasier is the bane of my entire existence and so is his stupid cat!
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
“Cat RNG”
My favorite kind of RNG.
“Uh, charity”
I would trust this man in the Oval Office
I will trust him not to eat my food from a restaurant 😀
Every office
Don't encourage him...
I would trust him as President much more than either of the main candidates in 2016 or 2020.
that "Goddammit" of disappointment is one of the most relatable things Jo has ever said
That was a god dammit of some one who realized there child can not be left alone
“There was no avoiding the surprise I have made”
“...goddamnit”
“Mario kart?”
“Mario kart”
“Sir why are you buying these firearms?”
“It’s for charity.”
It's for the children
Oh okay, that's fine then.
@@csg1lcolonel528 oh cool I can get one
It's for school
“YOU GET A GUN, AND YOU GET A GUN, EVERYONE GETS A GUN”
Imagine the exact person who checked you out at Target somehow stumbled upon this video.
Well they DID give it to charity
6:28 How does he say "luigi" in such a monotone yet excited voice
If you wake up hearing “Luigi”, Your day is automatically good
Tru
Tru
Tru
Tru
Italians named Luigi probably do hear that sometimes
"This is the shopping cart of a serial killer... or a very generous person"
Why not both?
Casper the friendly serial killer
Ever read this book in hischool about a seral killer that only kills orthins after giving them a nice meal and a bath? Cold or rainy killer many ?
Ned flanders is coming
a serial killer who gives away toys to lure his victims. (which is a lot of them)
I mean, they donate 5 kidneys, and they're both!
Alpha: "Jo, wake up!"
Jo: "What?"
Alpha: *"You can now play as Luigi!"*
Officer: “Care to explain why you killed this guy over here?”
Me: “Charity”
Officer: “Oh, your fine then, have a good day.”
@Commodore X did you donate the kidney?
Look, some kid needs his lungs for sure
"Sir why are you buying all these fisher price toys?"
"its for charity"
Love your nate pfp
"Sir what is all this for?"
"Charity"
Imagine if she saw this video...
I’d so want to see her reaction😂
I mean he did donate the toys in the end...
He wasn't lying
She would say well he's still right
The disappointment in Jo's voice realising what Alpharad had done is Comedy Gold.
"I'm a grown ass man, who gets to make his own poor financial decisions."
- Alpharad March 2021
Omg it’s a time traveler
Shut up, you saw nothing
Congrats, you watched the video.
Bruh why do you feel the need to do that
I just thought it was a funny quote
Jo's "God damnit" gets me every time I swear
‘Hey Mom?’
‘What?’
‘Can we get stuff to donate to charity?’
‘Sure?’
Heheh... got ya.
"Sir why are you buying all these guns?"
"Charity"
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?
I hope little Timmy in the orphanage is enjoying that AK 47 I donated
@@stevenbobbybills knives
People over 18 be like:
@@stevenbobbybills MORE GUNS!!!!!!!
I love how alpha was wearing jaidens merch. Such a supportive friend!
Whenever Jacob's living arrangements are brought up Jo is mentioned, but we never hear anything about Fio- It's kinda funny to imagine that dude moved out to LA with his homie but left his wife behind in another state
Who was the lady in this video, wasn't that her?
@@zachb4561 i think so they’re just saying that she’s never mentioned
He barely mentions his wife lol
@@diavolosteddy7594 at 10:04 she says "I left my keys in your house" so no. I've wondered about her too, the only "we" and "our" he uses refers to him and Jo, unless she just really doesn't want to be in the spotlight and he consciously doesn't make any reference or mention of her.
Think she’s the camerawoman.
Honestly, from an editing perspective, it's good that Alpharad took a break. Cuz constant uploads can drain you. And when he returned, literally each video has been a banger.
Says in description that this video was made months ago. So this was actually made before the break
The “uh, charity,” is one of my favourite moments in recent memory
I genuinely can’t tell if he actually got yeet deleted by the IRS or not because honestly it’s feasible and that terrifies me
No lol, he probably just pointed a camera at his phone and Jo or someone called him. He won't get yeetus'd by Uncle Sam until he does his taxes next year
It is likely that the bank wanted to make sure he was ok
"Why did you steal that man"s chicken?"
"Charity"
ayyy, reference
I can’t believe I got that reference
Reference!!!!!
YEAH REFERENCE
That's a reference indeed!!!
"why are you buying all these toys?"
*You wouldnt get it*
"Jo!"
*Jo being half awake* "Yeah?"
Alpha: " Luigi!"
"Why are you stealing that homeless person's money?"
"Uh...charity."
aproved
"What charity?" "Getting homeless people homes."
Understandable. Have a good day.
I'm trying to stop the SKELETON MURDERS JANET!!!
so that's why the homeless man stole his chicken...
Love how she was really concerned what you were buying this stuff for
Jaiden: what’s your take on poor children
Alpha rad: Tax Free Trial
I love that Jo is just so used to the randomness that his first reaction to seeing the giant mess is just "God damn it"
If someone woke me up asking to be luigi I'd spring outta bed.
I'd say why would I not want to play as someone whose paper version can destroy planets in seconds
Alternate title: "Joe questions if Alpharad has gone insane during quarantine while just not feeling it."
*Jo
@@lucaslennan3356 no no he was right
@@lucaslennan3356 Nah, Jo accepts the madness, Joe is the one that's worried
@@lucaslennan3356 Gio
@@NotDanP1an Dio
"$100" "Yeah, no... you're right" "Goddamn it!" It was as if when he heard that he knew from the depths of his soul that it was much more than that.
“So what do you do now that you’re over 20?”
Buys a lot of toys
"Sir why do you have 36 left kidneys?"
"Charity"
😳
i have this tendency to forget that alpharad is a real mortal person who actually exists and i don't know why but this video made the realization hit like a truck
Yes
This is a mood
True
"Master Chief, do you mind telling me why you spent $700 on Toys?"
*"Sir, it's for charity"*
"Like a hundred bucks"
Jo either was doing a bit, wasn't paying attention, or has never had to make a purchase in his life
All of which equally possible for Jo
d) All of the above
You've to realise he was also a little sleep-deprived at that time.
E) he was tired
"Why you doing this again?"
"It's for Charity."
Target Employee: “What is all this for?!”
Alpharad, in the most monotone voice possible: “Uh...Charity.”
"Sir why did u murder that person"
"Uhh, Charity?"
"Not guilty!"
Prosecution: “Objection!! What kind of charity requires murder?”
Defendant: “Uhhh... Blood charity?”
Prosecution: “Oh, blood donation drive. Touché.”
omg is that misaka mikoto from the popular anime adaptation of the popular manga series "A Certain Scientific Railgun"???!?!?!!!???
Toaru gang rise up
@@n3harb Don't be silly that's Misaka Mikoto from the popular anime adaptation of the popular manga "A Certain Magical Index"
understandable have a great day
I love how genuinely confused the cashier sounded when asking, wonder what story they had to tell after this.
Alpharad: uh this is all for charity!
Me: ah yes the negotiator
Holy shit when he flipped off Thomas I just died why is that so funny to me
Because its objectively funny
I loved Thomas back in the day too. I took that personally.
@@mr_fish44 thank you mr fish
this comment made me laugh cuz i think it’s funny that it’s so funny to u
@@mr_fish44 hello. How's competitive treating you?
“I wanna do that”
The statement that could solve every problem
10/10 would listen to again
I wanna fly
Luigi
-alpharad 2021
@@yeahwhoiwannaknowye I wanna do that
I can’t believe they soft locked in Barbie plane
Jacob: "How much do you think this all cost?"
Jo: "$100?"
Jacob: "... _yes."_
I think Jo knew the moment he hesitated to answer that it was more than 100
I don't know what's been in the water since he took his break, but god damn every. video. is. a. banger.
I think it's a combination of better editing, funny narration, something besides Among Us, and the fact that he took a month-long break from uploads. Either way he's definitely in my top 10, barely being beaten out by Scott the Woz.
Among us was really good though
true
@@thekingnoble4124 I think the operative word is "was." I had so much fun watching it but it's clear by view count that people were losing interest.
@@thekingnoble4124 among us was good, but then he uploaded like 12 vids in a row. I know it was popular and a money-maker, but it got stale.
8:14 This is how the dinosaurs went extinct in reality.
Alpharad's comedic writing has absolutely evolved, and not just that, but his live comedic timing and delivery are as impeccable as ever
Jacob: "First place!"
Roy: "Bitch you what?"
I love how Jo sleeps in a twin bed with a Mario bedspread
Imagine being Jo, jet-lagged to hell after playing Alpha's Mario Kart course and getting some sleep only for him to come into his room in the morning and say. "Luigi!"
I hope you’re ready to have guests over at your house because the speed runners are going to compete like their fucking lives depend on it for that wr on Alpha house
New title: "Nintendo created Mario Kart in real life, I just bought it"
Ok, mostly unrelated, but that’s one of the coolest looking Targets I’ve ever seen.
Watching Jacob repeatedly make questionable financial decisions throughout his RUclips career has been extremely cathartic. Here's to the next $700 purchase for "charity!"
"So what is all this for?"
"Charity"
"Oh :)"
Hey. Someone named “Not Alpharad” ripped off this idea from you. In the past.
Underrated comment
@@LasKerfuffle Appreciate it. Glad someone else remembered it too.
@ShonenAce Look back in your Alpharad history. This man is the master of clickbaiting titles and thumbnails. Get outplayed, audience. Us.
@ShonenAce Just because you misunderstand a title doesnt mean its clickbait. Clickbait is when you LIE or intentionally falsely show something as another thing.
did u ever wonder why notalpharad posted it first, if you understand notalpharad=alpharad
Every now and then, I get reminded that Alpha is married
Where the ring doe
its in jo's desk (ask who is joe}
@@Mreoewwmrow Why would I ask about Joe? I thought we were talking about Jo
@@Mreoewwmrow who's joe mama?
This probably shouldn't be a reminder of that since that's Deanna in the video, not Fio.
Girls: OMG he didn't cry at the Titanic? He must have like no emotions.
Boys: 9:43
“So naturally I decided to go to Target and make some of the worst purchases in my financial career”
-Official GME buyer and funny internet man
Alpha: there is a very thin line between a serial killer and a generous person
Also Alpha: donates all the toys to charity.
Uh oh.
as he stated very thin
"How much do you think we spent on this?"
"Like, $100"
Total: $746
"Yeah no you're right"
When you realise everything you bought at the store was for kids but you got it for some dumb ass idea
"It's for charity don't worry the IRS won't do anything either"
"Welcome home from your trip abroad, best friend! We prepared a special-"
*"Goddammit."*
Holy shit Alpharad got the early OLED switch bro
Someone needs to get that dinosaur toy an agent. His dramatic timing is incredible.
Alpharad: "I was just kinda dropping balls an-"
*realization*
Alpharad: "Huh."
*joke!*
Stretches his hand out, a Luigi Kart in hand: "Luigi"
This video is a really the perfect demonstration of how strong his friendship is with Jo.
I want a friend like jo
Covid in 2020 be like:
"Why are you buying all of that toilet paper"
"Its for charity"
Yoshi should be playable in this game because he doesn't pay hus taxes.
Last video: “Flailing around like a lost child in Walmart”
This video: *buys toys for children from a Target*
coincidence? I THINK NOT
“So what is all this for?”
...
“Charity”
0:33 eXcUsE yOu?!?!?!?! ThAt HuRt Me!!!!!!!!
Jo when he saw the mess:
"Mario kart?"
He knew
Jo with a dissapointed Goddamit"
Tho