i was doing shit like this back in the mid 2000s as a teenager, them girls just be testing you to see if you can handle yourself and fit in with her surroundings and family, nah i’m just an introvert chasing some coochie i ain’t tryna to get put onto their hood just to be with shorty, wham bam thank you ma’am, bet they still remember my face when they see me around tho
@@servantofallah4597 I hear you and I understand brother. God has shown me another way. His way. I'm free, I'm at peace, I have joy, I'm redeemed, and I've been changed by the truth and love of God. I don't know you and I love you. I will be praying for blessings, favor, peace, protection and a personal revelation of God for you and for your family ❤ The God I serve created the guy that created the gun. He’s Undefeated, Most High, Most Beautiful, Most Kind, Most Righteous, Most Powerful. My Heavenly Father takes good care of me and those who come to Him. He’s the Best. Even when I had my back towards Him, His love was still pursuing me. His love pursues you too.
This same shit happened to me when I was in the military! I lived in San Diego in the early 90’s and went to pick this girl up and about 20 Bloods were posted up in front of the complex working out like it was a penitentiary yard! When I pulled up they all stood up and I immediately drove off and called her from a pay phone to let her know I was out!! 🤣🤣
When i was young we went with a white stripper to a black hood...we Mexican...me and my cousin...to buy some bud...shiiiiit the street had like 40 dudes playing basketball....she pulled into a house with about 30 dudes in the front yard...then like 10 walk out the door..the connect came out in a wife beater and all muscled up...i was like faaawk we getting robbed...but hell nah they was cool af!!!! Still was scared til the minute i was gone!!! 😂
@SwiftyMcVeigh851 it was a wild experience...I'm from a small town...500 peeps....we went to Houston in the story...but man them dudes were extremely cool!!!
Better yet she can Uber to me let them deal with that non sense 😂 exactly why I don't mess with hood chicks 😂 heck even the few times I have picked up a hood chick I ain't never got press like that.
This is one of the funniest videos from him. The kids in the car is too accurate and you better not show any anger or aggravation in this type of situation smh lol
That's where he messed up. That and letting dude walk up on his whip without checking him. If you act like a sucks they gone treat you like one. But if you act like where you from just as bad as where you at (which if we honest most of us that's the case) you'll be alright.
On gawd‼️ I was in this situation and I kept going. The girl called me scary😂😂😂.I told her im not walking to your door and they all hanging outside. She said they ain't worried about u. I said bullshit.
He killed it with this one 😂😂😂 the looks on his face when he got out the car and everything 😂 like bruh I’m cool peoples mane I’m locked in with yo sister! 😂 He held it down though which shows his sincerity not only for his lady but her fam as well which I’m sure is important to her. ❤💯
😂I had to teach a student that was on homebound years ago and it was just like that. We couldn’t hardly study because a girl fight broke out outside the window. Then to make matters worse inside a baby that had just learned to walk ran up and tried to take my phone. The whole situation was nuts. Dave Chapelle could have had a whole comedy special with all the material. Straight Hood💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Desi is the real deal. He comes up with these real life scenarios!!! That's why his skits are so successful, because they're realistic! I love him! Blessings to you Desi! Btw, her 20 inch ponytail almost got caught in that car door! Lol😂😂😂😂
For real. And you not even trying to stop at the store over there either but she want to go to the hood spot around the corner with more dudes standing out front
Great video, as a young man I would have went through the crowd trying to prove I wasn’t a punk. Which would’ve resulted the same outcome. With age hopefully comes wisdom, ain’t no way I would have turned on that street or even in the neighborhood. This video is a whole conversation on so many levels.
😂😂😂 this skit got me dying in tears bro!! I can relate to this joke because it literally happened to me back in the days. (Thankfully, the fellas were playing with me).
I’m funniest part, it happen exactly like that too. What am I gonna do, 20 vs 1 😂 AND when I finally got into my car, I acted like it ain’t nothing. Deep inside I was like “oh damn” 😂😂😂😂😂
Nahhh 😂😭...now dis shit was funny as hell, when he got in the car at the end and they was all pluckin him in the head, she talbout you was scared as hell, lmao...NO I WASN'T
*My friend's dude passed away and everybody on the street was out after his funeral. It was EXACTLY like this. Kids and all until the cops came. I was praying the whole time.*
@@theoutlawking9123 who said it wasn’t but don’t pull it out unless it’s necessary . People are gonna wonder who the f*ck u are if u pulling up to they hood, u gotta humble yourself
@@Kingtone1209 Humble yourself while a mob forms outside your vehicle? You definitely have never been to the hood if you think that situation calls for humility. Niggas only respect strength, if they crowding up on you trying to act tough then show them what that means.
Yo this shit too accurate everyone at some point in their life remember that moment a girl saved your ass when you out your own neighborhood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☠️☠️ super Facts 💯desi u a fool bruh lmao
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😂😂😂 Should have had the BLACK FORCES ON 😂😂😂😂
Big facts
Woulda been a bloodbath with Black 1s on
Black forces woulda caused a shootout ☠️
He pulled up with the white 1s 😂
Facts😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was out the car for 10 seconds and them kids flooded the Tesla 😂😂😂😂
Of course ! I was one of those kids back in the day. Shit we wanted to be in the cool cars 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Thats a hood baby dream come true
@@timharris1675lmfaooo
@@GreatBlazes123Bro we did the same in South African hoods as well 🤣🤣🤣
This a quality skit. Felt real. Everybody did a great job.
1000%
This is definitely one of my faves!
i was doing shit like this back in the mid 2000s as a teenager, them girls just be testing you to see if you can handle yourself and fit in with her surroundings and family, nah i’m just an introvert chasing some coochie i ain’t tryna to get put onto their hood just to be with shorty, wham bam thank you ma’am, bet they still remember my face when they see me around tho
Should’ve left the sec he saw them out there, let alone once he saw the neighborhood! 😭🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣
I damn sure would’ve dipped 😂✌️
Lol facts shawty gotta meet me around the corner. Car staying in drive, foot on the brakes ret to go
Yup just cruise on by like you an Uber looking for an address
You can see that crowd from blocks away... the whole vibe is screaming not to approach! Def not get out of the car! 🤣
She know everyone on the block, and they all her cousin or brother...Ain't gonna do it.
You ain’t even get your phone Bacc 😭
Black Air Forces would never let that happen.
Right lmao
I was finna say like damn left w/o the phone🤣🤣
I was thinking the same chyte Bro.😂😂
@@chiefmiyagi9802man BAF1 woulda got SHOT. He was outnumbered 30-1
When he put his chin up and kept a smile on his face to show that he was not scared was the funniest part. 😂
"Even though I walk
through the darkest valley,
I will fear no evil,
for You are with me;
Your rod and Your staff,
they comfort me."
- Psalm 23:4
AMEN
😂😂😂
God ain't saving yo ass in the hood!!!
"my mind and my gun. They comfort me"
@@servantofallah4597 I hear you and I understand brother. God has shown me another way. His way. I'm free, I'm at peace, I have joy, I'm redeemed, and I've been changed by the truth and love of God.
I don't know you and I love you. I will be praying for blessings, favor, peace, protection and a personal revelation of God for you and for your family ❤
The God I serve created the guy that created the gun. He’s Undefeated, Most High, Most Beautiful, Most Kind, Most Righteous, Most Powerful. My Heavenly Father takes good care of me and those who come to Him. He’s the Best. Even when I had my back towards Him, His love was still pursuing me. His love pursues you too.
This same shit happened to me when I was in the military! I lived in San Diego in the early 90’s and went to pick this girl up and about 20 Bloods were posted up in front of the complex working out like it was a penitentiary yard! When I pulled up they all stood up and I immediately drove off and called her from a pay phone to let her know I was out!! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
❤😂
NOT THE PAYPHONE!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol and that's why you're here today to tell the story, smart move bro
Boy Accurate AF 😂😂😂😂
Yes, too Accurate! 😂😂 I used to respect dudes who weren't scared to pull up tho. 😅
Facts I have been in a situation like that before😂😂
I grew up in the A. Used to ride the bus to the pj's to get that pj psy.
This shit is precise.
Ong , had a bit stayed on the westside too accurate
When i was young we went with a white stripper to a black hood...we Mexican...me and my cousin...to buy some bud...shiiiiit the street had like 40 dudes playing basketball....she pulled into a house with about 30 dudes in the front yard...then like 10 walk out the door..the connect came out in a wife beater and all muscled up...i was like faaawk we getting robbed...but hell nah they was cool af!!!! Still was scared til the minute i was gone!!! 😂
Thanks for sharing...That's some RS...
@SwiftyMcVeigh851 it was a wild experience...I'm from a small town...500 peeps....we went to Houston in the story...but man them dudes were extremely cool!!!
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢😂😂😂😂
I'm from Detroit. This is hilarious! "faaawk"
@mrdonivy8 lol man it wasn't that funny at the time but it is now 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
This hit different when it has actually happened to you
Trusssss me. Different 😂😂😂
Been there!
Stop dating out the ghetto then
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Ppl act like it's scary but I been on both sides it's only the mfs that act scary that get problems
It’s the knock on the window for me…..that’s when you know they don’t give af
40 woulda been all out lol & I ain't talking beer bottle
@@kharystewart9084that shit made me crease like a steppers black forces my boy
The get out the car FOR A MINUTE 😮
Thats when you peel out lol
@@francoherrera601i ain't peeling shit but they wigs.. this 44 and full auto sbr will clear up any misunderstandings
Naw bish is going have to meet me at the 711..🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It be more mfs at the 711 that in the cut.
May have to Uber her to the spot. 😅 @@laryanryan9170
Ong @@laryanryan9170
ONG!! lmfaooo
Better yet she can Uber to me let them deal with that non sense 😂 exactly why I don't mess with hood chicks 😂 heck even the few times I have picked up a hood chick I ain't never got press like that.
This is one of the funniest videos from him. The kids in the car is too accurate and you better not show any anger or aggravation in this type of situation smh lol
No girl is worth this nonsense. She better meet me up the street 😂.
In the hood you never, EVER walk through or even look like you're about to attempt to walk through the dice game 🎲🎲😡🤬😡🤬... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's where he messed up. That and letting dude walk up on his whip without checking him. If you act like a sucks they gone treat you like one. But if you act like where you from just as bad as where you at (which if we honest most of us that's the case) you'll be alright.
The child in the back just randomly popped out of nowhere 😂😂😂
Hey I screamed on that part!
😂 was not ready for that part haha
You smart and can see.
😂😂😂
Funny & realistic 😅😂
When the camera turned and dem kids was all up in the car 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 definitely wasn't part of the skit
Exactly! When the camera panned and babygirl was in the driver seat 🤣
@@dustinmackbee5213 that was the craziest part 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Right of passage, she stood up for you, marriage is up for grabs now
nah, more like breaking up is in the cards lmao
@thegtafanboy lol, breakup with the location, not the loyalty
The way he slick took that phone tho!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ain't no woman worth going through that crowd 🤣
On gawd‼️ I was in this situation and I kept going. The girl called me scary😂😂😂.I told her im not walking to your door and they all hanging outside. She said they ain't worried about u. I said bullshit.
@@thelastdon6562FaReal Bro😂
@@treygthamenace6368 real talk
This is the comment I was looking for. 👌
@@thelastdon6562 lol naw frfr they can call you anything but not safe 💯
Nah. Checking the address the day before. Google Images street -view walking through there on the internet first. FOH! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Yep😂
@Vir2ousTeachings, Yo ass is funny 😀🤣 for that one. Had me laughing loud in my home.
😀😀😀
Right! No excuses not to use all this technology. This not the 90s!!
Random kids hopping in the whip is so accurate😂😂
Ain't it Mane.....Sheeeesh!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I use to do that lmaooo
Lil ba ba kids tried to hop in my beamer when I went to my hood I stopped they ass a mile short and told they ass don't touch my shit
Why even touch the breaks, its a whole hood reunion taking place and you not from there. 😂😂
😅
He kept marching forward through. That boy got ❤
Man they got Desi out here looking like he was about to cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He good because ain't no way I would have gotten out of the car😂😂😂😂
Desi finna call Parlay just in case he need a new respawn point 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😭☠️☠️
Parlay would of had the whole hood skrrrting 😂😂😂
man he needa bring parlay back in the skits
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Who is parley anyway I have never once seen that person
Why is this sooooo accuraaaaaate 😅
He killed it with this one 😂😂😂 the looks on his face when he got out the car and everything 😂 like bruh I’m cool peoples mane I’m locked in with yo sister! 😂 He held it down though which shows his sincerity not only for his lady but her fam as well which I’m sure is important to her. ❤💯
Pressed my man out like a pair of slacks...LMFAO!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of the scene with Dr Dre and Snoop in the movie *the wash*
"I don't know Dem Knickas" 😭
@@mikej2133 bruh LOL!!!!!
Bruh, this is too relatable. Holding your head up high praying to God you not about to get jumped & robbed!😅
That's sad, why do they treat each other like that
its not even worth it i promise you....
@nkumbusimwawa9837 who is they?
@@unc0mm0n2 Who else, BLACK AMERICANS!!!
@@nkumbusimwawa9837You're right it's terrible! They should take a page from black Africans! Oh wait...
It be exactly like that. And she will give u no warning 😂
😂I had to teach a student that was on homebound years ago and it was just like that. We couldn’t hardly study because a girl fight broke out outside the window. Then to make matters worse inside a baby that had just learned to walk ran up and tried to take my phone. The whole situation was nuts. Dave Chapelle could have had a whole comedy special with all the material. Straight Hood💯
They was smacking em all in the head. 😂
😮😂😂
Lmao!
I was no more good after that 😂
And in his pocket when he first got out
😂😂
They comin to da dooe brah🤣🤣🤣
Me 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🫣
😂😂😂 yea she on the phone😂😂 he thought that was gone save him
The kids in the car though… My stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This happened to me almost verbatim when I was a youngin. All hoods aren't that different. super funny now looking back at it.
It's the salute and attempt get a handshake fa me 😂😂😂😂
Yeah...at that point its like "I'm Done" don't know nun of these jokers ?
They ignored it all😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Desi is the real deal. He comes up with these real life scenarios!!! That's why his skits are so successful, because they're realistic! I love him! Blessings to you Desi! Btw, her 20 inch ponytail almost got caught in that car door! Lol😂😂😂😂
I woulda pulled up on shawty too. F them mfs standing around. I woulda got a bag from them and we're cool after that.
You ain't never seen that before in your life. Cut it out
@@terreyll3148😂
@@terreyll3148facts it’s them project babies that be hitting
This reminds me of the scene from the Wash
Boy, they swarmed that boy like roaches!😂😂
how the kids get in the car that fast😂😂
Oh I ain't know...them Hood kids quick n slick as hell?
Babe's Kids know magic 🎩✨️😄😄😁
I mean they had enough time lol
Lol, it doesn't take long, he lucky they didnt take the whip for a joyride 😂😂😂
I never woulda made the turn into that parking lot.
Exactly.😂 I would've been outta there
SWEAAARRRR!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
👀😂😂😂🚗💨💨
😂😂😂
LMAO
Man i been in some pressure situations but nothin equates to the full court press the hood will put on yo ass 😂
He should have pulled off soon as he seen all the people outside. 😂😂😂
I'm not pullin in the partments. Better meet me at the Marta stop or sto🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
i send uber to pick up my ladies. i won't drive my car unless i have too.
Boy this the realist skit I seen all week Desi the goat fr 😭😂
Next time, tell her to catch a cab bro NO CAP 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
Mannn, those 🥷's really do roll up on you and knock on the glass when you in the wrong neighborhood 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Them days are over for me! 😂😂😂 her mama forgot to tell you and her to bring her something from the “sto”
On god🤣💀
For real. And you not even trying to stop at the store over there either but she want to go to the hood spot around the corner with more dudes standing out front
You GOTZ to do a black Air Force 1’s version😩😆😂🤣👏🏽😝”YOU BETTA WEAR YO BULLET PROOF VEST ALL DAY, ALL MUTHA F’N DAY”!
I miss Bernie that’s crazy
Frfr BLACL.AIR 1S VERSION
That baby in the driver seat took me out!😂
😂😂😂 He’s G for even getting out the car and not pulling off.
🤣🤣🤣 he walked up tryin to dap folks
Great video, as a young man I would have went through the crowd trying to prove I wasn’t a punk. Which would’ve resulted the same outcome. With age hopefully comes wisdom, ain’t no way I would have turned on that street or even in the neighborhood. This video is a whole conversation on so many levels.
💯💯
You right. Something many young men face.
Man I wouldn’t even talk to shorty once I found out her address!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not the lil girl in the driver seat 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember this happened to me in South Philly in 1989 😂😂.she saved me 😂. And I tore that ass up 😂
They slapped his head 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 this skit got me dying in tears bro!! I can relate to this joke because it literally happened to me back in the days. (Thankfully, the fellas were playing with me).
Sometimes you can’t tell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m funniest part, it happen exactly like that too. What am I gonna do, 20 vs 1 😂 AND when I finally got into my car, I acted like it ain’t nothing. Deep inside I was like “oh damn” 😂😂😂😂😂
For real and that's why you ask where they live at long before you even think of going over
🤣🤣🤣🤣he was scared I wish this was a black and white air force episode..God bless you Desi and everyone who made this video come alive❤
THEY HOPPED IN THE BAMA CAR!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DMV!!!!
@@derrickwhite9578 like a mug Slim!!
The kids in the car 😂😂😂 black forces wouldn't have stood for this! Lmao 😂😂😂
Hell no. No way. 😂. That was her kid in the back seat. “We got one mommy”. 😆
When Desi tried to show dude he was talking to his sister on phone.🤣🤣🤣
He really out there like that and everybody loves him. That's life
All in that mane pockets 🤣🤣🤣
The little kids getting in the car is the most you gotta actually be from the hood too feel moments
This is one of the funniest skits EVER, on the internet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She On the Phone .... Is Sum Real Shit U Would Say Going Thru The Hood.🤦🤣😂🤣😂
My boi was this close 🤏 to gettin' robbed 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@Jay-sn5uz Oh shiddd, hahahaha. Yes, I now remember homie stuffed it in his pocket and never gave it back🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Shidd aint no telling what all got took😂
They ran his pockets
Bro getting slapped on the way out was funny as hell😂
The way that first dude peeped from the crowd and decided to walk up😂
Not SupaPeach lol
I was like OHHHH SHYT that IS HER!!!! #iykyk
Kids got in the car fast asf 😮💨🤣😂😅
😂😂
Lil boy in the back seat. That reaction is TOO accurate 😂😂
That’s salute took me out😂😂😂
Yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that Shit happened to me for real when I was 17 and went to see a girl from work at her apartments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back in the day I did this ish on the regular. But I was riding the bus.
Facts
Happened to me too bruh, in north memphis... I'm from blackhaven, we ain't got no business over there, she stayed in the villages 🫣
And you was from the Haven!...mane you was BS'n fr fr🤣🤣..that's like a dude from smokey city going to parkway village!
@@marquezsmith8889I’m glad y’all brothers made it tho, it’s a shame we gotta go thru shit like this 😭🤣.
Desi grab them black ones come get me we spinning back with the chop ... Fun Time 🤔💪🏿🤣😤💯🎱
😂😂😂😂Fun Time. My dawg turn into maid. Just to mop shit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The car full of kids is facts lmao
Nahhh 😂😭...now dis shit was funny as hell, when he got in the car at the end and they was all pluckin him in the head, she talbout you was scared as hell, lmao...NO I WASN'T
I got luv for my folks but I know my folks too. To many ninjas outside ✌️
I've been down this road. Shit gets real in the hood.😂😂😂
Mane I had sum so thick one night I had to take the chance 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
*My friend's dude passed away and everybody on the street was out after his funeral. It was EXACTLY like this. Kids and all until the cops came. I was praying the whole time.*
Desi is THE BEST BRO!!!!!!
😂😂 Yall seen how he tried to salute them..
Wait is that Supa Peach ??? 😂😂😂 Desi funny asf
Yep 😂😂
And is😂😂
@@te1gaming510 🥰😂
@@misspriss7817 😂
She set you up lol
The kids in the car 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
This brings back memories! 🥲
All the kids got in the whip🙈🤣😅😂🙈 im dead lmfao!!!
0:56-1:00 Desi's face had me rolling 😂😅
Facts! lol. He had that “yea, y’all thought y’all had a lick?!” Face
I was saying d samething face priceless lol
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 family got love in his city.
The minute they pulled up on your window like it's a damn drive through, the STRAP should've been pulled, c'mon Desi!
lol that wouldn’t have been a good idea
@newportsmoke3972 Yeah. He would have caught multiple different charges.
@@Kingtone1209 Roaming through ANY Hood without your Protection ain't a good idea.
@@theoutlawking9123 who said it wasn’t but don’t pull it out unless it’s necessary . People are gonna wonder who the f*ck u are if u pulling up to they hood, u gotta humble yourself
@@Kingtone1209 Humble yourself while a mob forms outside your vehicle? You definitely have never been to the hood if you think that situation calls for humility. Niggas only respect strength, if they crowding up on you trying to act tough then show them what that means.
God is Love 💖🙏🏾❤️
I love all the diff energy and affection all at once hahaha!!!
Dude was like check his pockets 😂
CLASSIC FUNNY TEARS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Not Desi in the Tesi 😂😂😂
I see you Peach 🍑❤
The acting in this was really good, especially from the "brother." 👌
Lmao 🤣 Desi too accurate, as always! Is that SupaPeach? 👀
Yo this shit too accurate everyone at some point in their life remember that moment a girl saved your ass when you out your own neighborhood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☠️☠️ super Facts 💯desi u a fool bruh lmao
Alright, but she put you in this position to begin with. Hahaha
@alemaocomrobin6596 man if she a bad mamajama you gone take the risk for them yams 🍠 bro don't front pure facts 💯 🤣🤣🤣
Nah not me cuz I don't date out of the ghetto . I'm to good for that and my life is to valuable.
@NowYourMad fraudulent u dated in the hood before branching out homie straight cap
@@Thugaliciouss you actually right now that I think about it . Definitely used to date a few broads from the hood