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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2020
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    I hope that you enjoy this gentle (well...at least gentle for me lol) sound assortment for relaxation and sleep. Lots of tapping, some scratching, and lots of ear to ear whispering binaural goodness. Enjoy :)
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @DaltonarchOwari
    @DaltonarchOwari 4 года назад +5300

    41:56 my dad to my mom when holding me for the first time .

  • @kimberleem
    @kimberleem 4 года назад +3889

    24:16 me, first day on the job at Subway

    • @im_Spade_
      @im_Spade_ 4 года назад +72

      Bruh 😂

    • @corrupted2443
      @corrupted2443 4 года назад +27

      kimber 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @devillkun
      @devillkun 4 года назад +20

      😂💀

    • @ultragreyy
      @ultragreyy 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @ryyn
      @ryyn 4 года назад +22

      Thank you for the laugh

  • @potochosworld9237
    @potochosworld9237 4 года назад +2863

    Me when I heard school was cancelled for the rest of the year 5:17
    But we have online learning 28:22

  • @aidenmartindale5855
    @aidenmartindale5855 4 года назад +1580

    11:00 when your little brother comes in to annoy you while you sleep

  • @felipemartinez5809
    @felipemartinez5809 4 года назад +3655

    46:16 when you’re on the phone with your mom and you’re trying to hang up but she’s keeps talking

    • @v_HaroS
      @v_HaroS 4 года назад +21

      HAHAHAAHAHAH

    • @Olga-xf9kr
      @Olga-xf9kr 4 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reefvdw
      @reefvdw 4 года назад +10

      Omg so tru 😂😂😂BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Rezu_Kyonyu
      @Rezu_Kyonyu 4 года назад +6

      Relatable

    • @TimoLmao
      @TimoLmao 4 года назад +3

      OMG HAHA

  • @ellie-fe4dj
    @ellie-fe4dj 4 года назад +2154

    29:54 my cat when I leave my breakfast unattended

  • @blainerankin550
    @blainerankin550 4 года назад +1604

    My mum: dont play with ur food!
    Me when she leaves the room: 28:27

  • @Dionyxuzzz
    @Dionyxuzzz 4 года назад +1978

    28:07 When I try to let out the fart that's been stuck for too long

    • @georgevatsos
      @georgevatsos 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @folcrons
      @folcrons 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @lordNODNARB-xv5et
      @lordNODNARB-xv5et 4 года назад +5

      Literally yes my god mate lol

    • @asmrdr8993
      @asmrdr8993 4 года назад +12

      Dionyxuzzz bro I couldn’t stop laughing bro I brush out loud

    • @xandertuttle1682
      @xandertuttle1682 4 года назад +3

      I love these comments!
      😂😂😂

  • @denisz1x171
    @denisz1x171 4 года назад +2621

    32:18 my mom every time she walks in my room

  • @nf4482
    @nf4482 4 года назад +5505

    34:31 me carrying the filled ice tray to the freezer

    • @bustinjundy7874
      @bustinjundy7874 4 года назад +62

      Nicholas Feldman very underrated comment

    • @JoJo_727
      @JoJo_727 4 года назад +11

      Truuuuue smart Moe

    • @nicolaslimaelias6904
      @nicolaslimaelias6904 4 года назад +19

      LMAO

    • @paulapalais
      @paulapalais 4 года назад +19

      I'm cracking up. Love it

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 4 года назад +4

      This comment makes no sense. Water doesnt make that sound. And if it was filled with ice you wouldnt be carrying it to the freezer.

  • @WVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    @WVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 4 года назад +3633

    3:05 when someone coughs in public

    • @_Mrrock
      @_Mrrock 4 года назад +26

      R.I.P

    • @jackjones7271
      @jackjones7271 4 года назад +30

      Oh my god they were roommates this is just legendary

    • @asmraxel9060
      @asmraxel9060 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @aa1chris82
      @aa1chris82 4 года назад +2

      Roku u good there?

    • @cb250tss
      @cb250tss 4 года назад +3

      Roku ok pepe pfp

  • @veronika5453
    @veronika5453 4 года назад +451

    22:22 that smile after he said “little banana”

    • @crazy.connor6680
      @crazy.connor6680 3 года назад

      OMLL

    • @rvn0127
      @rvn0127 2 года назад +1

      aw

    • @SAGITTARlUS
      @SAGITTARlUS Год назад +1

      "Dont laugh Raffy, dont you dare laugh" is what was he was thinking right there

  • @colt_ratedr8671
    @colt_ratedr8671 4 года назад +1221

    28:37 me when i see raffy post

  • @ronsivan950
    @ronsivan950 4 года назад +1620

    41:17 my brain when the teacher asks me a question and i was sleeping

  • @TweakTuneVidz
    @TweakTuneVidz 4 года назад +1432

    30:42 my brain: “sleeping”. me vibin in my brain: “wait wake up is that the Mario theme song??”

    • @C16_football
      @C16_football 4 года назад +45

      Considering you have a fortnite profile pic you are probably way too young to remember the og mario games

    • @zandrarexhz693
      @zandrarexhz693 4 года назад +30

      C16 Football maybe maybe not

    • @C16_football
      @C16_football 4 года назад +22

      @@zandrarexhz693 well yeah. Only streamers and 7 year olds play fortnite

    • @lacy01
      @lacy01 4 года назад +12

      lmfao he’s done that in so many videos

    • @Lilrubs02
      @Lilrubs02 4 года назад +5

      C16 Football he can’t change he is prob 7 can he?

  • @lauranguyen170
    @lauranguyen170 4 года назад +480

    5:18 when I pass a test I didn’t study for

  • @ScarlettChilvers
    @ScarlettChilvers 4 года назад +3259

    my dad when i was born: 59:14

    • @goncalito
      @goncalito 4 года назад +120

      Severely underrated comment, u had me cracking up🤭

    • @zancrow9974
      @zancrow9974 4 года назад +90

      That was not funny and very funny too

    • @tjpm4368
      @tjpm4368 4 года назад +8

      Scarlett CC 😂😂

    • @oszito
      @oszito 4 года назад +9

      tf 😂

    • @nitajane8616
      @nitajane8616 4 года назад +8

      B r o

  • @jilliankattt
    @jilliankattt 4 года назад +3342

    TIMESTAMPS to help a brotha out 😴
    0:00 - 2:01 sponsor!
    2:02 - 13:07 intro
    14:20 big red box 📦 (some scratching but mostly tapping)
    21:15 little banana 🍌
    24:18 little apple 🍎
    25:06 blueberry
    26:21 shaking all three fruits in red box 27:11 tapping on red box again
    28:34 wooden slice of bread 🍞
    38:38 tingly chapstick
    39:17 - 41:20 “stipple” with chapstick
    41:27 shaking around chapstick
    47:09 rubbing and tapping chapstick on wooden bread
    49:06 nintendo switch 🎮
    58:20 - 1:02:35 zipper the snake 🐍

    • @Fawn1111
      @Fawn1111 4 года назад +24

      Thank you so much!! It really helps!

    • @bayo2001
      @bayo2001 4 года назад +12

      Raffy needs to get Zelda and Mario Odyssey on the switch 🤔

    • @bappo_1669
      @bappo_1669 4 года назад +21

      Chapstick + bread is the most confusing thing i've ever read

    • @Fawn1111
      @Fawn1111 4 года назад +3

      @@bayo2001 yessssssssss!!

    •  4 года назад +7

      Shut the fuck up pussy.

  • @bbert-tk2eu
    @bbert-tk2eu 4 года назад +1288

    41:17 my last brain cell still watching hindu guys building underground pools at 4am

    • @Sheyxna
      @Sheyxna 4 года назад +68

      Is it bad that I know exactly what video you're talking about?

    • @deborahtheassistant71
      @deborahtheassistant71 4 года назад +24

      Sheryl A nope I think I know the exact video as well lmao

    • @5starryansl
      @5starryansl 4 года назад +6

      That’s my last brain cells watching r/arabfunny

    • @balderdash14
      @balderdash14 4 года назад +5

      I think those guys are from East Asia but still a funny comment

    • @TojoRo
      @TojoRo 4 года назад +1

      that’s is the best one

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 4 года назад +75

    28:22 When you're trying to help people sleep, but end up being a time stamp meme.

  • @eggshell4376
    @eggshell4376 4 года назад +706

    34:32
    *When you get an itch but your holding a plate.*

  • @mikeodil7721
    @mikeodil7721 4 года назад +2561

    The gentle engineer makes good sounds.

    • @Fawn1111
      @Fawn1111 4 года назад +5

      Indeed good sir

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 года назад +1

      Mike Odil ruclips.net/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/видео.html

    • @Sellz-
      @Sellz- 4 года назад +11

      @@thugsnstuff4046 nigga everywhere

    • @invo2548
      @invo2548 4 года назад +5

      sounds like a children's book

    • @marcotvasmr
      @marcotvasmr 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @kithara_dd8859
    @kithara_dd8859 4 года назад +323

    3:13 my teacher when I'm not paying attention

    • @hammo4533
      @hammo4533 3 года назад

      Bruhhhhhhhh 😂

  • @thepeoplesartist2863
    @thepeoplesartist2863 4 года назад +541

    It’s like everybody on here is a comedian with these comments 😂

    • @reesemoney
      @reesemoney 4 года назад +1

      Ikr and I'm loving it! Lol

  • @JL-qk6md
    @JL-qk6md 4 года назад +2101

    The way you give ads is much much more acceptable even enjoyable than ads by RUclips.

    • @p0l.0pa
      @p0l.0pa 4 года назад +68

      Out of ever sponcer on a vid this is the first that actually made me look and consider buying it like why cant all of them be like that it's so nice

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 года назад +2

      ygdwsxh Li ruclips.net/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/видео.html

    • @kiseijuu7420
      @kiseijuu7420 4 года назад +4

      Its because its asmr, if all the ads, even red shadow legends, were say in an asmr way you would like it

    • @firstnamelastname9205
      @firstnamelastname9205 4 года назад +2

      @@thugsnstuff4046 tf is that

    • @masteroogway3805
      @masteroogway3805 4 года назад +3

      Kiseijuu shit tbh. Idc if Its a mike bloomberg ad, if its in asmr ill love It.

  • @daimxcom1546
    @daimxcom1546 4 года назад +1659

    My mother to her friends:
    -my son is so talented and smart.
    I'm also in my room at this moment:
    25:13

    • @ethanxtreme7018
      @ethanxtreme7018 4 года назад +4

      Lol that’s my parents and me

    • @lunolegs
      @lunolegs 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @folcrons
      @folcrons 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 года назад +1

      I dont get it but i still laugh lol

    • @oofoof6180
      @oofoof6180 4 года назад +20

      @@Tripskeet basically when his mom tells her friends he's smart, he is actually doing the most dumbest thing in his room the same moment

  • @rhystattersall5864
    @rhystattersall5864 4 года назад +1800

    2:07 : me to my girlfriend after being too loud and waking up my parents

    • @mookieandsnuggles4251
      @mookieandsnuggles4251 4 года назад +76

      This deserves way more likes that Is the only one I laughed at out of all the other meme comments

    • @pinkgicci1645
      @pinkgicci1645 4 года назад +4

      Mookieandsnuggles your opinion is wrong he's not funny and he does not have a girl

    • @beewo
      @beewo 4 года назад +81

      Works until 3:01

    • @daddysgon9705
      @daddysgon9705 4 года назад +26

      Works great up to 3:01

    • @realpadrino
      @realpadrino 4 года назад +46

      “I was watching our previous videos and I tend to be on the more aggressive side with the sounds” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @justmusic8878
    @justmusic8878 4 года назад +1981

    my friend: My family has a huge swimming pool. What does you family have?
    Me: 5:26

    • @maddiemarques759
      @maddiemarques759 4 года назад +30

      Lmao. Like fr, iwas laughing at this for a while. Thx for making my day 🤣

    • @justmusic8878
      @justmusic8878 4 года назад +9

      Madison Marques np

    • @urcousin4453
      @urcousin4453 4 года назад +25

      *WE HAVE SOME WOODEN TOAST*

    • @asmraxel9060
      @asmraxel9060 4 года назад +5

      😂made me laugh out loud😂

    • @filmingfilms196
      @filmingfilms196 4 года назад +2

      Madison Marques Honestly yea😂

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 4 года назад +2938

    THE ONLY TIMESTAMP YOU NEED:
    ****30:42****
    ****30:42****

    • @elianbarajas
      @elianbarajas 4 года назад +294

      Is that Mario ?

    • @zombiegirlfriend
      @zombiegirlfriend 4 года назад +174

      @@elianbarajas hint:
      31:04

    • @mr.universe1991
      @mr.universe1991 4 года назад +127

      @@zombiegirlfriend the time stamp is 31:04. Turn that into a date, and its March 10, Mar10, MARIO DAY!!! The four represents mario four. ITS COMFIRMED. MARIO 4 WILL RELEASE ON MARCH 10!!!!! HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!

    • @user-gr6ng9hd7f
      @user-gr6ng9hd7f 4 года назад +22

      Ah…
      Mario?

    • @kuru9157
      @kuru9157 4 года назад +36

      That was surprisingly recognisable

  • @alexiajolie
    @alexiajolie 4 года назад +3129

    8:09 when you’re cheating on a test and the teacher looks so you pretend you’re thinking

    • @wyleybug
      @wyleybug 4 года назад +51

      Alexia Hackshaw THE HEAD NOD 🤣

    • @Brycefr
      @Brycefr 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @harveyharber9406
      @harveyharber9406 4 года назад +18

      Lol I do this when I teacher is abt to ask someone to answer the question 😂😂

    • @maykmoto
      @maykmoto 4 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @myteng7913
      @myteng7913 4 года назад +1

      lol

  • @martian5603
    @martian5603 4 года назад +116

    Me getting a D instead of a F on my English test 5:17

  • @itz_christian_9356
    @itz_christian_9356 4 года назад +481

    Nobody:
    Me putting on my glasses cuz I can’t see: 39:13

  • @Asconisti
    @Asconisti 4 года назад +337

    0:52 Oscar for best acting

  • @mkmaster0519
    @mkmaster0519 4 года назад +8352

    Raffy: A word from our sponsor
    Me: ...
    Raffy: pulls out epic earbuds
    Me: THANK GOD IT IS NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @SBradison
      @SBradison 4 года назад +207

      cannot say I wouldn’t be intrigued by the idea of seeing asmr version of it because the original commercial is usually loud af

    • @R0ckst4r0ck3r
      @R0ckst4r0ck3r 4 года назад +90

      Is it TheLegend27?

    • @mortaltoxicity1640
      @mortaltoxicity1640 4 года назад +7

      Vulpes Inculta yes indeed

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 года назад +5

      mkmaster05 ruclips.net/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/видео.html

    • @nsgbranden8343
      @nsgbranden8343 4 года назад +4

      Bro same 😂😂😂😂

  • @Flummon
    @Flummon 4 года назад +801

    Me to my parents: Am I adopted?
    My parents: 41:18

    • @cohenmaunder9767
      @cohenmaunder9767 4 года назад +7

      Had me dead mate

    • @valguthcsongor5263
      @valguthcsongor5263 4 года назад +5

      Very underrated comment

    • @Flummon
      @Flummon 4 года назад +1

      @@valguthcsongor5263 Thank you, but it's also like that bcs this comment was posted after like a month or 2 after the video was up.

    • @xsnda
      @xsnda 4 года назад +1

      i’m adopred

    • @31chl0
      @31chl0 4 года назад

      ily this is so funny

  • @randybruhmoment5399
    @randybruhmoment5399 4 года назад +518

    Me after leaving Olive garden for the fifth time in one week. 12:53

  • @braydenhochstedler6072
    @braydenhochstedler6072 4 года назад +1954

    3:04My mom every time I get close to my girlfriend

    • @eq55
      @eq55 4 года назад +16

      Why is your mom in the same area with your girlfriend?

    • @braydenhochstedler6072
      @braydenhochstedler6072 4 года назад +25

      FDX umm if my girl comes over and we.idk watch a movie then my mom comes home and sees us she’s like ohhhh no get goin

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 года назад +1

      @@braydenhochstedler6072 why?

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 года назад +1

      @@braydenhochstedler6072 your mom will scared if you
      Are having se*

    • @JaSe5000Q
      @JaSe5000Q 4 года назад +4

      @@Tripskeet hahahahaha wat

  • @Ab8hen
    @Ab8hen 4 года назад +585

    when i look at myself in the mirror: 28:22

    • @jacksonscott6778
      @jacksonscott6778 4 года назад +11

      I felt that ngl

    • @jacksonscott6778
      @jacksonscott6778 3 года назад +7

      @Jacob Perry your profile pic pretty much sums up my reaction to this

    • @asmritch
      @asmritch 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HTQ746BKpNM/видео.html PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO IMPROVE

    • @omegagaming2907
      @omegagaming2907 3 года назад

      That felt good knowing i am not the only one that makes that face at a mirror

    • @shrodingerscat9619
      @shrodingerscat9619 3 года назад

      This is a certified hood classic

  • @allcubedout6905
    @allcubedout6905 4 года назад +315

    This guy is so underrated this guy should have over 1m subs

  • @MindOfMyles
    @MindOfMyles 4 года назад +497

    41:17 when your on your first date, but you dont know what to say so you think about it for a sec but just decide to awkwardly smile at them

  • @ConnorPetkovic
    @ConnorPetkovic 4 года назад +4418

    Nobody:
    My parents when I was 4: 3:06

  • @bassmuscle101
    @bassmuscle101 3 года назад +279

    This is literally the funniest comment section I've ever seen on RUclips

  • @onebrotherleft750
    @onebrotherleft750 4 года назад +185

    21:12 when she see it when it soft

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 3 года назад +1

      I laughed at the joke. Then shed a tear at the name. Rip Juice

    • @golden1524
      @golden1524 3 года назад

      rip💀

  • @GangstaASMR
    @GangstaASMR 4 года назад +2256

    I'm still in shock for how active he became, for the amount of videos he posted this year we should be at 2040 lol

  • @zebafarihafarooq390
    @zebafarihafarooq390 4 года назад +420

    43:04 when it's a *gentle* video but you wanna be aggressive

  • @carabarara_8553
    @carabarara_8553 4 года назад +148

    13:10
    Me in the mirror trying to piece myself together before the big date night.

    • @PaigeAllm
      @PaigeAllm 4 года назад +1

      I love your pfp

  • @Ab8hen
    @Ab8hen 4 года назад +53

    when the teacher asks me a question and i don’t know the answer: 28:22

  • @euanvenner8184
    @euanvenner8184 4 года назад +764

    20:59 when someone asks a vegan what they want for dessert

    • @wuhoho4687
      @wuhoho4687 4 года назад +10

      This is like the only ones of these comments that actually made me laugh haha
      It caught me off guard so much bahaha

    • @afb1233
      @afb1233 4 года назад +3

      Hahahhahaha this is awesome.

    • @fiji6765
      @fiji6765 4 года назад +1

      Plz No hahahahahahah im dying at 12 pm right now

    • @reallyMika
      @reallyMika 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for this comment omg 😂😂

    • @buttercopter9369
      @buttercopter9369 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @spoofking9347
    @spoofking9347 3 года назад +54

    Me when I'm tripping on mushrooms and kill my brothers pet turtle 31:03

    • @The-Dan-Gang
      @The-Dan-Gang 3 года назад +1

      I know you conmented that 10 months ago but bro that's brutal

  • @schmitzvi
    @schmitzvi 4 года назад +114

    I seemed to have watched this whole video through only time stamps in the comments

  • @TBanos
    @TBanos 4 года назад +475

    36:00 "I think the case, makes good sounds- The TOAST, not the case, what am I talking about??" *The Case* shows its influence even when it's not around!

    • @thephilosophicalone6737
      @thephilosophicalone6737 4 года назад +6

      T. Banos what happened to the case that makes good sounds?

    • @TBanos
      @TBanos 4 года назад +6

      @@thephilosophicalone6737 It's restoring its power right now. We havent seen the case in a while, but that's only because if Raffy were to use it in every video, the case may not continue to always make good sounds

    • @octopusasmr4657
      @octopusasmr4657 4 года назад +9

      *T H E C A S E*

  • @michaelb8550
    @michaelb8550 4 года назад +201

    40:00 is the best

  • @mbrzz
    @mbrzz 2 года назад +65

    56:28
    me trying to make my little brother stop crying before my parents know

  • @itzyaboii6262
    @itzyaboii6262 4 года назад +749

    i think the timestamps make good sounds
    3:27 Big Red Fruit Box Preview
    5:50 Wooden Toast Preview
    8:06 Nintendo Switch Preview
    9:38 Wooden Chapstick Case Preview
    12:14 Zipper The Snake Preview
    14:23 Big Red Fruit Box
    22:24 Little Banana
    28:40 Wooden Toast
    39:52 Wooden Chapstick Case
    49:08 Nintendo Switch(😴)
    58:25 Zipper The Snake
    1:03:00 Outro

  • @maddielyn2663
    @maddielyn2663 4 года назад +483

    3:03 The chaperones at school dances when a slow song comes on

  • @connora9
    @connora9 4 года назад +1430

    5:17 when your step sister gets her hand caught in the washing machine

  • @Tweedz04
    @Tweedz04 4 года назад +290

    17:54 my uncle before walking in to my bedroom while I’m sleeping

  • @liamkinney7581
    @liamkinney7581 4 года назад +38

    41:18 When ur moms taking you to the orphanage and you ask where your going

  • @ivorybroivorybro6128
    @ivorybroivorybro6128 4 года назад +224

    This guy looks like the guy that u would want to give a huge hug

    • @treygc3291
      @treygc3291 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @razvan7355
      @razvan7355 4 года назад +1

      Girls that hug you , uhh , basically friendzone you and I dont like that :(

    • @hades6295
      @hades6295 4 года назад +2

      Are you implying that he is fat??????

    • @ivorybroivorybro6128
      @ivorybroivorybro6128 4 года назад +1

      Demonslayer64 no he just looks like he would be a dad u know?

    • @Catawampa
      @Catawampa 4 года назад +1

      razvan7 omg 😂

  • @jakehoward8558
    @jakehoward8558 4 года назад +671

    *Mitosis in a nutshell*
    3:03

  • @odrsjotvr7446
    @odrsjotvr7446 4 года назад +342

    Mom: OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU BUY A SLAVE! Me: 1:00:39

  • @bunol2001
    @bunol2001 4 года назад +46

    Teacher: puts me and my friend next to each other in class.
    Me and my friend: talks about the work we have to do.
    Teacher: 3:05

  • @joesbarbershop
    @joesbarbershop 4 года назад +1217

    *“Wake up in the morning i got tingles on my mind.”*

    • @vividbunny3682
      @vividbunny3682 4 года назад +47

      Nintendo switch, earbuds, red box and good times

    • @mattmcpherson1794
      @mattmcpherson1794 4 года назад +38

      giving the tingles, catching us by surprise

    • @smukki6346
      @smukki6346 4 года назад +17

      Ak47 mac 11 glocks 9s

    • @aeyfour
      @aeyfour 4 года назад +24

      Smukki hol up

    • @joesbarbershop
      @joesbarbershop 4 года назад +47

      Smukki you ruined the meme smartass you were supposed to make it tingly

  • @easyplayz8438
    @easyplayz8438 4 года назад +469

    46:30 when my moms yells at me

  • @thenolimitsociety3343
    @thenolimitsociety3343 4 года назад +46

    i wish every video on youtube had this comment section ngl

  • @daintypaint3686
    @daintypaint3686 4 года назад +254

    5:26
    When you have some wooden toast

  • @itz_christian_9356
    @itz_christian_9356 4 года назад +1310

    12:02 adults making their first “special” video

    • @arigiofches6358
      @arigiofches6358 4 года назад +8

      Hmm

    • @Chrishum
      @Chrishum 4 года назад +15

      69 likes

    • @AzazelTV18
      @AzazelTV18 4 года назад +2

      @@Chrishum i feel bad for you

    • @someone5733
      @someone5733 4 года назад

      Azazel TV feel bad for his parents

    • @Chrishum
      @Chrishum 4 года назад +9

      Someone ? Wtf I literally just said that the comment was at 69 likes like any other person would 😕

  • @owen_mgo2424
    @owen_mgo2424 4 года назад +755

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul on the planet:
    The Kool-Aid Man: 30:20

    • @Michael-ir8pc
      @Michael-ir8pc 4 года назад +6

      Cowboy McGee lmao first funny comment I’ve seen

    • @letitliv6984
      @letitliv6984 4 года назад

      Cowboy McGee LOL

    • @obi-wankenobi6307
      @obi-wankenobi6307 4 года назад +2

      Would’ve liked if you didn’t use this overused format

    • @tylercraven2629
      @tylercraven2629 4 года назад

      Cowboy McGee I thought I accidentally said that like I felt it in my throat (that’s what she said)

    • @drewgames3166
      @drewgames3166 4 года назад

      This dude is the koolaid man

  • @sluuggrr
    @sluuggrr 4 года назад +98

    58:20 *the weird uncle has joined the chat*

  • @lovegalore8899
    @lovegalore8899 4 года назад +22

    26:59 that guy who almost dropped his croissant in that vine

  • @true_floridian1849
    @true_floridian1849 4 года назад +5299

    22:09 her when I take my clothes off

  • @a15573618
    @a15573618 4 года назад +698

    28:23 when my teammate accidentally team kill me

    • @wuhoho4687
      @wuhoho4687 4 года назад +82

      "sO wE sHalL pLay WiTh jUst oNe piEcE oF tOasT"

    • @scubasteve5458
      @scubasteve5458 4 года назад +10

      I honestly haven’t laughed so much on a same video 😂

    • @scubasteve5458
      @scubasteve5458 4 года назад

      Shi I meant Asmr video lol

    • @user57614
      @user57614 4 года назад

      阿恆 OOF

    • @anthonyaguilar8092
      @anthonyaguilar8092 4 года назад +1

      when you know you pressed the right button combination but your controller says “nah, I’m good”

  • @Maheshpanda
    @Maheshpanda 4 года назад +362

    3:05 American couple 5 months after their marriage

    • @lacy01
      @lacy01 4 года назад +4

      LMFAOOO NO FR

    • @jadynbolan
      @jadynbolan 4 года назад +8

      My dad still is getting the milk, he hasn’t came back in 10 years, maybe they ran out of milk...

    • @JaxonForPresident
      @JaxonForPresident 4 года назад

      Jadyns Productions that’s not what he meant

    • @vecchioutente
      @vecchioutente 4 года назад +8

      Well, it's not better there, in India. Your parents are choosing your fucking wife😂

    • @Maheshpanda
      @Maheshpanda 4 года назад +2

      @@vecchioutente yep do you have a sister

  • @stevenm2722
    @stevenm2722 3 года назад +52

    I love this guy. Unlike other ASMRtists that go over the top to play a character, Raffy is so genuine. It's like he's being himself and there just happens to be a camera filming him.

    • @Sirbaconator_9o2
      @Sirbaconator_9o2 2 года назад +3

      You can tell because he talks about his personal life sometimes, or even his game preferences.

    • @CannibalWHORE22
      @CannibalWHORE22 10 месяцев назад

      I agree. It’s like someone you know that is interesting but also cares about you and wants only the best for you. I think that is what makes his asmr work because he puts you at ease.

  • @ellenastirling3137
    @ellenastirling3137 4 года назад +525

    Normal ASMRtists: wears headphones to listen to the sounds
    Raffy: almost puts items inside his ear

    • @sugoish9461
      @sugoish9461 4 года назад +6

      MassageASMR too, actually! The only ones I've seen so far though!

    • @Billy-gi6kc
      @Billy-gi6kc 4 года назад

      Ellena Stirling your gorgeous

    • @roxbruhman5278
      @roxbruhman5278 4 года назад +22

      Billy 23 my man billy try a slide in there

    • @HunnidMinds
      @HunnidMinds 4 года назад +9

      @Billy 23 he simpin rn.

    • @BaileyLT2001
      @BaileyLT2001 4 года назад

      Go on billy dont be a neek just ask her man.

  • @bonesreds3062
    @bonesreds3062 4 года назад +2206

    When it slips out on accident... 45:02

    • @tomsolo285
      @tomsolo285 4 года назад +35

      Luke Hermann too underrated

    • @oh223s
      @oh223s 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @swaggerlitous
      @swaggerlitous 4 года назад +13

      AHHHHHHHH

    • @dean8793
      @dean8793 4 года назад +5

      Luke Hermann 😂😂😭😭

    • @mats9768
      @mats9768 4 года назад +4

      I'm dying man hahahaha

  • @SufficientWhispers
    @SufficientWhispers 4 года назад +1176

    I was not ready for this comment section lol. Good stuff 👏🏼

    • @emilyy6
      @emilyy6 3 года назад +6

      Ikr 😂

    • @timanz6696
      @timanz6696 3 года назад +9

      Facts there all so perfect

    • @miguelsmoviereviews1580
      @miguelsmoviereviews1580 3 года назад +14

      this is the first comment in this comment section that I saw that had no timestamps

    • @aj_1551
      @aj_1551 3 года назад +2

      No there cringe

    • @joaquinmoncayo3526
      @joaquinmoncayo3526 3 года назад

      yo drop new nba jersey vid

  • @ajevasco1696
    @ajevasco1696 3 года назад +112

    2:08 me trying to convince my parents to let me and my cousin have a sleep over after already sleeping over the night before being loud and annoying.

  • @wyxn1176
    @wyxn1176 4 года назад +87

    everyone when raffy uploads: 27:05

  • @RJFmedia
    @RJFmedia 4 года назад +1278

    31:50 when u see a fine girl walk by

    • @eliasrieger9883
      @eliasrieger9883 4 года назад +10

      Holy shit i'm laughing so hard rn, thanks for that

    • @SilviaN_
      @SilviaN_ 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment 😥

    • @zaixan
      @zaixan 4 года назад +2

      🤘😔🔫

    • @octopusasmr4657
      @octopusasmr4657 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @nsgbranden8343
      @nsgbranden8343 4 года назад +3

      @@SilviaN_ this is a under rated comment

  • @lauranguyen170
    @lauranguyen170 4 года назад +92

    20:59 when I tell my immigrant mother I’m hungry

  • @liltinboy2781
    @liltinboy2781 3 года назад +50

    me telling my mom I'm depressed
    my mom: 7:32

    • @jaeji.
      @jaeji. 3 года назад +1

      I’m wheezing 💀

    • @SkorpzOfficial
      @SkorpzOfficial 3 года назад

      This one got me really bad, underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Daddychill2431
    @Daddychill2431 4 года назад +127

    0:57 the reloaded pistol being cocked back and shot twice makes good sounds.

    • @uhyess
      @uhyess 4 года назад +1

      yes

    • @julanmb1309
      @julanmb1309 4 года назад +7

      The yellow tape around a shot body makes good sounds

    • @SirMacNoot1017
      @SirMacNoot1017 4 года назад

      The bloody t shirt makes good sounds

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 4 года назад

      the traumatised family
      makes good sounds

  • @IsaacMabry
    @IsaacMabry 4 года назад +81

    0:59 6ix9ine when the judge asked him what evidence he has that could incriminate YNW Melly.

  • @Jean-dn9ii
    @Jean-dn9ii 4 года назад +152

    28:22 when my wife’s boyfriend kicks me out of the house for the 3rd time.

  • @hikingtotoro
    @hikingtotoro 4 года назад +1016

    “1 million? 2 million?” Nah, it comes in at about half the price... $500k earbuds?! 😭

    • @Mandy3141
      @Mandy3141 4 года назад +26

      Thought the sameee

    • @vilebeggar622
      @vilebeggar622 4 года назад +20

      Lol same I was curious went and checked was less than 100

    • @izzys1035
      @izzys1035 4 года назад +1

      Same🤣

    • @arnljot9030
      @arnljot9030 4 года назад +20

      Don't forget the 15% off!

    • @ghostpirate7733
      @ghostpirate7733 4 года назад +4

      He said half the price of premium ear buds which are not very expensive but still expensive

  • @findon2467
    @findon2467 4 года назад +81

    "not only do I look incredible wearing them-" love the confidence 😭🌻🎉

  • @fluffyfroggo5871
    @fluffyfroggo5871 3 года назад +9

    38:33
    Raffy "Tingly"
    captions: *D i n k l e y*
    48:57
    Raffy "Nintendo"
    captions: *d e a d n o s e*

  • @joshpedroza7067
    @joshpedroza7067 4 года назад +120

    3:05. My girlfriend when I show love to her

    • @martychcolate
      @martychcolate 4 года назад

      Hhahahaahah! This hit me hard! 😂😂😂😭

    • @jakonjhn
      @jakonjhn 4 года назад +2

      Bro that's relatable.

    • @joshpedroza7067
      @joshpedroza7067 4 года назад

      @@jakonjhn lol

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 4 года назад +757

    I haven’t even watched the whole video yet (well, nobody except Raffy has watched the whole video at the time I’m writing this), but I can tell this is going to be good.

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 4 года назад +16

      @@thugsnstuff4046 Your iq is the same number as the likes you have

    • @phronesis2471
      @phronesis2471 4 года назад +7

      @@thugsnstuff4046go fuck yourself into oblivion

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 года назад +1

      Thugs n stuff buddy you’re bad at siege

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 года назад

      Guys it’s fine I just reported his comments for spam

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 года назад +1

      @@charleschristensen8556 What did he say?

  • @DdeeT
    @DdeeT 4 года назад +1655

    Nobody:
    Canadians: 56:28

    • @syndythelad6860
      @syndythelad6860 4 года назад +28

      Ɖdee T Not even offended and very much agreeing with the fact

    • @auv8118
      @auv8118 4 года назад +51

      @@syndythelad6860 if you were offended you would of apologized for being offended

    • @siegejacob2019
      @siegejacob2019 4 года назад +7

      Jesús Sánchez you do not do grammar either

    • @AzazelTV18
      @AzazelTV18 4 года назад +4

      Can someone please explain the joke?

    • @siegejacob2019
      @siegejacob2019 4 года назад +16

      Azazel TV cuz Canadians like to apologize a lot

  • @sonickrazyboyDC4
    @sonickrazyboyDC4 4 года назад +14

    41:34
    me: button mashing too hard
    my controller:

  • @92.rx7
    @92.rx7 4 года назад +19

    31:35 when i finally can let go the fart that i was holding the entire time

  • @stinna5588
    @stinna5588 4 года назад +770

    22:08 when me and my gf get it on for the first time

  • @scarlettmckenna9463
    @scarlettmckenna9463 4 года назад +132

    6:12
    i thought he said “we can do some shanking with the toast”

  • @the_Wolf_directly
    @the_Wolf_directly 3 года назад +11

    44:22 me checking my fingers after I wipe

    • @nialltxrry
      @nialltxrry 3 года назад

      hahahah i rate this one

    • @borp9173
      @borp9173 3 года назад

      This is one of the best ones lel

    • @DaylenShmaylen
      @DaylenShmaylen 3 года назад

      Hahahahahaha so fucked

  • @LukeT84
    @LukeT84 4 года назад +669

    "In fact I know I will be back, because I had a great time."
    Not my words, the words of Joseph Bernard Connolly. I think about them every day. He's a diver in Melbourne, Australia now. I miss him. The legend we didn't deserve. Come back Joe!

    • @fawwe
      @fawwe 4 года назад +16

      That's a great quote my dude. I suppose he was a great person.

    • @mkmaster0519
      @mkmaster0519 4 года назад +14

      Got a bit emotional right there :*(

    • @christopher0401
      @christopher0401 4 года назад +8

      We need him back!

    • @Voorsy
      @Voorsy 4 года назад +4

      Does anyone know his insta, that man was a stunna

    • @LukeT84
      @LukeT84 4 года назад +25

      @Karan Hating online is no way to spend your Saturday night. Enjoy life buddy, you're not here for a long time. Joe has done nothing to you, if you didn't enjoy his video, don't watch it. Nobody wins when you hate.

  • @abbylynn2640
    @abbylynn2640 4 года назад +1924

    These comments are making me laugh I should be sleeping 😂

    • @theemcsaucy7076
      @theemcsaucy7076 4 года назад +14

      Abby Lynn never related to a comment so much in my life

    • @jeloticc6357
      @jeloticc6357 4 года назад +14

      This is so true (fun fact i was your 69th like)

    • @letitliv6984
      @letitliv6984 4 года назад +6

      Abby Lynn ikr

    • @viola8856
      @viola8856 4 года назад +5

      I’m literally dying 😂

    • @arigiofches6358
      @arigiofches6358 4 года назад +6

      Fax

  • @stefan998FUl
    @stefan998FUl 4 года назад +47

    Her: Pull it out so i can see whats in your pants Me: 21:07

  • @nokitosembrano3657
    @nokitosembrano3657 4 года назад +128

    i should stop reading the comments T,T im screaming from laughter

    • @asmraxel9060
      @asmraxel9060 4 года назад +1

      Saaaaaame theyre so funny tho😂😂