Cursed - Episode 2 Season 1 - Freelancers
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2019
- In this episode the gang gets cursed by a disgruntled client and it has them asking: “Is this real?” “How do we handle it?” "Why is Zona soo annoying?” Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments.
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I’m broke
More twist
I can't wait to see Freelancers 2.
We need a 30 minute behind the scenes video after all episodes air.
*Creepy doll appears*
"Oooo, a lolly pop."
Ah, Ryan. Ever positive.
RIP Petunia
I read that in Matt’s voice XD
That’s matt
Priorities
My girls and I couldn't stop laughing! That was great!
Is it weird I nearly cried when petunia left
Me too!
No. Petunia was the light of Matt’s life
👌
My sister did too!
Not during quarantine
I love how Matt's character acts a little bit like Kyle
Kyle from what
Alvin Not Chne Kyle, like his old character from studio c (the one who couldn’t handle sweets u know)
Cool, now I have two haunted dolls.
Actually I don't see it
I love Kyle :D
“Does anyone have a kidney they can sell? I’d sell mine but momma already played that card.”
Poker Face, anyone?
😂😂😂
Omg, you are so right
LIKE THE WIIIIND
like the WIIIIIND
Oooooo sandwiches
2:29 "I won't let him out of my sight."
"He's gone and I have failed you." Lol
Hot sugar loops?
@@HeyAdamBerg yes please
Bro that’s not the right time 🤦♂️
@@lucianomarinelli4132 Thanks, I fixed it. BTW I'm female.
awkward monkey 86 sorry 2019 but you didn’t fix it it’s still the wrong time you just got a little closer 🤦♂️🤦♂️
"I won't let him out of my sight."
*door slams*
"He is gone and I have failed you."
2:29
Lmaoooo
Lmao, Matt is amazing!
LOL
I will quote this show for the rest of my life
@@wonderpyxel1129 yessss
"i lift my curse"
throws cheezits
That part killed me 🤣🤣
I also cant handle stacy at 5:48 when he says murdered 🤣
"Huh. It would seem that I have ruined our lives."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing. I'm just going to go to my screaming place for a second." leaves, *screams*
"I'm sure that's fine."
@Namy that's very rude
@Namy people do this so we can recap the funny moments of this video
@Namy Chill out
" I don't want no curse. Do I have cancer? Is that a lump? Okay. Oh no, that's my bicep. Wait no hold up, nope that’s a Cheezit."
Ah, obscure references.
*eats cheez it*
Me.....every day......
@@williamturner6192 yeep
@@carissa2118 ah, the nostalgia...
What's really sad is...
I'm sad for him losing Petunia
honestly same...
@@Sofia.kar7
Glad I'm not the only one😅
Hope she keeps popping up in the background.
@@williamturner6192
Oh that would be awesome 😂
Yesss!!
That last part about the creepy doll Petunia was oddly moving...
I literally teared up.
Nora Zulkifli screw tearing up I was sobbing uncontrollably on the floor
Why is a lollipop doll *so sad*
I went "Awww" loud enough that I apparently woke up my dog.
I almost cried
"Fur is murder!"
"I'm wearing a cotton polyester blend!"
"My point still stands!"
This show is amazing!
i was watching that part when i saw ur comment
@lindseyjensen1092 SAMMEEEE
“Anyone have a kidney we can sell?”
-Devin
“I wonder how much I could get for my kidney?”
-Mallory (Poker)
Good ol poker face
@@serenah8583 Yeah, Jason took mine. He didn't even pay for it. 😉🐵
You know, Devin, money is to be had through egg donations.....😆
Those kidneys sell fast. LIKE THE WIND
Im gonna break your knees, like the WIIIIND!!
-also Mal from poker
“I ordered all child’s smalls.”
“There are so many I will literally never have to buy clothes again.”
😂😂😂
They're little big, but they'll shrink in the wash
ME
CAPTAIN LITERALLY!
He is Matt meese the king of prepubescent males lol
Balance restored
6:25 Oh yeah, don't forget that Malleroy already sold her kidney.
Like the wind...
Hahaha
I passed away when I saw this ahh LiKe ThE WiNd and imma gave a monkey kidney
"I curse you"
" Is this powdered sugar" 🤔
Yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy yum
"Huh. It would seem... that I have ruined our lives."
IT'S MEEEEE
life?
Matt and dum dums
A better love story than twilight
Edit
Omg thanx for the likes
Anytime he mentions sugar, I can hear the inner Kyle trying to break out.
Took the words right from my mindscape.
I currently feel like literally ANY love story is better than Twilight 😂
Why does everyone hate Twilight again? I never read or saw it but I just found a copy in my grandparents' house and was thinking about it.
@@brynnevans1025 I absolutely loved the books before the movie came out. Then the actors in the movie completely ruined it for me, particularly Kristen Stewart. Do yourself a favour and only judge Twilight by the story as it was intended, not by the terrible movie acting. The movie could have been a thousand times better under a different director.
“I’d like everyone but the manchild to take back their curses.”
“*happily* no one’s ever called me a man!”
He’s big kile so yea
Zona - "For advertising or $100 for the whole company?"
Owen - "Yes"
Owen is a programmer
This comment is so underated. Lol 😂😂😂
You guys are absolutely NAILING the comedic timing with this one. I was worried because I always felt y’all were strongest with a live audience, but the editing and comedy is just on point.
same, I stopped watching Studio C because of apparently no more live stage sketches, which for me is funnier, but so happy that they are doing great here xD
@@Thesmus same here. But I would like to see some more live sketches. (They were funny because of the breaks)
Dreadpirate404 yes
💯% true statement and my exact reaction! Never been so pleasantly surprised haha
@@joanyou6254 studio C is with byutv where as Jk is their own so I doubt they will do live sketches. Probably don't even have a studio for live.
Not to say they aren't doing amazing with what they have but they would have to build up the company before they could do live, which slowly they are with the sponsors and all thay jazz but seeming as they are doing more acting and creating and stuff
again they probably wouldn't do live
Besides they're sketches, Loving Lyfe and Freelancers are hilarious
"Your curse was your personality"
boom roasted
That explains why Matt was the one being haunted the whole episode. He straight up tasted the powder.
@mockinjay_2397 makes sense. Although, it WAS powdered sugar, so she was begging for someone to eat it.
The nose bleed in response to hearing the news was genius
Fur is murder!
I'm wearing a cotton-polyester blend!
My point still stands!
Hahaha one of the best parts
Lol I read this just as it happened
I just love that she stay out of the window long enough to listen to his response!
Nobody's asking the real question here... Why is Matt cooking sugar loops and does it taste good.
The answers are because why not and yes, it tastes amazing
I also wondered about that 🤔
Mae Claire Cross I’m going to try it
@@fluffyllama4280 please tell me I'm really curious now 😂
It’s because he’s Matt
"I won't let him out of my sight" "He's gone and I have failed you. Hot sugar loops?"
“I shall name you Petunia”
Is anyone else way more excited for the next episode then they should be?
YES!!!!!
YES!!!
Yess!!!! Same!!
No I am exactly the right amount of excited because these are AMAZING
You can never be too excited
It’s hilarious how Matt is the only one fine with the sizes of the shirts being too small because they’re too big for him 😂
Child smalls are too big for him!!
The best part is that for the rest of the season, that's all that he wears
"oh, lollipop! thank you.
and no thank you" CASUALLY DUMPS CREEPY DOLL IN THE TRASH CAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
"Hmm... It would seem I have ruined our lives." 😂😂😂 Had me dying
"I'm just gonna go to my screaming place for a second."
I need one of those
That's totally relatable. Haha.
"It would seem...that I have ruined our lives."
I genuinely loved the subplot with Ryan and Petunia. XD
"I won't let him out of my sight."
Door slams
"He's gone and I have failed you."
best lines ever LOL
IKR!
I felt so bad for Matt when Petunia and his lollipops were gone.
Matt has the best lines in this series. 🤣😂
She called Matt a Man-child and he said no one’s ever called him a man. 😂
he has been called the man, the myth, the legend. Scott Sterling!
@@thehunterator520 r/wooosh
@@mr.megalodon4436 how was I wooshed? I was just referencing studio c.
"Does anyone have a kidney we can sell? I'd offer mine but mamma already played that card."
*_LIKE THE WIIIIIND!!!!!!_*
The real question is...
Was it powered sugar?
😓😥😰😨😱😱😱
I mean I hope so, Matt just ate that-
No, it was powdered bones, made from sugar
It was jeremys ashes from poker face
I can’t tell if “powered sugar” was an intentional pun or a mistake
(Because the sugar has powers to curse others, not like regular powdered sugar?)
I legit bark-laughed when Petunia said farewell...
Haha join the club sister XD I hope that she re-apears later on :3
S a m e
I probably sounded like an elephant. I enjoyed that way more than I should have. My cat looked at me weird
Jayze Pickles saaaaaaame
Hey Tori! What's up; excited to start Season 10 with a bunch of new co-workers (or do you miss the original cast)?
2:47 - Looks like Mr. Butts had to resort to thievery to pay for all his medical and legal bills from going up against Krispy Kreme...
That is exactly what I thought
LOL! I was just eating cherries when I pulled out one is double!
"Is this powdered sugar?"
*panics in Kyle*
“He’s gone and I have failed you.”
😂😂 Pure gold!
"PETUNIA!!!"
For real ya'll, I love Matt's ability to see the good in the curse. As one currently cursed, I applaud his aplomb!!!
Lol I’m cursed too
Okay, how many psychics have you two been meeting?
Ryan: I wont let him out of my sight
*Whoosh slam*
He"s gone and i've failed you
Lol😂😂
Well Zona was worried he would freak out over nothing so she didn't have anything to worry about.
Oh my goodness I can't believe I actually cried when Matt got the note from the Petunia!
"Someone wants to buy our website for 20,000.99$!"
"we made a profit!"
is it enough for Ryan's heart medication?
The frying pan full of fruit loops got me
Rip Mattunia your 8 minutes of happiness will never be forgotten 😢
I cried when petunia left irl
Tommie Works: me too!
Mattunia. I love it!
“Oh wait, that’s a Cheez it!” * eats it. 😂
"I won't let him out of my sight."
*2 seconds later*
"He is gone and I have failed you."
I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂
*_whips out earbuds_*
*”IM SO READY”*
Popcorn: ✔
Blanket: ✔
Headphones:✔
NOW IM READY
@@maddy7101
Sugar Loops x
Lollipops x
NOW I'M READY
**Airpod users are quacking**
"He is gone and I have failed you..."
LOL
Devin: I ordered all child smalls
Micah: Devin you ruined everything!
Ryan: I will never have to buy clothes again! Oh and a cotton polyester blend? Please and thank you!
XD I laughed so hard!
Also
Devin: Look at those 99 big ones...
99 cents. Wow.
*Cursed doll appears*
Matt: uses it as a way to obtain infinite lolipops
There are so many good one-liners in this hahaha. "Lollipop!" & "That's, that's bad, I hope things don't get worse for you."😆 Goodness I could watch this over and over.
I will name you Petunia 🤣
"I will literally never have to buy clothes again" *Captain Literally appears*
Or does he???
Matt hasn't had to but new clothes since middle school. 😂😉
2:50 Mr. Butts returns!
Edit: He probably robbed Stacey as revenge for the missing $5 of the $4,000!
It's great knowing that I can watch a clean comedy video from JK! Studios every Thursday
Who else thinks that JK studios is the best thing on RUclips
Agreed
Yes!
Yup
"IHOP?! Don't touch me!"
"I shall name you Petunia." I AM DEAD.
Would anyone like to curse me with finding a $20 bill in my pocket?
JK! Studios Great video. You did amazing! Can I help you create a discord?
I would not be angry if someone cursed me with $20...
Ok, by the power vested in me; 20 dollar bills shall fill your pockets😂👌 I would like to have that curse also **Wink wink**
Can u curse me with a reply??? Or bless I'm not picky
@@lexihall7383 lol I love your profile picture
I’ve watched 1 minute and I’m already dying of laughter
Is the song when she curse everyone is the same song as the crazy mall kiosk salesman? It's sounds familiar
no i checked it's different
Wouldn’t Owens birthday just be a sprinkle and a crum because of his micro stomach
Yes, but if he went to the pancake place claiming its his birthday, he would get FREE sprinkles and crumbs(probably)
"Fur is muder!"
"I'm wearing a cotton polyester blend!"
"My point still stands!"
😂😂😂😂
I was going to quote a funny bit in the video here but... I couldn’t choose just one. The whole thing *literally* had me in tears because I was laughing so hard!
Balance restored!
"What did you say?"
"Nothing! I'm just gonna go to my... screaming place for a second."
Why does this remind me of my sister?
“He’s gone and I have failed you”
😂 I'm still walking down the street laughing like a maniac remembering this episode 😂. Please, please, please, MORE freelamcer's episodes.
Only has a $100 dollers. has $1,000 laptop. LIFE
Silvanus Rempel Ryan also has an (i think) Iphone X
@@peachmilk6039
HOLLYWOOD
But it’s broken, so he probably bought it used!
@@whitneycall6140 they do break if you look at them wrong
Hei, you have to spend money to make money😀
Did anyone notice that mal used Gooble Ads? 😂
"Is this powdered sugar?" That was SOÕŌØÒÖÔÓ Matt.
Whitneys expressions are genius.........this has to be my favourite sketch of JK Studios so far.
Edit: i have ten likes right now and thats the most ive ever gotten.............
Yay! :] Glad to hear.
I've never felt like a week has taken an eternity to end until now. This series is already one of the most hilarious things these cast members have made imo. Can't wait to finish watching this episode.👍
Totally agree!
THis is the classic Studio C I really MISS! TT
Matt's character is so innocent and wholesome! Love this show!
"Now I have two lollipops."
Don't tell me I was the only one who was thinking it.
Also I KNOW THEY'RE NOT LOLLIPOPS. That's just what he called them.
KYLE NO
They are lollipops.
ah yes. be sure to get a balanced meal of hot sugar loops each morning
The heat is important, it turns the sugar into self replicating proteins allowing you to live off them on any budget with minimal side effects.
@TheHappyFaceC ahh yes
@@williamturner6192 but will the hot sugar loops give me super powers?
I love it when they add Dalton and Tori into there sketches.
I gotta say, I love it when I watch a show and recognize certain parts from the trailer
Also i made “if you have kardashian hopes you have to have kardashian slopes” my wallpaper
Lol me too!
*claps*
Adam Berg slow claps? 👏....👏......👏
Ryan: I won’t let him out of my sight.
Micha: walks out
Ryan: He’s gone and I have failed you
Owen: I've had 4 birthday party's there
Ryan: 👁👄👁
“In the last year 😏”
The conversations that happen while they’re filming are becoming my favorite parts
I'm so glad this came out just before I had to go to school. And why does Ryan remind me of a more grown up Kyle?
It's the sugar Sugar.
Wow, that sort of sentence should be much more common.
that's so true though
5:38 when I’m watching Freelancers and my phone dies
"momma already played that card"
who remembers that Studio C sketch?
Whohooooo this is what I look forward to all week!
"It would seem...that I have ruined our lives." I have been laughing over this one line delivery for 10 minutes!! :D
why do I feel like this should be called *the extended adventures of Kyle*
5:18 "The noob realized he had stumbled onto a small and insignificant, but rapid item spawn point. He remained camped there for the next five weeks, collecting this stackable item, until he had enough stockpiled to sell it all and buy his own castle."
The ending with petunia was strangely touching
Matt being a child small 😂😂😂
"Oh no my glasses!"
*cronch*
When Petunia left the note I was on the verge of tears 📝 😭