1st Amendment Stand Up - Mark Simmons

Martin Lawrence Presents: 1st Amendment Stand Up - Ep 511, Hosted by Sheryl Underwood, this episode features headliner Sandra Bernhard and comedians Damn Fool, Chinnitta Morris, Vincent Cook and Mark Simmons. Nov 6th On Starz. www.starz.com/1stamendment

[@banx757]

LOL! He said "Yo' son, word to my 4TH LIFE NIGGA!!! Ima murda all dese mice!" That shit had me dying!

[@POGpartyy]

the cat from brooklyn had my crying lmao

[@STirZ_RockCityUg]

Hahaha. "Is this one of them niggas? I thought you said you was a hamster." Lmao. Omg my ribs are hurting.

[@nakiacorbin8350]

omg I was laying down, I has to sit up in the bed to laugh....I lost it when he said that.😂😆😂😅

[@AfroSamuraii_]

That improv at the end was perfect.

[@LJPhoto_]

I know you get hungry in the wall but when I get back home. Get Your A-- In The WALL! Lmbooo!

[@Conspiracyknowledge]

i've seen this sooo many times it still gets me everytime

[@james34475]

is it GED night LMAO

[@amgaku]

Word to my fourth life! LMAO!

[@msreese5307]

Dang...they didn't get the Chinese food menu part...SMH!

[@Lxyfe]

Says fourth life but holds up 3 fingers

[@blakka91]

funny as hell

[@Suanesha]

oh my.....hahahahhaha....
I'm soo late. Just getting the Chinese menu joke.
covers face****

[@swaggasquadlabel]

"WORD TO MY 4TH LIFE NIGGA!" hahahahah
- Mimi -

[@dragonfly4484]

That Chinese joke was hella funny

[@d-funksteryea5188]

What’s up boy!!!! My friend from McClellan AFB. It’s Juan!!!!!

[@StanleyArmstead]

tha'ts my mans and nem!

[@candacemccarty5265]

I have gangster squirrels 🐿️

[@andy4905]

Couldn't stop laughing XD XD

[@tst3000]

@angiiemary you know how people always be talking about how chinese people eat and cook dogs....there you go!

[@Z9AFORMUZIC]

is it GED night??

[@sisaykidane1154]

Good job Mark simmoons

[@residentialblue]

Good Job Frat.....ISU

[@soleseek3r]

Lmfaooooooooo

[@TH3USUALSUSPECT]

yo son word to my 4th life nigga hahahahahah

[@EbonyAngela]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[@rshi6]

lol, "that shit funny, then that"

[@Angiexroman]

@tst3000 oh thanks hun :*

[@puunjabirockstar]

leavin chinese menus ROFLLL

[@manamiemyr]

thats a wrap.

[@15heartz]

smart comic

[@time2raiseupnow]

Ha,ha.

[@ancientstaffpub]

He probably had a yellow bus waiting for him outside.

[@Angiexroman]

what does he mean about the dog and the chineese food ,?

[@Dres_Anatomy]

dude n da white at 1:47............rod woodson lookin ass

[@FNDD22]

I sent this shit to my family in group chat and I ain’t know what dude said at the end and one of my brother in laws is Asian. Super embarrassing.

[@brooklynchild66]

shit Im from Brooklyn

[@tomboy287]

@NaturalMixedBeauty thought u said u a hamster looooooooooooool

[@youngrage816]

i still dont get the joke somebody help me plz???

[@Anime4Life35]

Chinese people eat dogs so he left menus so the dog knew if he kept acting up he was going to get eaten

[@youngrage816]

lol o.... ok lol

[@urasenseii]

Is this GED night?

[@PBWK]

I expected a racist joke like this in the 90s but this was 2011.