I hate when people say: “Wow, that’s (insert color you dyed it)” Yeah. Kinda what I was going for. If I dyed it pink, it might be weird if it was purple or something.
Lmfao snow flakes... yes its obvious but if it hurts your feelings then dam that's just silly did you know when people dont know what there doing the hair color may not be what they actually want and they just cant afford to go to a salon and get it professionally done...have dyed my hair red manny times and I'm lucky every time I loved whatever shade it turned into not everyone can be that lucky
This is so true. I got red highlights put in my hair and a fringe and people at school where just like "is that red?" Nah, its blue... They also said "why did you do that to your hair?" ....what am I supposed to say to that I guess because I felt like it
*Ughhhh* whenever I'm at a family meeting or at my cousin's house, I get this: "Your hair looks so dead" "Stop dyeing your hair!" "Ewwwww she did it again!!!1!!!1!1" "Are you okay?" "When are you gonna be done?" "That really isn't your colour" "Your hair feels like straw!" "Is that a wig? It better be" "Your hair is like plastic, don't let it melt" "Are you not proud of your natural brown hair? It's the only thing that makes you pretty" "You should shave your head and let it grow out and *NEVER* touch it again" "It'll never grow back the same" "Stop dyeing your hair, you look ugly with it" And so on.
Jesus Christ! If a boy cousin says it, kick him in the balls! If a girl cousin says it, Punch her in the boob! That’s what I’d do. If I’m not allowed in the house, they can’t insult me inside the house ._.
Adrienne Sophie next family gathering, don’t come. Tell your parents you are sick of everyone in your family bullying you and then make them tell everyone there so they feel bad. If they bully you just don’t ever go to family gatherings or interact with your extended family that is rude to yiu
•My depression is gone •My skin is clear •My parents are accepting •My body is hydrated •My grades are high •My order from Burger King is right •My teeth are straight •my crush now loves me *All because I followed Jessie. So go follow a hard working gay emo wholesome daddy*
MomComePickMeUp ImScared I’m literally everything except the parent accepting/burger king and I’m literally in love with sooo many girls so I kinda don’t have crushes
Someone stuck their head out the bus window and said “YOU KNOW YOUR HAIR IS BLUE?????” and I got on the bus and sarcastically said “OMG no! How did this happen? I’m guessing while I was sleeping a hair stylist bleached then dyed my hair! OF COURSE I KNEW IT WAS BLUE!”
Human Person, I went back to school today and I got a undercut. My friend walked up to me and went "you shaved your hair!" And I go "yeah!" And she says "you like it like that?" And I go "yeah!" And she goes "oh.... 😬"
I did the same thing! My friend austin was like "don't cut your hair I like you with long hair and short hair is ugly" so a bitch shaved her head and yesterday my friend ian told me not to dye my hair blue cuz he doesn't want to go out in public with me so i dyed that shit. So basically the moral of the story is don't tell me what to do.
Gray Crowned Crane | that’s sad :’( don’t let people stop you doing what you want 💜 although on the bright side i see seokjin in your profile picture, hi army !
Me: *the only one in school with coloured hair* (coloured hair IS allowed but my peers chose not to because they say it "makes you look weird") Rest of the grade: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN BULLYING!!!*
I just got told this the other day when I dyed my hair... I was just like... “so you guys didn’t like the blue?” Let me dye my hair whatever ever color I want Karen without your opinion
Kseniya Mak yeah when I did colored braids there where so many comments on how I look much better this way .. I mean that‘s kind of rude because I mean they do know that I have to take them of after a time so...Btw dry for my English i‘m from austria😂😬
Yes, yes it is alive. It's alive just at the point where it's grown out and it dies shortly after. So basically you have a corpse on your head, and you double-killed it.
Oh god, I can relate to this. I dyed my hair pink and everyone was like "Are you going through a phase? Is this a cry for attention?" Like jeez I just want pink hair...
Well yeah, its really cool when u see someone with their hair dyed, that's why people looks at you, they think its: - OMG SO COOL I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR TOO - Ew gross you're ruining your hair.
I used to have hot pink hair, and I loved it! I had a guy say, "You look better with your natural hair." Okay? I didn't once think about your opinion when I dyed it? Lol
Two women stood beside... One of them noticed my bluish green hair and one of them looked at me and was like "that looks beautiful" Her friend finally noticed me and said "ew.. What is that?? " I was like "um.. Is that any of your business?? " Tbh fuck him/them (anyone who says that)
Me: *dyes hair* My Mom: " I like it!" Me: *cuts my hair to my shoulders* My Mom: " I liked your hair better when it was long" Me: *cries myself to sleep* My self confidence: *dropped to 0%* 1 like=1 more % to add to my self confidence OMG THANK U FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!!! U PEOPLE A RE AMAZING!!!
I dyed my hair for the 1st time this summer!! Also I'm bi/questioning and my dad said "oh it's a bit gay isn't it" and I legit just said "that's the point bish"
@@kenzeebellamy6027 yeah ik, I was pretty annoyed at first but I just kinda have learned to accept that he probably won't ever really understand that these things do hurt but he's pretty accepting and chill at the minute. I have a girl that I think I'm gonna ask out soon.. let's see how that goes XD
“When your hair is colored,you’re just asking for attention” Me: No she’s not,Just because she changed her hair doesn’t mean she’s asking for attention *She just likes that blue hair style,nothing wrong with it*
“You look like a troll” I hear that every day! The only difference is... I don’t have colored hair Edit: Y'all gotta stop lmao-it was a joke i'm fine xD
So, If someone ELSE says your hair is unnatural, you say "neiTher Is ThE kArdAshIanS" What if they do even like the Kardashians? You can't just change it up.
@@yec-tw5sd are you fingernails alive? No, but the nail bed is. It's the same principle with hair. Tiny blood vessels keep the hair alive , but once it has grown past the skin, it dies. It's just keratin, like your fingernail. People don't seem to whine we people put nail polish on their nails.
I have pastel pink rn and I’m seriously thinking about dying it blue because you look soooooo pretty but I’m also thinking about lilac I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
The worst thing is: the people who says this are often the same ones that bleaches and highlights their hair at the salon every month... And coloring your hair a fun color is bad, but yet these people wear makeup, shave their legs etc...
People say to me, (i have my hair dyed blue): 'You look lik Billie Eilish. (ment to f# my mood up) And i say..... : thx i know i can sing good! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been called a red head or ranga and my hair isn’t dyed red. It was dyed Copper 😂😅 I would’ve had a different colour if it wasn’t for my Nan not letting me have the colour I wanted screeeee
Dark Rose my friend dyed her hair blue and my teacher said that she murederd smurfs for that hair dye and now anything blue has been considered smurf blood
Ew yea I dyed my hair rainbow one time and I'm openly lesbian and this dude was like "aw look it's the hot lesbian with new hair" I wanted to slap him but I'm not tryna catch a case yk
ilysm Jessyee! And I wanted to say that I liked what you said about hair being a way to express yourself! I have blue streaks (bead in extensions) and they give me an extra boost of confidence and they are a fun way that I express myself! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and to anyone reading this, have an amazing day/night! 😄 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️🌈
She is literally me 💕 my hair is coloured I’m a huffelpuff and a Pisces and we are both sensitive people lol loved the video thanking yt for putting it on my recommendation list
Ghostly me too! Maybe...but I'm getting one of those like hidden ones that's on the underside cuz honestly why not? And my parents are like "No! Not your whole head!" Update: I got it dyed today and I LOVE it. It's like such a pretty royal blue color. Probably gonna change when I wash it and it starts bleeding but I LOVE it!
Also follow jessie paege on instagram for good grades
I wish I had Instagram :( I would totally follow her
And for clear skin
nia jasper thanks for the good grades Jessie!
nia jasper can confirm
Bet
There are four sides to Jessie paege
1. Soft and wholesome
2. Daddy
3. Emo
4. Gay
Edit:
5. Meme Jessie
6. Mermaid
Also thanks for so many likes 🙃
Neep Mooster you forget # 5 all of the above
@@boneappletea5890 #6 mermaid
Oh wow
Gabrielle Porter yess
We need a Jessie Paege alignment chart
I hate when people say:
“Wow, that’s (insert color you dyed it)”
Yeah. Kinda what I was going for. If I dyed it pink, it might be weird if it was purple or something.
OMG Ikr. I just got a pixie cut that's dusty pink and ppl are like: wow that so short and pink. Like no shit sherlock.
but I state obvious things when I get excited about something ;-;
Lmfao snow flakes... yes its obvious but if it hurts your feelings then dam that's just silly did you know when people dont know what there doing the hair color may not be what they actually want and they just cant afford to go to a salon and get it professionally done...have dyed my hair red manny times and I'm lucky every time I loved whatever shade it turned into not everyone can be that lucky
This is so true. I got red highlights put in my hair and a fringe and people at school where just like "is that red?" Nah, its blue...
They also said "why did you do that to your hair?" ....what am I supposed to say to that I guess because I felt like it
I dyed it blue, it turned green.
I dyed it purple, became grey.
Soo..
I dyed my hair purple but I still get called a “smurf” and “bille eilish” like ummmmm....it’s literally purple
I had a girl call me a smurf once because I dyed my hair blue and my neck was stained blue from rinsing it out in the shower.
bruh Billie never dyed her hair purple and smurfs are blue lmao
people are blind
Donna Wright what kinda drugs are those people on
No her hair was blue not purple
*Ughhhh* whenever I'm at a family meeting or at my cousin's house, I get this:
"Your hair looks so dead"
"Stop dyeing your hair!"
"Ewwwww she did it again!!!1!!!1!1"
"Are you okay?"
"When are you gonna be done?"
"That really isn't your colour"
"Your hair feels like straw!"
"Is that a wig? It better be"
"Your hair is like plastic, don't let it melt"
"Are you not proud of your natural brown hair? It's the only thing that makes you pretty"
"You should shave your head and let it grow out and *NEVER* touch it again"
"It'll never grow back the same"
"Stop dyeing your hair, you look ugly with it"
And so on.
Your family members are rood :/
Jesus Christ! If a boy cousin says it, kick him in the balls! If a girl cousin says it, Punch her in the boob! That’s what I’d do. If I’m not allowed in the house, they can’t insult me inside the house ._.
Boba Break hell yeah brotherrrr!
Adrienne Sophie next family gathering, don’t come. Tell your parents you are sick of everyone in your family bullying you and then make them tell everyone there so they feel bad. If they bully you just don’t ever go to family gatherings or interact with your extended family that is rude to yiu
That’s just toxic
Omg the thing that actually is funny but annoying is "is your hair dyed?"
Pfffff what? Is my hair dyed? Noooo, I was born with purple hair, obviously!
Uuuuuuggggghhh I hate that
I am in the purple hair squad!! (:
Ooof i just dyed my hair purple
My hair is purple too lol
Also, I literally *love* your yungblud pfp🖤
Yungblud- :)
•My depression is gone
•My skin is clear
•My parents are accepting
•My body is hydrated
•My grades are high
•My order from Burger King is right
•My teeth are straight
•my crush now loves me
*All because I followed Jessie. So go follow a hard working gay emo wholesome daddy*
No tea, just facts
Yep 😁 ☕☕☕☕☕ *a cup for u, a cup for u* 🤣
MomComePickMeUp ImScared I’m literally everything except the parent accepting/burger king and I’m literally in love with sooo many girls so I kinda don’t have crushes
my hotel is trivago
@@allstr8peopledeservetodie10 "in love" "with so many girls" uh huh
WE STAN A BLUE HAIRED GODDESS💙💙💙
She said she was trying to look hot in the begining but she doesn't need to try because she is a blue haired goddess
There are 365 likes on this. That means we Stan every day of the year
Someone stuck their head out the bus window and said “YOU KNOW YOUR HAIR IS BLUE?????” and I got on the bus and sarcastically said “OMG no! How did this happen? I’m guessing while I was sleeping a hair stylist bleached then dyed my hair! OF COURSE I KNEW IT WAS BLUE!”
@AlyThe Artist r/thathappened (pls don’t take this offensively this was a joke!)
I have a channel
lazari swann
No
@@hoodie6872 why u bully meh twt
@@hoodie6872 slendyman doesn't like that
I recently died my hair pink...
I UNDERSTAND SO MUCH!!
Explain how it is, i was thinking about it too xD
Your hair is dead oh nu thats sad 😔.
Correction:My pink hair died recently*
Blue haired Jessie is my fav 😁
"get over it"
PILLOW PILOTS ILY
@@lemonpancake2774 stop it😂
@@rebbyrebbyreb 💛💛💛
someone got pillow pilots on the goddamn phone :)
“yOu JuSt KiLlEd AlL oF yOuR hAiR”
Well listen my friend, your hair dies as soon as it comes out of your scalp...
Omg yes!!! I have purple hair and even at elementary school kids are like YOU KILLED YOUR HAIR
Lol
OwO
Like you need cut 1-2 a year anyways so yea I need a hair cut
n i c e
Me: *has teal, blue, and purple hair*
Everyone: PEaCoCk?!?!1!1!!1
They aren't wrong, you picked all the right colors XD
Peacocks are beautiful and so are you
Those are cool colors to have
I would love to dye my hair like that but my hair doesn't hold dye
That sounds like it would look amazing!
13. _"you won't get a real job with that hair"_
ah yes, I won't be selling pyramid scheme products on facebook, KAREN, as that's a "REAL" job to you.
Whats beatiful is I once had a complete stranger say that I would never get a job while I was working.
@@zoeyxaviera2186 _confusion 100_
Cute heckling jin
Jung Hoseok I honestly think this is true
I cut my hair and my friend said “, you’re gonna be bald” “ don’t cut your hair shorter I like it long”
~I cut my hair even shorter than before
Human Person XD
Human Person, I went back to school today and I got a undercut. My friend walked up to me and went "you shaved your hair!" And I go "yeah!" And she says "you like it like that?" And I go "yeah!" And she goes "oh.... 😬"
I did the same thing! My friend austin was like "don't cut your hair I like you with long hair and short hair is ugly" so a bitch shaved her head and yesterday my friend ian told me not to dye my hair blue cuz he doesn't want to go out in public with me so i dyed that shit. So basically the moral of the story is don't tell me what to do.
@@XxAggro_BunnyxX u have a terrible friend
@@lunarineryu1530 ur probably right😂
People thought I was a lesbian because my hair was dyed and it was a pixie cut....I'm not. I seriously hate that stereotype
Gray Crowned Crane | that’s sad :’( don’t let people stop you doing what you want 💜 although on the bright side i see seokjin in your profile picture, hi army !
@@holliebrooke7327 hii💜
I just wanna say we love jin in a banana hat-
@@gilbert9616 yes- 🙌
Love the profile pic😂💜
Me: *the only one in school with coloured hair* (coloured hair IS allowed but my peers chose not to because they say it "makes you look weird")
Rest of the grade: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN BULLYING!!!*
Oohhhhnoooo
“Your NEW hair color looks so much better”
Thanks Karen I can decide what I like myself
I’m so sorry for all Karen’s out there
im not that edgy ;)
I just got told this the other day when I dyed my hair... I was just like... “so you guys didn’t like the blue?” Let me dye my hair whatever ever color I want Karen without your opinion
Kseniya Mak yeah when I did colored braids there where so many comments on how I look much better this way .. I mean that‘s kind of rude because I mean they do know that I have to take them of after a time so...Btw dry for my English i‘m from austria😂😬
EVERYTIME I DYED MY HAIR! Literally the only person that didn’t say that was my allergy nurse who just loved every color I did. I love her.
I use Karen and Chad as a insult but
My grandma who is such a angel is named Kaden and one of my favorite cousins is named Chad XDDD
“yOu jUsT kiLlEd yOuR hAiR”
Oh right like it was alive before Samantha
Yes, yes it is alive.
It's alive just at the point where it's grown out
and it dies shortly after.
So basically you have a corpse on your head, and you double-killed it.
Armyyyyy
before me? ok..
Yuna Gamerz oh jeez
Armyyyyy💜
Karen: "thE DYe iS gOiNG IntO yOUR BlOod STreAm anD sLOWly KiLLinG YoU"
Me: "yeah Karen, that's the plan"
True.. 😅😂👏🏻🖤
At least I'll look great for the funeral.
@@Ashfullstop12 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@Ashfullstop12 yes!!!
Katie Heart MOODDDJDRWHKRCDT
“Nobody asked God a girl with blue hair”
me: nobody asked you to say that, KAREN
Nobody asked for Karens lol
No one asked for a Karen, either. TAKE THAT, K A R E N .
Have to say, there are good Karens in the world. My mom's name is Karen, and she helped me bleach and dye my hair
@@jedimouse3688 Your mom is one of the only good Karens lol 🙏🏽
No one asked for your opinion,KAREN
Hi Jessie I love you a lot! As a girl with colored hair I can say that these are true! Can u do one for people with anxiety/ depression?
Dang, good idea
Honestly a great content idea
YEEESSS
Yeah that's a good idea
yeah! good idea!
"Fall out"
Jessie, me and literally everyone: "BOY"
lmao this is the first video of jessie’s i’ve watched and i didn’t know she was going to say that but i did. then she said it and i got very happy.
@@wokeupnew aw cool
You spell boy boy but I spell BOI
@@Your_local_neighborhood_clown well that is also valid
@@moik4037 I just like spelling it like that
jessie: hydrate or diedrate!
us the children: we'd rather diedra-
jessie: *throwing all the waterbottles she can find*
i-
Jessie: let me repeat my self.
*HYDRATE* or diedrate.
My friend has a hydro flask sticker that says hydrate or diedrate-
Oh god, I can relate to this. I dyed my hair pink and everyone was like "Are you going through a phase? Is this a cry for attention?" Like jeez I just want pink hair...
“You don’t need to colour your hair to seek attention”
Nezolika// Nessie i felt that
Literally ugh
even with a new bright color every 2.5 months people forget I’m here ✌️😔✌️
Oof
I hate when people say thissssss :'0
Others : " Did you dye your hair? " Me : " No, it all turned blue overnight. " Bruh.
Why is that meee everytime😂😂😂✌
Savage 😎
THAT'S ME ON SO MANY LEVELS I CAN'T EVEN
I once said the same thing about purple hair
Like duh
Social Anxiety: *exists*
Me: *dyes my hair in pink*
Everyone at school: *looking at you*
Social Anxiety in you: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I think dyed hair is cool, I’ll do double takes when I see someone with colored. Hair and then stare at them secretly for as long as I dare. Lol
I dyed my hair pastel purple and everyone stared... I just kinda shrunk and died
Ramenfriend maybe they thought it was really cool, but yes that would be me too if I got stared at..
Well yeah, its really cool when u see someone with their hair dyed, that's why people looks at you, they think its:
- OMG SO COOL I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR TOO
- Ew gross you're ruining your hair.
@@Littleartistbigdreams18 lol
"Your hair is gonna fall out...boy thats a good band "
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
xD
Last time I was this early we all thought Jessie had purple hair🤭🤭
“I liked your hair better before”
And I liked you better before this conversation, Karen!
SHOTS FIRED 😂😂😂😂
That hit hard.
Oh hits her choice thoooo
A Potato
This comment is WAY to underrated.
I’m a Karen
"Hey, did you paint your hair?"
'Yes!'
"oh.."
I really hate when someone does that.
I once responded to that question with: “No i eated it, idiot”
nobody:
literally nobody:
not a single soul:
not even me:
Jessie: 🤘😂🤘
No one asks God for a girl with blue hair...
Do I not exist... Oh wait I'm bi, I'm invisible
Me XD
@Keighen Snavely Pan squad??
@Keighen Snavely Yessss
@Keighen Snavely same
I’m pan and there is a difference but I used to identify as bi so.. you’re real 🤗
Jessie is the father of the bisexuals
Thats the Thea..!
Yay, finaly dad, you're back!
Do YoU hAvE bLuE hAiR bEcAuSe Of YoUr SaDnEsS??
Also Pisces squad?
Here
I AM HERE BISH AND PAN
Hereee
yes pisces unite!!
Heree
“Your going to regret that later.” Me: WELL, GET NOOBED SON
I have hot pink hair and today a man said to me “were you on drugs when you colored youre hair? I hope its not permanent “
It was sad
I used to have hot pink hair, and I loved it! I had a guy say, "You look better with your natural hair." Okay? I didn't once think about your opinion when I dyed it? Lol
I would have been like nope but I wish I was on drugs now to forget this conversation ✌️
Two women stood beside... One of them noticed my bluish green hair and one of them looked at me and was like "that looks beautiful"
Her friend finally noticed me and said "ew.. What is that?? "
I was like "um.. Is that any of your business?? "
Tbh fuck him/them (anyone who says that)
Ok thats just mean and cold
He a bish
"I'm a Hufflepuff and a Pisces"
im _shook..._ you- you're- *you are **_literally_** me....*
same
:0 same
The ultimate soft person
@@ravenwish1620 I'm actually extremely rude 🤠
@@goodluckkbabe oof
*so many people have asked me “when will you go back to your natural hair”*
YESSSS
Tell them when they start making money for you 😂
Me: *dyes hair*
My Mom: " I like it!"
Me: *cuts my hair to my shoulders*
My Mom: " I liked your hair better when it was long"
Me: *cries myself to sleep*
My self confidence: *dropped to 0%*
1 like=1 more % to add to my self confidence
OMG THANK U FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!!! U PEOPLE A RE AMAZING!!!
(・∀・)
Now you have 0%%%%%%%%%
I cut my hair to my shoulders too! And I dyed my hair purple!!
When parents don't understand....
45% self confident-- pretty good I would say--
I dyed my haor pink and someone said "so are you going black next" ?
Me: "no"
"I thought you were goth now"
???
I dyed my hair for the 1st time this summer!! Also I'm bi/questioning and my dad said "oh it's a bit gay isn't it" and I legit just said "that's the point bish"
how does hair have do with sexuality? but like im sorry he said this
I'm sorry he said that to you but that is a great comeback
@@kenzeebellamy6027 yeah ik, I was pretty annoyed at first but I just kinda have learned to accept that he probably won't ever really understand that these things do hurt but he's pretty accepting and chill at the minute. I have a girl that I think I'm gonna ask out soon.. let's see how that goes XD
It's what freddie would want lol (love your profile pic and username btw)
@@idbbb thank u xx
"Your hair is gonna fall out.... *BOY* "
Omg I already love you😂
I'm pisces and hufflepuff too💛
“When your hair is colored,you’re just asking for attention”
Me: No she’s not,Just because she changed her hair doesn’t mean she’s asking for attention
*She just likes that blue hair style,nothing wrong with it*
“You look like a troll”
I hear that every day! The only difference is...
I don’t have colored hair
Edit: Y'all gotta stop lmao-it was a joke i'm fine xD
sad...
Mood
Mood.
XD
I mean...I have blue hair and I get called Billie Eilish 24/7 ;-;
in this household we stan
1. dad energy
2. colored hair energy
3. emo energy
I want to live in that household. hell yea.
“I liked your hair before”
Well Stacy I can obviously dye it back to exact natural hair color.
I actually have the same exact hair color as you and I’ve had at least 30 of these things said to me!
“Did you get your hair dyed?!”
No, I’m a FLIPPING anime protagonist.
YeS aNiMe iS LiFe
That is the best comeback I've ever heard
Soul Eater Is Life Why does Soul Eater gotta end the way it does?
Obsidian The Wolf X3 aMaZiNg!¡!
@@meadowrose2702 ikr I watched a bit of Soul Eater Not! and my favorite character, Crona wasn't in it. :( I get he/she died in the manga but...
I was eleven when i first coloured my hair, one girl said, "i thought she was a nice girl, but then she died her hair"
same that happened to me too when I was 11
Dang I'm so sorry
Dyed*
Well that s really rude
@@vampyro777 And stupid.
I would have probably punched them
"it doesn't look natural"
Neither is the Kardashians.
So, If someone ELSE says your hair is unnatural, you say "neiTher Is ThE kArdAshIanS"
What if they do even like the Kardashians? You can't just change it up.
Oh hi Kirishima
@@Thenotesticker Well if someone is dumb enough to ask this kind of questions then they are getting this reply.
@@Thenotesticker well, they ask a dumb question, they get a dumb answer!
@@fia894 oh well, true xP
"You killed all your hair!"
Hair isn't alive.
EXACTLY! they are dead cells
Welcome to the dumb people channel today we are talking about this person who tell my hair isn't alive
@@yec-tw5sd are you fingernails alive? No, but the nail bed is. It's the same principle with hair. Tiny blood vessels keep the hair alive , but once it has grown past the skin, it dies. It's just keratin, like your fingernail. People don't seem to whine we people put nail polish on their nails.
*Hair has died from trying to swim in dye*
BTS_army_ forever Ah yes, I don’t want a paralyzed arm. I want a paralyzed arm that’s rotting off my body
“You’ll never get employed”
My mums boss: has purple hair then blue hair now it’s silver
+moon moon tf? Are you like, 7 years old? Why wouldn’t someone be able to color their hair blue, purple or silver...
Is your mums boss my mum? XD sorry it’s just they sound similar.
I have pastel pink rn and I’m seriously thinking about dying it blue because you look soooooo pretty but I’m also thinking about lilac I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Lily Baez put the blue dye over your current hair so it will be lilac but you will have technically dyed it blue
blue is actually pretty hard to get out most of the time, so id go for lilac, and then blue.
Lily Baez I just freaking dyed my hair and it’s beautiful and looks exactly like jes .Go home or Go blue
Both lol fade into the other or half and half it. 😊 definitely whatever makes u happy
I think you should do ombre of the two colors
No one with coloured hair is employed
My mums boss literally has bright pink hair.
You know, they are natural not died
*dyed
My mom has bright pink hair and she has a job
XD
My dad's co-worker has hot pink hair too :)
People ( to person with coloured hair): just killed your hair!
Me: Ummm, how do I tell them that your hair was never alive in the first place?
Me: *dyes my hair red*
Everyone: “wAsSuP LiTtLe mErMaiD”
When I dyed my hair red some guy in my class called me cycle
They called me elmo!
I feel u bro
Mine was neon orange for a while...
Me: *enters a room*
Everyone: 🎶KIM POSSIBLE! CALL ME, BEEP ME,....🎶
I came out as pansexual to my friends the other day (they didn’t know what pansexual meant) and they asked, “So your attracted to pans?”
Oof I'm DEAD!!
this is a gem
OMFG LMAO!!! I think that too I really don't know what it means someone please tell me what it means
@@bendystraw_animations3217 Pansexuality is people that are attracted to any sexuality (straight,bi,gay,trans...)
I'm pansexual, but I haven't come out yet 😿
Can we appreciate that she can pull off literally every hair color in the universe??
“YoU gOt YoUr NaTuRaL hAiR cOlOr FiR a ReAsOn”
Me: i know right! To color it.
The worst thing is: the people who says this are often the same ones that bleaches and highlights their hair at the salon every month...
And coloring your hair a fun color is bad, but yet these people wear makeup, shave their legs etc...
"You've killed your hair"
Your hair is already dead when it comes out of you head
Isn't hair just dead cells?
Same with Jack Sparrow’s rum
S ' m o r e s i think
“Push me to the edge, all my hair is dead.”
XxPretty _KillerxX your relationship is dead karen
My mom: "You can't say you're insecure and have social anxiety if you dye your hair. That makes no sense"
BOIIIIII
OMG I'm a Hufflepuff and picses too I also have blue hair as of right now
Kara Kornacki when’s ur bday
ME TOO except I'm not a pices sadly
@@oh-ru3ws march 6 whens urs?
Kara Kornacki feb 20
Stacey: You don’t look god with that color hair...
Me: I could eat some alphabet soup and throw up a better insult.
wait wait wait... i'm a pisces, a hufflepuff, watch steven universe, have colored hair, AND i'm pan...
LET'S BE FRIENDS PLEASE
Im a slytherin lmao
Musical Nerd same
I’m a Ravenclaw! 💙💙
@@elvenalien ravenclaw here too! 💙💙💙
I'm a Sagittarius RAVENCLAW also watches Steven universe and is bisexual! Yes we can be friends! :-)
I'm dying my hair purple soon!
Kennedy Armstrong ooo nice have fun I’m dying my pink in a few days
Omg same!! High five! 🖐️
Kennedy Armstrong lucky my mom didn’t let me when i asked to dye mine purple. hopefully YOU LOVE ITT!
Me too
I have purple hair💜
PLZZZ MAKE A VIDEO NAMED '' 50 things not to say to a person with anxiety
Someone YES!!
Oml yes!
"YoU dOnT hAvE aNxIeTy YoU jUsT nEeD tO sToP bEiNg ShY"
YES
@@jillianfinley3354 i really really felt that one....
People say to me, (i have my hair dyed blue): 'You look lik Billie Eilish. (ment to f# my mood up) And i say..... : thx i know i can sing good!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
School mate:Is that hair chalk ?
Me:yes I redo my hair chalk in the same pattern EVERY DAY
Me when I didn't wanna dye my hair but wanted it another colour- xd
Oof, That Sound’s Like A BIG Pain In The But!
I have actually done that before ;-;
"could you feel the bleach slowly burning your scalp off??!?!!!!?!" kk thx karen
I stopped watching a video of harry styles for this and I am not disappointed.💕🏳️🌈
I'm pretty sure harry is playing on the tv so you get both
Quality content
Fuck This you’re username is my life motto
Me: (has blue hair)
Someone: You look like Ninja!
Me: What?
How many times she did this
🤘
👇
9999999999+8284601838461539 times
@@melanytorres993 ???
Bisexual culture
Now I'm praying for a girl with blue hair 💙💙💙
Me has purplish red hair:
My sister with blue hair:
Everyone at school: so you’re a lesbian?
Wat? Why is that a stereo type?
𝙄𝙎𝙉'𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙐𝙇?
Sarah Potter I know! My sister also has dyed hair and I can relate
Sarah Potter don’t worry, someone recently presumed I was lesbian but I’m not 😂
I’m Asexual and Questioning!
😂😂
If you have a colored pixie cut I guess you are lesbian without your choice bruh
Molly Likes Tacos its not a pixie cut lol I have very long hair so I don’t really know 🤷♀️
I have crimson red streaks in my hair, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been called a tomato and a character from an anime. :’3
I’ve been called a red head or ranga and my hair isn’t dyed red. It was dyed Copper 😂😅
I would’ve had a different colour if it wasn’t for my Nan not letting me have the colour I wanted screeeee
I get offened when someone asks me if i dyed my hair bc i have red hair. lol
"Your hair is gonna fall out."
Me: Boy!
Jessie: Boy!
Me: Ayyyy
no one:
Literally no one:
Jessie- stay hydrated
Random Person 😂😂
I drink one bottle a month and I'm still alive
I respect your profile picture so much.
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Jessie: Hehe
Me: *dyes hair blue and purple *
Everyone: Did a unicorn poop on you?
No but they're sad ass personalities did
Tired Kitten Mt cousin called me unicorn barf head
A unicorn probably did
Me: comes to school with blue hair
80% of the school: hey smurf
Dark Rose my friend dyed her hair blue and my teacher said that she murederd smurfs for that hair dye and now anything blue has been considered smurf blood
@@polarbearhead5463 relatable
OMG SAME
Oh shit I just dyed my hair blue
@@NadiaEN- but THEY'RE BLUE -_-
Heres another one
“I love you, but I hate your hair”
-My grandma, 2019
Oh. My. Gods.
What’s ur hair color?
billie eilish loves her avocados its red
Oof
STOP BEING MEAN
“It doesn’t look natural”
Well, thank you for that bit of wisdom you just shared. It’s really going to help.
I have had multiple people warn me that it will *grow back blonde* because I bleached it 1 time
God I wish 😂
Fingerless Sassy Gee lol thank you... yours is too 😂
Here's one: "thats a ugly wig" Me:"Its not a wig.."
That happened to me before when i had purple hair lol.
just say "and thats a great face- oh wait"
The blue hair brings out your eyes
“You are going to hate it”
Ya only if you dye it the colore you hate-
*no no,,, u have a point*
I USE THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES TO DYE MY HAIR RED
what the-
Lmao sAmE
Kool-aids the shit
Im-
Yep. Thats how i dyed part of my hair. :D
People: did you dye your hair ginger?
Me: -.- do my roots look like a different colour?
@Anime Gamer ... no I'm saying that it's frustrating when people think i dyed it but it's natural :/
Same I’m a natural ginger😑
Im glad to know theres another gacha dude that watches girls like this
Yeah they asked that when I was like 7😂😂
My friend dyed her hair “strawberry pink” the next day she comes to school with ginger hair.But it looked cute on her lol 😂
Me has purple hair
That boy at school “hi purple haired girl”
Me”DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Someone said the EXACT same thing to me
What did they say,
a) "hi purple haired girl"
or
b) "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Ew yea I dyed my hair rainbow one time and I'm openly lesbian and this dude was like "aw look it's the hot lesbian with new hair" I wanted to slap him but I'm not tryna catch a case yk
He doesn’t call you Barney?
-my old friend- “I liked your hair better before you changed it”
-me- “E-excuse me?”
ilysm Jessyee! And I wanted to say that I liked what you said about hair being a way to express yourself! I have blue streaks (bead in extensions) and they give me an extra boost of confidence and they are a fun way that I express myself! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and to anyone reading this, have an amazing day/night! 😄 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️🌈
ilysm Jessie you inspired me to embrace my body and your just such a inspiration ugh 😂💙
Proud of you!
“I tried to look hot for a second”
No girl..
You always look hot
She is literally me 💕 my hair is coloured I’m a huffelpuff and a Pisces and we are both sensitive people lol loved the video thanking yt for putting it on my recommendation list
I need to dye my hair
Cries in emo
I'm dying my hair dark blue this weekend I'm so exciteddddd
Ghostly GIRL IM GETTING BLUE TOO
Ghostly me too! Maybe...but I'm getting one of those like hidden ones that's on the underside cuz honestly why not? And my parents are like "No! Not your whole head!"
Update: I got it dyed today and I LOVE it. It's like such a pretty royal blue color. Probably gonna change when I wash it and it starts bleeding but I LOVE it!
@@hannahpeak2212 it took me a long time to convince my mom to let me dye my hair and I can finally do it :)
“How long is your hair going to stay like that?”
“Were you born like that? Hahjahahahahahahshhahahahahahahah”