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  • Ever felt unsure of how to approach a date? You're not alone. Watch as we share the most unusual mating rituals from the BBC Earth RUclips Channel.
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  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene 4 года назад +3328

    "The female sings an alluring serenade"
    Female Kiwi: SWEEAK

    • @Captain_Prabakaran
      @Captain_Prabakaran 4 года назад +5

      KittyALevin even I also do for you, dame

    • @boiboi3037
      @boiboi3037 4 года назад +31

      Venkatanarayanan V
      mLAdy, *tIPs FeDoRa*

    • @phantom_kitsune7424
      @phantom_kitsune7424 4 года назад +10

      Kiwibirds are really cute though

    • @Captain_Prabakaran
      @Captain_Prabakaran 4 года назад +1

      Dear darling kitty, I'm waiting for your reply on this. Give me your heart emoji for my comment

    • @CossackGene
      @CossackGene 4 года назад +5

      @@Captain_Prabakaran I thumbs-down'd your comments, hope you're happy bruh

  • @how_tragic
    @how_tragic 4 года назад +1077

    that guy seductively whispering the tarantula’s ritual is iconic

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 4 года назад +38

      It was really cute tbh

    • @doctorhuu5880
      @doctorhuu5880 3 месяца назад +1

      I think he enjoyed it more than the female

  • @nowandaround312
    @nowandaround312 4 года назад +9895

    Male bowerbird: *acts like a demon is trying to escape from inside him*
    Female bowerbird: "Hot."

  • @YokoshimaOfficial
    @YokoshimaOfficial 4 года назад +3634

    The wolf male running away with his tail between his legs is the equivalent of a human man running with a blanket trailing after him.

    • @user-nf5kw2sn5n
      @user-nf5kw2sn5n 4 года назад +194

      "Human Man"

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 4 года назад +134

      I was thinking more then trope where they have their clothes covering their crotch and there a sleeve trailing away.

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 4 года назад +15

      @@user-nf5kw2sn5n I laughed at that

    • @FalcnPWNCH
      @FalcnPWNCH 4 года назад +71

      Bet the wolf still thought to himself *"doesn't matter had sex!~"* while limping away xD

    • @seegenezareth2286
      @seegenezareth2286 4 года назад +6

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mating_strategies

  • @joshlewis5065
    @joshlewis5065 4 года назад +5548

    Humans have the strangest mating rituals by far

    • @AP0ll012
      @AP0ll012 4 года назад +185

      Uhh correct

    • @armandodeleon5047
      @armandodeleon5047 4 года назад +345

      bro bitches play too much

    • @pigeonfowl474
      @pigeonfowl474 4 года назад +103

      @@jimmylogan1866 highly cursed comment

    • @umarsantoso8040
      @umarsantoso8040 4 года назад +8

      burung y bgus lh

    • @engr.enciso
      @engr.enciso 4 года назад +238

      yeah we have an ever changing and such varied ways of mating rituals

  • @offtan
    @offtan 4 года назад +6553

    I wonder if dinosaurs had mating rituals similar to those birds

    • @yautjamorph_
      @yautjamorph_ 4 года назад +77

      Dinos are fake.

    • @Eyukiz-san
      @Eyukiz-san 4 года назад +193

      They are fake the people made fake bones of them and just buried it.

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 4 года назад +137

      yea man, they're fake. like, imagine a huge-ass t-rex trying to fornicate with another gargantuan monster

    • @user-es1hb8jg5n
      @user-es1hb8jg5n 4 года назад +443

      Some of them had very colorful heads like birds so maybe the rituals were similar

    • @Eyukiz-san
      @Eyukiz-san 4 года назад +53

      @Jose Francisco true show us.

  • @sarahfields288
    @sarahfields288 4 года назад +2406

    The wolves one is like "Quick before me dad gets back"

    • @lisa5hot
      @lisa5hot 4 года назад +69

      XxMilk bubble TeaxX maybe Sarah is Irish lol

    • @victoriasalazar5429
      @victoriasalazar5429 4 года назад +56

      @@lisa5hot literally read it in an Irish accent at first lmao

    • @izekai-k1z
      @izekai-k1z 4 года назад +24

      @@victoriasalazar5429 I read it as mr Krab lol

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 4 года назад +57

      Lone wolf: **proceeds to try to run away**
      Female: "AT LEAST PULL OUT FIRST!!!"
      Lone wolf: "I'M TRYING!!"

    • @leximani7441
      @leximani7441 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahaha

  • @andysux1
    @andysux1 4 года назад +1596

    That first bird can take anyone's girl

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 4 года назад +96

      Mr. Steal Yo Bird

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 4 года назад +62

      Guys hate him, girls love him, click on this video to learn how to get chicks like this bird bro

    • @saraan5034
      @saraan5034 4 года назад +20

      As a woman- I can agree

    • @avagene3335
      @avagene3335 3 года назад +20

      I really be falling for a mango chicken nugget

    • @kiranm6749
      @kiranm6749 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lonelydog4536
    @lonelydog4536 4 года назад +3179

    It’s just so funny watching those kiwis run around

    • @sadomarker9193
      @sadomarker9193 4 года назад +92

      Imagine having 2 of them as pet in your house and then one day they started running around in midnight

    • @indriadrayton1132
      @indriadrayton1132 4 года назад +61

      With him constantly bumping on her behind, no wonder she keeps running!

    • @jayhalk3607
      @jayhalk3607 4 года назад +2

      You guys have no humor

    • @indriadrayton1132
      @indriadrayton1132 4 года назад +21

      @@jayhalk3607 tell me you wouldn't run if somebody kept bumping into your rear! 😆

    • @pug536gaming8
      @pug536gaming8 4 года назад +3

      Kiwi (: happy kiwi

  • @simplymelodicmeissimplyme237
    @simplymelodicmeissimplyme237 4 года назад +703

    The western sounding music for the tarantulas spiders is hilarious

  • @Jordan-jd6dn
    @Jordan-jd6dn 4 года назад +3481

    That first bird is just having a stroke

    • @rowanphillips3497
      @rowanphillips3497 4 года назад +220

      “Hey baby, wanna see me have a stroke?”

    • @yashika7798
      @yashika7798 4 года назад +19

      😂😂😂

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 4 года назад +159

      @@rowanphillips3497 Female: "Show me that sexy stroke."

    • @alriaquino6994
      @alriaquino6994 4 года назад +19

      @@nowandaround312 oh lord 😂😂😂😂

    • @helldog5004
      @helldog5004 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Janary08
    @Janary08 4 года назад +1774

    Just imagining humans having mating rituals like that bird made me die of laughter 😂😂😂

    • @lunaargent3159
      @lunaargent3159 4 года назад +100

      I can...never date a magician

    • @jadeannika6023
      @jadeannika6023 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emmawiley2452
      @emmawiley2452 4 года назад +163

      Build me a house, dress in pretty clothing and do a dance for me, give me shiny things-
      Impress me you mediocre fools.

    • @valkyrja--
      @valkyrja-- 4 года назад +30

      Watch Graenolf's video "if humans mated like birds" it's hilarious

    • @e1qsauoheart343
      @e1qsauoheart343 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kexvan
    @kexvan 4 года назад +1950

    1:30 - Me when im at the ATM and someone is too close to me.

  • @bsmig5450
    @bsmig5450 4 года назад +2578

    girls: ugh why won’t guys be more unique when it comes to picking me up?
    Me: *dances and has a seziure*
    girls: now that’s kinky

    • @nyetnyetsu
      @nyetnyetsu 4 года назад +58

      That is what we called
      Sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @yeontan7566
      @yeontan7566 4 года назад +18

      @@nyetnyetsu ikr 😂( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @depressedthoughts
      @depressedthoughts 3 года назад +23

      You got the moves. Why aren't you waking up

    • @astartev
      @astartev 3 года назад +7

      depressed thoughts HES HAVING A SEIZURE! WE HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP

    • @Jiminscookie
      @Jiminscookie 2 года назад +1

      @@yeontan7566 Jungkook- what are you doing here- 👁️👄👁️

  • @KakkoiSan
    @KakkoiSan 4 года назад +1004

    The last one is strikingly similar to human behavior 😂

  • @ChanelDupare111
    @ChanelDupare111 4 года назад +2215

    Females being so discerning is an enormously important component to the success of a species.

    • @juliagulia8200
      @juliagulia8200 4 года назад +61

      True. Well said.

    • @mfmatthew420
      @mfmatthew420 4 года назад +4

      What do they call this again being in table cell or something?

    • @tayayub8453
      @tayayub8453 4 года назад +31

      C. Dupare I guess you could say it's in their nature. ba dumm tsss... lol 😂

    • @annmariepena9087
      @annmariepena9087 4 года назад +2

      I saw a comment similar to this except in a more joking way 🥴😂

    • @com.passionatebitch
      @com.passionatebitch 4 года назад +15

      I wonder what would happen to nature if they weren't.

  • @lavanya_s_art
    @lavanya_s_art 4 года назад +1209

    That bird 😂 has some slow and intense moves...

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 4 года назад +48

      You should see the dances of other bowerbirds. They're gorgeous creatures, and all of them have unique courtship rituals.

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @indriadrayton1132
      @indriadrayton1132 4 года назад +3

      I CAN'T!!!!

    • @anamariazambrano2404
      @anamariazambrano2404 4 года назад +10

      The pupils caught me off guard

    • @KarmaTheYin
      @KarmaTheYin 4 года назад +7

      It’s 2:37 in the morning and I can’t stop laughing at his wing movements 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @carltonblend
    @carltonblend 4 года назад +654

    Definitely felt the pain of the wolves couple, damn, that was rough

  • @courtneyh.9964
    @courtneyh.9964 4 года назад +1161

    Lol the one with the wolves is like the protective dad not wanting his daughter to be with the bad boy.

    • @juanarocha8629
      @juanarocha8629 4 года назад +38

      Or anyone really

    • @Nemesis0513
      @Nemesis0513 4 года назад +7

      As in the dad fails or the dad kills the guy?

    • @foxbrobroski5714
      @foxbrobroski5714 3 года назад +11

      @@Nemesis0513 what had happened to the male wolf?
      It’s still upsetting to see the father chase away the mate, “C’MON DUDE!!! YOUR YOUNGEST WANTS A MATE!!”

    • @Iainttrynadoxxmyself
      @Iainttrynadoxxmyself 3 года назад +25

      @@foxbrobroski5714 look that dude wasn’t going to pay child support.

    • @jadalydia7397
      @jadalydia7397 3 года назад +15

      “But daddy I love him

  • @Lunamoonx.x
    @Lunamoonx.x 4 года назад +272

    It was so cute when the female bowerbird was like, here try this and gave him the berry to use😂

  • @silvervixen007
    @silvervixen007 4 года назад +764

    Male Bird:"AAHHAAAAAKAAAAAA"
    Female Bird:" daddy material"

  • @samirrahdodge2537
    @samirrahdodge2537 4 года назад +102

    Male spider taps females silk webs
    Female spider: "sick beats man"

    • @pdthinks
      @pdthinks 6 месяцев назад

      UNDERRATED!!!

  • @jamesharvey7793
    @jamesharvey7793 4 года назад +178

    3:14 perfectly filmed 😂

  • @Emma-re5th
    @Emma-re5th 4 года назад +690

    Just imagine you and your SO on a rosepetal-laden bed, candles around for effect
    Then your SO stands up
    Seductively winks at you
    and begins to have a stroke as they throw a carton of blueberries at you

    • @purplepepper2503
      @purplepepper2503 4 года назад +21

      Lmao

    • @hiandbye9658
      @hiandbye9658 4 года назад +51

      Emma don’t let my bf see this. He’ll actually do it and all my clothes will be covered in blueberries

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 4 года назад +32

      Instant turn-on

    • @andyhu7205
      @andyhu7205 4 года назад +36

      That's hot

    • @itz_mintyuwu3775
      @itz_mintyuwu3775 4 года назад +4

      @@hiandbye9658 oh dang

  • @noneofyourbusiness9505
    @noneofyourbusiness9505 4 года назад +180

    0:25 That's exactly the sound I make every time I notice that a girl is looking at me and I try to act normal and say something nice.

    • @Katie-rb7mp
      @Katie-rb7mp 4 года назад +1

      None of your business 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️👌🏼

    • @sophono1504
      @sophono1504 4 года назад +2

      Im wheezing-

  • @Jonathan-gj6mh
    @Jonathan-gj6mh 4 года назад +222

    14:05 Girl Wolf: ok PULL OUT!
    Boy Wolf: I CANT ITS STUCK!!!?!
    Dad Wolf: WHAT HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER !🤬
    * Careless Whisper keeps on playing *

    • @bergljotganaze1323
      @bergljotganaze1323 3 года назад +11

      OMG XD COMEDY SCENE THO

    • @V.U.4six
      @V.U.4six 3 года назад +12

      Well that’s normal for dogs too
      Animal mating can be weird af

    • @godnyx117
      @godnyx117 Год назад +1

      @@V.U.4six Humans are animals as well. Our mating can be very "weird" as well...

  • @YokoshimaOfficial
    @YokoshimaOfficial 4 года назад +107

    Birds: Dance and perform to flirt.
    Humans: Making up bad and cheesy pick-up lines.

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 4 года назад +97

    2:02 that bird really loves the shoulder roll dance move 😂💀

  • @valkyrie1066
    @valkyrie1066 4 года назад +428

    I can't say I've ever had a male do anything quite that spectacular for my attentions.

  • @sinner6494
    @sinner6494 4 года назад +331

    *bird does eye thing*
    me: oh that’s cool
    “Now it’s time for his grand performance”
    Me: grand performance?-
    *bird does bird flap*
    Me: WHA-
    “This seems to be eye catching but he needs to do more, generously she drops him a hint”
    Me: more?-
    *does the flap thing but with berry*
    Me: LMAOO THIS IS EVERYTHING

    • @eshaal319
      @eshaal319 4 года назад

      Are you army ???

    • @hasukim2563
      @hasukim2563 4 года назад +19

      It was similar like..
      He is striping for you... Then you see a rose laying on the side... Throw it as him
      "Do it with the rose baby!"
      Proceeds seductively stripping and tap dancing with a rose in his mouth.

    • @patty9151
      @patty9151 4 года назад +8

      It is funnier when you watch the whole video. The male bird stops while doing the dance when he notice there is another male bird around. The female bird as usual left him lmao..

    • @kristenswanepoel1449
      @kristenswanepoel1449 3 года назад

      Army💜?

    • @jiminsfallingskillz8620
      @jiminsfallingskillz8620 2 года назад

      @@hasukim2563 exactly 😏

  • @daisynoel.
    @daisynoel. 4 года назад +435

    14:04 imagine getting caught by your dad

    • @lunaargent3159
      @lunaargent3159 4 года назад +40

      I'm pretty it would end the same way too

  • @NS-xt5wv
    @NS-xt5wv 3 года назад +84

    When she dropped a “hint” literally, I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be 2 года назад +1

      That was so sweet, certainly better mate than the tarantula 😅

  • @yoonmikim5663
    @yoonmikim5663 4 года назад +187

    The bird that moonwalks is cooler than anything after the Bower Bird.

  • @kerrychristensen7204
    @kerrychristensen7204 4 года назад +478

    10:47 WHAT IS WITH THIS MUSIC 😂 I can't decide if this is a sleezy spider porno or if the male tarantula-thing is going to whisper in her ear(?) all seductively like an eight legged Antonio Bandaras.

  • @niteesh__mishra
    @niteesh__mishra 4 года назад +2648

    It seems females are too difficult to impress in all species 😂😂

    • @pieguywithafry
      @pieguywithafry 4 года назад +197

      Niteesh Mishra the way it’s meant to be

    • @koffypr1
      @koffypr1 4 года назад +36

      Ironic ... Right @@nicole3337?

    • @pluto_8659
      @pluto_8659 4 года назад +33

      Niteesh Mishra true true XD
      -I’m a female :P

    • @tuktuxedo8835
      @tuktuxedo8835 4 года назад +23

      Michael Jackson Ik cats are friggin expensive like 1k In pet smart

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 4 года назад +6

      @@koffypr1 oof right there

  • @Jennifer.Hyacinth
    @Jennifer.Hyacinth 4 года назад +270

    The wolves are like Romeo and Juliet

  • @larryp5349
    @larryp5349 4 года назад +666

    Wolves are so smart
    They don’t mate with their own family

    • @fiercecheese1003
      @fiercecheese1003 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @FoxtrS2
      @FoxtrS2 4 года назад +1

      you mean the opposite dont yo

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell 4 года назад +29

      Actually I remember watching the full documentary and the males definitely tried 😂😅

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 года назад +1

      Only lions and dragons do that

    • @adu9422
      @adu9422 4 года назад +1

      *East Asia and India*

  • @nfzeta128
    @nfzeta128 4 года назад +449

    8:27 Female: "How about we go somewhere more private?"
    Male: ~Licks lips~ "Hubba hubba"

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 4 года назад +151

    "He tenderly stokes her body."
    Him: BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK!

  • @davinattbaker1436
    @davinattbaker1436 4 года назад +221

    The female bower bird is looking like WT FRICK are you on?

    • @Blissgamez
      @Blissgamez 4 года назад +2

      I want some of what he is having lol

    • @cathyfriend2933
      @cathyfriend2933 4 года назад +4

      She was like "oh my goodness you so crazy....... I think I love you....maybe"!

    • @isellseagullsfor1dollar729
      @isellseagullsfor1dollar729 4 года назад

      I think he had a little too much blueberry juice

  • @spicyspicy11111
    @spicyspicy11111 4 года назад +36

    0:39 is like that "Signs your crush likes you: Their pupils can dilate up to 50% when they look at something they love"

  • @Dimaz42
    @Dimaz42 4 года назад +184

    10:18 get laid or die tryin’

  • @nathanblake2075
    @nathanblake2075 4 года назад +41

    Bird: *has seizure*
    Female: Take this berry, you look dumber :D

  • @sheevpalpatine1105
    @sheevpalpatine1105 4 года назад +28

    male tarantula: does a drum solo
    female tarantula: sounds like the food wants to mate

  • @deckmanbestie9772
    @deckmanbestie9772 4 года назад +31

    I like how tarantulas replying to eachother looks like they're on the internet, typing.

  • @Shirayuuki1
    @Shirayuuki1 4 года назад +224

    Him: You sit here between these two tufts. that's right, no watch me!
    Her: oh, nice! Here have a flower!
    Him: holding flower between teeth while doing interpretive dance
    Her: yep, this is the guy!

    • @knight9461
      @knight9461 4 года назад +2

      Sadly that bird couldnt get what he wanted because of a rival

    • @nointernet0secondsago275
      @nointernet0secondsago275 4 года назад +4

      *Cool bird joins*
      Cool bird: sup
      Her : nevermind you're the one
      Him: *sigh*

  • @missrebel3016
    @missrebel3016 4 года назад +69

    everybody in the comments makes me laugh loud, everyone's so funny

  • @ASparrow13132
    @ASparrow13132 4 года назад +23

    "When mating, wolves remain locked for 30 mins"
    Wolf dad: hold my beer

  • @joshuareagan8819
    @joshuareagan8819 4 года назад +186

    “It’s all to impress the ladies, who are very choosy when it comes to picking the right mate.” Ain’t that the truth 😩

    • @lunaargent3159
      @lunaargent3159 4 года назад +13

      Hey we know what we like. And of course the classic never fail dude. Don't give up

    • @joshuareagan8819
      @joshuareagan8819 4 года назад +2

      Luna Argent hahahaha I’ll bear the classics in mind 😏👌🏻

    • @REX5722
      @REX5722 4 года назад +18

      Just be grateful we won't eat you if you're not our type.

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 3 года назад +5

      Try the waving arms and berries trick.wat woman could resist that??😂😂😂 chin up ull find the right gal someday dude.meantime enjoy urself

    • @joshuareagan8819
      @joshuareagan8819 3 года назад +7

      Guys since then I’ve gotten a girlfriend I plan to marry. I’m on my way! 🤣

  • @tudor7704
    @tudor7704 4 года назад +73

    8:07 that antelope in the background was so excited

  • @audreyrenke1739
    @audreyrenke1739 4 года назад +53

    "she appears to be transfixed"
    yeah i would be too if the matrix was glitching and my future mate was having a seizure

  • @licha._.miranda
    @licha._.miranda 4 года назад +34

    Male bird: *hits her on the chest* I want attention!!!
    Female bird: keep dancing, I’m enjoying it

  • @probablynot2123
    @probablynot2123 4 года назад +18

    1:58 my man be looking like a sprinkling system

  • @MJunkis
    @MJunkis 4 года назад +25

    "Job done, the exchange of genes is complete"
    Me expecting something else : Well that was quick

  • @FoolishFizz29
    @FoolishFizz29 3 года назад +14

    The Wolf dad and brothers are like “GET AWAY FROM HER” 😭💀

  • @josnel7553
    @josnel7553 4 года назад +55

    why the first one sound like he glitching out in a game with bad quality

  • @jewris.art11
    @jewris.art11 4 года назад +145

    We all know that its hard to impress the females because they don't wanna a carry the burden when males just go a take a one night stand and leave.

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 3 года назад +2

      Not all women have been brainwashed by msm.ull find the right one.

    • @danilkllien7798
      @danilkllien7798 3 года назад +6

      Well, it's true that it's easier for women to find sex, but real relationships are much more difficult, and they are often rejected when they are looking for something serious

  • @pixellpython2814
    @pixellpython2814 4 года назад +70

    Me: *sees a pretty birb* ooo I bet it sounds really cool
    Birb: *AWFUL SCREECHING NOISE*
    Me: ( ._.)

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama 4 года назад

      PixellPython birb? You misspelled bird twice ... 🙄

    • @pixellpython2814
      @pixellpython2814 4 года назад

      Kri MD I am well aware of that. I spelled it that way on purpose 😂

    • @BefallGaming
      @BefallGaming 4 года назад +3

      @@breAnnasmama Wooosh

  • @namotori
    @namotori 3 года назад +8

    The spiders mating just killed me its a life or death moment😭😂😂

  • @avasifton6245
    @avasifton6245 3 года назад +11

    Lol I love how dramatic the wolf One was.
    Girl, “Dude! RUN!!”
    “I CANT😭😂

  • @XeEmre
    @XeEmre 4 года назад +28

    That bird with the wing swings lmao smooth bro 😄

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 4 года назад +55

    the kiwis are so adorably odd looking, probably because they don’t have tail feathers and look like stumps with legs- no wonder kiwi fruit were named after them

    • @NAEMA911
      @NAEMA911 4 года назад +3

      Like unfinished shape 😂 but in a cute way

  • @moth5949
    @moth5949 4 года назад +35

    kiwi: *flirts by tapping the females bottom*
    me: *silenty wondering if my bf is secretly a kiwi bird*

    • @calliopeclownmusic
      @calliopeclownmusic 3 года назад

      Are you still with him hon?

    • @moth5949
      @moth5949 3 года назад +1

      @@calliopeclownmusic lol no

    • @moth5949
      @moth5949 3 года назад

      @George Jungle he cheated on me with another man

  • @vinestick
    @vinestick 4 года назад +19

    Male wolf: come over my parents aren’t home

  • @catharsismemory
    @catharsismemory 4 года назад +57

    Wolf dad: Get off my daughter!

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 4 года назад +15

      Dad. i'm 19. I mate whoever i want. Isn't that right Greg?
      *Greg has left server*

  • @simantinisinha6604
    @simantinisinha6604 4 года назад +85

    Wolf dad is the culprit, he chased away his son in law

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi 4 года назад +100

    Unusual mating rituals? Psh thats nothing, im on Tindr.

  • @fever1
    @fever1 4 года назад +24

    Imagine walking through a forest and see some red bird have a stroke

  • @risquerabbitthehomespa9356
    @risquerabbitthehomespa9356 4 года назад +87

    "She seems to be transfixed" damn, I know I am.

  • @xerithonk5316
    @xerithonk5316 4 года назад +65

    Kiwi's seem to be an unfinished Spore creature stage creation.

  • @calistto5366
    @calistto5366 4 года назад +26

    "It's time to get physical" mever laughed this hard in my life...😂

  • @jadeannika6023
    @jadeannika6023 4 года назад +14

    The first one was just too much with his slow motion moves. 😂😂😂

  • @21jd_
    @21jd_ 4 года назад +50

    The thing is I've watched the video of this red bird before and I'm not prepared to see him get rejected again... let him live it down, BBC, please. The secondhand heartbreak gah EDIT: OH MY GOD THEY DON'T SHOW IT.

  • @Blessed_Sound
    @Blessed_Sound 4 года назад +13

    2:40 damn, why is he so smooth. I see him workin those shoulders.

  • @yaelglor
    @yaelglor 4 года назад +24

    The Bowerbird. Or like 90's children call it: the dial-up internet bird. XD

  • @blacky_Ninja
    @blacky_Ninja 4 года назад +6

    2:37
    So he‘s the Bird equivalent of these tango dancers with a rose in their mouth? 😂

  • @yoganda9140
    @yoganda9140 4 года назад +31

    10:18 the spider must be like: nope I regret my decision

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 4 года назад +6

    Those wolves love story is better than any recent romance stories. Dang, that's some high quality drama!

  • @Lucindr
    @Lucindr 4 года назад +6

    The tarantula one got my heart beatin. Like mr and ms smith 😂

  • @sandraacevedo2262
    @sandraacevedo2262 4 года назад +20

    The bird looked as if he were malfunctioning.

  • @sekermanyaggin-chan7924
    @sekermanyaggin-chan7924 4 года назад +7

    Dude your crush is coming act normal!
    Me: *bower bird mating rituals and barn owl screams*

  • @carsoncody405
    @carsoncody405 4 года назад +63

    I too headbutt a girl when i am trying to get her attention

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 4 года назад +7

    1:30
    When you hear someone talking about you behind your back.

  • @TM-it5oe
    @TM-it5oe 4 года назад +37

    1:25 Lmao that female is like Simon Cowell .Having the male to show his talents yet seems unimpressed.

  • @TheWarrenFamily
    @TheWarrenFamily 4 года назад +18

    These males really put in a lot of work!

  • @jessicagifford8582
    @jessicagifford8582 4 года назад +9

    Bowerbird male: be's creepy
    Bowerbird female: "romantic"

  • @ericacosme7732
    @ericacosme7732 4 года назад +7

    I swear that first bird hypnotized me ...

  • @Falafelzebub
    @Falafelzebub 4 года назад +20

    Aw that howlin' lone wolf blues.

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 4 года назад +4

    Bowerbird: *Exorcismn*
    Kiwi: *Run around and play tag*
    Kob: *Headlocking enemies*
    Tarantula: *Knocks at door and asks for tango*
    Wolf: *Babe, come over! I can't... My Dads distracted by a bison!*
    Wolf:

  • @nathanmedina2809
    @nathanmedina2809 4 года назад +3

    12:56 sneaking into her bedroom at night with the parents not knowing

  • @evelynnthedemoness
    @evelynnthedemoness 4 года назад +5

    *The bowerbirds went from "hopelessly devoted to you" to "Physical" then back to "hopelessly devoted to you"*

  • @veronicabruno6490
    @veronicabruno6490 4 года назад +6

    First bird: “hey baby want to see me have a seizure.”

  • @ehidunno9737
    @ehidunno9737 4 года назад +5

    the wolf one is so hilarious

  • @kuma9492
    @kuma9492 4 года назад +18

    idk why this kiwi bird look so funny for me

  • @acrjacrj3864
    @acrjacrj3864 4 года назад +15

    7:10 Oh C’mon ALL ladies in all species are very picky to chose a mate 😂

  • @Stfuboba
    @Stfuboba 4 года назад +4

    The wolf mating is like every other wattpad book

  • @YourLocalLeadFarmer
    @YourLocalLeadFarmer 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes, I too perform a seizure when looking for a date.

  • @akanijohn1825
    @akanijohn1825 4 года назад +96

    What did we learn kids?
    Kids: women are complicated no matter which species

    • @elizaalmabuena
      @elizaalmabuena 4 года назад +6

      Akani John not too much. Males seek females, females seek resources. Reproduction is biologically expensive for the female so they need to make a good investment. There is a way to trick the system though: social eavesdropping.... basically the whole “once I got a girlfriend a lot of girls started paying attention/flirting with me”. The basic idea is that you might not outright show signs of highly desired traits or resources, but if you have a girl then you probably have some.... so, other girls want in. A good female friend willing to play wingman by acting as if she wants to date you will manage to drive other females’ attention your way.

  • @nancypalacios9840
    @nancypalacios9840 4 года назад +29

    I still want to know if they had cubs or ever got back together to build their own pack

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 4 года назад +2

      *pups

    • @nancypalacios9840
      @nancypalacios9840 4 года назад +3

      Dragon Heart Yes, young wolves are typically called pups. However the definition of cub is; the young of a fox, bear, lion, or other carnivorous mammal. And a wolf is a carnivorous mammal therefore cub is also correct (:

    • @Blissgamez
      @Blissgamez 4 года назад

      @@nancypalacios9840 wow

  • @michelleherrera7725
    @michelleherrera7725 4 года назад +6

    Wolf was like, "Get your dirty paws off my daughter!!!"