damien has joined the jojo jamboree... surely this is just in jojo jest? emkay hand jerks and jostles in sleep, jealous digits jarred, dreaming jumbled dreams of jojo judgement jail
The original veggie tales meme is so much funnier though “ Thanks for taking us to bible camp uncle lars! “ “ Hey! Would you guys like to meet God RIGHT NOW?! “ “ Yeah!! “
That moment when you find out Damien is only a year older than you. I'm used to thinking of myself as a kid, so it's a mind blow whenever I'm reminded that now I'm within the same age range as the people I watch... makes me feel old.
@@lazykirby57 NO. NOPE. NUH UH. FRICK THIS. I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN. KIRBY IS AN AMOEBA. NOT...THAT CREATURE FROM THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL.
@@cherrify3498 There are lowercase/uppercase "i"s in turkish (and probably some other languages) with or without dots. For some reason this person decides to use the wrong ones
Fun Fact: Canonically, Kirby has no bones. Also, its stomach is a cavernous, endless pocket dimension where nothing actually dies but just sort of exists forever in a universe of nothingness until the Great Pink One calls upon it for its power.
Damien: **brings up the mitochondria** That one brain cell in my brain that only brings up how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell : Let me introduce myself
8:57 Soldier: A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?! *Soldier goes to the intel room* Scout: *cant open the door* Soldier: Lemme try this one. Erm, 1, 1, 1, and... 1. *Fails* Heavy: INCOMING!!! *Winds up Shasha* Scout: Hey, it is still here! Spy: Genlemen. *Meet The Team theme plays* Spy: Tell me, has anyone killed a red spy in the way here? BLU Team: No. Spy: Then we habe a problem... And a knife. Scout: Ooh, big problem. I kill spies like you all the day. Auch! ... No offense. Spy:I assure you that if you killed them, they were NOT like me. And nothing, NOTHING like the man loose on this building! Scout: Heh, who are you, the president of his fan club or something? Spy: No. _THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER._ *Spy shows BLU Scout's mom's porno with the RED spy*
Indeed. and now hes he here to f##k us! So listen up boy or pornagraphy starring you mother will be the the second worst thing that has happened to you today Oh! GIMME THAT The spy has already breached our defences *DUNNNNN* Oh SENTRY DOWN *bang* *bang* You've seen what hes done to our colleagues *insert sniper and spy fighting* And worst of all he could be anyone of us! Raus Raus Dah *smak* *grab* He could be in thia very room He could be you He could be me He could even be *shotgun blast*
My sister legitimately pushed the keyboard back button when watching this video even tho we were watching on a phone which was located in front in the keyboard,my heart stopped and I was laughing my a*s off and when she realized what she did she had a mental breakdown and laughed so hard LMFAO she felt so dumb, she made my day 😂
Răzvan Luca * 69 Years Ago ok so a bit of context: death 13 is an enemy that can control the dream world and therefore kill its enemies in said world. So you can kinda see the joke
@@naturegirl1999 Kakyoin is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. In part three (the part kakyoin is in) some people have Stands. They are manifestation of ones soul. Kakyoin's is named Hierophant Green and his attack is called Emerald Splash. The joke I made was because it had splash in the name so it was like being splashed with water (which would cool you down), even though it doesn't act like that in the anime/manga. So the answer to all your questions are A) Kakyoin B) Emerald Splash shoots emeralds C) They don't
1:37 Sometimes babies actually choose not to speak until they know how to talk in full, grammatically correct sentences. I think it mostly happens with children who have autism, I could be wrong tho.
Be me: Get diegnosed with cancer Think, "Oh, it'll be gone when I take a nap *3 hours later after I wake up* Still has cancer *SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE* I know that the PIKACHU face is dead but I think it was a good joke
10:28 Is ThAt A jOjO's ReFeReNcE
Also I'm so happy you got that reference that actually made my day
damien has joined the jojo jamboree... surely this is just in jojo jest? emkay hand jerks and jostles in sleep, jealous digits jarred, dreaming jumbled dreams of jojo judgement jail
@@EmKay oh wow.. must many jojos
EmKay pls respond to me
This is the first time I have seen a pinned comment with barely any likes (13). I am taking this as a conplimentary comment to start my day.
EmKay do a reading of r/shitpost crusaders
Damien: I don't like text to speech
Cowbelly: I've been backstabbed
I've been bellystabbed
I’m in tears bc in reading it in my head as the text to speech voice and it’s just so perfect 😂
I’ve been cow stabbed
@@gothbimbo9470 Lol I did the same thing.
That Damien Is a Spy!
The original veggie tales meme is so much funnier though
“ Thanks for taking us to bible camp uncle lars! “
“ Hey! Would you guys like to meet God RIGHT NOW?! “
“ Yeah!! “
69 likes...Nice
@nerd_dude *You foul human being.*
@@MasonTheAnimator ha ha my trick! 139!!
Sad screaming
It has 420 now
That moment when you find out Damien is only a year older than you.
I'm used to thinking of myself as a kid, so it's a mind blow whenever I'm reminded that now I'm within the same age range as the people I watch... makes me feel old.
I think that probably hurt him more than you.
I'm 25 and I still think of myself as a kid :(
@@kanna-san. infant.
@@EmKay makes sense
When I gave you a like it went form 99 to 10, odd
2:42
Most People: How does his bones hurt?
200 IQ People: *_Kirby has bones?_*
My thought exactly, game theory said he's basically an amoeba or a water-filled balloon of sorts
nintendosoup.com/official-kirby-artbook-reveals-kirby-has-a-skeleton/
Thank me later
@@lazykirby57 NO, I DO NOT THANK YOU, WHAT THE HELL KINDA NIGHTMARE FUEL IS THE BULLSHIZ???
@@beccakirby6227you're welcome
@@lazykirby57 NO. NOPE. NUH UH. FRICK THIS. I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN. KIRBY IS AN AMOEBA. NOT...THAT CREATURE FROM THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL.
“Anything that has a seed or more is a fruit”
Male: Oh no
(I hate this joke I made)
@femboy we are not in mildly infuriating please type your i's right ITS PAINFULL 😭
This no longer has 69 likes 😈😈😈
@Nurşah Kaplan di, do your lowercase i's not have dots at the top???
@Nurşah Kaplan what happened to your i's
@@cherrify3498 There are lowercase/uppercase "i"s in turkish (and probably some other languages) with or without dots.
For some reason this person decides to use the wrong ones
I need anti-bone hurting juice. I just got my wisdom teeth out. 👀
Same
Try percocet
Pleb put them back in then???
@@beek1965 dumbass
Bee k * surprised pikachu face *
“howbleah”
- dog
he is speaking his truth
Howblyat
He's ascended
EmKay he’s talking in enchantment table
DAMIEN LIKED THIS COMMENT SO I CANT SWEAR AT YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY
r/comedycemetery: who are you?
r/bonehurtingjuice: I’m you but better
True, so true,
Not really
*comedyheaven
Nah
2:04 this activated my Alexa.
same
69th like
Not mine
Same-
Mine’s called echo ha ha ha ha!
Fun Fact: Canonically, Kirby has no bones. Also, its stomach is a cavernous, endless pocket dimension where nothing actually dies but just sort of exists forever in a universe of nothingness until the Great Pink One calls upon it for its power.
Yup
r/TIHI
Mmmmm THATS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
i'm maining kirby in ssbu until steve is unlocked :3
Nobody:
Damien: Who broke kakiwin's air conditioner?
Please tell me you wrote kakyoin wrong on purpose
@@breadboi9065 that's the joke man, it represents the strange way damien spelled kakyoin
@@endermax195 ok sorry for ruining it
@Just a person Jonathan turned Dio into a bagel too,and Jotaro too....Araki likes bagels don't he?
B A B Y
S T A N D
Front facing troll face doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Front facing troll face: 9:29
That lead me to 2 ads godammit
I like your pfp
It hurts to live
@@BubbleBFDI
So I guess... in a way...
You got trolled
u r dead
"Who broke his airconditioner?"
"It was ME, DIO!!"
It was me DEATH 13 LALI HO
Tzisorey Tigerwuf KONO DIO DA
Who broke his air conditioner?
KONO DIO DA!
You were expecting it to be me dio who broke kakyoins ac, but it was me! Damian!
I wish Jojo fans were creative
Damien: **brings up the mitochondria**
That one brain cell in my brain that only brings up how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell : Let me introduce myself
8:57
Soldier: A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!
*Soldier goes to the intel room*
Scout: *cant open the door*
Soldier: Lemme try this one. Erm, 1, 1, 1, and... 1.
*Fails*
Heavy: INCOMING!!! *Winds up Shasha*
Scout: Hey, it is still here!
Spy: Genlemen.
*Meet The Team theme plays*
Spy: Tell me, has anyone killed a red spy in the way here?
BLU Team: No.
Spy: Then we habe a problem... And a knife.
Scout: Ooh, big problem. I kill spies like you all the day. Auch! ... No offense.
Spy:I assure you that if you killed them, they were NOT like me. And nothing, NOTHING like the man loose on this building!
Scout: Heh, who are you, the president of his fan club or something?
Spy: No.
_THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER._
*Spy shows BLU Scout's mom's porno with the RED spy*
A-eghh
~stroke~
Thank you
Indeed. and now hes he here to f##k
us! So listen up boy or pornagraphy starring you mother will be the the second worst thing that has happened to you today
Oh!
GIMME THAT
The spy has already breached our defences
*DUNNNNN*
Oh SENTRY DOWN
*bang*
*bang*
You've seen what hes done to our colleagues
*insert sniper and spy fighting*
And worst of all he could be anyone of us!
Raus Raus
Dah
*smak*
*grab*
He could be in thia very room
He could be you
He could be me
He could even be
*shotgun blast*
@@disconator2789 woah woah woah
it was obvious he is the red spy
Huh?
HE SAID IT BOYS, HE SAID IT, DEATH 13 DID INDEED SABOTAGE KAKYOIN'S SLEEP
HES IN!
I Giorno Giovanna had a dream and now its reality
AAAH DON'T SPOIL FOR THE OTHERS WHO MIGHT SPIRAL DOWN THE HELL CALLED JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
@@ademmujkanovic6965 I won't so go on
when was it
I just realised, Damien always says "what's up guys" and we don't respond..
Sky is up.
Up is a movie
clouds are up
There technically is no such thing as up...
@Order of roses ok zoomer
WHAT ABOUT THE GROUND! ITS UP!
Tharapist: front facing troll face isn't real, he can't hurt you.
*front facing troll face* 9:25
Once I convinced someone that you don't exist...
i want to die after seeing that face
@@AZRARICCIARDO same its weird to look at
@@ShonaDudley weird asf
@@AZRARICCIARDO You probally looked at the mirror
Emkay: **jojo references**
Me: ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Joestars: **exists**
Dio: im about to end this mans whole bloodline
"Damm Death 13" Emkay RIP kakyoin
Hi chara
ONE OF US
ONE OF US ONE OF US YES
I was under some odd assumption that Damien was late twenties early thirties. But nope! He just has dad vibes
How old is he?
@@cherrify3498 22
I bet this guy hurt his *_bones_* just for that laugh...
_-OOF-_
@@user-se8jg5ul7e Nice
Damien: "I've been throwing shade at text-to-speech channels"
Cowbelly, who worked with Damien not too long ago: ='(
cowbelly. more like cow-willy.
@@EmKay oooooooohhh! You got rebththrjkrkfbfokejdjifigjejbehogobxbeiorjcxjjeifjjxbfjejrhhrjeheheue6ue6e3636636366f6f6f66f6f6f5c472883jxbxbbfjfjjf Oklahoma Arizona vdhfhhdjfjjdjdjdjf eggs dvdjdjjdjehehjfbfbjfjrjxjjfjfjfjjfbf bread
@@ekwnsb5676 r/ihadastroke
@@ekwnsb5676 i like how randomly in the middle of all this you typed Oklahoma Arizona Eggs Bread
@@chrishansen1842 monkge
0:03
What if you wanted to go to heaven,
But god said:
*Hey, one second the pizza guy is here, I got peparoni.*
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said:
You have to go, we're making popcorn
@@SpiralAnimationssssss *you are the popcorn*
The timestamp sounds like "guys here i got pepperoni"
r/WOOOOOOOSH
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that his impression of Timmy's dad is spot on?
10:28 “YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DEATH 13 TURNING OFF NORIAKI KAKYOIN’S AC, BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!!”
Kono dio da died in 2015 go away ur scaring me
WRYYYYY
I was resurrected through Joseph’s body
*slurping the spaghetti with feelings*
@@pkfiremain710 jojo memes never die, all of them have joseph's blessing
10:13 Holy crap that's a really good Timmy's Dad impression!
Me when Damien or Zack mentions TF2: "You've done me proud, boys."
Edit: You thought it was a "Thanks for the likes" comment, but it was I, Dio!
It reminds me of Rick may
Comander Cody DONT still it’s too early for me
^
Same bro
Meanwhile titanfall 2...
Says graduated flex.
The next second: reads land as island.
You see he said island to confirm that it is land
Damien: Understands the Jojo reference
Everyone who watches Jojo: *happiness noise*
Weebs in general
y e s
4
I was so happy- especially because kakyoin is my comfort charecter
@@sausageassassinn 4
1:02 kids:I can’t wait to meet Jesus
Dad: you can meet him right now
Kids: really
this dude's spy voice still sounds like his soldier voice.
Petition to get Damien to open his videos with “my namee is Dame Lee” (Day 8)
who tf is dame lee. sincerely, emkay hand
Just trying to replace the “my namien is Damien” lol.
EmKay ur mom
1:30 i was drinking then the water came up my nose
"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated."
I'm so proud he's become a JoJo fan
Same
Yes its perfect
Mista Lahey I liked your reply so it has 4 likes. Now let me die
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 jokes on you i liked my own reply
Mista Lahey jokes on you2x I removed my like
The memes and your laugh is making me boneshurtingjuice
Damien finally gets the jojo references
*Epic*
3:48 I only put it so I can hear it again.
Enjoy laughing to death.
EmKay: *laughs*
My sister legitimately pushed the keyboard back button when watching this video even tho we were watching on a phone which was located in front in the keyboard,my heart stopped and I was laughing my a*s off and when she realized what she did she had a mental breakdown and laughed so hard LMFAO she felt so dumb, she made my day 😂
The voice he did for Timmy's dad😂
Damien is just SwaggerSouls if he was tall and wholesome
10:44 I see you have become a man of culture Damian, I am proud of you
OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU KNEW THAT JOJO REFERENCE AWESOME!!! This made me so happy!
SAME
Calm the fuck down. anigay is shit anyways
@@breadless_crust5445 you’re shit for not letting people enjoy things
@@breadless_crust5445 what the fuck is your problem with anigay? homophobic?
@@dio_fumo yes
This subreddit's thing is the meme format isn't being used as a joke and it has no surprise factor. It's straight to the point and what you'd expect
10:43
Me Who Does not Watch Jojo Bizzare Adventure : *Laughs In Confusion*
Răzvan Luca * 69 Years Ago ok so a bit of context: death 13 is an enemy that can control the dream world and therefore kill its enemies in said world. So you can kinda see the joke
Thanks! I was wondering what was the joke
@@pocaitul78nr1 you should really watch jjba tho
@@AZRARICCIARDO I started watching it , i am at the part of the 3 pillar men awakening
@@pocaitul78nr1 nice
10:44 nah bro Avdol is probably in there with his magicians red
Nah it's Speedwagon with his abs.
@@first1047 Hot hot hot hot hot
3:36
The word “hOWOOOOOOO
How Damien read it “HOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO”
I only see owo what the heck?!?
_owo_
"WHY DO I HAVE TWO TONGUES" My god this made me bust out laughing, I can't, it's so good 😂
7:17 you just swore *speaks into radio*we got him...take him away
Oh shit he swore kill that bastard
12:01
“I’m communist!!”
Liberty prime: *COMMUNISM IS NOT AN OPTION*
Never has been
Everyone else: _Make him say “My Namien is Damien!”_
Me: Whatever happened to “The best memes north/south of the equator?”
I hope Damien sees this I wanna play some games with him like brawlhalla
Me too.
Can I be Rayman?
Petition to make Damien’s ringtone him saying “Howowowowowowowowoo”
The hospitalized woman had such a realist reaction.
"Ow O F F mY BOOOOnEs"
Damien: who broke Kakyoins AC
JoJo fans: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
jojo fans are everywhere because all of us have multifandoms which is what makes jojo so popular
1:45 "I'm 21 and no longer *sjgksksjkshskhgjs* school!"
knowing what comes after the panel with kakyoin haunts my dreams
I’ve only seen part 1-2 what is it
Ehxthnzg it’s actually a panel from a pretty famous fanmade manga- kakyoin lays an egg
Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?
the fact that polnareff is so proud of him kills me
Therapist: Front facing Troll Face doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Front facing troll face: 9:25
nice stolen comment
I live for two things.
Damien’s iconic laugh.
Damien’s adorable “Awe, dank uuuu”
Nobody: waves at me politely
Me: doesn’t do anything because ain’t nobody waving at me
The first one broke me. I just, I cannot. It’s kinda just inverting expectations and it’s entertaining.
YES DAMIEN WATCHES JOJO
🔫He always did
Is that a jojo reference!?!?!?
ZAAAAAAAAA WARUDO
TALLY HOOOO
No
1:08 I guess you could say the accident turned them into vegetables!!
8:57 god, tf2 finds a way to sneak it’s way into everything, doesn’t it?
I don’t understand this subreddit’s whole theme, but I like.
6:03
Are you challenging me?!
Bacteria: the foreign lifeform that lives in your body.
Mitochondria: the foreign lifeform that lives in your cells.
That actually how scientists think the first lifeforms got mitochondria. Cells ate other cells and used them to produce energy
@@Breakdown5297 biological life is weird
There's one reason I watch the old EmKay videos.
Damien's Laughter. I feel happy when I hear it.
2019: too many rappers sipping lean
2020: same issue
2021: rappers sips bone hurting juice
10:32
an r/bonehurtingjuice jojoke? i love it!
Damien underestimates how long human necks are.
I’d have no idea about that though, I’m just a whale.
Yes
Hello whale-san 😉
Bread
where
BBeluga Whale run
“Ditto”
-D-day survivor
Who broke kakyoin’s air conditioner?
Me who knows it doesn’t matter because kakyoin can just use
*EMERALD SPLASH*
*_Kakyoin's gangsta till the person who broke his air conditioner deflects his emerald splash_*
@DIO shut up Dio, you deflected it >:,c
Who is that character and what is emerald splash? How do emeralds affect temperature?
@@naturegirl1999 Kakyoin is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. In part three (the part kakyoin is in) some people have Stands. They are manifestation of ones soul. Kakyoin's is named Hierophant Green and his attack is called Emerald Splash. The joke I made was because it had splash in the name so it was like being splashed with water (which would cool you down), even though it doesn't act like that in the anime/manga. So the answer to all your questions are
A) Kakyoin
B) Emerald Splash shoots emeralds
C) They don't
@DIO but you did >:,/
3:01 "That's a good end to his saga"
I mean he was eaten alive and presumably digested slowly
but sure good end
1:46 Damien became one with the visco girl
owo
omo
qwq
*_おを_*
1:37 Sometimes babies actually choose not to speak until they know how to talk in full, grammatically correct sentences. I think it mostly happens with children who have autism, I could be wrong tho.
Be me:
Get diegnosed with cancer
Think, "Oh, it'll be gone when I take a nap
*3 hours later after I wake up*
Still has cancer
*SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
I know that the PIKACHU face is dead but I think it was a good joke
No
We honestly don't deserve Damien, in all honesty. He's just so positive and cheerful, not to mention hilarious.
❤❤
And he's a JoJo fan
I am very sorry if you hate jojo
2:00
Made my Alexa to off twice lol
Lmao I had no idea that Emkay watched jojo
Same
I broke Kakyoin's air conditioner, which led to him having a stomach-ache. I apologize for my actions
8:55 me when playing the ninth class before I channeled the powers of the legendary Spy Baguette.
I love how Damien always extends the meme like the pepperoni one in the beginning
0:58 I don't know what it is about it, but the laugh Damien makes here slaps really hard.
I was playing Pokémon while watching this, I encountered a ditto on the comic... I fear for my life
Let's give daimen credit for making this look like r/makemesuffer
Now that i know that he watches jojo i love Emkay 10 times more.
"damn death 13 turned off his AC" - Damien 2020
You know it’s good when the very first one makes you laugh.
6:16 Aww, thanks Damien.
0:50 yes you can swear, literally no one is stopping you!
What was he even talking about? What was the joke?
No one:
Not Zach:
Not even a single soul on this earth:
The man who's Namien is Damien: *HAWOWOWOWOWOWOWO*
2:05
This actually set off my Alexa and I SCREECHED
Bone hurting juice is basically technically the truth but with memes.
Bones: "krrraaaakckkk"
Me: ooooooh my bones ooooh
DAMIEN WATCHES JOJO, HE MADE A REFERENCE.
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
3:38 When you listen to way too much TTS and it shows.
3:48 I laughed way too hard at this and now my bones hurt
"Welcome back to EmKay!" Thank you for not doing anything dramatic for the intro, Damian.