【Touhou】Marisa Shift Change RED ZONE with Alice【東方】

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @orionchandler8130
    @orionchandler8130 7 лет назад +198

    Ma-Marisa...
    I-It's an automatic...

    • @juno9058
      @juno9058 4 года назад +2

      @@whackowafer4765 both

  • @lagbr96
    @lagbr96 8 лет назад +93

    What has Alice learned? NEVER get in a car when Marisa is the driver. XD

  • @Sableneko
    @Sableneko 14 лет назад +57

    Alice: "Are you sure you know how to drive?"
    Marisa: "Trust me, I'm a natural."

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 3 года назад +4

      Let the record show that she died from natural causes.

  • @lingaustin2854
    @lingaustin2854 8 лет назад +239

    What is she, dodging danmaku while driving that car?!

    • @warfu_
      @warfu_ 8 лет назад +22

      LOL Probably!!

  • @ScarletFlameFlandre
    @ScarletFlameFlandre 15 лет назад +57

    This is probably a very accurate prediction of my driving test.

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 9 лет назад +130

    Dat shifting, in an automatic!

    • @DamazViccar
      @DamazViccar 9 лет назад +7

      +R33Racer I think part of the joke is that the car never actually moves and they're just being silly.

    • @R33Racer
      @R33Racer 9 лет назад +8

      DamazViccar I find the fact it's automatic is more funny somehow.

    • @DamazViccar
      @DamazViccar 9 лет назад +9

      R33Racer It's part of the same thing, since an automatic doesn't work as they display. However, if they're just playing like children who have very shallow knowledge about how a car works, it shows how much silly fun the girls are having.

    • @R33Racer
      @R33Racer 9 лет назад +1

      DamazViccar You're aware this is not the original, right?

    • @Trint3e
      @Trint3e 8 лет назад +4

      As a car guy, this inaccuracy hurts me.

  • @ghostsoda7393
    @ghostsoda7393 11 лет назад +51

    Me in every raceing game

  • @steveluvscows2490
    @steveluvscows2490 3 года назад +14

    Mima: "...Should we tell her...?"
    Reimu: "Naaaah, she's fiiine."

  • @Mari_Intothestaircase
    @Mari_Intothestaircase 5 лет назад +55

    Nobody:
    Me using my knowledge of Mario Kart into driving a real car:

  • @NekoHazrd
    @NekoHazrd 11 лет назад +57

    Vtec just kicked in yo!

  • @pinkumaS2
    @pinkumaS2 11 лет назад +77

    next will be a train!

  • @ZethSet
    @ZethSet 9 лет назад +18

    5 years later and I still laugh my ass off everytime I watch this! xD

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 3 года назад +3

      Another 5 years have passed. Come back here and laugh some more.

  • @_6322
    @_6322 8 лет назад +24

    ボッバッボバッ

  • @nekoozukihatsune3530
    @nekoozukihatsune3530 9 лет назад +34

    I want tosee your license, Marisa

  • @rail2406
    @rail2406 4 года назад +4

    in this video:
    she puts the car in reverse and proceeds to cause 50 cars to fly off the road before she goes back into forward and also proceeds to cause a semi and a bus to go off the road before putting the car into park and sliding along the road until the car gets t - boned by another bus
    and it was at that moment that marisa realized the car was an automatic
    a normal day in gensokyo huh

  • @CEnow
    @CEnow 12 лет назад +7

    No, that is a 'Nitori modified shifting'. Seems like a normal automatic transmission, but in Gensokyo you have to pull for shift up and push for shift down. Between the 4th and 6th gear there comes the random Master-Sparked driven nitro-booster into play.
    --It is so fast, all passengers are pulled back till they almost hit the backseat--
    Yes, we like Danmaku in a Car ;)

  • @Number__3
    @Number__3 13 лет назад +10

    Marisa sure knows how to drive an automatic.
    I feel sorry for:
    1. Alice and Shanghai
    2. Patchouli
    3. the car's transmission

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 6 лет назад +14

    How in the hell did Marisa even get her license in the first place...

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 3 года назад +4

      Wanna bet that she mugged her driver teacher for it?

    • @KejuhShame
      @KejuhShame 2 месяца назад

      Funny to assume that she has one to begin with.

  • @Whitepulse43
    @Whitepulse43 13 лет назад +11

    "All Units! All Units! This is Six-four-five! We have a maniac on the road! Requesting back up asap! We are on the chase! Suspect is driving a gray Sports car!"
    "All Units we have possibly a kidnapper in our hands! Same car was saw drive away from scene after shoving victim into trunk of car. Exercise caution!"

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 3 года назад +2

    Marisa learned how to drive from F-Zero

  • @angelcaballero876
    @angelcaballero876 11 лет назад +10

    Marisa is like.."Im ready" after then i see Alice's face then im like... O-O'

  • @chocobarAR
    @chocobarAR 12 лет назад +4

    Alice: YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW SLOW DOWN!!! Marisa: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!

  • @braveegg1705
    @braveegg1705 10 лет назад +23

    Marisa, the newest nightmare fuel.

  • @taketake0901
    @taketake0901 6 лет назад +3

    魔理沙はなんか運転席に座るとなんか意外とイメージにあってる気がする(redzoneが始まるまでは)

  • @ultimateampharos292
    @ultimateampharos292 7 лет назад +10

    Top Gear in a nutshell

  • @kokorogensou
    @kokorogensou 15 лет назад +1

    I'm scared of riding in the same car as Marisa now.

  • @taidpodz
    @taidpodz 15 лет назад +2

    Patchy chose the wrong day to steal back all the books Marisa stole

  • @SteveTheMonkey808
    @SteveTheMonkey808 12 лет назад +2

    Alice wanted to sell a car she got from Yukari. Marisa comes to her and wants a test drive before she can buy it. Then this happened. Alice later decided that it would be a better idea to destroy the car.

  • @RenegadeKamui
    @RenegadeKamui 15 лет назад +1

    Marisa broke the precious speed limit.

  • @xtrem3rd
    @xtrem3rd 14 лет назад +5

    1:36 Shanghai: "HELP ME, ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE!"
    And oh yeah, it would be great if someone could translate that stuff at the end.

  • @shizzlebizzfizz
    @shizzlebizzfizz 15 лет назад +1

    I love these kinds of videos. There needs to be more of them.

  • @puyopuyofun
    @puyopuyofun 13 лет назад +1

    When you see Marisa driving a cab, DON"T GO IN IT!!

  • @メジロマックイーン-r3n
    @メジロマックイーン-r3n 3 года назад +1

    エンジンがRB29DETTでnismoのフルチューンのミッションを使ってるのであれば分からなくもない少なくとも俺の34に追い付くかなくらいだねバブリングとミスファイヤーが無い

  • @hoangnam.2015
    @hoangnam.2015 3 года назад +2

    that touhou + Mario Kart 8

  • @marioinf
    @marioinf 13 лет назад +1

    Marisa decided to scare alice by driving crazy, patchouli got jelous and stowed away in the trunk to spy on them. She would later regret her decision.

  • @evangedeon2194
    @evangedeon2194 7 лет назад +5

    I love this but... how did I get myself here... what is my life?

  • @hoangnam.2015
    @hoangnam.2015 3 года назад +1

    Marisa: I'm a good race ever Alice
    Alice: NO YOU NOT!!!! JUST LET ME DOWN AND SHUT
    UP!!!

  • @NeonClockwork
    @NeonClockwork 14 лет назад

    not even twenty seconds into the video, Marisa just started the car, and already Alice looks scared for her life.

  • @FloofyOneTorpheus
    @FloofyOneTorpheus 11 лет назад +25

    I guess I'll be the first to say it.....GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE CAMERA!!!!

    • @FloofyOneTorpheus
      @FloofyOneTorpheus 9 лет назад

      Alice of course If she cant handle the O_Oawesome speed get out

  • @johnsonsarah2983
    @johnsonsarah2983 8 лет назад +6

    Alive has seen some shit

  • @BTFLSTAR
    @BTFLSTAR 13 лет назад +1

    Just lookin' at Alice's face is priceless.

  • @thgritic102
    @thgritic102 3 года назад +1

    This will never get old for me🤣

  • @vistagreat9994
    @vistagreat9994 5 лет назад +1

    why is marisa's hair green

  • @matafannimE
    @matafannimE 13 лет назад

    and that's why patchouli never gets out of the library

  • @LilyHanAP
    @LilyHanAP 14 лет назад +1

    These sound effects are top quality. It sounds like a real car!

  • @miurars
    @miurars 2 года назад +2

    みんなはしっかりシートベルトをしようね!

  • @jedimastersteven
    @jedimastersteven 13 лет назад +1

    god dammit I was in the library and when I saw this I burst out laughing my ass of and everyone was staring at me... but it was fucking worth it XD

  • @Nora_the_Seedrian
    @Nora_the_Seedrian 14 лет назад +6

    I wonder what Mima and Reimu were talking about... I wish I could read japanese...

  • @paprmastr232
    @paprmastr232 15 лет назад +1

    Marisa: Hey Alice, wanna join me on testing out Nitori's new invention? The hover-car :D?
    Alice: Ok marisa~
    *Starts engine*
    Marisa: Ok Alice now lets drive... AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EFF YEAH MARISA!
    Also i think they kidnapped Patchy and threw her in the car :U.

  • @andybuscus383
    @andybuscus383 8 лет назад

    At first, I was like "What the fuck is up with this guy's sound effects?" Then a few seconds later I rralized that they made the video so much better.

    • @andybuscus383
      @andybuscus383 8 лет назад

      Lol. "rralized"

    • @andybuscus383
      @andybuscus383 2 года назад

      Whoa, dude, I didn't even see that the first time I read it. Lol.

  • @luhxary
    @luhxary 14 лет назад +1

    Patchouli still alive is priceless.

  • @taky4733eizzaimjemat
    @taky4733eizzaimjemat 4 года назад

    Huh, since 2010, I appreciate that.

  • @inksans3219
    @inksans3219 5 лет назад +1

    オイゴルルァ!
    Pで進むわけねぇダルルォ!?(マジレス)

  • @Giganotus
    @Giganotus 12 лет назад

    And this is why Marisa isn't allowed to drive....

  • @howzitkenkentachi3
    @howzitkenkentachi3 15 лет назад +1

    パチェ乗ってる。
    アリス何回もはいてる。

  • @MH-um1ky
    @MH-um1ky 7 лет назад +8

    絶対乗りたくないw

  • @NotZenzen
    @NotZenzen 12 лет назад

    This is why my parents wont let me drive in the future.

  • @charlesdickenballs5501
    @charlesdickenballs5501 10 лет назад +1

    Poor Alice... Go home Marisa, you are drunk (and suicidal) !!

    • @yunal74
      @yunal74 8 лет назад

      Da Kirisame magician you drink that mushroom beer again?

  • @Trades46
    @Trades46 13 лет назад +1

    I hope that is a sequential shifter, else i think the transmission is gone.
    I feel for you Alice...and Patchy.

  • @DarkWingedHunter
    @DarkWingedHunter 13 лет назад

    i think the car is indestructible from marisa's crazy speed shifting

  • @BoltFraction
    @BoltFraction 14 лет назад

    By the look on Alice's face, I'd think Marisa should have stuck with her broom.

  • @lightJason1
    @lightJason1 13 лет назад

    8 people that dislike this was in the trunk and the ninth one was Cirno.

  • @randommaster06
    @randommaster06 15 лет назад

    There is no such thing as driving too fast. If you haven't traumatized all of your passengers then you're doing it wrong.

  • @山田ひ稔
    @山田ひ稔 6 лет назад +1

    魔理沙かっこいいし、怖いし
    かわええ笑笑笑笑

  • @mrbumpsb
    @mrbumpsb 3 года назад

    bruh she's just going from park to low to drive

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 7 лет назад

    Alright that is pretty much how Marisa would drive

  • @FrigidBirostrixRay
    @FrigidBirostrixRay 11 лет назад

    Not even seat belts can save you here...

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 12 лет назад

    Welcome to Gensokyo, where common sense doesn't even apply to cars.

  • @plantoos
    @plantoos 8 лет назад +15

    Lol patche.

  • @MauricioOliveira-zo1wm
    @MauricioOliveira-zo1wm 4 года назад

    The girl on the side of the car :CAN YOU PLEASE STOP

  • @randomgroup
    @randomgroup 15 лет назад

    Never sneaking into anyones trunk again

  • @hypershadow96
    @hypershadow96 14 лет назад +1

    ..I should do this just for the shock factor alone of the person in the passenger seat when I have my driving test. That alone will make me happier than any license ever will... y'know, until I get my license. Cause then everyone's gonna be scared of riding home with me, but it'll be oh so worth it.

  • @Keshisama
    @Keshisama 15 лет назад

    The teacher's got competition.

  • @kirbygirlgogo
    @kirbygirlgogo 14 лет назад

    this is like my dad driving me through oakland while swearing at bad drivers :D

  • @FoXMaSteR001
    @FoXMaSteR001 12 лет назад

    this is now my ringtone

  • @Phlegeth
    @Phlegeth 15 лет назад

    Shanghai looks like she's having fun.

  • @LotusEnduroGT
    @LotusEnduroGT 13 лет назад

    This is why the Seacrest County Police Department in NFS: Hot Pursuit are after Marisa

  • @MrFallout300
    @MrFallout300 13 лет назад

    Marisa is my new cab driver

  • @HeviMosher
    @HeviMosher 15 лет назад +1

    i'd like to know who gave Marisa driving lessons :>
    but yeah awesome video.anyone know what did Reimu and Mima talk about at end?

  • @Kaoxd
    @Kaoxd 5 лет назад

    What is she car max speed?

  • @RoboticKnight0Z
    @RoboticKnight0Z 8 лет назад +1

    Never let Marisa drive or you going to have a car crash with her and I feel sorry for Alice being in the car with crazy Marisa poor Alice :(

  • @marioinf
    @marioinf 13 лет назад

    @lovlymoney Probably books...unless it isn't patchouli's bag,
    or maybe it's alice's heart that marissa stole?

  • @Sav3TheWorld
    @Sav3TheWorld 12 лет назад

    Anyone have a guess as to what that guy making car noises is a reference too?

  • @Vanessa15975329
    @Vanessa15975329 11 лет назад

    Lesson learned:
    Never get a ride from Marisa

  • @WookieGroundZero
    @WookieGroundZero 12 лет назад

    And that's the reason of the revoked drive license of kirisame Marisa

  • @gigaslave
    @gigaslave 15 лет назад

    @rareshadow Prolly the old twisty path
    going up to either Hakurei or Moriya Shrine.

  • @topio204
    @topio204 12 лет назад

    how much you wanna bet they haven't even left the driveway?

  • @chocobarAR
    @chocobarAR 12 лет назад

    Marisa: you like my car? it's powered by Masterspark

  • @蒼狼-r4y
    @蒼狼-r4y 4 года назад

    楽しそうでなによりw

  • @VolOpt2
    @VolOpt2 14 лет назад

    pretending to race aya and do a danmaku battle at the same time.....must be fun lol

  • @Rintuo1208
    @Rintuo1208 4 года назад

    Alice: Let's take the Broomstick next time....

  • @Furikuriboy
    @Furikuriboy 15 лет назад

    no youkai power can be scarier than a woman's driving XD

  • @geminidiamond8258
    @geminidiamond8258 6 лет назад

    when you late for a meeting

  • @ケロ9
    @ケロ9 4 года назад +1

    1:50何やってんだwww

  • @deoblack1
    @deoblack1 12 лет назад

    now I know who to call for when i'm late

  • @sassui90
    @sassui90 7 лет назад

    When the eurobeat kicks in

    • @MegaCursed
      @MegaCursed 7 лет назад

      sassui90 Well the only problem is... THER NUH YOROBET

  • @HeadlessJaxeReacts
    @HeadlessJaxeReacts 4 года назад

    Rip Patchouli 1:18 XD

  • @フランドール.スカーレット-y8m

    何度もハンドルから手離してて草

  • @veevyern
    @veevyern 14 лет назад

    @KitsuneDzelda How can you trust her words? Obviously, the fact that Marisa has a car means that she am the wrongest faireh.

  • @tigra7201
    @tigra7201 3 года назад +1

    KANSEI DORIFTO?